Battle Through the Heavens (2017) s01e07 Episode Script

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Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
the day.
the day.
the day.
EPISODE 7 - For the Kill
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--The price has gone up again?!
--Wasn't it 100 yesterday?
--That's right! It was!
That's the price!
Take it or leave it!
--What the hell is this?!
--Yea, what's going on?
-Hang in there, buddy.
I'm going to get you some medicine.
But I've already used a bottle
of their Rejuvenating Elixir, but his wounds-
He's still bleeding!
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What?!
The price went up again?!
That's expensive!
--300 gold coins!
--That's way too much!
What's wrong with you guys?
It was only 100 gold coins yesterday!
Why has the price tripled so quickly?!
Your buddy's life is on the line,
whether you buy or not, is up to you.
This is highway robbery,
you crooks!
--Crooks!
Senior Brother,
don't waste any more money.
If we buy a second bottle,
we'll lose money on this trip.
Junior Brother, 
don't say that.
Please be generous
and make it cheaper?
Absolutely not!
I won't sell it for a penny cheaper.
--Crooks!
We can't afford to go on like this.
Try this, I bought some
Blood Clotting Powder from next door.
OK then.
U-Urghhh
Yaaarrrgghhh!
--Crooks!
Huh?
--What's going on?
--Check this out!
This healing effect is not like
your average Blood Clotting Powder.
--What medicine is this? It's really good.
Where did you get this?!
How much is it?!
The Xiao Family market.
99 gold coins.
--Xiao's Family market?!
-99 gold coins?!
--That's cheap!
--Hurry! Let's go!
--To the Xiao Family's Market!
--My Junior brother is saved!
Go, quick, hurry!
What's going on here?!
We have an urgent situation!
Go and inform Lord Jia Lie!
--Roger!
Don't relax yet!
The Jia Lie Family won't let up.
Super Herbs
Father,
our market share is slipping and we're losing ground.
Mmm?
Where did they get the money to buy their herbs?!
Cut the price of the Rejuvenating Elixir by half!
We'll start a price war!
-R-R-Report!
Hmm?!
R-Report, Patriarch, sir
The Mite'er Auction House has given the Xiao Family
the second batch of herbs we ordered!
Huh?!
Nngg
-What did you say?!
Ya Fei, that bitch!
M-Miss Ya Fei also said
the Mite'er Auction House will terminate
all business with the Jia Lie Family.
All previous commitments
are now null and void.
I-I asked,
why is she doing this.
Miss Ya Fei said
you know very well why!
Bring that bastard Liu Xi here right now!
--Miss Xiao Yu has arrived!
Eh? Hmm?!
Sister.
Huh?
Xiao Yu,
why have you come home?
I heard someone say Xiao Ning was injured.
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Family's
Eldest
Daughter
Xiao
Yu
I rushed back to buy some good bone-setting medicine.
Xiao Ning is fine.
Xiao Yan made some bone regenerating medicine.
I asked Xiao Xun'er to deliver it.
It's very effective.
Xiao Ning will take about seven days
to cure completely.
Xiao Yan?
Why is he being so kind?
Sister
don't trust that boy!
My arm
it was Xiao Yan that broke it.
Hmph!
Stop!
Don't you think our family has suffered enough shame?!
Hmph!
Look at what you've done!
How dare you try to take advantage of Ya Fei?!
You happy?!
Now that you've pissed her off,
how are we to get herbs from now on?
Tsk
Haiyah
Tsk
You've been yelling at me
for an hour now.
Feel better yet?
In fact, these are just
small matters.
You-
Here.
I have a secret recipe.
You don't need herbs from the auction house.
Just buy these outside the city
and you can still make a superior product.
It'll beat the Xiao Family's Blood Clotting Pill.
Heheheheheh
Hmm?!
But I have one condition.
You must bring Xiao Xun'er to me.
My personal taste in beauty has changed recently.
I'm no longer interested in the likes of Ya Fei.
I now like
-Hmph!!
Look here Liu!
Do you know who Xiao Xun'er is?
W-Who is she?
She's my future daughter-in-law!
Oh my!
