Too Hot to Handle: Latino (2021) s01e06 Episode Script

You Serious, Locho?

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NARRATED BY: ITATÍ CANTORAL
[speaking indistinctly]
- [woman 1] Just one.
- What is that?
[cheering]
- Whoo!
- [Israel] No way!
[whistling]
[chimes] The grenades have been thrown.
The new members are here
to seriously shake up
all the relationships in the house.
[giggling]
- [Lana] They are my undercover agents.
- [applauding, cheering]
[Lana] If they can make
the contestants break the rules,
all the money deducted
will go straight into their bank accounts.
[Itatí] Oh, explosive grenades.
I got it confused with grenadine
because, between us,
they look oh-so sweet.
We have new people.
[Itatí] Zaira is already
checking out Clovis.
Careful! You could lose your other guy.
Wherever I go, most women check me out,
pretty much all of 'em.
But what can I do? That's just me,
and I always end up between the sheets.
When I scroll through my socials,
it's like, "No way I got with her."
"I got with her,
and I can't even remember her."
Itatí! My name is Itatí!
[Clovis] I'm here to play the devil.
I'm here for the money.
Welcome to the jungle!
She's not my type, but opposites attract.
[Itatí] If that's true,
she must be a really good singer.
Where I'm from,
they call women like me "manizers,"
since we really like sex.
[Itatí] Perfect. What're your hobbies?
For me, sex is everything.
[Itatí] Okay, you're into self-care.
Where do you see yourself in the future?
[Jessica] I'm here to reach my goals
and make a lot of money.
If you're not mine, I consider you single.
I know how to behave,
I just don't want to.
[Itatí] You're hired!
- Likes? Women?
- Women.
- Yes.
- Oh wow! Why?
With all due respect
because you're freaking beautiful, man.
Clovis is the most dangerous person here.
He's going to spend all the money
flirting with everyone. Forget it!
- Are you artistic? What kind of art?
- I'm an actor.
[Itatí] Like any good actor,
he's only here for the paycheck.
- You too? Actress?
- Yes.
I was gonna say
- Wait, let me tell you something though.
- [Clovis] Sure.
Lana put me in charge of the scissors.
So, if you have any problem, I'll
Cut them off now.
I'm not holding back, man.
[Jessica] Me too!
I have a fire
that hasn't been put out yet.
If you want to put it out, go right ahead.
[Itatí] He said he was an actor,
not a fireman.
I like
- [Israel] Love?
- [Joel] Dick.
No, honestly, I'm more about misbehaving.
- Great, bring it.
- [Nico] Sure.
Temptation has entered the building.
Locho is sweating and drooling everywhere.
You deserve it, Locho.
Go ahead, give it to her.
You're too horny, bro.
- Locho! Who would've thought?
- Locho, he can't stand it.
- Look, his leg is shaking!
- He's drooling!
What I like most is
when she smiles. She has this huge smile
And you're like
[Itatí] It only took a smile
to make the treasurer
forget about the money.
- Do you like Ricardo Arjona?
- No, but maybe if you sing to me, I might.
[cheering]
Poor Lochito looks like a puppy out there,
drooling over Jessica.
Sing to her with your flute.
Here he goes.
I'm going to skip the audition
and instead, I'm inviting you
to sleep with me,
and we can sing together in bed.
Sure. I'm in.
Don't wanna break Lana's rules.
At the same time,
I wanna make deep connections.
When you make deep connections,
you end up making out.
And when you make out,
you get horny, and you end up having sex.
It's a whole thing, man.
[Itatí] It's episode six,
and Locho finally gets the rules.
- One more toast! Cheers to the new guys!
- [techno music playing]
[Itatí] This is getting better
than a cold beer in the desert.
Jessica and Clovis have just arrived
and they have everyone all a tremble.
And honestly, I don't blame them.
The grenades have locked on
to their targets,
and now it's time for Operation Fraud.
- [Jessica] Who do you sleep with?
- [Locho] Alone.
- You're from Valencia?
- Yeah.
I haven't been to Spain.
You'll have to take me.
Deal.
- Take me. I'll show you around Mexico.
- You have a place to stay.
I'm here to be bad, misbehave,
and to show the girls
this Mexican chili pepper.
