Ayak Isleri (2021) s01e07 Episode Script

Ayak isleri
Episode 7
Brother Sermet is making fun of us too.
Why brother?
The man is the girl's brother.
Should we be the ones dealing with Evren's apartment?
No, it just makes a lot of noise, say something and so on.
It's personal, work it out yourself, brother.
Go talk. Why send people?
What do you mean man?
Here is one of your faults, son.
Evren, are we in or not? This is the apartment?
This brother. Camli Palace. We will enter apartment 9.
The door is open, come on.
Come on in.
Brother, this Mr. Sermet is not a loyal person?
Evren, don't talk like a baby.
Oh no, I mean if he's a man of a different faith.
Such a person cannot be trusted.
Universe.
Evren, look
Your head is not working, you are like a child.
But you need toys.
Brother, don't offend me like that because of my age.
No man, I don't offend you.
Were you in a serious relationship?
You have to experience it to understand, brother?
So.
How can it be, brother? If you love someone, you don't cheat on them.
To takie proste.
Evren, you can't understand.
You do not understand.
You can sympathize, but you don't understand.
Listen, I'll say it with the words you like so much.
Maybe then you will understand. Empathy.
Exactly, bro. Thank you.
Now.
Forbidden fruit, do you eat sometimes or not?
You are full, you love the food you ate.
They bring you a nice meal or two, won't you try?
Brother, is the food you love now the same as someone you love, brother?
- Same thing. - Same thing?
Same thing. Man's unsatisfied desires.
The same is all. That's all.
Dude.
We think differently, but we're not that empty.
Yes. I want to talk to you about it, but it looks like we don't have time right now.
No, we don't have time. You are right once, but shut up!
Brother, I don't think we've talked enough about this, sorry.
"Evren for God's sake, what was the apartment number?" - 9 brother.
Ay! Ty!
What are we doing, brother?
Dude, you hear a woman cry and the door is ajar.
What about this?
Dude, we're human.
Really?
Brother Vedat.
I'm going in.
Are you all right, Sister Suveyda?
Everything's all right. It wasn't very hot, but I got scared for a moment.
I'll bring a towel.
Who are you?
We are the nephews of Mr. Murat from under 6.
He sent you to me.
- Why? - To the apartment meeting.
So.
Here you go, we haven't even started. Come on, go ahead.
- Hello, hello. - Hi.
- Let's go this way. - Of course, go ahead.
Hello.
Sinan, is that alright?
You are there, we are here.
- God forbid. - Let me see your eyes, come on.
God forbid, Uncle Nuri. I feel good here.
Do not worry. I am comfortable here.
Come on, Sinan, come on. For God's sake, come on.
- Not. - Look, we don't take up much space.
Sister Suveydo, this place is very good. I'm comfortable, relax.
- Relax, make yourself comfortable. - Come on, Sinan. Come here, have a seat.
Come on, Sinan.
But I
I'm fine, wait.
It's all right, it's all really well. Take a seat.
It's good if you're comfortable.
- Is it alright? - It's okay, sister, it's okay.
All right. Yes.
Now that everyone has arrived we can start, we talked at 1:30 pm, it's already 2:00 pm.
Let's start please.
You know, Mr. Sinan, I live with my mother.
The woman is bothering me.
Blood pressure, sugar. So if we fix it quickly.
I'll be back home asap. Because it's so hard.
So I'll get the tea quickly.
Well.
We have a lot of work people, my lawyer will be here in half an hour.
Don't worry, I'll get your tea right away.
Who are you?
I am seeing you for the first time. Are you new here?
We are not new.
Just tried to explain at the entrance.
Mr. Murat, number 6. We came for him.
Yes. Of course you
We don't know you and you don't know us.
So I have a little request.
If you weren't talking like that.
We will ask for the apartment numbers so that we can find out.
At least we'll find out something.
Well, bro, I'm Arif at number 7.
I'm waiting for the manager's brother to deal with the distribution of tea and soups as quickly as possible.
Because I'm obsessed with that parking lot, bro.
Look, he didn't come here today.
I wish he was here. If only we could see our friend.
What is this contamination of the wipers and the others?
Listen, I'm telling you up front. If someone touches my wipers again
It will hurt so much, let me tell you.
Listen, if anyone wants to talk, let them begin, brother.
I wish it was him.
What did he say exactly? 9?
- 9, brother. Mr. Murat's neighbor upstairs, flat 9. - Oops.
Mrs. Gülten, can you help me with this tea?
Don't worry, I'll take it love.
Or one of you can help.
Ridvan, you are sitting there in vain. Help, they are close to you, brother.
