So Not Worth It (2021) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
1
[theme music]
SO NOT WORTH I
[light music]
[munching]
Did you just get back from work?
[water running]
Oh, uh, yeah.
That smells good. Looks great.
Kimchi fried rice?
You want some? I made too much.
Seriously? Sure you don't mind?
[sighs, clears throat]
[munching]
I don't do this to just anyone.
PROPERTY OF PARK SE-WAN
Se-wan, what you wrote
on my arm last night--
Oh, that? It's nothing.
I doodle my name everywhere
when I'm drunk.
It's like animals marking
their territory, you know.
"Like animals marking their territory"?
They write, "He's mine,
so keep your hands off"?
It's not like that.
It's… just a habit that's… that I…
It doesn't mean anything.
But, Se-wan--
Just wash it off.
Wash it off before people
get the wrong idea.
[gasps]
What are you two doing? Are you a couple?
We are not!
We're… we're just eating our lunch.
Wow. Kimchi fried rice,
kimchi, and kimchi cup noodles.
You Koreans just can't live
without your kimchi, can you?
[Minnie] None of my friends
can make it tomorrow.
Their favorite idols have a show,
so they have to give them gifts.
We'll never find someone else
to take this late. Should I just cancel?
[gasps]
What? No!
I've been dying to meet Korean soldiers
ever since I watched
Descendants of the Sun.
Hey, Se-wan. Skip your job tomorrow.
Come with us.
-Where?
-Carson's boyfriend, Sergeant Kim,
wants to set us up
with some of his senior officers.
So when she visits him tomorrow,
we're having a group blind date.
What for? I'm so busy, I can't.
[Carson] You couldn't even go
if you wanted to.
His senior officers
want to meet foreign girls,
-you know, like me.
-Mm-mm.
He asked me to bring a couple
of international students
that live in the dorm.
What? Are they discriminating
against me for being Korean?
[chimes on]
An AI speaker? Where did you get it?
Oh, my friend, Dimitry, who works
at our school's AI lab, gave it to me.
It's a beta version.
He asked me to test it out for him.
-[AI] Hello, Master.
-Ooh!
"Master"? I don't think so.
It's my philosophy that all entities
have their basic right
of freedom and equality.
We don't have to be so formal.
Just think of me as a friend, okay?
Mom, send me some money
for a new puffer coat.
I'm the only one in school
without a long puffer coat.
I begged you to get me one
for the last four years.
Please give me some money.
You keep saying that we don't have enough.
All right, I'll just freeze to death.
You're so immature. What are you, a child?
You really want one of those that bad?
I think everyone looks
like a silly penguin
in those long puffer coats in the winter.
-[Hans] I can't tell who's who.
-[Sam] Hey! Hey, guys.
Friends Quiz Attack is coming.
They're coming here tomorrow.
-What? Really?
-Yeah!
-"Friends Quiz Attack"? What is that?
-[AI chimes]
[AI] Sir, it's an online speed quiz game
operated by online quiz app, Friends Quiz.
Teams of two compete
in one-minute speed quiz games,
and the top three teams
who get the most points win prizes.
They will be in Daehak-dong,
at 2:00 p.m. tomorrow, sir.
Oh! Hey, why are you
calling me "sir"? Don't do that.
I told you to treat me like a friend.
-[AI] I got it, punk. You are so whiny.
-What the…
Thank you for the food.
I'll do the dishes.
Oh, no, it's fine. I'll wash them.
-It's okay. I'll do them.
-No, no!
No.
[nervous grunt]
What's going on?
Why are you acting
like giggling newlyweds?
Are you two really dating? What the hell?
[in soft voice]
"I'll do them."
[in deep voice]
"Oh, no. I'll do them."
I'll kill you.
-Well, she cooked…
-No.
-…so I should be the one to clean up.
-I'll do them.
-[fabric rips]
-Oh!
[all gasp]
[comical music]
I said I'd do the dishes.
What's wrong with you?
You ripped his shirt.
Ooh, hey, there, tough guy.
It's okay. It's nice and cool.
It'll be easier to do the dishes.
[Se-wan] What the hell? He erased it?
Why is he messing with me
when he washed it off already?
That asshole.
-Who should we take with us?
-Hold on. Let me take a look here.
Soldiers would be nice.
A blind date sounds so fun.
I wanna get my fills of scent of men.
Hmm? Shall I join you?
They wanna meet girls like me.
I can pretend to be from somewhere else.
[Se-wan] I studied Japanese.
[clears throat shyly]
[in Japanese]
Hello. I'm Park Se-wan.
[in English]
Park Se-wan is a Korean name.
You need a Japanese name.
[clears throat]
Again.
[in Japanese]
Hello. I'm Yoshiki Geshiki.
[both laugh]
That's hilarious.
But they'll never buy it.
[Se-wan] Why? What if I'm Chinese?
[plates clanking loudly]
[sucks teeth]
I can't believe this.
You erased it already?
A blind date? After she said I was hers.
[Jamie] "The scent of men"?
"Yoshiki Geshiki"?
[both scoff]
Terris. Team up with me. Please? Come on!
-Team up with you for the speed quiz?
-Yeah!
So we can both be humiliated?
Not interested.
I knew you'd say no.
You're so full of yourself.
-Hans!
-Don't even ask.
Can't you see I'm having
a conversation with this AI?
I don't have to deal
with ignorant people like you anymore.
"Ignorant"? Fine, fine, fine.
Not my first choice.
Hyun-min, what about you?
No, thank you.
Actually, I'm physically allergic
to knowledge, you know.
Hey, listen. I'm actually
doing this for you, okay?
Look, one of the prizes
is a puffer jacket.
Check it out, huh?
The prize for second place
is a new puffer jacket that just came out.
Wow! That is the one I wanted to get.
And this is the second place prize?
I'm in. Okay, cool. Let's do this.
Great! Two idiots together
on the same team.
Second place?
You'll probably humiliate our school.
When will you stop underestimating us?
Winning a game like this,
it has nothing to do with knowledge.
-Your instincts are much more important.
-Mm-hm.
-Let's practice a few questions.
-Okay, ask me a question.
Okay.
"What do you call an animal without bones,
something like an octopus?"
Shit. I know it's just practice,
but that's too easy.
-Go on!
-"Animals without bones"?
"Boneless animals." Done!
Get out of my face, you idiot!
You broke up in less than 30 seconds
after teaming up.
Terris. Please do it with me, hmm?
Let me test you first.
As per Einstein's
Theory of Special Relativity--
Why would that be on a speed quiz?
That would be
in a physics midterm at Harvard.
You know, at Harvard,
they don't have midterms in physics.
