So Weird (1999) s01e06 Episode Script
Simplicity
1 DEMONS COME FROM EVERY SIDE IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT OUT OF THE SHADOWS OF MY LIFE IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT SURRENDER WILL WIN THE FIGHT THIS GIRL'S WALKED ON FIRE AND ICE BUT I COME OU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PARADISE PARADISE WE STARTED OFF PRETTY HAPPY.
EVERYBODY JUST WENT OU HUNTING AND GATHERING AND BROUGHT HOME ENOUGH FOR THE CAVEWIFE AND CAVEBABIES.
THEN CAME AGRICULTURE, WHICH MADE THINGS EVEN EASIER.
NOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KEEP PACKING YOUR STUFF, MOVING AROUND TO MAKE SURE THERE WAS ENOUGH FOOD OR ENOUGH STRAW, ANYWAY.
THEN IN THE 19th CENTURY CAME THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYBODY AND HIS BROTHER WAS INVENTING MACHINES TO MAKE THINGS EVEN EASIER.
ONCE THAT GOT ROLLING, WE WENT FROM LIGHT BULBS TO LAPTOPS IN NO TIME.
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M AS ADDICTED TO TECHNOLOGY AS ANYBODY.
I DO WONDER SOMETIMES IF WE DEPEND ON TECHNOLOGY TOO MUCH.
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENS IF IT EVER STARTS TO BREAK DOWN? DAD, ARE YOU BUSY? WELL, I AM DRIVING A 12-TON BUS AT 60 MILES AN HOUR.
GREAT.
OKAY.
THIS TEST, DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S FAIR? NO, I KNOW IT'S FAIR.
COME ON, NED, LET HIM USE I ALREADY.
DAD, IF I CAN'T USE THAT CALCULATOR, JACK GETS THIS MAJOR DEMORALIZING EDGE.
CLU, PROBLEM-SOLVING DEPENDS ON THIS, NOT ON HOW MANY HIGH-TECH TOYS YOU OWN.
NED, IF JACK NEEDED A CALCULATOR, I'M SURE THAT I'D LET HIS TEACHER DECIDE.
IN HERE.
SO, WE HEADED OFF THE MAIN ROAD.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? WELL, HONEY, I HAVE A LITTLE ERRAND TO RUN AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT PRIVATE THAT IS, IF ANYTHING ON THIS BUS CAN BE.
ARE WE GOING TO GO SEE TAD RAXALL? HOW DID YOU KNOW? I FOUND AN ISSUE OF THIS GLOBAL COMPUTING MAGAZINE UNDERNEATH YOUR BED IN CINCINNATI.
THIS IS SO COOL.
MAYBE I'LL GE SOME FREE SOFTWARE.
TAD RAXALL IS, LIKE, THIS MEGAZILLIONAIRE, RIGHT? SO WHY WOULD HE GIVE YOU FREE SOFTWARE? MOM WROTE THIS REALLY CATCHY JINGLE FOR HIM WHEN SHE WORKED FOR THE AD AGENCY.
WAIT, WAS I THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE RADIO? DON'T SING IT.
TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR OH, MAN, I LOVE THAT SONG.
YOU WROTE THAT, MRS.
P? YES.
I WROTE IT.
I WAS YOUNG, I NEEDED THE MONEY.
THAT WAS A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
PLEASE, JUST CALL THEM AND TELL THEM WE'RE COMING.
SINGING A JINGLE WITHOUT ME? WE'RE GOING TO SEE TAD RAXALL.
WHAT? "THE ART OF COMMERCE HOW MOLLY PHILLIPS SHOWED TAD RAXALL THE WAY.
" WOW, MOM, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
EXACTLY BUT I'M FAMOUS FOR THE WRONG THING.
NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO TAKE MY MUSIC SERIOUSLY IF TAD KEEPS BILLING ME AS THE STAR DOT STAR GIRL.
THE MAN OWNS THE LARGEST SOFTWARE COMPANY IN THE WORLD.
WHY DOES HE NEED ME? ROYALTIES ARE ROYALTIES.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ROYALTIES.
TAD'S CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS ARE ON THE WAY TO PARK CITY, AND I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM WELL, I'M GOING TO BEG HIM TO STOP.
NO MORE REMINDING EVERYONE THAT I SOLD OUT FIGHT THE POWER, MOM.
AS ONE ARTIS TO ANOTHER, I SALUTE YOU.
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, MRS.
P, DEFINITELY.
AND WHAT WE MEAN IS WE NEVER THOUGH YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO ANYBODY, AND WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
SURE.
WE STILL CAN'T RESIS SINGING THAT SONG.
STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY HEY, THAT'S IT.
SIMPLICITY, UTAH.
CAN'T GET AN ANSWER AT STAR DOT STAR.
WHOA, HOLD ON PROBLEM WITH THE STEERING.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
AND THE ACCELERATION WATCH OU FOR THAT CAR! AND THAT ONE.
WELL, I DON'T THINK WE CRUSHED ANY WICKED WITCHES.
YOU GUYS BOUNCED PRETTY WELL FOR BOOMERS.
I SPENT YEARS ON A RUNAWAY TOUR BUS.
HEY, TARGET IN SIGHT.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THESE STALLED CARS ARE WEIRD? I JUST WANT TO FIND OU WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT OURS.
