Wedding Season (2022) s01e06 Episode Script

1
Trust me.
No, Katie!
Stick you in a warehouse
with an actual murderer.
No, Katie!
That's what Katie did, isn't it?
She is not worth this.
I don't know what you want from me.
I want you to go.
This was taken at the Delaney Plaza.
Do you recognize the woman she's sat with?
Maybe it had something to do
with those guys in the vans.
Actually, he might be right.
I know there's more to this.
Sorry it's a little smaller
but no one knows you're in it.
Knowing what you know.
Well
I'm sorry.
Hey, Katie!
Well, you're not sharing.
It's my wedding day after all.
It wasn't always like this
around here, you know?
Yeah?
I mean, it wasn't nicer,
just when there's many buildings.
But I'll be buggered
if I let them knock us down too.
Smash our old bones.
Put up shiny bloody towers
like that big bastard over there.
That no one lives in, I bet.
Oh, that is vile!
How do you drink that, Katie?
It tastes like Calpol.
Well, it's still alcohol!
Love, we own a pub,
you're gonna have to learn
to drink proper drinks at some point.
Dad, I'm 15.
Yeah, exactly!
We're not in America anymore.
My teenage child can drink
if she wants to.
I'm really proud
of how you've adjusted over here.
And how you are with Claire.
I mean, I know it's been
just the two of us since Mom
But
It doesn't hurt to have someone else
on the team.
What's that?
Just a little something
for you to remember today by.
It was your Mom's.
It's beautiful.
I don't think I'll be able to fit
much Sambuca in it though.
Oh, hilarious. It's for perfume.
- Oh, for perfume.
- Yeah.
I never would have guessed.
If you don't want it,
I'll just take it back.
- No, no, I think it will be fine.
- No, come. It's all right.
Paul, you better not be harassing
my step daughter!
Come and get your husband, Claire.
Come on with me, it's almost cake time.
Look, mate. I'm not gonna sign it.
You're really starting to
wind me up. We're not telling you again.
If he wants me to sign it,
he can come down
Are you taking to fucking piss me?
All right.
Look, you seem like nice couple of lads,
you don't need
to be carrying it on like this.
Look. It's your choice, mate.
Sign this
and the deal goes through tomorrow.
Or we go back in there.
You won't like that.
- Oh, fuck this.
- Where are you fucking going?
Let's fucking go!
- Go!
- Dad!
- Go! Go!
- Dad!
Go! Go, man! Go!
I'm o I'm okay.
I'm okay. Don't Don't cry, love.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
- It's all right. It's all right.
- No.
No!
Are you all right?
Yeah.
It's just that, if the Delaneys
are connected to this “Block,”
then it has something to do with this guy.
We need to find him, like fucking pronto.
He was at Hugo Delaney's house
when Stefan broke in.
So maybe our boy, Stefan,
saw a partial plate or something.
You think he might remember
a partial plate
from weeks ago,
after everything he's been through.
Look, this
This Block stuff is a rabbit hole.
It's all gonna still all be here tomorrow.
Let's go for a drink.
I'm buying.
I mean, how can I say no to that?
I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna get my coat.
Okay.
I'll be like two minutes.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, Jesus, son!
Stefan! Stefan! Stefan!
No, Stefan!
Stefan, breathe!
Buddy.
Things are not bad.
Jesus! Ha!
It was Metts.
What?
It was Metts.
Ready to go?
Stefan Bridges is dead.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Stabbed in his cell.
Danielle Metts, I'm arresting you
on suspicion of attempted murder.
You do not have to say anything
I didn't think you knew
where the armory was.
Put your hands above your head.
Danielle. Please.
You're not gonna pull the trigger.
You don't know that.
I know you love me.
Danielle.
During all our fittings,
I never pegged you as the future star
of one of those murder podcasts.
Well, you know
Shit happens, Vince.
I have dinner plans and a low Uber rating.
So if you're trying to kill me,
you better do it before 8:30.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck all these up
unless you tell me everything you know
right now.
About what?
I know who comes in and out of here.