That girl is a member of the Xiao Family,
you dare to touch her?
Shut up!
Sooner or later,
she'll be with the Jia Lie Family!
Do you hear me?!
Stay away from her!
Heh heh heh heh
Ao'er, tomorrow you'll take everyone
to the Xiao Family market and loot the place!
Father, 
I think that's a bad idea.
Why don't we let the alchemists fight it out?
Bad idea? What's bad about it?!
If you're a man, you should fight
to bring my daughter-in-law over to this house!
Yes, sir.
Why would the First Elder hold me back
from going after Xiao Yan, the little bastard!
They're just looking out for the greater good.
Both the Xiao and the Jia Lie families
are now fighting over business in the market.
It was only through Xiao Yan's connection with an Alchemist
that the Xiao Family was able to turn the tide.
So you all just tolerate him?!
Hmph!
I, Xiao Yu, don't give a damn.
When I see him,
I'll give him a good beating!
As a kid, he used to peek at me while I bathed-
Hmph!
Sis!
We're being surrounded.
--What the What's going on?
--What's happening? What's-
Oh my
you seem to be in my way!
Brother, are you okay?
Don't worry about me, sis.
Go and call the guards!
No, I won't leave you here.
Hehehehehe.
Sigh
Master, that old geezer insisted that I patrol every day.
It's been a few days now and nothing's happened.
--Young Master!
Bad news, a fight has broken out!
What? 
Where is it?
Jia Lie Ao?!
Hmm?!
Yargh!!
You little bastard!
Cousin? When did you get back?
Sis, let's deal with the Jia Lie Family first.
I know!
--Aiyo!
I was actually looking for you, Xiao Yan,
nice of you to come to me instead.
VACUUM PALM!
FLAME BLOWING PALM!
BLUE WIND SWIRLING FIST!
What Fighting Technique is that?
Is this really the same Xiao Yan
who's been a weakling for the past three years?
Patriarch, your son will be fine.
Ling Ying, is Brother Xiao Yan in trouble?
Yes, Miss.
An 8th-stage Dou Zhi against a 3-star Dou Zhe,
the odds are against him.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level; Dou Zhe = Fighting Practitioner = 2nd Level)
Young Miss is still so committed to Xiao Yan.
Hai
This is won't end well.
Xiao Yan, is this all you got?
Xiao Yan is in trouble!
Had enough?
Let me send you on your way!
Hmph! A futile effort!
(T/N: 螳臂挡车 or Táng bì dǎng chē, literally means 'A little mantis blocking a cart')
Out of the way!
Dammit Xiao Yan!
Heh heh heh
Heh heh heh heh
You're too late.
Brother Xiao Yan!
You're a dead man!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
Battle of the Orz
(TN: 蓝瘦 香菇 or lán shòu xiāng gū, literally says "Blue Skinny/Thin Shiitake Mushroom. It's a play on
phonetics for the phrase 难受想哭 or nánshòu xiǎngkū which means "Feeling sad and want to cry!")
Feeling sad
wanna cry.
Feeling sad
Young lady
what's your name?
-wanna cry.
What do you mean wanna cry?!
What's the matter?
Can you tell me about it?
I can do anything for you as long as
it's on the stage of Battle of the Orz!
I'm Xiao Yu.
So you're Xiao Yan's cousin?!
What's wrong with you?
I've been molested.
Who dares to be so bold?
How dare they molest you?
It must be Liu Xi.
Liu Xi!!!
Coming, coming, coming!
It wasn't me.
It really wasn't me!
You're the only dirty man in Wu Tan
if not you, the who?!
Guards! Take him out
and feed him to the dogs!
I don't even know this pretty girl!
There cousin, I've brought you justice.
Will you give me an appraisal?
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You've got it all wrong!
That wasn't the person who molested me!
It was Xiao Yan!
What?!
Xiao Yan?!
It's now time for the world's
most anticipated show of the year.
I am your host, Princess Yafei!
Goddess Ya Fei!
Xiao Yan seems like a decent man.
If not for Xiao Yu's revelation today,
we might not have known of his dark side!
So today, we'll discuss
whether Xiao Yan is a righteous person
or the devil incarnate?
