Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007) s01e06 Episode Script
World of Hurt, BC
1
Xavier: WEAK FROM DRIFTING ON
THE LONGEST MOSEY EVER RAMBLED.
WEEKS WITH NO MEAL OR BEVERAGE.
BLISTERING DESERT POUNDING ME TO
THE CROSINE-TIPPED BRINK OF
INSANITY.
YET PERHAPS THERE IS TRUTH IN
SAND MADNESS.
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
[ BIRDS SCREECH ]
FEED ME.
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
YOU HATH RAMBLED WELL.
THUS I SHALL ANSWER QUESTIONS
THREE.
Xavier: WHO AM I?
I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT, SIRE.
Xavier: WHERE DID I COME
FROM?
I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT.
COR BLIMEY.
YOU HATH ONE QUESTION LEFT.
Xavier: WHY ARE YOU
PRETENDING TO BE BRITISH?
I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED THE
BRITISH.
YOU ARE OUT OF QUESTIONS.
BUT YOUR QUEST HAS JUST BEGUN.
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?
[ CAMEL GRUNTS ]
I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT A CAMEL'S ASS.
I AM HUNGRY.
COMPUTER. COMPUTER, COME IN.
Y-Y-YES, XAV-V-VIER.
Xavier: COMPUTER, I NEED
SUSTENANCE TO EAT.
T-T-TURN -- TURN TO YOUR
LEFT.
LET ME GET, UH, TWO PACKS OF
CIGARETTES BEFORE I GO.
I GOT TO WARN YOU -- THEY SAY
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17 MINUTES
OFF YOUR LIFE.
WELL, HEY, IF I KEEP SMOKIN'
'EM FAST ENOUGH, I'LL GE
YOUNGER.
SHOOT.
YOU'RE A BAD LITTLE BOY.
BESIDES, THEY SAY EVERY SLICE
OF BACON TAKES NINE MINUTES OFF
YOUR LIFE.
I JUST CHOWED ME DOWN A YEAR'S
WORTH.
SHOOT.
YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY.
I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE
AND SPANK YOU SOME.
Xavier: YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS
OFF HIM.
HIS BOTTOM IS HIS PERSONAL,
PRIVATE PLACE.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN STANDING
THERE, YOU FREAK?
WHAT ARE YOU, A CHINAMAN?
Xavier: I WISH I KNEW MYSELF.
WE DON'T COTTON TO STRANGE
CHINAMEN WITH NO SENSE OF SELF
WHO STAND SECRETLY BY FOR
INDETERMINATE AMOUNTS OF TIME.
GONNA PUT YOU IN A WORLD OF
HURT.
TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE PAIN!
TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE PAIN!
TAKE -- TAKE -- TAKE --
WHOO, BOY!
SEE THAT BASKET OF FRIES OVER
THERE?
WELL, LOOKS LIKE THIS WEEK
XAVIER'S GOT HISSELF A BASKET OF
PAIN.
STOP THE TALKIN'!
WHOO, BOY!
LOOK!
THERE'S BEEN A SIGNIFICAN
DISCOVERY AT AN ARCHEOLOGICAL
DIG.
HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE
DISCOVERED THE OLDEST CAVE
DRAWING KNOWN TO MAN.
THE FIGURE IS A RATHER UGLY
CREATURE, POSSIBLY A CHINAMAN OF
SOME SORT.
Xavier: IS THIS FINALLY THE
CLUE TO MY MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS?
YES.
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK CLOSER, TO
LOOK DEEPER FOR HIDDEN MEANING.
Xavier: GENTLEMEN, I'VE GO
TO TAKE THIS, GENTLE MEN.
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME IS ALL
ALONE.
NOW WHO'S BEING NAUGHTY?
Xavier: FRITTATA.
BARRICADE!
EASY.
EASY.
EASY
E.
COMPUTER! ANALYSIS.
MY COMPUTER IS DOWN.
ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS ANALYZING
THE BRUSHSTROKES ON IT, I-I-IT'S
46,939 YEARS AND 82 DAYS OLD.
Xavier: I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO
[ Thinking ] GO BACK IN
TIME
AND FIND WHO DID THIS
PAINTING
AND
WHAT
IT
MEANS.
