Zombieverse (2023) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
THIS SURVIVAL GAME TAKES PLACE
IN A ZOMBIE UNIVERSE
THE CAST ACT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD
AND TURN INTO ZOMBIES ONCE BITTEN
PLEASE BE ADVISED
OF THEIR IMMERSION IN THE GAME
[eerie tense music playing]
- [Na-rae] Wow.
- [Hong-chul] Wow, jeez.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We should be careful.
- [Na-rae] Oh, jeez.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Tsuki's about
to fall off the truck.
[Na-rae] Are you okay?
- [Na-rae] Oh, man.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Don't fall out.
6 SURVIVORS AND 3 INFECTED
[Na-rae] Gosh.
[narrator] They've arrived at a new place.
A HIDEOUT DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS
SALVATION OR A TRAP
[grunts]
- [intimidating rock music playing]
- [crashing]
- [survivors screaming]
- [Hong-chul] What on earth?
- [Jun-hyeok] Oh, no. What happened?
- [Na-rae] What the heck?
LAST NIGHT, THEY ESCAPED
FROM THE FACTORY WITH HIS HELP
[Ho-cheol] What's happened? Hyung!
Hyung! Get out of there!
[zombies growling]
[survivors yelping]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Who are you? Who is he?
- [Sal-man] Get down, everyone.
- [Sal-man] Anyone hurt?
- [Na-rae] What?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Is he dangerous?
- [Na-rae] Wait.
[DinDin] Jonathan, are you okay?
[Si-young]
Jonathan isn't feeling so great.
- [Si-young] He's in bad shape.
- [Tsuki] I'm so tired.
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
- Thank you.
[Si-young] Your eyes are
completely red now.
[DinDin] Jonathan's getting worse.
[Sal-man] That one seems badly hurt.
[Hong-chul] I'm sorry, but who are you?
First, let's go in and talk.
I'm Kim, a reporter.
I came here undercover
to do a story on Hwangchon-ri.
What?
[tense music playing]
Yeah, and you totally ruined it.
- What?
- [Sal-man] Thanks to the ruckus
you caused there,
the story's ruined.
That's why I saved you people.
[Patricia] Really? Thank you!
I have so many questions.
- [Tsuki] Thank you. I mean it.
- [Sal-man] Here.
[Si-young] The Hwayo Newspaper?
[Hong-chul] Reporter Kim Sal-man.
Look. "Unidentified creatures."
[investigative music playing]
Seeing you know about this stuff,
could you take a look at him?
[Hong-chul] Can he keep going with us?
- [Tsuki] Something's not right.
- Will he be okay?
[Sal-man] Stay still.
Here, look. Can you read this?
Sal-man
He's still got his wits about him.
But judging from experience,
I'd say he's at least 78%.
- [Na-rae] What?
- 78%?
[Sal-man] Yes, at least that much.
[Si-young] His eyes are so red.
These two got bitten too. Could you
- [Sal-man] Shall I take a look?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Okay.
THESE TWO HAVE BEEN INFECTED
FOR MORE THAN 28 HOURS
- But the redness has spread a bit more.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah, they're red.
- [DinDin] Their eyes are all red.
- Come on.
- [Sal-man] Let's go in first.
- [Si-young] Okay.
[investigative music playing]
[Si-young] We have nowhere else
to go right now anyway.
[Tsuki] What's that?
- [Dex] What's with those mannequins?
- [Tsuki] I know.
[Si-young] Isn't this
for shooting practice?
[Sal-man] Okay, let's go in.
[Dex] What are these cans?
THE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED
BY A ZOMBIE ALERT SYSTEM
[Si-young] He put them up
so they'll make noise.
[DinDin] I see.
[Sal-man] Let's go in.
- [Na-rae] Can we go in?
- [Sal-man] Yeah.
[Na-rae] This is so scary.
What are we gonna do?
Wow. What's this?
[investigative music continues]
- [Si-young] What's all this?
- [Hong-chul] Wow! What is this?
- There are all these photos!
- [Na-rae] Huh?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wow.
TOWN CHIEF LEE JUN-HYEOK, SEO HO-CHEOL
[tense music playing]
TOWN HALL
PEOPLE GONE MISSING IN HWANGCHON-RI
RICE MILL
TOWN CHIEF HIDES HIS MOTHER HERE
[Sal-man] I actually came to Hwangchon-ri
because I got a tip about a UFO.
So I came here undercover.
But then, I heard about the zombies.
Wait.
Na-rae, no, oppa.
Is this the old lady you saw?
- Oh, yeah! It is.
- It is! That's her!
[Hong-chul] It says
"the town chief's mother."
[Si-young] Yes, it says so here.
[screams]
[Sal-man] She encountered an outsider,
got bitten, and became a zombie.
[Hong-chul] Goodness.
Hey, this is us entering the town!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] There are pictures of us.
- [Hong-chul] With the town chief.
[Si-young] He was gonna
make us come here no matter what.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Yeah, to use us as food.
[Sal-man] Everyone,
the town chief is already a zombie too.
I see.
[Jun-hyeok screams]
[Jun-hyeok] Mother! What the heck?
Mother.
Mother.
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasping breath]
AFTER DEX AND CREW (NINE PEOPLE)
CAME TO TOWN
THE CHIEF TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE
JOURNALIST KIM'S INVESTIGATION
FOR AN EXCLUSIVE COMES
TO AN END TODAY
[Kkwachu Hyung]
He must really be a reporter.
RAN AWAY? MISSING? MORE MISSING
PERSONS IN HWANGCHON-RI
THE ZOMBIE VIRUS
BELIEVED TO HAVE SPREAD FROM SEOUL
[Si-young] Does that mean the zombies
appeared here even before then?
WAS ALREADY FOUND IN HWANGCHON-RI
3 WEEKS AGO
[Na-rae] Makgeolli?
CAUSE OF THE VIRUS = MAKGEOLLI?
NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED YE
BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN
"IF YOU GET BITTEN, YOU BECOME A ZOMBIE"
Jonathan's acting weird.
- [Hong-chul] What is he looking at?
- [Dex] Jonathan.
- Jonathan.
- What about my brother?
[Sal-man] He has bite marks, right?
- [Patricia] Oppa.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Look there first.
[Na-rae] Look at him.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
I mean, we can still move.
[Patricia] What do we do?
- Jeez.
- [Hong-chul] What is it?
- [Sal-man] This is bad.
- What is it? What?
I think he'll change any second now.
Whoa! Jeez! His flesh has been ripped off.
For now, let me do
some first aid on him, okay?
What's that? Can you slow the change?
Yes. I mean,
I can stop him from biting us.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
- Are you going to gag him or something?
[Sal-man] Not exactly a gag.
[Dex] What is that?
- A harmonica.
- So he can communicate.
- [Patricia] What's that?
- It's a harmonica.
- No way.
- But he doesn't play the harmonica.
We'll at least know where he is
if he makes a noise with it.
- Oh, I see.
- And he can't bite us.
- [Sal-man] He can't bite us.
- [Tsuki] Oh, I see. It's held in place.
[Hong-chul] He's completely out of it.
Okay. Jonathan.
[soft harmonica tone]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Wow.
- Oppa.
SOUNDS NICE AND CLEAR!
- No! We can't laugh.
- He can blow on it if he wants to call us.
[Hong-chul] It's not
too uncomfortable, right?
[soft harmonica tone]
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH TO COMMUNICATE
- This is so sad.
- [Sal-man] Twice no. Blow it three times.
Jonathan, Jonathan.
[harmonica tune]
HE CAN EVEN PLAY A TUNE
- [DinDin] It sounds hopeful. It does.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey.
- No, but really. It sounds nice.
- She's laughing the loudest.
Oppa.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
That's my brother.
Why don't you go close to him
and help him up?
Oppa.
[aggressive harmonica tune]
NO NEED TO TRANSLATE THAT
That means
you're going to kill her, right?
[Hong-chul] "When I get up, you're dead.
I'm gonna rip you to pieces."
- [Na-rae] That's it.
- I can't look at you. It's too sad.
- [Na-rae] Patricia.
- [Dex] I'm going to cry.
Once the infection progresses,
you get strong.
[DinDin] Right. You get really strong
when you become a zombie.
[Sal-man] It could get
to where we can't control him.
- We need to quarantine him.
- Oh.
[Sal-man] I can quarantine him safely.
For everyone here
[harmonica tune]
- [Hong-chul] "Why do I have to?"
- [all chuckling]
[Sal-man] It's okay.
- [Na-rae] Oh, it's so
- [Sal-man] I'll take care of him.
- Help him up. Okay, let's move him.
- [Patricia] Oh, no. Oppa.
- [Dex] Let's go.
- [Na-rae] Poor Jonathan.
No, we'll be able to
keep an eye on him nearby.
- You can still see your brother.
- Okay.
- [Patricia] Maybe not.
- [Na-rae] Go in with him.
- Oppa.
- [Na-rae] Say goodbye.
[somber music playing]
[quick harmonica tune]
[Patricia] Oppa, will you tell me the PIN?
To your credit card.
[somber music continues]
HE HELD ON TENACIOUSLY UNTIL NOW
BUT NOW HE'S BEEN LOCKED AWAY
[stressed harmonica tune]
[somber music continues]
You shouldn't be afraid
of zombies themselves.
- Yeah!
- [Sal-man] You shouldn't be afraid
of zombies themselves.
- You just need to remove their chompers.
- [Tsuki] Yeah.
- We just need to stop them from biting.
- [Sal-man] That's right.
- [Tsuki] So we pull out all their teeth?
- [Sal-man] So
- Oh!
- Oh, I've seen this in the movies.
- Hey, that's great.
- You can push away two at a time, even.
- Then they can't come closer than this.
- Like this.
[Tsuki] I've seen this in zombie movies.
- But what if they do this?
- Then?
- You do this.
- What if they do this?
- [Sal-man] You do this.
- Oh!
- [all exclaim]
- I see.
- They won't be able to bite.
- You can't bite me, can you?
[Na-rae] Hold them from the back.
He can only do that
because DinDin is short.
- He could bite if he were tall.
- [Sal-man] To prepare ourselves
- So they come like this.
- [Sal-man] Yeah.
- If they're taller?
- [Sal-man] Yeah?
What are you gonna do
if they come at you like this?
[Sal-man] If they're taller
HIS BACK IS COMPLETELY EXPOSED
- Wait, just a second.
- [Na-rae] You got bitten.
- [Dex] He got bitten.
- He got bitten. He did.
- Hey, I bit him 12 times in that instant.
- [Sal-man] Wait, guys.
[Hong-chul] 12 times.
- [Hong-chul] Mr. Kim, hey.
- You're fine.
- Why did you hold it in?
- [Sal-man] What?
- I bit him really hard.
- [Sal-man] Okay.
[Hong-chul] He pretended
as if he didn't get bitten.
THIS INSTRUCTOR HAS A LOT OF PATIENCE!
I was demonstrating the weapon.
Why would you come after me
like your life depended on it?
[Hong-chul] I was supposed to be a zombie.
But, like, he held it in.
To prepare ourselves for them biting us
[all] Wow.
- [Sal-man] You have this.
- [Hong-chul] Wow, that's great.
HE MUST'VE GOT BITTEN ON PURPOSE
FOR THE DEMONSTRATION
If we had that,
we wouldn't have been bitten.
- [Sal-man] Come on.
- [growls like a zombie]
INFECTED IN THREE SECONDS!
[Hong-chul] It's so easy to move him
however I want.
I could've bitten his forehead
a couple of times too.
He's 120% infected.
[Hong-chul] Look,
he can't even move right now.
Okay, let me explain the next part.
Help me back up.
Put me back up.
He gives up really quickly.
Now to prepare ourselves
for that exact situation
There's more.
- [Patricia] He's upgrading.
- Doesn't stop there, does it?
- We have this too. This is safe.
- [Na-rae] Look at this.
- Catch a zombie with that.
- [Sal-man] Who's strong here? Try me.
- That's Dex.
- [DinDin] Dex. He's the strongest.
- He's the strong one.
- [Sal-man] So you put it on them.
Now try attacking.
[Sal-man] There.
OH! YOU CAN USE THE WALL
TO KEEP IT AT BAY
If there's a zombie this smart
- [Si-young] Huh.
- It works.
[Hong-chul] Wow. It works.
THIS ISN'T A COMEDY SHOW
Hey, that's not bad.
- [Na-rae] Look.
- Look at that.
He was in the special forces.
[DinDin] It's like a comedy sketch.
[Na-rae] Did you two plan this in advance?
- [Tsuki] Wow, look.
- It's like they rehearsed it.
[Hong-chul] He's just barely out of reach.
WHAT A NICE IMPROVISED SKI
- You use the wall behind you.
- That means
You have to keep backing up
if you're outside.
That's why you should only
pick the paths close to the wall.
- [Dex] Always stay near the wall?
- But there aren't walls outdoors.
[Si-young] How far
do you have to keep going?
[tense music playing]
[zombie grunting]
Like this.
You duck, then this, this, and bam.
And you get bitten here,
bitten here, bitten here.
- [Hong-chul] And then you're dead.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You're practically
giving them your hand
to bite just like that.
[zombies grunting]
[ominous music playing]
[alarm blaring]
- [Si-young] What's that?
- [DinDin] What the heck?
[Na-rae] What's going on?
Oh. They're here.
- [Hong-chul] That startled me.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] What's going on?
- What is it?
- [Sal-man] Let's go.
They're caught.
What?
[Sal-man] They've fallen into the trap
I've set up.
- [Hong-chul] Really?
- [Tsuki] A trap?
[Sal-man] That's right.
[ominous suspenseful music playing]
[trap whirring]
[thudding]
[intense intimidating music playing]
- Wow! He's right.
- [Dex] Where is it?
- [Si-young] Goodness.
- [Dex] His face is gone.
[Sal-man] There are two.
But only one got caught.
I can't stand to look at
that kind of stuff!
[Sal-man] Here. Give me the net.
[Hong-chul] Careful! Oh, gosh. Oh!
- Oh. Got him.
- [Hong-chul] You got him. Then what?
[Dex] That's what we did before.
Back in the living room.
IT LOOKED RIDICULOUS,
BUT IT WAS AN EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUE
[Na-rae] Did you two plan this in advance?
- [zombie growling]
- [Dex] Oh, man.
What are you going to do with him
now that you've got him?
- [Dex] The net is about to rip.
- [Hong-chul] Here.
[Hong-chul] Get him.
[Sal-man] Get him. Take him there.
The bathroom.
- [Hong-chul] In the bathroom?
- [Dex] The bathroom?
- [Hong-chul] Wow, this is unbelievable.
- [Dex] The net is about to rip.
- [harmonica tune in background]
- [Dex] Where?
[Sal-man] The bathroom.
- [Dex] The net's going to rip.
- [Si-young] Dex, be careful.
- [Sal-man] This way.
- [Dex] What the heck? What's this?
- [Hong-chul] What the?
- [Sal-man] Here.
[Si-young] What the heck?
[Hong-chul] Why would you open the door?
Don't! Stop it!
