Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s01e06 Episode Script
Mewberty; Pixtopia
1 [title music plays.]
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension It's gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time! I ain't from round here I'm from another Whoo-hoo! Yea-ah! I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-pu-uuhh! It's gonna get a little weird gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension! [music.]
Mom, don't tell me what to do I don't have to listen to you I don't have to follow your rules I'm gonna live in my car at the school, hey hey [keyboard solo.]
[school bell rings.]
Star! Time to go.
You got some paint or something.
Right here.
- Marco, this is not paint.
- Well, looks like you got another heart.
Quiet, Marco.
This is serious! I think I'm going through mewberty.
- Waaaahh.
- Well, okay.
Uh, mewberty.
[chuckles.]
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
We have a similar thing here on Earth.
Don't confuse this with your Earth things, Marco! I'm from Mewni! [whispers.]
This is gonna get really weird.
You gotta keep me away from boys! Wait a second Marco's a boy.
[nervous chuckle.]
When you say things are gonna get weird, do you mean typical Star weird or, like, destroy-the-school weird? - Destroy-the-school.
- That's what I was worried about.
Let's get you home.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Okay, here comes a boy.
You got this.
You got this.
Avert your eyes.
Avert your eyes.
Marco, I don't think this is such a good ideaaahhh Hmm.
Huh? - My turn.
- Whoa.
Okay, let's go.
BOTH: Whooooaaahhhh! I'm stuck.
- Um, let me help.
- No! Your little boy hands are part of the problem! Isn't there some way I can help? Maybe there's something in your book of spells that can stop this.
- STAR: Maybe.
- I'll go home and get it.
It's not at home! I gave it to Ferguson! - Why? - I lost a bet, okay? Do you want to help me or not? Okay, but we gotta talk about that betting thing later.
[all speaking Spanish.]
Ferg.
Ferg! I need Star's book of spells.
Lo siento, Señor Marco.
Solo puedo hablarte en Español.
Where is Star's book? No no no.
Se pronuncia "libro.
" Libro.
- Where is Star's libro? - Muy bien.
- Mi dio el libro a Janna.
- You gave it to Janna?! Ohh! De nada.
Ohh.
That's better.
[school bell rings.]
[gasps.]
Oh no.
[chatter.]
No no no no no no no! [bell rings.]
- Huh.
That wasn't so bad.
- MAN: All right, boys, we're gonna do our warm-up out here today.
Pool's been compromised.
Poop.
It was poop.
Somebody pooped in the pool.
Okay, let's get to it.
[joints crack.]
[shudders.]
Ohh.
Hey, you guys want to see a dead possum? - Um, no, thank you.
- Um [laughs.]
I'm just messin' with ya.
Seriously, check this out.
- Tada! - Awesome! What is it? We can do all kinds of witchy stuff with this thang.
- Can we use it to get my parents to stop fighting? - Totally.
- Gimme that! - Let's get outta here! I've been looking all over for this! Now that you found your little book, let's make some magic with it.
I don't need your help, Jenna! - Thank you.
- Whatever.
You'll need me soon enough, Marco, 'cause I got your house keys.
Arggh.
Gotta stay focused.
Mewberty, mewberty, mewberty This doesn't make any sense! Isn't there a glossary in this thing? Did someone say Glossaryck? - Wha? - 'Cause that's me.
Sir Glossaryck of terms.
- At your service, milady.
- Uh, I'm not a milady.
Coulda fooled me.
Goodbye.
- No! - This book is not for the likes of you! Magical princesses only! This isn't for me! I'm trying to find a spell for Star! [laughs.]
Ah, Star Butterfly.
- What's wrong with her? - She says she's got mewberty.
I usually don't make exceptions, but maybe we can work something out.
- Pudding.
- What?! - I want pudding.
- Pudding? Corrrrrrect.
High schools have excellent pudding.
- Pudding.
- Ehh [music blares on earbuds.]
[creepy music.]
Boy Boy [rattling.]
[banging.]
All right.
Here's your pudding.
- Ahhhh - What are you doing? You've got to feed me, of course.