You might as well advertise,
“Suits for all your fraud
and murder trials.”
I'm a Black working class designer,
I don't get to be choosy.
I know how people talk around you.
The Delaneys, they trusted you.
They were in here all the fucking time
spilling their guts
and I'm willing to bet
other people were too.
So fucking talk!
I don't know what you're talking about.
But if you are gonna destroy those,
I probably should make some more.
Hey!
I'm not someone
who's got a lot of options right now.
I will not be threatened
by a poor little rich girl.
I will not.
A poor little rich girl.
Oh, my God.
I just realize you don't know
anything about me at all.
There's a card counter at table 12.
Am I literally the only one
who checks the women?
Well
Go.
Sexist.
Hello.
How was the floor?
Horrible.
This is the worst place
on maybe the whole entire planet of Earth.
Well, that's probably true
but I do think I have something
that might cheer you up.
What is this?
The most sexually confusing place
on Earth.
Okay.
- We call it the blackmail box.
- Intriguing.
We got tapes from hidden cameras
in all the private suites.
Celebrities, politicians, kinky bastards.
Whoever! We've got them all.
Oh, gross!
Is that Chriss, you know,
one of the Chrisses?
It's actually two of the Chrisses.
Shut the fuck up!
It's like the Sistine Chapel of Dicks.
What?
Keira, will you marry me?
Yes!
To my beautiful wife.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
I thought we could try something.
Fuck, yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay.
How can I get my hands off you, darling?
You just have to be patient.
You know, you've been a very bad boy.
Yeah.
You killed my Dad.
You murdered him, Conrad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
His name was Paul McConnell.
And he owned a small pub in Manchester.
He was kind.
He was warm.
And he was funny.
He was a wonderful man
and I watched him die in the street.
And you, you ordered it.
Keira, I don't know who you think I am
but I did fuck all in Manchester,
and I didn't do shit to your dad.
I saw you in the car that night.
You ran a development company.
It was your men hounding my Dad every day.
Your men killed him.
You're the one who directly benefited off
of ruining my life.
If you know so fucking much,
then you probably know
that we're a shell company.
What?
Listen. The same people who paid me then
are the same people who pay me now.
The Delaneys.
As in Delaney Casino?
Robert Delaney told me
to send those lads around.
The Delaneys killed your dad, not me.
Babe, I swear.
I'm nothing.
I'm like a fucking tadpole.
It's like I always tell you,
there's always a bigger fish.
I love you.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, fuck!
You married me!
My father died on his wedding night.
I wanted you to know what that felt like.
- Fucker!
- Oh, fuck!
Fuck! Keira!
You're a fucking bitch
and you're a bad person.
Yeah, and whatever you tell yourself,
you know you're worse than me.
Fuck! Come on! Keira!
Keira! Keira!
God, this was all supposed
to be over years ago.
All those fucking people died
at my wedding.
And I totally fucked things up
with Stefan.
And now I'm dealing
with something called, "The Block."
We need a drink.
Security isn't a
If I found out that you've got anything
to do with this, everything
Anything about what was going on here.
This is my fucking
See that shit, waste of fucking time.
And, you know what? Fuck that.
I see this bullshit
I am ticking fucking time bomb.
You know what? I'm out.
Come on.
No, wait. Fucking Jesus!
What the fuck, man?
Shit.
They're letting the internal affairs
arseholes handle Metts.
Total cover up.
So they can avoid
the worst publicity possible
on the biggest fucking case
we've ever had.
She tried to kill me!
I know.
I need to bring Katie into custody.
So can I go home now?
Nope. She's been spotted in London.
Look, I don't know what is going on here,
but getting to Katie is the only way
I'm gonna find out.
And since I want her alive
and kicking when I bring her in,
and I am gonna fucking bring her in
I need to show her something
that she wants,
which is you for some reason.
I mean, is that even allowed?
Fuck it. I'm allowing it.
Not to speak ill of the dead,
but a few years back,
Hugo Delaney
got one of those micro pigs as a pet,
but it got too big, so he ate it.