STAR DOT STAR, STAR DOT STAR STAR DOT STAR, STAR DOT STAR HELLO? THIS PLACE DOESN'T EXACTLY SCREAM "HIGH TECH.
" WELL, IT SCREAMED "CHEAP LAND.
" THAT'S ALL TAD CARED ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE AROUND HERE WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET IN THERE.
WE'VE GOT TO TALK.
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO CHIP IN TO HELP BUY MORE FEED.
THEY'RE EATIN' ME OUT OF HOUSE SHH.
NIGHTCRAWLERS OR LUNCH? WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR A NIGHTCRAWLER BY THE NAME O' TAD RAXALL.
THE INTERCOM ON HIS GATE SEEMS TO BE BROKEN.
MR.
RAXALL SHOULD BE IN TO PICK UP HIS LUNCH SHORTLY.
DORIS, DO YOU MIND? THANKS.
IF THEY CAN'T FIX THAT BUS, WE'LL NEVER MAKE THE GIG.
OH, WAIT.
WE'RE ALL SAVED.
IT'S FI'S MAGIC WHATEVER-IT-IS.
ELECTROMAGNETIC SURGES ARE JUST THE SIGN OF PARANORMAL EVENTS AND SO'S A TOWN FULL OF CARS STALLED FOR NO REASON.
YEAH, MAN, GIVE HER A BREAK.
HEY, FI, DOES THAT THING USE BATTERIES? MY MOM'S CALCULATOR'S ALL OUT OF BATTERIES.
DO WE STILL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF KIDS WE STARTED WITH? IT'S LIKE OLD FAITHFUL YOU JUST GET USED TO IT.
'LESS YOU'RE TAD RAXALL.
WHATEVER'S GOIN' ON, IT'S FRYIN' UP HIS COMPANY'S GIZMOS LIKE SPECKLED TROUT.
SPECKLED TROU SOUNDS GOOD.
YOU CITY FOLK GET THROWN OUT OF WHACK PRETTY EASY.
WE GOT NO CARS, PHONES, APPLIANCES IN SIMPLICITY.
A 50-WATT BULB PUTS US BACK IN BUSINESS.
WHAT'S THE SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS? OKAY, WAIT, FORK, METER IS THIS LIKE CHARADES OR SOMETHING? YOU'RE THE 50-WATT BULB.
WHATEVER WRECKED MY METER LEFT A LITTLE TOP HAT BEHIND! TRY THE SUN TEA, REAL MINT.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR HERE THEY COME.
I SWEAR, THAT SONG IS WHAT PUT A LO OF FOLKS 'ROUND HERE RIGHT OVER THE EDGE.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR I'VE GOT TO SAY IT THEY'RE PLAYING YOUR SONG.
YEAH, EXPLOITING YOUR CREATIVITY.
IT'S GOT TO STOP.
THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY MOLLYPHILLIPS.
OUR INSPIRATION.
OUR MUSE.
HI, TAD.
FOCUS! DON'T STOP BECAUSE MY BACK IS TURNED.
HUM! YES! WHERE WAS I? I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, MOLLY.
MY COMPANY'S AT WAR.
TOTAL CORPORATE WAR.
MY COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND FOR MONTHS.
THEY KNEW I WAS CLOSE TO COMPLETING MY MISSION, MY DESTINY GLOBAL CONNECTIVITY LINKING ALL HUMANITY WITH STAR DOT STAR NETWORKING SOFTWARE, JUST AS YOUR BRILLIANT JINGLE PREDICTED.
AND WHEN I WAS ONE DAY AWAY, THEY STRUCK.
OH, I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY RUN INTO MY COMPETITORS' ELECTRONIC PARTICLE BEAMS.
THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THEY MAKE MACHINES, LIKE, STOP FOR NO REASON.
IN DEFIANCE OF SCIENCE.
FOR NO REASON AT ALL! IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND! JACK.
HEY, GUY, INTERFACE.
ACTUALLY, FI'S THE COMPUTER GEEK.
FEE, FI, FO, FUM, WHERE'S THE LITTLE FI.
LOOK AT YOU.
FROM PIGTAILS AND MUDPIES TO PROCESSORS AND METASTORAGE MEDIA IT'S ONLY BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF.
AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE'VE DONE IN THAT TIME.
FOR YOU.
THE BETA VERSION OF MY NEW SOFTWARE.
SPRINKLES, WHIPPED CREAM, CHERRY ON TOP.
IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, LIKE YOUR MOM'S JINGLE TRANSFORMED MY COMPANY! WOW.
A COUPON? VOUCHER, YOU KNOW.
PARTICLE BEAMS DELAYED US JUST A TAD? BUT, YOU KNOW, ONCE WE'VE RE-ESTABLISHED MY SATELLITE UPLINK EXCUSE ME, TAD.
CAN WE TALK? TALK OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IN MY PRIVATE OFFICES.
GET OUR LUNCHES.
IT BETTER NOT BE SPECKLED TROUT.
SHALL WE? MOLLY, HERE'S MY SUGGESTION.
FORGET ABOUT THE JINGLE.
USE THE ROYALTIES TO BUY THE GUY A NICE STRAITJACKE FOR CHRISTMAS.
HEY, WHERE'RE YOU GOING? I'M GOING TO FIND OU WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.
WHAT ABOUT BEING THERE FOR MOM? JACK, PARTICLE BEAMS DON'T WEAR LITTLE TOP HATS.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE IT'S ABOUT YOU BEING SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR MOM.
