Woodley (2012) s01e06 Episode Script
The Funeral
Thanks.
Ah, excuse me? Mmm? Um, this is my grandfather's guitar.
Remember we spoke about putting it on top of the coffin? Mmm, yes.
OK.
Thank you.
And so, in remembrance of our beloved Beryl, I would like us all to take a moment to Ollie? Ollie, something very sad has happened.
Dad, what happens to you when you die? Well, that's that's like, I think, when Uh, we all All things, you know, it's um, that's a big There's not, nobody really, you know Different people have the like, religious tradition.
From a scientific point of view, um, atoms have That's the big, the big, you know.
Like the philosophers have struggled to, um Some people believe, but it's not I feel, my, my personal I reckon that there's, you know I mean, it's unclear, really if Well, the Dngabi of the Congo believe that a tiny bird I mean, nobody really, it's I don't know! Grandad? Play your cards right and you'll win back that girl.
Em! Pauline! Hi, Dad.
Hi, Olls.
Oh, look.
My tooth's wobbly.
That's amazing.
Pauline, I don't want to hear about it.
I'm just saying, Em, I'm really thrilled you're getting serious with Greg.
I mean, you must admit that he's really I'm just here.
Always messing up I don't think that's really I think that's To be honest with you, I think that's a gross misrepresentation of the fa Rufus Thank you.
I can't believe he's gone.
I wish I could play 'copters with Poppy.
'Copters? First you get a hula hoop.
Then you get some seeds off a branch.
That's beautiful.
Don't ever go on the roof again.
Em.
Greg, look at this.
Oh, wow, the tooth fairy's going to give you some money for that.
Oh, Frank.
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss.
Excuse me? Where's the guitar? What's wrong? They forgot Granddad's guitar.
They left it at the funeral parlour! He asked specifically Well, I can drive you over there if you like.
Come on, Frank.
It won't take a second.
Come on, let's go.
Gah! Ice-cream? I know a short cut.
Thanks, Greg.
Hello? Yeah, hi.
No, that's OK.
Frank, are you alright? I Come here.
I'm so sorry about your Grandad.
Frank, about what I said before.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
God, you're going through such a terrible time.
I'm really sorry.
Come here.
Rufus Alright, very good.
There we go, Frank.
There we go.
Oh! Ah! Oh, Frank.
Hey.
Yeah He was such a sweet man.
Yeah, I I know.
I'm so sad, Em! Not fair! Why'd he have to go? OK.
You ready? Yeah.
Actually, one more OK, that's good.
And now, Vern's great-granddaughter, Olivia, is going to speak.
Um, I miss you, Poppy, and you were the best grandfather in the whole world.
Yeah.
Um, now's not a good time.
I love you Poppy, and I loved the way that you played funny, that you sang funny songs to me, and I wish you were here to see my first tooth come out.
It's really loose.
The mass has ended.
Go in peace.
Actually, Father! Father, sorry, just just before we finish, um, if you don't mind, I'd just like to, um I'd just like to do something special for my for my Grandad.
He did compose some beautiful classical pieces, and, um and I'd like to play one of those for you now.
My lucky plectrum.
This is Horizon by Vernon Woodley.
This is for Poppy.
This is for you, Poppy.
Oh! Oh! Sorry.
You know, I'm just I'm going to start again, 'cause I Oh! Um, this is This is Horizon, by This is Horizon by Vernon Woodley.
This is for Poppy.
This is for you, Poppy.
Oh.
Dropped the plectrum into the little You know what? I can't actually play without the I need Sorry.
Sorry, everyone.
Won' take me a moment.
I'll try and get it out of there.
It's just, it's gone Hold on.
I can just, um Um Ah! Here we go.
Oh, actually got my finger caught in, um Father, um I got the plectrum.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
May his soul and the souls of the faithfully departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Turn it off! Now, a moment of silent prayer.
I'm sorry, but How do you turn it off? Frank, it's important.
Frank! It's important! Frank! There, it's off now, isn't it? I know you're upset.
There we go.
You can keep that.
That's just ridiculous.
What are you even doing here? Frank, just calm down.
No, Frank, no, just calm down.
UH! AAAH! Frank AAH! Aah! Oh! Don't you ever do that again.
No, no, I Look, Poppy.
I don't want to hear anything from either of you right now.
