Shinjuku Yasen Byoin (2024) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
1
As I said, you're right!
Say it properly in your own words.
Yoko Nishi does not have
a Japanese medical license.
Cut! Thank you very much.
Let me check
What's going on? Oh! It's got a filter on.
- Take two!
- Keizo, you need to keep your voice down.
You knew too, right?
And you covered it up.
- So what?
- What do you mean, so what?
It's against the law!
Article 17
of the Medical Practitioners' Act.
Yoko and yourself
can be criminally charged
and stripped of your licenses.
- But she's saving lives.
- What?
Anesthesia, right? It's administered,
but it's not kicked in yet!
Sure, she handles things
roughly and forcefully.
But if she wasn't here,
that foreigner definitely would've died.
Mr. Kaji as well.
Were we supposed to stop her
and let them die?
- Are you rebelling against me?
- No.
I'm just tired of working
purely for the money.
She's a criminal.
She'll be charged with fraud
for lying about her license,
and for everything
she did with scalpels and drills.
That's bodily harm!
Sorry to disturb you
but the ambulance is here!
Hey! You're a cosmetic dermatologist.
There's no point in having plumped lips
or perfect skin if the person's dead!
- Ouch! That hurts!
- Sorry?
Are you okay?
Only those not worth saving are brought
to this sketchy, run-down hospital!
But we still save them.
- All lives are equally important.
- They're not, though.
- That's why the homeless guy died.
- But we tried!
So I have no regrets!
What is up with you today, huh?
- Did that bitch woman brainwash you?
- No, I love her!
I love her.
I'm planning to ask her out.
We have a male patient who slipped
and fell at a brothel bathhouse.
Let's get a CT scan.
- Okay.
- Get ready.
Sorry for telling you now
but this might also be the last resort
to keep Magokoro going.
If, and I mean if, a big if
but if Yoko and I get married
she will be married
into the Takamine family.
Are you
serious right now?
Yes, I am!
You are so gross!
You're young yet so traditional!
I didn't know you were a patriarchist!
Am I wrong?
Uncle!
If she's my wife and passes the exam,
she can be your successor, right?
Ms. Shiraki!
There's no need for that, actually.
Yoko
is my daughter.
I had an affair with Ritsuko 43 years ago
and she got pregnant with Yoko.
- The CT scan is ready.
- Okay.
Ms. Muraki, can you prepare
some Loxoprofen?
- Okay.
- Who's Ritsuko again?
Hello!
- I Onna is here!
- Ah, right
What?!
If it was 43 years ago
Same year Hazuki was born.
ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL
Dr. Yoko. Don't come in yet.
Dr. Yoko is your daughter?
Your daughter?
Actual daughter? Related by blood?
Wow
What on earth do you mean?
Does she know?
She does not.
- I haven't told her yet.
- Then
She's a Takamine?
Is her name Yoko Takamine?
No, She's Yoko Nishi Freeman.
Oh, you're right. Huh?
- Then
- Yoko needs to go.
Hazuki
I was against it.
Hiring a doctor without a license.
Right, Dad?
I told you, bad news travels fast.
It's too late!
Sacking her now isn't
Ouch
Yoko.
- Yoko.
- Huh?
It's just a trapped nerve.
- Shiraki, get me the medicated plasters.
- You should go to a hospital.
Dr. Yoko.
How long have
This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.
The largest entertainment district
in East Asia.
Mom, let's go for some sushi!
Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars
and other legal entertainment
establishments line the street.
It has been reborn as a happy and
hygienic district for younger generations.
DAD
Why am I calling him?
What?
How's your back?
I mean, I just wanted to talk more
about what went down today.
I'll call you back in 30 minutes.
Let's talk over a meal.
Kabukicho where people
of every ethnicity gather and
languages from all over are spoken.
This is St. Magokoro Hospital,
located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.
Also known as
SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL
What? Mai from the NPO?
A dominatrix?
- No way!
- Once more.
What? Mai from the NPO?
A dominatrix?
No way!
Once more.
What? Mai from the NPO?
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
When did you find out
and why didn't you tell me?
About two months ago.
The reason I didn't tell you is
It was such a big shock
that I had a hard time digesting it.
Which is why now that you know,
I feel much better.
It's ringing.
DAD
That photo.
Show me again.
The alter ego
REPRESENTATIVE OF SHINJUKU
and her public persona.
The alter ego
Geez
What is this?
The contrast is so attractive
it's killing me!
Can I reserve her?
Well
she's booked out for three years.
Three years?
I don't even know
if I'm a sadist or a masochist!
I said the same thing two months ago!
Sorry.
Why my dad, though
All we've done is hold hands.
It's so unfair!
Even my dad has been hit by her!
You're copying
that famous line from Gundam!
Sorry.
Well
the truth about Dr. Yoko
is as shocking I'd say.
Fish cake?
Radish? Seaweed? Shirataki noodles?
Not Shirataki, Shiraki!
What's this?
Oh, a health check.
Japanese people
usually get checked annually.
PLEASE COME FOR YOUR HEALTH CHECK
This must be expensive with so many tests.
Right, fish cake? Egg?
You're doing it on purpose.
It's free.
The company pays for you to get checked.
- It's part of the Fukuri Kosei.
- Fuguri?
She's acting like this on purpose.
I'm sure of it.
"Fukuri" means happiness and profit.
"Kosei" means a healthy and wealthy life.
It's so expensive.
It's such an unequal society.
Fukuri Kosei.
But only 70 percent of Japanese people
use this service.
What? But it's free!
For cancer tests, it drops to 50 percent.
- Are they idiots?
- Come with me.
Ms. Shiraki, I shall borrow her for a bit.
I never would've thought that those two
are half-sisters from different mothers.
Dr. Yoko is like
Tora from Otoko wa Tsurai yo.
- What? Tora doesn't speak English!
- Didn't you know?
Tora and his sister Sakura
are actually half-siblings!
Tora is a product of an affair.
- That's also very Yoko-like.
- Yoko?
Yoko
Yeah, Yoko
Have you fallen out of love again already?
Well, the order's changed again!
Mai is back on top!
Mai!
Mai!
Do you want to borrow from me?
I have no money!
Cheers.
I like it here.
When I want to be alone,
or when I want to scream I come here.
- Mai!
- Hmm?
Mai!
Mai!
Mai!
Hey! I really have no money.
