All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e07 Episode Script

Season1 Episode7 "He Blinded Me With Science" Welcome to our biannual nature ceremony The Soggy Solstice! raise your empty water bottles to the sky.
so that Kevin the God of precipitation, will fill them with moisture riches.
For if we do not have water, what will happen? Our inside will dry out! exactly.
and to perform the traditional rain dance, King Julian! your majesty, that is a cue.
Left foot to right foot Kick ball change.
yep.
with Running Man then Kick ball changeah.
I can't follow steps.
I go where my heinie takes with gift.
Your majesty please.
The king has to perform the dance as choreographed or it won't rain.
Fine! But I'm not going out there alone.
I need a friend by my side.
Uh Your majesty I will be honor.
where is Boombox? Oh yeah, that's right Kevin.
These moves are all for you, baby.
Prepare to have your god mind blown, And bring the rain, baby! What the Mystic music boom box! What's wrong? Speak to me old friend.
There's no tune.
I'm sorry your majesty.
Boombox is gone.
Tragic.
Wait.
Bet making it rain.
Rain! boombox is dead, you heartless lizard! I will never dance again! Which means, No one will dance again! But your message.
The nature gods request the king to dance.
Can do gods give me back my Mystic music boombox? They don't work that way.
What could are they? Find another chorus boy to get jiggy for you, Kevin! Come on, Boom box.
It wasn't intentional! Wait wait are where is the king going? we need rain! I can already feel my liver turning into jerky! But what if we drink our sweat.
everyone put their barrels under their armpits Go! This is it really not good.
he will come back I hope.
I will stead.
Hey ya, sorry deities and everybody else.
We are experiencing technical metaphysical difficulties.
Please stand by for the comedy stylings of This guy! wow ah shall where is everybody from? Madagascar! right.
should known that.
It should have been me.
I mean not really.
I'm far too important.
But still, you are always be in my heart, mystic boom box.
ashes to ashes, junk to junk.
Boombox? Is that you? are you haunting me already? Help me Excuse me, but why are you masquerading as boom box's ghost? Hello? are you unconscious and just being rude? I'm trapped! true that.
Aren't we all in one way or another.
ahem! Oh you mean literally.
You need to be careful around here, little fella.
try wearing something reflective perhaps.
Wow.
It's been years.
That voice.
space between your eyes.
No doubt there is royal blood coursing through those veins.
Yep I can smell the inbreeding.
A Julian King.
@I'm all right.
I'm right, of course, yep of course I'm right.
Timo.
and what is it Timo? Oh where I start? at the beginning? at the end? Nope, can't start there.
we haven't arrived yet.
I'm a Tenrec.
And as seeing as I am not paralyzed I think, I can help you.
Done! yep.
Figured her for a set of this.
it's a she? The minx never let on.
Done! now for a quick transplant.
It's a miracle! Oh why thank you kind sir.
Thank you thank you and the oh! Where are my manners? welcome to my laboratory.
you are little weird.
aren't you.
Comes with the territory when you're a scientist like me.
Scientist, you say? Is that how you revive Boombox.
are you some kind of God? I always thought you guys were taller.
Did you just call me a God? Charmer.
You're being weird again.
Uh, sorry.
not a god.
science revived boombox.
Actually created boombox too.
as a science can pretty much do anything.
Anything, you say? Tell me more about this "science".
- The rain is never gonna come - Oh! we are doomed! And now, for my big finish! Sun! We're going to take a 10 minute intermission but don't go nowhere.
I'm OK This is a disaster.
the king must return soon, Or Kevin will take his rain and go.
Why didn't anyone call me when the king left? I should be with him.
he's a alone out there, that's dangerous for everyone.
Listen here girlie.
Don't be lying this on me.
you me and my all seeing tongue know the ugly truth to why you weren't here.
The warrior princess Thighsander Plunderhorse come upon the unicorn cautiously.
But the great beast was not an enemy.
It's said "I am not a true unicorn.
" "But an enchanted prince named Norj Grendelfist.
" "Kiss my horn, Thighsander.
and I am yours.
" My fan fiction is private, and it better stay that way.
But where is King Julien.
my insides are dehydrating.
And I just coughed up a handful of dust the used to be my lungs! We're gonna die! Please, everyone calm down.
What is going on here people? You are acting like someone died.
