The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

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See, church is so much easier
with snacks, huh?
-Should we get some grapes too?
-Yeah.
- Hey, babe?
- Yeah?
Do I need to bring down some diapers?
Yes.
Oh, let's get our coloring pads.
So, here's his little face.
See his little profile.
Look at his cheeks.
He's starting to get some chunky cheeks.
Oh, maybe we'll have a chubby baby.
How are you guys?
We're at Jessi's salon today
to get our hair done.
It's honestly so nice
having a best friend that owns a salon
because I take full advantage of the fact
that I don't have to wash
my hair on my own.
Oh, Jessi,
are you not washing us today?
I'm not doing the service,
unfortunately.
- Get your ass up and work.
- And work, bitch.
It's great to get together.
But I don't think anyone has heard
from Whitney since Layla's divorce party.
I could tell that she was upset
because of what Jessi said to her.
I think the problem
with this group
is we're all saying things
behind each other's back
and you think someone's your friend
and they're really not.
Because I'm telling you,
every single person in our group
has said something about you.
-Have you talked to her at all or no?
-No.
I'm really happy that
Whitney came to the event
because I want the group
to just be happy and whole.
And so, I'm glad she came to, like,
try to make amends with Jessi.
MomTok just wouldn't be
MomTok without Whitney.
It's so much easier to just be like,
"Hey, you were a bitch.
Let's talk.
This bothered me."
Find common ground.
Figure it out. Move on!
Yeah, she hasn't blocked me yet, so.
Wait, she blocked you?
Let me check to see if she blocked me.
She didn't, she didn't block me,
but she unfollowed all of us.
- No!
- No, she did not.
Except you.
-She did not.
-No, she didn't.
She left the group message.
She unfollowed us on Instagram.
It's actually ridiculous.
- She unfollowed me again?
- No, she did not.
Did she not tell you that she did that?
No, that's why I didn't believe you guys.
I am absolutely shocked that
Whitney unfollowed everyone.
Even more so, I am so surprised
she didn't tell me at least
that she was gonna do that.
To be honest, I know she's impulsive,
but I've never seen her this impulsive
in my entire friendship with her.
I'm like, "Sorry, are we in high school?"
- Grow up!
- We're grown-ass adults! We're mothers!
Unfollow?
But is she gonna just not talk to us?
I have no idea
what she's gonna do, honestly, but--
We've got a lotta stuff goin' on--
I don't even wanna talk about it.
- Why are we even giving it any thought?
- I mean, true that.
She's probably getting off to us
just sitting here talking about her.
No, this is an act and I'm over it.
-I'm so sick of it.
-I'm over it.
Bye, bitch.
Hallelujah ♪
Listen up ♪
I'm the one you've been dreaming of ♪
I've got everything
you could ever want ♪
Try me and you'll see
I'll bring you to your knees ♪
Baby, you're gonna believe ♪
Lead us not into temptation ♪
Lead us not into temptation ♪
Temptation ♪
♪♪
I'm here to shake it up ♪
You best get out of my way ♪
Oh, hi!
This is a full-on, like, studio!
I am so excited
to bring all the girls together tonight.
I am hosting a party in honor of something
we are saying goodbye to.
And I'm really excited to see
all of their reactions.
- Do you always have drinks?
- So, we have mocktails.
- Alcohol-free. Love it.
- Alcohol-free.
But I named them all.
And then, this is the activity.
We're gonna be painting
and then I have snacks.
"The Pink Pussy". Okay.
The names of these
are hilarious and disgusting.
Labia Licious, Peach on the Beach,
and then we've got Pink Pussy.
Makes me wanna throw up in my mouth.
Stop it, I'm dead.
Wow.
If you guys can choose an easel,
this is what you're gonna be painting.
I want you to put creativity, passion.
I want you to pretend
that you are Michelangelo, 'kay?
MomTok is all about sisterhood
and femininity,
and I thought it would be really fun
to have a party that
really leaned into that.
- It's a vagina.
- Vagina!
Yes, you guys win!
Oh, yeah.
Has a mustache.
Is this sex educational
or what subject--
- This is. This is health class.
- Okay.
So, the reason we're gonna do this
is because, on Monday,
I'm getting a labiaplasty.
And they're cutting it all off
Okay.
tightening it back up,
getting a mommy makeover.
- Wow.
- I know.
A labiaplasty basically takes
the inside of your vagina,
the material that's
a little more sensitive,
and tucks it up inside.
Pregnancy kind of pushes it out
and mine decided to stay there.
And now, after having two kids,
even though, physically,
I feel like I look back to normal,
there are things that
will never be the same.
I thought it would be cute
if you guys each drew
what your perfect vagina looks like
to give me inspo.
And it should be fun!
Why did we get all the boring colors?
Shoot, I can't remember
what my vagina looks like.
- I know. Just google it.
- I might have to--
You're like,
"Let me go in the bathroom real quick."
I have gotten my boobs done three times
and now I'm getting my cookie redone.
Can't wear yoga pants right now
'cause they just like, you know?
Like a camel toe?
Yes, but, like, my meat curtains, they
just hang low. Like, they're just like--
What the hell is a meat curtain?
Is that not the term?
Is that not the medical--
Like, your lips!
I've noticed a big difference down there
to the point where it's uncomfortable.
So, they're basically
cutting off that extra meat
and making it so my lips
are just nice and perfect again.
Extra meat, I'm gonna make a sandwich
with that.
I'm excited to get this done immediately
because I am also planning a girls' trip
for us to go to Vegas
for Layla's birthday.