Your dad doesn't pay me at all,
it's unbelievable!
How about your dad?
My dad?
But he died from cancer.
The treatment is very expensive in the US.
That's why I go
for cancer screenings every year.
Getting tested is so important!
How about your real dad?
You must have one.
Not Dr. Freeman.
Your biological dad.
Why do you always come running
without checking if she's here?
I know, but
That would be too normal!
Make sure to tell her. Please!
That I came running.
Toru Takamine
who has a Porsche,
ran all the way here instead of using it!
Tell her!
Don't you want to know who your dad is?
Don't you want to meet him?
I would look for him
everywhere if I were you!
I would want to know!
You have a photo?
CASEY TAKAMINE
That's the wrong Takamine.
Do you not like me, Miss?
What?
I don't mind.
This is your place after all.
No need to pretend to like me.
To protect the ones that you love,
you have to hate the ones
you hate with passion.
I don't hate you that much.
That's it. Let it out.
WEEKLY SHIF
I can't do the 10th!
- I'm going to the fireworks festival.
- Oh, you too?
You too, Dr. Tajima?
That's not good.
We have no one for the night shift.
Sorry, I'm going on a date
with a call girl.
Your patient? Is that allowed?
Can we link up?
The wife and kids are coming
but I'll try to ditch them.
Are you married?
Yes. I've told you
like three times already.
Really? I don't remember! Children?
He has loads.
The two older ones are from
his wife's previous marriage.
The younger ones are twins.
And there's a fifth one due in Autumn.
What the hell? You need to do better!
I'm trying.
We've already had
this chat three times, too.
Thank you.
Toru, about the shift on the 10th
- Where's Dr. Yoko?
- She's gone for her health check.
Don't move, please.
We used to offer them here
before Covid, but
The director can't keep his hands steady,
and Dr. Yokoyama
hates using the endoscope.
What does that mean?
When I look through it,
I feel like vomiting.
Usually only the patients feel that way.
And he calls himself a physician?
You need to try harder!
Weren't you shocked though?
About Dr. Yoko
being the director's daughter?
I won't participate in this conversation.
I'm staying neutral.
Completely neutral.
I get it, you're in a difficult position.
I want to talk about it
because I'm the only one
who's not affected by all this.
Do you think she will sack her?
Hazuki? Sack Dr. Yoko?
I don't know to be honest.
But I mean,
we can't do without her, right?
Without her, this hospital will be
I can't lose my job now!
I need to feed my family!
Help us, Toru!
Oh god
- Toru?
- I booked a session with her.
Ms. May 180 minutes course.
- But I thought she was booked out?
- If you're a new customer.
I logged in with my Dad's name
and was able to book a session
that starts in an hour!
- What?
- Really!
THANK YOU
PLEASE PROCEED TO PAYMEN
I paid it!
What should I do?
What is going to happen to me?
- Thank you.
- We'll do our best.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry, I need to leave early today.
See you tomorrow.
See you!
It's open.
You look nothing like the photo!
I know, I'm sorry!
Ouch!
Sorry for the wait.
I wasn't waiting.
Oh, you're the type who buys
the booklet before the movie?
Yeah, why? Worried about spoilers?
No.
Here, shareholder tickets.
Why? What is happening?
- Where's Mai?
- Ms. May has sadly retired.
Retired? From being a dominatrix?
I see
I'm Ms. May the Second.
The name is passed on?
Why?
I was told at my training to use it
every two seconds of silence.
Training?
Don't say things like that.
It puts us off.
I started volunteering
because I wanted to be like Mai.
But I recently started to feel
like I was stuck in a rut.
I couldn't figure out
what was missing in my life.
Then, I accidentally saw her.
I thought, this is it!
Behind her angelic smile, she was
trying to tame the demon in her heart!
That's why
Ouch! But I was listening!
- There was no silence!
- BDSM is all about trust.
The unconditional love
the master has for their slave.
Understanding the needs of the slave.
It's very similar
to how volunteering works.
I don't get it!
Ouch!
Sorry! I get it!
I mean, it's like how Sumiko Nishioka
is caring for her parents now!
But I do think it's not for everyone.
I know.
I've never yelled at anyone,
and I hate anything that hurts.
But apparently some people
prefer being beaten
by someone like me, so
I'm getting a lot of bookings.
Really?
What do you want to do?
Do you want to cancel?
The movies that won
Best Original Screenplay
are guaranteed to be good.
I go by who the director is.
I never pick based on the actors.
- I see
- Mai?
- Hi.
- This is a surprise!
Never thought I'd see you eating
in such a dirty place.
Where are your manners?
Enjoy your meal.
Why can't you yell?
You yell when you're distributing food
on the streets!
Today's menu is pork soup!
Okay. Now with the same tone.
You
pig?
You have no class.
- That's what you're missing.
- My name is Akane Wakai!
That's just copying Sumiko Nishioka!
Also, I think that pros
make it look painful
but it's not actually painful.
The whip, I mean.
Yours is the opposite.
It looks harmless but it hurts.
- It's the worst kind.
- I see.
I'll ask my trainer tomorrow at training
You're so serious!
Also, you know the thing you did
around my ears?
The touching but not touching.
I used a calligraphy brush.
Well that was quite nice.
I need to know.
Why did that real-estate tycoon
pay our bill?
- Kariya was my dad's apprentice.
- Such a casual name drop.
Look up Minami,
Sex-industry Tycoon online.
Wait, are you
Minami Entertainment's
president's daughter?
He did well with his business.
- You know when the Governor of Tokyo
- Cleared out the brothels in Kabukicho?
When that happened, my Dad offered
to help the women who lost their jobs
by transferring them to his own
establishments in other areas.
The road there is called
Minami Avenue by the way.
That's why you have
so many shareholder tickets.
I've never had to pay in Kabukicho.
How did you feel about your Dad being
a sex-industry tycoon?
Nothing, really.
I used to avoid coming to Kabukicho
until I started working at the NPO.
I still don't enjoy being here.
Not again.
Again?
I'm the first to have found out
your secret again.
How was the health check?
I stayed the night at a place
with a Jacuzzi.
For dinner I had the choice of
mackerel simmered in miso or ginger pork.
It even came with dessert
and it was super cheap!
Fukuri Kosei is amazing!
We met the other day. I'm Arai
from the Kachidoki Medical Center.
She lost her virginity at 21.
- What are you doing?
- Looking for your dad's medical records.