-@King Julien! -@Boombox! Boombox alive! It's a miracle! Or boombox isn't live.
and he is a zombie come to eat our brain! So the God came through after all.
Oh, Maurice, you poor simple minded person.
The gods nothing doing.
My peoples Madagascar! I have had a vision of the future.
and that vision is called "Science"! What the gods once provided? or didn't, if we were late for our "sacrificial appointment".
when you can now be provided by the science magic devices which are so much more convenient.
and this is the tenrec, who made it all possible.
Timo! Take a bow science magic guy! Full disclosure, absolutely none of this is magic.
Timo the Science wizard.
Let's give him help, people.
Although i do love role playing games.
but you have to bring your own dice, because that's how I roll.
your majesty, these trinkets are fine, but the kingdom is more concerned about rain, than silly distractions.
You gotta feel this! Ah! It's like someone breathing their hot breath on you only it doesn't stink like old mangoes.
I can feel science spirits moving tummy.
It's a miracle! It appears the people have spoken.
You were saying Masikura? Science! Science! Don't eat me! Science! Now this is progress.
Why has my vibrating foot fantasy wand ceased its vibrating foot fantasy? Could you wear a bell or something around your neck so I know when you're around? A word, King Julian? Out of magic again.
Someone fetch me the royal "Sci-zard"! That's what I'm calling Timo.
I mean science wizard.
You wouldn't get it.
Eh you just explain it.
Yet there you are with that totally not getting it look on your face.
Only thing I don't get is you refusing honor sacred traditions! without rain, this kingdom cannot survive.
No.
without this baby hand-fan we cannot survive.
See! Timo! My royal wizard.
You've met Masikura? The king's maybe once but not much anymore mystical advisor? Wait, are you, firing me? It's more of a "fire-tunity".
(@Desperate Acts of Magic)(fire+opportunity?) A whole new life that doesn't involve working here.
What a gift I giving you.
your welcome.
Generations of your ancestors put their faith in me, And my ability to commune with the nature gods.
And hello, look what it did for them.
Dead from "natural causes".
Timo's science can actually make stuff.
Stuff called Panini.
You will be sorry, King Julien! You requested to see me? Yes.
My foot wand needs more magic.
Should just need a charge.
Whatever you say science, warlock? No.
Witch doctor? No.
Enchanter? Necromancer? Spell caster? Mage? No to all of those.
Eh! you figure it out.
What a team we are.
With science as my co-pilot, nothing could possibly go wrong, Ever! For many seasons I served as mystic advisor to the royal court.
Where did it get me.
Where are you going? Oh hello Mort.
I am going, Well, I don't know.
Really? Well um, I got some extra space in my stump.
Well, I don't Oh come on.
Where else you gonna go? Now that no one wants you.
Sorry.
Word gets around, you know.
Well, I could use a place to regroup for a few days.
Yay! Now roomie! Wait.
weren't you already rooming with Horst? Oh yeah.
That didn't work out.
He had a problem with my sleep hugging.
Your sleep hugging? Yeah.
You know It's like sleepwalking.
Only I end up in your bed hugging you.
I get so scared night.
Sometimes it's nice to be held.
Only a few days ago we had no idea, how science magic and its offspring appliances, would change our lives.
No longer do we have to wait for the gods to blow stuff up.
Science can do it for us.
Standing around while the gods grow our mangoes? Forgot that.
Science shoves mangos, right into our mouth.
I love you science! Instant gratification.
King Julien, look at this! Science totally owned that jungle.
Could Kevin destroy a rainforest with a bunch of food processors? I think not.
My blender is stopped.
I can't drink my smoothie.
it's too choking.
What happened my food? I'll starve! King Julien, what's going on? Do I look like tech support? Morris.
Sci-zard! m,m,my Yeah we're having magic issues again.
Don't make me regret that I am paying you.
Are you paying me? Would I remember that? Yes I remember that.
No.
You're not paying me.
Really.
Hey nice work KJ.
Oh don't mention it.
Looks like a power surge.
What a power Magics surge! Probably tripped breaker or breaked tripper which by the way is the name my fictional band.
Yeah I, I'm going to need to make a trip down in my workshop.
Not alone you're not.
You're taking clover with you for protection.
You are family now Timo.
Everyday I was wanting a brother Maurice.
I can't remember you ever Don't listen to him.
You changed my life.
You glorious little science Sorcerer? No.