OKAY, NO DAMAGE DONE HERE.
WHEW, STILL WORKS.
OKAY, SEARCH.
ELECTROMAGNETIC PHENOMENA, MECHANICAL BREAKDOWNS AND TOP HATS.
GREMLINS? "OFTEN CAUSE MACHINERY TO BREAK DOWN "SMALL, LONG WEBBED FEET TOP HATS AND SPATS.
" YES! [ CHATTERING .]
HEY, GIMME THAT BACK! COME BACK HERE, YOU YOU GREMLINS! YOU KNOW WHAT STILL WORKS AROUND STAR DOT STAR? PEOPLE.
TA.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY MY PROGRAMMERS ARE SO FOCUSED? ON SCHEDULE? ABOUT TO UPLINK OUR SOFTWARE TO THE STARS? YOU! WELL, COME ON, THAT'S YOUR CUE.
SING.
MY JINGLE? NO, SORRY.
I'VE GOT A SHOW TONIGHT.
GIVE 'EM BOTH VERSES, BOYS.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR OUR SOUND SYSTEM'S OUT, BUT MOLLY PHILLIPS KEEPS US MARCHING ON.
THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY [ HUMMING .]
I DON'T THINK I LOVE THAT SONG AS MUCH AS I DID THIS MORNING.
YOU GOTTA GET TOUGH WITH THIS GUY, MOM.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION.
WE'RE CRUSHED.
NUKED.
OBLITERATED.
FOCUS, FOCUS.
WE WERE ONE DAY AWAY, MOLLY.
EVERY HUMAN ON THE PLANE WOULD HAVE BEEN CONNECTED.
EVERY COMPUTER FUNCTION AT EVERY FINGERTIP.
DOES THAT MEAN FREE CALCULATORS? IT MEANT A NEW PARADIGM, A NEW WAY OF LIFE.
NOW NOTHING WORKS.
THANKS TO THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ELECTRONIC PARTICLE BEAMS, MY ESPRESSO BEANS ARE LOCKED IN MY STATE-OF-THE-ART WALL SAFE.
I CAN'T GE MY CHILEAN TAPIOCA PUDDING OUT OF MY STATE-OF-THE-AR ROBOT COMMISSARY, MUCH LESS DISTRIBUTE MEMOS WITH MY STATE-OF-THE-ART, RADAR-CONTROLLED, ROBOT INTER-OFFICE MAIL DELIVERY UNIT.
I DON'T HEAR ANY SINGING.
IT'S YOUR WORDS, YOUR MUSIC, IT'S ALL THAT HOLDS US TOGETHER.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.
WHAT DID YOU WAN TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? UMNOTHING, REALLY.
MOM.
THEY STOLE MY LAPTOP WHILE I WAS ONLINE.
YOU HAVE A WORKING LAPTOP? HAD.
SOMEBODY STOLE YOUR LAPTOP? WHO? I THINK IT WAS GREMLINS.
OR A BUNCH OF GREMLINS.
I DON'T KNOW, THEY WERE INVISIBLE.
THAT WOULD MAKE THEM HARD TO COUNT.
MR.
RAXALL, GETTING BACK TO YOUR QUESTION.
WHAT MOM WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THERE'S A WORKING COMPUTER IN THIS TOWN FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME.
TO US! SCAVENGER HUNT.
WE'LL SCAN IN WHAT WE WROTE BY HAND, UPLINK ON SCHEDULE.
TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR OH, NO.
NO, NO.
FIX THIS THING.
GET IT AWAY FROM ME.
SOMEBODY HELP HIM.
IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.
SO, GREMLINS, HUH? [ PLAYING SWANEE RIVER .]
YOU WANTED A SPRAY BOTTLE AND A CAN OF COFFEE? HOW MUCH? DON'T WORRY, YOUR DAD'S GOOD FOR IT.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
I COULDN' DO IT TO TAD.
COULDN'T KICK HIM WHILE HE WAS DOWN.
I LIKE THA ABOUT YOU.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MECHANIC IN THIS TOWN THAT CAN FIX THE BUS.
I'M GONNA ASK AROUND.
MAYBE IRENE CAN GET ON THE HORN TO THAT EAGLE DEALERSHIP IN CHEYENNE.
WHERE IS SHE, ANYWAY? TRYING TO FIND HER CELL PHONE.
SO, HOW'S THE GREMLIN TRAP GOING? WE'RE ESTABLISHING A COFFEE PERIMETER.
YEAH, THIS IS WAR, AND MY LAPTOP'S A P.
O.
W.
OKAY.
NOW, IF MY MOM'S PHONE GETS ZAPPED, THIS WAR IS DEFINITELY GOING NUCLEAR.
WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT THE NEW YORK TIME THINKS WHEN I TELL THEM THAT GREMLINS ARE INVADING.
OH, NO.
I THINK MY ALLOWANCE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE JUST BEEN SUSPENDED.
I THINK WE JUST PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GREMLINS.
COME ON, ALL YOU'VE DONE IS PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF DIRTY BLANKETS.
NO WAY.
COME ON, LET'S SHOW IT TO TAD.
GREMLINS? THREE TOES? SPATS? TOP HATS? MISCHIEVOUS? LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE WAS DOING CARTWHEELS.