BUT HOW?!
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17
MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY SLICE OF BACON TAKES
NINE MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17
MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY SLICE OF BACON TAKES
NINE MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
Xavier: CAN YOU DUMB IT DOWN
A NOTCH?
IF YOU SMOKE AND EAT BACON
FAST ENOUGH, YOU CAN GO BACK IN
TIME.
OOH.
YOU ARE A BAD, BAD BOY.
Xavier: SAYONARA, PRESEN
DAY.
OOH! OOGA-BOOGA!
NIMGOK LOOK GOOD.
Xavier: YOU LEAVE THAT BICEP
ALONE.
THAT'S YOUR PERSONAL, PRIVATE
PLACE.
OOGA-BOOGA.
HOW LONG YOU STAND THERE, FREAK?
YOU SOME KIND OF OOGA-BOOGA
CHINAMAN?
ME PUT YOU IN WORLD OF HURT.
TAKE THAT.
OOGA-BOOGA.
TASTE PAIN.
WHOO, BOY!
ORDER UP!
OL' XAVIER'S GOT ANOTHER BASKE
OF PAIN FRIES ON HIS PLATE.
AND THE EMOTIONAL KETCHUP IS A
BLUBBERING WHALE OF TEARS.
Xavier: I'M NOT CRYING.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
JUST TEARS.
[ WOMAN SOBBING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY YOU CRYING?
Xavier: WHAT'S THAT BRUISE ON
YOUR FACE?
OOGA-BOOGA.
WHAT BRUISE ON YOUR FACE?
Xavier: I JUST FELL DOWN THE
CAVE STAIRS.
OOGA-BOOGA.
ME FELL DOWN CAVE STAIRS.
Xavier: I MAY STINK LIKE
COCK
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
BUT I'M NO SPRING CHICKEN.
IS IT A HUSBAND? BOYFRIEND?
GAL PAL?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
PUSSY GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ CAT MEOWS ]
MAYBE.
MY HUSBAND, HE ONLY DOES 'CAUSE
HE LOVE ME.
Xavier: NO.
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I
EVER HEARD.
MAYBE HE DOES IT BECAUSE YOU'RE
STUPID.
MAYBE.
Xavier: WELL, IF THAT'S LOVE,
THEN I'D LIKE TO MAKE SOME LOVE
TO HIS MOUTH.
MAYBE.
DON'T GET HIM ANGRY.
Xavier: FROM NOW ON, I'M YOUR
GUARDIAN.
I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND
YOU.
AND IF HE WANTS TO GET TO ME,
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO PUNCH HIS WAY
THROUGH YOU FIRST.
MAYBE.
HE DO NOT MEAN TO DO IT.
Xavier: LOOKS LIKE HE'S DONE
OVER $1,200 WORTH OF DAMAGE.
FAR AS I KNOW, YOU WERE PRETTY
BEFORE ALL THIS STARTED.
MAYBE.
YOUR QUEST IS NEARLY
COMPLETE.
THE ANSWER OF YOUR ORIGIN IS
NIGH!
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
BUT CAN MADNESS HOLD THE
TRUTH?
COME.
ENTER INTO THE WORLD OF HER.
Xavier: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
THIS LAND IS THE PHYSICAL
MANIFESTATION OF BRUTE,
INARTICULATE RAGE.
Xavier: YEAH. NO DOY.
THAT IS THE PEAK OF
DISAPPOINTMENT.
AND THOSE ARE THE NERVE WORMS.
THEY'RE CONSUMING THE CARCASS OF
YOUR CONTENTMENT.
YOU DID THIS TO ME.
THIS IS THE BEACH OF
UNBEARABLE FACTS.
YOUR BODY STINK LIKE EGG.
AND THIS IS THE FOREST OF
DADDY'S FIST.
Xavier: OW! DADDY!
NO, DADDY.
YOU WANTED TO KNOW FROM
WHENCE YOU CAME.
IF YOU DARE, GAZE INTO THE LAKE
OF TORTUROUS TRUTH.
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER THE NIGH
YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
HEY, EVERYBODY!
LET'S GET WASTED TONIGHT AND
PARTY!