Oh, for God's sake!
Oh my god, I can't pull out.
Well.
Enjoy your meal. Sister Suveyda, take your tea too.
Please, let me give it to you.
Tea is missing.
- I won't drink. - You don't want to drink?
We never
Tea is not enough. Something else is needed for the next time.
Honestly, I want to talk about these fees.
An apartment requires so much expenses.
Cleaning is done every week.
So why are we paying so much money?
Unimportant. Of course, this is a big problem.
How is it "not important"?
I'm listening?
How is it "not important"?
Why doesn't it matter why you think you can break the topic of the lady and
Start your own topic, sir?
Yes sir. So it doesn't matter. We will talk about it and about contributions.
What do you mean? Doesn't it matter what I want to talk about?
Sir, what you do is called clarification (a sociolinguistic term meaning explaining something in a condescending and deprecating way. Usually it refers to explaining something to a woman by a man)
Well, sir. What is your name, sir?
My name is Lemi.
Should I ask when and what can I talk about?
Ty
What's your apartment number, brother?
- 9.
- Super.
Yes, damn it. You will ask us what to talk about!
But what is happening? Calm down.
Calm down. Relax.
Why are you interrupting me? I do not understand.
And who are you? What?
I don't understand why Murat sent you.
Because Mr. Murat is concerned.
Also you, Mr. Lemi
Sorry, but you walk around the house like a wild animal.
Like some elephant. Wearing such slippers.
You walk in the middle of the house like that, Mr. Lemi.
Oh yes! I can hear you walking around the house too.
Your slippers are making a lot of noise.
Brother, I have a back problem.
These are orthopedic slippers, my doctor gave them to me, what should I do?
Everyone talks about their problems, I have a problem too.
- I have a problem too. - Please, sir.
You can put a rug on the floor.
What happened? Now you are talking about your own problems.
You interrupted my speech.
You interrupted the lady's speech.
Because she is a woman.
You are ignoring this lady's thoughts.
Before you say what you have to say, anyway.
You're being condescending. Pan explanation.
And you
What is your problem?
Tell me what's wrong?
Well, I'm ashamed to talk about it, but
Now there's nothing to hide, so I'll tell you.
From one of those apartments, two nights ago.
Someone came and pooped me on the threshold.
- What he did? - Come on!
- No kidding. - Some cat or something, love.
The cat has entered.
Someone is letting cats into this apartment building.
These cats shit on the doormats, brother! Sraja.
What are we supposed to do? So what are we supposed to do?
If we didn't let them in, the animals wouldn't have died outside?
So you let the cats in?
I asked 100 times not to let these animals in.
- Shame on you! - What does it mean to be ashamed?
That is, you got together and you make a decision.
Don't you want to let the cats in?
Look, you're being unfair to that lady again.
- Oh my God. - I'm saying someone snapped on my doormat.
It wasn't cat shit. It was quite human shit.
How the hell do you tell that shit, whether it was a human or a cat?
How do I tell the difference? There was a pile of large chunks on my doormat.
- Is that a cat? - How could we end up like this?
I do not understand.
Haza, everyone in this apartment, ladies and gentlemen.
When did we become like this?
I left home early in the morning to go to the morning prayer.
Mr. Rıdvan's mother wandered around the apartment building, but
What are those words, Mr. Nuri!
What do you mean?
So my mother shit on the doormat !?
Don't do this, for God's sake, the woman is restless.
He can't sleep, he gets up early in the morning.
You go out to be aired. Is that shit someone signed?
I didn't mean your mother.
So what else do you want to say, what else do you want to say.
Uncle Nuri, when you mention his mother in the context of this conversation.
It's like saying it's her.
No no. It is obvious that someone holding a grudge against Lord Lemi did this.
This ball was jumping, circling, circling and now it has reached us?
The ball bounced and it hit us?
It's our fault because we have a problem with this guy?
No, come on.
Why do you say that, brother?
You're not even from this apartment block.
Where is Mr. Murat? Let him come and talk to you, brother.
A man we don't know comes to our apartment and tells us what to do.
Who the hell are you, who are you talking to?
Another one is hitting, look at you.
You're interrupting people!
One maniac leaves
Cars in the parking lot.
Shitting on the doormat.
Nonsense One of you goes around at night, one of you goes around at night.
He's doing poop on the doormat.
What the hell is that? An apartment building for kings?
Don't talk to me like that, damn it.
- There are old people here, there are also wives. - What do you mean wife? Who do you call wife?
Listen man, we came here to talk like men.
Don't get too excited, don't get into trouble.