- [harmonica tunes]
- [screaming]
- [ominous music playing]
- [harmonica tunes]
[Si-young and Hong-chul screaming]
- What's going on?
- What is it?
[Na-rae] Oh, shoot. Oh, man.
[Sal-man] It's fine, they're all tied up.
Shove him in there.
Push him inside. Come on.
- [shouting]
- [harmonica tunes]
Oppa, that way!
[Kkwachu Hyung] Hurry up, the door's open.
- Don't open the door.
- Hey, Si-young's coming.
- You weren't bitten, were you?
- Did you get bitten? Did you?
- No. We got him.
- [Na-rae] You got bitten. You did.
- We got him.
- Listen.
He has a bunch of zombies
locked up in the bathroom.
He has them locked up?
- There are seven of them. Seven.
- [Na-rae] Seven of them?
This reporter's the real deal.
It's me.
[tense music playing]
- Wow!
- It might look like a silly butterfly net,
but with this
JOURNALIST KIM'S CREDIBILITY HAS GONE UP
Look at that bloodstain.
[Tsuki] This is so scary. What the heck?
Seriously. We went out
and there were two zombies. Okay.
- Two of them?
- One of them died.
He set up a trap there
and the zombie must have sprung it.
[Hong-chul] So one's dead.
Its head's gone.
[thudding]
[Hong-chul] There's a place here
to lock them up.
- Where?
- Go see for yourself. Go.
- But they all have harmonicas
- [Hong-chul] It's true.
like stapled into their faces.
Wow. I mean
[Kkwachu Hyung] We're gonna go look.
[Hong-chul] Go. Wow.
This reporter is the real deal. He is.
- He was legit.
- [Na-rae] Wait, but
[claps]
[harmonica tunes]
- [DinDin] Oh, no.
- [Patricia] Oh, my. What is it?
[zombie growling]
Oh!
[shouts]
[harmonica tunes]
- [DinDin] Let's go back. Come on.
- [Tsuki] That's terrifying.
[Na-rae] I'm sorry.
Oppa, what if he puts a harmonica
in our mouths later?
[Kkwachu Hyung] No. That won't happen.
[Na-rae] Pull out all our teeth?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
No, we just have to keep talking.
- [Na-rae] You think?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] They said it'll be fine
as long as you talk.
[Na-rae] Oh, I feel like
I'm looking at my future.
[Kkwachu Hyung] We have to keep talking.
Even when we sleep.
[Na-rae] Let's keep talking, okay?
If I fall asleep,
- slap me in the face, okay?
- No, we can't sleep anymore.
[Na-rae] Slap me, okay? Slap me.
[Tsuki] That was so scary.
So they're being kept
in the same house as us?
He said he did all of that
and tied them up
before they had fully changed.
Like how Jonathan is right now.
Oh.
So then,
should we put Jonathan in there too?
- [whines]
- How can we stay in the same place?
[somber music playing]
[soft harmonica tune]
HE'S BRINGING IN A ZOMBIE?
- Oh, I can hear him.
- He's back.
[shouts in surprise]
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Why would he bring him here?
- [Patricia] He's bringing the zombie?
- [Tsuki] That's the one we saw out front.
- Oh!
- That's a full-on zombie.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Jeez, that's freaking scary.
- [Dex] He communicates?
- [DinDin] He's 100% zombie?
[Hong-chul] Gosh, that's scary.
Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Mr. Kim. Hold on.
- [low ominous music playing]
- Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Wait!
- He's coming.
- He's heading straight here.
[Hong-chul] Like,
he's not even looking at them.
- [Sal-man] There you go. See?
- I must look like easy prey.
This means we don't have to worry.
- Maybe we're just not his type.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Come here.
[harmonica tune]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We're not food.
- [Na-rae] He's coming to us, oppa.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No.
- Oh, gosh. What do we do?
- [DinDin] Huh?
- [harmonica tune]
Hold on.
- [Hong-chul] He's coming to us!
- [Si-young] He's coming toward us!
- [all screaming]
- [harmonica tune]
Oh! Oh, my! Oh!
[screaming]
Oh! Oh, my! Oh!
- Stop him!
- Come on. Let's go.
[groans]
Oh, gosh.
My chest hurts.
He's a full-on zombie.
[Sal-man] Yeah, he's completely changed.
We've been working together
for a long time.
He took all these pictures here.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I see.
- [Na-rae] The cameraman?
Yeah. I'm also waiting to see
if they develop a cure.
[Sal-man] So that's why
I'm protecting them.
THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS THE ZOMBIES
[DinDin] How long has it been
since he was bitten?
[Sal-man] Well, it's been over a week now.
Well, I'm going to
take him back down, okay?
- It's time to get some rest.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
[Tsuki] Poor guy.
- [DinDin] That's so sad.
- [Tsuki] I know.
They look so close.
A WORLD WHERE
THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD
[somber music playing]
[soft harmonica tune]
[Patricia] Here, drink this.
Here.
REGARDLESS, THERE ARE PEOPLE
YOU CAN'T ABANDON
Oppa, get some rest. Keep yourself warm.
And stay alert.
Jeez, your socks. Did you crawl here?
You're okay, right?
[gentle music playing]
[Sal-man] Okay, you need to be able
to protect yourselves too,
- so you need to train.
- [Hong-chul] I'm in.
[Hong-chul] We can learn
to survive too, right?
Right. So a way
to utilize various objects.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
- Even something like this.
You can use this to get around
when there are zombies.
- How?
- You go in and
- Huh?
- No way.
- You can't see him!
- Wow!
- You're right.
- That's great!
- It's so cute.
- It's so cute.
NOTE: ONLY USABLE
BY PEOPLE WITH A CUTE HEIGH
- There is a reason he survived so far.
- [Sal-man] Okay, now
- [Sal-man] Roll!
- [Hong-chul] Without even looking?
[DinDin] No!
THE SECRET TO UNDERCOVER JOURNALISM
HAS BEEN REVEALED
[Tsuki] Oh, gosh!
- [DinDin] Are you okay?
- Is he dead?
[DinDin] Are you all right?
You can roll down here easily like this.
- [DinDin] He's right.
- [Hong-chul] Let's try it.
- [Hong-chul] See if it works for others.
- I'm dizzy.
- [DinDin] I have the most similar build.
- You will? Okay.
[Tsuki] Watch your head.
You know, head first.
[Hong-chul] You can also evade attack.
Wait.
- Oh, it's a great fit.
- Oppa.
- Wait.
- It's so cute.
Sit. Sit down.
- Wow! You'd never realize he's there.
- Sit.
- [DinDin groans]
- [Patricia] Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'll roll you now.
- [Tsuki] Come on!
[Hong-chul] His feet.
He needs to tuck them in.
- [DinDin] Hey!
- [Patricia] Oppa!
- [DinDin] Hey, hey!
- [Patricia] Oppa! Oppa!
- [Hong-chul] Tsuki, move! Tsuki!
- [Patricia] Oppa!
[Patricia laughing]
- Did you see Patricia kick it?
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
ALMOST WENT TO HWANGCHEON
IN HWANGCHON-RI
[Hong-chul] Hey, are you okay?
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
- [Hong-chul] She kicked you hard.
I thought she was Hwang Hee-chan
for a moment. The soccer player.
You're better off just dying.
I thought I was falling off a cliff.
Mr. Kim. I can't remember the last time
we laughed like this.
All right. A fun survival training.
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
- This is great.
So, we have a gun.
- [Hong-chul] Oh, a gun?
- A gun?
Yeah, I'll show you.
- You have a gun?
- Yeah, that's great.
THE SURVIVORS HAVE BEEN
FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
Open the door. Open it.
BUT THEY WERE HELPLESS
WHEN THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY THEM
- Oppa.
- Hyung, what do we do?
THEY DESPERATELY NEED A WAY
TO FIGHT THE ZOMBIES FROM A DISTANCE!
Now, I made this.
[Sal-man] It's a potato gun.
- [DinDin] What?
- A potato gun?
Is this why there were
all those potatoes back there?
[tense music playing]
JOURNALIST KIM'S SURVIVAL CLASS
POTATO GUN TRAINING
- It just looks like a plain pipe.
- Yes, I made it out of a pipe.
- [Sal-man] PVC pipes.
- [Hong-chul] Wow. But this can shoot?
[Sal-man] Yes.
HANDMADE POTATO GUN:
SHOOTS OUT POTATOES
MADE WITH READILY AVAILABLE PVC PIPES
POWER YET UNKNOWN
- It all sounds great, but
- I don't think it'll work.
- We need a demonstration.
- [Tsuki] Right.
- [Sal-man] You want me to show you?
- Yeah!
Show us.
- Potato.
- Load.
- [potato crunches]
- [all] Oh!
[DinDin] Wow.
You block it completely like that.
- Now, this is what you all use at home.
- [Hong-chul] That's an insecticide spray.
- You use this.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah. An insecticide.
- [Dex] With the gas.
- [Hong-chul] And that works?
INJECT THE HOUSEHOLD SPRAY
INTO THE GUN BARREL
[suspenseful music playing]
- Okay.
- Ignite!
[suspenseful music drumming]
- [gun popping]
- [surprised yelps]
- [Hong-chul] Wow.
- [DinDin] Okay.
THE POWER IS MORE IMPRESSIVE
THAN EXPECTED!
- [Si-young] Amazing.
- Wow, it shot off.
That's so cool!
- I mean
- That's unbelievable.
DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED I
- Wow!
- [Dex] It's pretty powerful.
The potato bits leftover
from making the bullets
- [Patricia] Yeah.
- You save them to be eaten later.
THE ZOMBIE WEAPON
EVEN USES THE SHELLS
Incredible.
- Si-young, let's try it.
- Go on, try it.
I want to try.
- Okay, let's get started.
- Be careful.
- First, you open the chamber.
- [DinDin] It's not like a revolver.
- [Si-young] Oh, yeah.
- [Hong-chul] Wow!
- Let's do this first too. Like he did.
- Open the chamber. And then?
- [Sal-man] Then you load the potato.
- Load the potato.
Pack it in so there aren't any gaps.
LOADING FAILED! LOADING FAILED!
- It's not easy.
- You made a diagonal slice on the potato.
- She's a housewife.
- [laughs]
She loads like she's preparing to cook.
- Wait, hold on.
- She always cooks for her kid.
- Yeah, diagonal slicing.
- Right.
[Hong-chul] You need to pack it in.
There's our dinner.
Let's have potatoes for dinner today.
[Tsuki] Okay! Potato sounds good.
- Now.
- You can make one on the spot like that?
Here. You press here.
- [gun popping]
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Patricia] That went so far.
- It's not too strong?
My ears hurt a little,
and there's a slight kickback too.
- It fires great. It's actually good.
- But with some practice
and a higher aim,
I think I can hit the target.
[Sal-man] Okay, let's split into pairs.
- Six people, gunners and assistants.
- We have three men and three women,
so let's pair up
into gunners and assistants.
- Why don't you do it with me?
- [Si-young] Okay.
- [Hong-chul] And Tsuki, let's pair up.
- Okay, great.
Okay, who'll be the main gunner?
[Tsuki] Can you do it?
- Tsuki will do it.
- [laughs]
[Patricia] Wow, jeez.
HE STRONGLY RECOMMENDS SOMEONE
WHO'S NEVER USED A GUN BEFORE
- It's important to experience it.
- Wow, seriously.
It's not that I'm scared.
- You're so
- [Hong-chul] I've done military service.
Tell me when you're ready.
- [Dex] Ready!
- Ready!
Fire lane one is ready!
[Sal-man] Load potato.
- Okay.
- Load potato.
REPEATING THE ORDER!
A BASIC RULE OF TRAINING!
- [Hong-chul] Loading complete!
- [Tsuki] Loading complete!
- [Dex] Loading complete!
- Open chamber.
[all] Open chamber!
Now inject gas.
- Gas.
- Inject gas.
- Go!
- [Hong-chul] Wait.
- Done.
- Fire!
- [gun clicking]
- Huh?
WHAT? THE GUN ISN'T WORKING
[guns clicking]
It's not working!
Malfunction!
You're all dead.
Shouldn't we be the ones
killing you for this, Mr. Kim?
[Si-young] Why isn't it working?
[Sal-man] The spark won't work
if there's moisture inside.
[Tsuki] Oh, I see.
IT DIDN'T WORK DUE TO THE WEATHER
IT DOESN'T WORK WELL IN KOREA
WHERE THERE ARE FOUR DISTINCT SEASONS!
Let's try to hit at least one thing.
GIVEN HER PERSONALITY,
SHE WANTS A BULLSEYE
- [Sal-man] Prepare to fire.
- [Patricia] Prepare to fire.
- [Patricia] Fire!
- Why isn't ours working?
[gun popping]
TSUKI FIRES SUCCESSFULLY!
[Si-young] Why isn't ours working?
[Tsuki] Yeah!
- [Tsuki] Yeah!
- Fire!
- What's wrong with it?
- Let's put more in.
[Sal-man] Fire!
IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME
TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY ZOMBIES
[tense music playing]
[gun popping]
[Si-young] Wow.
Wow.
THE JAPANESE WOMAN
WHO'S NEVER ENLISTED
IS GETTING THE MOST EXPERIENCE
[Sal-man] Fire.
- [Patricia] Are you trying to fire now?
- Oh, darn it.
Oh, this is so frustrating, seriously.
This is killing me. Gosh.
[Si-young] Oh, jeez.
This is terrible, really.
THE INSTRUCTOR
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
[DinDin] Mr. Kim.
This has no power to destroy anything.
If it fires only some of the time,
- we'll die trying to fire it.
- That's the one tiny, tiny drawback.
[DinDin] Come on.
- [Sal-man] Yes, so
- He knew about this drawback?
I really wasn't gonna show you this, but
[intimidating music playing]
JOURNALIST KIM BRINGS OU
HIS ULTIMATE WEAPON!
[Hong-chul and Patricia] What's this?
[Si-young] That's huge.
A FUEL TANK THAT CAN SUPPLY GAS STABLY
[Sal-man] The downside is that
it's a bit heavy.
- Whoa.
- [Patricia] Wow.
- [Dex] Jeez.
- [DinDin] Wow.
- This one will actually work.
- [Sal-man] I'll show you.
THIS ONE IS NO DOUBT NETFLIX QUALITY!
[suspenseful music playing]
[gun blasting]
IT'S POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO OBLITERATE THE POTATO!
[Patricia] Yeah, you did.
That's so cool!
Always a surefire.
- [Patricia] That's what I'm talking about.
- This is it!
- So cool.
- [Dex] It's practically a cannon.
JOURNALIST KIM PUNISHES
THE FAILED POTATO GUN
[Hong-chul] Whoa, Mr. Kim.
No, Mr. Kim.
You should save your strength.
That's gotta hurt.
We don't know when they'll come again.
- [Sal-man] It just made me angry. Okay.
- [Hong-chul] No. Conserve your energy.
[Sal-man] Now, let's start
with the first group.
- [Patricia] First group.
- [DinDin] Firing lane one.
- [Sal-man] Ready?
- [Tsuki] Ready!