WHO WANTS MORE CHERRY WINE?
Xavier: NO. YOU'RE LYING.
THIS IS A LIE!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
YOO-HOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OUCH.
OOGA-BOOGA.
ME THINK ME HEAR WIFE IN ME CAVE
WITH NOTHER MAN.
YOU GET OUT NIMGOK WIFE.
Xavier: GO ON.
I NO LONGER FEAR YOUR PAIN
FRIES.
WHOO, BOY.
Xavier: FOR IN PAIN, I'VE
FOUND THE TRUTH.
AND EVEN THOUGH PAIN HURTS, YOU
NEED TO CONFRONT PAIN IF YOU
WANT TO TRANSCEND THE CRUSHING
PAIN OF YOUR INNER PAIN.
NIMGOK WANT ESCAPE CRUSHING
INNER PAIN.
OOGA-BOOGA.
Xavier: WELL, LOOK INSIDE
YOURSELF.
WHY DO YOU HURT PEOPLE?
'CAUSE NIMGOK STRONG.
OOGA-BOOGA! NIMGOK TOUGH!
Xavier: BUT WHY DO YOU FEEL
THE NEED TO BE TOUGH?
'CAUSE IF ME LET ME GUARD
DOWN, OOGA-BOOGA, I GUESS ME
VULNERABLE TO GET HURT MESELF.
Xavier: GO ON.
OOGA-BOOGA.
MAYBE NIMGOK FIGHT BECAUSE WHEN
NIMGOK PUNCH SOMEONE,
OOGA-BOOGA, NIMGOK GET TO TOUCH
SOMEONE.
ME ONLY HIT YOU 'CAUSE NIMGOK
LOVE YOU.
Xavier: NOW, THAT'S THE
SMARTEST THING I EVER HEARD.
IF YOU'RE SO TOUGH, TAKE UP THIS
FEATHER AND WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
KEEP GOING.
THREETWOONE!
NOW, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
ME USED TO USE VIOLENCE,
OOGA-BOOGA, AS ME PROTECTIVE
SHELL.
OOGA-BOOGA.
BUT NOW ME STOW ME FISTS FOR
FLIGHT OF LIFE, OOGA-BOOGA, AND
LET ME HEART SCREAM AND YELL.
[ DOWN-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYING ]
ME LET ME SPIRIT SOAR.
ME LET ME SOUL GLIDE AND SHINE.
Xavier: YOU JUST GOT IN TOUCH
WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL.
WHO? WHO?!
ME KILL HIM!
Xavier: YOURSELF.
BOO-YA.
YOU DONE SO MUCH FOR NIMGOK.
YOU GIVE NIMGOK PSYCHOSPIRITUAL
BREAKTHROUGH.
WHAT CAN NIMGOK DO FOR YOU?
Xavier: I'M LOOKING FOR A
PAINTING ON THE CAVE WALLS.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.
YEAH. YOU JUST MAKE PAINTING.
Xavier: OOGA-BOOGA.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
XAVIER, MY DATAS SHOW THA
Y-Y-YOU DID THE DRAWING
YOURSELF.
Xavier: YOU FIGURED THA
OUT -- RIGHT AFTER NUMB-NUTTED
NEANDER-BALLS.
NOW GET ME BACK HOME.
THE BACON IS STILL IN YOUR
SYSTEM!
IF YOU GET IT OUT, Y-Y-YOU MIGH
BE ABLE TO GO BACK.
Xavier: [ GAGS ]
HE'S A WITCH!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
GET HIM.
Xavier: I'D BETTER GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE!
[ GAGS ]
I JUST SPENT AMERICAN MONEY
ON A NAGEL PRINT.
PATRICK NAGEL JUST DIED.
Xavier: [ GAGS ]
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
Xavier: OH, NO.
IT LOOKS LIKE I WENT A LITTLE
TOO FAR.
[ SLURPING ]
PERHAPS THERE IS TRUTH IN SAND
MADNESS.
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
[ BIRDS SCREECH ]
FEED ME.
Xavier: I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
WILL YOU FEED ME?
[ STATIC ]
LOOK CLOSER.
LOOK CLOSER.
BYE!