WHAT'S THAT? IT'S LOG MOSS.
WORKS ON ALL KINDS OF SPRAINS HORSES, COWS, SHEEP TOOTHACHE.
OHOKAY.
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT USED TO THINKING ABOUT THIS STUFF.
WHO IS? YOU YOU THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
THAT'S A GIFT.
SO, FOCUS.
PROBLEM-SOLVE.
LET GREMLINS EQUAL X.
THEY SAID THAT GREMLINS STARTED THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, AND GOT MAD WHEN THEY DIDN' GET ANY CREDIT.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE PICKING ON YOU.
I MEAN, YOU ARE SUPERGENIUS OF THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION.
MAYBE IF YOU JUST APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF MANKIND IF THESE THINGS ARE REAL, THEN EVERYTHING I THINK IS WR WRONG? I MEAN, YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT SCIENCE AND LOGIC ARE INCOMPLETE? WELL, FOR ME, THEY FALL A LITTLE SHORT.
WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY AREN'T! UH-OH, SCAMPER ALERT! I MEAN, YOU WANT TO THROW OUT MATH? AND PHYSICS? AND PHILOSOPHY? AND THE GOVERNMENT? AND THE STOCK MARKET? UH OKAY? NOT OKAY.
YOU STICK WITH POWER OUTAGES AND GREMLINS AND SPECKLED TROU THREE TIMES A DAY I'VE GOT TO OOH I'VE GOT TO UNITE THE WORLD WITH AFFORDABLE SOFTWARE.
STAR DOT STAR, NEAR AND FAR.
I'VE GOTTA GO, I'VE GOTTA GO.
HEY, WE TRIED, RIGHT? I'M SORRY, MOM.
HE LOOKED SO SAD, AND I JUST WANTED TO HELP HIM.
I KNOW, BABY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU CAME REALLY CLOSE.
HE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, IS HE? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE.
[ HUMMING .]
THE SONG.
MOM, IT'S THE SONG.
IT KEPT HIM HERE, AND IT'S KEEPING US HERE, TOO.
THE SONG? HONEY, I ALREADY CHECKED THE ENGINE.
IT'S IN PERFECT SHAPE EXCEPT IT DOESN'T RUN.
THE GOOD NEWS IS, ONE OF THE LOCALS, HE LENT ME HIS ROD, SO WE'LL HAVE LOTS TO EAT.
SURE, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN RETIRE HERE.
KNITTING, QUILTING, CANNING WOULD SOMEONE SAVE US? OKAY, YOU GUYS, IN G.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANNA LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUS STICK WITH SIMPLICITY JACK, I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE ALL OF US.
I DON'T THINK SO.
JACK, YOU'RE A PHILLIPS.
YOU'VE GOT TO GE A LITTLE CRAZY SOMETIMES.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
HEY, MOM, DAD, WANNA COME JAM WITH US? ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DAD.
THANKS, MR.
B.
I'M NOT GETTING UP THERE.
FOR ME.
NO.
IRENE, WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE A SOUL HERE.
I THINK IT'LL ALSO GET US OUT OF TOWN.
FINE.
IF HE SUES FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, I'M TURNING STATE'S EVIDENCE.
UNO, DOS, TRES QUATRO.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANNA LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUST STICK WITH SIMPLICITY BRAVO.
OW.
TAD WHERE DID THA COME FROM? HEY, START THE BUS, MR.
B, START THE BUS.
I'VE TRIED, I CAN'T.
YOU CAN.
WE'VE BEEN FORGIVEN.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
[ ENGINE STARTING .]
WE APOLOGIZED TO THE GREMLINS.
THEY ACCEPTED.
GEE, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH SUCCESS, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF REASONS FOR FINE, IT'S A BIG COINCIDENCE.
ANYBODY UP FOR STAYING? THANKYOU, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
HOWDY, MA'AM.
MUSIC FOR YOU? YEAH, OF COURSE.
THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
YOU KNOW, MOM, YOU SHOULD COPYRIGH THESE LYRICS.
ONE USE PER CAR, THERE YOU GO.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
MOLLY.
WHOA, BACK, BACK, BACK.
WHAT ABOUT THE DREAM? YOU KNOW, STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME? I MEAN, THE ME WAS YOU, THE YOU WAS ME.
TAD, I FEEL LIKE THE WORDS I WROTE HAVE LOCKED YOU IN.
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I REWROTE THEM, I COULD SET YOU FREE.
TAD, PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE'LL CARRY ON.
I MEAN, LINKING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE TOGETHER ISN'T JUST CRUCIAL, IT'S LOGICAL.
ARE YOU LISTENING? TAD? PLEASE, IN CASE YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND.
UM GOODBYE, MOLLY.
OW.
FOCUS, FOCUS.
LET'S GO.
SEE YOU.
I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE GREMLINS, OR WHATEVER THEY WHAT IS THAT THING? TAD GAVE I TO ME.
IT'S SOME KIND OF CALCULATOR.
IT MUST BE REALLY STATE-OF-THE-ART.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ADD THESE TWO NUMBERS FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES NOW.
[ CHATTERING .]
HERE YOU GO.
DOC'S MOSS WORKED WONDERS ON THOSE COFFEE STAINS.
HAVE FUN, BOYS.
[ GREMLINS .]
: TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY WHAT A DOPE.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANT TO LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUS STICK WITH SIMPLICITY
EVERYBODY JUST WENT OU HUNTING AND GATHERING AND BROUGHT HOME ENOUGH FOR THE CAVEWIFE AND CAVEBABIES.
THEN CAME AGRICULTURE, WHICH MADE THINGS EVEN EASIER.
NOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KEEP PACKING YOUR STUFF, MOVING AROUND TO MAKE SURE THERE WAS ENOUGH FOOD OR ENOUGH STRAW, ANYWAY.
THEN IN THE 19th CENTURY CAME THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYBODY AND HIS BROTHER WAS INVENTING MACHINES TO MAKE THINGS EVEN EASIER.
ONCE THAT GOT ROLLING, WE WENT FROM LIGHT BULBS TO LAPTOPS IN NO TIME.
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M AS ADDICTED TO TECHNOLOGY AS ANYBODY.
I DO WONDER SOMETIMES IF WE DEPEND ON TECHNOLOGY TOO MUCH.
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENS IF IT EVER STARTS TO BREAK DOWN? DAD, ARE YOU BUSY? WELL, I AM DRIVING A 12-TON BUS AT 60 MILES AN HOUR.
GREAT.
OKAY.
THIS TEST, DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S FAIR? NO, I KNOW IT'S FAIR.
COME ON, NED, LET HIM USE I ALREADY.
DAD, IF I CAN'T USE THAT CALCULATOR, JACK GETS THIS MAJOR DEMORALIZING EDGE.
CLU, PROBLEM-SOLVING DEPENDS ON THIS, NOT ON HOW MANY HIGH-TECH TOYS YOU OWN.
NED, IF JACK NEEDED A CALCULATOR, I'M SURE THAT I'D LET HIS TEACHER DECIDE.
IN HERE.
SO, WE HEADED OFF THE MAIN ROAD.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? WELL, HONEY, I HAVE A LITTLE ERRAND TO RUN AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT PRIVATE THAT IS, IF ANYTHING ON THIS BUS CAN BE.
ARE WE GOING TO GO SEE TAD RAXALL? HOW DID YOU KNOW? I FOUND AN ISSUE OF THIS GLOBAL COMPUTING MAGAZINE UNDERNEATH YOUR BED IN CINCINNATI.
THIS IS SO COOL.
MAYBE I'LL GE SOME FREE SOFTWARE.
TAD RAXALL IS, LIKE, THIS MEGAZILLIONAIRE, RIGHT? SO WHY WOULD HE GIVE YOU FREE SOFTWARE? MOM WROTE THIS REALLY CATCHY JINGLE FOR HIM WHEN SHE WORKED FOR THE AD AGENCY.
WAIT, WAS I THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE RADIO? DON'T SING IT.
TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR OH, MAN, I LOVE THAT SONG.
YOU WROTE THAT, MRS.
P? YES.
I WROTE IT.
I WAS YOUNG, I NEEDED THE MONEY.
THAT WAS A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
PLEASE, JUST CALL THEM AND TELL THEM WE'RE COMING.
SINGING A JINGLE WITHOUT ME? WE'RE GOING TO SEE TAD RAXALL.
WHAT? "THE ART OF COMMERCE HOW MOLLY PHILLIPS SHOWED TAD RAXALL THE WAY.
" WOW, MOM, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
EXACTLY BUT I'M FAMOUS FOR THE WRONG THING.
NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO TAKE MY MUSIC SERIOUSLY IF TAD KEEPS BILLING ME AS THE STAR DOT STAR GIRL.
THE MAN OWNS THE LARGEST SOFTWARE COMPANY IN THE WORLD.
WHY DOES HE NEED ME? ROYALTIES ARE ROYALTIES.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ROYALTIES.
TAD'S CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS ARE ON THE WAY TO PARK CITY, AND I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM WELL, I'M GOING TO BEG HIM TO STOP.
NO MORE REMINDING EVERYONE THAT I SOLD OUT FIGHT THE POWER, MOM.
AS ONE ARTIS TO ANOTHER, I SALUTE YOU.
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, MRS.
P, DEFINITELY.
AND WHAT WE MEAN IS WE NEVER THOUGH YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO ANYBODY, AND WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
SURE.
WE STILL CAN'T RESIS SINGING THAT SONG.
STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY HEY, THAT'S IT.
SIMPLICITY, UTAH.
CAN'T GET AN ANSWER AT STAR DOT STAR.
WHOA, HOLD ON PROBLEM WITH THE STEERING.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
AND THE ACCELERATION WATCH OU FOR THAT CAR! AND THAT ONE.
WELL, I DON'T THINK WE CRUSHED ANY WICKED WITCHES.
YOU GUYS BOUNCED PRETTY WELL FOR BOOMERS.
I SPENT YEARS ON A RUNAWAY TOUR BUS.
HEY, TARGET IN SIGHT.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THESE STALLED CARS ARE WEIRD? I JUST WANT TO FIND OU WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT OURS.
STAR DOT STAR, STAR DOT STAR STAR DOT STAR, STAR DOT STAR HELLO? THIS PLACE DOESN'T EXACTLY SCREAM "HIGH TECH.
" WELL, IT SCREAMED "CHEAP LAND.
" THAT'S ALL TAD CARED ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE AROUND HERE WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET IN THERE.
WE'VE GOT TO TALK.
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO CHIP IN TO HELP BUY MORE FEED.
