The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e06 Episode Script
Never Koop a Koopa
It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Two straight weeks of rain!
Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom is
gonna float away if this doesn't
stop soon!
Yeah, but the storm outside the
house is nothin' compared to the
one inside!
Mario, turn that racket back
down!
Can't you see I'm tryin' to
read!
Well, I want to listen to music!
This record's hot! Huh?
There! Now it's even hotter!
That was my favorite record!
Serves you right for the time
you busted my favorite wrench!
Oohhhhh, I hate it when you do
that!
Hey, guys! Chill out, will ya?
It's being cooped up that's
making ya' crazy!
Toad's right! Whatever happened
to Super Mario Brotherly love?
Brothers are good-for-nothing
Garbanzo beans!
Well, my brother certainly is!
As a matter of fact, I wish I
didn't even have a brother!
Oh yeah?! Then consider yourself
de-brotherized!
Yeh, well farewell, exbrother!
Luigi, it's really wet out
there!
You better take your frog suit!
Eh, forget it!
Somebody better go after Luigi!
Yeah! It's not a fit night out
for man nor mushroom!
I guess I'll have to go --he is
my brother!
Even if that hammer head can be
more trouble than a flooded
basement!
Mario! Take your frog suit!
Looks like my brilliant new
invention "The Power Shower"
is a Koopa-colossal success!
I make it rain on the surface of
the Mushroom Kingdom.
And flush out the gold coins
floating in the Underground Pipe
World
so I can collect them here in
this underground dungeon!
Isn't that Rich!
AAAH OOOH!
Hey, smarty-pants!
Your Power Shower's sprung a
leak!
Well, don't just stand there
Kooky -- fix it!
I'm a mad genius, not a plumber!
Then we'll have to koop-nap a
pipe-patchin' expert.
get me one of the Mario
Brothers!
There you are, you former
brother!
I been lookin' all over for you!
Oh, yeah who asked ya faucet
face?!
Ooooohhhhh, how many times do I
have to tell ya not to do that!
I've got the Mario Bros. on the
Koopascope, King Dad!
How should we decide which one
to Koop-nap?
Eh, flip a gold coin?
Don't be ridiculous Kooky!
We'll choose the scientific way!
Eeenie-meanie-miney-moe! I Koop
YOU Mario!
Say no more, Kooper-Dooper Dad!
Just watch me do my nasty stuff!
I'll catch that faucet-face with
another of my nifty gizmos - the
Plumber-Pole!
Oh yeah?!
You don't even know enough to
wear a frog suit out in the wetl
I don't need a frog suit!!
Hey, where'd this hook and
line come from?
It's not fishin' season!
Now a big jerk for that big
plumber Jerk!
Jeez, Mario's been caught like a
catfish
and is gettin' pulled into a
Warp Zone!
Uh-oh! A Pipe World! I'm going
down the drain!
AAH!! OH!!
It worked, my evil daddy-o
Mario's our prisoner!
Kooky, you're so bad, I'm proud
to be your Dad!
Looks like I'm plumber outta
luck!
Fix your own leaky plumbing, you
Koopa-crackpots!
I'll never help you!
Wanna bet, pipe-squeak?!
We have the power to make you do
anything we want,
thanks to my latest genius
invention
The Lame-Brainer!
Nice try, Koopa! But it's gonna
take a lot more than this silly
party hat to make me.
Koop-Masters, your wish is my
command!
I'm so smart! He's plumbersputty
in our hands!
Quit patting yourself on the
back Kooky!
Put him to the ultimate test!
d all around scrumptious bowl of
pasta!
Mmmmmm! I'm starving!
But Mario You hate pasta!
Ewwwwww! I hate pasta! YUCK!
Koop-tastic!
Now make him fix that leak
before we're up to our snouts in
water!
Ooohhh, I hate it when my
toot-sies-wootsies get wet!
Mm, looks like I'm gonna have to
try and save that bilgebrained
brother of mine!
Him and his dumb advice about
wearing a frog suittt!
Ah!
Hey that oughta hold those
fish-breath foes!
Now to rescue Mario!
