Wizards (2020) s01e06 Episode Script

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Meow.
Your wound is festering with dark magic.
I-- I don't know if that's necessary.
Oh, it's no trouble at all.
You're lucky to be alive.
I've always wanted to use these.
-Here, bite down on this.
-[grunting]
Hey, that's my boyfriend
you're operating on!
Oh! Humans! Sound the alarm!
Hold! Please, Vendel of Dwoza.
I humble myself before you.
Camelot needs your help.
[Douxie whistling]
[theme music playing]
[Arthur] Gunmar the Black's swarm
of Gumm-Gumms are ready to strike.
The monsters seek vengeance
on both our kind.
And after all you've done, you expect
us Trolls to fight this war for you?
No, not for me; with me, as equals.
Glorkus me!
I vow, if we win this war,
we shall live in peace.
-Ha!
-[helmet clangs]
-[soldiers murmuring]
-[soldier] Hey! [growls]
-[chuckles]
-Move your rocky butt, Calamity!
[gasps] Hu-hu-humans!
It's an infestation!
No, I believe it's a negotiation. [gasps]
By Gorgus, the king seeks an alliance!
Are they mad?
Gumm-Gumms are terrifying warriors
while we are but humble gravel miners.
How do you expect us
to ever defeat Gunmar?
We will give you a secret weapon.
A weapon?
[soldier grunts]
You really think they can work this out?
They have to, or everyone in Camelot
and Dwoza are doomed.
Then so is saving history. Great.
I assure you, all will be fine
once I've completed my amulet.
So, this is the once and future
Trollhunter I've heard of.
May I have a word, alone?
Um, sure. Be right back.
I can't believe it.
Arthur wants us Trolls fighting alongside
his big, shiny knights like heroes?
Us? No one's asking you to fight, No-Name.
I knew you were cursed, Callista.
You've brought outsiders
and their war into our home!
[guard 1] Hey, look who it is--
Blinkous the Gumm-Gumm Tamer.
[guard 2] Hey, your prisoner awaits.
Just don't get too close to him.
You know what happened to the other Troll.
[stammers] What happened?
[guard 1] Well, beastie here
pulled his eyes out.
His eyes?
-All of them?
-[guard 2] Yep.
At least he couldn't see
his limbs getting torn off.
-[gasps] Great Gronka Morka!
-[guard 1] Have fun in there, Galadrigal.
-[gate slams]
-[screams]
-[guards cackle]
-[clears throat]
Greetings, Savage One.
I bring undergarments as a snack.
-Have you eaten?
-[growls]
[screams] Not my eyes!
Are-- Are you all right?
Why aren't you indiscriminately
smashing my spine?
When Gunmar find out Aaarrrgghh fail,
Gunmar kill Aaarrrgghh.
Well, that seems a tad harsh.
One may say an overreaction.
Perhaps eating this woolly muck
will lift your spirits.
[snorts]
-[roaring]
-[screams]
Ugh. Plech! Oh.
Go. Leave Aaarrrgghh to die.
Oh, my, it seems we are both lost causes.
I'm no tamer of Gumm-Gumms.
I'm a weakling, a coward, a pacifist.
[Aaarrrgghh] "Pa-cee-fist"
Don't know word.
Mm. Tasty socks.
I regret that it is beyond my power.
When you return to the present,
the shard will finish its work.
So, that's it, then.
[sighs] Thanks for trying, Merl.
[Claire] Hey, is everything okay?
-What are you talking about?
-Oh, um nothing.
Just Merlin prepping me
for the trip home.
Wait, wait, wait, you finally finished
the Heart of Avalon?
-It's working?
-Indeed.
But first, we must survive
the battle to come.
[Arthur] Wizard
we've reached an agreement.
Now you must convince the crowd.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Trolls of Dwoza, hear us now!
As we speak, death comes for us all.
But we bring an offer of hope.
Here comes the light show!
-[trolls gasping]
-I've designed a grand weapon,
an amulet which will choose
the greatest warrior among you
to banish the Gumm-Gumm menace
from our realm and become the Trollhunter!
Trollhunter?
[Arthur] The amulet's power
will activate Killahead Bridge,
once a border between our worlds,
turning it into a magic prison
for Gunmar and his brood,
trapping them in the Darklands
and ending this war!
Wow. We would finally have peace?
No more bloodshed, no more dungeons
The Trollhunter could save our kind.
Stop gawking, outsider.
I, Draal, Dwoza's strongest,
shall be chosen for glory!
The battle will not be easy.
While the wizard builds this am-yoo-let,
the king's men will train our bravest.
-Indeed. I shall guide the--
-Yeah!
Knights Steve and Lance here
to whip you big hosses into warriors!
Krav Maga! Turtle stance!