You know, I'm allowed
to speak ill of the dead,
because I'm gonna be one of them soon.
You can't.
Who are they, Vince?
- The Block.
- Okay.
- They want me dead.
- Okay.
Maybe I do know something.
Enough to say that they are bad news.
They work like venture capitalists
but for organized crime,
it's all very corporate.
They backed the Delaneys for years.
I don't know what happened,
maybe they fell out.
Middle-aged men
can be incredibly dramatic.
But killing eight people,
that's no big deal to those guys.
And they're growing too.
How do you mean?
There's a wedding in a couple of days
between the daughter of the big boss
of the Block.
And the son of one of the Texas mob.
It's like a crime family merger,
except with sequins.
What?
And guess who's making the dress.
So then, tell me about
What's his name?
Stefan.
Where are we now?
London.
That was fast.
Not for me.
Been listening to you snoring.
You sound like Chewbacca
fucking an old motorcycle.
That's a good one.
So are we like partners now?
Absolutely not. No.
You're still in custody.
But for some reason, you're the only
person I can trust right now, so.
So your partner didn't seem
like a murderer to you?
Your girlfriend seemed
like a murderer to you?
That's fair.
Although I don't think she is a murderer.
I think she's selfish and manipulative.
A total liar.
But she's not a murderer.
Yeah, well
I may have to agree with you on that one.
But I'm still bringing her in,
you know that, right?
I know.
I just wanna make sure she's okay
and then
I can be done with all of this.
Yeah.
Do you wanna see something
absolutely horrible?
It's so big that it's got
its own private plane to Texas.
I mean, literally riding alone
like a passenger.
Vince, can you help me?
I really don't know that to say?
But if I were you
I'd run,
as far as your little legs can take you.
Maybe become a fisherman, or a nun.
It worked for Whoopi.
I can't sing.
Stay alone, stay quiet.
And be grateful everyday
that the Block let you live.
And what about Stefan?
- Maybe if I give him some
- Look.
The best thing you could do for that boy
is stay the hell away from him.
No, I get it.
Come on!
Did I tell you that it lights up as well?
No.
I'll show you.
It's got a battery pack
somewhere behind here.
Are you ready?
One, two
Turn the fucking radio off.
There's been a charge on Katie's bank card
in East London.
Okay. Let's roll.
Yeah, I've got an idea.
Matthew!
Oh, for God's sake!
Do you think she's armed?
I don't think so.
Listen, can we
Can we get five minutes alone together?
Stefan, we've been in that car together
for hours!
Not with you, obviously not with you.
Oh, no. No. No way, no.
This is why you brought me.
I can bring her in safely for you,
I can do that. Let me do it. Please.
All right. Don't fuck it up.
Stefan?
Hi.
You're okay?
Yeah, sort of. Okay.
No! No!
You have to stay far away from me
because I am very dangerous.
Okay.
Oh, but you're
And I miss you, I do.
I'm going to be a nun.
What?
Like Whoopi.
That way no one can find me. Ever.
Okay, I don't really think
that's how it works, Katie.
The Delaneys killed my dad, Stefan.
They murdered him.
They wanted his pub,
so they got someone
to stab him at his wedding
and I was there and I held his hand
while he bled out in the street.
That's why all this happened.
That's why I've done all this to you.
I wanted to get revenge on the Delaneys.
I wanted them to hurt.
But I didn't kill all those people,
the Block did it.
They did it!
And now it's all just a mess.
And I don't wanna feel like this anymore.
I don't deserve to be like this.
And I'm sorry! I am!
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I want
I wanna tell you everything.
I've always wanted to be honest with you.
- Katie
- And I
And I'm telling you this, love.
You're so pretty.
He's pretty. Look at him.
Hi, you've reached DCI Metts.
Leave a message.
Hi.
I
I don't know what's happening here but
You know, whatever you're going through,
I can help.
You're so pretty. Really. I love it.
So pretty. You're a pretty man.
Katie, Donahue is outside.
Who is that?
The cop who's been chasing us.
I've been sent here to bring you in.
Now, we have two options.