There, my Koop-Masters! The leak
in the Power Shower is fixed!
Whoaa!
Ooof!
It's Luigi!
What's that clogclearin'
clodhopper doing here?
Hey, you two rancid reptiles!
What've you done to my brother!?
We've turned him into our slave,
thanks to my superkooper
invention!
And here's the proof!
Mario! Smash! Crush! Pound!
Destroy that frog-faced brother
of yours!
Yes, Koop-Master!
Mario, stop! Don't you know who
I am?! It's Luigi!
Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!
Mama mia, somehow I gotta make
Mario remember I'm his brother!
Mario, think of all the fun we
had as kids -all the drains we
unclogged!
Remember the time you lost your
favorite screw driver and I gave
you one of mine!
I'll get that frog!
Oh boy, looks like I'm gonna
have to try another approach!
I hate it when you do that!
Heh, you all right, brother?
Fine as a new faucet, thanks to
you, brother!
Glad to see you took my advice
about wearing a frog suit!
Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop
where it counts!
Your wish is my command,
Mario-Masters!
Kooky! What are you doin'?!
I'm your Dear old King-Dad!
Wwouaa!
Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!
WWOOOOAAAA!!!!!
Hey, nice goin', brother!
Same to you, brother!
Thanks to you, Mario and Luigi,
the Power-Shower has been
dis-mantled and all the gold
coins have been returned
to the Pipe World where they
belong!
Way to go, plumber-dudes!
Yeh and best of all,
Mario and I have agreed to never
to fight again!
That's right! And besides, that
argument was all my fault.
Well, I beg your pardon,
brother, but I think the
argument was all my fault!
No, brother, it was all mine
I insist it was all my fault,
brother!
well, I insist it was all mine,
brother!
Brothers! You can't live with
'em, you can't live without em!
Ahhhhhhh! ! !!
Oh it's gonna get her, Mario! I
can't look! Huh?
If I'd known you were gonna get
this excited,
I'd never brought this Real
World TV into the Mushroom
Kingdom.
Ahhhhhhh!!!
Yeesh, don't panic, lady. Call
Mighty Plumber!
I-I'll call Mighty Plumber!
Help me, Mighty PIumber, please!
We will return to The Adventures
of Mighty Plumber after these
messages.
Gosh, Mario. Do ya think Mighty
Plumber will save the lady from
the monster?
Count on it, Luigi. Our hero
always gets his clog!
Grrrrrrr! Grunttt!! Ergggh! ! !
Hey, look. King Dad's doin'
aerobic exercises to get in
shape for more badness.
Great idea!
Grrrr. Grunnt! Ergggh!!
Oh Oof Ow.
Knock it off, knuckleheads!
I'm not doing exercises.
I'm having a temper tantrum.
Hey King-Pop. What're we havin'
a tantrum about?
Because I just found the map
need to rob the "Royal Coin
Treasury of Pipeland.
And everytime I try to steal
something, the Mario Brothers
stop me.
I gotta come up with a plan to
get rid of them!
King Dad! King Dad!
Come quick and see..
what Cheatsy's doin'!
Why buy toys in a store when ya
can cheat and zap 'em outta the
TV?!
Yea, Cheatsy! Yea!
How can I come up with a
brilliant plan to get rid of the
Mario Brothers with all this
going on?
And now back to The Adventures
of Mighty Plumber!
Ahhhhhh!!!! Hellllpppp!!!
Mighty Plumber to the rescue!
Faster than a speeding plunger!
More powerful than a pipe
wrench!
Able to snag disgusting Drain
Clogs with a flick of the wrist.
My hero!
Mighty Plumber! That's it!
I'll trick him into sending the
Mario Brothers right down the
drain!
Mighty Plumber. Have I got a job
for you.
You'll have to make an
appointment.
I have a leaky kitchen to fix.
Ah she can wait. This is an
emergency.
Two "evil little plumbers" are
trying to steal Pipeland's coin
treasury!
You gotta help me bring the gold
coins back to
my Kastle where they'll be safe
from those thieves.
Have no fear!
Mighty Plumber will teach them
that grime never pays.
Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the
blink.
Oh no!
We're gonna miss the part where
Mighty Plumber saves
the lady from the flooding
kitchen. Whooah.
"Robbing Pipeland Treasury. Dare
you to stop me. Your enemy. King
Koopa!"
Whooo, this is terrible.
Right. We can't let King Koopa
cop all those gold coins.
No, I mean missing the rest of
this week's Mighty Plumber
adventure.
But what we did see was an
inspiration!
Now we can do our best
to stop Koopa,
just like Mighty Plumber would!
This is entrance to the
underground" "Maze of Pipes"
where the treasury is hidden.
Can you get it open?
Through muck, sweat and slime,
Mighty Plumber does it with no
overtime!
Aagh!
Eh I think I'll wait outside!
Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber
conned!
I wonder what I'll buy with all
those gold coins.
An ocean liner. A Koopa DeVille.
I'm afraid all your plans have
just hit a clog!
Whoah!
Tell that to my new partner!
Oh,Mighty Plumber! Those nasty
thieving plumbers are here!
Mighty Plumber!!! Whoah!
My idol. Oh, wow! He's here in
person. Ha ha ha.
Hey, can I have your autograph?
Traitor!
If you're busy, I can wait.
You've disgraced our profession!
Ah
They're crooks, Mighty Plumber!
Get 'em!
Mighty Plumber wait! You're our
hero.
We brought a TV set from
Brooklyn so we could watch your
show!
Whooo.
A plumber's snake!
Aim it up there!
Mighty Plumber fell for my
phoney story!
This is goin' great!
Whoooaaa
I've snagged them this time!
Quit gaping.
We gotta find the Pipeland
Treasury
and move the coins to my Kastle
before these two can steal 'em!
We've got to find Mighty Plumber
and make him see his mistake.
Koopa's fire message said he was
gonna rob the Treasury.
I bet that's where he's taking
Mighty Plumber right now.
Yea, how do we know which way to
go?
Simple as pizza pie. Eenie.
Meenie. Minie. Mario!
C'mon Luigi!
The treasury vault can't be much
further.
I better check the map.
We can't let Mighty Plumber
steal the treasury.
They'll put him in jail. They'll
cancel his TV show.
He can't steal it if we get it
first.
All you gotta do is grab Koopa's
map.
Are you sure your plan will
work?
Trust me.
Come out, I dare ya! Ya Venus
Fire Trap!
And you promised this was a safe
idea!
Whooah!
oops!
Sorry to drop in like this.
Gotta run!
Get him, Mighty Plumber! He
stole my map!
Yeoow!
I'll take that!
Luigi's in trouble!
Ow! Ouch! .
You may have the plunger, but I
got the map!
You don't have it anymore!
Gimme that map.
Look Plurnberprints and
Koopaprints! Come on!
There it is! The Pipeland
treasury vault!
Okay, big guy, break down the
door!
At last! All the gold coins in
Pipeland are mine!
We've sprung a leak!
That's your problem! Those
little plumbers aren't the
thieves. I am!
Hey, come back here!
We tried to tell ya, big guy.
I let that slimy reptile trick
me.
I'm a disgrace to the plumbing
profession.
No you're not, your our hero.
You taught us everything we
know.
Yeah. Like the old
pipebatteringram trick. It's one
of our favorites.
She's gonna blow!!!
Okay fellow Drain Surgeons!
We have a job to do!
The pipe-warp! I'm home free.
Not quite, Koopa!
hat's what you think, sink fink!
He got away!
Come on, Luigi.
Let's make Koopa's escape a real
washout!
I got it! I got it!
Ahh.. Umph!
Whooah, Aagh hey!
Ah! Hey, no fair! Put me, down!
Not until you use your wand to
put Mighty Plumber back in the
TV set.
Okay. Okay. Don't be such a nag.
What about the Pipeland
treasury?
We'll put it where it belongs.
You gotta get back on TV and
save that lady in the kitchen.
Do your thing, Cheatsy.
Just in case you're thinking of
taking Mighty Plumber off the
air again.
Go, Mighty Plumber, go!
