Y: The Last Man (2021) s01e06 Episode Script

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Previously on
Y: The Last Man
We still ended up
with socialists in charge.
Except you're here now.
People are gonna
have to pick sides.
I think I'm having
a miscarriage.
That is a heartbeat.
‐You Dr. Allison Mann?
‐Do you mind?
The only lab that has
what I need is in San Francisco.
‐ Antenna's busted.
‐That wasn't me.
Well, I'll find us a new one.
I'll call your mom.
‐Be back in a couple hours.
‐I need a night.
‐No.
‐Sammy, please.
Mack's too sick to move.
We're an easy target.
Shit.
‐You first, then.
‐No, no, no
‐She's a doctor!
‐We only need her.
‐It's all or none.
Don't tell them
who your mother is.
The stolen choppers, ma'am‐‐
there is tracking software
in those birds
if we can get it working.
No one can hide forever
when the whole world's looking.
You seen this woman?
You think he masturbates?
He should, if he's not.
You could mention it to him?
It'd be better coming from you.
He likes you more than me.
Yeah.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
How about we call it
a day soon?
- ‐That sounds good.
- ‐
Yeah?
We need 20 miles.
Look, I'm sure you're an
excellent bodyguard or whatever.
Bodyguard
‐But following someone blindly
who works for the government
who has a locker combination
instead of a name‐‐
sorry, that's not really
what I do.
Shh!
Karma police ♪
You hear that?
‐Arrest this man ♪
‐Where's Yorick?
He talks in maths ♪
He buzzes like a fridge ♪
He's a like a detuned ♪
Radio ♪
You take that off, man.
Nobody's gonna give you
a hard time around here.
Karma police ♪
You live in town?
I've never seen you here before.
No, I'm just passing through.
Hey, is this, uh
is this Radiohead?
Every Sunday.
The great dead men.
I saw Radiohead live.
Yeah, my sister took me.
She wanted to show me there was
more to music than Weird Al.
Rest in peace, Weird Al.
This is what you'll get ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
When you mess with us ♪
Put your mask on.
Nobody cares, no,
there's other guys here
‐Just‐just Thank you.
‐Do not argue with me.
Take this.
Thank you.
Just‐just just listen.
Just listen.
Karma police ♪
I've given all I can ♪
It's not enough ♪
I've given all I can ♪
But we're still on the ♪
Payroll ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
Good find.
This is what you'll get ♪
It's worth the detour.
‐This is what you'll get ♪
‐You wander off again
I'll get you a leash.
I burned my hand!
This is what you'll get ♪
When you mess with us ♪
Have you seen this woman?
What are they asking?
Excuse me, have you seen her?
I lost myself ♪
I lost
myself ♪
Watch it.
For a minute there ♪
I lost myself ♪
I lost
myself ♪
She's about my build,
about this tall.
‐We're being followed.
‐What? By who?
She was just here, she's
traveling with two others,
‐let's go.
Heads down.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, okay.
In here!
Who was that?
Not sure.
Army, maybe?
- ‐Why would my Mom send the Army?
- She wouldn't.
Why are we
running from the Army?
Did she say we were being
followed when you talked to her?
SAT comms were compromised.
The military was
all over the channels, I
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait.
You didn't talk to her?
No, no, but you‐you said
- ‐that she authorized this
- Yeah, I said
‐I'd keep you safe,
and that's what I'm doing.
You
No, you lied, you
No, you ask too many questions.
Boston wasn't safe.
How do you know they aren't
still following us?
I mean, they're definitely
still following us.
Then why are we stopping?
No. No, no, no.
We have a right to know
‐what the hell is going on!
‐Fine, fine.
We can't outrun them.
They'll catch up‐‐ that's
a fact‐‐ and when they do,
we have to be ready.
So we act like we're safe.
‐Make camp in the open,
lure them in.
‐Lure them
And then, what, are we gonna
pull a friggin' Home Alone
‐on them?
‐Once they're here, we'll
drive them into a dead end.
Look, I'll wait there,
take them off the board.
You're gonna kill them?
I don't kill people.
I'm gonna give us
a real head start.
Make them think twice
about following.
All three.
On your own.
This isn't Home Alone.
It's Waco.
What, you got a better idea?
Are your people up there?
My husband, John.
And my boys are over there.
How about, um
How about you?