[Hong-chul] Loading complete.
[Si-young] Loading complete.
[suspenseful music playing]
SHE AIMS BY USING THE TRIGGER?
- [Sal-man] Fire.
- [Patricia] Okay!
- Fire!
- [Patricia] Fire!
- [gun blasting]
- [all exclaiming]
- That was so powerful just now.
- Wow.
It was powerful? Yeah!
[DinDin] All right, sharpshooter.
Okay.
Fire.
THE FIREPOWER IS INCREDIBLE!
[DinDin] Wow. It's super strong.
[Tsuki] So cool!
- Wow. That was so fun.
- [DinDin] It's super strong.
- [DinDin] Okay. Let's go.
- [Sal-man] Ready!
- [Dex] It's the real deal.
- [Si-young] Ready.
[Tsuki] Here it goes!
- [gun blasting]
- [all cheering]
SHE SHOT THE RIGHT ARM! FIRST HIT!
- [Si-young] I got it!
- [mannequin cries] No!
Yeah!
- [cheers]
- That's amazing!
- Yeah! She got it!
- Yeah!
- [Hong-chul] Wow! She hit it.
- You hit the right side of the chest.
[DinDin] I used to be a top marksman.
THE COMMANDER (SELF-PROCLAIMED
TOP MARKSMAN) CAN'T JUST SIT BACK
[Sal-man] All right, ready to fire.
- Ready to fire.
- [Tsuki] Ready to fire.
[suspenseful music playing]
HIS SHOOTING FORM MAKES ONE QUESTION
IF HE WAS IN THE MILITARY
[Sal-man] Target the third zombie.
- And fire!
- [Tsuki] Yeah!
[suspenseful music continues]
[gun hisses softly]
[mannequin giggles]
[gun hisses softly]
THE POTATO BASICALLY LEAKS OU
Wait, oppa.
[Hong-chul]
Guess it depends on who fires it.
[Patricia] Oppa.
- [chuckles]
- Hey, wait, oppa.
Where did you say you served?
- Mr. Kim.
- [Tsuki] You did well.
Mr. Kim, help me save face here.
HE'S TOO ASHAMED TO LOOK UP
- This is too embarrassing.
- [Sal-man] One side was leaking.
I guess you need
good characters to fire it.
- Your character?
- [Sal-man] I mean
- I'll give it a try then.
- [Hong-chul] Great.
[Si-young] Okay.
THE LEADER STEPS IN
TO MANAGE THE SITUATION
[Sal-man] Okay.
- Now. Get ready to fire.
- [Patricia] Okay.
Ready.
He makes it look so light.
[gun clicking]
THEY CHEER
UPON SEEING HIS TEXTBOOK FORM!
[heroic music playing]
(WAITING FOR THE ORDER TO FIRE)
[Sal-man] Okay. Aim at the third zombie.
(MOUNTED ON THE SHOULDER)
[heroic music continues]
Fire at the third zombie!
FIRE!
[gun blasting]
[all cheering]
HITS THE WEAK SPOT!
[cheering]
Incredible!
SAFETY ON!
[heroic music continues]
WE'RE ALL WITNESSES
TO "THE REAL TOP MARKSMAN"
I wanna try shooting! I'd like to go.
DESPERATE TO REDEEM HIMSELF
[Tsuki] You can do it!
- I can shoot!
- [Sal-man] No, wait.
Hey, there aren't that many potatoes left.
That's enough firing now.
- [DinDin] I can shoot!
- Oppa.
- I can shoot.
- He can shoot!
- [Dex laughs]
- I can shoot!
EVEN HIS YELL SOUNDS PATHETIC
[Sal-man] Okay, fire at the third zombie.
[gun hissing softly]
[Patricia] Oppa, just come here.
I mean the barrel was pointed down.
WE'RE ALL WITNESSES
TO "THE MAN WHO HANGS HIS HEAD"
[Sal-man]
You should have pointed it upward.
- [Patricia] You did great, really.
- [Hong-chul] Mr. Kim.
[Dex] He can do it!
[Sal-man] This has a greater chance
it'll hit the target.
[Patricia] True.
- [thudding]
- What are you doing?
RIGHT IN THE GRILL
THERE'S BEEN A SIMPLER WAY ALL ALONG!
- [DinDin] This might hurt them more.
- [Hong-chul] It's a lot more powerful.
- [crying]
- [Dex] This is more power.
- [thudding]
- [laughter]
- You can do the most damage by kicking.
- [DinDin] Yeah, it's true.
Then why did we do all this?
[Dex] What did we do this for?
[light cheery music playing]
[Dex] Jeez. Man.
THE SUBLEADER IS HESITANT TO GO INSIDE
[Si-young] Mr. Kim,
can I try it on my own?
[Sal-man] Oh, yeah. Sure.
[tense music playing]
SINCE SHE WAS SELECTED
AS THE SUBLEADER
SHE HASN'T SHOWN
ANY OUTSTANDING ABILITIES
Wow, you're amazing!
Wow!
Incredible!
[tense music continues]
[Sal-man] Wait.
THE SUBLEADER'S
COMPETITIVENESS IS ON FIRE
- [Si-young] All good?
- [Sal-man] Yes.
[gun blasting]
- [Si-young] Wow!
- [Sal-man] Yeah!
- [Sal-man] You did it.
- [crying]
- A headshot.
- I hit the head!
- I finally got the hang of it. Yeah!
- [Sal-man] Ten out of ten! Yeah!
[Sal-man] Turns out the best one was here.
NO ONE SAW,
BUT THE SUBLEADER REDEEMED HERSELF!
[Na-rae] I mean,
there could be an antidote.
They can't do this.
They discarded Jonathan like a used tissue
and they'll leave us behind too.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Those jerks.
- I mean, not jerks.
- [Na-rae] Really!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Dang it.
- [Na-rae] Oh, those jerks.
[Kkwachu Hyung] At least I got married.
But you couldn't even
get a chance to do that.
THE HALF-ZOMBIES ENJOY DRINKS
I thought I'd get married one day,
so I even froze my eggs, dang it.
I'm screwed.
[sobs]
[Kkwachu Hyung] You even froze your eggs?
It's more expensive
if you're single, you know?
- You can't get any government funding.
- [chuckles]
- Cost me five million won.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Five million?
[cheeky music playing]
Imagine all the makgeolli
you could have bought with five million.
I wish I'd bought drinks.
They'll be left without an owner.
What good are they now?
- You need sperm to use the eggs, you know?
- Oh, gosh.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Five million won.
[Jonathan groans]
I don't wanna die.
Not like this.
[sighs]
[groans]
[gentle music playing]
Hi. Hello.
I'm Jonathan.
I turned 23 this year.
JONATHAN STARTS RECORDING HIS WILL
I wanted to turn 24 and
do more fun things.
Get a driver's license and drive around,
date someone, and get married at 25.
That was my dream.
And I haven't even had the chance
to enjoy college yet.
A YOUNG MAN'S DREAM WITHERS AWAY
[Jonathan] I won't be able
to do any of that now.
This is so unfair.
[cries softly]
At least if I leave this stuff
[coughs]
[eerie zapping]
[groans softly]
I'm afraid this will be my final vlog.
So I'll record how I change step by step
and keep it safe.
So be sure to click hard
on the like, subscribe
A VIRAL VIDEO CAN HELP HIS SISTER!
and notification buttons.
Thanks so much.
Come on let's get one million,
50 million views.
[harmonica tune]
[Kkwachu Hyung] What is it, Jonathan?
[Na-rae] Jonathan, what is it?
[emotional music playing]
[harmonica melody]
A ZOMBIE PLAYING THE HARMONICA
THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOUTUBE!
[Dex] I hear the harmonica.
- [DinDin] It's the harmonica.
- [Hong-chul] It's Jonathan.
[Hong-chul] Is there really
something here?
[Dex] What is this place?
[Hong-chul] I'm surprised
a place like this even exists.
[DinDin] There's some kind of prison here.
- [Tsuki] Oh, really?
- [Hong-chul] What is this place?
- [Dex] Is this a house?
- [Tsuki] I can hear the harmonica.
- [DinDin] Jeez, what's this?
- [Dex] What is it?
[harmonica tune]
[Hong-chul] It's the zombie
that Dex caught.
[Sal-man] Get him. Okay, let's go.
A CAPTIVE ZOMBIE PLAYS A TUNE
IN A SUSPICIOUS PLACE
[harmonica tune]
PHYSICAL: 005 HAND-TO-HAND COMBA
[Sal-man] Come on in.
- [DinDin] We just go in?
- [Sal-man] It's safe.
- [DinDin] What is this?
- [Dex] The building is so
- [Si-young] What's this?
- Is it dangerous?
Come on in,
where I've made things safe for you.
- No, don't open the door.
- [Si-young] He's going in.
- Why would you?
- [Dex] Whoa.
[harmonica tune]
- [Hong-chul] What's he doing?
- Oh, gosh!
[Hong-chul] What's he doing?
[intense electronic music playing]
What the heck's he doing?
- [Si-young] Oh, gosh.
- [DinDin] What?
[Sal-man] We've been training
to use weapons so far.
This time, it's hand-to-hand combat.
How to escape
when you encounter a zombie unarmed.
[Hong-chul] Why didn't we think of this?
We were the ones on the run.
[Dex] We were always
the ones running away.
[Sal-man] You'll all practice how to
take down at least one zombie right now.
- What?
- One-on-one?
Wait. That's so scary.
- [Sal-man] Hug them from behind.
- Get behind them?
[Sal-man] Yeah.
- [Hong-chul] Roll him up in the mat.
- [DinDin] What is he doing?
[Hong-chul] Roll the zombie up in the mat.
[DinDin] We only have to make sure
they can't bite.
[Sal-man] As long as they can't bite you.
HIS MOUTH HAS BEEN SEALED FOR SAFETY
- This is all so
- [DinDin] He wants us to go in.
- Hey, look over there.
- Go on in.
[Sal-man] Okay, who's going first?
I showed you how.
- Si-young.
- Gosh.
- What is wrong with you?
- What?
[Hong-chul] Si-young, it's you.
THE FORMER BOXER SUBLEADER
IS A GOOD FIRST CANDIDATE!
- [Dex] The fighter enters.
- [DinDin] Let's go!
- [Tsuki] You can do it!
- [DinDin] Come on, national athlete!
[DinDin] Yeah, you can do it!
Hug from behind.
Show us your boxing skills.
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Hong-chul] What the heck?
[Dex] Show us your boxing skills.
[group's impressed exclaims]
[harmonica tune]
- [action music playing]
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Hong-chul] What the heck?
- [narrator] Nice.
- [Hong-chul] How's she so good?
- Yeah! A wrestling move.
[Tsuki] Oh!
EXACTLY AS SHE WAS TOLD
- [DinDin] Oh, wow! Awesome!
- [squeals]
Wow!
I can't tell who's the zombie.
[Tsuki] Wow! She's so cool.
SHE TOOK HIM DOWN EASILY
- [narrator] Perfect.
- Cheers for Si-young.
[Si-young] I feel a little bit braver
now that I've tried it.
A CUTE FELLOW ENTERS PATHETICALLY
[yelps]
No, don't anger the zombie!
[Dex] He's poking him.
- [DinDin yells]
- [Dex] Oh! Get him!
SUFFERING AFTER A HIKE IN THE WOODS
[Si-young] What are you doing?
- [DinDin] Wait! I'm sorry!
- [Si-young] What are you doing?
- [Hong-chul] He's faster now.
- [Dex] Poke him!
[DinDin yelping]
[Hong-chul] Mr. Kim.
Go on. Have fun.
THE ATHLETIC LEADER IS UP NEX
- [Tsuki] You can do it!
- Put the harmonica back on.
THE ANGRY ZOMBIE'S GAG CAME UNDONE!
[screams]
Close the door.
HE DIDN'T SCREAM TO HELP DEX
Why did this have to happen on my turn?
If Dex gets bit, it's over for us.
[Hong-chul] Dex is
who caught this one before.
PERHAPS HE REMEMBERS
DEX'S HUG FROM EARLIER
[suspenseful music playing]
[zombie growling]
- [Tsuki] Jeez!
- [Hong-chul] Oh!
[narrator] Unbelievable.
HE EASILY TOOK HIM DOWN, OF COURSE
I can't believe he did that.
Wow.
[Hong-chul] Hey, be careful, Dex.
The harmonica is loose.
WATCH THE MOUTH! HE MIGHT GET BITTEN
Oh! Your arm!
[suspenseful music playing]
HE MUST FINISH UP QUICKLY AND ESCAPE!
HE DEMONSTRATES AN INSANE FINISH
THE MAN WHO HAS NO LIMITS
KIM DEX
I think he's gone crazy.
- [sighs]
- [harmonica tune]
- [Sal-man] All right. You learned a lot.
- Yeah.
- Now, we'll do it with two.
- [Tsuki] Okay.
[Dex] Wait, why?
A ZOMBIE WILL BE ADDED
FOR THESE TOP STUDENTS
- [zombie growling]
- [harmonica tune]
THIS TRAINING IS A MUS
TO FACE THE HORDES OF ZOMBIES!
[menacing music playing]
You can't get bitten anyway.
When else are we gonna get a chance
to fight them like this?
- [Dex] I knew it. She's something else.
- [Si-young] I'll give it a go.
THE SUBLEADER (WARRIOR) KICKS IT OFF
A warrioress!
[Si-young yells]
AFTER SHE HUGS ONE FROM BEHIND,
THE OTHER APPROACHES IMMEDIATELY
[Hong-chul] She went straight for it!
[suspenseful music playing]
SHE QUICKLY IDENTIFIES
THE MOVING TARGETS!
She needs to keep fighting. Keep going!
[pants]
SHE'S GOOD, BUT 2:1 DOESN'T LOOK EASY
Unni, you're so awesome.
[Dex] We can't get bitten anyway, right?
Bring it on.
[zombie growling]
HE THROWS HIM DOWN
RATHER THAN HUGGING HIM FROM BEHIND
Like real combat.
[suspenseful music playing]
HE QUICKLY EVADES THE BITING ZOMBIES
HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO FIGH
MULTIPLE ZOMBIES ALONE!
It's not too bad.
[Hong-chul] He's more at ease.
Wow, he's so relaxed. Jeez.
NOW THAT HE'S RELAXED,
HE EVEN USES THE OBJECTS AROUND HIM
Amazing. Wow!
- Oh!
- Wow.
WITH SUCH SKILLS, HE'D NEVER GET BITTEN
[Si-young] Be careful.
Wow. His whole body itself is a weapon.
- [Hong-chul] Jeez. Man.
- [Tsuki] Cool.
- [Tsuki] Dang.
- [Hong-chul impressed groan]
[Si-young] Wow.
[fast-paced music playing]
[DinDin] Move!
That'd mean he got bitten! He got bitten!
THE GAG TOUCHED HIM!
He got bitten. He's dead.
HE'D BE DEAD WITHOUT THE GAG!
YOU CAN'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
That's what happens
if you get too cocky and show off.
He was so great.