Pudding doesn't eat itself.
Ahhh.
Its You got it all stuck in your beard.
[chatter.]
[creepy music.]
Whoa! [crackling.]
Boy So you said Star is going through - [burps.]
mewberty? - How do I make it stop? - Well, can't stop it.
- That's not an option.
It'll be over soon.
Star should be back to normal by, uh three-fifty-seven P.
M - or she won't.
- She won't what? - Be back to normal.
- That's it? Th-There's nothing I can do? - Ahhh - It's empty.
You ate it all.
Scrape the sides! - Now talk.
- Look, kid, nature is like a runaway dump truck - hot, fast, and full of garbage.
- What? Nature cannot be stopped.
That is all.
There has to be more you can tell me than that! [laughs.]
Of course there is.
- But then, you're out of pudding.
- BOY: No!!! [sighs.]
Thanks for nothing.
[creepy music.]
Uhh.
Whaaaaat? Hey.
You gotta get us out of here.
[boy whimpering.]
Aaaah! What the? Star? Star, you gotta get ahold of yourself.
You're scaring everyone.
[whimpering.]
Aaah! - I said, stop! - Now she's mad.
[whimpers.]
Ow! [distant music.]
- Oskar.
- Oh no.
Why don't you clean your room, Mom? I don't like your boyfriend, Mom [all scream.]
Whoo.
Whoa! Whaa! [screaming.]
You're making things worse! [distant music continues.]
[sighs.]
Goodbye, Star.
[beeping.]
[beeping stops.]
[crash.]
Whaaah! What's up? - Star! - Ohhh You came back! [flapping.]
What was that? Aaaahhh! Look, Marco! I got my mewberty wings! - Does that mean you can fly? - Let's test it out.
Whaa! - Ahhh - Whee-hee-hee! Nope.
[laughter.]
Another one.
Another one! Awright, awright, awright.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, call anyone.
MIRROR: Calling anyone.
[all giggling.]
- Uh, hello? - Greetings! I am King Fergon of Fergustan.
[chuckling.]
- Would you care for some treasure? - Uh, is this a joke? Okay, here's my booty! 'Cause I don't really think you're doing the joke right.
Ferguson, you're supposed to moon him.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- I don't have time for this.
[all laughing.]
- Hilarious! - Hey, what are you guys doing? - Making crank calls! - Join the party! - Awesome! - Mirror, mirror, call someone else! I'm sorry, but you have exceeded your minutes.
Your mirror service has been temporarily suspended.
Please visit our office in Pixtopia to settle your bill.
[chuckles.]
Ohh! No! What if my mom tries to call me? She's gonna freak! Ohh.
Sorry, Star.
That's my bad.
- The calls were totally my idea.
- Marco, you messed up! Now you're just like me.
Yeeess.
What? No! I-I made one mistake.
You sure "Starred" this whole thing up.
How's it feel? Not bad, right? Oh, Marco, now we can be mess-up twins! What?! Man, I ain't no twin! I'm I'm I'm Marco Diaz, only child.
Where are your scissors? Let's go pay your bill.
[gasping.]
BOTH: You gotta take us with you! This dimension is so boring! - Sure! - Yeah! BOTH: # Going into Portal-land, teenage boys are holding hands # Messed-up twins secret handshake [laughs.]
PIXIES: Welcome! Welcome to Pixtopia.
In Pixtopia we love everything With our Pixie hearts and our Pixie wings We're friends with every frog we meet Even our bathrooms smell so sweet [high-pitch fart.]
Ahh! They're so small! Here we are! How you gonna Star this one up, Twindy? I already told you, Star, I ain't no twin! Marco Diaz came into this world alone! Alone! [clicks tongue.]
Uhh! Uhh! Uhhhh! PIXIE: Next? - Ow! - Go ahead, Marco.
Pay the nice Pixie.
You guys gonna pitch in for this? I have this flat penny from the state fair? I have this jawbreaker.
But I sorta had plans for it.
Marco, did you forget to bring money, like I did? [chuckles.]
No, as a matter of fact, I brought.
