SpongeBob SquarePants s01e06 Episode Script
Jellyfishing
1 ( buzzing ) NARRATOR ( French accent ): Ah.
The early morning in Bikini Bottom when the jellyfish are buzzing about making their jellyfish jelly.
( buzzing ) Oh, what is happening here? Collectors? ( chirps happily ) ( loud thrash music plays ) ( music stops abruptly ) ( howling in pain ) ( music resumes ) ( buzzing approaches ) ( singing nonchalantly ) SPONGEBOB: I think I got it.
No, wait a minute.
( electricity crackling, Patrick yelps ) BOTH: Go, go, go, go! ( buzzing angrily ) BOTH: Ooh! Ouch! Ooh-ooh! ( buzzing continues ) Ooh! Ouch! Hmm.
Hey, Squidward.
We're jellyfishing.
( groans ) Of course you are.
Bye, now.
Wait! We made a net especially for you.
Do you want to come with us? Really? Jellyfishing with you guys? Oh, that would be the best day ever in my book.
I would love to go jellyfishing.
I can't think of anything I'd love to do more on my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends SpongeBob and uh Patrick.
Right.
But I can't, bye-bye.
Next time? Oh, sure.
Right.
Whatever.
( to himself ): Like that'll ever happen.
You know, Patrick, it always seems like Squidward never has time for fun.
Maybe he doesn't like us.
No, are you kidding? We're his best friends.
( laughing nastily ) Jellyfishing! ( laughs and snorts ) ( sarcastically ): Oh, I'll go.
( laughs ) I sure had them going.
( cackles ) ( jellyfish buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing, laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( gags ) Stupid jellyfish, beat it! Whoa! Whoa wha wha Ow! Ooh! Whoa! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! ( screams ) ( explosion ) Ow ( wheelchair motor whirring ) Squid's back.
( phone ringing ) Hello.
Hey, Patrick, Squid's home, and we're going to make sure he's greeted by his two best friends.
Oh, great, who are they? Us.
Let's go.
( wheelchair motor whirring ) ( noisemakers blare ) Welcome home, Squidward! Merry Christmas! SPONGEBOB: We're going to make this your best day ever! ( motor revs ) Well, your best day's sure not going to be out there.
How about some soup on your best day ever? Here we go.
( mumbles in protest ) Oh, it's a little hot.
( sizzling, Squidward groaning ) Huh! ( blows strongly ) ( moans ) ( blows strongly ) ( whimpers ) ( inhaling deeply ) I-I-I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever.
How about some music on your best day ever? Played on your very own clarinet? ( takes a deep breath ) ( reedy, squeaky blare ) Sorry, my lips are a little dry.
( smacks lips together, clears throat ) ( blows raspberry ) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
( takes a deep breath ) Music isn't best, either.
But what is best is what we saved for last-- the one surefire thing to make your best day ever the best day ever.
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing! This is Jellyfish Fields where wild jellyfish roam just waiting to be captured.
( wheelchair motor whirring ) No, no, Squid, over here.
I know you're eager but you don't even have your net.
Patrick, fix him up while I find him a good specimen.
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly grasp it! ( loud crunch ) ( muffled howling ) That ought to do it.
( jellyfish buzzing ) There's one in position.
Ready set go! Go, Squid! You got it! You got it.
Go, Squid! Go, Squidder! Go, go, go! Yes, you got it! Get it, Squidder! Squid! Squid! I think we better show him how it's done.
( to the tune of "On the Beautiful Blue Danube" ): Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da-da-dum ( in deeper voice ): Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da-da-dum ( buzzes melody ) BOTH: Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da- da-dum-da-dum-dum ( SpongeBob and Patrick yelling in pain, jellyfish buzzing ) ( Jellyfish buzzing ) ( electricity crackling ) ( snarls ) Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Hey, look, Squid's doing it.
Go, Squid, get 'em, Squid! Squidster, you're doing it! PATRICK: Go, Squid! ( wheelchair motor whirring ) ( wheelchair stops abruptly ) ( whirring resumes ) ( muffled ): Aha! ( muffled cackling ) ( whimpers ) This guy's good.
He's a natural.
SPONGEBOB: You got it! You're doing great! PATRICK: Go, Squid, go! Keep doing it, Squid.
See what you've been missing? Yeah, you got it, Squid.
Go, Squid, go! Go, Squid, go! Use that net.
Be the net.
Yeah, you're feeling it, Squid.
All the way, take him all the way.
( both shouting encouragement ) Go, go, go.
You got 'em now.
It's in the bag! This is really your best day ever, isn't it? ( loud zap ) Ooh.
Ooh.
( both groaning and wincing ) Hey, Patrick.
Well I thought yesterday went pretty well, don't you think? I had fun.
Me, too.
Here comes Squidward.
Oh, great.
( hospital bed whirring ) Hey, Squid, how about that best day ever? There's always tomorrow.
Uh we're really sorry about what happened yesterday, Squidward.
We got you a present.
( buzzing ) SPONGEBOB: It's the jellyfish.
You know, from yesterday.
You're not still mad, are you? Yep, he's still mad.
( jellyfish buzzing angrily ) ( hollering ) ( cackling ) ( giant jellyfish buzzing ) ( stops laughing ) ( zap ) ( glass shatters ) Ow.