THEY'RE EATIN' ME OUT OF HOUSE SHH.
NIGHTCRAWLERS OR LUNCH? WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR A NIGHTCRAWLER BY THE NAME O' TAD RAXALL.
THE INTERCOM ON HIS GATE SEEMS TO BE BROKEN.
MR.
RAXALL SHOULD BE IN TO PICK UP HIS LUNCH SHORTLY.
DORIS, DO YOU MIND? THANKS.
IF THEY CAN'T FIX THAT BUS, WE'LL NEVER MAKE THE GIG.
OH, WAIT.
WE'RE ALL SAVED.
IT'S FI'S MAGIC WHATEVER-IT-IS.
ELECTROMAGNETIC SURGES ARE JUST THE SIGN OF PARANORMAL EVENTS AND SO'S A TOWN FULL OF CARS STALLED FOR NO REASON.
YEAH, MAN, GIVE HER A BREAK.
HEY, FI, DOES THAT THING USE BATTERIES? MY MOM'S CALCULATOR'S ALL OUT OF BATTERIES.
DO WE STILL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF KIDS WE STARTED WITH? IT'S LIKE OLD FAITHFUL YOU JUST GET USED TO IT.
'LESS YOU'RE TAD RAXALL.
WHATEVER'S GOIN' ON, IT'S FRYIN' UP HIS COMPANY'S GIZMOS LIKE SPECKLED TROUT.
SPECKLED TROU SOUNDS GOOD.
YOU CITY FOLK GET THROWN OUT OF WHACK PRETTY EASY.
WE GOT NO CARS, PHONES, APPLIANCES IN SIMPLICITY.
A 50-WATT BULB PUTS US BACK IN BUSINESS.
WHAT'S THE SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS? OKAY, WAIT, FORK, METER IS THIS LIKE CHARADES OR SOMETHING? YOU'RE THE 50-WATT BULB.
WHATEVER WRECKED MY METER LEFT A LITTLE TOP HAT BEHIND! TRY THE SUN TEA, REAL MINT.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR HERE THEY COME.
I SWEAR, THAT SONG IS WHAT PUT A LO OF FOLKS 'ROUND HERE RIGHT OVER THE EDGE.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR I'VE GOT TO SAY IT THEY'RE PLAYING YOUR SONG.
YEAH, EXPLOITING YOUR CREATIVITY.
IT'S GOT TO STOP.
THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY MOLLYPHILLIPS.
OUR INSPIRATION.
OUR MUSE.
HI, TAD.
FOCUS! DON'T STOP BECAUSE MY BACK IS TURNED.
HUM! YES! WHERE WAS I? I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, MOLLY.
MY COMPANY'S AT WAR.
TOTAL CORPORATE WAR.
MY COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND FOR MONTHS.
THEY KNEW I WAS CLOSE TO COMPLETING MY MISSION, MY DESTINY GLOBAL CONNECTIVITY LINKING ALL HUMANITY WITH STAR DOT STAR NETWORKING SOFTWARE, JUST AS YOUR BRILLIANT JINGLE PREDICTED.
AND WHEN I WAS ONE DAY AWAY, THEY STRUCK.
OH, I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY RUN INTO MY COMPETITORS' ELECTRONIC PARTICLE BEAMS.
THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THEY MAKE MACHINES, LIKE, STOP FOR NO REASON.
IN DEFIANCE OF SCIENCE.
FOR NO REASON AT ALL! IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND! JACK.
HEY, GUY, INTERFACE.
ACTUALLY, FI'S THE COMPUTER GEEK.
FEE, FI, FO, FUM, WHERE'S THE LITTLE FI.
LOOK AT YOU.
FROM PIGTAILS AND MUDPIES TO PROCESSORS AND METASTORAGE MEDIA IT'S ONLY BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF.
AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE'VE DONE IN THAT TIME.
FOR YOU.
THE BETA VERSION OF MY NEW SOFTWARE.
SPRINKLES, WHIPPED CREAM, CHERRY ON TOP.
IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, LIKE YOUR MOM'S JINGLE TRANSFORMED MY COMPANY! WOW.
A COUPON? VOUCHER, YOU KNOW.
PARTICLE BEAMS DELAYED US JUST A TAD? BUT, YOU KNOW, ONCE WE'VE RE-ESTABLISHED MY SATELLITE UPLINK EXCUSE ME, TAD.
CAN WE TALK? TALK OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IN MY PRIVATE OFFICES.
GET OUR LUNCHES.
IT BETTER NOT BE SPECKLED TROUT.
SHALL WE? MOLLY, HERE'S MY SUGGESTION.
FORGET ABOUT THE JINGLE.
USE THE ROYALTIES TO BUY THE GUY A NICE STRAITJACKE FOR CHRISTMAS.
HEY, WHERE'RE YOU GOING? I'M GOING TO FIND OU WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.
WHAT ABOUT BEING THERE FOR MOM? JACK, PARTICLE BEAMS DON'T WEAR LITTLE TOP HATS.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE IT'S ABOUT YOU BEING SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR MOM.
OKAY, NO DAMAGE DONE HERE.
WHEW, STILL WORKS.
OKAY, SEARCH.
ELECTROMAGNETIC PHENOMENA, MECHANICAL BREAKDOWNS AND TOP HATS.
