Sinchronicity s01e06 Episode Script

there,s been 9irls that have stolen our hearts they,ll never let us in and say boys will be boys till the end We all wonder, what if? What if we caught that bus, or left the house a moment earlier? Our whole lives might have been completely different.
- you,re in love with her, aren,t you? - yeah.
yeah, i am.
But it doesn,t matter, because she doesn,t feel the same.
Well, she,s not in possession of all the facts now, is she? Jase thinks he has this huge responsibility towards her.
He does.
doesn,t change what he,s done.
Wouldn,t it be simpler to just tell the truth? This has gone too far, nathan.
please, for all our sakes, go after her.
Tell her the truth.
Fi! Sorry! sorry! You will be! Fi! Fi! Fi! Hey! Open the door! Open up! I,ll get you! This better be good.
There,s something i need to tell you about jase.
- is he ok? - yeah.
- has something happened? - no, no, he,s fine.
Look, we need to talk.
hm? - sort things out.
- what? Can we go somewhere? This is such a mess.
And i don,t know the way out of this.
Butall i know is I,ve got no money, no career, nothing.
i,m a useless idiot.
Buti love you.
- why are you doing this to me? - it,s I,m gonna tell you everything.
It,s the truth this time.
- i don,t believe you.
- fi If you could cut my heart open, your name would be in there.
No.
Look.
aargh! - see? - what does that prove? It proves that i can make you laugh.
that we,d be happy together.
So why go chasing after some nurse? I wasn,t.
- one moment you,re like this - yes, and then i,ll do something to stop it.
You know why? it,s jase.
Nathan, i don,t think you even know what you want.
I want you.
You,re all i think about.
all the time, i just wanna be with you.
Talk with you, eat with you, drink with you, Sleep with you, live with you.
You,re a fucking liar.
The problem has always been It,s how to how do i deal with jase? - and that,s not going to change.
- right.
Well, the truth is I shouldn,t be worrying about him.
I said i had to tell you something, yeah? Right.
Jase is gay.
- what the bloody hell are you on about? - he,s gay.
- that,s not funny.
- fi The night you and me got together? He was with a guy.
First you say you,re gay, then you say he,s gay Fi! please.
Believe me.
He,s still seeing him.
And he,s in love with him.
I,ve got to go.
Fi! But catching that bus? well, it doesn,t just come down to you.
So much of it is about chance.
This has gone too far, nathan.
please, for all our sakes, go after her.
Tell her the truth.
Fi! Sorry! sorry! You will be! Fi! Fi! Fi! Stop! stop it! no! no! But that,s life.
Heads you win, and tails You get your head kicked in.
And end up looking like a right jackson pollock.
- hi! - hi! They said thanks so much for coming forward and telling them it wasn,t my fault.
Oh, that,s fine, i tried to stop them arresting you, but Well, at least they saved me from freddy krueger.
That,s true.
look, i just wanted to see you were ok.
Yeah! yeah, fine! Oh, your clothes! - this is very fashionable.
- the just-mugged look? Very popular in la.
Shows women you,re, you know, like, the sensitive type.
Oh, right! here i was worrying about you.
I could,ve taken the guy, obviously, but it would,ve, like, blown my whole image.
No, you certainly didn,t do that.
Well, you,ve got to know how to take a kicking.
Well, look, i,m glad you,re ok I i i feel i should thank you.
buy you a cup of coffee.
Ok, yeah, that,d be nice.
Ok.
One little moment, one stupid bloody mistake And suddenly, your life spins off on a whole different path! One road leads to heaven, And the other .
.
to the horrible feeling that you should have kept your mouth shut.
I think i,ve done something i shouldn,t have done.
What? Wellit,s a day for sorting things out.
- when are you due at the hospital?.
- tonight.
- can you believe it? - i,m really pleased for you.
Yeah.
i just wish it was over.
- you,ll be fine.
- i don,t know.
