Who's Your Daddy (2020) s01e06 Episode Script
Triple Siyapa
[Title Montage]
Oh God.
Is anybody there?
Hi.
[Prem] Please leave me.
Hello. Here's the CD.
CD. Please play it for me.
It plays perfectly fine.
- Mikka
- It will only take two minutes.
I have to go for Mikka's wedding.
That's okay. There's a party going
on inside. Please come.
- No.
- Please come.
No, madam. The last time
So, you remember it.
- I remember it.
- You have to come.
- No.
- Come on.
Great. The CD is working.
Damn it.
[Laughing]
You get tense easily. Your tests
are done.
You shouldn't have given me the
medicine last time.
[Laughing]
Don't worry. All the reports
are fine.
Okay. I must leave then.
Listen. Tell us your name at least.
My name is Prem Singh Barnala.
- Greetings.
- Damn it.
- Who are you?
- I am Pammi.
Happy Anniversary, Mr. Dubey.
Happy Anniversary.
Papa is quite shy.
But when a Punjabi man drinks,
he becomes exciting and naughty.
[Song playing]
[Drums playing]
I was gone for 12 years. When I
returned, I brought back Tikka.
[Cheering]
The celebrations begin when Rakhi
dances with Mikka.
[Song playing]
Soggy is here.
Let's go.
Hey, didn't you hear me. Come
with me!
[Song playing]
New relationships were being
formed
bringing happiness in life.
[Song playing]
But how is it possible that
everything goes well in my life?
[Clapping]
Hey, stop it. Go there.
[Snaps fingers]
[Shutter closes]
Hey!
Hey!
What are you thinking?
Get the shutter open.
Open it.
[Shutter opens]
- Why are you pushing me, Biji?
- Go!
Pissu, this was your second time.
If you do it again, I will break
your leg.
- [Beating with stick]
- Take us with you.
I warned you not to
Stop it. That's enough of
family drama. Let's go.
Get inside the van.
Get inside. Come on.
Fker, you stole my motorcycle
last year.
Fker, you are here again.
He is not the one.
Inspector, he is the one.
Do you think every thief is the one
who stole your motorcycle?
You are talking as if it is not
just a motorcycle
- but a Mercedes. Let's go.
- Inspector, please do something.
It's been so long.
The insurance has expired as well.
- Please get the instalments stop.
- Okay.
But then you will have to pay us
instalments.
- Which instalments would you like
to pay? - Let's go.
Think over it.
Get inside the van. Let's go.
Leave. The show is over.
They can't help me.
I will find it myself.
- By the way, who was he?
- Who?
The one whose bike was stolen.
Manjeet? Forget about him.
He is always worried.
Papa, Biji was amazing.
She caught three of them.
- She was my Biji after all.
- Huh.
You take the the credit
for everything.
As if you were doing all the hard
work and grandpa was having fun.
Remember this. One gets all the fun
when he is under his dad's reign.
And when the son
is like your father,
the dad's reign never comes
to an end.
You have started the party
for the birthday.
- And you didn't even call me.
- Greetings.
Okay, you naughty one.
Pour me a drink.
Do it.
- Did you tell him everything?
- No. I am censoring many things.
- Good. What have you told him
till now? - [Pouring drink]
Let me tell you.
He told me
Pissu came to steal things.
This drink is too small for me.
Make me a hard drink.
- Sorry, grandpa.
- What is this?
But honestly speaking,
- Biji almost caught us that day.
- That's right.
Papa, they were beaten a lot.
- One of them was also bleeding.
- That's enough.
Biji, what have I done?
There's no treasure in the shop
that Pissu wanted to steal.
I think the matter is something
else.
I don't know.
Listen to me carefully.
I have been working since the past
45 years.
I have got half the neighbourhood
married. They respect me.
I won't let you ruin my reputation.
Take this.
Biji, calm down.
You should do any kind of work only
after thinking about it.
The kind of work that brings your
morality down,
you should not do that. Got it?
- Make him understand.
- Okay.
She is right.
Chhibber: Something's going to happen
tonight. Wait for the instructions
[Inspector] How are you?
I am fine, uncle. How are you?
I am fine too.
I can't see my uncle around.
Your uncle? He is getting a massage
inside.
- Here you go.
- No, uncle. Thank you.
Please give it to him once
he comes out.
Grandma went to Pushkar. These are
the offerings. Bye.
Constable. I mean sir.
Who is this girl?
You are next up in the line.
You can ask her uncle.
He is her uncle.
Okay. Ask your sir to call me
inside.
My body is aching.