Xavier: WEAK FROM DRIFTING ON
THE LONGEST MOSEY EVER RAMBLED.
WEEKS WITH NO MEAL OR BEVERAGE.
BLISTERING DESERT POUNDING ME TO
THE CROSINE-TIPPED BRINK OF
INSANITY.
YET PERHAPS THERE IS TRUTH IN
SAND MADNESS.
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
[ BIRDS SCREECH ]
FEED ME.
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
YOU HATH RAMBLED WELL.
THUS I SHALL ANSWER QUESTIONS
THREE.
Xavier: WHO AM I?
I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT, SIRE.
Xavier: WHERE DID I COME
FROM?
I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT.
COR BLIMEY.
YOU HATH ONE QUESTION LEFT.
Xavier: WHY ARE YOU
PRETENDING TO BE BRITISH?
I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED THE
BRITISH.
YOU ARE OUT OF QUESTIONS.
BUT YOUR QUEST HAS JUST BEGUN.
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?
[ CAMEL GRUNTS ]
I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT A CAMEL'S ASS.
I AM HUNGRY.
COMPUTER. COMPUTER, COME IN.
Y-Y-YES, XAV-V-VIER.
Xavier: COMPUTER, I NEED
SUSTENANCE TO EAT.
T-T-TURN -- TURN TO YOUR
LEFT.
LET ME GET, UH, TWO PACKS OF
CIGARETTES BEFORE I GO.
I GOT TO WARN YOU -- THEY SAY
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17 MINUTES
OFF YOUR LIFE.
WELL, HEY, IF I KEEP SMOKIN'
'EM FAST ENOUGH, I'LL GE
YOUNGER.
SHOOT.
YOU'RE A BAD LITTLE BOY.
BESIDES, THEY SAY EVERY SLICE
OF BACON TAKES NINE MINUTES OFF
YOUR LIFE.
I JUST CHOWED ME DOWN A YEAR'S
WORTH.
SHOOT.
YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY.
I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE
AND SPANK YOU SOME.
Xavier: YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS
OFF HIM.
HIS BOTTOM IS HIS PERSONAL,
PRIVATE PLACE.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN STANDING
THERE, YOU FREAK?
WHAT ARE YOU, A CHINAMAN?
Xavier: I WISH I KNEW MYSELF.
WE DON'T COTTON TO STRANGE
CHINAMEN WITH NO SENSE OF SELF
WHO STAND SECRETLY BY FOR
INDETERMINATE AMOUNTS OF TIME.
GONNA PUT YOU IN A WORLD OF
HURT.
TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE PAIN!
TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE PAIN!
TAKE -- TAKE -- TAKE --
WHOO, BOY!
SEE THAT BASKET OF FRIES OVER
THERE?
WELL, LOOKS LIKE THIS WEEK
XAVIER'S GOT HISSELF A BASKET OF
PAIN.
STOP THE TALKIN'!
WHOO, BOY!
LOOK!
THERE'S BEEN A SIGNIFICAN
DISCOVERY AT AN ARCHEOLOGICAL
DIG.
HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE
DISCOVERED THE OLDEST CAVE
DRAWING KNOWN TO MAN.
THE FIGURE IS A RATHER UGLY
CREATURE, POSSIBLY A CHINAMAN OF
SOME SORT.
Xavier: IS THIS FINALLY THE
CLUE TO MY MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS?
YES.
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK CLOSER, TO
LOOK DEEPER FOR HIDDEN MEANING.
Xavier: GENTLEMEN, I'VE GO
TO TAKE THIS, GENTLE MEN.
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME IS ALL
ALONE.
NOW WHO'S BEING NAUGHTY?
Xavier: FRITTATA.
BARRICADE!
EASY.
EASY.
EASY
E.
COMPUTER! ANALYSIS.
MY COMPUTER IS DOWN.
ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS ANALYZING
THE BRUSHSTROKES ON IT, I-I-IT'S
46,939 YEARS AND 82 DAYS OLD.
Xavier: I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO
[ Thinking ] GO BACK IN
TIME
AND FIND WHO DID THIS
PAINTING
AND
WHAT
IT
MEANS.
BUT HOW?!