THE TRAINING CONTINUES
FOR A WHILE AFTER
[Tsuki] Help!
- [DinDin] Oh! She's dead!
- [Si-young] She's dead!
WHILE THEY PASSIONATELY
CONTINUE THEIR TRAINING
[Kkwachu Hyung] Will they yell
at us zombies because we ate the ramyeon?
- Cheers to the half-zombies!
- This is great. Cheers!
- World of the half-zombies.
- Yeah!
THEY'RE STILL HAVING A DRINKING PARTY
AND SNACKING ON RAMYEON
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Humans are weak.
- Yeah, that's it.
- [Na-rae] Cheers!
- All right, cheers to Oh?
- What's going on?
- [DinDin] "Cheers"?
[Kkwachu Hyung] We're just making ramyeon.
Perfect timing.
- [Tsuki] "Cheers"?
- They're drunk.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We found some liquor.
- Are you drinking right now?
We're making ramyeon.
And we were only drinking
what was left over.
What? Are you drinking?
[Kkwachu Hyung] And we were only drinking
what was left over.
Man, what's all this?
- [Hong-chul] Jeez, how many did you eat?
- [DinDin] What the heck?
[Kkwachu Hyung] There's ramyeon over there
and potatoes too.
If we make ramyeon for them,
do you think they'll take us?
Should we ask them if they want ramyeon?
SADLY, THEY WERE PREPARING FOOD
NOT TO GET ABANDONED
Oppa, let's say, "Want some ramyeon?"
- We've been working hard, you know.
- [Hong-chul] What's going on?
We've been putting our lives on the line.
Hold on.
I saved you
and you ate all my precious food?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Mr. Kim.
[Sal-man] I've been eating it
only a little at a time to save it.
We have to stay here for a long time.
So I've been eating it
only a little at a time
and soaked it as much as possible
to make it more filling.
But you ate it
when it's in its smallest state.
We boiled potatoes too.
But these are our bullets.
THEY CLUELESSLY DEPLETED
THE PRECIOUS BULLET SUPPLY
- Load potato.
- [Dex] Load potato.
THEY'RE JUST ORDINARY POTATOES NOW
- But these are our bullets.
- Unbelievable.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wait. Listen.
- [Na-rae] Those are bullets?
- Who boils potatoes like that?
- No, really.
- We didn't have a colander.
[Si-young] I mean
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wait. Listen.
[Si-young] What? Did you disinfect them?
What is this?
But this is how I boil them to eat.
You don't do this even for potato soup.
Try it first.
Don't eat it if it tastes bad.
FIRST TIME THEY'VE BEEN SCOLDED
FOR COOKING POTATOES BADLY
You people
- Is it good?
- He's eating this because he's starving.
Yeah. Hey, it's good.
It's delicious.
- He's really good at cooking potatoes.
- I mean for goodness sake.
I've been boiling potatoes for 30 years.
Seriously, come on.
AFTER SCOLDING THEM HARSHLY,
SHE ENJOYS THE POTATOES
[Kkwachu Hyung] We can cook four
and soak them so we can all share.
- Oppa, the potato is good.
- It's so good.
Si-young,
you really shouldn't eat it, though.
[Kkwachu Hyung] You said this isn't
the right way to make them.
[Tsuki] The potato is so delicious.
Mm, it's good.
Isn't it?
- It's good.
- [Na-rae] Thanks.
So how many people need to share
the four packets of ramyeon?
Ten people.
- Wow, ramyeon.
- [Patricia] I really want to eat ramyeon.
- [Tsuki] It smells so good.
- [Hong-chul] It looks delicious.
- We need to make this last.
- It smells great.
We'll soak the noodles as much as possible
before we eat it, okay?
YOU SHOULD EAT SOGGY NOODLES
TO FEEL FULL
(ACCORDING TO JOURNALIST KIM)
But ramyeon is better when it's firm.
If you want it firm, then don't eat it.
- Jeez.
- I like it soggy.
- Me too.
- Me as well.
I love eating it totally soggy.
[Sal-man] There's a way to make them.
Soaking the noodles isn't enough.
- Soak them. Yeah.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Worms. He has worms!
[Na-rae] What's that?
- These aren't worms, come on.
- Oh. Isn't that bracken?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh. It's bracken.
FERNBRAKE, A PLANT EASILY FOUND
ON HILLS IN KOREA.
[Patricia] I don't like it.
- [Sal-man] You don't? Then don't have any.
- Yes. You're out too.
Okay, one less person.
- I like bracken.
- All right.
[Na-rae] I love bracken.
[Hong-chul] Oh, we're adding
as much bracken as noodles?
IT'S SLOWLY BECOMING ENOUGH
TO FEED TEN PEOPLE
[Sal-man] It's fine as long as
it tastes like ramyeon.
- I'll give it a taste.
- [Na-rae] Hey!
THE SUBLEADER VOLUNTEERS
TO BE THE GUINEA PIG
- Just a taste.
- I'll cut off your hands.
[Si-young] Just one bite. Like this.
[Na-rae] Hey! Come on!
THAT'S MORE THAN JUST A SMALL BITE
Are you trying to break up the group here?
- Yeah.
- Come on.
[DinDin] You're used to a strict diet.
What's with you?
[slurps]
- Looks delicious.
- [Tsuki] Wow!
THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS
AS THEY HAVEN'T HAD RAMYEON
IN A LONG TIME
[Na-rae] It's not bland.
Wait. It doesn't have enough protein.
Looking at the state of you all,
you need protein. Just ramyeon won't do.
Hey, protein. That means meat.
He's going to serve us meat.
- Here.
- What is that?
What the heck is that?
From what I saw today,
you're not strong enough.
- [Dex] What is that?
- So
Aren't they mealworms?
TA-DA! IT'S THE PROTEIN-PACKED
FOOD OF THE FUTURE
Wait, they're bugs! Oh!
- We need to eat it before he adds it.
- [Tsuki] No!
- [Patricia] Wait, I
- No!
Don't add them, no! Stop!
No!
[Hong-chul] Stop!
[slo-mo disgruntled exclaims]
- That's disgusting.
- [crying]
[ominous music playing]
[Hong-chul] They're maggots! Gross!
INSTANT RAMYEON HAS TURNED
INTO HEALTHY FOOD
[Sal-man] You have no idea
just how rich and delicious this is.
[Patricia] I've never eaten
ramyeon like this in my life.
- He took his portion so quickly.
- Seriously.
CUTE DINDIN REFUSES THE PROTEIN
- [Na-rae] He's such a sneaky punk.
- [Patricia] How could you?
[Si-young] We're out.
[Tsuki] I can't look at it.
GIVE ME SOME
[chuckles]
[Patricia] Are you supposed
to eat them like this?
[Tsuki] I can't look at it.
DRAMATIC REACTIONS
UPON SEEING SUCH A MIRACLE!
- [Dex] My stomach can't handle that.
- [Na-rae] Dex, you can't eat it either?
[Dex] Makes me wanna vomit.
[Tsuki] This is just mind-boggling.
[Na-rae] What is that?
[screams]
[DinDin] Are those grasscrickets?
What are they?
DRIED GRASSHOPPERS:
THEY'll RUIN YOUR HARVES
BUT THEY'RE PROTEIN-RICH
AND CAN MAKE YOU FEEL FULL!
[Na-rae] What are grasscrickets?
Tsuki is dying over there.
Come back to life. Look at her.
Is it grasshoppers or crickets?
- What's wrong with her?
- What are grasscrickets?
[Patricia] I can't.
This is driving me crazy.
I eat these as a snack with beer.
It's great with beer.
- What are those?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Grasshoppers. Yeah.
[Na-rae] He's something else.
HE CONTINUES TO PARADE
THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE
They're too much to handle.
What are those?
- [Na-rae] What?
- [Sal-man] Crickets.
DRIED CRICKETS:
FLAVORFUL AND NUTRITIOUS EDIBLE INSECTS
THE LATEST ESG STRATEGY TO OVERCOME
THE GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS (OMITTED)
I'm about to cramp up.
[Tsuki] It smells so weird.
Oh, that's insane!
[stressed shout]
[Patricia] She's too funny.
[laughs]
Too funny.
[Na-rae] How do you hate these
more than the zombies?
Wow, this won't be easy.
[Sal-man] Let it settle for a bit.
- Let it settle so it can expand.
- [Tsuki] How is this possible?
Everyone, when you eat like this,
it can be really delicious.
- [Na-rae] Is she okay?
- Expands your taste buds.
- [DinDin] She seems
- [Patricia] Tsuki.
She didn't get bitten,
but it looks like she's starting to turn.
- No, really.
- [Na-rae] What's wrong with her?
[Sal-man] Should we move you
to the bathroom?
[Hong-chul] It's so shocking.
This one too.
You said we should put it all in.
IT FINALLY LOOKS LIKE
IT'D BE ENOUGH FOR TEN PEOPLE
Great, it's really expanded.
[Tsuki] It's all swollen now.
But it really did expand a lot.
The mealworms are plump now.
[Hong-chul] We might even have leftovers.
Even if all of us ate.
[Si-young] They've soaked up
all the liquid, so they're all big now.
They've gotten plump.
They're all so plump now.
[Tsuki] The mealworms are growing.
[screams]
[Si-young] Oh, come on.
- [Patricia] She's making me laugh.
- How could you?
It got softer.
[Kkwachu Hyung] She wasn't as scared
of the zombies.
- It got softer.
- [laughs]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Can we really eat these?
- [Na-rae] Tsuki, are you scared of bugs?
Well, I mean gosh
We need to eat if we're gonna survive.
[Na-rae] Dex, you aren't gonna eat?
Don't Navy Seals eat things like this?
NOTE: THERE IS NO CONNECTION
BETWEEN UDT AND MEALWORMS
You can't eat bugs?
SHE CHEERFULLY PROVOKES HIM
Sure, I can.
HIS PRIDE CONTROLS HIS WORDS
Give me the chopsticks, please.
[laughs]
[deep-voice laugh]
If you look carefully,
they look like shrimp.
If that's the case, then Tsuki,
you should eat it first.
Okay, but if I eat it
- You don't eat it over at UDT?
- I thought Navy Seals eat stuff like this.
I was still a soldier then.
I'm not active anymore.
Here's the dinner service for tonight.
Dinner service.
[Sal-man] No, I meant you should eat up.
SHE LOVES CRAPPY JOKES LIKE THIS
[Na-rae] What is it?
What do you want with your ramyeon?
The bracken?
- [Tsuki] You pick. Chef's choice.
- [DinDin] Mealworms?
- [Tsuki] Mealworms?
- [Dex] A small portion, please.
[DinDin] Oh, gosh.
[tense music playing]
[Tsuki] Did you try it?
Should we go for it?
[tense music continues]
- [Dex] I think I vomited a bit just now.
- [DinDin] You're fine.
SHE'S CHEWING IT PEACEFULLY
AFTER MAKING A FUSS
[tense music continues]
Oh, wow.
WOW SHE'S REALLY SCARY
- It's good, right?
- [DinDin] Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
My shoulders are getting tight.
What a mess.
- [Tsuki] No choice.
- [Si-young] Eat up.
[Hong-chul] I think we'll have to keep
eating this as long as we're here anyway.
- We have to eat it. There's no choice.
- [Hong-chul] Acclimate your taste buds.
[Tsuki] But he said this is all protein.
- It helps you lose weight.
- Total protein.
[Sal-man] It's the protein-rich food
of the future.
That's a lot.
[Patricia] I can't see it,
nor will I look at it.
[groans]
[Tsuki] He's enjoying it.
The portion doesn't get smaller.
[Na-rae chuckles]
We were worried we wouldn't have
enough ramyeon, now there's too much.
[Na-rae] How do we have leftover ramyeon?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey, I'm full.
- [Na-rae] It's like magic.
- [DinDin] Let's save some for Jonathan.
- [Patricia] I'm on a diet.
[Na-rae] Anyone hungry? No one, right?
[gentle music playing]
[Tsuki] You really hate it.
[gentle foreboding music playing]
[Patricia] You don't know
what this is, do you?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I can't take the smell.
- [Dex] Give me just a bit. Just a little.
Look at Jonathan.
He keeps having convulsions.
[Hong-chul] What's wrong with him?
[Si-young] I think
he's turning into a zombie.
- He keeps doing this. Like this.
- [Hong-chul] Hey, look. Look at his eyes.
[gentle foreboding music continues]
[Si-young] Something's wrong
with Jonathan.
- [Hong-chul] His veins are all swollen.
- [DinDin] He's in a bad state.
[Hong-chul] They're bulging like bracken.
He's been like that for a while.
Let's bring him some ramyeon.
- Jonathan.
- Jonathan.
- He's sleeping. Leave him alone for now.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
[gentle foreboding music continues]
[eerie ominous music playing]
[eerie ominous singing]
THE JORDAN RIVER
THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH
[eerie ominous music continues]
[neck cracking]
[eerie ominous singing continues]
- [Jonathan groaning]
- [chains rattling]
He seems hungry. He's breathing heavily.
[Na-rae] Then let's just give
him some noodles.
Okay.
Just some noodles.
[groans]
- Oppa, I brought you some ramyeon
- The way he's moving is kind of weird.
[Na-rae] What is it? Go take it to him.
Oppa, have some ramyeon.
[neck cracking]
[water sloshing]
Oppa, have some ramyeon.
[water sloshing]
[eerie ominous music continues]
[groans]
I brought ramyeon.
You said you wanted it earlier.
Oppa.
[Patricia] Oppa!
Something's wrong with my brother.
Could someone come here?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] What? What is it?
- [Na-rae] Oppa, get in here.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Don't joke around.
He was fine earlier. What is it?
[Patricia] Something's wrong with him.
[Patricia] He's not moving.
He's not eating the ramyeon.
[Kkwachu Hyung] He's fine.
Hey, Jonathan. Hey!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey!
- [Hong-chul] What's going on?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, man. This is bad.
[Na-rae] What is it, oppa?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Come on, hurry. Get in here. Now.
- [Patricia] Oppa.
- What is it? What?
- Oppa! Oppa, what's wrong?
- Jonathan!
Oppa!
- [Hong-chul] What is it?
- Oppa, what's wrong? Oppa, breathe!
What's wrong with his veins?
Oppa, what's wrong?
[Na-rae] Jonathan.
[sobbing]
Jonathan.
["Change" by Deftones playing]
Oh no.
[sobbing]
["Change" by Deftones continues]
I watched you change ♪
Into a fly ♪
I looked away ♪
You were on fire ♪
[growling]
I watched a change ♪
In you ♪
It's like you never had wings ♪
Now, you feel so alive ♪
I've watched you change ♪
[growls]
ZOMBIEVERSE
["Change" by Deftones continues]
I took you home ♪
Set you on the glass ♪
I pulled off your wings ♪
Then I laughed ♪
I watched a change ♪
In you ♪
It's like you never had wings ♪
Now, you feel so alive ♪
I've watched you change ♪
IN A ZOMBIE UNIVERSE
THE CAST ACT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD
AND TURN INTO ZOMBIES ONCE BITTEN
PLEASE BE ADVISED
OF THEIR IMMERSION IN THE GAME
[eerie tense music playing]
- [Na-rae] Wow.