Whoo! Ah! Hee-yaw!
Then we ride for Killahead
to draw Gunmar out.
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
Hmm.
Well, it seems we may have a shot
at surviving this after all.
One shot is the best I can offer.
When Killahead activates, it shall unleash
a surge of magic across the realm.
Just enough to power the Heart of Avalon
for a trip through time.
But only one, which means everything
must go according to my plan.
Hisirdoux, with me.
I need your assistance.
At least we're reunited.
We'll get through this together.
Come on, I wanna take you somewhere.
Uh, you two take a beat.
Merlin and I have
still got to actually finish
the amulet all our hopes are riding on.
Arthur has sorcerers of his own.
They won't be tricked
by your impure changelings again.
With your Decimaar Blade,
all will submit to your will.
Do it.
[roaring]
Bring the witch to me.
[grunts]
Go, build your army.
Tonight, the Wild Wood will run red.
Our enemies will tremble.
[whistle trilling]
All right, men-- Uh, Trolls! Trolls!
Warfare is both art and skill.
Listen up, rock-jocks!
Class is in session for Steve's
Knight School of Hard Knocks and Rocks!
When I'm done with you,
the amulet will have lean, mean,
kick-butt fighters to choose from.
-Hey! If you pull it out, you eat it!
-[yelps, whimpers]
-Right now.
-[whines]
Let's get swole!
[grunting]
Your arms need to become hammers
to nail down your enemies!
[grunts, yelps]
-[whistle trills]
-You're out!
-[whistle trills]
-[clanging]
-[crashing]
-[whistle trills]
I guarantee nobody will be kicking sand
in your face anymore!
Become a champion of freedom and love,
worthy to be sculpted on Greek marble!
Show me what you got! ♪
[whistle trills]
[grunting]
-[whistle trills]
-[belching]
[whistle trills]
[Jim] Claire? The battle's coming.
Sure we have time for random surprises?
Okay
now you can look.
Wow, what a nice field?
Wait, is this-- [gasps]
-Is that--
-It's your house in Arcadia!
Or it will be in, like, a thousand years.
Thought you could use
a reminder of home
of better times
and us.
Claire, that's incredible!
You teleported us across the planet
just for a date! [chuckles]
I hope you're hungry for meat pies
because it was either that
or Callista's sock casserole.
[muffled] Claire, this is perfect.
[Claire exhales]
-[gulps]
-So, earlier
I figured out what Merlin
was talking about.
-You did? Claire, I--
-Yeah.
You were wondering
if Merlin's new amulet would choose you.
[chuckles] I think one's enough, hero.
-[nervous chuckle] Yeah.
-Hey, wanna see a new trick I learned?
Uh, since when did you become
such an awesome wizard?
Douxie's a pretty solid teacher.
I wanted to be ready
for whatever comes next.
I'm not losing you again.
We should probably head back,
get ready for Killahead.
Can't we stay longer?
Like forever?
Maybe just a few more minutes.
[steam hissing]
The gems have the exact resonance
and light transmissions we require.
Which one speaks to you?
This one.
Quick! Harvest the wave!
[grunts]
Do not lose it!
[grunting]
[groaning]
[panting]
Hold steady!
[blows]
[steam hisses]
[Merlin] Ironic.
Morgana fought against the amulet.
Now she helps power it.
[chuckles] At least she could
lend a hand, eh?
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]
There is but one final step.
To lock the amulet together,
two master wizards are required.
By Ambrosius' Gleaming
Is that
-Is that for me?
-Thought you'd make something of it.
You've done great things with less,
like that bracelet of yours.
No, I, uh I can't accept this.
I'm not worthy.
That humility is exactly
why it belongs to you.
[bracelet clicking]
Let us finish this, Master Wizard.
Ad Lucem Gloria Mea.
Ad Lucem Gloria Mea.
[Merlin] Ad Lucem Gloria Mea.
Now come along.
It is time for the amulet
to choose our champion.
Today, the amulet will choose one of you
to defend your people,
to hunt these Trolls
who have betrayed your kind.
You will no longer fear the daylight.
You will wield it as the Trollhunter.
Let's see which of you brown-snouters
gets picked.
-It would be my honor.
-I am ready.
For the Glory of Merlin awake.
Whoa, whoa!
[Merlin's voice] Rise, Trollhunter
and become.
Uh, I think your amulet
has the wrong Troll.
No, the amulet does not make mistakes.
For whatever reason, it has chosen you.
Speak the incantation.
Find your purpose,
the savior of our worlds.
Me? [scoffs] I've never been chosen
for anything.
-"For the Glory of--"
-[Draal] Bushigal!
It chose Callista the Calamity? [growls]
She's basically a fleshbag.
This is the humans' big plan?
The only place
that outsider will lead us is death!