I too will get a massage done.
Give me one.
They are not fried well.
I will fry you up, you rascal.
Sit down!
Sit down! Look at his demands.
He is acting too smart.
[Footsteps]
Hey, sweetie. Hello.
My body is aching.
Give me a
full body massage.
Welcome, madam.
Hey, both of you are here.
Hello.
[Laughing]
Your body is aching? You should
have thought
about it when you were
in Prem Singh's arms.
Both of you are shameless.
Please stop it.
What would people think if they
hear us?
Pammi, that's your problem. You
want to do it but you get scared.
You have done a lot
for your family and the society.
That's enough.
You have done enough.
Live for yourself, Pammi.
You are right.
When no one cares for me,
- why should I care about them?
- Exactly.
I have spend my whole life
suffering.
I will now make Mr. Chawla
suffer a lot.
Those days are gone.
We must enjoy now.
That's like my girl.
- Now, no more secrets.
Only secret parties. - [Honking]
Tell me something.
Where is this secret party?
And what is going to happen there?
Well, anything can happen.
That's what secret parties are for.
Just get ready.
- Really?
- [Mrs. Chhibber] Yes.
Sweetie, come here.
I want to get whole body waxing
done today.
- [Chuckles] - [Mrs. Das] Don't
forget about Brazilian wax.
Sir, he is talking absurd to save
himself.
I suggest you should give him a massage too.
Why would I lie to you
after I witnessed how you beat
them?
It is cent percent true.
Then I must do something.
[Tidda] OMG. There's a new villain
in dad's story.
[Soggy] This villain had planned
to ruin me.
The uncle had made it
difficult for me.
Hello. Please invite me as well.
Hey, I got the flavoured one.
The banana flavour.
[Moaning]
Soggy, I have to tell you
something.
I am pregnant.
Don't tell me that he has got
you pregnant as well.
You too.
Who is my mother?
[Song playing]
He has been caught making
dirty videos of people.
- [Song playing]
- [Moaning]
Who are you?
Atleast lock the door while you are
having fun.
[Knocks on door]
Let's have one till Soggy is here.
I mean let's have a conversation.
[Laughing]
My baby.
He is mine.
- He is mine.
- He belongs to me.
- He is mine.
- No, mine.
- He is mine.
- Papa.
- You are my papa, right?
- Calm down.
[Theme song playing]
Oh God.
Is anybody there?
Hi.
[Prem] Please leave me.
Hello. Here's the CD.
CD. Please play it for me.
It plays perfectly fine.
- Mikka
- It will only take two minutes.
I have to go for Mikka's wedding.
That's okay. There's a party going
on inside. Please come.
- No.
- Please come.
No, madam. The last time
So, you remember it.
- I remember it.
- You have to come.
- No.
- Come on.
Great. The CD is working.
Damn it.
[Laughing]
You get tense easily. Your tests
are done.
You shouldn't have given me the
medicine last time.
[Laughing]
Don't worry. All the reports
are fine.
Okay. I must leave then.
Listen. Tell us your name at least.
My name is Prem Singh Barnala.
- Greetings.
- Damn it.
- Who are you?
- I am Pammi.
Happy Anniversary, Mr. Dubey.
Happy Anniversary.
Papa is quite shy.
But when a Punjabi man drinks,
he becomes exciting and naughty.
[Song playing]
[Drums playing]
I was gone for 12 years. When I
returned, I brought back Tikka.
[Cheering]
The celebrations begin when Rakhi
dances with Mikka.
[Song playing]
Soggy is here.
Let's go.
Hey, didn't you hear me. Come
with me!
[Song playing]
New relationships were being
formed
bringing happiness in life.
[Song playing]
But how is it possible that
everything goes well in my life?
[Clapping]
Hey, stop it. Go there.
[Snaps fingers]
[Shutter closes]
Hey!
Hey!
What are you thinking?
Get the shutter open.
Open it.
[Shutter opens]
- Why are you pushing me, Biji?
- Go!
Pissu, this was your second time.
If you do it again, I will break
your leg.
- [Beating with stick]
- Take us with you.
I warned you not to
Stop it. That's enough of
family drama. Let's go.
Get inside the van.
Get inside. Come on.
Fker, you stole my motorcycle
last year.
Fker, you are here again.
He is not the one.
Inspector, he is the one.
Do you think every thief is the one
who stole your motorcycle?
You are talking as if it is not
just a motorcycle
- but a Mercedes. Let's go.
- Inspector, please do something.
It's been so long.
The insurance has expired as well.
- Please get the instalments stop.
