Wireless (2020) s01e06 Episode Script
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[EERIE MUSIC]
[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]
[MUFFLED MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
VOICE: with 5G LTE wi-fi,
the all-new Chevy Colorado
lets you hit the road.
[MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGING]
Shit.
JAKE: What the fuck?
Dude, listen,
before you freak out, man,
this this wasn't my fault.
You are so full of shit, Andy.
- Jake
- Dude, I can't even
With your shit right now
because you always fuckin'
Dude, I can't hang on, wait,
Jake, I can't hear you, man.
- I said I'm sorry!
- Hang on.
What?
For what?
For not For not realizing,
or maybe
Maybe I did fucking realize,
and I just
I just didn't give a shit.
Real what?
Realize what?
That you have a problem, Andy.
Dude, what
What are you talking about?
Andrew, just call your mom.
Jake.
Dude, are you serious?
Are you serious?
Lionel stole your license.
Was it that, um, that you got
your license suspended
when you when you drove on the curb
and you blew a .21?
What? I dude,
that's a fucking lie.
Who the fuck told you that,
Dana, huh?
Don't you think
I would tell you if if I got a DUI?
You know, I would hope that you
[BREAKING UP]
honestly
Think I don't even fucking
- Fucking liar you lied.
- Dude, dude, hang on.
Wait, Jake, just wait, dude,
you're cutting out.
- Call your mom, Andy!
- I can't
- Or call the cops, or don't!
- Jake.
- Fuck, dude, just leave me okay?
- Jake, Jake, stop!
Just wait, man, look, maybe I
okay, dude, maybe I have
I have a problem, okay?
You're fucked up right now, aren't you?
- No.
- Oh, yeah, there you go.
- Another lie, another
- Jake.
- Okay, sorry, I gotta go, bye.
- Dude Dude, Jake!
I could go to jail, man!
Jake, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know, man.
I don't know, but my guess is
you're gonna do what you always do.
You're gonna lie.
Probably to someone
who's trying to help you, goodbye.
- Dude, Jake
- [END-OF-CALL TONE]
Mmmmm
[SIGHING]
All right.
[HICCUPS]
[PHONE RINGING]
VOICE: You've reached Triple-A.
Due to weather conditions,
we are experiencing
unusually high call volume.
Calls are answered
in the order they are received.
There are 75 callers ahead of you.
[SLOW TYPING]
Okay.
Okay, it's 25 miles.
[HICCUP]
Let me see
storm starts at 1:00.
[HICCUP]
Okay, 25
[HICCUP]
divided by 5.5
[HICCUP]
4.6
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it, I'm gonna walk.
I'll fuckin' walk 25 miles.
Five and a half hours
At 4.6 miles per aah..
Aah, fuck!
Jesus!
Shit.
[TEXT CHIME]
[SLOW TYPING]
[SIGHING]
[PHONE RINGING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Hi, this is Dana Harris.
Leave me a message,
and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
Thanks, and have a great day.
VOICE: At the tone,
please record your message.
When you have finished recording,
you may hang up
or press one for more
[SLOW TYPING]
DANA: Andy? Where are you?
I've been looking everywhere for you,
and I can't find you.
Call me back.
Why is my car gone?
Are you fucking kidding?
[SCOFFS]
If you're driving
to get more beer, Andy,
- I swear to God
- [TYPING]
It's me.
I got your message,
and I called the number.
Um I guess my car is
impounded in Valmont.
And I can't get it until 8:00,
so I won't be able to pick you up
until 9:00 or 10:00.
And then
as soon as we stop at an ATM
and you pay me back,
we're done.
Don't try to talk to me
or have Jake talk to my friends
to talk to me, because we're done.
I'm so sorry
about everything that
you've been going through
with your dad.
But I know now that you won't
stop drinking until it kills you.
And I can't
I can't watch that happen.
Goodbye, Andy.
[SNIFFLES]
[SLOW TYPING]
DANA: No-no-no-no, Andy.
ANDY: Wait, wait
- Please drink water.
- It's fine. It's fine.
Dana, just drink
drink it with me.
[AUDIO ENDS]
[WET SNOW DRIZZLING]
[TYPING]
[TYPING CONTINUES]
Come on.