So, it's the perfect time to do it.
Ooh, gold!
Heh-- Ooh, that's for the clit.
Gold pussy!
Since Whitney started
unfollowing all of us,
she's not coming to Vegas,
and I think we have a good chance
of it just being a good time.
I'm excited but also a little nervous.
Vegas isn't a typical place
where I feel like LDS people like to go.
It's just partying, drinking, gambling,
which are things that typical members
don't do on a daily basis.
Maybe behind closed doors.
But I'm just buckling up
and hoping for the best.
We definitely need a redo
of the girls' trip
since the last one was a disaster.
-You're being a bitch.
-What the fuck are you talking about?
That's the way you're gonna be,
that's not a friend.
Did you not just call
Taylor "white trash"?
Do you want me
to whip out my pussy right now
so you can see that it's pink?
Yes.
Do you guys have a name for your schlong?
- For, for my guy's?
- Yeah.
No. Do you?
I'm shocked you don't.
Call him Poncho.
-"Poncho."
-"Poncho."
Ooh.
For the whitest man ever.
Poncho.
That is so funny.
Knit him a poncho.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I'm ready
to get this show on the road.
This is Mother Vulva.
It's definitely your time
of the month in this one.
I love it.
-Mine.
-Aw.
She's cute but she does
what she's supposed to do, you know?
-Okay, this is Strawgina.
-Oh, my God!
- She's very sweet.
- That actually looks really good.
I think everyone should love their yoni.
So, meet Lil' Pookie.
Oh, my gosh.
You've all seen her
a time or two before,
so this should look familiar.
I have loved nothing more than
getting together with these women
and just having so much fun, laughter --
It's just the best medicine.
It really is.
And I'm excited to just
have fun as a group again,
especially before Taylor's baby gets here
and things change.
- This is Candy.
- Oh, we did the same thing!
- What? Did we?
- No, literally.
-Oh, my God.
-Candy.
-No.
-Weird.
- Power of the pussy.
- Woo-hoo!
♪♪
- Hey.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- Cold. How are you?
- Good.
- Good.
You're getting bigger.
I know.
I'm about to pop any day now.
Where's Dakota?
Um, he did not want to come.
So, his loss.
What's going on?
Same shit, different day.
Dakota's supposed to be here with me,
but we got in another argument, again.
At this point,
I'm just feeling extremely frustrated
because it is the same things
we are fighting about.
I've been honest that I'm not ready
because I'm scared something else
is gonna come out, but do you blame me?
- I get what you're saying--
- You don't get it
'cause that's what
we still fight about.
You weren't my girlfriend.
What did you expect me to think?
-Three days before. You fucked someone--
-But how you're treating me is insane.
I found out,
and then you go lie and hook up.
And I just feel that
I'm in such a vulnerable, sensitive spot.
I'm almost nine months pregnant
and I'm weeks away from delivering.
The fact that he's able to continue
to still argue and bicker
with me at this moment
is just frustrating.
Maybe this isn't the right time
to go to Vegas.
He's like, "I want you to give in to me.
I want you to surrender."
Why would I surrender?
I don't even trust you.
Yeah.
There's definitely pressure
in the Mormon community
of getting married, especially when
you get pregnant out of wedlock.
For Dakota, like,
"You're pregnant with my child
and you're still
are not giving me the yes."
So, in his head,
if a child won't, what will?
I'm scared of marriage,
and that's just the truth of it.
I think it's frustrating to him
and I think it makes him want it more
that I don't want it.
It's sad, but maybe true.
Call him on your phone.
I'll talk. I'll say--
Okay, good, 'cause I don't wanna talk.
He's not gonna answer.
- He'll answer.
- No, he won't.
Hey, uh,
this is Dakota. I'm not here right now.
He texted me,
"I'm not gonna answer."
Say, "Okay, I'm going into labor,"
and then he'll call you back
and then you don't--
Text him that.
Say, "I'm going into labor."
"I think I'm going into labor. Your loss."
-Oh, he's calling me.
-Answer it.
- You're answering--
- I know, just answer it. I'll talk.
I'm scared for you.
Dakota.
Oh, my God.
Why aren't you answering
the phone when you're--
Dude, is Taylor going into labor or not?
I don't know. I'm trying to call you
and you not even answering.
What, what--
That's not cool.
And you kn-- you know the story,
The Boy Who Cried Wolf, right?
Yes, but I-I'm only doing this today.
Oh. Okay. Okay.
I just wanna make sure
you know that story.
Yeah, and you, you should be here.
Hey, well, that's your daughter's fault.
She didn't want me to go,
so why would I go?
Well, I wanted you to come here.
I wanted to talk to you guys.
Both of you need to
It doesn't matter.
I'm all i-- I'm all in at least, Liann.
It's, like, I'm sorry.
I just am.
Like, you know it too.
I'm all in so
I-- There's only so much
I can do with that.
It's not about just
you and Taylor anymore.
And I-I, and I tell
Taylor this just as much.
It's about your baby.
And you gu-- need to do things,
you know, for your baby
and try to work on your relationship,
and your family, and everything
that comes with having a kid.
I've been busting my ass.
I've literally been trying to show Taylor
over and over that I'm in this.
And especially with the baby coming, like,
Liann, that's, that's all I care about.
I-- That's all I want is a family.
I want this to work
more than anything in the world.
You guys need to get your crap together.
Yeah, well, just tell your daughter
she needs to either
commit to me or just end this
'cause I can't keep doing this.
