True Lies (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

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HARRY: I'm Harry Tasker,
husband, dad, computer salesman,
and for 17 years the most
important person in my life
didn't know I was also something else.
Omega Sector's top spy.
HELEN: I'm Helen Tasker,
wife, mom and professor.
After an unfortunate incident
where I found out our
whole life was a lie,
now I'm also a spy.
HARRY: Honey, all those things are true.
- They're just, you know
- HELEN: What?
HARRY: True lies.
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GIB [ON COMMS]: Harry, status check.
HARRY: I got the file, Gib.
I'm on my way back. I'm one klick out.
GIB: Copy that.
I'll be here waiting on you.
Hey, hey, Harry,
you've got a truck and a motorcycle
incoming fast to your position.
They do not look friendly.
Are they armed?
I'm seeing ropes.
So I think they want you alive.
Or, you know, alive enough to question.
Harry, bad guy coming up on your left.
Hey, you got to get out of there.
HARRY: How drive through a building?
I got no place to go, Gib.
[GRUNTS]
[SHOUTS]
Harry, y-you okay?
Well, it could be better.
I'm getting dragged down the street.
GIB: There's a flatbed pulling out.
You're gonna get smashed.
I'm working on it, Gib.
[GROANS]
[EXHALES]
Thank God you had that thing.
It's my lucky knife for a reason.
Oof.
Hey, honey?
Where's my lucky knife?
Oh, I moved it.
Technically, you're not supposed
to have non-regulation weapons
in the Omega gun safe. Just guns.
- Gun stuff.
- Oh.
Okay. So where is it?
Uh, check your sock drawer.
Hey, honey. I really
appreciate all the organizing
- you've been doing. I do.
- Thank you.
But, you know, I just have
a way that I like my things.
You'll like this better.
You just have to get used to it.
Yeah, you know, I've been
doing the spy thing a long time,
and I like my way of organizing. So
I'm familiar with
your way of organizing.
What is that supposed to mean?
- The IKEA bookshelf?
- What's wrong with the IKEA bookshelf?
- I-I built it fine.
- Uh
All the drawers were upside down.
- The drawers weren't upside down.
- They were.
Well, they were both sides the same.
- No, Mr. Man.
- I don't know, but it works fine.
Totally efficient.
Hey, honey, it's not in here.
Okay. Check the junk drawer.
Helen,
my lucky knife is not junk.
Helen?
- Hi, Jill.
- JILL: Hi.
- Good morning.
- JILL: Good morning.
Just the usual. Salted
caramel latte, please.
- No problem.
- Are you kidding me?
Do you know how much sugar is in that?
- Hi. Jill.
- Hi.
We're gonna put a pin in the diabetes.
He's gonna have a coffee, black.
And I'll have a latte with oat milk.
JILL: Okay. You got it. Coming right up.
- Thank you.
- HELEN: Okay.
Come on. Tell me about this
conference we're going to in Mexico.
It's the Telonyx sales conference.
You've been before, honey.
Yeah, but that was before
I knew it was a cover for
mysterious spy activities.
Oh, is that why you're
dressed like a 1930s detective?
I'm dressed like a spy.
A professional spy.
Well, look, it's not that mysterious.
Every year, Omega Sector
meets with spies from different
countries to go over threats,
exchange info, stuff like that.
But then why do they have to
have a computer sales conference
- at the same time?
- They have to send out a whole team
to set up logistics and security.
That many people showing
up to a resort every year
- looks suspicious.
- [BELL DINGS]
- That's why they created the Telonyx
- JILL: Order's ready.
family sales retreat.
- Our order's ready.
- No, your order's ready.
- We never ordered my order.
- GIB: Okay,
so this is the agenda for the trip.
This year, we're meeting with reps
from the Mexican intelligence services.
Emerging terror groups,
weapons proliferation,
industrial espionage
The usual list of nightmares.
Also in here is the sales retreat info.
You're gonna have to choose
chicken or beef for the banquet.
- Ooh, what-what kind of beef?
- Mm.
GIB: Short ribs. Uh, and, please,
study the sales training schedule,
because I expect you to be there. Yes,
- I'm looking at you, Maria.