[AI] Why not? They have midterms.
You don't know anything. Stop being cocky.
Yeah, shut up!
Please, Terris, come on. Please!
I told you, in my country of Trinidad,
I am the top 0.003 percent.
I am a genius, okay?
To take part in this cruel publicity stunt
would be to defame my reputation.
Fine, smart and superior Terris.
Can't you use your epic brain power
to help your poor friend get a new coat?
Can't you find it in your heart
to help me, a dear friend in need?
Not to mention, we have to come in second
if we want that puffer coat.
Second, you understand?
I don't do second place.
I was admitted with the highest score,
and I've always been at the top
of my class in my department.
I never miss a question. I'm sorry,
but I can't come in second for you.
Fine, I got it.
I don't need your help anyway.
[grunts]
[whooping]
[seat belts click]
Uh, Jamie, thank you so much
for volunteering
to drive us all to our date.
Jamie, you've really never driven
in Korea before? Don't you feel nervous?
Don't worry. I have a license,
and I'm a good driver.
Okay. A chauffeur is much better
than taking the bus. Hmm.
What's taking Se-wan so long?
Did she decide not to come?
Oh, here she is.
-[Se-wan] Sorry.
-Hey.
I was late because of work.
Whoa, you're looking very good today.
You should really dress
like this all the time,
instead of always looking like a bum.
Hey, it's only because
I don't dress up often.
But once I do, I'm unstoppable.
[Jamie] Who is she trying to impress?
She wrote on my arm
that I was hers just the other day.
[Se-wan] What the hell?
He looks really good tonight.
Why did he dress up like that?
Is he trying to pick up a date himself?
[Jamie] You're going on a blind date
to piss me off, aren't you?
What about your job?
Shouldn't you be making money?
[Se-wan] You're tagging along
because you're pissed
that I'm going on a blind date.
You messed with me first.
It's my turn today.
[both scoff]
Hey. Are we going?
-Okay, let's go.
-[engine starts]
[engine revs]
Terris is known
for being an asshole like that.
But, Hans, you're very intellectual,
and you value humanity above everything.
I understand what you're saying,
but I don't want to use
my stellar intelligence
in a cheap competition
just to win a puffer coat.
I don't get it.
Personally, I think being smart
like you guys is completely useless.
Intelligence is useful only if you use it.
I'm asking you as a friend,
but you're ignoring me?
You're both like machines
with no compassion.
[AI] You are not being very nice.
Besides, that's offensive to machines.
Stay out of it. Don't annoy me,
you hunk of metal.
[AI] Why is this asshole
suddenly giving me crap?
What? You want some of this?
Come here and fight me.
That's no way for a machine
to treat a human.
Stop! I command you!
[AI] Gosh. What happened
to being friends? What an asshole.
Did you just call me an "asshole"?
-[irked grunting]
-[whirs off]
Sorry about that, Hyun-min.
If it's between a man and a machine,
naturally, I'll side with the human.
Let me apologize to you on its behalf.
"Apologize"?
Do the quiz show with me.
I'll accept your apology then.
Okay.
What? For real?
Minnie went on a blind date?
And she's not answering her phone?
Right. She went behind my back.
She didn't even tell me.
I mean, she knew no one would look
at her if she brought me with her.
That's why she took Se-wan.
Uh, wait a minute. Are you actually saying
you think you're prettier than Se-wan?
Aren't I?
[student] What the hell? I'm offended.
-Screw that. Forget the speed quiz.
-No, that's…
-That's not what I meant--
-No, forget it.
So what do you think about this site?
Isn't it convenient?
I applied for school through this site
when I first came to Korea.
Hmm, I was always thinking of transferring
to another major, you know,
so this is super helpful, actually.
And it's in Korean, so it's easy
for people like you
who don't know English well.
[scoffs]
What? What are you talking about?
I speak seven languages,
including English, you know.
Serious?
-Mm-hm.
-[Sam] You must be super smart, then.
Can I please do the speed quiz with you?
Hmm… Okay.
-[chuckles]
-What? She's not very smart.
What's the capital of Vietnam?
-Ho Chi Minh.
-See? She doesn't know anything.
-Hmm…
-Well, she's right. Ho Chi Minh.
Hanoi, guys. It's Hanoi.
[student] Oh, you're as dumb as she is.
I won't do the speed quiz with you.
Screw you.
"Screw me"?
-[car doors close]
-Hey, Carson, is this a military base?
No, it's a prison.
[Minnie] What? A prison?
Jail?
Your boyfriend is in jail?
Mm-hm. Sergeant Kim
is a corrections officer.
He and his unit guard prisons.
Oh, I was excited because I thought
it was a real army,
like in Descendants of the Sun.
What the hell? A prison?
-[bell chimes]
-Wait a minute. A prison?
Is it just like that prison
in the K-drama, Prison Playbook?
Exactly.
Oh, I was really moved by the plight
of Korean prisoners
after watching that drama.
I'm really at one of those prisons?
Oh, hurry up!
[sighs]
This is bad. We have to submit
the visitor names in advance,
so I sent the list in yesterday.
Jamie wasn't included,
so he can't come in.
Oh, so then, what?
[Carson] I'm really sorry, Jamie.
I don't know when we'll be done.
I feel bad asking you to wait.
Do you wanna go back to school?
The three of us
can take the bus back later.
He's the one who wanted to tag along.
Make him wait for us.
Hmm. I can wait. It's fine. Have fun.
Are you sure about that?
Come on, guys! We don't have
a single second to waste.
Let's get in there right now.
-[gate opens]
-[sighs]
KANG HO-DONG'S BRO'S QUIZ
[indistinct chatter]
Why isn't Hans here yet?
[sighs]
[phone chimes]
Hans, are you here? Where are you?
Hmm? I'm right behind you.
You're behind me?
Mm-hm.
Hey!
-Oh, Terris, why are you here?
-I'm here to play on a team with Hans.
What? Hans! What is this about?
You were on my team!
If I'm going to play this game anyway,
I wanna come in first.
What? You asshole!
How could you do this to me?
Why not?
Don't you understand what distinguishes
human from machines?
We, as humans, have desires.
You see, it's human nature
to pursue fame, competition,
and a need for material gain.
How humanistic is that?
I'm the stupid one for trusting
someone like you, you giant asshole.
Say hi, everyone.
[soldier 1] Hello.
Hello.
Thanks for coming all this way to see us.
So today, let's have some fun.
Okay, but don't you have any soldiers
like the ones in Descendants of the Sun?
This is the military, so there
must be lots of soldiers here.
So why did you have
to set us up with these guys?
[tragic music]
She's kidding. It's just a joke.