I am not ready to get married to Dakota.
But at the same time,
I don't wanna be the divorced, single mom.
So, I feel just, like,
kinda torn in the middle.
I'm frustrated,
I'm exhausted, and I'm tired.
I just don't have the tolerance right now.
That's what I deal with every day.
Hello!
Come on in!
- How's the cooch?
- She's doing great.
Ah! Oh, my gosh!
I got you a little something-something.
Oh, thank you!
-Yes, of course!
-You're the best.
-How are the tatas?
-So good. They're, like, a lot smaller.
- Oh, you got them sm--
- I got 'em downsized.
I have never gotten
two surgeries done on the same day,
but I figured I might as well do
a two-in-one,
only go under anesthesia once.
Surgery day!
- You ready?
- Yes.
So, I just wanna be small with an implant,
and then, yeah,
whatever you think down there.
I did my boobs
and my labiaplasty at the same time.
The recovery might be a little bit rough,
but I'm excited to just get it over with
and only have to recover once.
So, what's the recovery process look like?
It's like having a baby,
six weeks of, like, bleeding.
But it hasn't been super heavy.
And how long do you have
to wait to, like, have sex?
Like, four to six weeks.
-Yeah, it's like having a baby, yeah.
-It's like having a baby.
Yeah, so Jordan's, like, dying,
but he's like, "Okay, so the doctor
said four to six weeks,
but what did your dentist say?"
Meaning
I'm like, "Shut up, Jordan."
- Oh, hello!
- Hi!
- You look so cute.
- Come on in!
- Sorry, I can't really get up to
- No, you're fine.
I knocked, but then I realized
your vagina's gone, so you can't walk.
- It's a goner.
- It's out.
Got you some tulips
for your two lips, RIP.
Two lips.
For my two lips!
How are you feeling?
I was brutal the first night, like.
Like, I felt like I had
a blow torch up there.
But then after I had my painkillers,
it's been way better.
- Are you gonna be able to do Vegas?
- Oh yeah. We're gonna go to Vegas.
No, I have to be on painkillers
for, like, a few days,
but by this weekend,
I think I might be okay.
- You said you looked at Airbnbs?
- Yeah.
Jessi's an absolute boss.
And I think that Vegas is a perfect place
for us modern Mormon women,
who are stepping out of the social norms,
to make some head-turning content
and let loose and just have a fun time.
Well, this will be fun.
It's your birthday coming up.
-So, we'll make it a birthday trip.
-I know, I know.
- I'm bored, so let's go!
- My first time ever going
to Vegas too.
-I've never been, yeah. I know.
-Can you believe?
I mean, she is-- She literally
-became legal last year, so.
-That's the thing.
Getting divorced in the church
is kind of like having a scarlet letter,
and Utah can be a very suffocating place.
I think that Vegas
is the perfect opportunity for Layla
to let loose a little bit and have fun.
What about Taylor?
Taylor's coming, I think.
In fact, I think Zac
is driving with Dakota.
- Oh, are they coming too?
- Yeah.
'Cause Dakota doesn't wanna
be away from Taylor.
She-- He wants to at least be in the same
city just in case she goes into labor.
She goes into labor in Vegas!
I see right through this bullshit.
I think that Dakota and Zac
came up with a little plan
on how they were gonna keep
their women in line,
how they could kind of
spy on them this weekend.
And it's not a coincidence
that the two men in the group
that have some control issues
are the ones that are coming.
But, yeah, no, should I show you--
- Do you guys wanna see this?
- Yes.
- Spread wide open.
- Spread it open.
I haven't really looked at it today, but.
- So, like, it's swollen, but like--
- Wait. It looks so good.
-I mean, they said it was gonna be, uh
-Uh, an eggplant.
But they said, right now, it should
look like hot dog buns, which it does.
But once it's, like, not swollen,
it's gonna be tight.
Before, all of this stuff was, like,
hanging down at least
that much just all the time.
Oh, my God.
She's like, "So I was thinking
we could celebrate in Vegas."
We need to push you
in a wheelchair?
Probably.
But that's--
Me and Taylor in matching wheelchairs.
♪♪
I need help.
I feel like you're so good
at pairing things together, you know?
Well, you were saying that
you needed to find something
for the club that, like, flowed,
that didn't feel too restricted in.
My temple bag.
We're gonna go this
and we're gonna put this
- Oh.
- over that.
- In Vegas?
- With boots!
Flowing around.
How do you feel about me going to Vegas?
Are you jealous?
No.
I don't
I don't get jealous.
What if I go to Magic Mike
or Thunder Down Under?
- I honestly wouldn't care.
- I know you don't. I know.
My only thing is, why would you
go out looking for hamburger meat
when you got a steak dinner at home?
You know what I'm talkin' about?
Well, I'm not looking
to take anyone home.
Do whatever you feel that you should do.
I'm not worried about you. I just--
Yeah, do-- Just go with your gut.
How would you feel if we went
to a Magic Mike concert?
Do you wanna go to that?
No, I-I think it's more of, like,
a funny thing, if we do end up going.
Being divorced and taking care of two kids
would be kind of tough,
so I guess you make the decision.
Everyone else is going? Taylor's going?
Taylor's going, yeah. She--
How do you think Dakota's
gonna feel about that?
'Cause he has not been happy in the past.
- Dakota, for sure, is coming.
- Why does he need to go?
Because of Taylor, like,
"Oh, she's pregnant.
Like, what if she goes into labor?"
And guess who's also apparently coming?
Zac.
