Thundercats (1985) s01e06 Episode Script
007 - The Terror of Hammerhand
We're beached.
We're beached.
We're beached! At high tide, we'll have plenty of water to float us off.
But for now, there's our supper.
- I'll bring the net.
I'll bring the net.
I'll - Get it.
Get it.
Get it! Trouble! And no Lion-O.
That boy's never around when I need him.
Hold on, little fella.
Take it easy.
Old Snarf will get you out.
Those guys don't look like they've got friendly intentions.
No, sir.
Hey, what's going on? What is that thing? That thing? That thing? I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
- But I'll get it.
Get it.
- Get it! Run! Run! Snarf will distract them.
Get the other one.
He looks a bit tough, but he'll do for a snack.
A snack? Snarf, a snack? Never! Drat! Snarf! I'm too tough for a snack.
And stringy.
You'll hate me.
I'm indigestible.
I'm I'm I'm captured, that's what I am.
We caught us a mighty strange fish.
You guys caught yourselves a load of trouble, that's what you caught.
This creature will make a good beast of burden.
Looks too unnatural to eat.
A pack animal.
A pack animal.
A pack animal! I'll have you know I'm Snarf valiant squire to Lion-O, lord of the Thundercats.
And I am neither a pack animal nor unnatural.
Just kidding.
Hammerhand, leader of the Berserkers, Berserkers, Berserkers, does not like jokes.
Load him up with our supplies.
Let's go find those tasty unicorns.
I'm hungry, hungry, hungry.
Something's in trouble.
This doesn't look like a very fair fight.
And nothing to laugh at either.
No, you don't! Keep your evil branches to yourself.
The Sword of Omens! Looks like you'll have to go on a diet for a while.
Are you all right? There, there, now.
Everything's fine.
Now I've got to find some way to get my sword back.
Nice try, but you can't shake me.
Now it's time to land.
Thanks for the lift.
The Eye of Thundera! A Thundercat's in danger.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
Another unicorn, and Snarf captured.
I've got to locate that beach.
We are missing two.
The others have returned.
I do not like it when they wander beyond the forest.
Our world is changing.
Yes, it is becoming once again a dangerous place for unicorns.
It is our job to guard them.
And keep them from harm.
And so we shall.
And what is this? The little one has finally returned.
And she is obviously troubled.
How the mighty have fallen.
Snarf, a beast of burden.
Faster, you overgrown hairball.
You're holding us up.
Footprints.
Footprints.
Footprints.
To follow, follow, follow.
There.
There.
There.
Unicorns.
There will be many, many, many.
Yes.
Yes! Yes! - Keep back.
- Or we shall cast a spell upon you.
Wait.
There is one more unicorn, and she is safe.
- How do you know this? - I am Lion-O, lord of the Thundercats.
I mean you no harm.
I came upon your unicorn in the forest and freed her from a tree monster.
Behold for yourselves.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
He either speaks the truth or he is a magician.
I am no magician.
I seek a nearby beach and my companion, the Snarf.
The little one has seen your Snarf.
Apparently he came to her aid.
How can we help you? Unicorns.
Unicorns.
Unicorns! And a small boy with them.
- Snarf! - Oh, so you know each other.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad! Your so-called Snarf will fall to the hammerhand of Hammerhand if you do not lower that sword.
Hammer away.
The Snarf is ready.
A boy and his dog are no match for Hammerhand.
Take cover with your flock.
You are no match for the Sword of Omens.
What now, child? Serves me right for just sitting around watching.
Let him loose, loose, loose or your shaggy friend will feel my mace.
I should go berserk and finish you now but I'll settle for this little one.
Don't tempt me! We thank you for trying to protect us.
At least the other ones are safe.
I will find them and return your baby to you.
I swear by the code of Thundera.
The ring.
No man has ever worn that ring.
Go.
And may it aid you on your journey magician friend.
They're leaving.
I'll have to catch up with them somehow.
Time to abandon ship.
Must fight it.
Got to go on.
Too powerful.
That battleax.
If I could just reach over Nice weather we're having.
Except for the fog.
Shut, shut, shut up your yap, unnatural one.
Once we're in the water, we'll be safe.
Except I don't much like water.
And there's an awful lot of cold water down there too.
Now see what you made me do, do, do! This whelp again? I'll hammer you into the deck like a rusty nail, boy.
Call for help, Lion-O.
The other Thundercats.
Hang on, Snarf! I'm coming for you! We can't handle this from the water.
Thunder, thunder, thunder.
Thundercats, ho! The Thundercat signal.
Get in, Cheetara.
It's coming from out there.
Right by that very unfriendly looking ship.
- I hope we can swim out there in time.
- Stay in you seat, Cheetara.
Made a small modification on the old tank last week that I forgot to tell you about.
- Anything this kitty car can't do? - It's user-friendly, it is.
Sounds like it needs a tune-up, though.
Sorry about that.
Panthro, step on it.
Panthro, the baby unicorn in the water.
Hurry! Get below! Or hang on! It worked, Panthro.
They're gone.
That ought to keep them from trying any more raids for a while.
- Pirates, are they? - They're called Berserkers.
"Berserkers.
Berserkers.
" What a strange name.
That's only because you never met them up close.
Panthro, first stop is the Unicorn Forest.
Couldn't we go home for lunch first, Lion-O? Oh, this shouldn't take long.
All that heavy work gave me an appetite.
Taking a nap gives you an appetite.
Is that the one you're looking for? Yes, it is.
Thanks for giving me your ring.