Dr. Yoko told me about him.
I also think
he should get tested properly.
Oh that.
I know why now.
It could be angina,
an aortic dissection, a gastric ulcer, or
No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry.
- It might be advanced cancer
- It's from BDSM.
BDSM.
He's having back pains because
he's getting whipped by a dominatrix.
Well, I guess in a way,
it's kind of a sickness.
No need for the records
Keizo Takamine.
His last visit to the doctor was
"The 2013 complete medical check-up."
Eleven years ago.
- Did something happen then?
- Eleven years ago?
Oh, I see.
What is it?
It's the year my Mom died.
Keisuke, I managed
to bring him with me this year!
- Welcome!
- Come on. Hurry up!
- My mom used to drag him here
- Come on!
for the annual check-up.
No endoscope, okay?
Just the X-ray and the urinalysis.
- No. It's been three years!
- Well
She tried her best.
She wanted to create an opportunity
for the brothers to see each other.
But
The annual check-ups started to be every
two years, and then every three years.
And when they finally came
after a long gap,
my mom's results were
Not great.
Eriko Takamine?
ERIKO TAKAMINE
DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED
She didn't tell him directly
- Which meant it was serious.
- Don't feel discouraged.
Take her to a bigger hospital
to get checked properly and
Don't tell me what to do!
After that
they completely stopped
talking to each other.
Basically, they do not get along at all.
Over that I feel bad for her.
Do you?
I mean, my Mom looked happy.
My Dad stopped working for six months
and they went traveling.
Just the two of them.
In the end, she was admitted
to a hospice in Hawaii.
And that was eleven years ago?
At the funeral, he was devastated.
I couldn't even call out to him.
Toru
After that,
my Dad's hatred towards doctors escalated.
What is it? American bitch woman?
What are those?
It's the latest folk remedy.
Kariya bought it online
from a store overseas.
All the celebrities are taking them!
Idiot!
You're the idiot!
The word bitch means, "a disliked woman,"
so it already means "woman."
You saying, "bitch woman",
is like saying, "a Porsche's car."
- Get a medical check-up, Dad.
- What?
Stop being a nuisance.
Last time, you tested positive for pylori.
And you've left it for 11 years untreated.
- The risk of stomach cancer
- Who even are you?
Me? I'm Yokoyama, a physician here.
You shouldn't underestimate back pain!
Why do I have to listen
to an unlicensed bitch!
Why are you here, jazz hag?
She just can't perform
medical practices here!
That's what I mean by unlicensed!
She's in Japan!
Think about your age, Keizo.
- Why are you all coming at me?
- I've booked you in for tomorrow.
- Don't eat anything after 8 p.m. tonight.
- Shut up!
Slaves of Western medicine!
Is living long so important?
Cut back on salt and exercise moderately?
No, thank you!
I'll show you all!
I'll eat Korean pork belly BBQ
right before bed,
wash my mouth out with rice wine,
and live to a 100!
Ridiculous!
It didn't work.
Who would he listen to?
I can only think of one person.
But
Keisuke, there's a grave I want
to visit before I go back to the US.
- Whose grave?
- Your wife's of course.
Do you mind?
Oh? What's wrong, Kariya?
All you've eaten is lettuce!
- At my age, you can't eat much meat.
- Oh, come on!
Don't say such a depressing thing.
I went to a chiropractor
because I had a backache.
- He said the problem was my kidneys.
- What?
I had blood in my urine last week.
So I'm going for a check-up tomorrow.
I KNOW THIS IS SUDDEN
BUT ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT?
I've sent it and he's just seen it.
Okay Thanks.
By the way, I'm not bothered, you know.
About what?
About you and my Dad
being master and slave
in the BDSM world.
Do you mean
you thought that I was worried about you
feeling bothered about it?
In that case, I'm sorry.
Oh Um I meant
Well, no, I wasn't bothered, so
No, I'm saying that I wasn't even worried
about you feeling bothered about it
so even if you were bothered,
I basically wouldn't have cared.
He seems very excited.
I'LL BE AT THE USUAL HOTEL
WOOF!
Maybe he should die at least once
Okay then
- I'll get changed.
- Okay!
Who are you?
You're not Ms. May
I can tell from the footsteps.
Are you the help?
Try to play along!
He can't make clear judgments
once he's paid for the session.
Think of him as a pig.
- That's my Dad, you know.
- Whip him every two seconds of silence.
That's all I can say.
Queen of Kabukicho.
Ms. May Can the rumor's
that she has retired be true?
Hey, woman!
- Give me your best!
- Don't tell me what to do!
I'm not the help.
I'm a great savior
and I'm here to save your life!
Ouch!
You
- Keep going.
- Dad
He likes it.
Yoko, just try not to use
the Okayama dialect.
What's wrong, pig? You're all sweaty.
Are you feeling hot?
Looks like you're
having trouble breathing, too.
Huh, pig?
Sweating, sudden rise in temperature,
difficulty breathing.
These are all signs
that you might have cancer!
- Ow!
- And that's not it.
Dizziness, fatigue,
pain in your back and waist.
If you can't agree
on the method of treatment,
I suggest you get a second opinion.
Dr. Yoko, no English!
- He likes it!
- How has he not noticed?
I know what you're thinking!
It's just not possible.
Me? Cancer? No way!
That negligence
is what's going to kill you!
- Oh
- This isn't good.
That hurt!
Your whipping looks harmless
but it actually hurts!
What?
Tie me up.
Notice already!
Didn't he look at her in the eyes?
- Do you know how to do it?
- Let's back her up.
Iyeah?
Put the rope around his neck.
The reason you don't want to get checked,
is it because you lost someone
you loved to an illness?
How did you know that?
I guess it was negligence.
Eri always took care of her health,
so I never even imagined
that she would have cancer.
I mean, it's Keizo.
He's so stubborn,
he never listens to people.
But that time he did.
- He listened to me.
- Really?
Why Eriko? Why?
How could this be?
Please, help her! I beg you, brother!
Okay, okay. Come on, stop that.
The cost doesn't matter!
I'll do anything for her!
Calm down and listen to me.
The treatment for cancer
is advancing remarkably!
There are excellent doctors everywhere,
in Japan and in the world!
I'll call Dr. Mishima in Sapporo
Nagoya
Fukuoka
and obviously every hospital in Tokyo
Hey!