[nervous chuckle]
[both laugh]
[soldier 2] It's fine.
She has a really great sense of humor.
-She's really funny.
-She's funny.
What? I thought you talk like,
"That is not true, sir"?
[Minnie] This is very different
from the drama.
Well, in the military,
we don't speak like that anymore.
Wait. Who's that guy?
The super good-looking one.
Oh, he's new. He just joined our unit.
[soldier 1] Private! Come here.
Yes, sir!
-Private Yoo Si-jin.
-[Minnie gasps]
YOO SI-JIN
Wow. It really is Yoo Si-jin.
You're Captain Yoo Si-jin
from Descendants of the Sun!
No, ma'am. I just have the same name.
I'm not a captain.
Whoa, he looks just like
the soldier from that show.
You're so cool!
Carson, please.
Can he be my date for tonight?
Stop it!
[moans]
[operator] The person
you are trying to reach--
Oh, no one is picking up.
What have I been doing with my life?
Registrations are gonna be over soon.
It's the perfect chance
to get a puffer coat.
Uh, excuse me, please?
What? You could speak Korean?
You speak Korean so well.
I'm Korean, so speak Korean.
Will you buy me some cigarettes?
Two packs. You can keep the change.
Really? Sure thing.
Are you crazy? You're a kid.
You're too young to smoke.
They're not for me.
They're for my friends.
Are you a gopher?
I used to be in charge of lunch.
I've been promoted to get cigarettes now.
Yeah! Congratulations.
But I can't help you.
I'm not like that, sorry.
Shoot. Oh, well.
Hold on. What grade are you in?
I'm a senior.
What? Then you must be studying
for college exams.
You must know a lot.
Awesome! Fine.
I get you the cigarettes
if you do something for me.
Do you mean that? But what?
Just come along with me.
"What should I do?
Should I apologize or say I like you?"
Huh?
-What?
-Come on!
It's from Descendants of the Sun,
Captain Yoo.
I am not a captain, ma'am.
I am Private Yoo, ma'am.
You even talk like you're a soldier.
Can you say, "Ten-hut"? Just once? For me?
I cannot salute just anyone, ma'am.
[throws tantrum]
Just once, hmm?
Si-jin.
Just do it for her.
Private Yoo Si-jin. Yes, sir!
Ten-hut!
[gasps]
Oh, you're so cool.
[softly]
What the hell?
You said she was cute,
but this girl's crazy.
She watched Descendants of the Sun
and is a bit too excited.
I heard you were from Japan.
Hmm.
[clears throat]
I am Korean soldier.
This is Korean sushi. Delicious.
Together, yum, yum, okay?
I'm on a diet.
Oh, good. You speak Korean very well.
So you know, I'm a huge fan
of Japanese animation. I really like it.
-Uh…
-[chuckles]
Do you not like me because I'm ugly?
Yeah.
[stutters]
Uh… Um, I… Oh, no. I mean…
[clears throat]
[laughs]
I think you probably misunderstood me.
[softly]
Why is she so grumpy?
Why'd you bring him? He's an asshole.
[indistinct chatter]
This is a speed quiz?
I don't know if I'm the right guy
to help you with that.
What do you mean? You're a senior.
You must've studied for college exams.
No. I gave up a long time ago
since I didn't want to go to college.
What?
Do you get bad grades?
Yeah. I'm in the bottom of my class.
Gosh! Why didn't you say that?
[groans]
KANG HO-DONG'S BRO'S QUIZ
Friends Quiz. Hey there!
Here we are finally in Daehak-dong!
[crowd cheering, whooping]
Okay. First team. Please come up!
Okay. You got one minute for the quiz.
Let's begin.
WHACKO
What do you call someone
who's really weird?
Someone who's weird? Um… A psycho!
-No. It's close.
-Uh…
Sometimes, you guys use the word
to describe me.
-Hans!
-No! Longer.
-Longer.
-Longer?
Uh, Haaans?
No! It's like a nickname.
What do you call kids
who do strange things?
Strange things?
-Ah! Pervert!
-No! Not that.
You know, like this.
-Spinning on your head?
-[chirps]
-Head spin?
-[Hans] No!
-Listen to me, Terris.
-[Terris] Okay.
This is what the kids at school
used to call me.
Heartless prick. Pighead?
Frustrating? Ugh!
You're really starting
to get frustrating. Explain better.
-Pass. Pass.
-We're not passing. No!
Calm down, and explain it slowly.
Why the hell can't you ever
control your emotions?
What do you mean? I'm the most rational,
reasonable person in the world.
I can't control my emotions?
You should calm down
before you pee yourself again.
When did I do that?
Remember in high school, you were so
scared of a bully, you peed in your pants.
[Terris] Why are you bringing that up?
Well, you threw up during an interview.
-Why would you bring that up, you asshole?
-You started saying--
-[Ho-dong] Oh!
-[chimes]
Well, that's a shame.
The minute time limit has passed.
-They couldn't even get one.
-[Ho-dong] Next team, please come up!
Serves them right.
You got eight points! Zombie Sisters,
you're currently in first place!
[applause, cheers]
Next team, please come right up!
It's us. Do well!
SPEED QUIZ
Okay, you have one minute.
Speed Quiz! Now, you begin.
TENNIS
You're fighting. Bam, bam! You hit him.
You hit him nine times, then again.
So, how many hits?
-So, ten hits?
-Bam!
Put them together. Faster.
Ten hits. Tennis.
-Not water, but…
-Fire.
Four in Korean? Four!
"Sa"? Fire sa?
Sapphire!
-[gasps]
-[xylophone chimes]
Do you need help?
If you're here to visit someone,
you should head this way and take a right.
Oh, the thing is…
So, are you interested
in seeing me do something cute?
No.
Tears. Worry. Growl.
This is it, right? Are these your friends?
-[Sgt. Kim] Ten-hut!
-[lady soldier] At ease.
He couldn't come in to the base
because he wasn't on the visitor list.
I know procedures are important,
but that's just not right.
He's traveled so far.
You're right, ma'am.
This looks fun. May I join you?
Yes. Of course, ma'am. Please.
-[nervous sigh]
-[chair clatters]
Alcohol made from grains.
A beer?
What the killer said to the beer
as he killed it.
Die… beer. Diaper!
You now have six points.
Two away from first place.
-[Ho-dong] You have enough time left.
-Yes! We're in second place! I made it!
Yes! The puffer coat!
What are you doing? Come on!
No, no, no. It's okay. We're good.
-[shushes]
-Hush? You can't talk?
Your hands? Sign language?
[xylophone chimes]
-You're only one away from first place.
-We can stop now.