Marco's Emergency Cash Stash This is for the Butterfly account.
I think that should cover it.
And, uh, this is for you.
Go buy yourself some of those thimble-sized shoes.
I'm sorry, sir.
We only accept gold and jewels.
You'll have to work off the bill in the shard mines.
ALL: Shard mines? [buzzer.]
[screaming.]
Next? [screaming.]
[all grunt.]
Aaaaaah! - Hey, guys.
- Wow, Marco, I could not have Starred that one better up myself.
Like I was supposed to know to bring jewels.
Welcome to the shard mines.
[yelling.]
Now get to pickin'! I, uh, I'm sure this was all just a big misunder Wha whoa! - Jeez! - Now what? Don't worry, Twindy.
I got this.
Strawberry Annihilation! [buzzer.]
Strawberry [buzzer.]
Straw [buzzer.]
[chuckles.]
Nice try, blondie.
These mines block magic.
Okay, you want some of this? Let's go, little man! Whoa, easy, Star.
Okay, sir, I'm sure we can work this out.
See, this is the Princess of Mewni, Star Butterfly.
- Her dad has connections.
- And I'm King Fergon! Yeah, yeah.
And I'm the Duchess of Daisyland.
Ooh! Pleased to meet you, Duchess of Daisyland.
No, the pleasure's all mine, King Fergon! Take him away! Uh-oh.
Ahh! Hey, wait! [muffled.]
Oohhh! Guys, help! [Ferguson sobbing.]
Empress, this prisoner was disobedient.
He looks delicious.
- Eh? - Are you a king? Uh this is a plunger.
- Tell me.
Are you betrothed? - Yes.
What is betrothed? [giggling.]
- Oh, such wit! - Whoa whoa whoa.
Are you, um - Are you, like, into me? - Oh, big-time.
Wow.
Wow! [chuckles.]
All right! - So, ya think you can let my friends - Mwah.
[coughing.]
Looks like your friend's getting a bad case of Pixie lung.
This is crazy! We have to find a way out of here and save Ferguson! Sorry, there's no way out, - not that I've seen - What about that mine cart? - But that's the bathroom.
- Like fried eggs.
- Come on! - Guards! Seize them! [music.]
I've never met anyone with such beautiful, soft, excess skin.
[laughing.]
Oh, yes! I try not to move around too much.
[screaming.]
[screaming.]
Hey! You should watch where you're going! You watch where you're going! ALL: Uhh! [all gasp.]
[chain saw buzzing.]
Hey! I was just about to come rescue you guys! Ferguson! I was so worried! Yeah, turns out they worship me here.
And check out my new girlfriend.
That's right, I did, I said "girlfriend.
" He calls me Sugar Wings.
[giggles.]
I am so happy you guys are here.
You're just in time for my wedding! [Wedding March plays.]
Are you two ready to swear your undying love for each other? MARCO: Don't! This is crazy! Ferguson, think about this! You're not ready for this kind of commitment! You're only fourteen! You still paint a face on your stomach and make it talk! He has a point.
Empress, you're an amazing flying Pixie lady and you're really cool.
But I didn't really think this through.
I'm sorry.
I can't marry you.
Hmm.
- Guards, kill them all.
- Aah! [music.]
[screams.]
Aayyahh! [screams.]
Fly free, little Ferg! And I am saving you for later.
Yaahh! Yaahh! Winter Storm Hyperblow! Let's go! - EMPRESS: No! I haven't killed you yet! - Rainbow Fly Trap! Ugh.
I still think you're cool! Ohh.
He was out of my league anyway.
That's it.
I'm switching service providers.
Yeah, good call.
Star, I feel bad.
I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love.
Maybe we are mess-up twins.
Oh, Marco.
That Pixie didn't love Ferguson.
- She just wanted to eat him.
- Really? And let's be honest, Ferguson does look "delicious.
" [both laugh.]
Yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? And where's Alfonzo? You may now kiss the bride.
[spectators cheer.]
Yay! I will make a great Pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical.
Hmm? [music.]
