Baby Bandito (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

1
["(You Will) Set The World On Fire"
by David Bowie playing]
ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
Midnight in the Village ♪
BASED ON REAL EVENTS
From Bitter End to Gaslight ♪
MODIFIED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND OURS
Ochs takes notes ♪
When the Black girl and guitar ♪
Burn together hot in rage, you've got ♪
[reporter 1] The architect behind
the "Heist of the Century"
has been caught.
He made the most-wanted list
for his heist of six billion pesos
from Santiago Airport.
He was even extradited
back to Chile from Italy.
It was there, on the Old Continent,
that he was given the nickname
"Il Baby Bandito in Fuga."
You will set the world, babe
You will set the world ♪
[reporter 2] With his partner,
they relocated to European countries.
[reporter 3] A suspect
in the "Heist of the Century"
at the Santiago Airport was caught.
[reporter 1] Afterwards,
the state prosecutor
and the government itself
worked alongside each other
towards his extradition.
And they finally did it.
Breaking news,
Tapia landed in the country today.
Here he is! Here he is!
Kevin, how do you plead? Are you guilty?
- I'm innocent.
- [reporters clamor]
Have you spoken with your family?
Are they outside waiting for you?
- [man] Move, move, move!
- I think so.
- [reporter 4 ] Why run and post about it?
- [reporter 5] Nervous?
- [reporter 6] Kevin, how do you feel?
- Pretty chill.
- Kevin!
- Kevin, why Italy?
Why not?
- [reporter 4] Kevin. Kevin.
- Move it. Move.
[all clamoring] Kevin!
[reporter 7] Why "Baby Bandito"?
[music continues]
You will set the world, babe
You will set the world on fire ♪
You will set it on fire ♪
[music ends]
[prosecutor] "Baby Bandito" in the house!
This is such an honor.
I'm a little flustered.
[chuckles]
We only have water.
No Ramazzotti liqueur here, sadly.
It seems like
you enjoyed yourself in Italy.
Have you ever been to Italy, Bozo?
I haven't.
Can you believe, I haven't either?
We gotta get there, don't we?
Well, after the party
comes the hangover, huh?
- What's your opinion on this?
- [tablet beeps]
[Génesis] I was forced to take part
in the "Heist of the Century."
Kevin Tapia made me do it.
Then he forced me to run away with him.
- [prosecutor] Well, I know that
- Yes, ma'am.
it must be hard for you to hear
that your little girlfriend's leaving you
high and dry.
Which is really why
I think your best option is to cooperate.
Because if you don't,
you're gonna have a really hard time.
Who were your accomplices?
Where is the money, Kevin?
[somber music playing]
[chattering on TV ]
[reporter] There is no information
on the whereabouts of his partner,
who appeared in photos with him
on social media.
He could face a sentence of five years
and, one day,
even a 20-year prison sentence
for armed robbery.
[prosecutor] Honestly, kid,
I don't think you planned this robbery.
No offense,
but I don't think you have the chops.
The planning alone
is too advanced for you to do.
It requires time, research,
and lots of experience.
- [somber music continues]
- [gas pump clattering]
The pump's at zero.
[prosecutor] All of which, you don't have,
or am I mistaken?
You know what
the worst part is for you, kid?
You're gonna have to be
the one that takes it.
INTAKE
[prosecutor] Because we haven't caught
anyone else.
And it's not just the heist,
but the murders that followed,
which we can't possibly let go unanswered.
- [inmate 1] New meat.
- [inmate 2] Look at this guy.
[indistinct chatter]
- [inmate 1] Pretty boy.
- [inmate 3] Hey, man. Sup?
[prosecutor] Can you imagine
how many years you'll get for all this?
You'll miss every important milestone
of your child's life.
If you're really lucky, you'll be out
for their high school graduation.
[sniffs]
I stole the plan from the Butchers.
[somber pulsating music playing]
- [inmates chattering indistinctly]
- [cell door opens]
[inmate wolf whistles]
[cell door slams]
[somber music continues]
[music fades]
2014 "HEIST OF THE CENTURY" PERP DETAINED
What was our agreement?
Did you forget the deal
you made with the lawyer?
No.
I haven't forgotten.
That's the problem.
You are not responsible for his actions.
Right now, you have to worry
about your baby.
Just leave me alone.
Get out.
[groans]
- Génesis.
- Out, I said!
[tense music playing]
[nostalgic reggaeton music playing]
BABY BANDITO'S ARRIVAL
[lyrics in Spanish]
[music fades]
[inmate 1] Pizza!