- What? No. No. No, no, no,
no, no, no. They're so boring.
Last year, this guy
- literally said "Is it scalable?" 17 times.
- It's your cover ID.
- HARRY: Yeah.
- GIB: And it's important.
All right? We all got to do it.
Moving on, looks like Luther's gonna be
salesman of the year.
Oh! Hey. I love computer sales.
- [LAUGHS]
- It's about bringing people together.
All right. Okay. Very mature.
Making fun of the guy
who takes his cover ID seriously.
I take mine very seriously.
It's just my cover ID is
"person who doesn't care
about the sales cheeseballs
and who gets everyone dancing at
the after-party." You know, fun.
The salespeople, Maria,
are not cheeseballs.
And I would say "party lady"
is hardly a valid cover.
- Ooh.
- MARIA: Party lady?
Okay, anything that is
not "Omega Sector spy"
- is a cover ID, Luther.
- What's my cover ID?
- Spouse.
- Ah.
GIB: Remember, study up.
Chicken or beef.
What are you doing? I chose the beef.
I saw your cholesterol levels, so
you're gonna have the chicken.
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
HARRY: Hey, Gib?
Wait up a second.
I need some advice.
- What's up?
- It's about Helen.
Um, ever since she became
an official team member,
she's I don't know.
She's kind of changing stuff around.
You know? She's
kind of messing with
my vibe a little bit.
- Okay.
- Gib,
she lost my lucky knife.
- No.
- Yes.
Oh
Oh.
I know.
But I don't know what
to tell you, Harry.
You're the one who brought
her into this thing.
I know. But I was trying
to save my marriage.
And now it's all so complicated.
Yeah.
You see, that right there
That's why I don't mix
work and relationships.
Yeah, well, that ship
has kind of sailed for me.
So, I was hoping
I was thinking maybe you
could talk to her for me.
Me?
- Yes.
- No.
- You're really good at it.
- Not at that. No way.
I'm not getting in
the middle of you two.
No way, man. You made
your bed on this one.
You lie in it.
- Please?
- No.
[SIGHS]
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[MARIACHI BAND PLAYING]
[EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
- Buenos días.
- MAN: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
- [CHEERING, WHOOPING]
- Hey, hey.
["AMOR DE NIÑO" BY ARCHIE PENA PLAYING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Hey, hey, hey.
Taskeritos.
Mihomies.
We gonna hit up the dance floor later?
Yes. Totally. Absolutely.
Selfie with me.
DON: Salesman
of the year two years in a row.
That's amazing.
[CHUCKLING]
Yeah. Well, to me, Telonyx is, uh,
not just about computer sales. Right?
We're making the world a better place.
- Of course.
- [SLURPING]
Hey, you know, so, you know,
people are all about,
like, the operating system.
- Oh. Yeah.
- But
the processor is the
heart of a great computer.
- [CHUCKLES]: Yes. Yeah.
- You know?
No, Harry is always saying,
"Processors, processors,
- processors."
- [LAUGHING]
Yeah. You should come
to his bowling night.
- Mm.
- Yeah.
You can just talk shop and,
- uh even bowl.
- And bowl.
- [CHUCKLES]: That would be amazing.
- Yes. Yes.
- That would be so great.
- Yeah.
- Hey. We were just talking about you, man.
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah?
- BRAD [CHUCKLES]: Yeah.
["JARABE TAPATÍO"
BY SR ORTEGON PLAYING]
Uh, this is my jam. So I'm gonna
I'm gonna go jam.
[LAUGHING]
- Catch you later.
- All right, man.
- Catch you later. [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]
Oh
Did you just invite Gutter Ball Brad
to my bowling thing?
I was just trying to
keep up the cover story.
Have you seen Brad bowl?
I've seen him dance.
Hey, Gib. You like the cocktails?
- Hey. Eva.
- [LAUGHS]
Uh, yeah. Oh, they're great.
You know, you do a wonderful job
putting this conference
together every year.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Really. No, really.
Thank you. Well
well, the administrative
stuff isn't all that exciting,
- but
- [CHUCKLES]
I-I just wanted to let
you know I handled all
the pre-contact reports with Omega.