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something, cuz I been through outer space I think it suits me, it's just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I could call this place home
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension It's gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time! I ain't from round here I'm from another Whoo-hoo! Yea-ah! I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-pu-uuhh! It's gonna get a little weird gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension! [music.]
Mom, don't tell me what to do I don't have to listen to you I don't have to follow your rules I'm gonna live in my car at the school, hey hey [keyboard solo.]
[school bell rings.]
Star! Time to go.
You got some paint or something.
Right here.
- Marco, this is not paint.
- Well, looks like you got another heart.
Quiet, Marco.
This is serious! I think I'm going through mewberty.
- Waaaahh.
- Well, okay.
Uh, mewberty.
[chuckles.]
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
We have a similar thing here on Earth.
Don't confuse this with your Earth things, Marco! I'm from Mewni! [whispers.]
This is gonna get really weird.
You gotta keep me away from boys! Wait a second Marco's a boy.
[nervous chuckle.]
When you say things are gonna get weird, do you mean typical Star weird or, like, destroy-the-school weird? - Destroy-the-school.
- That's what I was worried about.
Let's get you home.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Okay, here comes a boy.
You got this.
You got this.
Avert your eyes.
Avert your eyes.
Marco, I don't think this is such a good ideaaahhh Hmm.
Huh? - My turn.
- Whoa.
Okay, let's go.
BOTH: Whooooaaahhhh! I'm stuck.
- Um, let me help.
- No! Your little boy hands are part of the problem! Isn't there some way I can help? Maybe there's something in your book of spells that can stop this.
- STAR: Maybe.
- I'll go home and get it.
It's not at home! I gave it to Ferguson! - Why? - I lost a bet, okay? Do you want to help me or not? Okay, but we gotta talk about that betting thing later.
[all speaking Spanish.]
Ferg.
Ferg! I need Star's book of spells.
Lo siento, Señor Marco.
Solo puedo hablarte en Español.
Where is Star's book? No no no.
Se pronuncia "libro.
" Libro.
- Where is Star's libro? - Muy bien.
- Mi dio el libro a Janna.
- You gave it to Janna?! Ohh! De nada.
Ohh.
That's better.
[school bell rings.]
[gasps.]
Oh no.
[chatter.]
No no no no no no no! [bell rings.]
- Huh.
That wasn't so bad.
- MAN: All right, boys, we're gonna do our warm-up out here today.
Pool's been compromised.
Poop.
It was poop.
Somebody pooped in the pool.
Okay, let's get to it.
[joints crack.]
[shudders.]
Ohh.
Hey, you guys want to see a dead possum? - Um, no, thank you.
- Um [laughs.]
I'm just messin' with ya.
Seriously, check this out.
- Tada! - Awesome! What is it? We can do all kinds of witchy stuff with this thang.
- Can we use it to get my parents to stop fighting? - Totally.
- Gimme that! - Let's get outta here! I've been looking all over for this! Now that you found your little book, let's make some magic with it.
I don't need your help, Jenna! - Thank you.
- Whatever.
You'll need me soon enough, Marco, 'cause I got your house keys.
Arggh.
Gotta stay focused.
Mewberty, mewberty, mewberty This doesn't make any sense! Isn't there a glossary in this thing? Did someone say Glossaryck? - Wha? - 'Cause that's me.
Sir Glossaryck of terms.
- At your service, milady.
- Uh, I'm not a milady.
Coulda fooled me.
Goodbye.
- No! - This book is not for the likes of you! Magical princesses only! This isn't for me! I'm trying to find a spell for Star! [laughs.]
Ah, Star Butterfly.
- What's wrong with her? - She says she's got mewberty.
I usually don't make exceptions, but maybe we can work something out.
- Pudding.
- What?! - I want pudding.
- Pudding? Corrrrrrect.
High schools have excellent pudding.
- Pudding.
- Ehh [music blares on earbuds.]
[creepy music.]
Boy Boy [rattling.]
[banging.]
All right.
Here's your pudding.
- Ahhhh - What are you doing? You've got to feed me, of course.
Pudding doesn't eat itself.
Ahhh.
Its You got it all stuck in your beard.
