Tom and Jerry in New York (2021) s01e06 Episode Script
Cat Hair/Shhh!/Torched Song/Quacker's Lucky Penny
[theme music playing]
[concierge] Attention Thomas Cat. Attention Thomas Cat.
Please report to the lobby immediately.
Ugh! Where is that cat when you need him?
[clears throat] Thomas Cat.
Oh, there you are.
Listen, Thomas, I have an important job for you.
You will be assisting with one of our very best clients.
This is Mrs. Vanderkashian.
Mrs. Vanderkashian is a VIP.
She will be visiting our spa here today,
and I need you to amuse her pet for about an hour.
Thomas, meet Cesar, he is a prize hairless.
Ahh! Good heavens, get that filthy blanket off my precious.
That cat is shedding like a llama!
You know how allergic I am.
[sniffles] That's why I own a hairless.
Shedding? Oh, goodness. I'll see to it right away.
We have the best mobile grooming service standing by 24/7.
We'll have Thomas cleaned up in no time.
[tires screech]
Now, don't worry about a thing.
We'll make sure Cesar is well taken care of.
Huh! All right, I'm trusting you.
I expect to find Cesar exactly as I left him.
That's right, go and relax. Have a wonderful time.
Everything is in control here.
And as for you, you'll be doing the babysitting,
but first, a proper bath and trim.
[shears buzzing]
Ah! There you are. I see they managed to make an improvement.
[chuckles] Of course, that isn't hard to do.
All right, run along and play.
Keep Cesar entertained.
But above all, keep him clean.
[meows]
[vacuum whirring]
[screams]
[screams]
[vacuum whirring]
[screams]
I'm glad you enjoyed the spa, Mrs. Vanderkashian.
I must say you look absolutely radiant!
Cesar will certainly be happy to see you.
Just as we left them.
Of course, there was never anything to worry about.
[meows]
Cesar certainly seems like he enjoyed himself.
He does seem perkier than usual.
[concierge] Well, we have Thomas to thank.
He is our top man er, cat.
It's like I always say,
once you visit our hotel you'll never be quite the same.
[screams]
Oh, Cesar!
-[gasps] -[body thuds]
That's the last straw.
You better get used to sleeping outdoors!
[Jerry laughing]
[shears buzzing]
[meows]
Huh? Cesar, come here!
Come, my dear, let's get you home
and away from this filthy place!
We'll get you a nice warm bed and big plate of salmon!
[gasps]
Aw, good kitty.
Whoa!
Get off me, you crazy cat!
Hi-ya! Hee-ya! Hi-ya! Hyah!
[gulps]
[panting]
[panting]
[screams]
[all shushing]
[shushing]
[screams]
-[video game sound effect blaring] -[screams]
[inaudible whispering]
[knuckles cracking]
-[bones cracking] -[snorts]
[the librarian] It's go time.
That crazy cat stole my backpack.
[growls]
Thank you.
[screams]
[hushed voice] I bet you're wondering who I am.
I'm your worst nightmare. I'm the librarian.
And stay out.
[sniffs]
[clicks]
-[bell dinging loudly] -[screams]
[shushes]
[firecrackers popping]
[shushing]
[playing trumpet]
[shushing]
[growls]
I thought I threw you out, kitty.
[gulps]
[girl] My backpack!
-[screams] -[people shushing]
[in hushed voice] Get down from there, cat.
Right now.
[screams]
[people shushing]
[laughing]
[woman vocalizing]
I made me a promise When you went away ♪
No more chumps Or ne'er-do-wells ♪
No more characters Of ill repute ♪
But look What the cat dragged in ♪
Next time round I swore It's first class all the way ♪
A swift engagement Then wedding bells ♪
My resolve Was firm and absolute ♪
But look what the cat dragged in ♪
I'm a kitten Who's known a lotta dogs ♪
Not one single prince From kissing all those frogs ♪
No more alley cats No more strays ♪
-No more [choking] -No more scalawags With torn lapels ♪
This time round I'll be resolute ♪
Aw, look What the cat dragged in♪
[playing classical piano]
[playing jazzy music]
Thought you were a cool cat ♪
But then I smelled a rat Then I smelled a rat ♪
You were not a cool cat ♪
You and me we're gonna have A big old donnybrook ♪
That's right, We're gonna have a donnybrook ♪
[rocket engine rumbling]
[whistles]
Find a penny, pick it up, all day you'll have good luck.
[Little Quacker] Hey Jerry, look what I found!
[bubbling]
[water splashes]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
That was a close one.
Good thing we have this lucky penny, right, Jerry?
[both laughing]
-[hip hop music playing] -Oh, yeah ♪
[man singing in autotune] Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[water splashing]
[screams]
[screams]
If you find a penny it's good luck,
but if you steal one it's bad luck.
It's a bad penny now, Tom, you ruined it!
[Butch] Hiya, Tom!
Got any good jokes? Apart from your face, I mean. [cackles]
Hey, it must be lucky day. A four-leaf clover!
Well, hello, Toots.
My lucky day just got luckier!
What the
Tsk, tsk. Bad luck for you, buddy.
[growling]
[screams]
Hey, I know an unlucky penny when I see one.
Youse take it.
That's seven years bad luck.
[man] Look at that awful cat
stealing pennies from the charity fountain.
[Little Quacker] But if you steal the penny it's bad luck.
[screams]
[thunderclaps, lightening crackling]
[screams]
Change your luck, Tom. Do something good!