We can go ahead the front door
to Donahue and we can face the music.
Or we can go ahead the back door
and keep running
and try and fucking figure
all of this out.
Whatever you decide to do
I'll be right beside you.
I choose the front door.
You sure.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, I just want you
Just to be safe.
Wait, which one is the one with no cops?
No cops is the back door.
I wanna do that.
Right. Fuck.
Okay.
Smile at the man.
Oh, shit. Don't you fucking
Don't you
Get down!
Fuck.
So you can use your marriage
to Hugo to get your Dad's pub back.
Wow, that's a
A lot?
Katie
I know what it's like to feel alone
in the world.
And that kind of loss it's
I could see how it could push you
a bit far.
It is a lot.
So
How do you actually steal a building?
I'm glad you asked.
Okay.
First of all, I found Hugo's Shih Tzu.
- Taxi!
- Excuse me, is she yours?
I was just in a shop,
and then you just hid.
Naturally, he asked me out for a drink.
Oh, hi. Hi. Hello.
Just to say thank you,
can I take you for a drink or something?
Like that, exactly like that.
Can I take you for a drink?
Then of course, we got engaged.
The phone I “borrowed”
at Yuna and Rory's wedding
Thanks.
Belonged to the cyber security engineer
who built all the software
for the Delaney Casino.
Kiss, kiss, kiss!
At Zach and Connor's wedding,
I roofied Victor,
the Delaney family lawyer.
Once I got into his laptop,
I changed my prenup
and made sure that in the event
of a divorce from Hugo,
as a result of an infidelity,
I would get the building
or my Dad's pub used to be.
So
Yeah!
When we were in Vegas,
I used the code from Gabriel's phone
to get into the back room at the casino.
There they keep USBs of blackmail material
on all of their VIPs.
Like Hugo, who cheated on me
at the night of his bachelor party
in Vegas.
Sure, why not.
And there's my grounds for divorce.
Stay.
Before Anil and Leila's wedding,
the reason I had to leave you at Hugo's,
which broke my heart by the way,
was because I was at the Delaney Plaza,
explaining the plan to the only person
it really mattered to,
my stepmother Claire.
Those people that killed Dad,
they're finally going to get
what's coming to them.
I'm going to damage them.
And I'm going to tear this place
to the ground.
We are finally going to get
real justice for Dad.
So, yeah. That's it.
That's everything.
He loved that place.
You would have love that place.
You know what I don't understand?
Is why the Block killed the Delaneys?
Or why they wanna kill me?
So I guess I just disappear.
Hope they don't find me.
So, you're what, just gonna wait to die?
Well, and hide. I'll also be hiding.
No. No, you cannot put me through
all of this for that.
I was literally hung and left for dead
and you wanna hide?
- I'm sorry, what?
- Yeah.
The cop. Metts. She's fucking corrupt
or something, I don't know.
But when I was at the police station,
she tried to kill me.
It wasn't my best experience.
To be honest.
Oh, my God.
Oh, baby.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
- Metts?
- Yeah.
Metts?
Yeah, that's her. Yeah.
What's this?
I knew, I recognized her.
This is a fitting photo
for some big wedding
the Block are having in the States.
I bet you, she works for the Block.
Well, then, I mean, maybe
she killed the Delaneys.
Sure.
Okay. All right.
So we just got to find her and
Or figure out what she knows.
Katie, this could clear your name.
Yeah, I supposed it could.
But, Stefan, after everything
that's happened,
I realized that I hate putting you
in danger.
And the Block are very, very dangerous.
Katie, you are very, very dangerous.
Thank you.
No, I'm serious.
You're fucking petrifying.
Okay.
You can't stop now.
Come on,
there's got to be something we can do.
Something
I got something.
Vince needs the dress kept
at exactly 24 degree Celsius, Captain.
No more no less, or it's on your head.
Understood, Ma'am.
Do you think Vince will be okay with this?
- Probably not.
- Okay.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you.
Hey.
I'm so happy you told me everything.
It's you.
Cin-cin?
Chinny cin-cin.