Uh, you didn't have to
- Wow. Wow.
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Well, it's no problem.
I I just wanted you to
have a little free time.
Maybe, you know
dance a little?
- No. Uh, that's nice, but, uh, uh
- Oh.
You know, I, um
I should probably go
double-check those reports.
- Oh.
- It's-it's get
- Hey.
- Wow.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- All right. See you.
- Okay. Bye.
Hey, guys, I'm gonna
make you some hot cocoa,
and then you guys are gonna have
a fun day with big activities.
If I can just get this thing open.
Just cut it. I mean, where's your knife?
[GRUNTS] I'm not sure. Ask your mom.
- Oh
- JAKE [CHUCKLES]: Oh, nice.
Man, I got to snap this.
- Jake, come on.
- [SHUTTER CLICKS] - DANA: Okay,
- forget it. We're gonna be late.
- Late for what?
The, uh the ATV thing.
- To some ruins. Supposed to be really great.
- Oh.
Ooh. ATVing to some ruins.
Those guys have the right idea.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- All right,
we should go to the pre-meeting
briefing with the Omega team.
Absolutely. But I need
to change my shirt.
We don't have to be down there
for another half hour anyway.
Oh, that's what you say
whenever we go to the airport,
- and we're always late.
- Honey, I'm a spy.
- I'm also a spy.
- I know you are.
But I've been to these meetings
- a-a lot of times.
- Hon, I think, well,
there's always room for improvement.
Ho-ho-ho. Look who's early.
Helen, you area good influence.
Usually, we're waiting
- on this guy.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- Huh.
[CHUCKLES] He didn't say I was late.
[CLEARS THROAT] You smell delicious.
Is that cocoa?
It's cocoa powder. I told
you that I should have
- changed my shirt.
- GIB: Hey, guys, let's focus.
Focus up.
Eva and her team did a great
job prepping for the meeting.
She's gonna go over details.
We've got a window of two hours
while the sales team is at a training.
Tomas is head of security.
He prepped the meeting site.
It's an old house on the north
side of the lake. The official story
is it's a congratulations
lunch for Luther Tenet.
While you guys are out, Ramon, Sofia
and I we'll hold down the fort here.
Luther's doing a security sweep
with the Mexican delegation right now.
When he gives us the all clear,
we'll head that direction.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- Till then, we'll Oh.
Well, look at that.
Hey, right on time, man. We
were just talking about you.
We're all set here, so if
everything's good with you,
- we'll just, uh
- Well, everything is definitely not good.
What? What's going on?
I don't know. It looks like someone
rolled up on the Mexican delegation
and they bailed out
of here in a big hurry.
The delegation torched
all the files they could,
and they got away, but
this place has been tossed.
Okay, that's bad. That's, uh
that's-that's really bad.
Bad? What's bad?
I'm not sure yet. Harry,
can you get eyes on the road?
So, let me get this straight.
There was no message,
no note, no nothing?
Gib, I'm telling you,
these guys are gone.
GIB: If that place got searched,
then we could be compromised.
There's no "if" about it, Gib.
Armed forces on their way.
Guys, we're under attack.
- Eva, Eva, Eva.
- Yes?
We need to make sure that all the kids
and the spouses out on
activities stay away.
On it.
Hey, Sofia, Ramon,
check the common areas.
Make sure we don't have any stragglers
- roaming the premises.
- GIB: Hey, Maria,
the sales team is in their breakout
session in the conference wing.
Okay, you got to get
them away from the hotel
and keep them from finding
out what's going on.
Me? But I barely know the sales team.
Well, get to know 'em.
We only got Hey,
- Harry, how long before we're surrounded?
- Three minutes, tops.
You got three minutes
to get them out the back
- and get gone, okay? Go. Go.
- All right. Yep.
Just keep 'em busy as far away
from the resort as possible.
I repeat, we are under attack.
- Are you talking to the people with the ATVs?
- What ATVs?
My kids are on an activity
with the ATVS to go see ruins.
- The resort doesn't have any ATVs.
- What?
Then where are my children?
Where are my children?
Know your customer.
Build relationships.
Uh synergy.