Jen, I wanna show you some
of my outfits for the trip this weekend.
This is my lucky poker, uh, sweatshirt.
So, you can zip it down
when you're just playing, if you're hot.
But then, like, if you
get in an intense hand,
you can zip it up to, like,
cover, like, your vein right here
so, like, you don't give any tells
to any of the other players.
Who said you're playing poker?
Well, you told me
that you were gonna give me
a bankroll so I could play.
The Zac gambling situation,
is it okay for us to talk about it?
Yes. Yes, as long as
we're not making it as,
like, he's, like, an addict.
I'm giving you $2,500,
and I'm gonna be
really pissed if you lose it.
If I lose it, then
-You can never gamble again.
-then I won't gamble
the rest of the year.
- I'm trusting in you.
- 'Kay, let's see what happens.
Oh, gosh.
I'm having a really hard time
in my relationship with Zac.
I'm just telling you right now,
I would appreciate your help
because, like, you know
how stressful it is
for me to work and take care of
-Sweetie.
-two of the kids.
Because, like--
Sorry.
Zac can be a bit controlling.
But to be honest,
I don't think I've ever met anyone
who loves me more than he does.
Well, this will be the first time
in a minute, right?
Yeah, it-- This will be
the first time in, like, six months.
-Oh, my gosh--
-I'm excited.
-I can tell you're excited.
-I've been excited all week, yeah.
It's annoying they're
even coming to begin with.
Controlling men, in general,
just, like, give me the ick so bad.
Like, ugh, like, seriously, like--
I don't know, it's just disgusting to me.
I am not happy that Dakota is coming
to Vegas, clearly.
I mean, we're not on the best terms.
And I also have some information
that may confirm all my reasoning
for not liking him.
If you need me to go
down there, I will do it.
-'Cause if I go, I'll make sure--
-Babe, you already know I can hold my own.
I would pull out one of these
one of these.
I'm kidding.
Are you all ready to go?
- Hi.
- Hey.
Because Taylor's so close to her due date,
she can't fly.
And so, she's actually having
to drive to Vegas,
and Zac and I are happy to join them.
Are you guys ready for us?
-Um, almost.
-Almost?
Yeah, we got in a pretty big fight
before we came here.
Oh, no!
Yeah, we can shut the door if you want.
-Yeah, yeah, you're probably cold. Sorry.
-Oh, you're good.
-Oh, my gosh, what happened?
-He's, like, always pouting and so I'm,
like-- I just feel it's so repetitive
of, like, making him feel better.
And if it's not today,
it's, like, in two days.
And so, I just-- I'm like, "There's
nothing I can do for you anymore."
And he's like, "You just don't care.
Like, you're not helping me through this."
And I'm like, but like,
"I don't know how to help you."
And so, he's, like, thinking as if
I don't care and I'm just exhausted.
I'm like, "I'm tired."
Like, if anyone should be complaining
about anything, it's me.
Like, I'm al--
I'm delivering a baby in 18 days.
- Like
- Yeah.
- I'm exhausted and
- Yeah.
I just don't know how you're
the one here crying every two days.
I decided I wanted to go to Vegas
to, one, kinda get, like, a little break
from Dakota and I bickering.
It's putting a lot of stress on my body,
and I just wanna come enjoy this time
with my girls.
Wait, so where is he now?
Is he not coming to Vegas?
-Like, what's, what's going on?
-Well, he was, he was left at home.
-You left him at home. You said, "See ya."
-Yeah. No, I said, "Get outta my car."
And then I was like,
"Come get your stuff."
And he's like, "Nah."
And then I get all his shit
and I throw it out of my car and I leave.
He did send me a text and he said,
"Like, I'm sorry.
Like, I don't know what's going on.
"I just feel so broken and lost right now.
And I don't know
how to control my emotions."
And so I don't know.
Right now, I feel very fed up.
I need time out of our cycle.
I'm just so exhausted.
I'm so pregnant.
I feel very, like, how are we doing this
when I'm this far along?
Like, we're this close
and it's embarrassing for, you know,
everyone to know and see.
And I just feel really tired and fed up.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Sorry, I'm late.
- How you doin'?
- Good.
-You doing okay?
-Yeah, I'm alright.
It's been a lotta drama, dude.
I-I feel you, dude.
We've, we've gone through it too.
Oh, dude, it sucks.
I freaking hate it.
- How are you doing, Jen?
- I'm doing good. How are you doing?
I'm doing alright.
Gosh.
Hey, if anybody can relate--
Also, will you, will you take
Bubbas downstairs real quick?
And possibly make him a bottle?
Hello.
I do have to ask,
do you wanna go to Vegas?
Like, do you wanna work this out in Vegas?
Yeah, more than anything,
like, the biggest reason why
I even wanted to go is, like, I-- Taylor--
- Like, you had your baby at 36 weeks.
- Yeah.
Like, I, I also don't want to be
not there if something happened.
- Let's, let's give 'em some space.
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
- Yeah, thank you.
I'm sorry.
For what?
Just, I don't know, just--
Well, today.
I just feel like I just, like, broke down.
I understand that you're struggling.
Yeah.
Obviously, I'm like,
I have a lot of frustration inside of me,
and the way I feel is, like,
really just lost and confused.
And I don't think I should feel confused.
What are you feeling lost
-and confused about?
-Uh, with us.
-Okay.
-And, like, I don't wanna feel that way.
Like, I-I-I-I shouldn't
have to feel that way.
Like, I just wanna feel like
w-we have each other's backs
-and we're, like, on a team.