Fuckin' send it.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[MUSIC BREAKS INTO STATIC]
[EERIE MUSIC]
[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]
[MUFFLED MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
VOICE: with 5G LTE wi-fi,
the all-new Chevy Colorado
lets you hit the road.
[MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGING]
Shit.
JAKE: What the fuck?
Dude, listen,
before you freak out, man,
this this wasn't my fault.
You are so full of shit, Andy.
- Jake
- Dude, I can't even
With your shit right now
because you always fuckin'
Dude, I can't hang on, wait,
Jake, I can't hear you, man.
- I said I'm sorry!
- Hang on.
What?
For what?
For not For not realizing,
or maybe
Maybe I did fucking realize,
and I just
I just didn't give a shit.
Real what?
Realize what?
That you have a problem, Andy.
Dude, what
What are you talking about?
Andrew, just call your mom.
Jake.
Dude, are you serious?
Are you serious?
Lionel stole your license.
Was it that, um, that you got
your license suspended
when you when you drove on the curb
and you blew a .21?
What? I dude,
that's a fucking lie.
Who the fuck told you that,
Dana, huh?
Don't you think
I would tell you if if I got a DUI?
You know, I would hope that you
[BREAKING UP]
honestly
Think I don't even fucking
- Fucking liar you lied.
- Dude, dude, hang on.
Wait, Jake, just wait, dude,
you're cutting out.
- Call your mom, Andy!
- I can't
- Or call the cops, or don't!
- Jake.
- Fuck, dude, just leave me okay?
- Jake, Jake, stop!
Just wait, man, look, maybe I
okay, dude, maybe I have
I have a problem, okay?
You're fucked up right now, aren't you?
- No.
- Oh, yeah, there you go.
- Another lie, another
- Jake.
- Okay, sorry, I gotta go, bye.
- Dude Dude, Jake!
I could go to jail, man!
Jake, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know, man.
I don't know, but my guess is
you're gonna do what you always do.
You're gonna lie.
Probably to someone
who's trying to help you, goodbye.
- Dude, Jake
- [END-OF-CALL TONE]
Mmmmm
[SIGHING]
All right.
[HICCUPS]
[PHONE RINGING]
VOICE: You've reached Triple-A.
Due to weather conditions,
we are experiencing
unusually high call volume.
Calls are answered
in the order they are received.
There are 75 callers ahead of you.
[SLOW TYPING]
Okay.
Okay, it's 25 miles.
[HICCUP]
Let me see
storm starts at 1:00.
[HICCUP]
Okay, 25
[HICCUP]
divided by 5.5
[HICCUP]
4.6
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it, I'm gonna walk.
I'll fuckin' walk 25 miles.
Five and a half hours
At 4.6 miles per aah..
Aah, fuck!
Jesus!
Shit.
[TEXT CHIME]
[SLOW TYPING]
[SIGHING]
[PHONE RINGING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Hi, this is Dana Harris.
Leave me a message,
and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
Thanks, and have a great day.
VOICE: At the tone,
please record your message.
When you have finished recording,
you may hang up
or press one for more
[SLOW TYPING]
DANA: Andy? Where are you?
I've been looking everywhere for you,
and I can't find you.
Call me back.
Why is my car gone?
Are you fucking kidding?
[SCOFFS]
If you're driving
to get more beer, Andy,
- I swear to God
- [TYPING]
It's me.
I got your message,
and I called the number.
Um I guess my car is
impounded in Valmont.
And I can't get it until 8:00,
so I won't be able to pick you up
until 9:00 or 10:00.
And then
as soon as we stop at an ATM
and you pay me back,
we're done.
Don't try to talk to me
or have Jake talk to my friends
to talk to me, because we're done.
I'm so sorry
about everything that
you've been going through
with your dad.
But I know now that you won't
stop drinking until it kills you.
And I can't
I can't watch that happen.
Goodbye, Andy.
[SNIFFLES]
[SLOW TYPING]
DANA: No-no-no-no, Andy.
ANDY: Wait, wait
- Please drink water.
- It's fine. It's fine.
Dana, just drink
drink it with me.
[AUDIO ENDS]
[WET SNOW DRIZZLING]
[TYPING]
[TYPING CONTINUES]
Come on.
Fuckin' send it.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[MUSIC BREAKS INTO STATIC]