- Okay.
But then you will have to pay us
instalments.
- Which instalments would you like
to pay? - Let's go.
Think over it.
Get inside the van. Let's go.
Leave. The show is over.
They can't help me.
I will find it myself.
- By the way, who was he?
- Who?
The one whose bike was stolen.
Manjeet? Forget about him.
He is always worried.
Papa, Biji was amazing.
She caught three of them.
- She was my Biji after all.
- Huh.
You take the the credit
for everything.
As if you were doing all the hard
work and grandpa was having fun.
Remember this. One gets all the fun
when he is under his dad's reign.
And when the son
is like your father,
the dad's reign never comes
to an end.
You have started the party
for the birthday.
- And you didn't even call me.
- Greetings.
Okay, you naughty one.
Pour me a drink.
Do it.
- Did you tell him everything?
- No. I am censoring many things.
- Good. What have you told him
till now? - [Pouring drink]
Let me tell you.
He told me
Pissu came to steal things.
This drink is too small for me.
Make me a hard drink.
- Sorry, grandpa.
- What is this?
But honestly speaking,
- Biji almost caught us that day.
- That's right.
Papa, they were beaten a lot.
- One of them was also bleeding.
- That's enough.
Biji, what have I done?
There's no treasure in the shop
that Pissu wanted to steal.
I think the matter is something
else.
I don't know.
Listen to me carefully.
I have been working since the past
45 years.
I have got half the neighbourhood
married. They respect me.
I won't let you ruin my reputation.
Take this.
Biji, calm down.
You should do any kind of work only
after thinking about it.
The kind of work that brings your
morality down,
you should not do that. Got it?
- Make him understand.
- Okay.
She is right.
Chhibber: Something's going to happen
tonight. Wait for the instructions
[Inspector] How are you?
I am fine, uncle. How are you?
I am fine too.
I can't see my uncle around.
Your uncle? He is getting a massage
inside.
- Here you go.
- No, uncle. Thank you.
Please give it to him once
he comes out.
Grandma went to Pushkar. These are
the offerings. Bye.
Constable. I mean sir.
Who is this girl?
You are next up in the line.
You can ask her uncle.
He is her uncle.
Okay. Ask your sir to call me
inside.
My body is aching.
I too will get a massage done.
Give me one.
They are not fried well.
I will fry you up, you rascal.
Sit down!
Sit down! Look at his demands.
He is acting too smart.
[Footsteps]
Hey, sweetie. Hello.
My body is aching.
Give me a
full body massage.
Welcome, madam.
Hey, both of you are here.
Hello.
[Laughing]
Your body is aching? You should
have thought
about it when you were
in Prem Singh's arms.
Both of you are shameless.
Please stop it.
What would people think if they
hear us?
Pammi, that's your problem. You
want to do it but you get scared.
You have done a lot
for your family and the society.
That's enough.
You have done enough.
Live for yourself, Pammi.
You are right.
When no one cares for me,
- why should I care about them?
- Exactly.
I have spend my whole life
suffering.
I will now make Mr. Chawla
suffer a lot.
Those days are gone.
We must enjoy now.
That's like my girl.
- Now, no more secrets.
Only secret parties. - [Honking]
Tell me something.
Where is this secret party?
And what is going to happen there?
Well, anything can happen.
That's what secret parties are for.
Just get ready.
- Really?
- [Mrs. Chhibber] Yes.
Sweetie, come here.
I want to get whole body waxing
done today.
- [Chuckles] - [Mrs. Das] Don't
forget about Brazilian wax.
Sir, he is talking absurd to save
himself.
I suggest you should give him a massage too.
Why would I lie to you
after I witnessed how you beat
them?
It is cent percent true.
Then I must do something.
[Tidda] OMG. There's a new villain
in dad's story.
[Soggy] This villain had planned
to ruin me.
The uncle had made it
difficult for me.
Hello. Please invite me as well.
Hey, I got the flavoured one.
The banana flavour.
[Moaning]
Soggy, I have to tell you
something.
I am pregnant.
Don't tell me that he has got
you pregnant as well.
You too.
Who is my mother?
[Song playing]
He has been caught making
dirty videos of people.
- [Song playing]
- [Moaning]
Who are you?
Atleast lock the door while you are
having fun.
[Knocks on door]
Let's have one till Soggy is here.
I mean let's have a conversation.
[Laughing]
My baby.
He is mine.
- He is mine.
- He belongs to me.
- He is mine.
- No, mine.
- He is mine.
- Papa.
- You are my papa, right?
- Calm down.
[Theme song playing]