Bad Monkey (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

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[motor rumbling]
- [Dragon Queen panting]
- [pounding]
[shouts]
[Keith] It is a cliché,
but when you know
you're about to meet your maker,
sometimes your life really does
flash before your eyes.
[Gracie's mother] Gracie.
Gracie, you ready?
One, two, three!
[chuckles]
- [horn honks]
- [pants]
They will tell you
the bottle took your mom.
It's not true.
She died of a broken heart.
We both need to face what we have lost.
[breathes sharply]
Hey, where you running off to?
How you gonna take over for me
if you don't let me teach you?
Ya-Ya, I love you,
but I don't want to be Dragon Queen.
I gotta go.
You say you love me.
I do love you.
[breathes sharply]
It's just vacation's over.
Hey, where are you going?
I hope you choke on your lies.
- Gracie.
- I hope you die.
I hope you die.
I ready.
Okay, then.
"Ebo," that's the Yoruba word
for sacrifice.
And you will sacrifice.
You'll wear white for one year.
The sunlight won't touch your skin,
and other than me,
you won't speak to another soul.
You will feel alone
[pedestrians laughing]
but your power will grow,
and you will emerge a queen.
[car stops]
[door opens, closes]
Fuck. [breathes heavily]
[gun cocks]
[Eve] Bang, bitch.
It would be that easy.
It's a little dramatic, I know.
But that's kind of how I roll.
Very smart of you to bang Egg,
but because we couldn't use him
to grab you,
it gave my Nicky a chance
to prove that he is still a badass.
Hey, what's got one thumb and can still
kidnap the shit out of women?
This guy.
Babe, come on. That was-- That was funny.
- Go.
- [Nick] All right.
Well, have fun with the witch lady.
Okay. What are we doing?
Is this a staring contest?
I guess you win.
None of this is gonna go
the way you want it to.
Ooh. Very spooky.
Your voice is incredible.
It gets resonant when you get threatening.
Have you had, like,
vocal training or some--
- I'm sorry. I'm an actress, so--
- What you want?
Uh, well, I took your advice,
and I asked around about you.
Mixed reviews. Honestly,
some people are terrified.
They're like, "If you cross her,
you're gonna die."
And then others think
you're completely full of shit.
So, who knows?
I'd tell you to ask around about
what happens to people who fuck with me,
but none of them are around anymore.
Do we understand each other?
- We do.
- Cool beans.
I think you could really be helpful to us.
So, if you want in, come find me.
I hope you take me up on it
because I just really don't
have that many girlfriends.
I believe that.
Sassy. I love it.
[Keith] Gracie was mostly mad at herself.
See, her real magic power
was reading people,
and with Eve, she had missed pretty bad.
It would never happen again.
Stakeout, getting coffee for my friend
I'm talking stakeout ♪
Yeah. My man.
Whoo!
I just wrote a hot new song
called "Stakeout."
- Would you like to hear it?
- Nope. Why the fuck are we here?
Mendez's wife said his cat's in there.
You know, Persians are prone to
getting these nasty eye infections.
- Who gives a shit?
- Sorry, I'm just relaying to you
what she said to me.
I thought you'd want to know.
Mendez is on the run. You really
think he'll risk it all for a fucking cat?
Well, he loves this thing
more than he loves his wife.
And those are her words, not mine.
Now, I'm sorry,
'cause I know you get mad when
I relay to you what she said to me,
but he'll be here. I got a hunch.
You and your fucking hunches.
You can't stop me
from believing in myself.
[Keith] What bothered Ro
the most was that,
for once, Yancy actually
deserved the apology he was waiting for.
I'm sorry for getting you
arrested for murder.
There it is.
As much as I like hearing it,
you needed to say it.
I got scared. It's not an excuse.
I just-- I fucked up.
- Hey.
- No, I got lost for a second.
Stop. We're fine.
You're a good friend.
You wanna know what my problem is?
- Which one?
- Really?