- ALL: Synergy.
- Hi. Synergy.
- Hey, everybody.
- ALL: Hey.
Corporate sent me here
to lead the sales hike.
- Sales hike?
- Yeah.
And we are way behind.
So we've got to get out there
right now, so everybody up.
- Hold on.
- Uh, uh, so, what if we don't like hiking?
Okay, I will let corporate know.
But, Rose, you got to get up.
This is a mandatory test
- of team, uh, cohesion.
- [OTHERS MURMURING]
Okay, we got to get out there
right now. The first test
is how fast you can
get out of here, Don.
So, we've got ten minutes, Anita.
No, two minutes and ten seconds.
- Two minutes?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Harry, something could
have happened to them.
Just hang on, we're gonna find them.
Okay, tracking Dana and
Jake's phones, and
- here, here.
- What is that?
GIB: Uh, it looks like a bar.
Why would they be at a bar?
Because they're bored
teenagers in Mexico.
Okay, well, we have to get them.
There's nothing I'd
rather do, but to get there
we got to go up that
road, through those guys.
- Harry, we're not just gonna leave them.
- We're not going to.
I'm gonna call Luther.
He's close to town.
Helen, it's gonna be okay. I promise.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hey, what's your status? I'm
heading back as fast as I can.
HARRY: Change of plans.
We're under attack.
What? It must have been the guys who hit
our Mexican contacts. Who are they?
We don't know yet.
Listen, Jake and Dana
They're out in a bar by the lake.
Gib's gonna send you the coordinates.
We need you to get them
- and keep them safe.
- Ha-Harry,
I don't have a ton of
hands-on experience with kids.
- What do I even say?
- Luther, you're a spy. Make something up.
[SCOFFS]
[CHATTER IN SPANISH]
Okay, I got 20 guys.
I see some AKs, some machine pistols.
They're spreading out around the resort.
The place is hardened.
They walls are reinforced
and the windows are bulletproof.
We can slow them down,
but if they come in close,
- we can't hold them off forever.
- Okay,
get to every entrance to the
building, and keep 'em covered.
Eyes on a swivel.
If anyone moves in, we need to know.
Harry, there are so many of them.
What are we supposed to do?
Looks like they're setting up
for intersecting fields of fire.
They want us to stay inside.
We're gonna have to hold them off.
We're gonna have to
protect Omega's intelligence
and preserve our cover. Hey,
any update on Maria?
Checking in now.
Keep going. Keep it moving. Yep.
[CHATTER IN SPANISH]
Yes. You guys are doing great.
I mean, this is what
it's all about, right?
Taking on new challenges.
Maria, I-I don't have
the shoes for this.
- Maybe they're the perfect shoes, Brad.
- No.
- Maybe it's about the mindset, okay?
- [SCOFFS]
You don't give up on your clients,
don't give up on your shoes, right?
- BRAD: That's funny.
- Let's go.
[CHATTER IN SPANISH]
Oh, no.
Oh, that's no good.
Who's that?
HARRY: His name is Jann Isaacs.
He's a spy hunter.
Former Danish intelligence gone rogue.
Uses his skills to target officials
in other intelligence agencies.
They must have gone after the spies
we came here to meet.
If they got their files,
it would've led 'em here.
- What does he want?
- Do you know how much a captured
CIA agent is worth to North Korea?
Well, what about Omega
Sector How much are we worth?
- Believe me, we don't want to find out.
- [PHONE RINGING]
You want me to take it?
No, that's all right.
Put it on speaker.
Las Marianas hotel and resort.
How may I direct your call?
Good afternoon.
As you may have observed,
my men and I are outside.
We are armed, we are serious,
we are here for the spies.
Spies? Uh
I don't see anyone by
that name in my system.
Is that a first or a last name, sir?
This is a conference
No, no, don't-don't play games.
Your Mexican friends escaped,
but they left some very
interesting papers behind
and it seems that there are
Omega Sector spies in the area.
And we would very
much like to meet them.
Omega what? [CHUCKLES]
- Uh, sir, I-I don't know
- Don't play games!
Bring them out now
or we will come in and take them out.
GIB: Okay, listen.