Devil
Righteous
Xiao Yan is definitely righteous.
He's the male main character.
No, he molested his own cousin! 
He is the devil! The devil!
Let's hear what the Xiao Family thinks of Xiao Yan.
Battle of the Orz
First Elder, over to you.
The Xiao Family's finances have been in trouble recently, 
but Xiao Yan is still living an extravagant life!
The bottle of elixir he took
was worth 40,000 gold coins!
It's really heartbreaking!
Xiao Yan is womaniser!
Nalan Yanran is already the most beautiful woman
in the Yun Lan Sect, yet he is not satisfied
and dares he hit on Sister Xun'er,
and made a pass on my sister Xiao Yu!
Xiao Yan is ambitious and aggressive.
He almost killed a fellow brother 
by seriously injuring Xiao Ning.
Xiao Yan is definitely the devil!
It seems that Xiao Yan really is a devil.
Let's bring out our subject, Xiao Yan.
"Bring out"?
I'm already here.
--Xiao Yan! Devil!
I protest!
This is all slander and false accusations!
I'm innocent!
Mr. Xiao, what do you have to say
in your defence?
First of all, what First Elder Xiao said
about me living extravagantly is slander.
-Xiao Yan!
The fact that you took the Spiritual Elixir is proof enough!
I didn't slander you, did I?
Why is it your business if I took the elixir?
The Xiao Family is already overburdened.
But you still took this extravagant medicine?
How inconsiderate is that?
The Xiao Family is in ruins
because of First Eldest's financial skills.
I only get a hundred dollars
of pocket money each month!
How much can I possibly lose?
Besides, my father used his own money,
it wasn't embezzled, so why do you care so much?!
You! You! You!
My father bought such expensive medicine for me 
because I'm the future of the Xiao Family.
-Xiao Yan,
Why should you be the future of the Xiao Family?
I don't accept that!
You're the only one in the
Xiao Family's third generation who is useless.
H-How am I useless?
You can't even beat me,
so stop being a show-off.
This-
Xiao Yan, you act with evil intent!
The match should have been over,
but you kept attacking him.
Xiao Ning took forbidden medicine
and wanted a fight to the death!
Ah!
If I didn't fight back,
he would've killed me!
How are you qualified to be Elders
if you can't even see that clearly, har?!
--Xiao Yan has a point.
Viewers, you must sharpen your eyes.
Just look at the faces on these guys.
They're trying to discredit me with all their being!
Do NOT trust any of them!
Xiao Yan has been discredited for past six sessions.
It looks like he's going to fight back this time!
Wanna discredit me?
Ain't gonna be that easy.
-Feeling sad
wanna cry.
You little bastard,
you molested me!
I may have touched your breasts in the end of the episode
but it was unintentional.
I was saving your life.
I'm not talking about this time.
I meant the time you peeked at me while I bathed!
Peeking while she bathed?!
Finally we're at the best part of the episode.
The commercial break is short.
Please come back soon.
Co-produced by Tencent Video ReadWrite Group.
The 1st session of Q Version's Battle Through of the Orz show is now on air.
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Tell me the truth!
How many times did you peek?
I never did-
Xiao Yan is sitting in a special electric chair.
You're not allowed to tell lies on the Battle of the Orz stage.
If you do, you'll be electrocuted.
How many times did you peek?!
Just o-o-once-
How many times?
T-Twice-
Nasty
T-Three-
Shameless
F-Four-
Monster!
You'd better confess quickly,
your life bar is running out.
Please let me go
I can't remember how many times
How am I supposed to get married after this?
Brother Xiao Yan, I never thought you'd be like this!
Sister Xun'er, let me explain!
I don't want to hear your explanation!
I don't care how many times you've peeked at her.
What I want to know is why you kept peeking at her?
I can't control myself!
Is it because you like her?
I said I couldn't help it!
I was only one,
and she was three years old.
We were in a recession
and everything was simple.
They put us in the same bath.
How could I control it?
And there was no electricity.
He is telling the truth.
Now I'm relieved.
This episode didn't discredit me!
I don't care!
I don't care!!!
Battle of the Orz