Would you spend
3,000 dollars on a kiss? Let's see.
- If it's worth it, yeah.
- If it's worth it? Okay.
- Wouldn't you?
- It depends. If it's worth it, yeah.
I'm watching the money,
and she's tempting.
I'm going to try to meditate
on what Lana said.
[Itatí] These grenades just need
a good pull, and they're ready to explode.
I'm the type of girl
who just doesn't give a damn.
I'll just do it.
If I want it, I go for it.
Period.
You should always do whatever you want.
Whether it goes well or goes bad.
Locho isn't my type,
but he was convincing me with those eyes.
I want to win the prize.
But I've always said,
if it's really worth the money,
I don't care
how much it costs, I'm fine spending it.
I'm here to have fun and reach my goals.
- Would you spend it on me?
- Now? Right this minute?
She had me pinned in the corner
of the ring and I was ready to give.
I think you're really attractive.
I'm going to make you
look at money differently.
I'm gonna let Locho go as far as he wants,
which I don't think
will be very far because he's cheap.
[Itatí] Oh no!
What was that? What was that?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
[Itatí] I would be too
if I were you, little Lochito.
While Locho is about to give in,
Joel is confessing his love to Flor
his love for Lilian, don't worry.
- I really like her.
- I do too.
- I like her enough to be my girlfriend.
- I really like her.
It's been so long since I've had
these feelings, these emotions.
Oof. And if she wants to get to know
this guy, she should go ahead.
- But we don't know if Nico likes
- It's a It's a good test for me and her.
If you love something, let it go.
If it never comes back,
it was never yours.
If it does come back, it's meant to be.
When I want something
with someone, I don't lose.
A thousand dudes could come in.
[Itatí] Lana, turn off the music.
Locho is going to sing
some Arjona to Jessica.
[vocalizing]
Focus, Locho.
[Jessica] He's getting close.
I can smell him. I can feel him.
And the little devil
inside me is waking up.
RULE BROKEN
[Itatí] What?!
Are you kissing the mermaid?
Ooh, I mean, the grenade!
I have to admit, she's a great kisser.
I'm human, Lana, my dear. I'm human.
I didn't mean to break the rules.
The lights were off,
and I thought, maybe
Lana was asleep, I don't know.
[Itatí] A troubadour will lose his balance
faster than a one-legged man.
Now Clovis wants to dance
flamenco with Zaira
and make those dollars
sound like castanets.
At first, I thought
you were the dune buggy instructor.
Yeah?
I don't know what could happen,
but I'm willing to get to know him.
Because you caught my eye right away,
and I want to get to know you.
If you want to be friends
with someone, you don't say anything.
You just get to know 'em.
So, she wants
to get to know me in a different way.
I felt a connection, a click.
I don't think we have to say anything.
It's clear that
there's tension between us, right?
Why beat around the bush?
Clovis is very dangerous.
I think he's the water
I need to put out my fire.
I don't know. I just met you,
and it's like, "Boom, boom, boom!"
I said, "This guy showed up
and messed up my plans."
- You mean me?
- But I have Nick trying to hold me back.
It won't let that get in the way
of spending time with you.
Because it's not like
he's my boyfriend or anything.
If I got Zaira excited,
well, that's not my problem.
I don't care what Nick thinks or says.
We have to experiment.
- Yeah?
- We'll see what happens.
[Itatí] Clovis, you're a master.
When you set up
your method acting academy,
save a spot for me.
Lana, where are these two going?
[Lana] I set up a tutorial to see if they
match up with their crushes.
I hope they take advantage of it, because
YOLO.
[Itatí] Lana, were you just updated?
You're talking like a teenager.
Obvi, fam.
This will be a space to open your hearts.
- Are you willing to do that?
- Excellent.
- Do you give us permission?
- Of course. Wherever it leads.
[Diana] The idea is
I think I need to go deeper with Israel
because I think
he likes me on a physical level,
and we get along,
but sometimes he isn't honest.
Most of the time,
the way we interact with others
is based on our experience,
what we saw with our parents.
I don't know
what their relationship was like
because they separated when I was two.
- So, you grew up with
- My mom.
Your mom. And you?
I lived with both,
and they had a nice relationship.