- what,s this? - what if when i become a woman - i change my mind.
- well, you wouldn,t be a woman if you didn,t.
- you are such a sexist bastard.
- i know what you,re saying, but I don,t think you,ll have any regrets.
- you think so? - i swear to you.
You,ll wake up in the morning, you,ll be like a little boy with a brand-new toy.
- yeah? - honest.
Oh! blimey! speaking of toys Faye, we,ve got you a little present.
Oh, god! My first vibrator! It,s got multi-speed.
(buzzing) I,m getting excited just holding it! - you,ve got a lot to learn, girl.
- oh, this is so sweet! - aw.
- thank you.
Everyone! i don,t know what to say.
You,ve done so much for me.
All of you.
It,s not just this.
It,s the everyday things, it,s it,s hearing you say ,,her,,, ,,she,,.
I know to you that may seem like nothing, but Helping me recognise myself as a woman It made me realise i didn,t have to accept my fate, Be the man i never was.
And it helped me reach this moment, When i can take control of my life, And change all that.
Oh, and i want to say one big, big thank you To nathan.
I can,t say how brilliant he,s been over these last few months.
I wouldn,t have managed without him.
And he,s turned from being a homophobic misogynist, Into a bit of a tranny lover.
Haven,t you? Thank you.
i,m so glad you came.
Hey, come on, you knew i,d be here.
you,re one of my two favourite women.
Well i,m sure in the end, we,re both going to say that we,ve done the right thing.
And if she doesn,t want you You,ve always got me.
Yeah! - so why was this guy chasing you? - oh, it was just crazy.
i dunno.
- what? - come on, i mean, you must have, er - you,ve never had guys chasing after you? - well Believe me, it,s a long story.
- (waitress ) hi, what can i get you? - two teas, yeah? - yeah.
- and a carrot juice.
No, she,s fine.
I fancy do you fancy? they do a very good ham sandwich.
No, no, i don,t, i don,t actually eat anything with legs.
(nathan ) oh, i see.
er - no, well, i won,t have i,ll have a scone.
- ok, sure.
Right, you obviously want to be the man of mystery.
No, ok, erm, what happened - a friend of mine owed a drug dealer.
- yeah, right, a friend of yours.
No, no, not me! no, really.
Cos the last time i took hallucinogenics, i thought i had termites in my brain.
- oh my god! - yeah, i,m over it now.
But i still have to take insecticides twice a day.
No, the whole thing is just typical of my life.
No, i was trying to help my best mate out, pay off his drug dealer, And i gave this guy,s dog a bone, and it died.
Oh, that,s terrible.
- yep.
- i was going to let you give my rabbit a carrot.
I love animals.
No, i,ve got me own goldfish.
Yeah? do you look after it? Yeah, i take it for a walk every night.
(mobile ) Oh, i,m supposed to be at the office, there,s a drinks do for a colleague.
Can,t really pitch up like this.
Believe me, life,s all fun and games Until you have to tell your best mate,s girlfriend that he,s gay.
(sighs ) one hour, and i,ve heard nothing.
Maybe she,s jumped to her death.
maybe they both have.
If one of them would just phone and let me know, then i could jump to me own death.
Nathan.
- ok? - yeah.
you? Yeah, good.
So, erm - did you tell fi? - yeah.
So she hasn,t been in to see him then? No.
- why, what,s she say? - nothing.
- she must have.
- no, she walked out on me.
What,s that mean? - but she believed you, yeah? - i think so.
- did you tell her about me? - no.
- mate, you done the right thing.
- who for? - jase.
- what? break up his relationship? - you told her the truth.
- yeah, why? - because you had to.
- no, i dunno.
- you were helping him be honest with himself.
- no.
He is screwing his life up.
He got lucky, he nearly ended up a cot case.
And all of this it,ll be better for fi.
- i hope so.
- it will.
- she,ll be grateful.
- well, jase won,t be.
- i,ve got to tell him.