The early morning in Bikini Bottom when the jellyfish are buzzing about making their jellyfish jelly.
( buzzing ) Oh, what is happening here? Collectors? ( chirps happily ) ( loud thrash music plays ) ( music stops abruptly ) ( howling in pain ) ( music resumes ) ( buzzing approaches ) ( singing nonchalantly ) SPONGEBOB: I think I got it.
No, wait a minute.
( electricity crackling, Patrick yelps ) BOTH: Go, go, go, go! ( buzzing angrily ) BOTH: Ooh! Ouch! Ooh-ooh! ( buzzing continues ) Ooh! Ouch! Hmm.
Hey, Squidward.
We're jellyfishing.
( groans ) Of course you are.
Bye, now.
Wait! We made a net especially for you.
Do you want to come with us? Really? Jellyfishing with you guys? Oh, that would be the best day ever in my book.
I would love to go jellyfishing.
I can't think of anything I'd love to do more on my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends SpongeBob and uh Patrick.
Right.
But I can't, bye-bye.
Next time? Oh, sure.
Right.
Whatever.
( to himself ): Like that'll ever happen.
You know, Patrick, it always seems like Squidward never has time for fun.
Maybe he doesn't like us.
No, are you kidding? We're his best friends.
( laughing nastily ) Jellyfishing! ( laughs and snorts ) ( sarcastically ): Oh, I'll go.
( laughs ) I sure had them going.
( cackles ) ( jellyfish buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( laughing ) ( buzzing, laughing ) ( buzzing ) ( gags ) Stupid jellyfish, beat it! Whoa! Whoa wha wha Ow! Ooh! Whoa! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! ( screams ) ( explosion ) Ow ( wheelchair motor whirring ) Squid's back.
( phone ringing ) Hello.
Hey, Patrick, Squid's home, and we're going to make sure he's greeted by his two best friends.
Oh, great, who are they? Us.
Let's go.
( wheelchair motor whirring ) ( noisemakers blare ) Welcome home, Squidward! Merry Christmas! SPONGEBOB: We're going to make this your best day ever! ( motor revs ) Well, your best day's sure not going to be out there.
How about some soup on your best day ever? Here we go.
( mumbles in protest ) Oh, it's a little hot.
( sizzling, Squidward groaning ) Huh! ( blows strongly ) ( moans ) ( blows strongly ) ( whimpers ) ( inhaling deeply ) I-I-I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever.
How about some music on your best day ever? Played on your very own clarinet? ( takes a deep breath ) ( reedy, squeaky blare ) Sorry, my lips are a little dry.
( smacks lips together, clears throat ) ( blows raspberry ) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
( takes a deep breath ) Music isn't best, either.
But what is best is what we saved for last-- the one surefire thing to make your best day ever the best day ever.
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing! This is Jellyfish Fields where wild jellyfish roam just waiting to be captured.
( wheelchair motor whirring ) No, no, Squid, over here.
I know you're eager but you don't even have your net.
Patrick, fix him up while I find him a good specimen.
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly grasp it! ( loud crunch ) ( muffled howling ) That ought to do it.
( jellyfish buzzing ) There's one in position.
Ready set go! Go, Squid! You got it! You got it.
Go, Squid! Go, Squidder! Go, go, go! Yes, you got it! Get it, Squidder! Squid! Squid! I think we better show him how it's done.
( to the tune of "On the Beautiful Blue Danube" ): Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da-da-dum ( in deeper voice ): Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da-da-dum ( buzzes melody ) BOTH: Da-da-da-da-dum Da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da- da-dum-da-dum-dum ( SpongeBob and Patrick yelling in pain, jellyfish buzzing ) ( Jellyfish buzzing ) ( electricity crackling ) ( snarls ) Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Hey, look, Squid's doing it.
Go, Squid, get 'em, Squid! Squidster, you're doing it! PATRICK: Go, Squid! ( wheelchair motor whirring ) ( wheelchair stops abruptly ) ( whirring resumes ) ( muffled ): Aha! ( muffled cackling ) ( whimpers ) This guy's good.
He's a natural.
SPONGEBOB: You got it! You're doing great! PATRICK: Go, Squid, go! Keep doing it, Squid.
See what you've been missing? Yeah, you got it, Squid.
Go, Squid, go! Go, Squid, go! Use that net.
Be the net.
Yeah, you're feeling it, Squid.
All the way, take him all the way.
( both shouting encouragement ) Go, go, go.
You got 'em now.
It's in the bag! This is really your best day ever, isn't it? ( loud zap ) Ooh.
Ooh.
( both groaning and wincing ) Hey, Patrick.
Well I thought yesterday went pretty well, don't you think? I had fun.
Me, too.
Here comes Squidward.
Oh, great.
( hospital bed whirring ) Hey, Squid, how about that best day ever? There's always tomorrow.
Uh we're really sorry about what happened yesterday, Squidward.
We got you a present.
( buzzing ) SPONGEBOB: It's the jellyfish.
You know, from yesterday.
You're not still mad, are you? Yep, he's still mad.
( jellyfish buzzing angrily ) ( hollering ) ( cackling ) ( giant jellyfish buzzing ) ( stops laughing ) ( zap ) ( glass shatters ) Ow.