My problem is I try to do the right thing,
but in the wrong way.
That's actually true.
Thank you.
Will you also admit that
sometimes my hunches are right?
Son of a bitch.
Hi, Mendez.
Oh, fuck.
I wouldn't.
Pat him down.
Fuck!
- This feels a little bit more special
- You mother--
because I'm currently not
a police officer.
Listen, can we just--
can we please just go in there real quick?
I gotta make sure that my cat's okay.
You know, I already called
ahead and had her put down.
- Wait, what the--
- I didn't. I didn't.
- That's not even nice to joke about, man.
- You're right. I'm sorry.
- [groans]
- Let's go.
- I feel like I should drive.
- No, it's my car.
We have a dynamic.
You shouldn't mess with it.
I drove us to the vet's office.
You didn't say shit.
Well, I wanted to say something,
- but we had other issues.
- Get in.
- Come on, Ro, you know how this works.
- [groans]
I drive and talk all I want,
you pretend to hate it
but secretly you love it.
Bro, I'm driving. I gotta call Sonny.
[phone rings]
Hey, how's our friend?
[Rosa] Good, good. He's resting.
My friend Brad's a surgeon,
and he fixed him up.
So, don't worry,
he's not gonna call the cops.
Why would he call the cops?
Because you have to when someone comes in
with a bullet wound.
Huh. I didn't know that.
Hey, Ro, did you know that the doctors
are supposed to call the cops
- if there's a bullet wound?
- Of course I fucking know that.
Well, Ro just lied and said he knew it.
He doesn't know it, yet he
just makes it [speaks indistinctly]
[Keith] It was the worst time
for Natalia's favorite
unicorn hair clip to finally turn up.
You have no idea the shit
that Neville told me about Nick Stripling.
He just kept talking.
He would not shut up about him.
God, it's only eight in the morning
and it already is a great day.
Plus, I was feeling really inspired
and creative this morning,
and I wrote a new song.
- [grunts]
- [Rosa] Yancy?
- [yells]
- [Rosa] Yancy?
- [Yancy, Mendez grunting]
- [Rosa] Hello?
- [Mendez grunts, groans] Fuck off!
- [strains]
[grunts]
- Ro, are you all right?
- Go. Get him.
- [gun fires]
- [groans]
[gun fires]
Where'd you get the gun?
Well, you gotta love Florida, man.
This gentleman behind me,
he just lent me his.
Hey, Yancy, how do you think
this is gonna work out for you, man?
I'm better at this shit than you are.
Put your gun down.
We don't have to find out.
[Donald] Drop it.
[Keith] It was the last person
Yancy ever expected to see.
Donald? Is that you?
Put the gun down.
No, I'm a cop.
He's a bad guy, Donald.
They fired me because of you.
The only thing I could get
was security at this parking lot,
and they don't even
let me in the little hut.
In all fairness, Donald, only management
should be allowed in the goddamn hut.
- [groans]
- Keep your gun on him.
[Mendez]
You listen to me very carefully, kid.
I am a cop.
That guy is a piece of shit.
He got you fired.
But in your heart,
you know who I am, Donald.
- I already called the cops.
- Great. Good job.
Donald. Keep your gun on him.
[whimpers]
[groans]
Marco.
[groaning]
[Yancy] You were supposed to say Polo.
- Donald? You all right?
- Ow! Did we get him?
You got him, big man.
[sighs] Oh, good.
[Keith] Over on the St. Johns,
Jim and his annoying neighbor
actually found themselves
agreeing on something for once.
[squawks]
Sebastian said it best, three's a crowd.
[sighs] Man,
I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Well, son, if you don't know
where you're headed, I certainly don't.
Should I take the car and go find her?
Yeah. Sure.
[Keith] Jim hoped
that would buy him some peace,
- but he had a feeling it wouldn't last.
- [Jim sighs]
Oh, good. You're back.
Yeah, she, uh
She had the car keys.
She probably didn't get too far.
Boat was almost out of gas.