- he,ll be fine.
- you know, in his heart of hearts, he knows.
- oh yeah? You,re not the one who,d got to go in there.
,,oh, hi, jase, mate, hope you don,t mind, ,,but i,ve just told your girlfriend you like a bit of marmite on your soldier.
,, Hey! i was expecting fi.
She hasn,t come in.
she was going to get me some clean pyjamas and stuff.
- right.
- where is she? she,s been ages.
- well - you haven,t seen her? Briefly, and, er There,s something i need to tell you.
Well, hang on.
Before she gets here, here,s my credit card.
I want you to do me a favour - go and get me an engagement ring.
- jase - there,s my pin.
- er, well i,m not sure.
- come on, you know what she likes.
Something simple, classic.
- yeah, but - since the accident, i,ve realised It,s like a wake-up call, life is It,s so clear.
I love fi.
i want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Hi.
- hi.
- can you do me that favour? - er - nathan, can i have a word with you out here? Sure.
What you told me - is it true? - well - things are never that simple.
- but it,s true? - thank you.
- fi I want you to go.
Why don,t you come and sit on the bed? - i,ve got something i need to tell you.
- yeah.
- there,s something i need to tell you.
- can we be totally honest with each other? That,s what i want.
i want us to start afresh.
- i want us to be open.
- absolutely.
Ok.
Well I,ve had an affair.
I,m sorry.
Ok, now you can tell me what you want to tell me.
(knocking) - you little shit! - don,t, jase! - i trusted you! - i know, i know.
Why? you couldn,t find enough girls in the world, you had to sleep with mine? You know? she told you? I saw you chatting outside my room, you knew bloody well what she was going to say to me! - not that! - you slept with her! It only happened once.
I would,ve done anything for you, but fucking hell! - it was the night you slept with mani.
- that,s your best excuse? Well, if you hadn,t been shagging men, maybe it wouldn,t have happened.
- that,s nothing to do with it! - that what fi says? She knows nothing about it, and if you ever bloody tell her I can,t believe she Hang on, she told you about me and her, but she never mentioned anything else? What else? - er - what else? - nothing.
- come on, tell me.
Well you know how bad i felt? There was i, telling you.
i was pouring my heart out.
And all the time you were no wonder i was having problems with fi.
- it wasn,t like that.
- no wonder, you were fucking No, you two were already having problems.
And that was really gonna make things better! Jase, if everything was so bloody great, then Why did she sleep with me? Yeah you caught her at a low moment.
You couldn,t help get out your grubby little dick.
You don,t think that maybe your sexuality has anything to do with this? Oh yeah, course! it,s my fault.
you,re a two-faced little shit! No! can,t you see? look how miserable you are! Oh! and you were going to cheer fi up? It,s dragging you down, both of you.
you and fi! All of this.
Jase, listen to me.
Doesn,t it tell you something? Maybe maybe it,s a good thing.
Maybe now you can both go your own separate ways and be happy.
- doesn,t fi deserve that? - i still love her.
It,s not just about you.
What about her? what are you doing to her? Look, you don,t know.
you don,t understand.
- i do.
- no! You can love two people.
Two very different people.
She,s still the love of my life, nathan.
- (jase ) i feel like i,ve been hit by a car.
- that,s not funny.
I don,t know what i was thinking.
I,m sorry, this all seems - so quick.
- i know.
- it,s all my fault.
- i know whose fault it is.
It wasn,t nathan,s, this wasn,t about him.
No.
It,s me.
I,m just an idiot.
I was doing a lot of pretty stupid things, it,s pointless telling you now.
I,d like to know.
- you,re better off not.
- you were seeing someone.
Who? - who? - it wasn,t another woman.
Are you gay? - are you? - you want a ,,yes-no,, answer to that? I don,t know.
What i am Is an idiot.
Because the stupid thing is I love you.
And I think i probably always will.