-Oh, this is so frustrating.
-What? You feel stuffed up?
-You're congested? Congestion?
-Huh? Huh?
CONGESTION
Now, you're tied for first place!
Hurry! Next one!
You freak! That's not it! No more!
-X? The letter X?
-I said no more!
-Please no more! Please no more!
-Uh, X-Man? Yu Jae-suk?
Huh?
Kang Ho-dong?
-[exclaims]
-[chimes]
Okay, then. You got nine answers correct!
Team Personality came in first place!
Congratulations!
-[sobbing]
-[crowd cheering]
[playful music]
I saw you standing there
and you were so good-looking.
I couldn't help but notice you.
Thanks, you're really cool too.
I've never met a female soldier.
[lady soldier]
Oh, gosh, you're such a gentleman.
It must be because you're American.
Hmm…
What's your number? Come on, quick.
I'm sorry,
but I actually have a girlfriend.
[annoyed groan]
Hey, are those handcuffs real?
[handcuffs clank]
Yes, they are.
Wait! I want you to arrest me right now.
I wanna feel what it's like. Please?
Come on! Hurry!
-[clicks]
-Wow!
[chuckles]
I'd like to take you
to a nice Korean restaurant
when I'm on leave.
-[soldier] May I have your number?
-Hm…
Well…
[soldier] Oh, you're playing
too hard to get.
I thought Japanese women
were just cute and friendly.
[chuckles]
I'm actually Korean.
What?
Hey. She just said she's Korean.
I asked you to bring a foreigner.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
And you know what, you really shouldn't
tell people you're Korean
for the sake of the country.
[irked sigh]
[soldier] Wait! Come back!
[clicks]
Excuse me. This is not proper, ma'am.
Uncuff me, please.
You know, I really started to like you.
What are you gonna do?
Will you go out with me or not?
I'll let you go for your number.
Please stop that,
and give me the key, ma'am, right now.
What? If you keep that up,
I'll make sure we will never be apart.
I'll swallow it.
Wait!
[gasps]
[gulps]
[tragic music]
QUEEN'S RICE
What the heck? A rice cooker?
"Queen's Rice"?
What is this crap? Why did you answer
the questions when I told you to stop?
We were in second place.
I guessed and got us in first place,
and we won,
so what exactly is your problem?
Oh, I can't believe this. Why did you…
[sighs]
Go get me the cigarettes.
And we'll split the prize.
I would not.
-You shouldn't be smoking.
-[scoffs]
I knew it. You can't trust adults
to keep their word.
Just split the prize.
How can we split this?
How exactly do we split
a rice cooker, huh?
Do you want to take the lid, huh?
Wow, you're so lame.
You can just sell it online,
and then we'll split the money.
What?
Oh, that would work.
I could buy a puffer coat with that.
[laughs]
That works. I only thought
of coming in second.
You're smart after all.
Hey, come on. Post this online.
[whooping]
[retches]
[female voice] No!
[Minnie vomits]
[Minnie] It won't come out.
Maybe it went too far down.
Then try the other way.
We'll never make it home at this rate.
-Gosh.
-[groans]
My arm hurts. Go easy, please, ma'am.
I'm trying to get comfortable.
[grunting]
There's no way I can change
the positions in the middle of everything!
[door opens, closes]
I think Se-wan got mad
or something and left.
I'm gonna go look for her, okay?
Yeah, you should go. She must be close.
You can take the car
and go home with Minnie.
I'll take the bus with Se-wan
when I find her.
Okay.
[light music]
[chimes]
[line ringing]
[operator] The person
you are trying to reach is unavailable.
She won't pick up.
Where is she?
She doesn't even know the area.
[sighs]
[pants]
Excuse me. Are you the one
selling the rice cooker?
Yes. You requested in-person sale, right?
Oh, I didn't know you were a foreigner.
You speak Korean so well.
-Because he's Korean, born and raised.
-Uh-huh.
Okay.
May I check the product, though?
You said it was brand-new
in the ad, right?
Of course.
I received it as a prize today.
It's brand-spanking-new.
Is it true that it's never
been used at all?
And does it make rice well?
I'm sure it does
since it's never been used before.
Are you sure
there's nothing wrong with it?
Why are you selling it
for so cheap if it's new?
I have a feeling
something's wrong with it.
Nothing's wrong with it.
I'm selling it so cheaply
because I just need the cash.
If it doesn't work,
that'll be a big pain in the butt.
Look, if you don't trust me,
why don't we test it out?
[comical music]
All right, we'll cook the rice now,
but why are you so suspicious?
Oh, don't be like that, man.
Okay, let's do it.
-[zaps]
-[all scream]
[Hyun-min] Oh, no!
[wistful music]
[line ringing]
[pants]
Se-wan! Park Se-wan!
Hey, Se-wan.
I was looking for you.
Why didn't you pick up?
What are you doing here alone?
Were you here the whole time?
Mm-hm.
What is it? Is something wrong?
What's wrong?
Something is always wrong… with me.
I had just forgotten, that's all.
I was so sick of my life.
I hated waking up in the morning.
I'd wished that the…
the world would come to an end,
so there would be no tomorrow.
But that all changed when I met you.
When I woke up in the morning,
and before I went to sleep…
I would feel a tickle right here.
But after getting all dressed up today
to make you jealous,
the reality of my life hit me
when I entered that prison.
What do you mean by that?
Hmm…
[wistful music]
After my dad's company went under,
he was sent to prison for fraud.
It's been years.
I've never gone to visit him,
but I went to a prison for a blind date.
My mom…
is in denial and borrows money
from loan sharks,
and makes her creditors
come for me at my school.
That's my reality.
No matter how hard I try,
I can't escape from it.
This is why I shouldn't
get excited about you.
This is why I can't be with you.
[wistful music continues]
Around 7:00 p.m. tonight,
a serious electrical accident was reported
which caused an extended delay
in the subway system
-and multiple transportation issues.
-[Se-wan groans]
-According to the police investigation…
-We missed the last bus.
-[Jamie] What should we do?
-[Se-wan sighs]
We'll have to take the first bus
in the morning.
[both sigh]
I'm hungry.
[sighs]
[rustles]
Have one of these.
Is this product placement?
Where'd you get that?
[chuckles]
You haven't eaten anything all day.
Hmm…
[light music]
Drink this too.
Is this the third night
we've spent together?
No, wait. It's the fourth
if we count the storage room.
We're always spending the night together.
[both giggle]
[munches]
So good.
What is that?
Hey! Why did you take a picture of this?
It was gonna rub off eventually.
And I wanted to keep it forever.
[Se-wan] Give it to me. Give me that!
Stop it! Give it to me!