A hospital in New York
was implementing the latest treatment
so we even went to New York.
That must've been expensive.
I sold all the buildings I owned.
I didn't want any regrets.
Berlin, London, and Stockholm.
We went to see the best of the best,
but they all said
she could've been saved
if we found the cancer earlier.
Dad
So they weren't there for tourism.
It wasn't just a second opinion.
We heard over 20 opinions.
But they were all the same.
It was too late.
In the end, she went
into hospice care in Hawaii.
My son and I were there
until her last moment.
Dad
Put it through the hole at the bottom
and bring the rope to the back.
I was completely exhausted
after those six months.
I fought the inevitable.
I don't want to do it again.
Put it through the hole
on the opposite side.
That's why I decided
to stop going for check-ups.
If I die from cancer, I guess it's unmei.
Unmei?
It's the "un" from "to carry,"
and "Mei" from "life."
Please tie all the excess at the back.
- There's no excess.
- Huh? What?
Shut up!
You're the only one
who can carry your own life!
It was my fault.
I should've listened.
If we got checked every year,
we would've found it earlier.
It was because of my stupid ego.
I delayed the diagnosis
by not going for three years.
- Eri
- She went every year.
- What?
- What?
ERIKO TAKAMINE
NO ISSUES DETECTED
DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED
Her cancer progressed so quickly.
It's a type of cancer that even if
you have an annual check-up,
it can be too late due to its progression.
Ouch!
Is that so
She kept going without me.
- So you should also
- Shut up!
Don't rush the conversation!
I'm full of emotion right now.
What happened?
Don't worry, Yoko.
His favorite thing is in the bag.
Like father, like son.
Dad
That's all I can say today, really.
The tone you used kept changing.
I enjoyed hearing them all.
Will you go for the check-up? Huh?
Do you want me to stop?
I will! I will go, I swear!
Dad!
EMERGENCY
Hello, Magokoro.
Male in his 60s. While engaging
in bondage play at a love hotel,
the bondage got stuck
and he dislocated his shoulder.
Divert!
Didn't we have this same pattern before?
My shoulder!
It's dislocated!
I said to divert! Why did you come?
I can't go anywhere else
dressed like this!
But it's okay to come here?
Let's cut the rope and tank top
with scissors.
No!
This top is made
from expensive organic cotton!
Mr. Takamine? Are you awake?
It's done?
Yes.
We've successfully removed the cancer.
It's all gone?
It's all thanks to the "bitch woman."
Is that it?
MINAMI HAYAMA CEMETARY
Hello?
Which one's her grave?
Where? I don't see you.
Oh, there you are!
Right here!
- She's alive?
- She's alive?
- Did you say she was dead?
- No, I didn't.
You didn't, but you didn't
tell us she was alive either.
She's running!
If you're not told
that I'm alive at this age,
of course, you'd think I'm dead!
Please, enjoy.
What is this place?
How much is the rent? Must be expensive.
They had a vintage year divorce
and she used the settlement to live here.
When the hospital's struggling,
I might add.
I never thought I'd be able to meet you.
Don't worry, I'm not bothered
about what happened then.
Who's this?
She's my daughter, Yoko.
She's a surgeon.
- Wow. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Huh?
Why is that?
The only pride I have in my life
is that I didn't let Hazuki
become a surgeon.
That again?
Anyway, let's raise our glass.
Come on. I don't get it.
You're all talking in riddles.
What is it
I wanted to tell you
when everyone involved is together
at the same table.
The thing is, Ms. Yoko
- I mean, Yoko
- Katsuhiko?
Hello.
Mr. Katsuhiko Sakai.
He's my partner.
This is my daughter and my ex-husband,
his old mistress, and her daughter.
I don't know how to react to that.
Don't worry! Come, let's have a drink!
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
I need to take him for a walk.
Take your time.
- Be careful!
- Thanks!
Okay, you were saying?
You said you had
something important to say.
- What's wrong? You look scary.
- Me?
- I don't.
- Yes, you do.
You have your usual assassin glare.
Well, I didn't know
you had a man in your life!
He's her partner.
You sound so old-fashioned.
But he is a man. Right?
You still like such a pompous guy
at your age, huh?
Well, he would never text me
so shamelessly like you did yesterday,
that he'd be bringing
his ex-girlfriend over.
Excuse me? Really, Keisuke?
- How shameful.
- It's just that
You two had never met before,
and I thought,
what if you guys started fighting?
Your wife and I?
Fight about you?
After all this time?
You're so dumb. It was over 40 years ago!
Stop acting cool.
You're just an old pervert! Why the
- Why are your shoes off?
- Huh?
Why does it matter?
You're still wearing those socks?
Five-toed socks, 1,000 yen for five pairs.
- It looks so lame.
- Shut it, all of you!
Let me tell her!
Directly from me!
Yoko
- You are my
- Daughter?
- What?
- Oh, you knew?
I could tell! I'm not an idiot,
I had a feeling that was the case.
- Since when?
- From the beginning.
You looked at me
with such an unpleasant look on your face.
The assassin glare, right?
- That's so lame.
- Okay, let's stop talking about this.
Wear your shoes.
- Please! I don't want to see those socks!
- Shut up!
He used to forget them
at my apartment quite often.
It's so annoying when you wash them,
you have to straighten out the toes!
- Exactly!
- Also the toothpicks after each meal!
He leaves them on the table!
- Yep!
- Exactly!
He doesn't wash the sink
after shaving his beard.
- That's right!
- I'm leaving.
- I had a drink so I can't drive.
- I'll use the train!
Leaves the toilet seat up!
- Exactly!
- So true!
Dr. Freeman is my one and only dad.
However
If you weren't an old pervert
I wouldn't have been born
and I wouldn't have been a doctor.
So I'm glad that you are an old pervert.
Thank you, old pervert.
You're going to keep calling me that?!
I'm going to call Hazuki, sister.
Hazuki was born in August.
And you were born in December.
Wait. You're spilling it
Hey, pass me the towel!
Help me clean her up!
Why did we have to come here
to watch the fireworks?
What?
I don't want it! Who would eat that!
No way.
SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI
Male in his 80s, cardiac arrest!
Isn't it getting worse every year?
What?
Since when are you two so close?
Open the window!
- She hasn't told her mom yet.
- My Mom's the one who ran him over!
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION
THE ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTITIOUS
AND UNRELATED TO EXISTING ONES
Subtitle translation by: Emily J.