- [Hong-chul] Wow, jeez.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We should be careful.
- [Na-rae] Oh, jeez.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Tsuki's about
to fall off the truck.
[Na-rae] Are you okay?
- [Na-rae] Oh, man.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Don't fall out.
6 SURVIVORS AND 3 INFECTED
[Na-rae] Gosh.
[narrator] They've arrived at a new place.
A HIDEOUT DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS
SALVATION OR A TRAP
[grunts]
- [intimidating rock music playing]
- [crashing]
- [survivors screaming]
- [Hong-chul] What on earth?
- [Jun-hyeok] Oh, no. What happened?
- [Na-rae] What the heck?
LAST NIGHT, THEY ESCAPED
FROM THE FACTORY WITH HIS HELP
[Ho-cheol] What's happened? Hyung!
Hyung! Get out of there!
[zombies growling]
[survivors yelping]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Who are you? Who is he?
- [Sal-man] Get down, everyone.
- [Sal-man] Anyone hurt?
- [Na-rae] What?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Is he dangerous?
- [Na-rae] Wait.
[DinDin] Jonathan, are you okay?
[Si-young]
Jonathan isn't feeling so great.
- [Si-young] He's in bad shape.
- [Tsuki] I'm so tired.
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
- Thank you.
[Si-young] Your eyes are
completely red now.
[DinDin] Jonathan's getting worse.
[Sal-man] That one seems badly hurt.
[Hong-chul] I'm sorry, but who are you?
First, let's go in and talk.
I'm Kim, a reporter.
I came here undercover
to do a story on Hwangchon-ri.
What?
[tense music playing]
Yeah, and you totally ruined it.
- What?
- [Sal-man] Thanks to the ruckus
you caused there,
the story's ruined.
That's why I saved you people.
[Patricia] Really? Thank you!
I have so many questions.
- [Tsuki] Thank you. I mean it.
- [Sal-man] Here.
[Si-young] The Hwayo Newspaper?
[Hong-chul] Reporter Kim Sal-man.
Look. "Unidentified creatures."
[investigative music playing]
Seeing you know about this stuff,
could you take a look at him?
[Hong-chul] Can he keep going with us?
- [Tsuki] Something's not right.
- Will he be okay?
[Sal-man] Stay still.
Here, look. Can you read this?
Sal-man
He's still got his wits about him.
But judging from experience,
I'd say he's at least 78%.
- [Na-rae] What?
- 78%?
[Sal-man] Yes, at least that much.
[Si-young] His eyes are so red.
These two got bitten too. Could you
- [Sal-man] Shall I take a look?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Okay.
THESE TWO HAVE BEEN INFECTED
FOR MORE THAN 28 HOURS
- But the redness has spread a bit more.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah, they're red.
- [DinDin] Their eyes are all red.
- Come on.
- [Sal-man] Let's go in first.
- [Si-young] Okay.
[investigative music playing]
[Si-young] We have nowhere else
to go right now anyway.
[Tsuki] What's that?
- [Dex] What's with those mannequins?
- [Tsuki] I know.
[Si-young] Isn't this
for shooting practice?
[Sal-man] Okay, let's go in.
[Dex] What are these cans?
THE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED
BY A ZOMBIE ALERT SYSTEM
[Si-young] He put them up
so they'll make noise.
[DinDin] I see.
[Sal-man] Let's go in.
- [Na-rae] Can we go in?
- [Sal-man] Yeah.
[Na-rae] This is so scary.
What are we gonna do?
Wow. What's this?
[investigative music continues]
- [Si-young] What's all this?
- [Hong-chul] Wow! What is this?
- There are all these photos!
- [Na-rae] Huh?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wow.
TOWN CHIEF LEE JUN-HYEOK, SEO HO-CHEOL
[tense music playing]
TOWN HALL
PEOPLE GONE MISSING IN HWANGCHON-RI
RICE MILL
TOWN CHIEF HIDES HIS MOTHER HERE
[Sal-man] I actually came to Hwangchon-ri
because I got a tip about a UFO.
So I came here undercover.
But then, I heard about the zombies.
Wait.
Na-rae, no, oppa.
Is this the old lady you saw?
- Oh, yeah! It is.
- It is! That's her!
[Hong-chul] It says
"the town chief's mother."
[Si-young] Yes, it says so here.
[screams]
[Sal-man] She encountered an outsider,
got bitten, and became a zombie.
[Hong-chul] Goodness.
Hey, this is us entering the town!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] There are pictures of us.
- [Hong-chul] With the town chief.
[Si-young] He was gonna
make us come here no matter what.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Yeah, to use us as food.
[Sal-man] Everyone,
the town chief is already a zombie too.
I see.
[Jun-hyeok screams]
[Jun-hyeok] Mother! What the heck?
Mother.
Mother.
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasping breath]
AFTER DEX AND CREW (NINE PEOPLE)
CAME TO TOWN
THE CHIEF TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE
JOURNALIST KIM'S INVESTIGATION
FOR AN EXCLUSIVE COMES
TO AN END TODAY
[Kkwachu Hyung]
He must really be a reporter.
RAN AWAY? MISSING? MORE MISSING
PERSONS IN HWANGCHON-RI
THE ZOMBIE VIRUS
BELIEVED TO HAVE SPREAD FROM SEOUL
[Si-young] Does that mean the zombies
appeared here even before then?
WAS ALREADY FOUND IN HWANGCHON-RI
3 WEEKS AGO
[Na-rae] Makgeolli?
CAUSE OF THE VIRUS = MAKGEOLLI?
NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED YE
BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN
"IF YOU GET BITTEN, YOU BECOME A ZOMBIE"
Jonathan's acting weird.
- [Hong-chul] What is he looking at?
- [Dex] Jonathan.
- Jonathan.
- What about my brother?
[Sal-man] He has bite marks, right?
- [Patricia] Oppa.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Look there first.
[Na-rae] Look at him.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
I mean, we can still move.
[Patricia] What do we do?
- Jeez.
- [Hong-chul] What is it?
- [Sal-man] This is bad.
- What is it? What?
I think he'll change any second now.
Whoa! Jeez! His flesh has been ripped off.
For now, let me do
some first aid on him, okay?
What's that? Can you slow the change?
Yes. I mean,
I can stop him from biting us.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
- Are you going to gag him or something?
[Sal-man] Not exactly a gag.
[Dex] What is that?
- A harmonica.
- So he can communicate.
- [Patricia] What's that?
- It's a harmonica.
- No way.
- But he doesn't play the harmonica.
We'll at least know where he is
if he makes a noise with it.
- Oh, I see.
- And he can't bite us.
- [Sal-man] He can't bite us.
- [Tsuki] Oh, I see. It's held in place.
[Hong-chul] He's completely out of it.
Okay. Jonathan.
[soft harmonica tone]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Wow.
- Oppa.
SOUNDS NICE AND CLEAR!
- No! We can't laugh.
- He can blow on it if he wants to call us.
[Hong-chul] It's not
too uncomfortable, right?
[soft harmonica tone]
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH TO COMMUNICATE
- This is so sad.
- [Sal-man] Twice no. Blow it three times.
Jonathan, Jonathan.
[harmonica tune]
HE CAN EVEN PLAY A TUNE
- [DinDin] It sounds hopeful. It does.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey.
- No, but really. It sounds nice.
- She's laughing the loudest.
Oppa.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
That's my brother.
Why don't you go close to him
and help him up?
Oppa.
[aggressive harmonica tune]
NO NEED TO TRANSLATE THAT
That means
you're going to kill her, right?
[Hong-chul] "When I get up, you're dead.
I'm gonna rip you to pieces."
- [Na-rae] That's it.
- I can't look at you. It's too sad.
- [Na-rae] Patricia.
- [Dex] I'm going to cry.
Once the infection progresses,
you get strong.
[DinDin] Right. You get really strong
when you become a zombie.
[Sal-man] It could get
to where we can't control him.
- We need to quarantine him.
- Oh.
[Sal-man] I can quarantine him safely.
For everyone here
[harmonica tune]
- [Hong-chul] "Why do I have to?"
- [all chuckling]
[Sal-man] It's okay.
- [Na-rae] Oh, it's so
- [Sal-man] I'll take care of him.
- Help him up. Okay, let's move him.
- [Patricia] Oh, no. Oppa.
- [Dex] Let's go.
- [Na-rae] Poor Jonathan.
No, we'll be able to
keep an eye on him nearby.
- You can still see your brother.
- Okay.
- [Patricia] Maybe not.
- [Na-rae] Go in with him.
- Oppa.
- [Na-rae] Say goodbye.
[somber music playing]
[quick harmonica tune]
[Patricia] Oppa, will you tell me the PIN?
To your credit card.
[somber music continues]
HE HELD ON TENACIOUSLY UNTIL NOW
BUT NOW HE'S BEEN LOCKED AWAY
[stressed harmonica tune]
[somber music continues]
You shouldn't be afraid
of zombies themselves.
- Yeah!
- [Sal-man] You shouldn't be afraid
of zombies themselves.
- You just need to remove their chompers.
- [Tsuki] Yeah.
- We just need to stop them from biting.
- [Sal-man] That's right.
- [Tsuki] So we pull out all their teeth?
- [Sal-man] So
- Oh!
- Oh, I've seen this in the movies.
- Hey, that's great.
- You can push away two at a time, even.
- Then they can't come closer than this.
- Like this.
[Tsuki] I've seen this in zombie movies.
- But what if they do this?
- Then?
- You do this.
- What if they do this?
- [Sal-man] You do this.
- Oh!
- [all exclaim]
- I see.
- They won't be able to bite.
- You can't bite me, can you?
[Na-rae] Hold them from the back.
He can only do that
because DinDin is short.
- He could bite if he were tall.
- [Sal-man] To prepare ourselves
- So they come like this.
- [Sal-man] Yeah.
- If they're taller?
- [Sal-man] Yeah?
What are you gonna do
if they come at you like this?
[Sal-man] If they're taller
HIS BACK IS COMPLETELY EXPOSED
- Wait, just a second.
- [Na-rae] You got bitten.
- [Dex] He got bitten.
- He got bitten. He did.
- Hey, I bit him 12 times in that instant.
- [Sal-man] Wait, guys.
[Hong-chul] 12 times.
- [Hong-chul] Mr. Kim, hey.
- You're fine.
- Why did you hold it in?
- [Sal-man] What?
- I bit him really hard.
- [Sal-man] Okay.
[Hong-chul] He pretended
as if he didn't get bitten.
THIS INSTRUCTOR HAS A LOT OF PATIENCE!
I was demonstrating the weapon.
Why would you come after me
like your life depended on it?
[Hong-chul] I was supposed to be a zombie.
But, like, he held it in.
To prepare ourselves for them biting us
[all] Wow.
- [Sal-man] You have this.
- [Hong-chul] Wow, that's great.
HE MUST'VE GOT BITTEN ON PURPOSE
FOR THE DEMONSTRATION
If we had that,
we wouldn't have been bitten.
- [Sal-man] Come on.
- [growls like a zombie]
INFECTED IN THREE SECONDS!
[Hong-chul] It's so easy to move him
however I want.
I could've bitten his forehead
a couple of times too.
He's 120% infected.
[Hong-chul] Look,
he can't even move right now.
Okay, let me explain the next part.
Help me back up.
Put me back up.
He gives up really quickly.
Now to prepare ourselves
for that exact situation
There's more.
- [Patricia] He's upgrading.
- Doesn't stop there, does it?
- We have this too. This is safe.
- [Na-rae] Look at this.
- Catch a zombie with that.
- [Sal-man] Who's strong here? Try me.
- That's Dex.
- [DinDin] Dex. He's the strongest.
- He's the strong one.
- [Sal-man] So you put it on them.
Now try attacking.
[Sal-man] There.
OH! YOU CAN USE THE WALL
TO KEEP IT AT BAY
If there's a zombie this smart
- [Si-young] Huh.
- It works.
[Hong-chul] Wow. It works.
THIS ISN'T A COMEDY SHOW
Hey, that's not bad.
- [Na-rae] Look.
- Look at that.
He was in the special forces.
[DinDin] It's like a comedy sketch.
[Na-rae] Did you two plan this in advance?
- [Tsuki] Wow, look.
- It's like they rehearsed it.
[Hong-chul] He's just barely out of reach.
WHAT A NICE IMPROVISED SKI
- You use the wall behind you.
- That means
You have to keep backing up
if you're outside.
That's why you should only
pick the paths close to the wall.
- [Dex] Always stay near the wall?
- But there aren't walls outdoors.
[Si-young] How far
do you have to keep going?
[tense music playing]
[zombie grunting]
Like this.
You duck, then this, this, and bam.
And you get bitten here,
bitten here, bitten here.
- [Hong-chul] And then you're dead.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] You're practically
giving them your hand
to bite just like that.
[zombies grunting]
[ominous music playing]
[alarm blaring]
- [Si-young] What's that?
- [DinDin] What the heck?
[Na-rae] What's going on?
Oh. They're here.
- [Hong-chul] That startled me.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] What's going on?
- What is it?
- [Sal-man] Let's go.
They're caught.
What?
[Sal-man] They've fallen into the trap
I've set up.
- [Hong-chul] Really?
- [Tsuki] A trap?
[Sal-man] That's right.
[ominous suspenseful music playing]
[trap whirring]
[thudding]
[intense intimidating music playing]
- Wow! He's right.
- [Dex] Where is it?
- [Si-young] Goodness.
- [Dex] His face is gone.
[Sal-man] There are two.
But only one got caught.
I can't stand to look at
that kind of stuff!
[Sal-man] Here. Give me the net.
[Hong-chul] Careful! Oh, gosh. Oh!
- Oh. Got him.
- [Hong-chul] You got him. Then what?
[Dex] That's what we did before.
Back in the living room.
IT LOOKED RIDICULOUS,
BUT IT WAS AN EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUE
[Na-rae] Did you two plan this in advance?
- [zombie growling]
- [Dex] Oh, man.
What are you going to do with him
now that you've got him?
- [Dex] The net is about to rip.
- [Hong-chul] Here.
[Hong-chul] Get him.
[Sal-man] Get him. Take him there.
The bathroom.
- [Hong-chul] In the bathroom?
- [Dex] The bathroom?
- [Hong-chul] Wow, this is unbelievable.
- [Dex] The net is about to rip.
- [harmonica tune in background]
- [Dex] Where?
[Sal-man] The bathroom.
- [Dex] The net's going to rip.
- [Si-young] Dex, be careful.
- [Sal-man] This way.
- [Dex] What the heck? What's this?
- [Hong-chul] What the?
- [Sal-man] Here.
[Si-young] What the heck?
[Hong-chul] Why would you open the door?
Don't! Stop it!
- [harmonica tunes]
- [screaming]
- [ominous music playing]
- [harmonica tunes]
[Si-young and Hong-chul screaming]
- What's going on?
- What is it?
[Na-rae] Oh, shoot. Oh, man.
[Sal-man] It's fine, they're all tied up.