Say that there are spies here,
um, it's not like they're
just gonna raise their hands
and tell us who they are. [CHUCKLES]
JANN: Then we will
kill people one by one
until they identify themselves.
Okay, sir, this is crazy.
This is an established
Calm down, okay?
Just, don't be ridiculous here.
- [EXCLAIMING]
- GIB: Whoa!
Do you want to keep your story up?
You have no spies in a
resort that just happens
to have bulletproof windows?
A coincidence, perhaps?
My patience is growing thin.
Okay, all right, man.
Uh, we'll send out the spies.
Just-just give us some time.
Five minutes, no more.
They must be watching all the roads.
- Harry, the kids.
- Luther's trained in evasive tactics.
He'll keep them safe.
Oh, you guys need to check this out.
Come here, come here.
This is from Brazil last year.
Guy executed six people to
find a single undercover agent.
That's not gonna happen here.
How long do you think
we have to hold them off?
I'd say five, ten minutes
once the shooting starts.
I'll head to the balcony.
Best place to defend if they
come at the front. Hey. [WHISTLES]
HARRY: Just keep them
back. I got an idea.
Hey, Harry, you're not thinking of
taking 'em on directly, are you?
No. Those guys are locals.
Probably mercenaries and criminals
that he picked up along the way.
We might be able to
scare 'em off, though.
Do you have any explosives here?
A few planted in the
hotel in case we need to
- pull out and destroy the facility.
- Hey, Harry
are you thinking Sound and Fury?
Unless you got a better idea.
Sound and Fury it is.
- What's Sound and Fury?
- I'll explain to you on the way. Come on.
Hey, make sure everyone's
ready to fight. And warn Maria.
Yeah.
What kind of sales training is this?
It's just it's just walking.
Just walking.
- Okay, Brad
- Well, you know what I mean.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- Sales is about focusing
- on a goal. Hello?
- I
- GIB: Hey, Maria.
- Hi.
So, uh, things are looking bad.
Awesome. We're doing great here.
Bonding like you would not believe.
- It's Jann Isaacs.
- Oh.
He found us through the
Mexican spy delegation.
He's looking to take hostages,
and chances are you've
got men on your tail.
Thanks for letting me know.
All right, look, Maria,
we're not gonna be able
to get out there to
help you anytime soon.
Can you handle this on your own?
Well, I am
excited for the challenge.
Okay, I got to go. Good luck, Maria.
Thanks.
That was corporate.
They're really excited
everyone's participating
- in the sales hike.
- [GROANS]: Oh, man.
They [WHOO]
Just gonna take a
selfie for the newsletter.
Let's go.
- Maria, I have to pee.
- Huh?
Uh, and what would you do if
you had to pee during a sales call?
Go?
Or you hold it,
because nothing is more
important than a sale.
Right? I-It's the
it's the journey there.
So we're just gonna keep
moving and think dry thoughts.
Sound and Fury is a psyops tactic.
We use it when we're
outnumbered. Basically, the idea
is to trick the opposing
force into retreating.
HELEN: So that's what
the explosives are for?
HARRY: Exactly.
The C-4 looks like
Play-Doh and has an electric
- thingy in it?
- Yeah, that's it.
- That's it.
- Oh, okay.
The goal here is just
to stay out of sight,
make 'em think that
there's a bunch of us
and then hopefully scare
them into retreating.
Okay, so everybody goes out there and
Not everybody. Just me.
Excuse me?
Harry, you're going alone?
Ugh. This sucks.
We could have gone Jet
Skiing on the water,
but you wanted to go
and try and buy beer.
Three bars and zero beers.
Okay, who knew Mexican
bartenders could tell
a fake ID from Maryland?
If you paid a little more
attention in Spanish class,
you could have convinced them.
I mean, what did you
say to that one guy?
"I drink allowed. Very old."
Okay, well, it doesn't
make me look any older
when you stand there looking like
you're about to pee your pants.
- I wasn't gonna
- LUTHER: Hey, guys.
Ha!
Dana and Jake Tasker. The Taskeritos.
That doesn't sound good when I say it.
This What are This is fun,
that I just bumped into you guys
like this by accident. I, uh
What are you guy what are you doing?