And do you see any recurring patterns
from your parents' relationship
in your relationship with Carolina?
Maybe my mom's personality?
My mom had a strong personality.
She was quick to anger. She got mad a lot.
[Itatí] Caro? Quick to anger? Well
Oh man.
- You?
- Well, my dad was never around.
So maybe I want
to hold on to a man to feel protected
and that's why
I'm always with him, something like that.
I don't like being alone, ever.
I always want to have
the person I like by my side.
[Itatí] While Caro and Isra
talk about their parents,
Jessica is trying
to play mommy and daddy with Locho.
I mean, if you like someone
in the house, you flirt with them.
I'm afraid they'll say, "Oh, as soon as
you get some, you spent the money."
Well, maybe I was the first person
you felt a connection with
because you're attracted to me,
and we get along.
So, I don't know
what you're so worried about.
Now I feel better. I'm not so worried now.
You gave me
some good arguments to defend myself.
[Itatí] I can't believe this!
It's like taking candy from a baby!
And very expensive candy too.
Now I know
how easy it is to make money here.
They're all like nails,
and I'm their hammer.
The plan is to follow the rules
so this watch will turn green.
I think mine is broken.
I want that green light, Lana, please.
- Hey, it could happen for us.
- I just wish I knew how.
[Itatí] While Locho pleads
for his watch to turn green,
Jessica is pleading for some greenback.
Think of a behavior
you don't like in the other person
and write them on a label.
[Itatí] Caro, you're gonna run out of ink!
Was it just one word?
You first, Israel.
What is the word you chose?
"Jealous."
And how do you perceive a jealous person?
They're sick.
Right.
Maybe he's right, but he's sick too
because he's jealous and doesn't show it.
- At least I'm jealous and show it.
- And you?
- I don't know if I should say "liar."
- Damn it!
I just can't get over
the fact that he kissed someone else.
Obviously, that makes me doubt him.
I feel like he's trying to play me.
Israel, you have
the opportunity to tell Carolina
why you love her,
what you like most about her.
You're very honest and very loving.
You have so much love to give,
and I'm crazy about you.
Wow. So cute!
It's I can't stop smiling.
I want to tell you that I love you
because you are a gentleman.
Above all, you know how to treat a lady.
[Itatí] More than one, actually.
You are caring.
You are for the most part, honest.
[Itatí] Didn't you say he was a liar?
And I like you too.
I'm really connecting
with Caro now, no filters, no lies.
And no playing the field.
Finally we kissed in the sunshine
The day we fell in love ♪
I don't want to get hurt like I always do,
but right now I feel good with him.
And who knows? Maybe
we could be in a relationship someday.
[Itatí] The connection
between these two has improved a lot.
If they get a night in the suite,
I think they could hold out.
[Lana] "Hmm, I don't know, Rick."
[disco music playing]
Show me out to the town ♪
Now we're living ♪
I'll take you to paradise ♪
[Israel mutters]
- What?
- We're talking about a Spanish friend.
- [Zaira] Oh, tell me.
- [Carolina] That you don't know.
Nothing, just that
you're in for a nice massage.
- [Clovis] Here.
- [Zaira] Sure.
I'm helping out Clovis with Zaira
because I don't want him
tending to to my flock, you know?
[Itatí] He's using the age-old technique
of licking the donut
so no one else can eat it.
Is that oil? It's great.
Zaira is so dazed around Clovis.
I think she deserves it
because I think
Nick is really fake with her.
[Itatí] Wow, Caro, how perceptive!
Because, obviously,
Clovis isn't being fake at all.
Oh my God!
But I'm used to having sex
after a good massage.
- [Carolina] I know!
- We're spoiling them, man.
We're workin' like dogs.
Let the games begin.
[Itatí] No, no, no, Nick!
Don't open the door!
Throw something at him!
Oh!
I didn't know what to do.
I wanted to hide under the pillows,
the blankets, anything I could find.
Just gotta calm down.
I don't know how I controlled my rage.
I'm so angry.
So angry. [exhales]
[whispering indistinctly]
I think they're gonna sleep together.
Things are intense.
Yeah, I'm gonna be
a little devil, but a patient one.
All in due time.
[Itatí] This little devil
is willing to hide under the bed
or at least under the sheets.