Shove him in there.
Push him inside. Come on.
- [shouting]
- [harmonica tunes]
Oppa, that way!
[Kkwachu Hyung] Hurry up, the door's open.
- Don't open the door.
- Hey, Si-young's coming.
- You weren't bitten, were you?
- Did you get bitten? Did you?
- No. We got him.
- [Na-rae] You got bitten. You did.
- We got him.
- Listen.
He has a bunch of zombies
locked up in the bathroom.
He has them locked up?
- There are seven of them. Seven.
- [Na-rae] Seven of them?
This reporter's the real deal.
It's me.
[tense music playing]
- Wow!
- It might look like a silly butterfly net,
but with this
JOURNALIST KIM'S CREDIBILITY HAS GONE UP
Look at that bloodstain.
[Tsuki] This is so scary. What the heck?
Seriously. We went out
and there were two zombies. Okay.
- Two of them?
- One of them died.
He set up a trap there
and the zombie must have sprung it.
[Hong-chul] So one's dead.
Its head's gone.
[thudding]
[Hong-chul] There's a place here
to lock them up.
- Where?
- Go see for yourself. Go.
- But they all have harmonicas
- [Hong-chul] It's true.
like stapled into their faces.
Wow. I mean
[Kkwachu Hyung] We're gonna go look.
[Hong-chul] Go. Wow.
This reporter is the real deal. He is.
- He was legit.
- [Na-rae] Wait, but
[claps]
[harmonica tunes]
- [DinDin] Oh, no.
- [Patricia] Oh, my. What is it?
[zombie growling]
Oh!
[shouts]
[harmonica tunes]
- [DinDin] Let's go back. Come on.
- [Tsuki] That's terrifying.
[Na-rae] I'm sorry.
Oppa, what if he puts a harmonica
in our mouths later?
[Kkwachu Hyung] No. That won't happen.
[Na-rae] Pull out all our teeth?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
No, we just have to keep talking.
- [Na-rae] You think?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] They said it'll be fine
as long as you talk.
[Na-rae] Oh, I feel like
I'm looking at my future.
[Kkwachu Hyung] We have to keep talking.
Even when we sleep.
[Na-rae] Let's keep talking, okay?
If I fall asleep,
- slap me in the face, okay?
- No, we can't sleep anymore.
[Na-rae] Slap me, okay? Slap me.
[Tsuki] That was so scary.
So they're being kept
in the same house as us?
He said he did all of that
and tied them up
before they had fully changed.
Like how Jonathan is right now.
Oh.
So then,
should we put Jonathan in there too?
- [whines]
- How can we stay in the same place?
[somber music playing]
[soft harmonica tune]
HE'S BRINGING IN A ZOMBIE?
- Oh, I can hear him.
- He's back.
[shouts in surprise]
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Why would he bring him here?
- [Patricia] He's bringing the zombie?
- [Tsuki] That's the one we saw out front.
- Oh!
- That's a full-on zombie.
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Jeez, that's freaking scary.
- [Dex] He communicates?
- [DinDin] He's 100% zombie?
[Hong-chul] Gosh, that's scary.
Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Mr. Kim. Hold on.
- [low ominous music playing]
- Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Uh, wait. Mr. Kim. Hold on.
Wait!
- He's coming.
- He's heading straight here.
[Hong-chul] Like,
he's not even looking at them.
- [Sal-man] There you go. See?
- I must look like easy prey.
This means we don't have to worry.
- Maybe we're just not his type.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Come here.
[harmonica tune]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We're not food.
- [Na-rae] He's coming to us, oppa.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] No.
- Oh, gosh. What do we do?
- [DinDin] Huh?
- [harmonica tune]
Hold on.
- [Hong-chul] He's coming to us!
- [Si-young] He's coming toward us!
- [all screaming]
- [harmonica tune]
Oh! Oh, my! Oh!
[screaming]
Oh! Oh, my! Oh!
- Stop him!
- Come on. Let's go.
[groans]
Oh, gosh.
My chest hurts.
He's a full-on zombie.
[Sal-man] Yeah, he's completely changed.
We've been working together
for a long time.
He took all these pictures here.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I see.
- [Na-rae] The cameraman?
Yeah. I'm also waiting to see
if they develop a cure.
[Sal-man] So that's why
I'm protecting them.
THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS THE ZOMBIES
[DinDin] How long has it been
since he was bitten?
[Sal-man] Well, it's been over a week now.
Well, I'm going to
take him back down, okay?
- It's time to get some rest.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
[Tsuki] Poor guy.
- [DinDin] That's so sad.
- [Tsuki] I know.
They look so close.
A WORLD WHERE
THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD
[somber music playing]
[soft harmonica tune]
[Patricia] Here, drink this.
Here.
REGARDLESS, THERE ARE PEOPLE
YOU CAN'T ABANDON
Oppa, get some rest. Keep yourself warm.
And stay alert.
Jeez, your socks. Did you crawl here?
You're okay, right?
[gentle music playing]
[Sal-man] Okay, you need to be able
to protect yourselves too,
- so you need to train.
- [Hong-chul] I'm in.
[Hong-chul] We can learn
to survive too, right?
Right. So a way
to utilize various objects.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
- Even something like this.
You can use this to get around
when there are zombies.
- How?
- You go in and
- Huh?
- No way.
- You can't see him!
- Wow!
- You're right.
- That's great!
- It's so cute.
- It's so cute.
NOTE: ONLY USABLE
BY PEOPLE WITH A CUTE HEIGH
- There is a reason he survived so far.
- [Sal-man] Okay, now
- [Sal-man] Roll!
- [Hong-chul] Without even looking?
[DinDin] No!
THE SECRET TO UNDERCOVER JOURNALISM
HAS BEEN REVEALED
[Tsuki] Oh, gosh!
- [DinDin] Are you okay?
- Is he dead?
[DinDin] Are you all right?
You can roll down here easily like this.
- [DinDin] He's right.
- [Hong-chul] Let's try it.
- [Hong-chul] See if it works for others.
- I'm dizzy.
- [DinDin] I have the most similar build.
- You will? Okay.
[Tsuki] Watch your head.
You know, head first.
[Hong-chul] You can also evade attack.
Wait.
- Oh, it's a great fit.
- Oppa.
- Wait.
- It's so cute.
Sit. Sit down.
- Wow! You'd never realize he's there.
- Sit.
- [DinDin groans]
- [Patricia] Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'll roll you now.
- [Tsuki] Come on!
[Hong-chul] His feet.
He needs to tuck them in.
- [DinDin] Hey!
- [Patricia] Oppa!
- [DinDin] Hey, hey!
- [Patricia] Oppa! Oppa!
- [Hong-chul] Tsuki, move! Tsuki!
- [Patricia] Oppa!
[Patricia laughing]
- Did you see Patricia kick it?
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
ALMOST WENT TO HWANGCHEON
IN HWANGCHON-RI
[Hong-chul] Hey, are you okay?
- [Patricia] Are you okay?
- [Hong-chul] She kicked you hard.
I thought she was Hwang Hee-chan
for a moment. The soccer player.
You're better off just dying.
I thought I was falling off a cliff.
Mr. Kim. I can't remember the last time
we laughed like this.
All right. A fun survival training.
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
- This is great.
So, we have a gun.
- [Hong-chul] Oh, a gun?
- A gun?
Yeah, I'll show you.
- You have a gun?
- Yeah, that's great.
THE SURVIVORS HAVE BEEN
FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
Open the door. Open it.
BUT THEY WERE HELPLESS
WHEN THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY THEM
- Oppa.
- Hyung, what do we do?
THEY DESPERATELY NEED A WAY
TO FIGHT THE ZOMBIES FROM A DISTANCE!
Now, I made this.
[Sal-man] It's a potato gun.
- [DinDin] What?
- A potato gun?
Is this why there were
all those potatoes back there?
[tense music playing]
JOURNALIST KIM'S SURVIVAL CLASS
POTATO GUN TRAINING
- It just looks like a plain pipe.
- Yes, I made it out of a pipe.
- [Sal-man] PVC pipes.
- [Hong-chul] Wow. But this can shoot?
[Sal-man] Yes.
HANDMADE POTATO GUN:
SHOOTS OUT POTATOES
MADE WITH READILY AVAILABLE PVC PIPES
POWER YET UNKNOWN
- It all sounds great, but
- I don't think it'll work.
- We need a demonstration.
- [Tsuki] Right.
- [Sal-man] You want me to show you?
- Yeah!
Show us.
- Potato.
- Load.
- [potato crunches]
- [all] Oh!
[DinDin] Wow.
You block it completely like that.
- Now, this is what you all use at home.
- [Hong-chul] That's an insecticide spray.
- You use this.
- [Hong-chul] Yeah. An insecticide.
- [Dex] With the gas.
- [Hong-chul] And that works?
INJECT THE HOUSEHOLD SPRAY
INTO THE GUN BARREL
[suspenseful music playing]
- Okay.
- Ignite!
[suspenseful music drumming]
- [gun popping]
- [surprised yelps]
- [Hong-chul] Wow.
- [DinDin] Okay.
THE POWER IS MORE IMPRESSIVE
THAN EXPECTED!
- [Si-young] Amazing.
- Wow, it shot off.
That's so cool!
- I mean
- That's unbelievable.
DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED I
- Wow!
- [Dex] It's pretty powerful.
The potato bits leftover
from making the bullets
- [Patricia] Yeah.
- You save them to be eaten later.
THE ZOMBIE WEAPON
EVEN USES THE SHELLS
Incredible.
- Si-young, let's try it.
- Go on, try it.
I want to try.
- Okay, let's get started.
- Be careful.
- First, you open the chamber.
- [DinDin] It's not like a revolver.
- [Si-young] Oh, yeah.
- [Hong-chul] Wow!
- Let's do this first too. Like he did.
- Open the chamber. And then?
- [Sal-man] Then you load the potato.
- Load the potato.
Pack it in so there aren't any gaps.
LOADING FAILED! LOADING FAILED!
- It's not easy.
- You made a diagonal slice on the potato.
- She's a housewife.
- [laughs]
She loads like she's preparing to cook.
- Wait, hold on.
- She always cooks for her kid.
- Yeah, diagonal slicing.
- Right.
[Hong-chul] You need to pack it in.
There's our dinner.
Let's have potatoes for dinner today.
[Tsuki] Okay! Potato sounds good.
- Now.
- You can make one on the spot like that?
Here. You press here.
- [gun popping]
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Patricia] That went so far.
- It's not too strong?
My ears hurt a little,
and there's a slight kickback too.
- It fires great. It's actually good.
- But with some practice
and a higher aim,
I think I can hit the target.
[Sal-man] Okay, let's split into pairs.
- Six people, gunners and assistants.
- We have three men and three women,
so let's pair up
into gunners and assistants.
- Why don't you do it with me?
- [Si-young] Okay.
- [Hong-chul] And Tsuki, let's pair up.
- Okay, great.
Okay, who'll be the main gunner?
[Tsuki] Can you do it?
- Tsuki will do it.
- [laughs]
[Patricia] Wow, jeez.
HE STRONGLY RECOMMENDS SOMEONE
WHO'S NEVER USED A GUN BEFORE
- It's important to experience it.
- Wow, seriously.
It's not that I'm scared.
- You're so
- [Hong-chul] I've done military service.
Tell me when you're ready.
- [Dex] Ready!
- Ready!
Fire lane one is ready!
[Sal-man] Load potato.
- Okay.
- Load potato.
REPEATING THE ORDER!
A BASIC RULE OF TRAINING!
- [Hong-chul] Loading complete!
- [Tsuki] Loading complete!
- [Dex] Loading complete!
- Open chamber.
[all] Open chamber!
Now inject gas.
- Gas.
- Inject gas.
- Go!
- [Hong-chul] Wait.
- Done.
- Fire!
- [gun clicking]
- Huh?
WHAT? THE GUN ISN'T WORKING
[guns clicking]
It's not working!
Malfunction!
You're all dead.
Shouldn't we be the ones
killing you for this, Mr. Kim?
[Si-young] Why isn't it working?
[Sal-man] The spark won't work
if there's moisture inside.
[Tsuki] Oh, I see.
IT DIDN'T WORK DUE TO THE WEATHER
IT DOESN'T WORK WELL IN KOREA
WHERE THERE ARE FOUR DISTINCT SEASONS!
Let's try to hit at least one thing.
GIVEN HER PERSONALITY,
SHE WANTS A BULLSEYE
- [Sal-man] Prepare to fire.
- [Patricia] Prepare to fire.
- [Patricia] Fire!
- Why isn't ours working?
[gun popping]
TSUKI FIRES SUCCESSFULLY!
[Si-young] Why isn't ours working?
[Tsuki] Yeah!
- [Tsuki] Yeah!
- Fire!
- What's wrong with it?
- Let's put more in.
[Sal-man] Fire!
IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME
TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY ZOMBIES
[tense music playing]
[gun popping]
[Si-young] Wow.
Wow.
THE JAPANESE WOMAN
WHO'S NEVER ENLISTED
IS GETTING THE MOST EXPERIENCE
[Sal-man] Fire.
- [Patricia] Are you trying to fire now?
- Oh, darn it.
Oh, this is so frustrating, seriously.
This is killing me. Gosh.
[Si-young] Oh, jeez.
This is terrible, really.
THE INSTRUCTOR
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
[DinDin] Mr. Kim.
This has no power to destroy anything.
If it fires only some of the time,
- we'll die trying to fire it.
- That's the one tiny, tiny drawback.
[DinDin] Come on.
- [Sal-man] Yes, so
- He knew about this drawback?
I really wasn't gonna show you this, but
[intimidating music playing]
JOURNALIST KIM BRINGS OU
HIS ULTIMATE WEAPON!
[Hong-chul and Patricia] What's this?
[Si-young] That's huge.
A FUEL TANK THAT CAN SUPPLY GAS STABLY
[Sal-man] The downside is that
it's a bit heavy.
- Whoa.
- [Patricia] Wow.
- [Dex] Jeez.
- [DinDin] Wow.
- This one will actually work.
- [Sal-man] I'll show you.
THIS ONE IS NO DOUBT NETFLIX QUALITY!
[suspenseful music playing]
[gun blasting]
IT'S POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO OBLITERATE THE POTATO!
[Patricia] Yeah, you did.
That's so cool!
Always a surefire.
- [Patricia] That's what I'm talking about.
- This is it!
- So cool.
- [Dex] It's practically a cannon.
JOURNALIST KIM PUNISHES
THE FAILED POTATO GUN
[Hong-chul] Whoa, Mr. Kim.
No, Mr. Kim.
You should save your strength.
That's gotta hurt.
We don't know when they'll come again.
- [Sal-man] It just made me angry. Okay.
- [Hong-chul] No. Conserve your energy.
[Sal-man] Now, let's start
with the first group.
- [Patricia] First group.
- [DinDin] Firing lane one.
- [Sal-man] Ready?
- [Tsuki] Ready!
[Hong-chul] Loading complete.
[Si-young] Loading complete.
[suspenseful music playing]
SHE AIMS BY USING THE TRIGGER?