[Keith] Jim was right.
After drifting to shore a few miles ahead,
Bonnie was still drowning in guilt.
She thought about
feeding herself to an alligator.
It felt so dramatic
it was like it was from a book,
and she really liked that.
Then again, she just couldn't
wrap her head around
being dragged under a log and left there
to drown and be eaten later.
Bonnie wasn't the only one
at a crossroads.
The Dragon Queen was weighing Eve's offer.
She usually trusted herself
to make quick decisions,
but this one felt different.
It's me.
[Eve] I have to say,
I knew that you were gonna be back.
So, here is a check
[sighs] for 50 grand.
Think of it as a little deposit
on the property if you want it.
Look at you,
acting like this is a tough decision.
[chuckles]
I have a magic power too.
I can read people and you remind me of me.
You want a beautiful life,
and you'll do whatever it takes to get it.
Tell me I'm wrong.
[Keith] Gracie had crossed
plenty of lines already,
but she had never sold her soul before.
[sighs]
Girl, I have to tell you.
You, no joke, have the most beautiful skin
that I have ever seen in my entire life.
White girls always
feel the need to say that.
So pretty. Such a bitch.
Finally, a compliment.
Let's walk by my house.
I have a little present for ya.
Come on, bitch.
[Keith] Once he got patched up,
Neville downloaded everyone
on what the developer
he knew as Christopher had been up to.
Then he showed 'em a picture that
Dawnie had taken for him that very morning
of Nick Stripling
In Andros. Alive.
Take all this to Sonny.
Even he can't fuck it up.
Remember how I said you owed me one?
- I feel like we're even.
- [Yancy] 100%.
It was actually all pretty painless.
- I got shot.
- Me too.
But I'm fine, so painless for me.
It's all perspective.
I got your cheeseburger.
Now, everybody out.
Hey, we're cheering him up here, Monte.
He's the one who texted me,
"Get them the fuck out."
- [Rosa chuckle]
- [Yancy sighs]
- All right, I love you, Ro.
- Bye.
"Love you too, Yancy."
I'll say it for him. Make it easy.
- See you later, guys.
- Thank you, Andrew.
[Yancy] Stakeout
Ro got shot on a stakeout ♪
Where's that burger?
Ya-Ya.
Ya-Ya. Come out.
[Keith] Eve's gift was a good one.
You don't complain about it,
but I know your hip does bother you.
Where you get this?
I sell James' land.
This just the beginning.
Our lives could get a lot easier.
I didn't know our life was hard.
I just mean that with this money
we can do a lot of good.
You always say you hate to charge
when people really sick.
Maybe now we don't have to.
I like that.
- [chuckles] I sit.
- [chuckles]
[Ya-Ya groans]
This, you turn on.
Forward.
Forward. [gasps]
[clicking tongue]
[Ya-Ya] Someone want to go for a ride?
Come on. Come on.
- [squeals, chuckles]
- [chattering]
[Keith] Ya-Ya's face washed away
Gracie's shame for a moment
It suit you.
I proud of you.
[Ya-Ya] Whee!
[Keith] but only for a moment.
[Ya-Ya chuckles]
[seagulls squawking]
[Keith] Even though
he was hemorrhaging cash,
Evan was confident
he'd still sell the house.
He needed new shots for his website,
but he just couldn't get back
far enough to capture all its glory.
[door closes]
Hi, neighbor!
Fuck.
Hey, dude, what's going on?
Glad to hear you're not a murderer. Whoo!
By the way, I haven't hurt any animals
in a really long time,
in case that's what you're wondering.
There's a big ass spider.
I haven't even touched it
because it's the size
of a fucking Frisbee.
Um, please don't hit me, dude.
You know, you have the most punchable
face I've ever seen not on a golf course.
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
I'm not gonna hurt you.
Okay. Whew.
I'm a three handicap, by the way.