[chatter.]
[creepy music.]
Whoa! [crackling.]
Boy So you said Star is going through - [burps.]
mewberty? - How do I make it stop? - Well, can't stop it.
- That's not an option.
It'll be over soon.
Star should be back to normal by, uh three-fifty-seven P.
M - or she won't.
- She won't what? - Be back to normal.
- That's it? Th-There's nothing I can do? - Ahhh - It's empty.
You ate it all.
Scrape the sides! - Now talk.
- Look, kid, nature is like a runaway dump truck - hot, fast, and full of garbage.
- What? Nature cannot be stopped.
That is all.
There has to be more you can tell me than that! [laughs.]
Of course there is.
- But then, you're out of pudding.
- BOY: No!!! [sighs.]
Thanks for nothing.
[creepy music.]
Uhh.
Whaaaaat? Hey.
You gotta get us out of here.
[boy whimpering.]
Aaaah! What the? Star? Star, you gotta get ahold of yourself.
You're scaring everyone.
[whimpering.]
Aaah! - I said, stop! - Now she's mad.
[whimpers.]
Ow! [distant music.]
- Oskar.
- Oh no.
Why don't you clean your room, Mom? I don't like your boyfriend, Mom [all scream.]
Whoo.
Whoa! Whaa! [screaming.]
You're making things worse! [distant music continues.]
[sighs.]
Goodbye, Star.
[beeping.]
[beeping stops.]
[crash.]
Whaaah! What's up? - Star! - Ohhh You came back! [flapping.]
What was that? Aaaahhh! Look, Marco! I got my mewberty wings! - Does that mean you can fly? - Let's test it out.
Whaa! - Ahhh - Whee-hee-hee! Nope.
[laughter.]
Another one.
Another one! Awright, awright, awright.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, call anyone.
MIRROR: Calling anyone.
[all giggling.]
- Uh, hello? - Greetings! I am King Fergon of Fergustan.
[chuckling.]
- Would you care for some treasure? - Uh, is this a joke? Okay, here's my booty! 'Cause I don't really think you're doing the joke right.
Ferguson, you're supposed to moon him.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- I don't have time for this.
[all laughing.]
- Hilarious! - Hey, what are you guys doing? - Making crank calls! - Join the party! - Awesome! - Mirror, mirror, call someone else! I'm sorry, but you have exceeded your minutes.
Your mirror service has been temporarily suspended.
Please visit our office in Pixtopia to settle your bill.
[chuckles.]
Ohh! No! What if my mom tries to call me? She's gonna freak! Ohh.
Sorry, Star.
That's my bad.
- The calls were totally my idea.
- Marco, you messed up! Now you're just like me.
Yeeess.
What? No! I-I made one mistake.
You sure "Starred" this whole thing up.
How's it feel? Not bad, right? Oh, Marco, now we can be mess-up twins! What?! Man, I ain't no twin! I'm I'm I'm Marco Diaz, only child.
Where are your scissors? Let's go pay your bill.
[gasping.]
BOTH: You gotta take us with you! This dimension is so boring! - Sure! - Yeah! BOTH: # Going into Portal-land, teenage boys are holding hands # Messed-up twins secret handshake [laughs.]
PIXIES: Welcome! Welcome to Pixtopia.
In Pixtopia we love everything With our Pixie hearts and our Pixie wings We're friends with every frog we meet Even our bathrooms smell so sweet [high-pitch fart.]
Ahh! They're so small! Here we are! How you gonna Star this one up, Twindy? I already told you, Star, I ain't no twin! Marco Diaz came into this world alone! Alone! [clicks tongue.]
Uhh! Uhh! Uhhhh! PIXIE: Next? - Ow! - Go ahead, Marco.
Pay the nice Pixie.
You guys gonna pitch in for this? I have this flat penny from the state fair? I have this jawbreaker.
But I sorta had plans for it.
Marco, did you forget to bring money, like I did? [chuckles.]
No, as a matter of fact, I brought.
Marco's Emergency Cash Stash This is for the Butterfly account.
I think that should cover it.
And, uh, this is for you.