If you were his girlfriend,
I wouldn't be on top of you.
Exactly.
I know my destiny is already written,
so I just sit back and let it happen.
[Itatí] You're in a hippie mood, Lana.
Or should I call you "Earth Mother Lana"?
[Lana chimes] I organized a party
so they can relax and open their minds.
And something else
will be open the suite.
- [dance music playing]
- [indistinct chattering]
Yay! Party, party! [laughs]
[Itatí] This party looks dangerous.
Like one where you say
you're just gonna have one drink
and end up barefoot on top of a cop car.
Okay, that was too specific.
Beach party,
girls, some drinks, this hippie vibe
- I think it's awesome.
- Let's toast to this unique experience!
Let's have some fun!
[cheering]
Beach parties are my favorite.
The bonfire, the way Flor is dressed
I'm having a great time.
[Nick] Should we play
the spinning top game?
[cheering]
Obviously,
I like to play the spinning top,
just not with an actual top.
[Locho] Go, Nick! Do it!
- [Nico] Let's see what it is.
- Like a screw!
- "Do a striptease for your friends."
- [cheering]
[laughing]
[Israel] That damn golden Speedo!
- [Locho] That package needs extra postage!
- [woman laughing]
Everyone wants my body.
- No. I'm going over there.
- With Lilian?
[Itatí] What happened? What happened?
Who spiked the drinks with tension?
But Lili
All of a sudden, she got angry and left,
and I was like, "What the hell?"
[Itatí] What did I miss?
Are we already to that point in the party?
I'm like a cat.
I need my space.
What am I doing wrong?
I got carried away, and I think
I'm making up a crazy story in my head.
[Itatí] No! I want to see more
of that golden thong.
[laughing]
[screaming, laughing]
- [Israel] No way! Disgusting!
- [all laughing]
- [Locho] Delicious.
- [Israel] Pour them water!
Licking her would be enough for me.
"Who would you like
to have a sexual fantasy with
and what would it be?"
- With Caro and him.
- [whooping, laughing]
Obviously, daddy
can't be missing from a threesome.
I'm so mad. I'm so full of rage.
I'm waiting for this thing to turn green,
and it's moving backwards. Why?
[Itatí] As Mama Niu
would say, "I'm sorry for you."
[Lana chimes]
Nico and Flor.
In your last date,
you learned that being alone
doesn't mean you have to break the rules.
- Congratulations.
- [squealing softly]
[cheering]
[Israel] Good job, man!
[Lana] As such, it is time for
the most difficult test in this retreat.
- The suite.
- [cheering]
- [applauding]
- [Itatí] Are you clapping?
You should be praying.
Yay! [screaming, growling]
We're going to lose 30,000 dollars!
When did the treasurer approve this?
[Lana] Your watches won't turn green
for the rest of the night.
Be careful what you do in the suite.
Obviously, we're going to end up poor,
thanks to Flor and Nico.
- [Flor] Bye, guys!
- [Carolina] Bye!
Thank you, lovely Lana.
[indistinct chattering]
They have so much pent-up,
they're totally going
to get right to it without looking back.
How am I gonna back to Argentina?
I don't have a penny, man.
[Itatí] The treasurer! He only approves
when he's the one spending.
I'm worried
about these two being alone in the suite.
They'll be like school children
when the teacher leaves the classroom.
Oh, nice![laughs]
- [chuckles]
- This is amazing.
[giggling]
Let's enjoy the night.
- Cheers!
- To us.
To you, to me.
I don't know.
I'm crazy about you, for real.
Today, we go all the way. We're doing it.
RULE BROKEN
[Itatí] The Cordobans are hotter
than a cat on a hot tin roof.
I'm sorry, Lana.
It's going to be a lot of money,
but I'm not holding back.
RULE BROKEN
You do remember
this is a test, not a prize, right?
It's beautiful, we're together,
and all I can think about
is devouring her with kisses.
And I don't care about the rules.
RULE BROKEN
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a great bed you put in there.
[Itatí] Careful, Flor.
If you break it, it won't be cheap.
Another couple
that's ready to make some noise,
is Zaira and Nick,
but not in a fun way.
If I had said
I wanted to have sex
with Lili or Jessica,
what would you have done?