So, do you usually wander around with a pet rabbit? Yeah.
yeah, all day, just jumping on and off buses, Just hoping i,ll bump into some strange young guy.
Yeah, well, i,m not sure i still feel young any more.
- i was trying to be kind.
- thanks.
It,s all right, you certainly still look strange.
Oh, that,s a relief.
Yeah, i don,t think that,s something you,re gonna lose.
So, you,re not going to tell me.
- well, look, it,s a long story.
- hey, that,s not fair.
Ok, well, i,ll tell you this.
You,re very lucky, cos if it hadn,t been for her, i wouldn,t have been on that bus today.
- i normally cycle, i don,t catch public transport.
- nor me.
it,s never reliable.
- it,s certainly not for escaping drug dealers.
- yeah, but that,s not It,s not why i was trying to catch that bus.
Ah, so what was the reason? To tell the woman i love that her boyfriend - my best mate - Is gay.
Right.
Well, i,ve been trying not to, because i didn,t want to hurt him, Because i thought he still loved her, But according to his boyfriend, they,re still shagging.
So he can,t really love her, so i can tell her i do.
Yeah, sorry, i,m just trying to make sense of all that.
Yeah, it,s probably easier to think of it as a sadomasochistic love triangle, With four people in it! - do you ever think your life is fucked up? - no.
No, it,s pretty much like any other schizophrenic,s.
Shall i get some more tea? Yeah, yeah.
- hello! - do you, do you want something stronger? Oh yeah, yeah, i,ll have a beer.
(mobile ) - all right, mate? - how did it go? (nathan ) yeah, well, there,s a couple of words i could use, But neither could be used in scrabble.
- you haven,t told her.
- things got in the way.
(mani) what is wrong with you and jase? - i was going to - there,s always a reason.
I tried, but, well - i don,t know, maybe it,s fate.
- how can it be? - i will.
- when? - when, nathan? - i will.
I can,t wait that long.
(fi) hi.
Hi.
When do you think i,ll have him back? Very hard for me to say.
- few days? - if it were up to me, i,d probably say - don,t know, fi.
- but this week? Depends on jase.
I really appreciate everything you,ve done for him.
- well - i thought maybe - i was gonna lose him.
- yeah.
You,ve been so good.
i,m just, i,m so grateful.
Well, you know.
it,s all part of the job.
I know, but the way you,ve taken care of him Well, he seems like a really great guy.
He is.
Anyway, thanks, yeah? - hey, hon! - brought you some things.
(jase ) all i want is a kiss.
- mmmm.
- mm! - i think someone,s feeling a bit better.
- yeah.
I haven,t felt this good in months.
- what were you doing? - i,m sorry.
I don,t know.
i was trying to sort my head out.
- by bouncing it on a car.
- well Maybe it,s done the trick, come here.
- jase! - i want you to get in bed with me.
You,re meant to be recuperating.
This whole thing It,s made me realise i could have lost everything.
- yeah.
- all the things i could,ve missed out on.
I know, i,ve been thinking as well.
This isn,t quite how i wanted it And i wanted to wait until i get out, but You know what might look nice on this finger? I know i,ve been well, you know how i,ve been, but I think it was because i didn,t want to commit.
I was scared to.
But this has made me sure that you,re the person i want to be with.
That i want to have children with, And that i want to share my life with.
Fi Will you marry me? If you think you,re going to get away with that as a proposal What,s that meant to mean? - you,re gonna have to get down on one knee.
- i can,t! It,s meant to be romantic, jase.
It might be my only proposal.
- how do you want me to do it then? - i don,t know, surprise me.
- how? - it wouldn,t be a surprise.
You want me to jump out at you? Yeah.
stark naked with an engagement ring around your cock.
- really? - that,s the kind of guy i want to marry.
All right.
So what are you gonna do, are you gonna speak to this girl?.
I dunno.
i think i might have lost the moment.
Lost your nerve? (laughs nervously) well, you,ve seen how brave i am.