Hey, can we pick heroes, or
what?
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Two straight weeks of rain!
Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom is
gonna float away if this doesn't
stop soon!
Yeah, but the storm outside the
house is nothin' compared to the
one inside!
Mario, turn that racket back
down!
Can't you see I'm tryin' to
read!
Well, I want to listen to music!
This record's hot! Huh?
There! Now it's even hotter!
That was my favorite record!
Serves you right for the time
you busted my favorite wrench!
Oohhhhh, I hate it when you do
that!
Hey, guys! Chill out, will ya?
It's being cooped up that's
making ya' crazy!
Toad's right! Whatever happened
to Super Mario Brotherly love?
Brothers are good-for-nothing
Garbanzo beans!
Well, my brother certainly is!
As a matter of fact, I wish I
didn't even have a brother!
Oh yeah?! Then consider yourself
de-brotherized!
Yeh, well farewell, exbrother!
Luigi, it's really wet out
there!
You better take your frog suit!
Eh, forget it!
Somebody better go after Luigi!
Yeah! It's not a fit night out
for man nor mushroom!
I guess I'll have to go --he is
my brother!
Even if that hammer head can be
more trouble than a flooded
basement!
Mario! Take your frog suit!
Looks like my brilliant new
invention "The Power Shower"
is a Koopa-colossal success!
I make it rain on the surface of
the Mushroom Kingdom.
And flush out the gold coins
floating in the Underground Pipe
World
so I can collect them here in
this underground dungeon!
Isn't that Rich!
AAAH OOOH!
Hey, smarty-pants!
Your Power Shower's sprung a
leak!
Well, don't just stand there
Kooky -- fix it!
I'm a mad genius, not a plumber!
Then we'll have to koop-nap a
pipe-patchin' expert.
get me one of the Mario
Brothers!
There you are, you former
brother!
I been lookin' all over for you!
Oh, yeah who asked ya faucet
face?!
Ooooohhhhh, how many times do I
have to tell ya not to do that!
I've got the Mario Bros. on the
Koopascope, King Dad!
How should we decide which one
to Koop-nap?
Eh, flip a gold coin?
Don't be ridiculous Kooky!
We'll choose the scientific way!
Eeenie-meanie-miney-moe! I Koop
YOU Mario!
Say no more, Kooper-Dooper Dad!
Just watch me do my nasty stuff!
I'll catch that faucet-face with
another of my nifty gizmos - the
Plumber-Pole!
Oh yeah?!
You don't even know enough to
wear a frog suit out in the wetl
I don't need a frog suit!!
Hey, where'd this hook and
line come from?
It's not fishin' season!
Now a big jerk for that big
plumber Jerk!
Jeez, Mario's been caught like a
catfish
and is gettin' pulled into a
Warp Zone!
Uh-oh! A Pipe World! I'm going
down the drain!
AAH!! OH!!
It worked, my evil daddy-o
Mario's our prisoner!
Kooky, you're so bad, I'm proud
to be your Dad!
Looks like I'm plumber outta
luck!
Fix your own leaky plumbing, you
Koopa-crackpots!
I'll never help you!
Wanna bet, pipe-squeak?!
We have the power to make you do
anything we want,
thanks to my latest genius
invention
The Lame-Brainer!
Nice try, Koopa! But it's gonna
take a lot more than this silly
party hat to make me.
Koop-Masters, your wish is my
command!
I'm so smart! He's plumbersputty
in our hands!
Quit patting yourself on the
back Kooky!
Put him to the ultimate test!
d all around scrumptious bowl of
pasta!
Mmmmmm! I'm starving!
But Mario You hate pasta!
Ewwwwww! I hate pasta! YUCK!
Koop-tastic!
Now make him fix that leak
before we're up to our snouts in
water!
Ooohhh, I hate it when my
toot-sies-wootsies get wet!
Mm, looks like I'm gonna have to
try and save that bilgebrained
brother of mine!
Him and his dumb advice about
wearing a frog suittt!
Ah!
Hey that oughta hold those
fish-breath foes!
Now to rescue Mario!
There, my Koop-Masters! The leak
in the Power Shower is fixed!