-Yeah.
And sometimes,
I feel like we're not teammates.
We're like--
We're just not.
I just don't know
what else you, like, want from me.
I want to feel like you want this with me
and to show me that,
and to show me that you care.
Dakota, he wants marriage.
And in the LDS religion, you're born
and raised, and you're taught this way.
It's just instilled in you.
But I should wait until I'm fully ready,
so I don't have to go through anything
like this ever again in a divorce
because who would want that?
I think it could be concerning
if I'm rushing into a marriage
just because of a baby.
And it could turn out not as good,
you know?
I just feel like when we have, like,
good days, then we just start over.
Like, there's something else.
So, it's, like, hard to give in to someone
when you know you're gonna,
like, backtrack in a few days.
Then I don't, I don't know how--
I mean, it doesn't matter.
Should we continue
this conversation on the road?
- Yeah, sorry.
- I mean, five hours.
-That's a lotta time for us to--
-A lotta time to hash it out.
I know Taylor and Dakota's relationship
started off super rocky,
and from everybody's perspective,
it seems a bit toxic.
But I don't know the full story,
so I don't wanna jump into conclusions.
And I definitely think there is a lot
of pressure on them to get married
with the church's standpoint
on having a child out of wedlock.
- Ugh. Okay.
- Let's do this thing.
- I gotta grab my stuff.
- You want me to grab that, Jen?
Yeah, if you could--
Ooh, it is windy.
- Do you have my headphones?
- I've got 'em.
It is so cold.
Can I give you a hug?
Yeah.
I love you.
You do?
- Yeah. You know I do.
- I love you too.
I love you too much.
That's my, that's my whole issue
is I care way too much.
We're having a baby together.
That's a massive commitment.
So, I'm like, "Why can't you
also commit to, like, telling me
that, 'I'm-- Yeah, I'm-I'm in this.
Like, we're in this together.
We ain't like--
We're not going anywhere.'"
But do you see how we fight one moment
and then we're, like, good and then--
Is-Is that normal?
Well, no, it's a cycle. We're in a cycle.
-Yeah, so it is toxic.
-It's called toxic rel-- I'm just kidding.
Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's--
I think that's the whole point is it's--
It really can be as simple as,
like, once you break a cycle,
it's like, I feel like that's where--
that's how you heal
and, like, work through things.
But cycles are so hard to break.
And I know a baby can
either make or break that because--
- Yeah.
- I'm really hoping on the brea--
or the make side.
-Yeah.
-And it makes it 'cause
Yeah.
It tests your relationship
to a whole other level.
♪♪
Woo, guys.
Sunny Las Vegas. Let's go!
Such nice weather.
We're here. We've arrived.
This is your Airbnb?
Wait, it's actually
so much cuter in person.
- Oh my gosh, wait, they upgraded it!
- Look over there. It's gigantic.
Oh, my gosh!
So, two beds in here, two in here.
- Wait, guys, there's a pool!
- Yeah, there's a pool.
- And mini-golf.
- Get ready to pickle.
Let's go pick out rooms!
This place is so cute though, you guys.
It is so cute.
Thanks, Jess.
- You're welcome.
- You're the best.
I wanna put a sign
on the door that says, like--
- "Pussies only."
- "Vaginas only." Yeah, exactly.
You don't think they're
gonna try to show up though?
No, they'll-- they said
they were dropping 'em off.
So, they'll stay and you know
they're gonna try to linger.
Dakota's not gonna be like, "See ya."
I really hope that they don't just show up
to the house randomly to hang out
because, again, it's a girls' trip.
I don't know why some
of these men have, like,
separation anxiety
when it comes to their partners,
but you can survive a weekend
without them. It's gonna be okay.
With all the things
that we've been through recently,
we need this weekend to come together
and just support each other.
Should I say, like, "vaginas" or, like--
- Just say, "Labias only."
- Labias only!
Wait, but you don't have any.
I still have them!
They're just smaller.
I think it's really disrespectful that
I planned this girls' trip,
and they didn't even
ask me if they could come,
they invited themselves.
So, no boys allowed in the house.
That's my one rule since this is my trip.
That better not fly away.
Ha! You can't come in.
"Labias only."
Yeah, labias my ass, dude.
- Hello.
- Welcome to my home!
-Hi.
-Hi.
-You're wearing your sweatshirt.
-How are you doing?
Turns out--
Turns out the boys have a labia.
You guys have a labia?
Okay, good, then you're welcome.
I almost said, "Pussies," but--
Dang, you guys got food too?
Let's, let's set the ground,
the ground rules.
So, I think girls only, no boys,
not no rules,
but we wanna have fun, right?
Like, we wanna all let loose.
No, just female.
-Really?
-I'm just kidding.
-Woo!
-Woo!
Wait, do you mean that?
Oh, I was like, "Really?"
I feel like when Zac's around all of us,
he tries to play it cool
like, "Oh yeah, Jen can do
whatever she want,"
but inside, you know he's freaking out,
and that's exactly why he said,
"Just kidding,"
after he said she could do
whatever she wants.
So, this is a time for us
to just let loose and have fun and relax
and go out and not have to worry
about our husbands in general.
And I feel like he's already ruining that.
Alright, anyways, dude,
we'll get outta your girls' hair.
-I know you hate us here and stuff.
-'Kay.
Thanks for driving, you guys.
Good Uber drivers.
Yeah, we'll see you
in a couple hours.
'Kay, bye, guys.
- Wait, a couple hours?
- No way!