No, it,s just, um, the trouble with telling the truth is that, I don,t know if it,s always the best thing.
- oh, don,t say that! - well, ok, my husband left me, basically.
- oh, i,m sorry.
- no.
no.
No, i,m not, i,m just glad he,s found someone who,s actually interested in his golf swing.
But, no, the thing that That upset me was, it was very hard on my daughter.
- how old,s she? - she,s just nine.
She,s great, she,s at that kind of harry potter stage.
- i,m still there.
- well, she,d like you, She,d be very glad if i brought you home.
Erm, but, no, the only thing that got her through this terrible shitty divorce - is mrs snuggles.
- mrs snuggles? - oh! - yep, she was a present from her father.
It,s all very significant, so But the trouble was that the rabbit is ill, so i took her to the vet, And she,s got cancer.
Oh, no! Oh! what are you gonna do? Well, i,ve done it.
i swapped the real mrs snuggles for an identical-looking rabbit.
- oh, my god! - you think i,ve done the wrong thing.
- well - i don,t think my daughter could cope.
- no, i understand.
- it,s too soon, you know, It,s too soon for her to go through losing something again that she loves.
- yeah.
- that,s why i was on the bus, i was I was taking her to the vet to have her put down.
So actually, if i hadn,t have bumped into you, then mrs snuggles would be dead now.
If not for her, i,d still be in a police cell.
Yeah.
your lives are inextricably linked.
- you can,t kill her, she,s my fairy godbunny! - i don,t want to.
I mean, that was probably why i was at the police station, Anything rather than take her to the vet.
I feel like a murderer.
Well, i could have her.
- she she,s gonna die.
- well, none of us are immortal.
Besides, i,m really good with pets.
I am! and i think a terminally ill bunny that,s had its identity stolen - would fit perfectly into my life.
- i wasn,t trying to get you to take the rabbit.
- i know.
- i was just trying to say That telling the truth isn,t always the best option.
Yeah.
yeah, i can see that.
No, i can,t let you do it.
i,m sorry.
Look, i know it,s hard, but sometimes, We,ve just got to face up to things, and this is the best thing for mrs snuggles.
Well, i could why don,t i come with you? - would you? - yeah.
- if you don,t - no, of course.
of course, here.
Thank you! - i just need i just need a moment.
- yeah.
(sighs ) - right, it,s gotta be done.
- i know.
It,s the right thing to do.
If you like, if it,s easier, i,ll just Oh, no, i couldn,t, i couldn,t ask you to do that.
Why not? It,s i,m a bloke, it,s easy.
I mean, we,re dispassionate, that,s what we men are like, we,re, like, borderline autistic.
- would you? - yeah.
You go, go on.
look, just go.
Areare you sure? Yep, i,ve been killing rabbits for years.
honestly.
Ever since i saw watership down.
- thank you.
- don,t worry, yeah? Aw! Why can,t i ever go through with anything? I make decisions and I,m just bloody hopeless.
Yeah.
- (makes friendly noises ) - (snarling) You stupid! oh, shit! shit! Oh! - what happened to you? - sorry i,m late.
- i,m sure you have a good excuse.
- i missed my bus.
How was the party? was it good? - what time you meant to be at the hospital?.
- mm, abouttwo hours ago.
Hey! - what,s wrong? - nothing.
- yours? - they gave it to me as a present.
All it,s done is remind me of what,s going to happen.
(buzzing) Eurgh! (vibrates against table ) (buzzing stops ) But you haven,t changed your mind? All my life, i,ve been trying to - change the hand that fate dealt me.
- what?! You,ve got a hand down there? (chuckles ) I could have done with you here earlier.
I don,t know, nathan, am i doing the right thing? For once in your life, stop being such a bloody woman.
- but am i? - yeah! It,s just whether you,ve got the balls to go through with it.
Don,t.
that,s horrible.
Come on, course you have.
you,re more of a man than i,ll ever be.