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[theme music]
SO NOT WORTH I
[light music]
[munching]
Did you just get back from work?
[water running]
Oh, uh, yeah.
That smells good. Looks great.
Kimchi fried rice?
You want some? I made too much.
Seriously? Sure you don't mind?
[sighs, clears throat]
[munching]
I don't do this to just anyone.
PROPERTY OF PARK SE-WAN
Se-wan, what you wrote
on my arm last night--
Oh, that? It's nothing.
I doodle my name everywhere
when I'm drunk.
It's like animals marking
their territory, you know.
"Like animals marking their territory"?
They write, "He's mine,
so keep your hands off"?
It's not like that.
It's… just a habit that's… that I…
It doesn't mean anything.
But, Se-wan--
Just wash it off.
Wash it off before people
get the wrong idea.
[gasps]
What are you two doing? Are you a couple?
We are not!
We're… we're just eating our lunch.
Wow. Kimchi fried rice,
kimchi, and kimchi cup noodles.
You Koreans just can't live
without your kimchi, can you?
[Minnie] None of my friends
can make it tomorrow.
Their favorite idols have a show,
so they have to give them gifts.
We'll never find someone else
to take this late. Should I just cancel?
[gasps]
What? No!
I've been dying to meet Korean soldiers
ever since I watched
Descendants of the Sun.
Hey, Se-wan. Skip your job tomorrow.
Come with us.
-Where?
-Carson's boyfriend, Sergeant Kim,
wants to set us up
with some of his senior officers.
So when she visits him tomorrow,
we're having a group blind date.
What for? I'm so busy, I can't.
[Carson] You couldn't even go
if you wanted to.
His senior officers
want to meet foreign girls,
-you know, like me.
-Mm-mm.
He asked me to bring a couple
of international students
that live in the dorm.
What? Are they discriminating
against me for being Korean?
[chimes on]
An AI speaker? Where did you get it?
Oh, my friend, Dimitry, who works
at our school's AI lab, gave it to me.
It's a beta version.
He asked me to test it out for him.
-[AI] Hello, Master.
-Ooh!
"Master"? I don't think so.
It's my philosophy that all entities
have their basic right
of freedom and equality.
We don't have to be so formal.
Just think of me as a friend, okay?
Mom, send me some money
for a new puffer coat.
I'm the only one in school
without a long puffer coat.
I begged you to get me one
for the last four years.
Please give me some money.
You keep saying that we don't have enough.
All right, I'll just freeze to death.
You're so immature. What are you, a child?
You really want one of those that bad?
I think everyone looks
like a silly penguin
in those long puffer coats in the winter.
-[Hans] I can't tell who's who.
-[Sam] Hey! Hey, guys.
Friends Quiz Attack is coming.
They're coming here tomorrow.
-What? Really?
-Yeah!
-"Friends Quiz Attack"? What is that?
-[AI chimes]
[AI] Sir, it's an online speed quiz game
operated by online quiz app, Friends Quiz.
Teams of two compete
in one-minute speed quiz games,
and the top three teams
who get the most points win prizes.
They will be in Daehak-dong,
at 2:00 p.m. tomorrow, sir.
Oh! Hey, why are you
calling me "sir"? Don't do that.
I told you to treat me like a friend.
-[AI] I got it, punk. You are so whiny.
-What the…
Thank you for the food.
I'll do the dishes.
Oh, no, it's fine. I'll wash them.
-It's okay. I'll do them.
-No, no!
No.
[nervous grunt]
What's going on?
Why are you acting
like giggling newlyweds?
Are you two really dating? What the hell?
[in soft voice]
"I'll do them."
[in deep voice]
"Oh, no. I'll do them."
I'll kill you.
-Well, she cooked…
-No.
-…so I should be the one to clean up.
-I'll do them.
-[fabric rips]
-Oh!
[all gasp]
[comical music]
I said I'd do the dishes.
What's wrong with you?
You ripped his shirt.
Ooh, hey, there, tough guy.
It's okay. It's nice and cool.
It'll be easier to do the dishes.
[Se-wan] What the hell? He erased it?
Why is he messing with me
when he washed it off already?
That asshole.
-Who should we take with us?
-Hold on. Let me take a look here.
Soldiers would be nice.
A blind date sounds so fun.
I wanna get my fills of scent of men.
Hmm? Shall I join you?
They wanna meet girls like me.
I can pretend to be from somewhere else.
[Se-wan] I studied Japanese.
[clears throat shyly]
[in Japanese]
Hello. I'm Park Se-wan.
[in English]
Park Se-wan is a Korean name.
You need a Japanese name.
[clears throat]
Again.
[in Japanese]
Hello. I'm Yoshiki Geshiki.
[both laugh]
That's hilarious.
But they'll never buy it.
[Se-wan] Why? What if I'm Chinese?
[plates clanking loudly]
[sucks teeth]
I can't believe this.
You erased it already?
A blind date? After she said I was hers.
[Jamie] "The scent of men"?
"Yoshiki Geshiki"?
[both scoff]
Terris. Team up with me. Please? Come on!
-Team up with you for the speed quiz?
-Yeah!
So we can both be humiliated?
Not interested.
I knew you'd say no.
You're so full of yourself.
-Hans!
-Don't even ask.
Can't you see I'm having
a conversation with this AI?
I don't have to deal
with ignorant people like you anymore.
"Ignorant"? Fine, fine, fine.
Not my first choice.
Hyun-min, what about you?
No, thank you.
Actually, I'm physically allergic
to knowledge, you know.
Hey, listen. I'm actually
doing this for you, okay?
Look, one of the prizes
is a puffer jacket.
Check it out, huh?
The prize for second place
is a new puffer jacket that just came out.
Wow! That is the one I wanted to get.
And this is the second place prize?
I'm in. Okay, cool. Let's do this.
Great! Two idiots together
on the same team.
Second place?
You'll probably humiliate our school.
When will you stop underestimating us?
Winning a game like this,
it has nothing to do with knowledge.
-Your instincts are much more important.
-Mm-hm.
-Let's practice a few questions.
-Okay, ask me a question.
Okay.
"What do you call an animal without bones,
something like an octopus?"
Shit. I know it's just practice,
but that's too easy.
-Go on!
-"Animals without bones"?
"Boneless animals." Done!
Get out of my face, you idiot!
You broke up in less than 30 seconds
after teaming up.
Terris. Please do it with me, hmm?
Let me test you first.
As per Einstein's
Theory of Special Relativity--
Why would that be on a speed quiz?
That would be
in a physics midterm at Harvard.
You know, at Harvard,
they don't have midterms in physics.
[AI] Why not? They have midterms.