You know, when I get my badge back,
I'll make friends
with a fellow civil servant,
and once I point out to him
all of the code violations,
you're gonna be hit
with so many random inspections
and expensive fixes and just piles
and piles of red tape that,
not only are you never gonna be able
to sell this piss-yellow shit box,
you're gonna wish that you never even
bought the damn thing.
[Keith] Evan already did kinda wish that.
Great to see ya.
[Keith] Yancy was excited
to get back to the station.
Bobby, best head of hair in the precinct.
Looking good.
Craig, how's your son?
Oh, well, you know,
he left college and moved back home.
Turns out he's neurotypical.
Just doesn't want to talk to us.
[Keith] He was
not as excited to see Craig.
That's another matter altogether.
Craig, it's a pleasantry.
The correct answer is, "He's fine."
[Craig] Fine. We'll see.
Oh, man. Craig is still awful.
[groans] No shit.
I have to wait till he leaves his desk
to get coffee.
Well, here is the whole case
wrapped in a bow.
Wow, this is a real report.
I even spell-checked stuff.
I'll have the Feds take a look at it.
Okay?
Great. And the corroborating witness
in there, Neville,
he would be happy to talk to anyone
before he went home to Andros
because he definitely did not
come into the country illegally
and he is not
currently fishing at my home.
[chuckles]
Look, I know I'm a broken record on this,
but do you think
this helps me get my job back?
If this pans out, I can't see why not.
That's what I wanted to hear, Sonny.
Thank you.
Oh, good news. Craig is gone,
if you still need that caffeine fix.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- All right.
[Keith] Neville was actually done fishing,
but he was told to keep at it
for at least 12 more minutes.
[Yancy, Rosa panting]
- Well, that was a--
- Mmm.
that was a fun way to celebrate.
I mean, I guess we could have gone out
for ice cream, but I preferred this.
[chuckles] Okay, you're ruining it.
[chuckles] Where are you going?
Sonny said it'll be easier to reinstate me
if the county commission sees
that I am doing my food inspector job.
And, you know, even though
it's not usually my style,
I kind of figured, uh,
I'll just play the game a little bit more.
Yeah, I guess I should go to work too.
Well, no matter what else happens,
this was the best part of my day.
Do not try to be romantic.
It's not your thing.
Understood.
Excuse me? Where's my goodbye kiss?
Talk about sending mixed messages.
I mean, was this just
kind of a casual hookup?
Are you my steady girl?
[chuckles] Shut up.
[Yancy moans]
How about we just have
fun and not talk about it?
Yeah. Stop talking about it.
Let's just have fun.
[chuckles]
Hey, I'm really glad we can keep this
casual and not make a big thing out of it.
I'm gonna text you in about ten minutes.
If you don't pick up, I'll just
assume you're dating someone else.
[chuckles]
[Keith] Rosa wasn't even sure
she wanted to be in a relationship,
but she did know she was happy.
Nick, on the other hand,
just wanted to get his most important
relationship out of the toilet.
Come on, honey.
Will you look at this shit?
Remember what the Bible says
about forgiveness, sweetheart.
- Thanks, baby.
- Of course.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[Eve] You know
what I can't stop thinking about?
[breathes heavily]
That Dragon Queen lady's skin.
She's gonna help keep the locals in line,
but we still have so much shit to do.
We definitely need to figure out
what to do with this Yancy guy.
He's got a real porn star vibe.
He just keeps coming.
Babe, I just made a really funny joke.
Where the fuck are you?
I'm sorry.
Come on, Tilly.
Let's go. [groans] So lame.
[Keith] As Caitlin drifted further
and further away,
Nick was grateful that,
for today at least, his wife
didn't feel like talking to him either.
[Dragon Queen] Hey, you. [sighs] I bored.
Play hooky, and come to the beach, man.
I finished folding the halter tops--
Run into town, Drea.
Get us two switchas, hmm?
[sucks teeth]
That girl was a little bitch to me.
I saw you yesterday
with that developer lady.
Relax, man. I sell her a piece of land.
Drea told me you stole that land
from her family.