I'm‐I'm sorry, I‐I don't
don't remember.
‐Were you married?
‐No.
I mean, I love men.
Just never found a guy
who could take the heat.
My father always said
you were a pistol.
Oh, I think he said
pain in the ass.
Nah.
He was never vulgar.
Look at you.
You're healthy,
you're ready to serve.
The nerve of those women.
They should be parading you
around like a feminist hero.
Feminism only applies
to liberals, Kim.
You know that.
My mother used to bitch
about the state of the world.
"If only women were in charge,
there'd be peace."
‐
‐I never bought it.
Of course she was a Democrat.
Back then, I was, too.
Mm.
Voted for Reagan
just to piss her off.
Never looked back.
You know, this room
is the only place you'll hear
any of them mention
what we lost.
Sometimes I think
Sometimes I think
they're relieved.
This is the world
they've always wanted.
Can you believe Jennifer Brown
is president?
Well, they're all
standing with her.
The Establishment Sorority.
Plus, she's got tragedy
on her side.
She'll milk it
for all it's worth.
No.
She's invincible.
What if she's not?
That scared the shit out of me.
How long have you been up?
Look, I'm sorry.
I just
I wish you had talked
to me about this.
Um, I wish you had just
told me from the beginning
that you didn't make contact.
Okay?
I really
Are you okay?
Careful, careful, careful.
I got you.
I got you.
My boss, Eddie.
The manager at the bar.
He would touch my back
when he would talk to me.
Sometimes his hand would slip.
Before that.
My husband, Carl
There's nothing more
to say about Carl.
Before that.
My high school boyfriend, Ryan.
We took Molly at prom.
I woke up, and he was
Before that.
You made a friend?
This doesn't seem sanitary.
At least we have eggs.
They're all a little
‐Fucked‐up?
‐I mean,
I was gonna say earnest.
You know, for people
with so many fucking guns.
There's a whole shelf
in the pharmacy.
This place is a gold mine.
Adderall.
‐ Xanax.
‐Oh.
That's for emotional pain,
right?
Oh, my
Wait, you're not experiencing
emotional pain, are you?
Me? No.
I Maybe just a little bit.
You know,
I‐I had a hamster who died.
Oh, please.
Thank you.
This place isn't all bad, right?
Every time I look up,
somebody's staring at me.
I don't think they want me here.
They're staring at you 'cause
you're a sight for sore eyes.
‐Please.
‐You're fucking dreamy.
No.
What, you have emotional pain?
No, no, these are just
for fun.
I'm the lucky bitch that didn't
lose the man she loves.
Fuck off.
I saw it every day
I was a cop.
Women beaten, imprisoned,
killed, not just by
maniac psycho killers,
but by the men who "loved" them.
Hey, whoa.
She needs to hear this.
She's just a kid.
Have a seat.
Mackenzie.
You like being a woman?
‐Uh
‐I'm asking her.
I mean, I'm not a woman, so I
Sure you are.
Okay, come on, Mack.
You are a guest in our home.
What's the first thing
men usually say to you?
Don't look at your mother.
I'm asking you.
I don't know.
Think about Thanksgiving.
What'd your grandfather say
when he walked through the door?
Your uncle.
Your dad's friends.
"You're growing up so fast"?
"Your hair is getting long."
I
What else?
Come on, think.
"You're such a pretty girl."
Okay, Roxanne, that's enough.
Mackenzie, go.
She lost her father.
Her eight‐year‐old brother.
She's grieving.
Grief can't protect her.
Or you.
Let's go!
Where are they?
We need to move now!
‐Whoa
‐I said now! Let's go!
‐Mack! Mack!
‐Go!
‐Mack!
‐She's with the other kids,
in the walk‐in.
She's safe, okay?
Come on.
Who's out there?
What‐what are we supposed to
You know,
you shouldn't fight her.
She'll save your life
if you let her.
There's a kid with them.
Seems like
you took a wrong turn.
We're starving.
There's nothing
we can do for you here.
Best bet, turn around,
go back the way you came.
Just take her.
‐If you won't take all of us,
No!
‐just take her, please?
‐No! Mama!
Please, please I am begging you,
please, take her!
Your mother's scared, hon.
But she's not gonna
leave you here.
She wouldn't do that.
Would you, Mom?
Let's go.
We're lucky to be here.