By stopping to help you I ended up helping myself and my friend.
We're beached.
We're beached! At high tide, we'll have plenty of water to float us off.
But for now, there's our supper.
- I'll bring the net.
I'll bring the net.
I'll - Get it.
Get it.
Get it! Trouble! And no Lion-O.
That boy's never around when I need him.
Hold on, little fella.
Take it easy.
Old Snarf will get you out.
Those guys don't look like they've got friendly intentions.
No, sir.
Hey, what's going on? What is that thing? That thing? That thing? I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
- But I'll get it.
Get it.
- Get it! Run! Run! Snarf will distract them.
Get the other one.
He looks a bit tough, but he'll do for a snack.
A snack? Snarf, a snack? Never! Drat! Snarf! I'm too tough for a snack.
And stringy.
You'll hate me.
I'm indigestible.
I'm I'm I'm captured, that's what I am.
We caught us a mighty strange fish.
You guys caught yourselves a load of trouble, that's what you caught.
This creature will make a good beast of burden.
Looks too unnatural to eat.
A pack animal.
A pack animal.
A pack animal! I'll have you know I'm Snarf valiant squire to Lion-O, lord of the Thundercats.
And I am neither a pack animal nor unnatural.
Just kidding.
Hammerhand, leader of the Berserkers, Berserkers, Berserkers, does not like jokes.
Load him up with our supplies.
Let's go find those tasty unicorns.
I'm hungry, hungry, hungry.
Something's in trouble.
This doesn't look like a very fair fight.
And nothing to laugh at either.
No, you don't! Keep your evil branches to yourself.
The Sword of Omens! Looks like you'll have to go on a diet for a while.
Are you all right? There, there, now.
Everything's fine.
Now I've got to find some way to get my sword back.
Nice try, but you can't shake me.
Now it's time to land.
Thanks for the lift.
The Eye of Thundera! A Thundercat's in danger.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
Another unicorn, and Snarf captured.
I've got to locate that beach.
We are missing two.
The others have returned.
I do not like it when they wander beyond the forest.
Our world is changing.
Yes, it is becoming once again a dangerous place for unicorns.
It is our job to guard them.
And keep them from harm.
And so we shall.
And what is this? The little one has finally returned.
And she is obviously troubled.
How the mighty have fallen.
Snarf, a beast of burden.
Faster, you overgrown hairball.
You're holding us up.
Footprints.
Footprints.
Footprints.
To follow, follow, follow.
There.
There.
There.
Unicorns.
There will be many, many, many.
Yes.
Yes! Yes! - Keep back.
- Or we shall cast a spell upon you.
Wait.
There is one more unicorn, and she is safe.
- How do you know this? - I am Lion-O, lord of the Thundercats.
I mean you no harm.
I came upon your unicorn in the forest and freed her from a tree monster.
Behold for yourselves.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
He either speaks the truth or he is a magician.
I am no magician.
I seek a nearby beach and my companion, the Snarf.
The little one has seen your Snarf.
Apparently he came to her aid.
How can we help you? Unicorns.
Unicorns.
Unicorns! And a small boy with them.
- Snarf! - Oh, so you know each other.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad! Your so-called Snarf will fall to the hammerhand of Hammerhand if you do not lower that sword.
Hammer away.
The Snarf is ready.
A boy and his dog are no match for Hammerhand.
Take cover with your flock.
You are no match for the Sword of Omens.
What now, child? Serves me right for just sitting around watching.
Let him loose, loose, loose or your shaggy friend will feel my mace.
I should go berserk and finish you now but I'll settle for this little one.
Don't tempt me! We thank you for trying to protect us.
At least the other ones are safe.
I will find them and return your baby to you.
I swear by the code of Thundera.
The ring.
No man has ever worn that ring.
Go.
And may it aid you on your journey magician friend.
They're leaving.
I'll have to catch up with them somehow.
Time to abandon ship.
Must fight it.
Got to go on.
Too powerful.
That battleax.
If I could just reach over Nice weather we're having.
Except for the fog.
Shut, shut, shut up your yap, unnatural one.
Once we're in the water, we'll be safe.
Except I don't much like water.
And there's an awful lot of cold water down there too.
Now see what you made me do, do, do! This whelp again? I'll hammer you into the deck like a rusty nail, boy.
Call for help, Lion-O.
The other Thundercats.
Hang on, Snarf! I'm coming for you! We can't handle this from the water.
Thunder, thunder, thunder.
Thundercats, ho! The Thundercat signal.
Get in, Cheetara.
It's coming from out there.
Right by that very unfriendly looking ship.
- I hope we can swim out there in time.
- Stay in you seat, Cheetara.
Made a small modification on the old tank last week that I forgot to tell you about.
- Anything this kitty car can't do? - It's user-friendly, it is.
Sounds like it needs a tune-up, though.
Sorry about that.
Panthro, step on it.
Panthro, the baby unicorn in the water.
Hurry! Get below! Or hang on! It worked, Panthro.
They're gone.
That ought to keep them from trying any more raids for a while.
- Pirates, are they? - They're called Berserkers.
"Berserkers.
Berserkers.
" What a strange name.
That's only because you never met them up close.
Panthro, first stop is the Unicorn Forest.
Couldn't we go home for lunch first, Lion-O? Oh, this shouldn't take long.
All that heavy work gave me an appetite.
Taking a nap gives you an appetite.
Is that the one you're looking for? Yes, it is.
Thanks for giving me your ring.
By stopping to help you I ended up helping myself and my friend.