- [Sal-man] Fire.
- [Patricia] Okay!
- Fire!
- [Patricia] Fire!
- [gun blasting]
- [all exclaiming]
- That was so powerful just now.
- Wow.
It was powerful? Yeah!
[DinDin] All right, sharpshooter.
Okay.
Fire.
THE FIREPOWER IS INCREDIBLE!
[DinDin] Wow. It's super strong.
[Tsuki] So cool!
- Wow. That was so fun.
- [DinDin] It's super strong.
- [DinDin] Okay. Let's go.
- [Sal-man] Ready!
- [Dex] It's the real deal.
- [Si-young] Ready.
[Tsuki] Here it goes!
- [gun blasting]
- [all cheering]
SHE SHOT THE RIGHT ARM! FIRST HIT!
- [Si-young] I got it!
- [mannequin cries] No!
Yeah!
- [cheers]
- That's amazing!
- Yeah! She got it!
- Yeah!
- [Hong-chul] Wow! She hit it.
- You hit the right side of the chest.
[DinDin] I used to be a top marksman.
THE COMMANDER (SELF-PROCLAIMED
TOP MARKSMAN) CAN'T JUST SIT BACK
[Sal-man] All right, ready to fire.
- Ready to fire.
- [Tsuki] Ready to fire.
[suspenseful music playing]
HIS SHOOTING FORM MAKES ONE QUESTION
IF HE WAS IN THE MILITARY
[Sal-man] Target the third zombie.
- And fire!
- [Tsuki] Yeah!
[suspenseful music continues]
[gun hisses softly]
[mannequin giggles]
[gun hisses softly]
THE POTATO BASICALLY LEAKS OU
Wait, oppa.
[Hong-chul]
Guess it depends on who fires it.
[Patricia] Oppa.
- [chuckles]
- Hey, wait, oppa.
Where did you say you served?
- Mr. Kim.
- [Tsuki] You did well.
Mr. Kim, help me save face here.
HE'S TOO ASHAMED TO LOOK UP
- This is too embarrassing.
- [Sal-man] One side was leaking.
I guess you need
good characters to fire it.
- Your character?
- [Sal-man] I mean
- I'll give it a try then.
- [Hong-chul] Great.
[Si-young] Okay.
THE LEADER STEPS IN
TO MANAGE THE SITUATION
[Sal-man] Okay.
- Now. Get ready to fire.
- [Patricia] Okay.
Ready.
He makes it look so light.
[gun clicking]
THEY CHEER
UPON SEEING HIS TEXTBOOK FORM!
[heroic music playing]
(WAITING FOR THE ORDER TO FIRE)
[Sal-man] Okay. Aim at the third zombie.
(MOUNTED ON THE SHOULDER)
[heroic music continues]
Fire at the third zombie!
FIRE!
[gun blasting]
[all cheering]
HITS THE WEAK SPOT!
[cheering]
Incredible!
SAFETY ON!
[heroic music continues]
WE'RE ALL WITNESSES
TO "THE REAL TOP MARKSMAN"
I wanna try shooting! I'd like to go.
DESPERATE TO REDEEM HIMSELF
[Tsuki] You can do it!
- I can shoot!
- [Sal-man] No, wait.
Hey, there aren't that many potatoes left.
That's enough firing now.
- [DinDin] I can shoot!
- Oppa.
- I can shoot.
- He can shoot!
- [Dex laughs]
- I can shoot!
EVEN HIS YELL SOUNDS PATHETIC
[Sal-man] Okay, fire at the third zombie.
[gun hissing softly]
[Patricia] Oppa, just come here.
I mean the barrel was pointed down.
WE'RE ALL WITNESSES
TO "THE MAN WHO HANGS HIS HEAD"
[Sal-man]
You should have pointed it upward.
- [Patricia] You did great, really.
- [Hong-chul] Mr. Kim.
[Dex] He can do it!
[Sal-man] This has a greater chance
it'll hit the target.
[Patricia] True.
- [thudding]
- What are you doing?
RIGHT IN THE GRILL
THERE'S BEEN A SIMPLER WAY ALL ALONG!
- [DinDin] This might hurt them more.
- [Hong-chul] It's a lot more powerful.
- [crying]
- [Dex] This is more power.
- [thudding]
- [laughter]
- You can do the most damage by kicking.
- [DinDin] Yeah, it's true.
Then why did we do all this?
[Dex] What did we do this for?
[light cheery music playing]
[Dex] Jeez. Man.
THE SUBLEADER IS HESITANT TO GO INSIDE
[Si-young] Mr. Kim,
can I try it on my own?
[Sal-man] Oh, yeah. Sure.
[tense music playing]
SINCE SHE WAS SELECTED
AS THE SUBLEADER
SHE HASN'T SHOWN
ANY OUTSTANDING ABILITIES
Wow, you're amazing!
Wow!
Incredible!
[tense music continues]
[Sal-man] Wait.
THE SUBLEADER'S
COMPETITIVENESS IS ON FIRE
- [Si-young] All good?
- [Sal-man] Yes.
[gun blasting]
- [Si-young] Wow!
- [Sal-man] Yeah!
- [Sal-man] You did it.
- [crying]
- A headshot.
- I hit the head!
- I finally got the hang of it. Yeah!
- [Sal-man] Ten out of ten! Yeah!
[Sal-man] Turns out the best one was here.
NO ONE SAW,
BUT THE SUBLEADER REDEEMED HERSELF!
[Na-rae] I mean,
there could be an antidote.
They can't do this.
They discarded Jonathan like a used tissue
and they'll leave us behind too.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Those jerks.
- I mean, not jerks.
- [Na-rae] Really!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Dang it.
- [Na-rae] Oh, those jerks.
[Kkwachu Hyung] At least I got married.
But you couldn't even
get a chance to do that.
THE HALF-ZOMBIES ENJOY DRINKS
I thought I'd get married one day,
so I even froze my eggs, dang it.
I'm screwed.
[sobs]
[Kkwachu Hyung] You even froze your eggs?
It's more expensive
if you're single, you know?
- You can't get any government funding.
- [chuckles]
- Cost me five million won.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Five million?
[cheeky music playing]
Imagine all the makgeolli
you could have bought with five million.
I wish I'd bought drinks.
They'll be left without an owner.
What good are they now?
- You need sperm to use the eggs, you know?
- Oh, gosh.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Five million won.
[Jonathan groans]
I don't wanna die.
Not like this.
[sighs]
[groans]
[gentle music playing]
Hi. Hello.
I'm Jonathan.
I turned 23 this year.
JONATHAN STARTS RECORDING HIS WILL
I wanted to turn 24 and
do more fun things.
Get a driver's license and drive around,
date someone, and get married at 25.
That was my dream.
And I haven't even had the chance
to enjoy college yet.
A YOUNG MAN'S DREAM WITHERS AWAY
[Jonathan] I won't be able
to do any of that now.
This is so unfair.
[cries softly]
At least if I leave this stuff
[coughs]
[eerie zapping]
[groans softly]
I'm afraid this will be my final vlog.
So I'll record how I change step by step
and keep it safe.
So be sure to click hard
on the like, subscribe
A VIRAL VIDEO CAN HELP HIS SISTER!
and notification buttons.
Thanks so much.
Come on let's get one million,
50 million views.
[harmonica tune]
[Kkwachu Hyung] What is it, Jonathan?
[Na-rae] Jonathan, what is it?
[emotional music playing]
[harmonica melody]
A ZOMBIE PLAYING THE HARMONICA
THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOUTUBE!
[Dex] I hear the harmonica.
- [DinDin] It's the harmonica.
- [Hong-chul] It's Jonathan.
[Hong-chul] Is there really
something here?
[Dex] What is this place?
[Hong-chul] I'm surprised
a place like this even exists.
[DinDin] There's some kind of prison here.
- [Tsuki] Oh, really?
- [Hong-chul] What is this place?
- [Dex] Is this a house?
- [Tsuki] I can hear the harmonica.
- [DinDin] Jeez, what's this?
- [Dex] What is it?
[harmonica tune]
[Hong-chul] It's the zombie
that Dex caught.
[Sal-man] Get him. Okay, let's go.
A CAPTIVE ZOMBIE PLAYS A TUNE
IN A SUSPICIOUS PLACE
[harmonica tune]
PHYSICAL: 005 HAND-TO-HAND COMBA
[Sal-man] Come on in.
- [DinDin] We just go in?
- [Sal-man] It's safe.
- [DinDin] What is this?
- [Dex] The building is so
- [Si-young] What's this?
- Is it dangerous?
Come on in,
where I've made things safe for you.
- No, don't open the door.
- [Si-young] He's going in.
- Why would you?
- [Dex] Whoa.
[harmonica tune]
- [Hong-chul] What's he doing?
- Oh, gosh!
[Hong-chul] What's he doing?
[intense electronic music playing]
What the heck's he doing?
- [Si-young] Oh, gosh.
- [DinDin] What?
[Sal-man] We've been training
to use weapons so far.
This time, it's hand-to-hand combat.
How to escape
when you encounter a zombie unarmed.
[Hong-chul] Why didn't we think of this?
We were the ones on the run.
[Dex] We were always
the ones running away.
[Sal-man] You'll all practice how to
take down at least one zombie right now.
- What?
- One-on-one?
Wait. That's so scary.
- [Sal-man] Hug them from behind.
- Get behind them?
[Sal-man] Yeah.
- [Hong-chul] Roll him up in the mat.
- [DinDin] What is he doing?
[Hong-chul] Roll the zombie up in the mat.
[DinDin] We only have to make sure
they can't bite.
[Sal-man] As long as they can't bite you.
HIS MOUTH HAS BEEN SEALED FOR SAFETY
- This is all so
- [DinDin] He wants us to go in.
- Hey, look over there.
- Go on in.
[Sal-man] Okay, who's going first?
I showed you how.
- Si-young.
- Gosh.
- What is wrong with you?
- What?
[Hong-chul] Si-young, it's you.
THE FORMER BOXER SUBLEADER
IS A GOOD FIRST CANDIDATE!
- [Dex] The fighter enters.
- [DinDin] Let's go!
- [Tsuki] You can do it!
- [DinDin] Come on, national athlete!
[DinDin] Yeah, you can do it!
Hug from behind.
Show us your boxing skills.
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Hong-chul] What the heck?
[Dex] Show us your boxing skills.
[group's impressed exclaims]
[harmonica tune]
- [action music playing]
- [impressed exclaims]
- [Hong-chul] What the heck?
- [narrator] Nice.
- [Hong-chul] How's she so good?
- Yeah! A wrestling move.
[Tsuki] Oh!
EXACTLY AS SHE WAS TOLD
- [DinDin] Oh, wow! Awesome!
- [squeals]
Wow!
I can't tell who's the zombie.
[Tsuki] Wow! She's so cool.
SHE TOOK HIM DOWN EASILY
- [narrator] Perfect.
- Cheers for Si-young.
[Si-young] I feel a little bit braver
now that I've tried it.
A CUTE FELLOW ENTERS PATHETICALLY
[yelps]
No, don't anger the zombie!
[Dex] He's poking him.
- [DinDin yells]
- [Dex] Oh! Get him!
SUFFERING AFTER A HIKE IN THE WOODS
[Si-young] What are you doing?
- [DinDin] Wait! I'm sorry!
- [Si-young] What are you doing?
- [Hong-chul] He's faster now.
- [Dex] Poke him!
[DinDin yelping]
[Hong-chul] Mr. Kim.
Go on. Have fun.
THE ATHLETIC LEADER IS UP NEX
- [Tsuki] You can do it!
- Put the harmonica back on.
THE ANGRY ZOMBIE'S GAG CAME UNDONE!
[screams]
Close the door.
HE DIDN'T SCREAM TO HELP DEX
Why did this have to happen on my turn?
If Dex gets bit, it's over for us.
[Hong-chul] Dex is
who caught this one before.
PERHAPS HE REMEMBERS
DEX'S HUG FROM EARLIER
[suspenseful music playing]
[zombie growling]
- [Tsuki] Jeez!
- [Hong-chul] Oh!
[narrator] Unbelievable.
HE EASILY TOOK HIM DOWN, OF COURSE
I can't believe he did that.
Wow.
[Hong-chul] Hey, be careful, Dex.
The harmonica is loose.
WATCH THE MOUTH! HE MIGHT GET BITTEN
Oh! Your arm!
[suspenseful music playing]
HE MUST FINISH UP QUICKLY AND ESCAPE!
HE DEMONSTRATES AN INSANE FINISH
THE MAN WHO HAS NO LIMITS
KIM DEX
I think he's gone crazy.
- [sighs]
- [harmonica tune]
- [Sal-man] All right. You learned a lot.
- Yeah.
- Now, we'll do it with two.
- [Tsuki] Okay.
[Dex] Wait, why?
A ZOMBIE WILL BE ADDED
FOR THESE TOP STUDENTS
- [zombie growling]
- [harmonica tune]
THIS TRAINING IS A MUS
TO FACE THE HORDES OF ZOMBIES!
[menacing music playing]
You can't get bitten anyway.
When else are we gonna get a chance
to fight them like this?
- [Dex] I knew it. She's something else.
- [Si-young] I'll give it a go.
THE SUBLEADER (WARRIOR) KICKS IT OFF
A warrioress!
[Si-young yells]
AFTER SHE HUGS ONE FROM BEHIND,
THE OTHER APPROACHES IMMEDIATELY
[Hong-chul] She went straight for it!
[suspenseful music playing]
SHE QUICKLY IDENTIFIES
THE MOVING TARGETS!
She needs to keep fighting. Keep going!
[pants]
SHE'S GOOD, BUT 2:1 DOESN'T LOOK EASY
Unni, you're so awesome.
[Dex] We can't get bitten anyway, right?
Bring it on.
[zombie growling]
HE THROWS HIM DOWN
RATHER THAN HUGGING HIM FROM BEHIND
Like real combat.
[suspenseful music playing]
HE QUICKLY EVADES THE BITING ZOMBIES
HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO FIGH
MULTIPLE ZOMBIES ALONE!
It's not too bad.
[Hong-chul] He's more at ease.
Wow, he's so relaxed. Jeez.
NOW THAT HE'S RELAXED,
HE EVEN USES THE OBJECTS AROUND HIM
Amazing. Wow!
- Oh!
- Wow.
WITH SUCH SKILLS, HE'D NEVER GET BITTEN
[Si-young] Be careful.
Wow. His whole body itself is a weapon.
- [Hong-chul] Jeez. Man.
- [Tsuki] Cool.
- [Tsuki] Dang.
- [Hong-chul impressed groan]
[Si-young] Wow.
[fast-paced music playing]
[DinDin] Move!
That'd mean he got bitten! He got bitten!
THE GAG TOUCHED HIM!
He got bitten. He's dead.
HE'D BE DEAD WITHOUT THE GAG!
YOU CAN'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
That's what happens
if you get too cocky and show off.
He was so great.
THE TRAINING CONTINUES
FOR A WHILE AFTER
[Tsuki] Help!
- [DinDin] Oh! She's dead!