It's much worse out there.
What the fuck, dude?
Look at this.
Where did you get this?
Her jacket.
She's outside, building traps.
You went through her stuff?
They're after her, not us.
She's got us going south.
I‐80's more direct.
We can follow the highway
to San Francisco.
Travel at night.
If the two of us go now
Wait
What, leave her?
Okay, look,
I know you've got a crush,
but
What?
Every time I turn around, you're
making googly eyes at her.
‐I have an expressive face.
‐Not when you look at me.
I can't just walk out on her.
You barely know her.
She has no loyalty to you.
‐She's kept me safe so far.
‐Yeah?
And what about last night?
You saw her wandering around
She sleepwalks.
She also has a fucking gun.
What if she has a nightmare
and shoots us
‐both to death?
‐She's not gonna have
a nightmare and shoot us
She's a covert
I‐don't‐know‐what
who is making this shit up
as she goes.
And she's gonna get us killed.
Yeah, I'm not leaving her.
You should put that back.
Come in.
Brought you some tea.
You worried
I'm gonna kick you out?
I'm sorry about this morning.
Obviously, I'm a little raw.
Mack's been through a lot,
we all have.
This is the first place
we've been that
feels safe.
We don't like
turning people away.
It's for the good of all of us.
I've been a detective
a long time, you know?
I got instincts.
I'm not saying
they're always right, but
I'm glad someone has instincts,
I certainly don't.
Enough groveling.
It's just a tit.
You've seen tits before?
Sorry. My, uh
my mother had a‐a double,
um, but they caught it too late.
They force her to get implants?
We didn't talk
about that sort of thing.
The doctors don't listen.
Especially the men.
Friends of mine would wake up
after surgery
with lumps of skin,
little flesh pockets,
even though they'd asked
the docs just to take 'em off.
You spend months
fighting off the cancer,
you forget
to fight off the doctors.
Your mom know about the Amazons?
Greek gals, one boob.
Cut 'em off
to show their strength.
That's what we called ourselves
in the chat forums,
whatever the fuck you call 'em.
Anyway, the tea
was a nice gesture.
Thank you.
I only wanted to smooth thing
I‐I want you to know
that I‐I admire your
It's also kind of pathetic.
‐Sorry.
‐Please stop saying that.
You just keep oozing
this penitent fucking
forgive‐me energy.
That bullshit was for the men.
And that's over, okay?
Stop apologizing
for who you are.
You want to get
comfortable here?
Want people to like you?
You got to step all the way in.
Show us that you're on board.
This "one foot out"
horseshit, it doesn't
inspire trust, Nora.
The world ended.
It's okay to be yourself.
Go on.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
But are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm good.
What?
We get the feeling you don't
like yourself very much.
Okay.
Look, I don't mean to be
a dick or anything.
But
I've done a lot of therapy,
some of it court‐ordered,
and I don't need you to read me,
thank you.
Look, I get it.
When I first came here,
I didn't want help either.
You know, I‐I didn't want
to feel good.
I wanted to get fucked‐up
and forget what happened.
I was angry.
And terrified.
Ashamed.
All of the people
that ruined my life,
and made me feel small
were suddenly just gone.
Sometimes I felt good
about that.
You know, happy
that my ex was dead.
But then I'd spiral.
Good people
don't wish people dead.
Roxanne, she saved my life.
She can save yours, too.
I think Sam and I are probably
gonna head out soon.
Keep moving.
We can see how tired you are.
Don't you want
to stop being tired?
Whatever you did,
whoever you were before,
you don't have to
carry that with you.
It must be weird here for you.
Lot of man‐hate thrown around.
We earned the reputation,
I guess.
You know, I'm not really
like that, but
it's the price of admission.
I love men.
Too much probably.
So you excited for tonight?
What's tonight?
You don't know?
Well, I won't spoil it then.
A funeral.
‐Mmm
‐
Yummy.
Body of Christ.
How are you
gonna get them up there?
Track dirt.
Like we heard the trip wire,
ran.
You two are gonna sleep
in the basement.
I'll keep watch tonight.
Give me a real job.
Your job is to sleep
in the basement.
Look, I can finish this.
If you're gonna keep watch,
you should go
get some sleep, take an hour.
‐
‐No, half an hour?
You seem beat.
You know, right?
That you sleepwalk?