Go buy yourself some of those thimble-sized shoes.
I'm sorry, sir.
We only accept gold and jewels.
You'll have to work off the bill in the shard mines.
ALL: Shard mines? [buzzer.]
[screaming.]
Next? [screaming.]
[all grunt.]
Aaaaaah! - Hey, guys.
- Wow, Marco, I could not have Starred that one better up myself.
Like I was supposed to know to bring jewels.
Welcome to the shard mines.
[yelling.]
Now get to pickin'! I, uh, I'm sure this was all just a big misunder Wha whoa! - Jeez! - Now what? Don't worry, Twindy.
I got this.
Strawberry Annihilation! [buzzer.]
Strawberry [buzzer.]
Straw [buzzer.]
[chuckles.]
Nice try, blondie.
These mines block magic.
Okay, you want some of this? Let's go, little man! Whoa, easy, Star.
Okay, sir, I'm sure we can work this out.
See, this is the Princess of Mewni, Star Butterfly.
- Her dad has connections.
- And I'm King Fergon! Yeah, yeah.
And I'm the Duchess of Daisyland.
Ooh! Pleased to meet you, Duchess of Daisyland.
No, the pleasure's all mine, King Fergon! Take him away! Uh-oh.
Ahh! Hey, wait! [muffled.]
Oohhh! Guys, help! [Ferguson sobbing.]
Empress, this prisoner was disobedient.
He looks delicious.
- Eh? - Are you a king? Uh this is a plunger.
- Tell me.
Are you betrothed? - Yes.
What is betrothed? [giggling.]
- Oh, such wit! - Whoa whoa whoa.
Are you, um - Are you, like, into me? - Oh, big-time.
Wow.
Wow! [chuckles.]
All right! - So, ya think you can let my friends - Mwah.
[coughing.]
Looks like your friend's getting a bad case of Pixie lung.
This is crazy! We have to find a way out of here and save Ferguson! Sorry, there's no way out, - not that I've seen - What about that mine cart? - But that's the bathroom.
- Like fried eggs.
- Come on! - Guards! Seize them! [music.]
I've never met anyone with such beautiful, soft, excess skin.
[laughing.]
Oh, yes! I try not to move around too much.
[screaming.]
[screaming.]
Hey! You should watch where you're going! You watch where you're going! ALL: Uhh! [all gasp.]
[chain saw buzzing.]
Hey! I was just about to come rescue you guys! Ferguson! I was so worried! Yeah, turns out they worship me here.
And check out my new girlfriend.
That's right, I did, I said "girlfriend.
" He calls me Sugar Wings.
[giggles.]
I am so happy you guys are here.
You're just in time for my wedding! [Wedding March plays.]
Are you two ready to swear your undying love for each other? MARCO: Don't! This is crazy! Ferguson, think about this! You're not ready for this kind of commitment! You're only fourteen! You still paint a face on your stomach and make it talk! He has a point.
Empress, you're an amazing flying Pixie lady and you're really cool.
But I didn't really think this through.
I'm sorry.
I can't marry you.
Hmm.
- Guards, kill them all.
- Aah! [music.]
[screams.]
Aayyahh! [screams.]
Fly free, little Ferg! And I am saving you for later.
Yaahh! Yaahh! Winter Storm Hyperblow! Let's go! - EMPRESS: No! I haven't killed you yet! - Rainbow Fly Trap! Ugh.
I still think you're cool! Ohh.
He was out of my league anyway.
That's it.
I'm switching service providers.
Yeah, good call.
Star, I feel bad.
I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love.
Maybe we are mess-up twins.
Oh, Marco.
That Pixie didn't love Ferguson.
- She just wanted to eat him.
- Really? And let's be honest, Ferguson does look "delicious.
" [both laugh.]
Yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? And where's Alfonzo? You may now kiss the bride.
[spectators cheer.]
Yay! I will make a great Pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical.
Hmm? [music.]
I think Earth is a pretty great place That's saying something, cuz I been through outer space I think it suits me, it's just my style I think I'm gonna stay a little while I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat I'm really thinking I could call this place home