Yeah, I'll be here tonight,
climbing up the rooftops.
He'll probably be
skinny dipping in the pool.
Ew! Taylor!
Sorry, we came a little bit late.
Some things happened this morning.
- What happened?
- Oh, goodness.
- Why are saying that to me?
- I didn't say anything.
You were looking at me.
-Wait, what?
-But yeah, it was me so
-Taylor, what is it?
-It was a great--
That was a bad fight.
-Like a bad fight.
-You and Dakota?
Yeah.
Like, for reals.
-What happened?
-We've been, like, kinda arguing.
I mean, Mayci got a front-row seat
the other day of, like, a fight of ours.
And it's been, like, nine days of us,
like, just, like, not getting along.
So, I have a secret that
I've been holding in for a little bit.
And as Taylor is telling her story
of her and Dakota fighting,
at this point, I feel like I have to tell
somebody or else I'm gonna die inside.
What's hard for you in this situation
is you feel like you're
walking on eggshells.
Because I've gone through
the same thing with Zac.
Every, like, two days, they're, they're
-coming to us and--
-It's something else.
People think that they're controlling
or being overly protective,
like, that's their fault
for portraying themselves that way.
I just think you guys need to go
to therapy if you wanna make it work.
I mean, that's what Zac and I have done.
And therapy has been a game changer.
-But still.
-Yeah.
I know Zac has a lot of his flaws.
He can be a bit controlling
and a bit judgmental.
I think his issue is that
he loves and cares too much.
Do you guys wanna get ready
and then we can kinda continue to talk
'cause we have to be ready
in, like, an hour and a half.
-Wait, what's the plan?
-So, I got us tickets for something.
I'm not gonna let you guys know yet,
but everyone has to come
'cause it's kinda for Layla's birthday
since it's her birthday soon.
In the eyes of God,
I-- you should be fine.
Because my God's chill as well, so.
Whitney didn't come to Vegas,
but, like, she is a necessary part
of this group and I miss her.
I also feel like
her isolating herself isn't good.
I really wish Whitney could just
make amends with all the girls,
but I have a feeling
that's not gonna happen.
- Hey, Sara, right?
- Yep.
-Conner.
-I'm Sara. It's good to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks so much for having us.
- I'm so excited.
- You're welcome.
So, tell me why you wanted to come.
I just feel like
we're so gravitated towards this life
and I don't really know much about it.
Like, one sentence:
it's self-sustainable living.
It's up to the individual or the family
to decide, like, how far
-they're going to take that--
-We want a farm.
There's been so much drama in our life
because of this MomTok group
and I just wanna get away from that.
We don't want anything too crazy.
Like, we don't want a lotta cattle.
We just-- Or I really don't want pigs.
It's every day.
It's 365 days a year.
But it's very rhythmic.
And it's only about an hour,
hour and a half of work every day to take
-care of as many animals as I have.
-That's not bad!
Why did I think it would take all day?
Everybody clearly saw
how my conversation with Jessi went down.
Jessi had told me that
everybody was talking shit about me
behind my back.
That hurt.
And I know that a lot of them know that
Jessi told me all those things,
but yet, nobody cares to clear the air.
Nobody cares to say anything about that.
So, I guess they're not really my friends.
- Should we go look at some more animals?
- I'd love to see the embryos.
Ooh, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
♪♪
Alright, ladies,
we're going ham tonight.
Ooh, look at your hair!
I know, I decided to go up.
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
I might need you to do it for me.
- I've got anxiety right now.
- Why?
You're talking so quietly.
You know how I do, like,
those anonymous, like, confession things?
And I got this confession
about, like, Dakota.
So, Sinner Sunday is something that
I kind of came up with
when I was bored one day,
just so people can confess their sins.
So, I thought what better to--
day to do it than Sunday.
So, it became a little thing
where every week I would post,
and people could
anonymously confess their sins.
And so, that's when I got
the confession about Dakota.
- Um
- What's going on?
A month ago, I got this confession,
you know how I do, like,
those anonymous Q&A confessions.
And I didn't tell anyone.
And I don't know what to do.
What's the confession?
It says,
"I accidentally slept with Dakota
before I knew
he and Taylor were together."
And it says, "I only met Taylor once,
and I'm terrified to tell her,
but I know she has
a right to know help."
With like a emoji.
Do you think the DM
might've been from Jenna?
Look, it says, "Who sent this?"
But if you click that--
-Did you show-- You didn't show Taylor?
-I don't know. That's why
I'm asking you guys.
Like, should I say something to her?
I would.
I have no idea who sent in
this anonymous confession,
but I have an idea that it could be Jenna.
She is a girl that Dakota dated
before Taylor and him were together,
but he was also seeing Jenna and Taylor
at the same time.
And so, that's why there's this contention
and issues in their relationship.
You're thinking I, like,
did this so intentional.
Don't tell me you can't hang out
'cause I had guys' night,
and you end up
at a girl's house hooking up.
I mean, she literally just got done saying
that if there was something that came up,
she'd be done and she'd walk away.
"Taylor, if you found out today
that Dakota lied
"and actually slept with Jenna that night,
would you leave him
even though you are having his baby?"
100,000% would be dead to me.
Really?
It'd be one thing if she's like,
"I don't care about the past.
I really don't wanna know,"
I'd say, "Stay out of it."
This is a situation where it's like,
if she finds out, and the baby comes,
and they get married,
she would probably divorce him.
- No, I know.
- So, I would probably tell her.
I've made it very clear
that I do not trust Dakota
and this DM is the perfect example
of why I'm right.