What if trouble arises?
We are not the children of this apartment building either.
I am from Belgrade.
Who saw what arguments I was getting into for this apartment. Just look and watch.
Someone may think you are doing something. How old are you?
You still live with your mother.
What's wrong with the man living with his mom?
Should men have their own lives and live apart from their mothers?
Hush, miss, what does that have to do with this?
Uncle Nuri.
Don't silence Aunt Süveyda again.
Do not you dare.
I think at the moment I have shown my sensitivity on this issue to everyone.
No, Uncle Nuri, no.
Enough!
Nobody can mistreat the elderly in my apartment.
Who are you, son? Who are you? What?
Youthful bandits. Do you know who I am, huh?
You know the hell?
Calm down.
Okay?
He'll shoot you in the legs. Lower your gun.
It is impossible to shoot the guests who come to our apartment.
- What is this? - Electric.
They sell them on the street.
Throw it! I swear I'll punch you both.
What's going on, everyone calm down. Just calm down.
Who shot on my doormat?
How do we know who's done your doormat, man?
Put your gun down! For God's sake, lower your gun.
We are outnumbered. Put your gun down!
Rıdvan, it means you threw the cats out.
Not only are you the enemy of women, we also keep the one who hates animals in our apartment.
- You are soulless, Ridvan. - Shut up! Shut up!
- I swear I'll blow your brain. - Quiet!
Everyone knows better. I swear I fuck your troubles!
Uncle Nuri, Aunt Suveyda, I'm sorry.
Look, brother Lemi. We came here mainly for you.
You'll never look at Murat again. You'll take off these slippers too.
These are orthopedic slippers. I can't wear anything else.
Mr. Lemi.
A minute. Wait a minute.
You'll be wearing Birkenstock from now on.
It is soft on the inside and not very hard on the outside.
It also makes the feet relaxed. It doesn't make any sounds.
Yes, he is right. My wife also wears them.
He has a hernia, but the doctor said so.
If you say wife again, I'll shoot you in the eye.
- Should I ask you? - Yes, man!
You ask. What is this language?
I'm sick of your toxic manhood.
Shut up, shut up.
Gulten.
Listen, if you're gonna take care of the cat now, you'll be taking care of the whole house from now on.
The costs here in the apartment will be covered by this gentleman.
Why should I pay for cat food ?!
In fact, Mr. Rıdvana's commune helps in this regard.
If waste is segregated, it helps with feeding.
It wouldn't cost us money from our pockets. I'll take care of it.
This apartment.
- How much is the premium? - 250, but let's make it 300.
What exactly are these 300 lira for?
Each year, the maintenance costs also include the cost of maintaining the elevator, amounting to 1,200 lire.
The cleaning service costs 150 lira per week.
Ayda takes 600 lira a month.
- The tank is cleaned twice. - Okay, man, okay, don't drag it out, okay.
Don't drag.
Let's say 275.
- Mrs. Gülten, is that alright? - Okay.
But there will be no hike for a year.
Well. There will be no raise.
- No raise. - What about my doormat?
We'll buy you a doormat, okay.
God, God.
- That means Murat did it. - What an animal.
A minute! Wait a minute
No one can prove that Mr. Murat did this.
But it is clear that now there is no problem.
We'll take that doormat.
Deal? You're not going to argue with Mr. Murat.
My doormat was unique.
There was a picture of David Bowie on it.
Would a man wipe his feet on the artist he loves, Lemi?
What's the difference. It's just decoration, after all.
Okay, brother, we'll get you a doormat with David Bawie.
Bowie, Bowie. You don't even know the man's name.
You can't teach us about Bowie, Lemi.
Listen, I have Space Oddity.
I recite all the songs by heart, until the album "Hidden".
Okay? I may stop listening for a while, but then
I'm addicted to The Next Day album again, Lazarus is legendary, Lemi.
Okay, Evren. Don't make an excuse, man.
But brother, am I a hollow man just because now I drew my gun? Damn you
I'll hit you with my knowledge of Bowski, Lem.
I'll take the apartment book.
Bring her quickly, we'll see her.
He shoots, shoots Who the fuck you are, look at him.
Mr. Lemi with David Bowie
- Get the doormat - All right, Mr. Sinan, isn't this over yet?
That's the end. I wrote the last sentence.
Come on.
We're leaving.
Don't move.
You can not.
- Let it stop without bloodshed. - Get the fuck out.
I'll light a candle in the place you fuckin 'off. Then I'll find you.
I will find you in this Belgrade.
Lemi.
Brother, the cake They take the cake too.
Come out man, come out. Come on.