Em, um Uh-uh!
Ah, excuse me? Mmm? Um, this is my grandfather's guitar.
Remember we spoke about putting it on top of the coffin? Mmm, yes.
OK.
Thank you.
And so, in remembrance of our beloved Beryl, I would like us all to take a moment to Ollie? Ollie, something very sad has happened.
Dad, what happens to you when you die? Well, that's that's like, I think, when Uh, we all All things, you know, it's um, that's a big There's not, nobody really, you know Different people have the like, religious tradition.
From a scientific point of view, um, atoms have That's the big, the big, you know.
Like the philosophers have struggled to, um Some people believe, but it's not I feel, my, my personal I reckon that there's, you know I mean, it's unclear, really if Well, the Dngabi of the Congo believe that a tiny bird I mean, nobody really, it's I don't know! Grandad? Play your cards right and you'll win back that girl.
Em! Pauline! Hi, Dad.
Hi, Olls.
Oh, look.
My tooth's wobbly.
That's amazing.
Pauline, I don't want to hear about it.
I'm just saying, Em, I'm really thrilled you're getting serious with Greg.
I mean, you must admit that he's really I'm just here.
Always messing up I don't think that's really I think that's To be honest with you, I think that's a gross misrepresentation of the fa Rufus Thank you.
I can't believe he's gone.
I wish I could play 'copters with Poppy.
'Copters? First you get a hula hoop.
Then you get some seeds off a branch.
That's beautiful.
Don't ever go on the roof again.
Em.
Greg, look at this.
Oh, wow, the tooth fairy's going to give you some money for that.
Oh, Frank.
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss.
Excuse me? Where's the guitar? What's wrong? They forgot Granddad's guitar.
They left it at the funeral parlour! He asked specifically Well, I can drive you over there if you like.
Come on, Frank.
It won't take a second.
Come on, let's go.
Gah! Ice-cream? I know a short cut.
Thanks, Greg.
Hello? Yeah, hi.
No, that's OK.
Frank, are you alright? I Come here.
I'm so sorry about your Grandad.
Frank, about what I said before.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
God, you're going through such a terrible time.
I'm really sorry.
Come here.
Rufus Alright, very good.
There we go, Frank.
There we go.
Oh! Ah! Oh, Frank.
Hey.
Yeah He was such a sweet man.
Yeah, I I know.
I'm so sad, Em! Not fair! Why'd he have to go? OK.
You ready? Yeah.
Actually, one more OK, that's good.
And now, Vern's great-granddaughter, Olivia, is going to speak.
Um, I miss you, Poppy, and you were the best grandfather in the whole world.
Yeah.
Um, now's not a good time.
I love you Poppy, and I loved the way that you played funny, that you sang funny songs to me, and I wish you were here to see my first tooth come out.
It's really loose.
The mass has ended.
Go in peace.
Actually, Father! Father, sorry, just just before we finish, um, if you don't mind, I'd just like to, um I'd just like to do something special for my for my Grandad.
He did compose some beautiful classical pieces, and, um and I'd like to play one of those for you now.
My lucky plectrum.
This is Horizon by Vernon Woodley.
This is for Poppy.
This is for you, Poppy.
Oh! Oh! Sorry.
You know, I'm just I'm going to start again, 'cause I Oh! Um, this is This is Horizon, by This is Horizon by Vernon Woodley.
This is for Poppy.
This is for you, Poppy.
Oh.
Dropped the plectrum into the little You know what? I can't actually play without the I need Sorry.
Sorry, everyone.
Won' take me a moment.
I'll try and get it out of there.
It's just, it's gone Hold on.
I can just, um Um Ah! Here we go.
Oh, actually got my finger caught in, um Father, um I got the plectrum.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
May his soul and the souls of the faithfully departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Turn it off! Now, a moment of silent prayer.
I'm sorry, but How do you turn it off? Frank, it's important.
Frank! It's important! Frank! There, it's off now, isn't it? I know you're upset.
There we go.
You can keep that.
That's just ridiculous.
What are you even doing here? Frank, just calm down.
No, Frank, no, just calm down.
UH! AAAH! Frank AAH! Aah! Oh! Don't you ever do that again.
No, no, I Look, Poppy.
I don't want to hear anything from either of you right now.
Em, um Uh-uh!