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17
MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY SLICE OF BACON TAKES
NINE MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY CIGARETTE TAKES 17
MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
EVERY SLICE OF BACON TAKES
NINE MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE.
Xavier: CAN YOU DUMB IT DOWN
A NOTCH?
IF YOU SMOKE AND EAT BACON
FAST ENOUGH, YOU CAN GO BACK IN
TIME.
OOH.
YOU ARE A BAD, BAD BOY.
Xavier: SAYONARA, PRESEN
DAY.
OOH! OOGA-BOOGA!
NIMGOK LOOK GOOD.
Xavier: YOU LEAVE THAT BICEP
ALONE.
THAT'S YOUR PERSONAL, PRIVATE
PLACE.
OOGA-BOOGA.
HOW LONG YOU STAND THERE, FREAK?
YOU SOME KIND OF OOGA-BOOGA
CHINAMAN?
ME PUT YOU IN WORLD OF HURT.
TAKE THAT.
OOGA-BOOGA.
TASTE PAIN.
WHOO, BOY!
ORDER UP!
OL' XAVIER'S GOT ANOTHER BASKE
OF PAIN FRIES ON HIS PLATE.
AND THE EMOTIONAL KETCHUP IS A
BLUBBERING WHALE OF TEARS.
Xavier: I'M NOT CRYING.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
JUST TEARS.
[ WOMAN SOBBING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY YOU CRYING?
Xavier: WHAT'S THAT BRUISE ON
YOUR FACE?
OOGA-BOOGA.
WHAT BRUISE ON YOUR FACE?
Xavier: I JUST FELL DOWN THE
CAVE STAIRS.
OOGA-BOOGA.
ME FELL DOWN CAVE STAIRS.
Xavier: I MAY STINK LIKE
COCK
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
BUT I'M NO SPRING CHICKEN.
IS IT A HUSBAND? BOYFRIEND?
GAL PAL?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
PUSSY GOT YOUR TONGUE?
[ CAT MEOWS ]
MAYBE.
MY HUSBAND, HE ONLY DOES 'CAUSE
HE LOVE ME.
Xavier: NO.
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I
EVER HEARD.
MAYBE HE DOES IT BECAUSE YOU'RE
STUPID.
MAYBE.
Xavier: WELL, IF THAT'S LOVE,
THEN I'D LIKE TO MAKE SOME LOVE
TO HIS MOUTH.
MAYBE.
DON'T GET HIM ANGRY.
Xavier: FROM NOW ON, I'M YOUR
GUARDIAN.
I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND
YOU.
AND IF HE WANTS TO GET TO ME,
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO PUNCH HIS WAY
THROUGH YOU FIRST.
MAYBE.
HE DO NOT MEAN TO DO IT.
Xavier: LOOKS LIKE HE'S DONE
OVER $1,200 WORTH OF DAMAGE.
FAR AS I KNOW, YOU WERE PRETTY
BEFORE ALL THIS STARTED.
MAYBE.
YOUR QUEST IS NEARLY
COMPLETE.
THE ANSWER OF YOUR ORIGIN IS
NIGH!
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
BUT CAN MADNESS HOLD THE
TRUTH?
COME.
ENTER INTO THE WORLD OF HER.
Xavier: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
THIS LAND IS THE PHYSICAL
MANIFESTATION OF BRUTE,
INARTICULATE RAGE.
Xavier: YEAH. NO DOY.
THAT IS THE PEAK OF
DISAPPOINTMENT.
AND THOSE ARE THE NERVE WORMS.
THEY'RE CONSUMING THE CARCASS OF
YOUR CONTENTMENT.
YOU DID THIS TO ME.
THIS IS THE BEACH OF
UNBEARABLE FACTS.
YOUR BODY STINK LIKE EGG.
AND THIS IS THE FOREST OF
DADDY'S FIST.
Xavier: OW! DADDY!
NO, DADDY.
YOU WANTED TO KNOW FROM
WHENCE YOU CAME.
IF YOU DARE, GAZE INTO THE LAKE
OF TORTUROUS TRUTH.
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER THE NIGH
YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
HEY, EVERYBODY!
LET'S GET WASTED TONIGHT AND
PARTY!