[screams]
Hey! Look what I found.
[theme music playing]
[concierge] Attention Thomas Cat. Attention Thomas Cat.
Please report to the lobby immediately.
Ugh! Where is that cat when you need him?
[clears throat] Thomas Cat.
Oh, there you are.
Listen, Thomas, I have an important job for you.
You will be assisting with one of our very best clients.
This is Mrs. Vanderkashian.
Mrs. Vanderkashian is a VIP.
She will be visiting our spa here today,
and I need you to amuse her pet for about an hour.
Thomas, meet Cesar, he is a prize hairless.
Ahh! Good heavens, get that filthy blanket off my precious.
That cat is shedding like a llama!
You know how allergic I am.
[sniffles] That's why I own a hairless.
Shedding? Oh, goodness. I'll see to it right away.
We have the best mobile grooming service standing by 24/7.
We'll have Thomas cleaned up in no time.
[tires screech]
Now, don't worry about a thing.
We'll make sure Cesar is well taken care of.
Huh! All right, I'm trusting you.
I expect to find Cesar exactly as I left him.
That's right, go and relax. Have a wonderful time.
Everything is in control here.
And as for you, you'll be doing the babysitting,
but first, a proper bath and trim.
[shears buzzing]
Ah! There you are. I see they managed to make an improvement.
[chuckles] Of course, that isn't hard to do.
All right, run along and play.
Keep Cesar entertained.
But above all, keep him clean.
[meows]
[vacuum whirring]
[screams]
[screams]
[vacuum whirring]
[screams]
I'm glad you enjoyed the spa, Mrs. Vanderkashian.
I must say you look absolutely radiant!
Cesar will certainly be happy to see you.
Just as we left them.
Of course, there was never anything to worry about.
[meows]
Cesar certainly seems like he enjoyed himself.
He does seem perkier than usual.
[concierge] Well, we have Thomas to thank.
He is our top man er, cat.
It's like I always say,
once you visit our hotel you'll never be quite the same.
[screams]
Oh, Cesar!
-[gasps] -[body thuds]
That's the last straw.
You better get used to sleeping outdoors!
[Jerry laughing]
[shears buzzing]
[meows]
Huh? Cesar, come here!
Come, my dear, let's get you home
and away from this filthy place!
We'll get you a nice warm bed and big plate of salmon!
[gasps]
Aw, good kitty.
Whoa!
Get off me, you crazy cat!
Hi-ya! Hee-ya! Hi-ya! Hyah!
[gulps]
[panting]
[panting]
[screams]
[all shushing]
[shushing]
[screams]
-[video game sound effect blaring] -[screams]
[inaudible whispering]
[knuckles cracking]
-[bones cracking] -[snorts]
[the librarian] It's go time.
That crazy cat stole my backpack.
[growls]
Thank you.
[screams]
[hushed voice] I bet you're wondering who I am.
I'm your worst nightmare. I'm the librarian.
And stay out.
[sniffs]
[clicks]
-[bell dinging loudly] -[screams]
[shushes]
[firecrackers popping]
[shushing]
[playing trumpet]
[shushing]
[growls]
I thought I threw you out, kitty.
[gulps]
[girl] My backpack!
-[screams] -[people shushing]
[in hushed voice] Get down from there, cat.
Right now.
[screams]
[people shushing]
[laughing]
[woman vocalizing]
I made me a promise When you went away ♪
No more chumps Or ne'er-do-wells ♪
No more characters Of ill repute ♪
But look What the cat dragged in ♪
Next time round I swore It's first class all the way ♪
A swift engagement Then wedding bells ♪
My resolve Was firm and absolute ♪
But look what the cat dragged in ♪
I'm a kitten Who's known a lotta dogs ♪
Not one single prince From kissing all those frogs ♪
No more alley cats No more strays ♪
-No more [choking] -No more scalawags With torn lapels ♪
This time round I'll be resolute ♪
Aw, look What the cat dragged in♪
[playing classical piano]
[playing jazzy music]
Thought you were a cool cat ♪
But then I smelled a rat Then I smelled a rat ♪
You were not a cool cat ♪
You and me we're gonna have A big old donnybrook ♪
That's right, We're gonna have a donnybrook ♪
[rocket engine rumbling]
[whistles]
Find a penny, pick it up, all day you'll have good luck.
[Little Quacker] Hey Jerry, look what I found!
[bubbling]
[water splashes]
[both laughing]
[both laughing]
That was a close one.
Good thing we have this lucky penny, right, Jerry?
[both laughing]
-[hip hop music playing] -Oh, yeah ♪
[man singing in autotune] Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[water splashing]
[screams]
[screams]
If you find a penny it's good luck,
but if you steal one it's bad luck.
It's a bad penny now, Tom, you ruined it!
[Butch] Hiya, Tom!
Got any good jokes? Apart from your face, I mean. [cackles]
Hey, it must be lucky day. A four-leaf clover!
Well, hello, Toots.
My lucky day just got luckier!
What the
Tsk, tsk. Bad luck for you, buddy.
[growling]
[screams]
Hey, I know an unlucky penny when I see one.
Youse take it.
That's seven years bad luck.
[man] Look at that awful cat
stealing pennies from the charity fountain.
[Little Quacker] But if you steal the penny it's bad luck.
[screams]
[thunderclaps, lightening crackling]
[screams]
Change your luck, Tom. Do something good!
[screams]
Hey! Look what I found.
[theme music playing]