- [Si-young] She's dead!
WHILE THEY PASSIONATELY
CONTINUE THEIR TRAINING
[Kkwachu Hyung] Will they yell
at us zombies because we ate the ramyeon?
- Cheers to the half-zombies!
- This is great. Cheers!
- World of the half-zombies.
- Yeah!
THEY'RE STILL HAVING A DRINKING PARTY
AND SNACKING ON RAMYEON
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Humans are weak.
- Yeah, that's it.
- [Na-rae] Cheers!
- All right, cheers to Oh?
- What's going on?
- [DinDin] "Cheers"?
[Kkwachu Hyung] We're just making ramyeon.
Perfect timing.
- [Tsuki] "Cheers"?
- They're drunk.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] We found some liquor.
- Are you drinking right now?
We're making ramyeon.
And we were only drinking
what was left over.
What? Are you drinking?
[Kkwachu Hyung] And we were only drinking
what was left over.
Man, what's all this?
- [Hong-chul] Jeez, how many did you eat?
- [DinDin] What the heck?
[Kkwachu Hyung] There's ramyeon over there
and potatoes too.
If we make ramyeon for them,
do you think they'll take us?
Should we ask them if they want ramyeon?
SADLY, THEY WERE PREPARING FOOD
NOT TO GET ABANDONED
Oppa, let's say, "Want some ramyeon?"
- We've been working hard, you know.
- [Hong-chul] What's going on?
We've been putting our lives on the line.
Hold on.
I saved you
and you ate all my precious food?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Mr. Kim.
[Sal-man] I've been eating it
only a little at a time to save it.
We have to stay here for a long time.
So I've been eating it
only a little at a time
and soaked it as much as possible
to make it more filling.
But you ate it
when it's in its smallest state.
We boiled potatoes too.
But these are our bullets.
THEY CLUELESSLY DEPLETED
THE PRECIOUS BULLET SUPPLY
- Load potato.
- [Dex] Load potato.
THEY'RE JUST ORDINARY POTATOES NOW
- But these are our bullets.
- Unbelievable.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wait. Listen.
- [Na-rae] Those are bullets?
- Who boils potatoes like that?
- No, really.
- We didn't have a colander.
[Si-young] I mean
[Kkwachu Hyung] Wait. Listen.
[Si-young] What? Did you disinfect them?
What is this?
But this is how I boil them to eat.
You don't do this even for potato soup.
Try it first.
Don't eat it if it tastes bad.
FIRST TIME THEY'VE BEEN SCOLDED
FOR COOKING POTATOES BADLY
You people
- Is it good?
- He's eating this because he's starving.
Yeah. Hey, it's good.
It's delicious.
- He's really good at cooking potatoes.
- I mean for goodness sake.
I've been boiling potatoes for 30 years.
Seriously, come on.
AFTER SCOLDING THEM HARSHLY,
SHE ENJOYS THE POTATOES
[Kkwachu Hyung] We can cook four
and soak them so we can all share.
- Oppa, the potato is good.
- It's so good.
Si-young,
you really shouldn't eat it, though.
[Kkwachu Hyung] You said this isn't
the right way to make them.
[Tsuki] The potato is so delicious.
Mm, it's good.
Isn't it?
- It's good.
- [Na-rae] Thanks.
So how many people need to share
the four packets of ramyeon?
Ten people.
- Wow, ramyeon.
- [Patricia] I really want to eat ramyeon.
- [Tsuki] It smells so good.
- [Hong-chul] It looks delicious.
- We need to make this last.
- It smells great.
We'll soak the noodles as much as possible
before we eat it, okay?
YOU SHOULD EAT SOGGY NOODLES
TO FEEL FULL
(ACCORDING TO JOURNALIST KIM)
But ramyeon is better when it's firm.
If you want it firm, then don't eat it.
- Jeez.
- I like it soggy.
- Me too.
- Me as well.
I love eating it totally soggy.
[Sal-man] There's a way to make them.
Soaking the noodles isn't enough.
- Soak them. Yeah.
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Worms. He has worms!
[Na-rae] What's that?
- These aren't worms, come on.
- Oh. Isn't that bracken?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh. It's bracken.
FERNBRAKE, A PLANT EASILY FOUND
ON HILLS IN KOREA.
[Patricia] I don't like it.
- [Sal-man] You don't? Then don't have any.
- Yes. You're out too.
Okay, one less person.
- I like bracken.
- All right.
[Na-rae] I love bracken.
[Hong-chul] Oh, we're adding
as much bracken as noodles?
IT'S SLOWLY BECOMING ENOUGH
TO FEED TEN PEOPLE
[Sal-man] It's fine as long as
it tastes like ramyeon.
- I'll give it a taste.
- [Na-rae] Hey!
THE SUBLEADER VOLUNTEERS
TO BE THE GUINEA PIG
- Just a taste.
- I'll cut off your hands.
[Si-young] Just one bite. Like this.
[Na-rae] Hey! Come on!
THAT'S MORE THAN JUST A SMALL BITE
Are you trying to break up the group here?
- Yeah.
- Come on.
[DinDin] You're used to a strict diet.
What's with you?
[slurps]
- Looks delicious.
- [Tsuki] Wow!
THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS
AS THEY HAVEN'T HAD RAMYEON
IN A LONG TIME
[Na-rae] It's not bland.
Wait. It doesn't have enough protein.
Looking at the state of you all,
you need protein. Just ramyeon won't do.
Hey, protein. That means meat.
He's going to serve us meat.
- Here.
- What is that?
What the heck is that?
From what I saw today,
you're not strong enough.
- [Dex] What is that?
- So
Aren't they mealworms?
TA-DA! IT'S THE PROTEIN-PACKED
FOOD OF THE FUTURE
Wait, they're bugs! Oh!
- We need to eat it before he adds it.
- [Tsuki] No!
- [Patricia] Wait, I
- No!
Don't add them, no! Stop!
No!
[Hong-chul] Stop!
[slo-mo disgruntled exclaims]
- That's disgusting.
- [crying]
[ominous music playing]
[Hong-chul] They're maggots! Gross!
INSTANT RAMYEON HAS TURNED
INTO HEALTHY FOOD
[Sal-man] You have no idea
just how rich and delicious this is.
[Patricia] I've never eaten
ramyeon like this in my life.
- He took his portion so quickly.
- Seriously.
CUTE DINDIN REFUSES THE PROTEIN
- [Na-rae] He's such a sneaky punk.
- [Patricia] How could you?
[Si-young] We're out.
[Tsuki] I can't look at it.
GIVE ME SOME
[chuckles]
[Patricia] Are you supposed
to eat them like this?
[Tsuki] I can't look at it.
DRAMATIC REACTIONS
UPON SEEING SUCH A MIRACLE!
- [Dex] My stomach can't handle that.
- [Na-rae] Dex, you can't eat it either?
[Dex] Makes me wanna vomit.
[Tsuki] This is just mind-boggling.
[Na-rae] What is that?
[screams]
[DinDin] Are those grasscrickets?
What are they?
DRIED GRASSHOPPERS:
THEY'll RUIN YOUR HARVES
BUT THEY'RE PROTEIN-RICH
AND CAN MAKE YOU FEEL FULL!
[Na-rae] What are grasscrickets?
Tsuki is dying over there.
Come back to life. Look at her.
Is it grasshoppers or crickets?
- What's wrong with her?
- What are grasscrickets?
[Patricia] I can't.
This is driving me crazy.
I eat these as a snack with beer.
It's great with beer.
- What are those?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Grasshoppers. Yeah.
[Na-rae] He's something else.
HE CONTINUES TO PARADE
THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE
They're too much to handle.
What are those?
- [Na-rae] What?
- [Sal-man] Crickets.
DRIED CRICKETS:
FLAVORFUL AND NUTRITIOUS EDIBLE INSECTS
THE LATEST ESG STRATEGY TO OVERCOME
THE GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS (OMITTED)
I'm about to cramp up.
[Tsuki] It smells so weird.
Oh, that's insane!
[stressed shout]
[Patricia] She's too funny.
[laughs]
Too funny.
[Na-rae] How do you hate these
more than the zombies?
Wow, this won't be easy.
[Sal-man] Let it settle for a bit.
- Let it settle so it can expand.
- [Tsuki] How is this possible?
Everyone, when you eat like this,
it can be really delicious.
- [Na-rae] Is she okay?
- Expands your taste buds.
- [DinDin] She seems
- [Patricia] Tsuki.
She didn't get bitten,
but it looks like she's starting to turn.
- No, really.
- [Na-rae] What's wrong with her?
[Sal-man] Should we move you
to the bathroom?
[Hong-chul] It's so shocking.
This one too.
You said we should put it all in.
IT FINALLY LOOKS LIKE
IT'D BE ENOUGH FOR TEN PEOPLE
Great, it's really expanded.
[Tsuki] It's all swollen now.
But it really did expand a lot.
The mealworms are plump now.
[Hong-chul] We might even have leftovers.
Even if all of us ate.
[Si-young] They've soaked up
all the liquid, so they're all big now.
They've gotten plump.
They're all so plump now.
[Tsuki] The mealworms are growing.
[screams]
[Si-young] Oh, come on.
- [Patricia] She's making me laugh.
- How could you?
It got softer.
[Kkwachu Hyung] She wasn't as scared
of the zombies.
- It got softer.
- [laughs]
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Can we really eat these?
- [Na-rae] Tsuki, are you scared of bugs?
Well, I mean gosh
We need to eat if we're gonna survive.
[Na-rae] Dex, you aren't gonna eat?
Don't Navy Seals eat things like this?
NOTE: THERE IS NO CONNECTION
BETWEEN UDT AND MEALWORMS
You can't eat bugs?
SHE CHEERFULLY PROVOKES HIM
Sure, I can.
HIS PRIDE CONTROLS HIS WORDS
Give me the chopsticks, please.
[laughs]
[deep-voice laugh]
If you look carefully,
they look like shrimp.
If that's the case, then Tsuki,
you should eat it first.
Okay, but if I eat it
- You don't eat it over at UDT?
- I thought Navy Seals eat stuff like this.
I was still a soldier then.
I'm not active anymore.
Here's the dinner service for tonight.
Dinner service.
[Sal-man] No, I meant you should eat up.
SHE LOVES CRAPPY JOKES LIKE THIS
[Na-rae] What is it?
What do you want with your ramyeon?
The bracken?
- [Tsuki] You pick. Chef's choice.
- [DinDin] Mealworms?
- [Tsuki] Mealworms?
- [Dex] A small portion, please.
[DinDin] Oh, gosh.
[tense music playing]
[Tsuki] Did you try it?
Should we go for it?
[tense music continues]
- [Dex] I think I vomited a bit just now.
- [DinDin] You're fine.
SHE'S CHEWING IT PEACEFULLY
AFTER MAKING A FUSS
[tense music continues]
Oh, wow.
WOW SHE'S REALLY SCARY
- It's good, right?
- [DinDin] Is it good?
Yes, it's good.
My shoulders are getting tight.
What a mess.
- [Tsuki] No choice.
- [Si-young] Eat up.
[Hong-chul] I think we'll have to keep
eating this as long as we're here anyway.
- We have to eat it. There's no choice.
- [Hong-chul] Acclimate your taste buds.
[Tsuki] But he said this is all protein.
- It helps you lose weight.
- Total protein.
[Sal-man] It's the protein-rich food
of the future.
That's a lot.
[Patricia] I can't see it,
nor will I look at it.
[groans]
[Tsuki] He's enjoying it.
The portion doesn't get smaller.
[Na-rae chuckles]
We were worried we wouldn't have
enough ramyeon, now there's too much.
[Na-rae] How do we have leftover ramyeon?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey, I'm full.
- [Na-rae] It's like magic.
- [DinDin] Let's save some for Jonathan.
- [Patricia] I'm on a diet.
[Na-rae] Anyone hungry? No one, right?
[gentle music playing]
[Tsuki] You really hate it.
[gentle foreboding music playing]
[Patricia] You don't know
what this is, do you?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] I can't take the smell.
- [Dex] Give me just a bit. Just a little.
Look at Jonathan.
He keeps having convulsions.
[Hong-chul] What's wrong with him?
[Si-young] I think
he's turning into a zombie.
- He keeps doing this. Like this.
- [Hong-chul] Hey, look. Look at his eyes.
[gentle foreboding music continues]
[Si-young] Something's wrong
with Jonathan.
- [Hong-chul] His veins are all swollen.
- [DinDin] He's in a bad state.
[Hong-chul] They're bulging like bracken.
He's been like that for a while.
Let's bring him some ramyeon.
- Jonathan.
- Jonathan.
- He's sleeping. Leave him alone for now.
- [Hong-chul] Okay.
[gentle foreboding music continues]
[eerie ominous music playing]
[eerie ominous singing]
THE JORDAN RIVER
THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH
[eerie ominous music continues]
[neck cracking]
[eerie ominous singing continues]
- [Jonathan groaning]
- [chains rattling]
He seems hungry. He's breathing heavily.
[Na-rae] Then let's just give
him some noodles.
Okay.
Just some noodles.
[groans]
- Oppa, I brought you some ramyeon
- The way he's moving is kind of weird.
[Na-rae] What is it? Go take it to him.
Oppa, have some ramyeon.
[neck cracking]
[water sloshing]
Oppa, have some ramyeon.
[water sloshing]
[eerie ominous music continues]
[groans]
I brought ramyeon.
You said you wanted it earlier.
Oppa.
[Patricia] Oppa!
Something's wrong with my brother.
Could someone come here?
- [Kkwachu Hyung] What? What is it?
- [Na-rae] Oppa, get in here.
[Kkwachu Hyung] Don't joke around.
He was fine earlier. What is it?
[Patricia] Something's wrong with him.
[Patricia] He's not moving.
He's not eating the ramyeon.
[Kkwachu Hyung] He's fine.
Hey, Jonathan. Hey!
- [Kkwachu Hyung] Hey!
- [Hong-chul] What's going on?
[Kkwachu Hyung] Oh, man. This is bad.
[Na-rae] What is it, oppa?
[Kkwachu Hyung]
Come on, hurry. Get in here. Now.
- [Patricia] Oppa.
- What is it? What?
- Oppa! Oppa, what's wrong?
- Jonathan!
Oppa!
- [Hong-chul] What is it?
- Oppa, what's wrong? Oppa, breathe!
What's wrong with his veins?
Oppa, what's wrong?
[Na-rae] Jonathan.
[sobbing]
Jonathan.
["Change" by Deftones playing]
Oh no.
[sobbing]
["Change" by Deftones continues]
I watched you change ♪
Into a fly ♪
I looked away ♪
You were on fire ♪
[growling]
I watched a change ♪
In you ♪
It's like you never had wings ♪
Now, you feel so alive ♪
I've watched you change ♪
[growls]
ZOMBIEVERSE
["Change" by Deftones continues]
I took you home ♪
Set you on the glass ♪
I pulled off your wings ♪
Then I laughed ♪
I watched a change ♪
In you ♪
It's like you never had wings ♪
Now, you feel so alive ♪
I've watched you change ♪