Hey, where's your girlfriend?
- Did she stay there or is she here?
- [inmate 2] Look at this baby!
- [wolf whistles]
- [all jeer, laugh]
What's up, little Baby Bandito?
[all laughing]
- Sweet cheeks!
- [inmate 3] What's wrong, man?
You missing that European hot water?
- [inmate 4] Oh!
- [inmate 5] Fuck yeah! I bet he is!
- [inmate 6] Maybe he misses his teddy.
- [inmate 5] Something to cuddle!
I've heard the pizza is incredible.
- Soap suds!
- [inmate 6] Don't forget right there.
Is it true that coffee costs a buck,
and it's just delicious?
- He can spare me a dime.
- [all laugh]
- Enough, bro! Leave me alone, bro!
- Hey, "bro"!
- He called me bro. We're like brothers!
- Brother!
- [laughing]
- Get him!
- Give him a warm welcome!
- [inmate 3] He called me his bro.
- [inmate 5] I like that.
- [all laugh]
- Who do you think you are?
- You're ours now, kid.
[sharp whistle nearby]
[somber music playing]
[inmate 7] Show some respect.
Show respect, man.
What? Are you gonna hit him?
[inmates chattering indistinctly]
- [inmate 8 laughs]
- [inmate 9] Look who's here!
- [inmate 8] Little Baby Bandito!
- [inmate 10] Look at this guy.
Welcome home, Baby Bandito.
- He's making his grand entrance.
- Hey, model! Hey, Cicciolina!
- Cicciolina is here!
- Walkin' like a fuckin' runway.
- Didn't they have men's clothing in Italy?
- [all laughing]
Your boyfriend thinks you look good!
- Nice clown shoes, pretty boy! Hey, boy!
- The Italian women's section?
Hey, Cicciolina,
was there no men's section?
Ronald McDonald wants
his fucking shoes back!
[laughs]
[somber music continues]
[music fades]
What'd I tell you last time? Hmm?
- Yet here you are.
- [inmate 11] Goal!
- Where's the money?
- [inmate 12 groans]
- No idea.
- [Pedro scoffs]
The heist of the century
and you don't know where the money is.
You amateur. [chuckles]
[sighs deeply]
You have no idea what it was really like.
You get fucked by the Panther?
[Kevin] No.
I put him in a dilemma.
I ran off and didn't give a shit.
And your mom?
- [inmate 12] Penalty!
- I haven't heard from her.
[sighs deeply]
[sniffs]
Get those clown shoes off.
- [inmate 12] Goal! That's a goal!
- Chino!
- [inmate 12] Get back! Get back!
- [Pedro] Chino!
- [inmate 12] Get 'em!
- [inmate 11] Cover that side! C'mon!
[inmate 12] Offside! Offside!
- [inmate 13] Stay open!
- [inmate 12] Run! Cover this guy!
[grandmother] How has my little girl been?
[Ana] I'm okay.
- [grandmother] Did you sleep some?
- Yeah, some.
It's just that,
I never thought
I'd be visiting Kevin in jail, Ma.
[somber music playing]
[engine starts]
[indistinct chatter]
[Kevin] Forgive me.
How's Abuela?
[Ana] She's down south with Carlos.
She's fine.
[inhales shakily]
"Jail is somewhere for delinquents,
and you're not a delinquent."
That's what you told me. Do you remember?
And now, here I am.
I'm sure you can afford
to get a good lawyer
with whatever money you stole.
I have no money, Mom.
And Génesis?
[Kevin] She forgot me.
And you should forget about me too.
I'll get you outta here.
I have no idea how, but I'm gonna.
[tender music continues]
[bell ringing]
- [guard] Time's up. Visiting hour's over.
- [ringing ends]
[kisses]
Bye, kiddo.
Take care of yourself, okay?
There are your things, there.
[footsteps departing]
[bell ringing]
[prosecutor sighs] How is it that we still
have nothing on the Butchers?
[Bozo] Well, we know
they've been around for years,
but they have a legitimate business front
in the boss's name.
Him. Amador Robles.
On paper, he's a model citizen.
Pays his taxes
and even funds a kids' soccer team.
Not even an unpaid traffic ticket.
Well, clearly, they're professionals,
they're serious,
which is why we haven't caught them.
The problem is that Kevin's word alone
gets us nothing.
- We need actual proof, something real.
- Hmm.
[heavy metal music playing on headphones]
[cell phone vibrating]
[cell phone vibrating]
[music stops]
I'm so tired of driving
that fucking van every fucking day.