Uh, hey. Uh, nothing. We weren't, uh
What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed to be
doing, like, sales stuff?
[SCOFFS] I mean, whatever. Sales.
I'm just, like, so over it. You know?
I just want to, like, get out,
see the sights, have some fun.
Here's an idea.
Taco crawl.
Taco crawl?
Yeah, we were actually
- about to just walk back or whatever.
- JAKE: Yeah. Yeah.
Come on, guys, tacos.
- Who doesn't love tacos?
- I am kind of hungry, so
Okay, well, you're always hungry.
Settled. We're going to get tacos.
All right? I know this great place.
It's Where it is is
down There It's
Um, I know it when we get in the car.
Been there a lot.
We need to find some way out
of the building for Harry.
Someplace where he won't be seen.
Well, there are some
windows on the east side.
GIB: I need something with cover.
The utility room.
There's an access grate. It
goes through those bushes.
GIB: Yes! Yes, this is perfect.
I could ki-kiss you
Oh, Tomas!
Hey, how we looking out there?
Guys, we have a problem.
I think they're done waiting.
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
Move! Move!
[GASPS]
HELEN: Harry, I don't
understand. How can it
possibly work for you
to go out there alone?
Well, the same way it worked in Lebanon,
Somalia and Haiti.
So, I've got about a
dozen explosive charges.
- How we coming on those detonators?
- I did the best I could.
- They're all on different channels.
- It'll have to do.
And what kind of
tactical gear do we have?
There's a small armory,
but there's just the basics.
- [GUNFIRE CONTINUING]
- Ah.
They're coming in, guys.
All right, Harry.
Let's rock and roll, baby. It's go time.
Let's go.
GIB: Tomas, two coming in
on the west side, on your right.
East side, I got two more
trying to get in along the wall.
No, H-Helen, I don't need that.
Thank you so much, but I
have a way of doing things.
Harry, I'm just trying to make
sure that you have everything
that you need. Remember
during our honeymoon,
- you forgot your toothbrush.?
- Yeah Toothbrush?
- Uh-huh.
- Gib, what's my approach?
Utility room grate. East side. Go.
Okay. No, I don't need
that. Thank you so much.
So, they were married
before she worked for Omega?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Yeah, then he blew his cover
and they brought her in.
Tomas, two more, coming up on your left.
That's sweet that they work together.
You think it's sweet?
I'm worried that they're
- gonna kill each other.
- Well, it's not always comfortable
bringing in someone new.
Sofia, 11 o'clock!
But it can be good.
New energy, new ideas.
Speaking of, I think we can hack
the radio frequencies
of the guys outside.
- You can? Seriously?
- Yeah.
We can slip in some
disinformation when Harry's ready.
Make them believe they're outnumbered.
Get them to retreat.
That's a that's an amazing idea.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- [LOUD EXPLOSION]
- BOTH: Aah!
Uh, Ramon, Sofia,
I need you guys to concentrate
your fire on the two units
moving along the wall on the west side.
- [EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE]
- Wha-What What are all those noises?
- Those?
- Yeah.
They're the fireworks.
And why are there fireworks?
Um, the festival.
In town. Uh, Festival del Arte.
It's-it's a big thing. It's a big deal.
Well, are-are we gonna
stop soon? I mean,
look, the people
They're-they're tired.
- Uh-huh.
- And we didn't bring any water.
- And I still have to pee.
- Okay, well, Rose can't have any water,
- right? And
- Uh, but
We'll stop soon. Pretty soon.
- I think it's just up there.
- But
Just, we've just got
to keep going, okay?
- Okay.
- You're doing great.
Keep going, keep going.
Doing great. Keep going.
Not gonna get away like this.
Wait!
Harry.
- I'm going with you.
- What are
what are you talking about?
I'm going out there with
you. I'm not gonna let you
- go out there alone.
- No. Absolutely not.
It's too dangerous.
Too dangerous? Harry,
if this doesn't work out,
those guys out there
are gonna come in here
and I'm gonna be in danger anyways.
Okay, look, look, the whole
point of Sound and Fury
is to be invisible, stealthy.