It wouldn't bother me.
- It wouldn't bother you?
- It wouldn't bother me.
- Want to know why?
- Why?
Because I know what you feel towards me,
and I know you're with me 24/7.
And if you're with me,
why did you get that massage?
Because I didn't think
it was wrong at the time.
I didn't think it was wrong
and I got carried away.
I don't know.
I don't know what Zaira is thinking.
I don't know why she's like that.
But I wasn't expecting
what happened today.
I want to feel alive,
and I want to feel free
to think and say whatever I want.
I already explained myself.
Did it make you feel bad?
Fine. I'm sorry.
I don't have anything to feel bad about.
I already told him that.
But I wanna get to know Clovis.
[Itatí] Wow!
This is more drama than a soap opera.
Um, what?!
RULE BROKEN
[Itatí] What's going on? Lana!
[Lana] The rules have been broken.
[Itatí] They aren't just breaking a rule,
they're breaking geometry!
[Lana] Money has been deducted.
[breathing heavily]
[Itatí yelling] Hey! Hey! What's going on?
- I'm whistling and clapping.
- [moaning]
[static buzzing]
[Lana breaking]
The rules ha have been bro broken.
- Let Locho sing. [fading] Locho sing
- [Itatí] Lana?
Someone blow on Lana.
We don't want her to overheat!
[Lana beeping]
Mo Money has been deducted
Ry Ryan Ry Gosling.
[Itatí] Oh no! She's overheating!
[Lana breaking] Fa
Failure, technical failure.
Recalculating. [beeping rapidly]
[Itatí] They made Lana short-circuit
with everything they're doing!
[Lana] Failure
Re re re recalculating
- [beeping]
- [Itatí] Stop already, please!
[Lana] Recalculating Recalculating
Recalculating Recalculating Recalcu
[explodes, sizzles]
- [long beep]
- [Itatí] They broke her!
But, with all that smoke,
she looks like a fancy humidifier.
I think some people didn't sleep,
and I don't mean Nico and Flor.
I mean the people who were worried
about all those special activities
in the suite.
- How much do you think they spent?
- [Lilian] Fifteen?
- [Locho] How much?
- [Israel] Five thousand.
No, I'd say 20,000.
The grand total,
not going through it line by line,
I'm in the clear.
Just a little tax for the house.
- Do you think?
- I'm not thinking anything.
Let's not think. It's done.
We enjoyed it. That's what's important.
How much is this going to cost?
I think I spent it all.
[Itatí] While some are acting
like bunnies and mice,
others are looking for good advice.
Hey! And it even rhymes.
Thinking about what happened last night,
and I feel like she wants,
you know, to let loose and stuff.
That's good, man. When you have feelings
or affection or love for someone,
that doesn't make them your property.
This is turning into possessive.
Trust her. You have to be
more confident in yourself, bro.
We aren't meant to be tied down, man.
When you like someone,
basically, you try not to let them go.
If you don't resolve these things now,
this will keep happening to you.
And it hurts because sometimes,
it isn't affection or love
we're feeling, but just a whim.
It's hard. It's hard to accept.
Relax, man.
I've noticed how tense you are,
like desperate, restless.
I felt this need to tell her
that I screwed up.
No one owns anyone. Careful with that.
[Itatí] Nick is worn out
from this Zaira situation.
And speaking of worn out,
here come Nico and Flor
to reintegrate with their horny commune.
The pink one! The pink one!
We're obviously going to lose money.
It's better if I accept it. Why get mad?
[whooping]
Pack your things. We're going home.
If it were up to Flor, we'd be broke.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Itatí]
While they're doing some accounting,
Lana is like new again.
But be careful. Her memory wasn't reset.
[Carolina] Anything you want to say
before you get ratted out?
- There's nothing to say.
- [Lana chimes] Hello, everyone.
[all] Hi!
[cheering]
[Lana] Now I understand how it feels
to melt down after an intense night.
[chuckles] Bring me a handkerchief.
[Lana] After being reconfigured,
I have a couple things to tell you.
Nico and Flor
[Israel] Damn it! Go ahead, Lana.
[Lana] An important part
of a relationship is respecting limits.
You clearly did not respect them.
We'll be sent home by bus.