Whoaa!
Ooof!
It's Luigi!
What's that clogclearin'
clodhopper doing here?
Hey, you two rancid reptiles!
What've you done to my brother!?
We've turned him into our slave,
thanks to my superkooper
invention!
And here's the proof!
Mario! Smash! Crush! Pound!
Destroy that frog-faced brother
of yours!
Yes, Koop-Master!
Mario, stop! Don't you know who
I am?! It's Luigi!
Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!
Mama mia, somehow I gotta make
Mario remember I'm his brother!
Mario, think of all the fun we
had as kids -all the drains we
unclogged!
Remember the time you lost your
favorite screw driver and I gave
you one of mine!
I'll get that frog!
Oh boy, looks like I'm gonna
have to try another approach!
I hate it when you do that!
Heh, you all right, brother?
Fine as a new faucet, thanks to
you, brother!
Glad to see you took my advice
about wearing a frog suit!
Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop
where it counts!
Your wish is my command,
Mario-Masters!
Kooky! What are you doin'?!
I'm your Dear old King-Dad!
Wwouaa!
Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!
WWOOOOAAAA!!!!!
Hey, nice goin', brother!
Same to you, brother!
Thanks to you, Mario and Luigi,
the Power-Shower has been
dis-mantled and all the gold
coins have been returned
to the Pipe World where they
belong!
Way to go, plumber-dudes!
Yeh and best of all,
Mario and I have agreed to never
to fight again!
That's right! And besides, that
argument was all my fault.
Well, I beg your pardon,
brother, but I think the
argument was all my fault!
No, brother, it was all mine
I insist it was all my fault,
brother!
well, I insist it was all mine,
brother!
Brothers! You can't live with
'em, you can't live without em!
Ahhhhhhh! ! !!
Oh it's gonna get her, Mario! I
can't look! Huh?
If I'd known you were gonna get
this excited,
I'd never brought this Real
World TV into the Mushroom
Kingdom.
Ahhhhhhh!!!
Yeesh, don't panic, lady. Call
Mighty Plumber!
I-I'll call Mighty Plumber!
Help me, Mighty PIumber, please!
We will return to The Adventures
of Mighty Plumber after these
messages.
Gosh, Mario. Do ya think Mighty
Plumber will save the lady from
the monster?
Count on it, Luigi. Our hero
always gets his clog!
Grrrrrrr! Grunttt!! Ergggh! ! !
Hey, look. King Dad's doin'
aerobic exercises to get in
shape for more badness.
Great idea!
Grrrr. Grunnt! Ergggh!!
Oh Oof Ow.
Knock it off, knuckleheads!
I'm not doing exercises.
I'm having a temper tantrum.
Hey King-Pop. What're we havin'
a tantrum about?
Because I just found the map
need to rob the "Royal Coin
Treasury of Pipeland.
And everytime I try to steal
something, the Mario Brothers
stop me.
I gotta come up with a plan to
get rid of them!
King Dad! King Dad!
Come quick and see..
what Cheatsy's doin'!
Why buy toys in a store when ya
can cheat and zap 'em outta the
TV?!
Yea, Cheatsy! Yea!
How can I come up with a
brilliant plan to get rid of the
Mario Brothers with all this
going on?
And now back to The Adventures
of Mighty Plumber!
Ahhhhhh!!!! Hellllpppp!!!
Mighty Plumber to the rescue!
Faster than a speeding plunger!
More powerful than a pipe
wrench!
Able to snag disgusting Drain
Clogs with a flick of the wrist.
My hero!
Mighty Plumber! That's it!
I'll trick him into sending the
Mario Brothers right down the
drain!
Mighty Plumber. Have I got a job
for you.
You'll have to make an
appointment.
I have a leaky kitchen to fix.
Ah she can wait. This is an
emergency.
Two "evil little plumbers" are
trying to steal Pipeland's coin
treasury!
You gotta help me bring the gold
coins back to
my Kastle where they'll be safe
from those thieves.
Have no fear!
Mighty Plumber will teach them
that grime never pays.
Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the
blink.
Oh no!