And more of a woman than i,ll ever have.
(groans ) let,s crack this open.
I need a drink.
See? if you,d been here earlier, i wouldn,t have been in such a state.
(cork pops ) (fi) please leave a messa9e after the beep, thank youi Fi, i need to see you.
Look, i,ve seen jase, i dunno, maybe he,s with you.
I,m coming over.
Sorry! sorry, i,m in a real hurry! No, you,ve just about knocked my teeth out, that,s fine.
- oh, you ok? - look what you did to me! - i haven,t, have i? - why not look where you,re going? I,m sorry, look, i,ve got do you want a tissue? No, just forget it, all right, just forget it.
Erm it,s just i,m in a real hurry! Fine! Erm Shit! - what are you doing? - er, i,ve lost something.
Yeah, what? - i dunno.
- yeah, you,re looking for something, And you,re not sure what it is.
- well, i kind of know what it is.
- yeah, what? Your pet.
- what do you mean? - it,s escaped! - it,s dead.
- no, it isn,t! - it is.
- no, i can find it.
I just had it put down.
Oh! Oh! thank god! - what? - iii didn,t mean - of course, that,s terrible.
- maybe this is god punishing me.
No, no, i don,t think so, no.
No, look, it,s got nothing to do with god, it,s just me I was trying to This has got nothing to do with you, just go away.
Well, erm, how about i could get you a cab.
I just killed my daughter,s rabbit, ok? So, that,s it, ok? that,s all.
go away.
Oi, taxi! Listen, mate, could you take her home? here,s a tenner.
- ok? come on.
- yeah, i,m just.
.
i,m sorry about before It,s fine.
And it had nothing to do with god.
It was just me - just stupid old me.
Cheers, mate.
Oh.
(sighs ) Fi! fi! I know you,re in there.
You,ve just missed her.
You can get yourself one if you want.
Is she ok? Come on, nathan, we,re fucked.
All three of us.
- what,s happened? - told her about mani.
What did she say? I thought she,d be angry.
I don,t know.
- maybe she,d guessed.
- yeah.
At least everything,s well - it,s all out in the open now.
- i still can,t believe I was trying to sort everything out and you were shagging fi behind my back.
Yeah, well None of us are right, here.
I mean, when it comes to doing things behind people,s backs, you - well, i,m sure there,s a joke there.
- that,s not funny.
We,ve always joked.
But you weren,t always shagging my girlfriend.
Or were you? No.
You,re my best mate.
Honestly.
None of us wanted any of this to happen.
(jase ) you were right.
- what? - to let her go her separate way.
- yeah? - she,s gone to london.
- when,s she coming back? - she isn,t.
She says she,ll write you a letter.
She says the most important thing, she wants you and me to still be friends.
- all her things are here.
- she doesn,t want them.
So what are we doing this evening? You need to get back to the hospital, mate.
( # griffin house:: missed my chance ) i,ve always felt cheated, that you,d make me leave takin9 my side after lettin9 me see but i,ve found out love had somethin9 up its sleeve leave me scattered like leaves by winds that never blew when i captured the stars in the palm of my hand, it was true i,m just 9ettin9 back to you i missed my chance with you What were you doing, jase? I was gonna ask her to marry me.
Well, that,s one way of ending a relationship.
Come on.
- can we go inside? - only place you,re going is back to hospital.
Mani I am, i,m going to sort my life out.
i will.
Yeah, mate, well - i,m not fi.
- nothing i told you was a lie.
I just didn,t know what the truth was.
And what is it? Meeting youscrewed my whole fucking life.
Doesn,t that tell you something? doesn,t that show you how much i feel for you? - shows me that you,re screwed.
- i told you.
You let me sort myself out.
- no.
- why? I,m not that gullible, jase.
Who told you that? I,m fed up of this.
- just get in the car, yeah? - i promise.
I gotta get back to work.