GREMLINS? "OFTEN CAUSE MACHINERY TO BREAK DOWN "SMALL, LONG WEBBED FEET TOP HATS AND SPATS.
" YES! [ CHATTERING .]
HEY, GIMME THAT BACK! COME BACK HERE, YOU YOU GREMLINS! YOU KNOW WHAT STILL WORKS AROUND STAR DOT STAR? PEOPLE.
TA.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY MY PROGRAMMERS ARE SO FOCUSED? ON SCHEDULE? ABOUT TO UPLINK OUR SOFTWARE TO THE STARS? YOU! WELL, COME ON, THAT'S YOUR CUE.
SING.
MY JINGLE? NO, SORRY.
I'VE GOT A SHOW TONIGHT.
GIVE 'EM BOTH VERSES, BOYS.
TOUCH THE WORLD NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR OUR SOUND SYSTEM'S OUT, BUT MOLLY PHILLIPS KEEPS US MARCHING ON.
THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY [ HUMMING .]
I DON'T THINK I LOVE THAT SONG AS MUCH AS I DID THIS MORNING.
YOU GOTTA GET TOUGH WITH THIS GUY, MOM.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION.
WE'RE CRUSHED.
NUKED.
OBLITERATED.
FOCUS, FOCUS.
WE WERE ONE DAY AWAY, MOLLY.
EVERY HUMAN ON THE PLANE WOULD HAVE BEEN CONNECTED.
EVERY COMPUTER FUNCTION AT EVERY FINGERTIP.
DOES THAT MEAN FREE CALCULATORS? IT MEANT A NEW PARADIGM, A NEW WAY OF LIFE.
NOW NOTHING WORKS.
THANKS TO THEORETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ELECTRONIC PARTICLE BEAMS, MY ESPRESSO BEANS ARE LOCKED IN MY STATE-OF-THE-ART WALL SAFE.
I CAN'T GE MY CHILEAN TAPIOCA PUDDING OUT OF MY STATE-OF-THE-AR ROBOT COMMISSARY, MUCH LESS DISTRIBUTE MEMOS WITH MY STATE-OF-THE-ART, RADAR-CONTROLLED, ROBOT INTER-OFFICE MAIL DELIVERY UNIT.
I DON'T HEAR ANY SINGING.
IT'S YOUR WORDS, YOUR MUSIC, IT'S ALL THAT HOLDS US TOGETHER.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.
WHAT DID YOU WAN TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? UMNOTHING, REALLY.
MOM.
THEY STOLE MY LAPTOP WHILE I WAS ONLINE.
YOU HAVE A WORKING LAPTOP? HAD.
SOMEBODY STOLE YOUR LAPTOP? WHO? I THINK IT WAS GREMLINS.
OR A BUNCH OF GREMLINS.
I DON'T KNOW, THEY WERE INVISIBLE.
THAT WOULD MAKE THEM HARD TO COUNT.
MR.
RAXALL, GETTING BACK TO YOUR QUESTION.
WHAT MOM WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THERE'S A WORKING COMPUTER IN THIS TOWN FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME.
TO US! SCAVENGER HUNT.
WE'LL SCAN IN WHAT WE WROTE BY HAND, UPLINK ON SCHEDULE.
TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR OH, NO.
NO, NO.
FIX THIS THING.
GET IT AWAY FROM ME.
SOMEBODY HELP HIM.
IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.
SO, GREMLINS, HUH? [ PLAYING SWANEE RIVER .]
YOU WANTED A SPRAY BOTTLE AND A CAN OF COFFEE? HOW MUCH? DON'T WORRY, YOUR DAD'S GOOD FOR IT.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
I COULDN' DO IT TO TAD.
COULDN'T KICK HIM WHILE HE WAS DOWN.
I LIKE THA ABOUT YOU.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MECHANIC IN THIS TOWN THAT CAN FIX THE BUS.
I'M GONNA ASK AROUND.
MAYBE IRENE CAN GET ON THE HORN TO THAT EAGLE DEALERSHIP IN CHEYENNE.
WHERE IS SHE, ANYWAY? TRYING TO FIND HER CELL PHONE.
SO, HOW'S THE GREMLIN TRAP GOING? WE'RE ESTABLISHING A COFFEE PERIMETER.
YEAH, THIS IS WAR, AND MY LAPTOP'S A P.
O.
W.
OKAY.
NOW, IF MY MOM'S PHONE GETS ZAPPED, THIS WAR IS DEFINITELY GOING NUCLEAR.
WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT THE NEW YORK TIME THINKS WHEN I TELL THEM THAT GREMLINS ARE INVADING.
OH, NO.
I THINK MY ALLOWANCE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE JUST BEEN SUSPENDED.
I THINK WE JUST PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GREMLINS.
COME ON, ALL YOU'VE DONE IS PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF DIRTY BLANKETS.
NO WAY.
COME ON, LET'S SHOW IT TO TAD.
GREMLINS? THREE TOES? SPATS? TOP HATS? MISCHIEVOUS? LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE WAS DOING CARTWHEELS.
WHAT'S THAT? IT'S LOG MOSS.
WORKS ON ALL KINDS OF SPRAINS HORSES, COWS, SHEEP TOOTHACHE.
OHOKAY.
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT USED TO THINKING ABOUT THIS STUFF.
WHO IS? YOU YOU THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
THAT'S A GIFT.
SO, FOCUS.