We're gonna miss the part where
Mighty Plumber saves
the lady from the flooding
kitchen. Whooah.
"Robbing Pipeland Treasury. Dare
you to stop me. Your enemy. King
Koopa!"
Whooo, this is terrible.
Right. We can't let King Koopa
cop all those gold coins.
No, I mean missing the rest of
this week's Mighty Plumber
adventure.
But what we did see was an
inspiration!
Now we can do our best
to stop Koopa,
just like Mighty Plumber would!
This is entrance to the
underground" "Maze of Pipes"
where the treasury is hidden.
Can you get it open?
Through muck, sweat and slime,
Mighty Plumber does it with no
overtime!
Aagh!
Eh I think I'll wait outside!
Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber
conned!
I wonder what I'll buy with all
those gold coins.
An ocean liner. A Koopa DeVille.
I'm afraid all your plans have
just hit a clog!
Whoah!
Tell that to my new partner!
Oh,Mighty Plumber! Those nasty
thieving plumbers are here!
Mighty Plumber!!! Whoah!
My idol. Oh, wow! He's here in
person. Ha ha ha.
Hey, can I have your autograph?
Traitor!
If you're busy, I can wait.
You've disgraced our profession!
Ah
They're crooks, Mighty Plumber!
Get 'em!
Mighty Plumber wait! You're our
hero.
We brought a TV set from
Brooklyn so we could watch your
show!
Whooo.
A plumber's snake!
Aim it up there!
Mighty Plumber fell for my
phoney story!
This is goin' great!
Whoooaaa
I've snagged them this time!
Quit gaping.
We gotta find the Pipeland
Treasury
and move the coins to my Kastle
before these two can steal 'em!
We've got to find Mighty Plumber
and make him see his mistake.
Koopa's fire message said he was
gonna rob the Treasury.
I bet that's where he's taking
Mighty Plumber right now.
Yea, how do we know which way to
go?
Simple as pizza pie. Eenie.
Meenie. Minie. Mario!
C'mon Luigi!
The treasury vault can't be much
further.
I better check the map.
We can't let Mighty Plumber
steal the treasury.
They'll put him in jail. They'll
cancel his TV show.
He can't steal it if we get it
first.
All you gotta do is grab Koopa's
map.
Are you sure your plan will
work?
Trust me.
Come out, I dare ya! Ya Venus
Fire Trap!
And you promised this was a safe
idea!
Whooah!
oops!
Sorry to drop in like this.
Gotta run!
Get him, Mighty Plumber! He
stole my map!
Yeoow!
I'll take that!
Luigi's in trouble!
Ow! Ouch! .
You may have the plunger, but I
got the map!
You don't have it anymore!
Gimme that map.
Look Plurnberprints and
Koopaprints! Come on!
There it is! The Pipeland
treasury vault!
Okay, big guy, break down the
door!
At last! All the gold coins in
Pipeland are mine!
We've sprung a leak!
That's your problem! Those
little plumbers aren't the
thieves. I am!
Hey, come back here!
We tried to tell ya, big guy.
I let that slimy reptile trick
me.
I'm a disgrace to the plumbing
profession.
No you're not, your our hero.
You taught us everything we
know.
Yeah. Like the old
pipebatteringram trick. It's one
of our favorites.
She's gonna blow!!!
Okay fellow Drain Surgeons!
We have a job to do!
The pipe-warp! I'm home free.
Not quite, Koopa!
hat's what you think, sink fink!
He got away!
Come on, Luigi.
Let's make Koopa's escape a real
washout!
I got it! I got it!
Ahh.. Umph!
Whooah, Aagh hey!
Ah! Hey, no fair! Put me, down!
Not until you use your wand to
put Mighty Plumber back in the
TV set.
Okay. Okay. Don't be such a nag.
What about the Pipeland
treasury?
We'll put it where it belongs.
You gotta get back on TV and
save that lady in the kitchen.
Do your thing, Cheatsy.
Just in case you're thinking of
taking Mighty Plumber off the
air again.
Go, Mighty Plumber, go!
Hey, can we pick heroes, or
what?