Two people can be stealthy.
Remember when we used to
sneak into the kids' room
and put money underneath their pillows?
- That was one of us, right?
- People weren't shooting at us
when we were playing
the tooth fairy, Harry!
All I'm saying is I've
done this before, Helen.
There's a way I do things.
Well, it's not always the best way.
Helen, you cannot come in
here and change everything.
I'm not trying to change everything.
But you can't cut me out.
I'm part of this team, too.
You have your chest plate, a gun,
multiple packs of C-4,
and I don't even know how
many detonators in the same bag.
You think you're gonna
keep that all organized?
You don't think I could
be a little bit helpful?
Okay, okay, it could possibly be helpful
if somebody handled detonators.
Then I'll handle the detonators.
[GUNFIRE CONTINUING IN DISTANCE]
So, what's up with you skipping out
on all the sales stuff this
afternoon to go to the bar?
Dad always talks about how
you're, like, Mr. Sales.
Does he?
I guess I do have a bit of a reputation.
No doubt.
I mean, Dad has this really
funny impression of you.
- Remember?
- Yeah.
I know. "Hey, baby,
"computers are what
brings the world together.
- Hey." Yeah.
- It's not quite like that.
It's not as funny when you do it.
Eh
So, uh, where, exactly,
is this taco place?
Um, I don't know exactly where it is,
but it's here somewhere.
DANA: Okay, well, it's kind of weird
that someone would sell tacos out here
- rather than by the lake.
- It's not weird. It's not weird.
It's Mexico. They just
- They do things a little differently down here.
- Um,
guys, I think that Jeep's following us.
DANA: I think they
want you to pull over.
- JAKE: Is that a gun?
- Guns?
- Why do they have guns?
- Probably the police.
Obviously you were
trying to buy beer earlier.
You think the beer police is
- chasing us with guns?
- Yes.
Hey, guys, you ever try to, um,
outrun the cops?
- What?
- Let's get crazy. Let's do it.
[GASPS]
What are you doing?
What do you think,
I'm just a-a sales guy
that's never run from the cops before?
- You've done this before?
- Sure.
[GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE]
GIB: Okay, Team Tasker, you're
gonna plant those charges
in the trees behind the gunmen.
Then, on my go, you're gonna
light up those boxes of ammo
and lure them back toward you.
Tomas, they're trying the lobby,
straight ahead.
Harry, you are 78 yards
west of the tree line.
- Helen.
- Helen, you're slipping.
Speed up, speed up.
Okay, stay low, guys.
They're-they're right in front of you.
Ramon, you got two creeping
up on you right now.
Your east side. That is your right side.
- [GROANS]
- Tomas, what happened?
I'm hit, but I'm okay.
Guys, keep firing. Keep firing.
We got this. I'll go get Tomas.
[COCKS GUN]
Hey, Harry, we're down a
man over here. You ready?
I guess we'll have to be.
[GRUNTS]
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- Hold your fire.
- Had enough?
- [LAUGHS]
Enough? Oh, baby, we're
just getting started.
What kind of game do
you think you're playing?
Omega Sector doesn't play games.
Why do you think you've
never captured one of us?
You have no idea who
you're dealing with.
You don't think I know
a bluff when I hear one?
We shot your man on the
balcony. We're coming in.
Oh, don't bother. We'll come to you.
Harry,
you're up. Make some noise.
In the trees. Behind us. Go! Go!
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
Helen, detonate in five,
four, three,
two, one.
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
Find them!
HARRY: Charge three. Go.
Helen, detonate the charge.
Already on it.
[GRUNTING]
Maria!
Maria!
Maria.
- [CUFF ZIPS]
- DON: Maria!
- There she is.
- Oh
- Hey.
- Hi.
- I'm here. Okay.
- Okay, great.
Where were you? We
were worried about you.
Why did you wander off?
- Are you bleeding?
- [GASPS]
I Yeah.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, pumpkin.
Yeah, the thing is, I, um
I, uh, went to find a bush
- [GASPS]
- Okay.
Sorry, Rose. And
- then, yeah, I got separated and I
- BRAD: Yeah?
fell on a rock.