I said she was crazy.
Tell me I'm not a liar.
I don't have to tell you shit.
Talking trash about me.
Uh-uh. Don't try and turn it.
The reason I can call you out is 'cause
we have known each other for a long time.
When you went through
your initiation or whatever,
I was the only one who stayed around.
Did I forget to thank you for that?
Oh, come on, Gracie--
Don't bother calling me Gracie no more.
I am the Dragon Queen.
[Brennan] Go away.
I can't believe you're trying
to fucking close me down again.
If I'm being honest with you,
I'm shocked you're shocked.
I mean, we walked into that kitchen.
- Those rats don't even scurry anymore.
- [sighs]
I mean, maybe my mind's
playing tricks on me,
but I'm a tall man,
and one of them got up on its hind legs,
and I swear we were eye to eye.
Yeah, I've seen that one. He's mean.
He's not even their leader.
The fact that we're talking
about a civilization of rats
that has flourished in your kitchen
is sign enough
that it's probably not a great idea
for you to be in the restaurant business.
That's actually a strong point.
Just get everyone
the fuck out of here, please.
- [Pestov] Hey, Yancy.
- Pestov.
How's it, man?
Found this bottle cap in my chowder.
Well, you got the good batch.
Rest easy. I'm shutting him down.
No, no, no. You can't.
Madeline is having a memorial service
for Phinney.
For Pussy Magnet?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Keep it open.
[Pestov] Please.
[Keith] Yancy couldn't figure out why
Pestov gave a shit about
Madeline's memorial service.
[Madeline] No way.
Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, actually I was just here for-- Okay.
- [groans]
You are welcome.
I am so sorry for your loss.
Thank you. [groans]
[Keith] Some puzzles solve themselves.
- Love you.
- I guess we all grieve in different ways.
Please do us a solid. Just keep him open.
I'll clean up like crazy tonight.
Tomorrow morning at the latest.
You can count on me.
No, I can't.
I don't actually think that
anyone could or should count on you.
But fine,
I guess part of playing the game
is letting anyone stay open
that lets Sonny eat for free.
So you go and enjoy celebrating
the life of the last man
that your girlfriend fucked.
- Spasiba.
- Yes.
- I owe you one.
- Okay.
- Yancy, put it here. Thank you.
- Yeah?
I'm gonna politely pass
on touching your hand.
Okay. [whistles]
And I'm still-- That's a no for me.
A big no.
[Brennan] Okay.
[Keith] If Yancy could drag
his tired old ass back to work,
Rosa knew she could too.
What's the story?
Six years old.
Parents had a barbecue, got so drunk,
they forgot he was in the pool.
[Keith] Besides, deep down, she knew
this vacation from her life had to end.
[sighs]
[sighs]
Okay, dime lo. What's going on with you?
I just don't-- I don't--
I don't think I can do my job anymore.
Then quit.
[chuckles]
You wanna tell Mami that I'm quitting?
Hell no.
Ay, Mami will be fine.
You should have done what I did.
Be a complete fuck up your whole life,
and they never expect much from you.
That's actually pretty smart.
I know, right?
It's okay. I can be the golden child now.
I'm s-sorry?
You think you can just come in here
and take my crown?
I'm on TV, bitch.
You know, Dad already has been
telling everybody he sees.
Even strangers.
- Hmm.
- [chuckles]
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Just take care of yourself.
Okay?
I got you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Love you.
[chuckles]
Okay, listen, change of subject.
I need a new on-air name.
"Mel with the Weather" sucks.
Yeah, you need something original.
Yeah, like, fly and shit.
But, like, classy.
What about Miami Mel?
So, I'm a stripper now?
[chuckles]
[Keith] Yancy wasn't surprised
that the two hours he worked
felt like a week and a half.
He hoped a drink would help.
- Mmm. Want some wine?
- Yeah.
You know, Bonnie, most accused
sex offenders I know call first.
- Not the smart ones.
- Aha.