-[trolls murmuring]
-[Merlin] Ignore them. Accept this honor.
No, they're right, I'm not a hero.
I'm not even good at being a Troll.
-Go on, say the words!
-Cal, wait!
[Callista] I I can't do this!
Is this some sick human joke?
I believe you fleshbags
have done enough damage.
We're doomed!
Gumm-Gumms are coming for us
and we've wasted time
with your silly games!
We must hide!
We all must fight as allies.
You think just because your king gives us
a shiny toy, you can buy our loyalty?
Leave, and take your trinkets with you!
These creatures will never trust me.
Why should they?
This was a mistake.
The amulet chose Callista?
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wasn't Deya the first Trollhunter?
Either way, without one,
Killahead will be a bloodbath.
I think I know where Callista went.
Claire?
What about the king?
Doesn't history need him
at Killahead as well?
Don't worry, I'm on it.
Blast it! If we are all doomed,
at least you should be free!
-Free?
-Yes!
So that you can go and thrive
in our very limited time left!
Quickly! Go!
Embrace life!
Begone, I said!
Shoo! Shoo!
[chuckling]
I like you.
He likes me?
My word. The gargantuan brute likes me.
[Douxie] Reflecting, my king?
I was convinced magic had taken
everything from me
but it was my own doing.
I tried to protect my people
at the expense of so many others.
Morgana was right.
She wasn't evil.
Brother?
-I was.
-[Morgana's scream echoes]
It's true you've done
questionable things,
but the fight's not over yet.
There's still time to make things right
for those you've wronged.
Help me save them.
Who are you, boy?
I am Hisir--
I'm nobody.
History won't remember me.
Stories won't be told about me,
but I won't let that stop me
from fighting for what is right.
You are Arthur Pendragon.
No matter what happens today, I know
for a fact that your story will be told.
But it's up to you
what legacy you leave behind--
an epitaph
or a legend.
But who will stand with me?
Galahad, stands with his king!
I will stand with you!
[Steve] Sir Steve's got your back, King-o!
-And I.
-You'll need air support.
Then let Camelot be remembered
as the warriors we were born.
[all] Huzzah!
[both grunt]
[amulet whirring]
Callista
Ugh!
Ugh!
[chuckles] It'll keep doing that,
trust me.
It chose you.
Your haunted clock's wrong, Jim.
Why would anything believe I'm a hero?
[Merlin's voice] Trollhunter,
rise and become.
Maybe it knows something you don't.
How am I supposed to lead
a bunch of Trolls
who don't give a slorr's knuckle about me?
You know, I was chosen to be a hero, too,
and no one liked it either.
They called me "Jim the Baby-Handed."
At least you had that.
I'm nothing-- no village, no family.
I don't even have a real name.
I've seen you break out of Camelot,
outrun a legion of knights,
and save a crazy
time-traveling Troll like me.
I still think you're crazy, by the way.
I'm afraid, Jim.
My friends taught me
it's okay to be afraid,
'cause you can do anything,
even make a name for yourself.
Jim, the sun. Time to go.
Hope to see you on the battlefield.
We need you Trollhunter.
[gasps]
"Deya"
-I like it. I remember that name.
-[amulet whirs]
[Merlin's voice] Rise, Deya,
the Trollhunter.
[growling in distance]
[yelling]
One king cannot stand
against an army, Arthur!
[snarling]
It's a good thing he has an army!
[horse neighs]
Perfect! More meat for my troops.
Berserkers, tenderize them!
Living cannonballs! Look alive!
[soldier yells]
-[grunts]
-We must hold Killahead Bridge,
no matter what nightmares
Gunmar throws at us.
Come on, Cal.
We need you.
Arthur, I can smell your fear!
[Gumm-Gumm] It's leaking
out of his pantaloons!
[Gumm-Gumms laughing]
Prepare to be crushed!
-Today's as good as any to die.
-[horse neighs]
Though I never learned to read.
[sighs] Aja, if you ever get this,
these are my last words
sad face.
Send.
[Gumm-Gumms growling]
Knights of the Round Table,
our battle cry will shake the heavens
and awake the old gods to witness.
Today, we say "no more"
to fear and darkness!
-For Camelot and glory!
-[all cheering]
I know the Trollhunter isn't here,
but we are!
Champions!
And when I get us all home,
brunch on me!
-For Camelot!
-[both] For Camelot!
USA! US-- uh
Cam-e-lot! Cam-e-lot!
Hisirdoux, our fates may be uncertain,
but there's one thing I am sure of--
I chose you well.
Let's show these blokes
the power of wizards!
And so the battle begins
[Bellroc] And the reign of humanity ends.
For Camelot!
[horse neighs]
[roaring]
[yelling]
[yelling]
[weapons clang]
[theme music playing]