- [Lana] There was kissing.
- Kissing, that's it.
Lana, don't tell everything, please.
[Lana] Oral sex from Flor to Nico,
oral sex from Nico to Flor.
Obviously, we lost the money.
- [Lana] Coitus.
- What is coitus?
- Sex!
- Oh, okay.
[Itatí] Oh, Zaira!
Now you don't know what that is?
[Lana] And other sexual situations
I didn't know were possible.
[screaming]
How could I resist eating that eggplant?
[Lana] I have deducted
twenty-one thousand dollars.
No way.
Dollars?
What are dollars? I need it in euros.
It's time to behave. Come on.
We always say that,
and then two hours later, we make out.
But this time, that hurt!
But we already agreed to watch the money,
that no one would be kissing
We are sharing.
If we're sharing,
let's have an orgy so everyone can share.
Lana, guess what?
I won't be able to pay you back.
Give me a job.
We're almost broke anyway,
let's just spend the rest of it.
- [Israel] Calm down.
- [Joel] Relax.
We should divvy up
the one dollar that's left
so everyone gets a piece of gum.
[Lana] In addition, there were
secret kisses between two people.
[gasp]
[Nico screaming]
Lana, don't tell on me.
You'll lose your treasurer.
And if I'm not in charge,
this will all go to hell.
[Lana] For that kissing,
3,000 dollars have been deducted.
You are left with 32,000 dollars.
It's amazing how fast
you can lose so much money.
It was 100,000 dollars.
[Clovis] They should at least
have the balls to fess up, right?
[whistling]
I think we should be honest
with what we say and what we do.
- Because the one kissing was Locho.
- [Itatí] How does Clovis know they kissed?
Oh, the grenades,
they tell each other everything.
I'm obviously
not gonna keep that intel to myself.
I like to watch the world burn.
So, don't be two-faced saying,
"Oh, careful with the money,"
and then kiss people under the sheets.
Let's take it down a notch.
Everyone else is spending
20,000 dollars, 20,000 dollars.
I only spent 1,000.
- Twenty, twenty, twenty! And me
- But we accept it!
[Itatí] Look at them,
saving coins and spending bills.
Hey, you spent 3,000.
I'm failing at my job.
I'm doing a bad job.
Something is happening.
[Lana] Remember,
it isn't about making money,
it's about not losing it. Goodbye.
- Right!
- [Jessica] That's it, Lana!
- [Joel] A slap in the face.
- [Nico] Bye, Lana.
[Itatí] Wow! I think
that's enough drama for today.
Let's call it quits.
Obviously not!
Let's go back to Zaira and Nick
'cause that's not over yet.
Za, I care for you.
But not in the way I should.
[Itatí] Nick got spooked, and now
he's trying to patch things up with Zaira.
I had a good talk with Joel,
and he made me realize
that caring for someone
shouldn't mean pressuring them.
I have a lot to learn.
I felt really good with you.
But I feel like
there are things
I'm self-conscious about.
When we argued the other day,
I saw things that reminded me of the past.
Sorry, but I don't belong to anyone.
I belong to myself. That's it.
And I'll be with whoever I want.
And I feel like
it might be
a good idea to see other people.
[Itatí] Well, Nick, there's nothing worse
than not fighting for what you want,
except for when you fight too late.
There are lots
of girls here, and lots of guys.
We should give ourselves
the opportunity to get to know them.
And who knows?
Maybe we'll miss each other.
We'll see what happens.
It's complicated caring
for someone and having to let them go.
- Can I have a hug?
- Obviously. Of course.
[Itatí] This is sadder
than Sophie's Choice.
My manhood is on the ground.
[Lana chimes]
What is it, my love?
[Lana] Hello, Isra.
Thank you for calling me "my love,"
but this time Clovis has a date.
- Hell yeah!
- Damn, dude!
I'm gonna take a risk
because no pain, no gain.
[Itatí] "No pain, no gain." Way to go!
[Lana] Who do you choose?
[Itatí] Please, choose me!
- I mean, who will he choose?
- I'll take Zaira.
[Itatí] What a surprise.
[Lana] Perfect. Get ready for your date.
It's right now, dude.
- Hell yeah! Thanks, Lana!
- What about me, Lana?