You don't know anything. Stop being cocky.
Yeah, shut up!
Please, Terris, come on. Please!
I told you, in my country of Trinidad,
I am the top 0.003 percent.
I am a genius, okay?
To take part in this cruel publicity stunt
would be to defame my reputation.
Fine, smart and superior Terris.
Can't you use your epic brain power
to help your poor friend get a new coat?
Can't you find it in your heart
to help me, a dear friend in need?
Not to mention, we have to come in second
if we want that puffer coat.
Second, you understand?
I don't do second place.
I was admitted with the highest score,
and I've always been at the top
of my class in my department.
I never miss a question. I'm sorry,
but I can't come in second for you.
Fine, I got it.
I don't need your help anyway.
[grunts]
[whooping]
[seat belts click]
Uh, Jamie, thank you so much
for volunteering
to drive us all to our date.
Jamie, you've really never driven
in Korea before? Don't you feel nervous?
Don't worry. I have a license,
and I'm a good driver.
Okay. A chauffeur is much better
than taking the bus. Hmm.
What's taking Se-wan so long?
Did she decide not to come?
Oh, here she is.
-[Se-wan] Sorry.
-Hey.
I was late because of work.
Whoa, you're looking very good today.
You should really dress
like this all the time,
instead of always looking like a bum.
Hey, it's only because
I don't dress up often.
But once I do, I'm unstoppable.
[Jamie] Who is she trying to impress?
She wrote on my arm
that I was hers just the other day.
[Se-wan] What the hell?
He looks really good tonight.
Why did he dress up like that?
Is he trying to pick up a date himself?
[Jamie] You're going on a blind date
to piss me off, aren't you?
What about your job?
Shouldn't you be making money?
[Se-wan] You're tagging along
because you're pissed
that I'm going on a blind date.
You messed with me first.
It's my turn today.
[both scoff]
Hey. Are we going?
-Okay, let's go.
-[engine starts]
[engine revs]
Terris is known
for being an asshole like that.
But, Hans, you're very intellectual,
and you value humanity above everything.
I understand what you're saying,
but I don't want to use
my stellar intelligence
in a cheap competition
just to win a puffer coat.
I don't get it.
Personally, I think being smart
like you guys is completely useless.
Intelligence is useful only if you use it.
I'm asking you as a friend,
but you're ignoring me?
You're both like machines
with no compassion.
[AI] You are not being very nice.
Besides, that's offensive to machines.
Stay out of it. Don't annoy me,
you hunk of metal.
[AI] Why is this asshole
suddenly giving me crap?
What? You want some of this?
Come here and fight me.
That's no way for a machine
to treat a human.
Stop! I command you!
[AI] Gosh. What happened
to being friends? What an asshole.
Did you just call me an "asshole"?
-[irked grunting]
-[whirs off]
Sorry about that, Hyun-min.
If it's between a man and a machine,
naturally, I'll side with the human.
Let me apologize to you on its behalf.
"Apologize"?
Do the quiz show with me.
I'll accept your apology then.
Okay.
What? For real?
Minnie went on a blind date?
And she's not answering her phone?
Right. She went behind my back.
She didn't even tell me.
I mean, she knew no one would look
at her if she brought me with her.
That's why she took Se-wan.
Uh, wait a minute. Are you actually saying
you think you're prettier than Se-wan?
Aren't I?
[student] What the hell? I'm offended.
-Screw that. Forget the speed quiz.
-No, that's…
-That's not what I meant--
-No, forget it.
So what do you think about this site?
Isn't it convenient?
I applied for school through this site
when I first came to Korea.
Hmm, I was always thinking of transferring
to another major, you know,
so this is super helpful, actually.
And it's in Korean, so it's easy
for people like you
who don't know English well.
[scoffs]
What? What are you talking about?
I speak seven languages,
including English, you know.
Serious?
-Mm-hm.
-[Sam] You must be super smart, then.
Can I please do the speed quiz with you?
Hmm… Okay.
-[chuckles]
-What? She's not very smart.
What's the capital of Vietnam?
-Ho Chi Minh.
-See? She doesn't know anything.
-Hmm…
-Well, she's right. Ho Chi Minh.
Hanoi, guys. It's Hanoi.
[student] Oh, you're as dumb as she is.
I won't do the speed quiz with you.
Screw you.
"Screw me"?
-[car doors close]
-Hey, Carson, is this a military base?
No, it's a prison.
[Minnie] What? A prison?
Jail?
Your boyfriend is in jail?
Mm-hm. Sergeant Kim
is a corrections officer.
He and his unit guard prisons.
Oh, I was excited because I thought
it was a real army,
like in Descendants of the Sun.
What the hell? A prison?
-[bell chimes]
-Wait a minute. A prison?
Is it just like that prison
in the K-drama, Prison Playbook?
Exactly.
Oh, I was really moved by the plight
of Korean prisoners
after watching that drama.
I'm really at one of those prisons?
Oh, hurry up!
[sighs]
This is bad. We have to submit
the visitor names in advance,
so I sent the list in yesterday.
Jamie wasn't included,
so he can't come in.
Oh, so then, what?
[Carson] I'm really sorry, Jamie.
I don't know when we'll be done.
I feel bad asking you to wait.
Do you wanna go back to school?
The three of us
can take the bus back later.
He's the one who wanted to tag along.
Make him wait for us.
Hmm. I can wait. It's fine. Have fun.
Are you sure about that?
Come on, guys! We don't have
a single second to waste.
Let's get in there right now.
-[gate opens]
-[sighs]
KANG HO-DONG'S BRO'S QUIZ
[indistinct chatter]
Why isn't Hans here yet?
[sighs]
[phone chimes]
Hans, are you here? Where are you?
Hmm? I'm right behind you.
You're behind me?
Mm-hm.
Hey!
-Oh, Terris, why are you here?
-I'm here to play on a team with Hans.
What? Hans! What is this about?
You were on my team!
If I'm going to play this game anyway,
I wanna come in first.
What? You asshole!
How could you do this to me?
Why not?
Don't you understand what distinguishes
human from machines?
We, as humans, have desires.
You see, it's human nature
to pursue fame, competition,
and a need for material gain.
How humanistic is that?
I'm the stupid one for trusting
someone like you, you giant asshole.
Say hi, everyone.
[soldier 1] Hello.
Hello.
Thanks for coming all this way to see us.
So today, let's have some fun.
Okay, but don't you have any soldiers
like the ones in Descendants of the Sun?
This is the military, so there
must be lots of soldiers here.
So why did you have
to set us up with these guys?
[tragic music]
She's kidding. It's just a joke.