- So, I took a shower--
- Of course you did.
And I saw some sulfate-free shampoo,
so I assume that Rosa has curly hair.
No. That's actually just
some shampoo that I bought
'cause I smelled it
and sometimes, I like to smell pretty.
Oh.
Why are you here?
Yesterday I tried to feed myself
to some alligators.
Okay, you're not answering my question.
You're just saying things.
Andrew [sighs] I'm tired of running.
I just find myself in the same place,
with some unimpressive, self-important man
that I give everything in my life to
so I can feel safe for a while.
Well, if that's about me,
I take issue with it.
I mean, unimpressive, sure,
but I don't really think I'm important.
You know I'm not talking about you.
You know, you never
wanted anything from me.
I want you to be happy.
I fucked up with Cody.
You know, the only thing that I even
remember is that he made me feel special.
Why do I always need to feel special?
All right, you're gonna
get the pickle speech.
[chuckles]
So, when I was a kid,
my dad would say to me,
"If you screw up,
the easiest path is to lie,
you know, run away, anything
you can possibly do to get out of it.
But that never works,
because the way that you feel about
yourself, that sticks with you forever."
Bonnie, the only real way
out of this thing
is to be accountable for what you did.
I hate that speech.
So did I, but it works though.
Your hair really does smell pretty.
Well, thank you. I do that for me.
Goodbye, Andrew. [sighs]
I would probably get more emotional,
but that's the fifth time
you've said goodbye to me.
I'll see you soon.
[Keith] And just like that,
she was gone for now.
No. She say her father
had promised the land to her,
and he'd never sign over the deed.
My granddaughter would never do that.
If you just talk to this girl,
Drea, she'd tell you that--
Asia, enough.
[thunder rumbles]
[sighs]
[Keith] There's no worse feeling
than doubting someone you love.
She couldn't help
but remember who Gracie used to be.
Try to get some sleep, okay?
The tea will help you.
Call me if you need anything.
Did she want a love potion?
How you know?
Most young people don't believe anymore,
but when they do come in,
it's always a love potion.
I didn't sell her no potion.
She just needed someone to talk to.
You have a beautiful heart.
If I do, you gave it to me.
[Driggs chattering]
[Keith] Bonnie wasn't quite ready
to be accountable just yet,
so she went to her storage facility
to be around her books.
The soul-searching happened by accident.
She didn't know that Agent Russell had set
up surveillance in all her usual haunts,
but she saw the camera eventually.
She knew it was time to own her sins.
And it was a speech
she'd given in her head a thousand times.
Okay, I'm here.
I came to a profound realization.
[Keith] It was her greatest performance.
She'd have been crushed
if she knew no one could hear.
[no audible dialogue]
Okay.
[Sonny] Hey, Yancy.
Sonny here, I'm texting you an address.
Get your ass there
but only if you like good news.
What a beautiful location.
You know, when you told me
we were meeting the Feds halfway,
I didn't know there would be
so much pomp and circumstance.
Just so you know, in my head,
you're pomp and you're circumstance.
[Sonny] The FBI reviewed your case.
I'm happy to be the one to do this.
Your gun and your badge.
- Congrats.
- [Yancy] Thanks, Sonny.
Either of you guys wanna jump in
on the congratulations?
- Nope.
- [Yancy] Well, that's hurtful.
Pomp, you used to be my favorite.
So, uh, what are we doing? What's next?
We're waiting.
Waiting for what?
[door opens, closes]
[Yancy] Okay. So, you must be important.
These guys just totally clenched up.
Did you see these guys clench?
Did you see their bottoms clench up
when you got out of the car?
I should go.
[Yancy] Look at that, more clenching.
- We'll see you, Sonny.
- [Sonny] Yeah.
- Detective Yancy, I'm Director Rhodes.
- Pleasure.
We share your belief that Nick Stripling
murdered Charles Phinney
- and Israel O'Peele.
- Yeah, that's a great start.
Let's keep it rolling.