WHO WANTS MORE CHERRY WINE?
Xavier: NO. YOU'RE LYING.
THIS IS A LIE!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
YOO-HOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OUCH.
OOGA-BOOGA.
ME THINK ME HEAR WIFE IN ME CAVE
WITH NOTHER MAN.
YOU GET OUT NIMGOK WIFE.
Xavier: GO ON.
I NO LONGER FEAR YOUR PAIN
FRIES.
WHOO, BOY.
Xavier: FOR IN PAIN, I'VE
FOUND THE TRUTH.
AND EVEN THOUGH PAIN HURTS, YOU
NEED TO CONFRONT PAIN IF YOU
WANT TO TRANSCEND THE CRUSHING
PAIN OF YOUR INNER PAIN.
NIMGOK WANT ESCAPE CRUSHING
INNER PAIN.
OOGA-BOOGA.
Xavier: WELL, LOOK INSIDE
YOURSELF.
WHY DO YOU HURT PEOPLE?
'CAUSE NIMGOK STRONG.
OOGA-BOOGA! NIMGOK TOUGH!
Xavier: BUT WHY DO YOU FEEL
THE NEED TO BE TOUGH?
'CAUSE IF ME LET ME GUARD
DOWN, OOGA-BOOGA, I GUESS ME
VULNERABLE TO GET HURT MESELF.
Xavier: GO ON.
OOGA-BOOGA.
MAYBE NIMGOK FIGHT BECAUSE WHEN
NIMGOK PUNCH SOMEONE,
OOGA-BOOGA, NIMGOK GET TO TOUCH
SOMEONE.
ME ONLY HIT YOU 'CAUSE NIMGOK
LOVE YOU.
Xavier: NOW, THAT'S THE
SMARTEST THING I EVER HEARD.
IF YOU'RE SO TOUGH, TAKE UP THIS
FEATHER AND WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
KEEP GOING.
THREETWOONE!
NOW, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
ME USED TO USE VIOLENCE,
OOGA-BOOGA, AS ME PROTECTIVE
SHELL.
OOGA-BOOGA.
BUT NOW ME STOW ME FISTS FOR
FLIGHT OF LIFE, OOGA-BOOGA, AND
LET ME HEART SCREAM AND YELL.
[ DOWN-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYING ]
ME LET ME SPIRIT SOAR.
ME LET ME SOUL GLIDE AND SHINE.
Xavier: YOU JUST GOT IN TOUCH
WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL.
WHO? WHO?!
ME KILL HIM!
Xavier: YOURSELF.
BOO-YA.
YOU DONE SO MUCH FOR NIMGOK.
YOU GIVE NIMGOK PSYCHOSPIRITUAL
BREAKTHROUGH.
WHAT CAN NIMGOK DO FOR YOU?
Xavier: I'M LOOKING FOR A
PAINTING ON THE CAVE WALLS.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.
YEAH. YOU JUST MAKE PAINTING.
Xavier: OOGA-BOOGA.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
XAVIER, MY DATAS SHOW THA
Y-Y-YOU DID THE DRAWING
YOURSELF.
Xavier: YOU FIGURED THA
OUT -- RIGHT AFTER NUMB-NUTTED
NEANDER-BALLS.
NOW GET ME BACK HOME.
THE BACON IS STILL IN YOUR
SYSTEM!
IF YOU GET IT OUT, Y-Y-YOU MIGH
BE ABLE TO GO BACK.
Xavier: [ GAGS ]
HE'S A WITCH!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
GET HIM.
Xavier: I'D BETTER GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE!
[ GAGS ]
I JUST SPENT AMERICAN MONEY
ON A NAGEL PRINT.
PATRICK NAGEL JUST DIED.
Xavier: [ GAGS ]
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
Xavier: OH, NO.
IT LOOKS LIKE I WENT A LITTLE
TOO FAR.
[ SLURPING ]
PERHAPS THERE IS TRUTH IN SAND
MADNESS.
[ Raspily ] SAND MADNESS.
[ BIRDS SCREECH ]
FEED ME.
Xavier: I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
WILL YOU FEED ME?
[ STATIC ]
LOOK CLOSER.
LOOK CLOSER.
BYE!