But you know what, it's okay.
You're safe now.
- BRAD: Yeah.
- You're safe.
[GUNSHOT]
GIB: Okay, Eva, time
for your radio tricks.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
-
- GIB: Harry.
Hey, Harry, it's working.
It's working, man.
They-They're pulling back.
- What about Jann?
- Uh, Jann's not moving yet.
I'm on it.
They're shooting at us!
This is insane! Aah!
What is going on?!
Hold on.
JAKE: Oh, oh, my God!
DANA: Oh, my God!
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
Who's the nerdy computer guy now, huh?
So, how 'bout those tacos?
Hold your ground!
It's a trick.
[GUN CLICKS]
JANN: I know you're behind there.
And I know you're out of ammo.
Harry, what's going on?
- Jann's approaching your position.
- Yeah, I know.
Gib, I'm out of ammo.
Well, you need to get out of there now.
What do you want me to
do, throw my gun at him?
- Harry! Your taser pen.
- What taser pen?
It's the last thing I
gave you before you left.
- Where is it?
- In the front pouch,
where you used to keep your lucky knife.
- Hmm.
- JANN: You have a decision to make.
You want to be taken alive or dead?
I'd rather take you
alive, since your corpse
is worth half as much,
but it's up to you.
No answer.
[COCKS RIFLE]
Dead it is.
[GRUNTING]
HELEN: Harry, are you okay?
Yeah. Turns out this taser pen is
lucky as well.
- Good thinking, honey.
- Ah!
GIB: Checked in with
Omega, satellites confirmed.
Jann's team indeed pulled out.
Orders are to clean up,
get Jann back to an exfil
site and back to Omega.
Then bring everybody back
to the resort, and limbo.
- ♪
- Party time.
You know, it doesn't matter if you have
the lowest sales numbers.
- Oh.
- Doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if
you have the highest.
You're-you're one of us
now. You know that, right?
Yeah. Yes, I do
Than-Thank you, Brad.
- You're welcome, you're welcome.
- Yeah, that's really special.
Thanks. Make sure she knows that.
- I will.
- Make sure.
- MARIA: I know.
- You know.
- MARIA: Yeah, I know.
- I'm gonna get another drink.
Okay, you do that. You have fun.
- That's a great idea, Brad.
- Yeah.
MARIA: Maybe a little less.
You could light his blood on fire.
You know, everyone keeps
talking about how they saved you.
They must have been pretty worried.
I may have been a
little wrong about them.
- Thank you.
- They're all right. They're fun.
Hey, um,
I'm sorry that I gave you so much
trouble about the sales award.
That's okay.
My afternoon as the "party
guy" with the Tasker kids
- didn't go that easy either, so
- No?
- Um, call it even.
- Okay.
- Oh.
- [CHUCKLES] Hey.
Uh, hey.
So, uh, I just I-I just
wanted to-to let you know
how incredible you were today.
Well, I'm, uh I'm just doing my job.
Yeah, but it's a job that I do solo,
and today I was a little
bit better because of you.
- Really?
- Really.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Um you're welcome.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
So, um, about that dance, you
Oh, uh
I thought you would never ask.
Oh.
Hi.
Mom, why do you keep hugging us?
Because I missed you
when you were at the ATV thingy.
And you know, moms loving
their kids and stuff.
- There's Maria. I'm gonna go dance with her.
- Okay.
Love you.
["NO ME AGUANTO" BY
MIKE JIMINEZ PLAYING]
Love you.
- Want to dance?
- [LAUGHS] Yes.
Oh, but first, I have a confession.
I might have
given your lucky knife to the Goodwill.
Helen.
There were two boxes.
One was for old tools
and then the other one was for donations
and I think I put your
lucky knife in that box.
[SIGHS]
That's okay. It's okay.
- I'll just get another wife Knife. Knife.
- Oh.
[LAUGHS]: Okay.
You saved everyone today.
We saved everyone.
So you really didn't
like sharing a toothbrush
- on our honeymoon?
- No.
That's disgusting. Harry.
Oh, okay. So, then you'll agree that
maybe sometimes you shouldn't
mess with other people's stuff.
[LAUGHS]
♪