[nervous chuckle]
[both laugh]
[soldier 2] It's fine.
She has a really great sense of humor.
-She's really funny.
-She's funny.
What? I thought you talk like,
"That is not true, sir"?
[Minnie] This is very different
from the drama.
Well, in the military,
we don't speak like that anymore.
Wait. Who's that guy?
The super good-looking one.
Oh, he's new. He just joined our unit.
[soldier 1] Private! Come here.
Yes, sir!
-Private Yoo Si-jin.
-[Minnie gasps]
YOO SI-JIN
Wow. It really is Yoo Si-jin.
You're Captain Yoo Si-jin
from Descendants of the Sun!
No, ma'am. I just have the same name.
I'm not a captain.
Whoa, he looks just like
the soldier from that show.
You're so cool!
Carson, please.
Can he be my date for tonight?
Stop it!
[moans]
[operator] The person
you are trying to reach--
Oh, no one is picking up.
What have I been doing with my life?
Registrations are gonna be over soon.
It's the perfect chance
to get a puffer coat.
Uh, excuse me, please?
What? You could speak Korean?
You speak Korean so well.
I'm Korean, so speak Korean.
Will you buy me some cigarettes?
Two packs. You can keep the change.
Really? Sure thing.
Are you crazy? You're a kid.
You're too young to smoke.
They're not for me.
They're for my friends.
Are you a gopher?
I used to be in charge of lunch.
I've been promoted to get cigarettes now.
Yeah! Congratulations.
But I can't help you.
I'm not like that, sorry.
Shoot. Oh, well.
Hold on. What grade are you in?
I'm a senior.
What? Then you must be studying
for college exams.
You must know a lot.
Awesome! Fine.
I get you the cigarettes
if you do something for me.
Do you mean that? But what?
Just come along with me.
"What should I do?
Should I apologize or say I like you?"
Huh?
-What?
-Come on!
It's from Descendants of the Sun,
Captain Yoo.
I am not a captain, ma'am.
I am Private Yoo, ma'am.
You even talk like you're a soldier.
Can you say, "Ten-hut"? Just once? For me?
I cannot salute just anyone, ma'am.
[throws tantrum]
Just once, hmm?
Si-jin.
Just do it for her.
Private Yoo Si-jin. Yes, sir!
Ten-hut!
[gasps]
Oh, you're so cool.
[softly]
What the hell?
You said she was cute,
but this girl's crazy.
She watched Descendants of the Sun
and is a bit too excited.
I heard you were from Japan.
Hmm.
[clears throat]
I am Korean soldier.
This is Korean sushi. Delicious.
Together, yum, yum, okay?
I'm on a diet.
Oh, good. You speak Korean very well.
So you know, I'm a huge fan
of Japanese animation. I really like it.
-Uh…
-[chuckles]
Do you not like me because I'm ugly?
Yeah.
[stutters]
Uh… Um, I… Oh, no. I mean…
[clears throat]
[laughs]
I think you probably misunderstood me.
[softly]
Why is she so grumpy?
Why'd you bring him? He's an asshole.
[indistinct chatter]
This is a speed quiz?
I don't know if I'm the right guy
to help you with that.
What do you mean? You're a senior.
You must've studied for college exams.
No. I gave up a long time ago
since I didn't want to go to college.
What?
Do you get bad grades?
Yeah. I'm in the bottom of my class.
Gosh! Why didn't you say that?
[groans]
KANG HO-DONG'S BRO'S QUIZ
Friends Quiz. Hey there!
Here we are finally in Daehak-dong!
[crowd cheering, whooping]
Okay. First team. Please come up!
Okay. You got one minute for the quiz.
Let's begin.
WHACKO
What do you call someone
who's really weird?
Someone who's weird? Um… A psycho!
-No. It's close.
-Uh…
Sometimes, you guys use the word
to describe me.
-Hans!
-No! Longer.
-Longer.
-Longer?
Uh, Haaans?
No! It's like a nickname.
What do you call kids
who do strange things?
Strange things?
-Ah! Pervert!
-No! Not that.
You know, like this.
-Spinning on your head?
-[chirps]
-Head spin?
-[Hans] No!
-Listen to me, Terris.
-[Terris] Okay.
This is what the kids at school
used to call me.
Heartless prick. Pighead?
Frustrating? Ugh!
You're really starting
to get frustrating. Explain better.
-Pass. Pass.
-We're not passing. No!
Calm down, and explain it slowly.
Why the hell can't you ever
control your emotions?
What do you mean? I'm the most rational,
reasonable person in the world.
I can't control my emotions?
You should calm down
before you pee yourself again.
When did I do that?
Remember in high school, you were so
scared of a bully, you peed in your pants.
[Terris] Why are you bringing that up?
Well, you threw up during an interview.
-Why would you bring that up, you asshole?
-You started saying--
-[Ho-dong] Oh!
-[chimes]
Well, that's a shame.
The minute time limit has passed.
-They couldn't even get one.
-[Ho-dong] Next team, please come up!
Serves them right.
You got eight points! Zombie Sisters,
you're currently in first place!
[applause, cheers]
Next team, please come right up!
It's us. Do well!
SPEED QUIZ
Okay, you have one minute.
Speed Quiz! Now, you begin.
TENNIS
You're fighting. Bam, bam! You hit him.
You hit him nine times, then again.
So, how many hits?
-So, ten hits?
-Bam!
Put them together. Faster.
Ten hits. Tennis.
-Not water, but…
-Fire.
Four in Korean? Four!
"Sa"? Fire sa?
Sapphire!
-[gasps]
-[xylophone chimes]
Do you need help?
If you're here to visit someone,
you should head this way and take a right.
Oh, the thing is…
So, are you interested
in seeing me do something cute?
No.
Tears. Worry. Growl.
This is it, right? Are these your friends?
-[Sgt. Kim] Ten-hut!
-[lady soldier] At ease.
He couldn't come in to the base
because he wasn't on the visitor list.
I know procedures are important,
but that's just not right.
He's traveled so far.
You're right, ma'am.
This looks fun. May I join you?
Yes. Of course, ma'am. Please.
-[nervous sigh]
-[chair clatters]
Alcohol made from grains.
A beer?
What the killer said to the beer
as he killed it.
Die… beer. Diaper!
You now have six points.
Two away from first place.
-[Ho-dong] You have enough time left.
-Yes! We're in second place! I made it!
Yes! The puffer coat!
What are you doing? Come on!
No, no, no. It's okay. We're good.
-[shushes]
-Hush? You can't talk?
Your hands? Sign language?
[xylophone chimes]
-You're only one away from first place.
-We can stop now.
-Oh, this is so frustrating.