[Itatí] Isra,
you just never give up, do you?
While Joel is trying to stay close,
but not too close, to Lilian,
Nico and Flor
are still sore from last night.
And not from the physical activity,
but from the financial hit on the house.
- I think it was too much money.
- Locho is
- He's angry.
- When I think about it, I'd be angry too.
I keep losing more and more money.
I don't know what I'm doing.
[Itatí] I thought
these two would never get it.
But they understood
what 21,000 dollars is.
Let's not spend any more money.
It's so hard for me.
I can't talk about sex, I get wet.
[Itatí] Calm down.
In this heat, you'll dry fast.
Basically, we've decided to let
the tension build up, increases the heat.
- A kiss?
- No, no.
- On the forehead.
- Or the cheek, it's easier.
On the fore On the cheek.
[Itatí] Dear Saint Lana
of lost and horny souls.
Help them!
It was about time
Zaira started believing in love again.
The last time was like, three days ago.
[cheering]
That's it!
Now I have a date with Clovis.
This day couldn't start any better.
- You look like rich Arabs.
- [laughing]
["The Day We Fell In Love" playing]
Finally we kissed, for the first time ♪
Whiskey on your lips
Mixed with cheap wine ♪
Finally we kissed ♪
[Clovis] The place is amazing.
Natural sauna, hot tub.
I think this date is gonna go well.
I think Clovis is gorgeous.
He has a perfect body,
and he's beautiful on the inside too.
I think he's a great guy,
and I can feel
a strong connection between us.
[Itatí] Zaira, girl. Clovis can get
as clean as he wants in that shower,
but he's only interested in filthy money.
[Zaira] And I know
that Clovis is getting horny.
I think he likes complicated things.
So, Clovis, I'm really complicated.
[Itatí] Complicated?
It'll be complicated
for those two to control themselves.
I'm making my move on Zaira.
I have to be romantic, seductive,
make her have fun, feel comfortable.
Clovis's eyes, wow!
They're magical because I'm talking
to him and it's like I'm not even here.
I really wanna get to know you.
I think we have a lot in common
and that this could work.
I have to break out
my more romantic, more sensual talents,
which can be a lot of work,
but that's what it takes to get the girl.
You know what made me
want to get to know you better?
The activity yesterday, when you chose me.
[giggles] Yeah.
"Who would you like to have a
sexual fantasy with and what would it be?"
With Caro and him.
- [cheering]
- Hell yeah!
I added Caro so it wouldn't sound so bad.
Otherwise, everyone would've burned me
at the stake, you know?
How do you like that?
The youngest,
but I have the biggest balls.
Like I told you, since the first day,
I wanted to kiss your lips off.
[Itatí] Careful, Zaira.
Are you falling for him that fast?
Remember, Clovis is an actor.
Wow! Where did this guy come from?
[Itatí] I think he's from Grenades, Inc.
I'm willing to do whatever Zaira wants
in order to make her
fall for me hard and fast.
I'm never close-minded.
I go everywhere with an open heart.
I don't know what to do, kiss him or not.
Zaira, it's now or never.
Don't think, don't think.
RULE BROKEN
[Itatí] Oh no!
Zaira is always so innocent!
After their fling
in the hot tub and with everyone
putting their claws up for the end
- I'm so nervous!
- [Itatí] Lana has a secret to reveal.
COMING UP NEXT
[Lana] I have double agents
in the retreat.
[Itatí] How much money
will Jessica make off of Locho?
- Will Isra remain faithful?
- If you don't try, you'll never know.
- [Itatí] And how much money will be left?
- It wasn't me, I swear!
[Itatí] Will Nick join Zaira and Clovis?
We're just flowing and flowing
[Itatí] Who will take home
the dough I mean, the money?
Yes!
[Itatí] Is there
a bottle of champagne around here?
We'll see.
["Get Lost" by Trevor M. Simpson playing]
What if time wasn't wasted ♪
Went to those exotic locations ♪
Didn't put the dream off
Until we're dyin' ♪
We never wasted a moment ♪
Didn't wonder will it or won't it ♪
We just said fuck it, we're tryin' ♪
Yeah
We ain't gotta leave it for someday ♪
While everybody's waiting for Friday ♪
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