As I said, you're right!
Say it properly in your own words.
Yoko Nishi does not have
a Japanese medical license.
Cut! Thank you very much.
Let me check
What's going on? Oh! It's got a filter on.
- Take two!
- Keizo, you need to keep your voice down.
You knew too, right?
And you covered it up.
- So what?
- What do you mean, so what?
It's against the law!
Article 17
of the Medical Practitioners' Act.
Yoko and yourself
can be criminally charged
and stripped of your licenses.
- But she's saving lives.
- What?
Anesthesia, right? It's administered,
but it's not kicked in yet!
Sure, she handles things
roughly and forcefully.
But if she wasn't here,
that foreigner definitely would've died.
Mr. Kaji as well.
Were we supposed to stop her
and let them die?
- Are you rebelling against me?
- No.
I'm just tired of working
purely for the money.
She's a criminal.
She'll be charged with fraud
for lying about her license,
and for everything
she did with scalpels and drills.
That's bodily harm!
Sorry to disturb you
but the ambulance is here!
Hey! You're a cosmetic dermatologist.
There's no point in having plumped lips
or perfect skin if the person's dead!
- Ouch! That hurts!
- Sorry?
Are you okay?
Only those not worth saving are brought
to this sketchy, run-down hospital!
But we still save them.
- All lives are equally important.
- They're not, though.
- That's why the homeless guy died.
- But we tried!
So I have no regrets!
What is up with you today, huh?
- Did that bitch woman brainwash you?
- No, I love her!
I love her.
I'm planning to ask her out.
We have a male patient who slipped
and fell at a brothel bathhouse.
Let's get a CT scan.
- Okay.
- Get ready.
Sorry for telling you now
but this might also be the last resort
to keep Magokoro going.
If, and I mean if, a big if
but if Yoko and I get married
she will be married
into the Takamine family.
Are you
serious right now?
Yes, I am!
You are so gross!
You're young yet so traditional!
I didn't know you were a patriarchist!
Am I wrong?
Uncle!
If she's my wife and passes the exam,
she can be your successor, right?
Ms. Shiraki!
There's no need for that, actually.
Yoko
is my daughter.
I had an affair with Ritsuko 43 years ago
and she got pregnant with Yoko.
- The CT scan is ready.
- Okay.
Ms. Muraki, can you prepare
some Loxoprofen?
- Okay.
- Who's Ritsuko again?
Hello!
- I Onna is here!
- Ah, right
What?!
If it was 43 years ago
Same year Hazuki was born.
ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL
Dr. Yoko. Don't come in yet.
Dr. Yoko is your daughter?
Your daughter?
Actual daughter? Related by blood?
Wow
What on earth do you mean?
Does she know?
She does not.
- I haven't told her yet.
- Then
She's a Takamine?
Is her name Yoko Takamine?
No, She's Yoko Nishi Freeman.
Oh, you're right. Huh?
- Then
- Yoko needs to go.
Hazuki
I was against it.
Hiring a doctor without a license.
Right, Dad?
I told you, bad news travels fast.
It's too late!
Sacking her now isn't
Ouch
Yoko.
- Yoko.
- Huh?
It's just a trapped nerve.
- Shiraki, get me the medicated plasters.
- You should go to a hospital.
Dr. Yoko.
How long have
This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.
The largest entertainment district
in East Asia.
Mom, let's go for some sushi!
Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars
and other legal entertainment
establishments line the street.
It has been reborn as a happy and
hygienic district for younger generations.
DAD
Why am I calling him?
What?
How's your back?
I mean, I just wanted to talk more
about what went down today.
I'll call you back in 30 minutes.
Let's talk over a meal.
Kabukicho where people
of every ethnicity gather and
languages from all over are spoken.
This is St. Magokoro Hospital,
located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.
Also known as
SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL
What? Mai from the NPO?
A dominatrix?
- No way!
- Once more.
What? Mai from the NPO?
A dominatrix?
No way!
Once more.
What? Mai from the NPO?
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
When did you find out
and why didn't you tell me?
About two months ago.
The reason I didn't tell you is
It was such a big shock
that I had a hard time digesting it.
Which is why now that you know,
I feel much better.
It's ringing.
DAD
That photo.
Show me again.
The alter ego
REPRESENTATIVE OF SHINJUKU
and her public persona.
The alter ego
Geez
What is this?
The contrast is so attractive
it's killing me!
Can I reserve her?
Well
she's booked out for three years.
Three years?
I don't even know
if I'm a sadist or a masochist!
I said the same thing two months ago!
Sorry.
Why my dad, though
All we've done is hold hands.
It's so unfair!
Even my dad has been hit by her!
You're copying
that famous line from Gundam!
Sorry.
Well
the truth about Dr. Yoko
is as shocking I'd say.
Fish cake?
Radish? Seaweed? Shirataki noodles?
Not Shirataki, Shiraki!
What's this?
Oh, a health check.
Japanese people
usually get checked annually.
PLEASE COME FOR YOUR HEALTH CHECK
This must be expensive with so many tests.
Right, fish cake? Egg?
You're doing it on purpose.
It's free.
The company pays for you to get checked.
- It's part of the Fukuri Kosei.
- Fuguri?
She's acting like this on purpose.
I'm sure of it.
"Fukuri" means happiness and profit.
"Kosei" means a healthy and wealthy life.
It's so expensive.
It's such an unequal society.
Fukuri Kosei.
But only 70 percent of Japanese people
use this service.
What? But it's free!
For cancer tests, it drops to 50 percent.
- Are they idiots?
- Come with me.
Ms. Shiraki, I shall borrow her for a bit.
I never would've thought that those two
are half-sisters from different mothers.
Dr. Yoko is like
Tora from Otoko wa Tsurai yo.
- What? Tora doesn't speak English!
- Didn't you know?
Tora and his sister Sakura
are actually half-siblings!
Tora is a product of an affair.
- That's also very Yoko-like.
- Yoko?
Yoko
Yeah, Yoko
Have you fallen out of love again already?
Well, the order's changed again!
Mai is back on top!
Mai!
Mai!
Do you want to borrow from me?
I have no money!
Cheers.
I like it here.
When I want to be alone,
or when I want to scream I come here.
- Mai!
- Hmm?
Mai!
Mai!
Mai!
Hey! I really have no money.
Your dad doesn't pay me at all,
it's unbelievable!