I don't know if that's true or not,
but it makes me worry.
And I know at this point
that I need to tell Taylor,
but I am worried because we're days away
from her having a baby.
We're in Vegas in an Airbnb.
I don't want her giving birth
in our Airbnb.
Like, I have anxiety right now
just thinking about--
My heart is like
Oh!
The pony, Conner.
It's a pony, Doe!
I know all of the girls are in Vegas,
but there's been so much drama
in our life,
I just wanna get away from that.
And Conner and I, and our kiddos,
we're gonna get the ins and outs
of what a homestead life is.
I'm so excited.
So, one thing I have
to tell you, though--
-The manure.
-It's manure.
-Oop, I had--
-I can already smell it.
-I can already smell it.
-Oh, yes.
And you will smell like it.
It embeds in your hair, in your clothing.
Oh, lovely.
So, you just scoop it up like this?
Yep. So, these rakes
are made just for horse poo.
- Oh. Just kinda picks it right up.
- Yep. It does.
I hate that everyone says
I'm, like, "running away".
There's a difference between running away
and just, like, removing yourself
from a toxic environment.
I'm not running away.
Copper, holy shit!
- Ah, Copper, no!
- Oh, Copper!
Hey, that's the one
I need picked up first.
It smells really good.
I'm sure the group's doing just fine
without me in Vegas,
but let's be honest, it's not as fun
'cause I'm not there.
Oh, did you see
his butthole just, like, close?
Oh, God.
Go get the fresh stuff.
Oh, gosh.
Addin' 0's to my bank account ♪
It's all a girl can think about ♪
And all the haters talking 'bout me ♪
Alright, ladies.
Go, Jenny, go!
Thank you. I love you.
- Are you being sarcastic?
- Yes.
- You're like, "Do you know her at all?"
- I'm like, "Is that her color?"
-That's so cute!
-Cute! Woo-woo!
So, I feel like the girls in this group
can be a little uptight
and I am definitely the one in the group
that's a little more relaxed
and I like to have fun
and I wanted to plan
something for Layla's birthday
to kinda just get them
to, like, let their hair down.
I wanted us to just have, like, a fun
night, so I planned a surprise.
And I'm super excited
to see everyone's reactions.
- Jessi!
- Jessi, I love you.
Oh, where's the stripper pole?
-I know.
-We made it.
-We're gonna use Mikayla as the pole.
-Oh, I'm sturdy enough.
- Wait, shut up!
- This is so fun! I know.
I love you. Thanks.
I love this so much!
-Isn't this so fun, you guys?
-This is the stuff I live for.
Hopefully, husbands don't kill me
when they find out,
but I think it's gonna be a fun thing
for us all to do together.
So, are we gonna
talk about what we're doing?
Because I'm still confused.
We're on a party bus?
Where are we going?
The elephant in the room is,
where are we going?
I don't know.
I think we're just gonna show up
and then you guys will find out.
I'm nervous
and I think my husband's nervous, so.
100% the husbands
are gonna be nervous.
-What? What do you mean?
-I'm nervous they're gonna hate me,
-but I just thought it would be fun.
-No, we're not doing a strip club!
-Oh, no.
-No, it's enter-- it's entertainment.
It's entertainment.
So, it's a show.
Guys it's Chippendales.
Oh, you're so right.
It's Chippendales.
-Where's Chippendales?
-She goes, "What's Chippendales?"
Chippendales, here we come.
Zac's gonna be pissed. This is
the nastiest one out of all of 'em.
Of course, Jessi would
freaking plan all of this.
I-I should've known.
I should've known.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm screwed.
I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
- Is it actually?
- I heard it is.
I heard they show some ass.
Oh, gosh.
How do you spell Chippendales?
-C-H-I-P-P-E-N-D-A-L-E-S.
-Oh, don't, don't tell him yet.
Don't tell--
I don't want Zac to stress out right now.
Thank you.
-Oh, no, where are we going?
-I'm scared. I don't wanna go.
- Don't look, ladies.
- Oooh!
Oh, my Gosh.
All the boys are waiting.
I knew it! I knew it!
Shut the hell up!
- Ow-ow!
- Ladies, meet the boys.
Woo! Hi!
How are you guys?
So, since it's Layla's birthday weekend
and she is recently single
and ready to mingle,
I thought it would be really fun
to get her the VIP package,
where we go backstage,
we get to meet the boys before,
and just kind of, like, loosen up
before the show starts.
Uh, Layla,
this is your first time in Vegas.
Yes, yeah.
- And it's her birthday!
- Oh, great.
So, give her special treatment.
-"Oh, she's gonna get it."
-Oh-ho, lucky me.
- You look a little dry.
- Yeah, yeah.
Why don't you show her how this works?
So, we need the lights to kinda, like,
go on our body and glimmer,
and so, if you just wanna
put a little bit on your hand
and then you can just do the rest.
Don't act like
you don't do this all the time, Layla.
Yeah, Layla,
this is an everyday situation.
Yeah, I really don't know
what to do with myself.
Let's, uh, try not to make
any eye contact.
Let's look at the floor
and let's just get through this.
-Come on.
-A little more than that, baby.
A little more than that.
Ooh!
He needs more.
He's dry.
Girls, what are we doing?
We are married women.
Why are we rubbing oil on these men?
Oh, my gosh.
Layla! Get into it.
- Woo!
- Perfect.
Layla is taking full advantage of being
the single one in the group right now
and I'm living for it.