We're pursuing the insurance fraud,
so we'd like to make sure we're
in a position to recover those assets.
Wanna get the money. I got it.
It does complicate matters
that our own agency
prematurely signed off
on him being declared dead.
Bad news, P and C,
she's definitely referring to you guys.
Unfortunately, Detective, we will not be
immediately extraditing the Striplings.
Are you serious?
They find out that you're fishing,
they'll just disappear.
I mean, this has to happen now.
I'm not debating you.
I'm telling you what we're doing.
What you're doing isn't good enough.
These guys are hurting people.
Go back to your life in the Keys,
Detective Yancy.
What if I don't?
Well, then you'll just be Mr. Yancy.
Fucknuts.
[Keith] Reality hit Yancy
like a ton of bricks.
For other people, it takes a few minutes
for reality to sink in.
So, I've got road trip-themed books,
plus water and snacks for the drive.
It's about 25 hours to Oklahoma, so I
think we should take turns picking music.
We're not going on a girls' trip.
You're getting arrested.
How about you shut the fuck up,
and I'll cuff your arms in front instead
of behind your back the whole trip.
[chattering]
[Dragon Queen] Why you wanted
to come see Mom today?
You been thinking about her?
[Ya-Ya sighs] Always.
I not mad with you, Gracie.
Okay.
'Cause that's usually something
people say when they mad.
I know you stole that land.
Your path have not been easy.
You lost so much.
I don't need to hear about what I lost.
I know everything I lost.
[Ya-Ya] Let me help you fix this.
I'll talk to the family.
We'll give the land back.
We can't do that.
It too late.
It's never too late.
Ya-Ya, trust me, it'll be okay.
You have stepped into the middle
of your own curse.
- That will be most difficult to undo!
- Ya-Ya! Enough! Stop!
[scoffs] You think I really
believe in all of this shit?
Come on.
Pictures in the sand, killing chickens,
putting curses on people?
Fucking curses? For real?
We can't make things happen
just by wishing them.
All we's do is take foolish people
money for our groceries.
That's all we ever done.
It's a show.
You don't really think that.
I do.
And you know what?
Really deep down, I think you do too.
You're wrong.
I am not wrong.
Maybe you tell yourself there's--
there's nothing wrong with it if it--
if it makes people feel better,
if it gives them hope.
Yeah?
But what does it give me?
Why I have to give my whole life
to some story that people
tell around a fire at night?
I tired of it.
Where is my hope?
- Or love?
- I love you.
You love me if I do what you want.
What about what I want?
I getting off this fucking island.
Will you love me then? Eh?
I will always love you.
Always.
But I fail you.
I sorry you don't believe,
but your magic is real and mark my words,
if you don't get off this path right now,
it will cost you your life.
[sighs]
Goodbye, my child.
You have no idea
how shitty my work was today.
[scoffs] Mine's worse.
I don't think it has to be a contest
but, uh--
but mine was much, much worse.
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
Come here.
[sighs]
[Keith] Misery sure as hell
does love company,
but that isn't always a bad thing.
Being alone though [sighs]
well, hard to find a bright side there.
Are you still moping around
in a freaking dark cloud?
I've literally done everything.
I'm sorry.
[Keith] Nick knew one thing for sure
I think it is time
that we took care of you.
[exclaims, chuckles]
[Keith] It wasn't smart to
stay on his wife's bad side for too long.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
[exclaims, chuckles]
[moaning]
I want pizza after. I want pizza.
I want pizza after.
[screaming]
[objects smashing]
[Egg] What are you doing?
[sighs] Nothing.
You wanna go out?
[exhales sharply] She gone.
We can stay in.
[both breathing heavily, kissing]
[door opens]
Hey, someone left this at my place.
It's driving me fucking crazy.
I'm Jim.
Hi. Rosa.
That's a strong entrance there, Dad.
Have a seat.
Not you.
[Keith] Yancy barely even liked
having his friends over,
so uninvited guests,
well, those were the worst.