How about your dad?
My dad?
But he died from cancer.
The treatment is very expensive in the US.
That's why I go
for cancer screenings every year.
Getting tested is so important!
How about your real dad?
You must have one.
Not Dr. Freeman.
Your biological dad.
Why do you always come running
without checking if she's here?
I know, but
That would be too normal!
Make sure to tell her. Please!
That I came running.
Toru Takamine
who has a Porsche,
ran all the way here instead of using it!
Tell her!
Don't you want to know who your dad is?
Don't you want to meet him?
I would look for him
everywhere if I were you!
I would want to know!
You have a photo?
CASEY TAKAMINE
That's the wrong Takamine.
Do you not like me, Miss?
What?
I don't mind.
This is your place after all.
No need to pretend to like me.
To protect the ones that you love,
you have to hate the ones
you hate with passion.
I don't hate you that much.
That's it. Let it out.
WEEKLY SHIF
I can't do the 10th!
- I'm going to the fireworks festival.
- Oh, you too?
You too, Dr. Tajima?
That's not good.
We have no one for the night shift.
Sorry, I'm going on a date
with a call girl.
Your patient? Is that allowed?
Can we link up?
The wife and kids are coming
but I'll try to ditch them.
Are you married?
Yes. I've told you
like three times already.
Really? I don't remember! Children?
He has loads.
The two older ones are from
his wife's previous marriage.
The younger ones are twins.
And there's a fifth one due in Autumn.
What the hell? You need to do better!
I'm trying.
We've already had
this chat three times, too.
Thank you.
Toru, about the shift on the 10th
- Where's Dr. Yoko?
- She's gone for her health check.
Don't move, please.
We used to offer them here
before Covid, but
The director can't keep his hands steady,
and Dr. Yokoyama
hates using the endoscope.
What does that mean?
When I look through it,
I feel like vomiting.
Usually only the patients feel that way.
And he calls himself a physician?
You need to try harder!
Weren't you shocked though?
About Dr. Yoko
being the director's daughter?
I won't participate in this conversation.
I'm staying neutral.
Completely neutral.
I get it, you're in a difficult position.
I want to talk about it
because I'm the only one
who's not affected by all this.
Do you think she will sack her?
Hazuki? Sack Dr. Yoko?
I don't know to be honest.
But I mean,
we can't do without her, right?
Without her, this hospital will be
I can't lose my job now!
I need to feed my family!
Help us, Toru!
Oh god
- Toru?
- I booked a session with her.
Ms. May 180 minutes course.
- But I thought she was booked out?
- If you're a new customer.
I logged in with my Dad's name
and was able to book a session
that starts in an hour!
- What?
- Really!
THANK YOU
PLEASE PROCEED TO PAYMEN
I paid it!
What should I do?
What is going to happen to me?
- Thank you.
- We'll do our best.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry, I need to leave early today.
See you tomorrow.
See you!
It's open.
You look nothing like the photo!
I know, I'm sorry!
Ouch!
Sorry for the wait.
I wasn't waiting.
Oh, you're the type who buys
the booklet before the movie?
Yeah, why? Worried about spoilers?
No.
Here, shareholder tickets.
Why? What is happening?
- Where's Mai?
- Ms. May has sadly retired.
Retired? From being a dominatrix?
I see
I'm Ms. May the Second.
The name is passed on?
Why?
I was told at my training to use it
every two seconds of silence.
Training?
Don't say things like that.
It puts us off.
I started volunteering
because I wanted to be like Mai.
But I recently started to feel
like I was stuck in a rut.
I couldn't figure out
what was missing in my life.
Then, I accidentally saw her.
I thought, this is it!
Behind her angelic smile, she was
trying to tame the demon in her heart!
That's why
Ouch! But I was listening!
- There was no silence!
- BDSM is all about trust.
The unconditional love
the master has for their slave.
Understanding the needs of the slave.
It's very similar
to how volunteering works.
I don't get it!
Ouch!
Sorry! I get it!
I mean, it's like how Sumiko Nishioka
is caring for her parents now!
But I do think it's not for everyone.
I know.
I've never yelled at anyone,
and I hate anything that hurts.
But apparently some people
prefer being beaten
by someone like me, so
I'm getting a lot of bookings.
Really?
What do you want to do?
Do you want to cancel?
The movies that won
Best Original Screenplay
are guaranteed to be good.
I go by who the director is.
I never pick based on the actors.
- I see
- Mai?
- Hi.
- This is a surprise!
Never thought I'd see you eating
in such a dirty place.
Where are your manners?
Enjoy your meal.
Why can't you yell?
You yell when you're distributing food
on the streets!
Today's menu is pork soup!
Okay. Now with the same tone.
You
pig?
You have no class.
- That's what you're missing.
- My name is Akane Wakai!
That's just copying Sumiko Nishioka!
Also, I think that pros
make it look painful
but it's not actually painful.
The whip, I mean.
Yours is the opposite.
It looks harmless but it hurts.
- It's the worst kind.
- I see.
I'll ask my trainer tomorrow at training
You're so serious!
Also, you know the thing you did
around my ears?
The touching but not touching.
I used a calligraphy brush.
Well that was quite nice.
I need to know.
Why did that real-estate tycoon
pay our bill?
- Kariya was my dad's apprentice.
- Such a casual name drop.
Look up Minami,
Sex-industry Tycoon online.
Wait, are you
Minami Entertainment's
president's daughter?
He did well with his business.
- You know when the Governor of Tokyo
- Cleared out the brothels in Kabukicho?
When that happened, my Dad offered
to help the women who lost their jobs
by transferring them to his own
establishments in other areas.
The road there is called
Minami Avenue by the way.
That's why you have
so many shareholder tickets.
I've never had to pay in Kabukicho.
How did you feel about your Dad being
a sex-industry tycoon?
Nothing, really.
I used to avoid coming to Kabukicho
until I started working at the NPO.
I still don't enjoy being here.
Not again.
Again?
I'm the first to have found out
your secret again.
How was the health check?
I stayed the night at a place
with a Jacuzzi.
For dinner I had the choice of
mackerel simmered in miso or ginger pork.
It even came with dessert
and it was super cheap!
Fukuri Kosei is amazing!
We met the other day. I'm Arai
from the Kachidoki Medical Center.
She lost her virginity at 21.
- What are you doing?
- Looking for your dad's medical records.