I hope she gets some numbers tonight
and has fun with it
because this is all for you, baby girl.
Get in line.
And then rate, and then rate,
rate their chests.
Demi, are you squirting it on?
This is absolutely brutal.
I feel like this is
definitely crossing the line.
Oh, my gosh.
For us to go meet
the male stripper themselves,
just standing there,
I'm already feeling guilty,
now we're taking a picture with them?
Bye, guys.
Good luck tonight, break a leg.
Woo-hoo!
- Mwah.
- See you. Bye.
I think it's kinda cool.
No, it's kinda cool
to be able to go behind the scenes.
Are you freaking out about Zac
or is it because you're worried?
Well, I'm just worried, like,
being associated with them,
like, taking pictures, like,
it just looks bad.
-It does not look bad.
-It literally looks bad.
I definitely think this goes against
everything we believe in as Mormons.
I think it's disrespectful to my husband.
It's disrespectful to our marriage.
Um, even though this is all a joke,
I-I do feel, like,
from the church's standpoint,
this looks really bad.
I'm fine to do this whole thing
and, like, do it for Layla and have fun,
but, like, the minute they try to make me
go up there or dance on me
-is the minute I'm out.
-Just say no.
Because I literally will be
a divorced woman. I'm not even kidding.
Like, I'm not even
just jokingly saying that.
Like, I'm literally telling you
Zac would literally divorce me
over something like this.
Dakota's mad.
Uh-oh! What did you say to him?
You just tell him what it was?
I was like, "It's Chippendales."
He goes, "Dumb."
And I was like,
"It's just a performance."
I feel bad everyone's gonna be,
like, in trouble tonight.
I'm done. I'm in trouble every day.
That's my point.
Today is like, "Okay, today I'm in trouble
and tomorrow I'll be in trouble, so--"
And you said that already in your fight.
Like, tomorrow, it'll be something else.
- Where've you been?
- Been talking to Jace.
I didn't realize he'd be upset.
Why?
I don't know.
Men do nothing but cause problems.
Why was Jace so upset?
It's, like, mind-boggling to me.
These girls are just
listening to their husbands
and just being, like,
the perfect little Stepford wives.
Chippendales
is supposed to be a fun place.
It's supposed to be a place
where women get to let loose.
And I'm just now stuck here
with a bunch of sad moms,
but I feel like this is just,
like, a fun, innocent night.
There's nothing to worry about.
And if any husbands have weird reactions,
then I don't know,
I feel like there's something missing
in that relationship.
Because I know
my husband isn't gonna care.
'Kay, well, we should do
a TikTok while we sit here.
Alright, I'm gonna film you guys.
Will you guys just go, "No boyfriends."
My personality has turned off.
Why?
- We're in a lounge with a bunch of girls.
- With burgers!
I know, but the "No boyfriends," the--
- A girls' trip. No boyfriends.
- No boyfriends, no husbands.
When it comes to Jen and Zac
and their relationship,
it is a little alarming to me
the way that she talks
about how Zac wants things
to be a little bit more traditional,
especially when it comes to the church.
They think that their women owe them
doing things a specific way
to prove that
they are only that man's wife.
And it's so strange to me because it's,
like, you can have fun with your girls
and go out and wear what you wanna wear
and be completely loyal to your husband.
'Kay, I'm gonna say, "One, two, three,"
and then it'll count down.
Girls' trip definition:
no boyfriends, no bullshit, food.
Ha-ha. So good.
Why are we getting upset?
It's a TikTok.
- I don't wanna be in a TikTok.
- Exactly, it's a TikTok.
To be honest, I don't even know
what to do with myself.
Do I just walk out?
Do I just go along with everything?
To be honest,
I, I really don't know what to do.
Maybe I should text Zac just to let him
know what's going on.
Babe, I'm-- Literally, it's a joke.
Like, Mayci went with her mom to this.
I didn't even know 'til I got here.
Can you just stop for a second
and just, like, think of me as a person
and my character?
Can you just think about me, please?
Can you just think of me as a human being?
I did nothing wrong in this situation.
Okay, what's going on?
I thought he was cool with you being here.
He's saying things like
he doesn't wanna be married to me
if I do stuff like this.
Oh, my gosh,
he really does want a divorce.
Like, what did--
Basically, I'm thinking, "What did I do?"
But wh-where did it go wrong?
'Cause you told him you were here
and he said it was cool.
He just started questioning me
and my character,
and just started saying like, "Why would
you even put yourself in this situation?"
It's, like, I didn't even put
myself in this situation.
-It was a surprise.
-Yes.
So, we didn't know
we were coming here.
I definitely think
this isn't just about Chippendales.
I think this is a lot more than that.
Like, I haven't done anything wrong.
No, we've not even gone in there, like--
It's just so frustrating.
Are you guys ready?
Jen is missing.
Maybe I watch too much True Crime.
She's MIA.
She's not answering her phone.
Jen was being bitched out all night.
He was upset that she went.
We met them.
Obviously, Jen was--
Why'd you call me, again?
Did you hang up on him?
I don't think that
they should be together, period.
As far as MomTok goes,
I don't know how we're gonna survive this.
I feel like I need to tell you something.
Back to the top,
we back with a blast ♪
Running up numbers, digital dash ♪
I waited and I made it ♪
To the top where I ought to be ♪
They treated me bad
and I don't need no apologies ♪
You work hard on your craft
then you will receive ♪
And my squad got me
like a gang of wildebeests ♪
My haters want me to quit ♪
You think I'm stopping? ♪