Elf.
Wow.
you really have rough dry skin roomie.
You know, I have a lotion it from my own tears My skin is rough because I have scales.
Mort.
Oh.
that's so sad.
Don't worry.
I'll keep your secrets.
Eh.
I'm going to take a bath.
Okay! No water.
You know you tried to warn them.
Try to be the good lizard.
Do they listen? No This is so much fun.
I feel just like we're sisters.
You not a girl.
Mort.
I'll never be alone because you're here, roomies! Forever! So, you must be pretty smart to know about this science magic stuff It's a blessing and a curse.
@A for instance, I can smell the pheromones secreting from your musk gland.
And know that you don't have a mate.
That's the blessing.
The curse is that I just said that out loud.
Here we go.
Timo, Get out of there! All hope is lost! What's happening! Your majesty, you have to tell the people everything will be alright without science.
But without science how would I use my fondue fountain? What will become of my garment steamer? We've been through worse! Clearly you are not experienced my fondue fountain.
Everything tastes so much better covered in chocolate.
We've got a problem.
Really? Timo.
Science has abandoned us, Clover, this is no time to have misplaced him.
He is back at the cove.
The magic making generator is on fire.
and fire is headed this way! But we will be get our appliance back right? Julien! Yes all right I know.
The kingdom before melty goodness.
To the royal water reserves! Empty.
No problem.
@To the royal hot tub! I've hit worse bottoms.
No problem.
@To the Oh wait that's it.
Your majesty, that flame will be here any minute.
And if it catches the baobab tree on fire, Buckle up your worry pants, Clover.
A kingdom is in a natural rainforest, we wait for the sky to make rain, and BOOSH! Rain beats fire.
Except we haven't had any rain for days, Because you never did your rain dance! Wait.
that's what the dances for? You know that was what the dance was for! I must have forgotten.
It was years ago.
It was yesterday.
I was it shock! Maurice.
Boomy box just died.
Clary you have never love with passion.
It's still not too late.
Five, Six, Seven, Eight, kick ball change, Jazz hands! Why isn't it working! The gods must be mad you trust science over them.
Yes.
Besides being the god of moisture Kevin is also the most sensitive.
Perhaps if offered him my yogurt maker.
Or you apologize to Masikura and she makes this right.
You leaving? Yes.
I had a, vision, of what will happen if I stay here.
It's not pretty.
But I had so many plans.
I was hoping you would braid my hair.
Mort, you don't have any Look at attention friend! Just little something I pick up in a cove of wonders.
roomie do you like? okay then Bye Bye.
What if I don't want you to go? Well then I'll be forced to do this.
You can keep the security deposit.
King Julian? what are you doing here.
No clue, Bay.
Your majesty, do you have something to say to Masikura? Oh yes right.
I want to say sorry for mocking your rain ceremony please come back to work for me What? What? I didn't say anything.
- King Julien! - fain! I want to say, I'm sorry for mocking your rain ceremony! Please come back to work for me.
Oh really So you apologizing? Well that's too bad.
Because I'm very happy where I am, Yes, I Love it hear.
Like you say, my new life is gift.
Please Masikura.
A fire is heading towards the kingdom.
It's too late.
The time for rain has passed.
I warned you not forsake the gods, King Julien.
And now, science has doomed your kingdom.
Not necessarily.
Science created a little thing called the garden hose.
Yeah, makes big tinkle tinkle to put out fire which is the almost here.
Wait.
don't we need water? Which we are out of? To make Timo's hoes work? Oh yeah.
Fortunately for science, the gods may know way to get your hoes working again.
Fire! It's all may eaten! One of nature's greatest tricks is disguise.
But the gods always leave a sign where water can be found.
Moist decaying matter rich in insect droppings.
Wow, I would love to rut hear.
This is a sign.
If we dig, we will find water.
Hold the cow.
Are you saying that a super power wonder twins team-up of science and the gods could make it rain and save the kingdom? Yes! You go! Bring on the rain baby.
The hose! It's all swollen! We have to un-swell it.
I can fix it! you can? yes.
How? With dance.
My rain dance! Somebody drop me a beat! Well Maurice.
It appears your king has brought rain after all.
Ah! No.
Timo and Masikura brother rain.
I do the dance man.
Those steps weren't easy, you know.
Hey everybody! Undead boombox is something, she want to tell you! What's your standing around for?