Is there nothing else I could take on?
Sure, there is.
You can load and unload the van.
[Russian] Are you punishing me?
Is this how it's gonna be?
Greyhound died on your watch.
Vulture died under your watch.
I've let a lot of your fuckups
go unnoticed.
[lighter flicks]
So either you change, or this house
will no longer be your house.
Go to your room, son.
[Pablo] Why?
That's how you treat your mother?
Get outta here.
I have to listen to him?
Is he my boss?
Listen to your grandfather.
Don't make him mad.
It's not worth it.
[footsteps departing]
[door slams]
[sighs]
[suspenseful electronic music playing]
POLICE
["Fall Out" by Naomi August playing]
- [ignition starts]
- [engine revs]
Knew better than to let you hurt me ♪
Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
Fell for your potential anyways ♪
You made it clear as day ♪
You were trying to hurt me ♪
You can believe your lies ♪
But clearly, you had no value in me ♪
- Oh ♪
- [music fades]
[Bozo] Prosecutor,
I'm tailing the Russian.
Just in case, I'm sending you my location.
[suspenseful music playing]
[cell phone vibrating]
[suspenseful music continues]
[heavy breathing]
[both moaning softly]
[water splashing]
[Bozo exhales deeply]
[indistinct chatter]
[exhales deeply]
[indistinct chatter]
[suspenseful music continues]
[music fades]
[Russian exhales slowly]
Do I know you from somewhere?
We've crossed paths?
Don't think so.
I'd remember that.
You think?
[Bozo] Mm-hmm.
And why is that?
I don't forget a face.
[suspenseful music resumes]
Do you like first-timers?
Depends.
On what?
Depends who it is.
[suspenseful music pulsating]
- [door lock clanks]
- [music fades]
[man] Identification?
Go ahead.
INTAKE
[sighs]
YOUR VISIT MAY BE RECORDED
[tender electronic music playing]
PHOTOGRAPHS UNDER SUPERVISION ONLY
OR FOR USE OF THE FACILITY'S AUTHORITY
VISITS 30 MINUTES MAXIMUM
All I wanted was to see you.
How is he?
He's healthy.
Kevin
Uh
Oh, now you're dumbstruck?
When the cops asked you about me
words just poured outta you.
I had the DA on my back.
And my family.
And the press.
- The lawyer told me if I didn't
- You're gonna blame your lawyer?
Seriously?
Now you're chillin' at home.
Fine as can be.
You sleep in your own bed.
[chuckles softly]
I envy you, Génesis.
What would you do?
I was the one who got kidnapped.
Did you forget that?
I'll call the prosecutor now
and confess if you want.
[inhales]
You want me to give birth in chains?
No.
No, I don't.
You won't always be in here.
[somber music playing]
You can be there for the birth,
if you want.
No way.
I asked around.
I think there's a privilege you can get.
We could welcome our baby into the world.
[hopeful music playing]
And how do I get it?
Don't get into any kind of trouble.
[kissing]
I love you, princessa.
I love you too, Baby Bandito.
[chuckles softly]
- ["Downtown" by Naomi August playing]
- [kissing]
[heavy breathing]
I need deliverance ♪
If you want to come ♪
- And set me free ♪
- [sniffs deeply]
- There's no forgiveness ♪
- [sniffs deeply]
For the way you're touchin' me ♪
I've been waitin' ♪
My body's achin' ♪
Spark that lighter up ♪
Tonight, we're blazin' ♪
Do you wanna go downtown ♪
See the city lights
The red-light district? ♪
Do you wanna go downtown? ♪
Do you wanna go downtown ♪
See the city lights
The red-light district? ♪
Do you wanna go downtown? ♪
[music distorts]
[muffled] I know you're greedy ♪
But I'm feeling sexy ♪
And I'm feeling giving ♪
[music fades]
[dramatic sting]
So they sent the faggot cop
to try and catch the faggot?
[Bozo breathes anxiously]
[unsettling music playing]
- [music intensifies]
- [Bozo breathing heavily]
Relax. We can talk about this.
We can talk.
[Bozo groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
- [door opens]
- Freeze! Police!
- Police!
- Put your hands up! Drop the weapon!
[dramatic music playing]
[heavy breathing on video]
[prosecutor] Your brother and your husband
planned the airport heist
because they were planning
to leave Chile to run off together.
[heavy breathing continues]
We thought it was best
if you found out directly from us
before this becomes public.
We can grant you immunity
if you cooperate.