You were up
in the loft last night.
You could've broken your neck.
Maybe it's not the worst thing
to have someone help you
every now and then.
I'm not your sister.
Or your girlfriend or whoever
the fuck you're missing.
‐Jesus.
‐I'm not your entertainment.
I'm sorry you're bored.
Read a book.
You know, you could give me
a little credit.
I'm about to put myself
in between you
and whatever comes
through that door.
That's a good deal.
For you.
Okay.
Come on.
Get it.
Nice.
Mmm
Blech.
‐What happened?
‐You were right.
Fuck her.
Uh, Christine? Christine?
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry,
I'm‐I'm late for a meeting.
Wait, wait
Hey, hey, hey,
how are you feeling?
I'm okay. Thanks.
Okay, listen, this can be
a really lonely place.
And this should be
an exciting time for you.
You know, you should be
getting pampered
I'm okay. Really.
I'm
Politics isn't everything,
you know.
I've been pregnant.
I‐I know what it feels like.
Listen, um
I'm not ready to tell anyone.
And I'm not even sure
You're not sure
you want to keep the baby.
I‐I get it.
I do.
Here, just come here.
I‐I'm not sure what
you've heard about Christians,
but we're actually
pretty understanding.
I know how hard it must be
to imagine bringing
a child into this world.
But there's another way
to look at it.
I thought at first,
we were being punished‐‐
Eve and the apple.
But now I think God is just
trying to teach us something.
And He's given you
the most incredible gift.
Life.
In the middle of all of this
death.
I‐I'd like you to consider
I‐I could help or, or
I could raise the baby.
What?
Just think about it.
Um
I'm late.
I have to go.
Okay.
Tonight we must
say goodbye to someone
we have grown to love.
Laura was born
in Philadelphia in 1992.
She moved to Richmond
when she was 15.
Attended
the University of Delaware.
Moved to Baltimore,
married Carl Martin.
She's worked as,
among other things, a bartender.
Makes a mean Long Island.
And has become
a vital part of our community.
But tonight we must say goodbye.
Goodbye, Laura.
Goodbye, Laura.
Goodbye, Laura.
Goodbye, Laura.
‐Goodbye, Laura.
‐Goodbye, Laura.
‐Bye, Laura.
‐Goodbye, Laura.
Goodbye, Laura.
‐Goodbye, Laura.
‐Goodbye, Laura.
Welcome
Athena.
Welcome, Athena.
This is so fucking weird.
What are you doing?
Come back.
I'm tired.
You think we're all crazy,
don't you?
What happened to Kate?
I mean, don't you want to know?
You're all pretending
like nothing happened.
What are we supposed to do?
She's dead.
Wasn't she your friend?
Listen, you need
to keep a low profile, okay?
How am I supposed to do that?
‐I kind of stick out.
‐You can talk to me, okay?
But don't say any of this
shit to the rest of them.
We're supposed
to keep our distance.
What does that mean?
Look
we're not allowed
to be alone with you.
Kelsey?
I need you outside.
Okay.
We've got eyes on Agent Burgin.
Holed up in a church.
Nowhere, Pennsylvania.
General Reed's
getting me up to speed.
How did you find her?
A team from
the 10th Mountain Division
found the missing bird, followed
bread crumbs from there.
Why wasn't I informed?
We were about to come find you.
Wanted to make sure
we had her first.
‐What's all this?
‐Secret Service file.
Background information, personal
and professional references.
I've been trying to find
some trace of her‐‐
family, friends,
military colleagues‐‐
none of them seem to exist.
Half of these people are dead.
‐Of course you can't verify
‐It's a little odd, though.
I mean, don't you think?
A Secret Service agent is not
about to take a helicopter
for a joyride. At this point,
we have to consider
the possibility that she's
working for someone else.
Good news is she thinks
she's lost us.
They've been
in that church all day.
"They"?
There are two others
traveling with her.
We haven't gotten a clear
look yet, but we're about to.
Captain?
I'm here with the president.
Fuck.
I have a visual.
Burgin, two others.
No visual on them yet.
Get that visual.
If she's some dangerous
foreign operative,
are we sure we want to send them
into a confrontation?
Your girls can handle
themselves, isn't that right?
Yes, ma'am.
Mm‐hmm.
Yorick?
Allison?
You okay?
I'm bleeding.