Dr. Yoko told me about him.
I also think
he should get tested properly.
Oh that.
I know why now.
It could be angina,
an aortic dissection, a gastric ulcer, or
No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry.
- It might be advanced cancer
- It's from BDSM.
BDSM.
He's having back pains because
he's getting whipped by a dominatrix.
Well, I guess in a way,
it's kind of a sickness.
No need for the records
Keizo Takamine.
His last visit to the doctor was
"The 2013 complete medical check-up."
Eleven years ago.
- Did something happen then?
- Eleven years ago?
Oh, I see.
What is it?
It's the year my Mom died.
Keisuke, I managed
to bring him with me this year!
- Welcome!
- Come on. Hurry up!
- My mom used to drag him here
- Come on!
for the annual check-up.
No endoscope, okay?
Just the X-ray and the urinalysis.
- No. It's been three years!
- Well
She tried her best.
She wanted to create an opportunity
for the brothers to see each other.
But
The annual check-ups started to be every
two years, and then every three years.
And when they finally came
after a long gap,
my mom's results were
Not great.
Eriko Takamine?
ERIKO TAKAMINE
DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED
She didn't tell him directly
- Which meant it was serious.
- Don't feel discouraged.
Take her to a bigger hospital
to get checked properly and
Don't tell me what to do!
After that
they completely stopped
talking to each other.
Basically, they do not get along at all.
Over that I feel bad for her.
Do you?
I mean, my Mom looked happy.
My Dad stopped working for six months
and they went traveling.
Just the two of them.
In the end, she was admitted
to a hospice in Hawaii.
And that was eleven years ago?
At the funeral, he was devastated.
I couldn't even call out to him.
Toru
After that,
my Dad's hatred towards doctors escalated.
What is it? American bitch woman?
What are those?
It's the latest folk remedy.
Kariya bought it online
from a store overseas.
All the celebrities are taking them!
Idiot!
You're the idiot!
The word bitch means, "a disliked woman,"
so it already means "woman."
You saying, "bitch woman",
is like saying, "a Porsche's car."
- Get a medical check-up, Dad.
- What?
Stop being a nuisance.
Last time, you tested positive for pylori.
And you've left it for 11 years untreated.
- The risk of stomach cancer
- Who even are you?
Me? I'm Yokoyama, a physician here.
You shouldn't underestimate back pain!
Why do I have to listen
to an unlicensed bitch!
Why are you here, jazz hag?
She just can't perform
medical practices here!
That's what I mean by unlicensed!
She's in Japan!
Think about your age, Keizo.
- Why are you all coming at me?
- I've booked you in for tomorrow.
- Don't eat anything after 8 p.m. tonight.
- Shut up!
Slaves of Western medicine!
Is living long so important?
Cut back on salt and exercise moderately?
No, thank you!
I'll show you all!
I'll eat Korean pork belly BBQ
right before bed,
wash my mouth out with rice wine,
and live to a 100!
Ridiculous!
It didn't work.
Who would he listen to?
I can only think of one person.
But
Keisuke, there's a grave I want
to visit before I go back to the US.
- Whose grave?
- Your wife's of course.
Do you mind?
Oh? What's wrong, Kariya?
All you've eaten is lettuce!
- At my age, you can't eat much meat.
- Oh, come on!
Don't say such a depressing thing.
I went to a chiropractor
because I had a backache.
- He said the problem was my kidneys.
- What?
I had blood in my urine last week.
So I'm going for a check-up tomorrow.
I KNOW THIS IS SUDDEN
BUT ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT?
I've sent it and he's just seen it.
Okay Thanks.
By the way, I'm not bothered, you know.
About what?
About you and my Dad
being master and slave
in the BDSM world.
Do you mean
you thought that I was worried about you
feeling bothered about it?
In that case, I'm sorry.
Oh Um I meant
Well, no, I wasn't bothered, so
No, I'm saying that I wasn't even worried
about you feeling bothered about it
so even if you were bothered,
I basically wouldn't have cared.
He seems very excited.
I'LL BE AT THE USUAL HOTEL
WOOF!
Maybe he should die at least once
Okay then
- I'll get changed.
- Okay!
Who are you?
You're not Ms. May
I can tell from the footsteps.
Are you the help?
Try to play along!
He can't make clear judgments
once he's paid for the session.
Think of him as a pig.
- That's my Dad, you know.
- Whip him every two seconds of silence.
That's all I can say.
Queen of Kabukicho.
Ms. May Can the rumor's
that she has retired be true?
Hey, woman!
- Give me your best!
- Don't tell me what to do!
I'm not the help.
I'm a great savior
and I'm here to save your life!
Ouch!
You
- Keep going.
- Dad
He likes it.
Yoko, just try not to use
the Okayama dialect.
What's wrong, pig? You're all sweaty.
Are you feeling hot?
Looks like you're
having trouble breathing, too.
Huh, pig?
Sweating, sudden rise in temperature,
difficulty breathing.
These are all signs
that you might have cancer!
- Ow!
- And that's not it.
Dizziness, fatigue,
pain in your back and waist.
If you can't agree
on the method of treatment,
I suggest you get a second opinion.
Dr. Yoko, no English!
- He likes it!
- How has he not noticed?
I know what you're thinking!
It's just not possible.
Me? Cancer? No way!
That negligence
is what's going to kill you!
- Oh
- This isn't good.
That hurt!
Your whipping looks harmless
but it actually hurts!
What?
Tie me up.
Notice already!
Didn't he look at her in the eyes?
- Do you know how to do it?
- Let's back her up.
Iyeah?
Put the rope around his neck.
The reason you don't want to get checked,
is it because you lost someone
you loved to an illness?
How did you know that?
I guess it was negligence.
Eri always took care of her health,
so I never even imagined
that she would have cancer.
I mean, it's Keizo.
He's so stubborn,
he never listens to people.
But that time he did.
- He listened to me.
- Really?
Why Eriko? Why?
How could this be?
Please, help her! I beg you, brother!
Okay, okay. Come on, stop that.
The cost doesn't matter!
I'll do anything for her!
Calm down and listen to me.
The treatment for cancer
is advancing remarkably!
There are excellent doctors everywhere,
in Japan and in the world!
I'll call Dr. Mishima in Sapporo
Nagoya
Fukuoka
and obviously every hospital in Tokyo
Hey!
A hospital in New York
was implementing the latest treatment
so we even went to New York.