[suspenseful music playing]
Take the time you need to decide.
[distant car horn blaring]
[suspenseful music continues]
Send him in.
[door opens]
[Natalia] My family
opened its doors to you.
[inhales]
How could you do such a thing?
And with my brother.
[Russian sighs]
I don't even know who I fell in love with.
[inhales shakily]
What I can say
is that I will not have any part of this.
[sighs]
Here!
- [dramatic music playing]
- Here's all the information.
About who he really is and claims to be.
Daniel Zapata.
Alias "the Russian."
A fucking fag!
A two-timing son of a bitch!
A lapdog! A traitor! A maggot!
- A lowlife!
- [dramatic sting]
Easy. Relax. Relax.
Okay. I swear, I'm not
No! No! Unhand me!
Let me go, fucker! Let me go!
Release me. Release me! I'll cooperate.
Listen to me. I wanna cooperate.
I'll cooperate with whatever you need.
Get off of me, I said! I can help you!
[Russian breathing heavily]
[somber music playing]
[distant clanging]
USE SAFETY EQUIPMEN
- [indistinct chatter]
- [laughing]
[inmates whistling]
[unsettling music playing]
[Pedro] All right.
Let's see. Do you wanna work?
Get the tools right over there,
then come back over here. Hmm?
[music continues]
- [indistinct chatter]
- [inmate 1] What's up, motherfucker?
Okay, now remember,
this needs to be a smooth surface
like that one, all right?
[inmate 2 whistles] Hey!
Bring the hammer over here already!
[Pedro inhales deeply]
[sighs deeply]
My son is not here alone.
What happens to him
happens to me.
You got kids, Russian?
Hmm?
Yeah.
You do.
[tense music playing]
So you know the lengths
a father's willing to take
to protect his own son, hmm?
[tense music building]
[music swells]
[music fades]
[inmate 1] Hey, Nachito. How's it going?
[showers running]
[Nachito] Dude, this soap
is fucking bullshit.
It really is shit. Damn.
You'd think they could give us
at least that.
[guard] All right, all right!
Let's go! Let's go!
[foreboding music playing]
[music fades]
[distant indistinct chatter]
[tense music playing]
Dad?
[dramatic sting]
Dad?
[Kevin exhales shakily]
[gasps]
Dad!
[panicked breathing]
Dad!
[mournful music playing]
[Génesis inhales shakily]
- [groans] Ooh.
- [knocks on door]
[distressed breathing, groans]
[mother] Breathe.
- [whimpering ragged breath]
- [mother] Breathe.
That's it.
- Breathe.
- [whimpers]
- It hurts.
- [mother] There, there.
- Relax.
- [Génesis breathes sharply]
[labored deep breathing]
[somber music playing]
[Russian screaming]
- [screams echoing]
- [dramatic music building]
[Russian's screams echo]
[music swells]
- [man] Kevin Tapia.
- [music fades]
[intriguing electronic music playing]
[man] You're gonna be a father.
[reggaeton music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[Génesis sobs] Where's Kevin?
[nurse] I was told he's on his way.
[distressed breathing, whimpering]
I have to wait for his dad.
[groans in agony]
[reggaeton music continues]
[woman] Good morning.
Kevin Tapia?
[pulsating suspenseful music playing]
So the team and I
have been waiting for you.
Would you be able
to take off his handcuffs, please?
We're not authorized.
Gentlemen, this is a medical center.
We believe that the moment of birth
should be respectful
for both the mother and father.
So, kindly,
remove the handcuffs, please.
- I will watch over him for you.
- We don't have the clearance.
[pulsating music continues]
[Kevin inhales]
[Mística] I'll be waiting
to escort you out then.
[music building]
- [music stops]
- [baby crying]
[baby crying]
[crying]
[baby crying]
[baby coos, gurgles]
[Génesis chuckles]
[chuckles]
[soft ethereal music playing]
[cries softly
[baby chattering]
[inaudible]
[dramatic music playing]
[music building]
[dramatic music swells]
[gunshots ricocheting]
[guard] Alert the guards downstairs!
[dramatic music ends]
[breathing anxiously]
[reporter, on TV] Kevin Tapia,
better known as "Baby Bandito,"
after being granted special permission
to leave prison
for the birth of his child,
has escaped the authorities yet again.
Police have deployed forces nationwide
in search of him.
It should be noted
that Kevin Tapia is the only detainee
[somber electronic music playing]
- [dramatic sting]
- [music fades]
[reggaeton music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[music fades]