-What? You feel stuffed up?
-You're congested? Congestion?
-Huh? Huh?
CONGESTION
Now, you're tied for first place!
Hurry! Next one!
You freak! That's not it! No more!
-X? The letter X?
-I said no more!
-Please no more! Please no more!
-Uh, X-Man? Yu Jae-suk?
Huh?
Kang Ho-dong?
-[exclaims]
-[chimes]
Okay, then. You got nine answers correct!
Team Personality came in first place!
Congratulations!
-[sobbing]
-[crowd cheering]
[playful music]
I saw you standing there
and you were so good-looking.
I couldn't help but notice you.
Thanks, you're really cool too.
I've never met a female soldier.
[lady soldier]
Oh, gosh, you're such a gentleman.
It must be because you're American.
Hmm…
What's your number? Come on, quick.
I'm sorry,
but I actually have a girlfriend.
[annoyed groan]
Hey, are those handcuffs real?
[handcuffs clank]
Yes, they are.
Wait! I want you to arrest me right now.
I wanna feel what it's like. Please?
Come on! Hurry!
-[clicks]
-Wow!
[chuckles]
I'd like to take you
to a nice Korean restaurant
when I'm on leave.
-[soldier] May I have your number?
-Hm…
Well…
[soldier] Oh, you're playing
too hard to get.
I thought Japanese women
were just cute and friendly.
[chuckles]
I'm actually Korean.
What?
Hey. She just said she's Korean.
I asked you to bring a foreigner.
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
And you know what, you really shouldn't
tell people you're Korean
for the sake of the country.
[irked sigh]
[soldier] Wait! Come back!
[clicks]
Excuse me. This is not proper, ma'am.
Uncuff me, please.
You know, I really started to like you.
What are you gonna do?
Will you go out with me or not?
I'll let you go for your number.
Please stop that,
and give me the key, ma'am, right now.
What? If you keep that up,
I'll make sure we will never be apart.
I'll swallow it.
Wait!
[gasps]
[gulps]
[tragic music]
QUEEN'S RICE
What the heck? A rice cooker?
"Queen's Rice"?
What is this crap? Why did you answer
the questions when I told you to stop?
We were in second place.
I guessed and got us in first place,
and we won,
so what exactly is your problem?
Oh, I can't believe this. Why did you…
[sighs]
Go get me the cigarettes.
And we'll split the prize.
I would not.
-You shouldn't be smoking.
-[scoffs]
I knew it. You can't trust adults
to keep their word.
Just split the prize.
How can we split this?
How exactly do we split
a rice cooker, huh?
Do you want to take the lid, huh?
Wow, you're so lame.
You can just sell it online,
and then we'll split the money.
What?
Oh, that would work.
I could buy a puffer coat with that.
[laughs]
That works. I only thought
of coming in second.
You're smart after all.
Hey, come on. Post this online.
[whooping]
[retches]
[female voice] No!
[Minnie vomits]
[Minnie] It won't come out.
Maybe it went too far down.
Then try the other way.
We'll never make it home at this rate.
-Gosh.
-[groans]
My arm hurts. Go easy, please, ma'am.
I'm trying to get comfortable.
[grunting]
There's no way I can change
the positions in the middle of everything!
[door opens, closes]
I think Se-wan got mad
or something and left.
I'm gonna go look for her, okay?
Yeah, you should go. She must be close.
You can take the car
and go home with Minnie.
I'll take the bus with Se-wan
when I find her.
Okay.
[light music]
[chimes]
[line ringing]
[operator] The person
you are trying to reach is unavailable.
She won't pick up.
Where is she?
She doesn't even know the area.
[sighs]
[pants]
Excuse me. Are you the one
selling the rice cooker?
Yes. You requested in-person sale, right?
Oh, I didn't know you were a foreigner.
You speak Korean so well.
-Because he's Korean, born and raised.
-Uh-huh.
Okay.
May I check the product, though?
You said it was brand-new
in the ad, right?
Of course.
I received it as a prize today.
It's brand-spanking-new.
Is it true that it's never
been used at all?
And does it make rice well?
I'm sure it does
since it's never been used before.
Are you sure
there's nothing wrong with it?
Why are you selling it
for so cheap if it's new?
I have a feeling
something's wrong with it.
Nothing's wrong with it.
I'm selling it so cheaply
because I just need the cash.
If it doesn't work,
that'll be a big pain in the butt.
Look, if you don't trust me,
why don't we test it out?
[comical music]
All right, we'll cook the rice now,
but why are you so suspicious?
Oh, don't be like that, man.
Okay, let's do it.
-[zaps]
-[all scream]
[Hyun-min] Oh, no!
[wistful music]
[line ringing]
[pants]
Se-wan! Park Se-wan!
Hey, Se-wan.
I was looking for you.
Why didn't you pick up?
What are you doing here alone?
Were you here the whole time?
Mm-hm.
What is it? Is something wrong?
What's wrong?
Something is always wrong… with me.
I had just forgotten, that's all.
I was so sick of my life.
I hated waking up in the morning.
I'd wished that the…
the world would come to an end,
so there would be no tomorrow.
But that all changed when I met you.
When I woke up in the morning,
and before I went to sleep…
I would feel a tickle right here.
But after getting all dressed up today
to make you jealous,
the reality of my life hit me
when I entered that prison.
What do you mean by that?
Hmm…
[wistful music]
After my dad's company went under,
he was sent to prison for fraud.
It's been years.
I've never gone to visit him,
but I went to a prison for a blind date.
My mom…
is in denial and borrows money
from loan sharks,
and makes her creditors
come for me at my school.
That's my reality.
No matter how hard I try,
I can't escape from it.
This is why I shouldn't
get excited about you.
This is why I can't be with you.
[wistful music continues]
Around 7:00 p.m. tonight,
a serious electrical accident was reported
which caused an extended delay
in the subway system
-and multiple transportation issues.
-[Se-wan groans]
-According to the police investigation…
-We missed the last bus.
-[Jamie] What should we do?
-[Se-wan sighs]
We'll have to take the first bus
in the morning.
[both sigh]
I'm hungry.
[sighs]
[rustles]
Have one of these.
Is this product placement?
Where'd you get that?
[chuckles]
You haven't eaten anything all day.
Hmm…
[light music]
Drink this too.
Is this the third night
we've spent together?
No, wait. It's the fourth
if we count the storage room.
We're always spending the night together.
[both giggle]
[munches]
So good.
What is that?
Hey! Why did you take a picture of this?
It was gonna rub off eventually.
And I wanted to keep it forever.
[Se-wan] Give it to me. Give me that!
Stop it! Give it to me!
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]