That must've been expensive.
I sold all the buildings I owned.
I didn't want any regrets.
Berlin, London, and Stockholm.
We went to see the best of the best,
but they all said
she could've been saved
if we found the cancer earlier.
Dad
So they weren't there for tourism.
It wasn't just a second opinion.
We heard over 20 opinions.
But they were all the same.
It was too late.
In the end, she went
into hospice care in Hawaii.
My son and I were there
until her last moment.
Dad
Put it through the hole at the bottom
and bring the rope to the back.
I was completely exhausted
after those six months.
I fought the inevitable.
I don't want to do it again.
Put it through the hole
on the opposite side.
That's why I decided
to stop going for check-ups.
If I die from cancer, I guess it's unmei.
Unmei?
It's the "un" from "to carry,"
and "Mei" from "life."
Please tie all the excess at the back.
- There's no excess.
- Huh? What?
Shut up!
You're the only one
who can carry your own life!
It was my fault.
I should've listened.
If we got checked every year,
we would've found it earlier.
It was because of my stupid ego.
I delayed the diagnosis
by not going for three years.
- Eri
- She went every year.
- What?
- What?
ERIKO TAKAMINE
NO ISSUES DETECTED
DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED
Her cancer progressed so quickly.
It's a type of cancer that even if
you have an annual check-up,
it can be too late due to its progression.
Ouch!
Is that so
She kept going without me.
- So you should also
- Shut up!
Don't rush the conversation!
I'm full of emotion right now.
What happened?
Don't worry, Yoko.
His favorite thing is in the bag.
Like father, like son.
Dad
That's all I can say today, really.
The tone you used kept changing.
I enjoyed hearing them all.
Will you go for the check-up? Huh?
Do you want me to stop?
I will! I will go, I swear!
Dad!
EMERGENCY
Hello, Magokoro.
Male in his 60s. While engaging
in bondage play at a love hotel,
the bondage got stuck
and he dislocated his shoulder.
Divert!
Didn't we have this same pattern before?
My shoulder!
It's dislocated!
I said to divert! Why did you come?
I can't go anywhere else
dressed like this!
But it's okay to come here?
Let's cut the rope and tank top
with scissors.
No!
This top is made
from expensive organic cotton!
Mr. Takamine? Are you awake?
It's done?
Yes.
We've successfully removed the cancer.
It's all gone?
It's all thanks to the "bitch woman."
Is that it?
MINAMI HAYAMA CEMETARY
Hello?
Which one's her grave?
Where? I don't see you.
Oh, there you are!
Right here!
- She's alive?
- She's alive?
- Did you say she was dead?
- No, I didn't.
You didn't, but you didn't
tell us she was alive either.
She's running!
If you're not told
that I'm alive at this age,
of course, you'd think I'm dead!
Please, enjoy.
What is this place?
How much is the rent? Must be expensive.
They had a vintage year divorce
and she used the settlement to live here.
When the hospital's struggling,
I might add.
I never thought I'd be able to meet you.
Don't worry, I'm not bothered
about what happened then.
Who's this?
She's my daughter, Yoko.
She's a surgeon.
- Wow. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Huh?
Why is that?
The only pride I have in my life
is that I didn't let Hazuki
become a surgeon.
That again?
Anyway, let's raise our glass.
Come on. I don't get it.
You're all talking in riddles.
What is it
I wanted to tell you
when everyone involved is together
at the same table.
The thing is, Ms. Yoko
- I mean, Yoko
- Katsuhiko?
Hello.
Mr. Katsuhiko Sakai.
He's my partner.
This is my daughter and my ex-husband,
his old mistress, and her daughter.
I don't know how to react to that.
Don't worry! Come, let's have a drink!
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
I need to take him for a walk.
Take your time.
- Be careful!
- Thanks!
Okay, you were saying?
You said you had
something important to say.
- What's wrong? You look scary.
- Me?
- I don't.
- Yes, you do.
You have your usual assassin glare.
Well, I didn't know
you had a man in your life!
He's her partner.
You sound so old-fashioned.
But he is a man. Right?
You still like such a pompous guy
at your age, huh?
Well, he would never text me
so shamelessly like you did yesterday,
that he'd be bringing
his ex-girlfriend over.
Excuse me? Really, Keisuke?
- How shameful.
- It's just that
You two had never met before,
and I thought,
what if you guys started fighting?
Your wife and I?
Fight about you?
After all this time?
You're so dumb. It was over 40 years ago!
Stop acting cool.
You're just an old pervert! Why the
- Why are your shoes off?
- Huh?
Why does it matter?
You're still wearing those socks?
Five-toed socks, 1,000 yen for five pairs.
- It looks so lame.
- Shut it, all of you!
Let me tell her!
Directly from me!
Yoko
- You are my
- Daughter?
- What?
- Oh, you knew?
I could tell! I'm not an idiot,
I had a feeling that was the case.
- Since when?
- From the beginning.
You looked at me
with such an unpleasant look on your face.
The assassin glare, right?
- That's so lame.
- Okay, let's stop talking about this.
Wear your shoes.
- Please! I don't want to see those socks!
- Shut up!
He used to forget them
at my apartment quite often.
It's so annoying when you wash them,
you have to straighten out the toes!
- Exactly!
- Also the toothpicks after each meal!
He leaves them on the table!
- Yep!
- Exactly!
He doesn't wash the sink
after shaving his beard.
- That's right!
- I'm leaving.
- I had a drink so I can't drive.
- I'll use the train!
Leaves the toilet seat up!
- Exactly!
- So true!
Dr. Freeman is my one and only dad.
However
If you weren't an old pervert
I wouldn't have been born
and I wouldn't have been a doctor.
So I'm glad that you are an old pervert.
Thank you, old pervert.
You're going to keep calling me that?!
I'm going to call Hazuki, sister.
Hazuki was born in August.
And you were born in December.
Wait. You're spilling it
Hey, pass me the towel!
Help me clean her up!
Why did we have to come here
to watch the fireworks?
What?
I don't want it! Who would eat that!
No way.
SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI
Male in his 80s, cardiac arrest!
Isn't it getting worse every year?
What?
Since when are you two so close?
Open the window!
- She hasn't told her mom yet.
- My Mom's the one who ran him over!
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION
THE ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTITIOUS
AND UNRELATED TO EXISTING ONES
Subtitle translation by: Emily J.