PROBLEM-SOLVE.
LET GREMLINS EQUAL X.
THEY SAID THAT GREMLINS STARTED THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, AND GOT MAD WHEN THEY DIDN' GET ANY CREDIT.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE PICKING ON YOU.
I MEAN, YOU ARE SUPERGENIUS OF THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION.
MAYBE IF YOU JUST APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF MANKIND IF THESE THINGS ARE REAL, THEN EVERYTHING I THINK IS WR WRONG? I MEAN, YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT SCIENCE AND LOGIC ARE INCOMPLETE? WELL, FOR ME, THEY FALL A LITTLE SHORT.
WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY AREN'T! UH-OH, SCAMPER ALERT! I MEAN, YOU WANT TO THROW OUT MATH? AND PHYSICS? AND PHILOSOPHY? AND THE GOVERNMENT? AND THE STOCK MARKET? UH OKAY? NOT OKAY.
YOU STICK WITH POWER OUTAGES AND GREMLINS AND SPECKLED TROU THREE TIMES A DAY I'VE GOT TO OOH I'VE GOT TO UNITE THE WORLD WITH AFFORDABLE SOFTWARE.
STAR DOT STAR, NEAR AND FAR.
I'VE GOTTA GO, I'VE GOTTA GO.
HEY, WE TRIED, RIGHT? I'M SORRY, MOM.
HE LOOKED SO SAD, AND I JUST WANTED TO HELP HIM.
I KNOW, BABY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU CAME REALLY CLOSE.
HE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, IS HE? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE.
[ HUMMING .]
THE SONG.
MOM, IT'S THE SONG.
IT KEPT HIM HERE, AND IT'S KEEPING US HERE, TOO.
THE SONG? HONEY, I ALREADY CHECKED THE ENGINE.
IT'S IN PERFECT SHAPE EXCEPT IT DOESN'T RUN.
THE GOOD NEWS IS, ONE OF THE LOCALS, HE LENT ME HIS ROD, SO WE'LL HAVE LOTS TO EAT.
SURE, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN RETIRE HERE.
KNITTING, QUILTING, CANNING WOULD SOMEONE SAVE US? OKAY, YOU GUYS, IN G.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANNA LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUS STICK WITH SIMPLICITY JACK, I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE ALL OF US.
I DON'T THINK SO.
JACK, YOU'RE A PHILLIPS.
YOU'VE GOT TO GE A LITTLE CRAZY SOMETIMES.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
HEY, MOM, DAD, WANNA COME JAM WITH US? ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DAD.
THANKS, MR.
B.
I'M NOT GETTING UP THERE.
FOR ME.
NO.
IRENE, WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE A SOUL HERE.
I THINK IT'LL ALSO GET US OUT OF TOWN.
FINE.
IF HE SUES FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, I'M TURNING STATE'S EVIDENCE.
UNO, DOS, TRES QUATRO.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANNA LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUST STICK WITH SIMPLICITY BRAVO.
OW.
TAD WHERE DID THA COME FROM? HEY, START THE BUS, MR.
B, START THE BUS.
I'VE TRIED, I CAN'T.
YOU CAN.
WE'VE BEEN FORGIVEN.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
[ ENGINE STARTING .]
WE APOLOGIZED TO THE GREMLINS.
THEY ACCEPTED.
GEE, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH SUCCESS, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF REASONS FOR FINE, IT'S A BIG COINCIDENCE.
ANYBODY UP FOR STAYING? THANKYOU, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
HOWDY, MA'AM.
MUSIC FOR YOU? YEAH, OF COURSE.
THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
YOU KNOW, MOM, YOU SHOULD COPYRIGH THESE LYRICS.
ONE USE PER CAR, THERE YOU GO.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
MOLLY.
WHOA, BACK, BACK, BACK.
WHAT ABOUT THE DREAM? YOU KNOW, STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME? I MEAN, THE ME WAS YOU, THE YOU WAS ME.
TAD, I FEEL LIKE THE WORDS I WROTE HAVE LOCKED YOU IN.
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I REWROTE THEM, I COULD SET YOU FREE.
TAD, PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE'LL CARRY ON.
I MEAN, LINKING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE TOGETHER ISN'T JUST CRUCIAL, IT'S LOGICAL.
ARE YOU LISTENING? TAD? PLEASE, IN CASE YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND.
UM GOODBYE, MOLLY.
OW.
FOCUS, FOCUS.
LET'S GO.
SEE YOU.
I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE GREMLINS, OR WHATEVER THEY WHAT IS THAT THING? TAD GAVE I TO ME.
IT'S SOME KIND OF CALCULATOR.
IT MUST BE REALLY STATE-OF-THE-ART.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ADD THESE TWO NUMBERS FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES NOW.
[ CHATTERING .]
HERE YOU GO.
DOC'S MOSS WORKED WONDERS ON THOSE COFFEE STAINS.
HAVE FUN, BOYS.
[ GREMLINS .]
: TOUCH THE WORLD, NEAR AND FAR WE'RE ALL ONE WITH STAR DOT STAR STAR DOT STAR LINKS YOU AND ME THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY WHAT A DOPE.
TECHNOLOGY IS NOT THE KEY DON'T LET THEM WIRE YOU AND ME DON'T WANT TO LOSE OUR HUMANITY SO WE'LL JUS STICK WITH SIMPLICITY