Hey
Jesus.
- I think they're running.
- Permission to engage?
‐Yorick?
‐Yeah?
Do you think this was a mistake?
Madam President?
Permission to engage?
What the fuck?
I just betrayed her
because you convinced me to.
No, "convinced" is strong.
I would say I floated the idea.
Madam President?
Proceed with caution.
Shoot!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'll keep up, I'll keep up!
You're okay, you're okay.
Come here.
Come here, buddy. You okay?
‐
‐
Did I
Is she okay?
Where is he?
Captain, do you copy?
Captain, do you copy?!
Captain?
Captain, do you
Captain Nguyen?
‐Captain?
‐Peggy?
Prep the extraction team.
We'll brief them at the helipad.
Did she see you?
What?
Did she get a real look?
No, no, no, no. No. No.
No, she didn't see me.
‐I'm not gonna
‐Cut her laces.
Burn the shoes.
Slow 'em down.
Look, I
I never meant to
Laces.
I'm not gonna tell you
how to run your fucking lab.
Until we get to San Francisco,
this is my show.
We didn't have any
‐I wasn't talking to you.
This must be hard for you.
I heard from people
you had a close relationship
with Agent Burgin.
"From people"?
Kimberly Campbell?
Can we have a minute?
Kimberly's got theories.
She tells anyone
who will listen.
What's this one?
I stole helicopters
and sent Burgin
to find my daughter?
Kim's been through a lot.
Oh, wow.
For a feminist,
you're sure quick
to call another woman crazy.
I didn't say that.
She's grieving. We all are.
Let's not make it
into more than it is.
Look, I know we don't
see eye to eye politically.
When Campbell appointed me,
you called me a xenophobe
and a bigot.
Forgive me.
Maybe you just play one on TV.
Whatever sells catheters, right?
There it is.
That scornful, withering look
you're so famous for.
As if being on television
is something I need
to apologize for.
If something's going on
between you and Agent Burgin,
if you're compromised
in some way
This isn't a blood feud.
We're not enemies.
You're here now.
Be useful.
There are thousands
of people at that gate.
Do you know
what would be useful?
Armored trucks and riot police.
Careful now, you might want
to think that through.
It makes us look weak.
And if they hear
that your agent attacked
‐our soldiers on your orders
‐She's not my agent.
‐Not my orders.
‐They don't trust you.
They didn't vote for you.
‐They will get their chance.
‐And by then, we'll show them
‐who you really are.
‐You do that.
I'd be fucking grateful.
You like constellations?
My partner knew
all the constellations.
We spent hours
in a car together,
driving around the city,
murder to murder,
all day and night,
just looking at terrible things,
and then
we'd stop somewhere
and have a beer.
Look up at the stars.
See that one right there?
That's the Seven Sisters.
It's so much brighter now.
Think what that sky's gonna
look like in ten years.
I'd like you to stay.
And join us.
I like you, girls like you.
What's funny about that?
You don't know me.
I'm not a good person.
Well, now I'm intrigued.
There was this guy.
He had a wife.
And a kid, a baby.
Half these girls have slept
with married men.
I was with him
the night before
it‐it happened and, um
he had told me
that he was leaving
his wife for me.
He was lying.
I didn't even want him
to leave her.
I think I just felt
chosen.
And then I felt stupid.
I started throwing things
at him and
all of a sudden, it
I was angry, but
I did not mean to
You hurt him?
You killed him?
No one knows.
It's like it never happened.
You can't kill somebody
and get away with it.
Seems like you did.
You kick an animal enough times,
it's gonna bite back.
It doesn't mean
it's in their nature.
You can be
whoever you want here.
It's up to you.
- You are so selfish.
- No, I'm not.
You have no idea what I said.
Do you think
we're stupid, Kelsey?!
You're disloyal.
And for him? I mean,
‐what the fuck
were you thinking?
Really, Kelsey?!
After everything
Roxanne's done for you?
- ‐For us!
- Nicki, I'm sorry.
‐Really?
‐I would never do
anything to betray
‐You're not sorry.
‐Enough.
Karma police ♪
Arrest this girl ♪
Her Hitler hairdo ♪
Is making me feel ill ♪
And we have crashed ♪
Her party ♪
Mm‐mm‐mm ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
This is what you'll get ♪
This is what you'll get. ♪
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