- oh, i love you, nathan! - yeah, well Unfortunately, my heart is taken.
How,s that going? I dunno.
it,s about taking your chances in life.
Which is what you,ve gotta do, yeah? don,t make the same mistake i did.
You,re saying it,s too late with this girl?.
It,s too many things, too many problems in the way.
- maybe it just wasn,t meant to be.
- i,m telling you, nathan, go get her! Because when i come out of that hospital, if you,re not taken, This ain,t gonna be enough to do the job.
(groaning) (grunting and groaning) - thank you.
- that,s ok.
Remember what i said.
If you don,t take your chance, You,ll never know what could have happened.
Bye! Fi, it,s nathan.
where are you? - (fi) why? - we need to talk.
Ok.
meet me at vibe.
Come on, snugs.
- i can explain.
- yeah.
- oh, what a cute rabbit! - sabre-toothed rabbit.
- right.
- mm.
I,ve heard of a sabre-toothed tiger.
Well, this is more deadly.
look.
- oooh! - that,s what mrs snuggles did to me.
- mrs snuggles? - hm.
- is she yours? - yeah.
Yeah, i,m gonna keep her as a guard rabbit.
You could have a picture on your door, ,,this rabbit lives here,,.
Where did you get it? Right, well - i saw you getting on the bus today.
- when? Er, just before i bumped into a woman with a rabbit, Got beaten up by a drug dealer, And then thrown into a police cell.
- that,s quite a day.
- and that was just the afternoon.
In the evening, i saved a rabbit from being put down, Convinced a man to have a sex change, and then finally ended up in a cocktail bar.
With the woman i love.
What kind of a day have you had? Jase asked me to marry him.
Thought you weren,t coming back till later.
Well, i,ve been thinking about what you said.
What you asked me I know it,s not a good time to tell you, but I thought it was unfair to leave you thinking.
I,m sorry, jase, i can,t.
Come on.
- don,t be silly.
- i can,t.
Why? You,ve always wanted to get married.
We,ve never talked about it.
Well, that,s what i thought.
Yeah, that,s what you thought.
I do love you.
But there,s somebody else.
It,s nathan.
Did you say nathan? Which nathan? Nathan.
How? I don,t know How did this happen? You know things haven,t been right between us.
Life,s too short to make It would be a mistake.
In your heart you know that.
This isn,t your fault.
It,s what i deserve.
I,m sorry.
Does that mean? Yes.
- (winces ) - sorry I just hope jase is gonna be all right.
I,m sure he,ll find some way of dealing with it.
Hey.
- what happened? - it,s finished.
- right.
- yeah, it,s over.
- but it was gonna happen, eh? - oh, i,m sorry.
No, it,s good.
I,m glad.
i have been behaving Screwing everyone up.
Hurting people.
Fi, nathan, you I just i should have sorted myself out.
i know i should have been honest with people.
I treated you like Such a wanker! i,m sorry.
It,s been a bit of a heartache, But that,s fine.
I don,t know what i,ve been doing.
What,s been going on in my head, i don,t know.
This is what i call paradoxical behaviour.
Which means i,m mad.
Well - what should i do? - see, i think you could benefit From some one-to-one sessions.
- is that so? - mm.
- i don,t think you,re mad.
- close? No.
Does that mean i miss out on the one-to-ones? Well, that depends.
On whether you,re going to give us a chance.
Why do you like me? why? i,m a fucking mess! Yeah, but, you know I,ve been a complete dick.
I,ve always been a sucker for complete dicks.
Come on, let,s get you and mrs snuggles home.
- mm.
- get you cleaned up.
You know, this is the bar where it all started.
Yeah! you fancied that woman with two vaginas! No, i told you - i never fancy women with more vaginas than brain cells.
A drink.
any drink, a double brandy.
I don,t care.
whatever.
Cheer up.
it might never happen.
It already has happened.
And come to think of it, it all happened because of you.
Oh, shit!