Batwheels (2022) s01e07 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile reading]
A satellite dish.
This is just
what I need for my big plan.
Time for some
skyway robbery.
[laughing]
And not a single
Batwheel in sight.
Guess again, Quizz.
Guess? I never guess.
Because I know everything.
[laughing]
All right, let's catch
that copter.
[Bibi] Let's go! [whooping]
[Batmobile grunts]
[engines revving]
Come closer,
my turbo-boosting Batwheels.
You never were too bright.
[whirring]
[stuns]
Ah, my eyes!
[all screaming] Whoa!
-[Redbird] Oh!
-W whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, Bats!
[blades whirring]
[laughing] What a bunch
of crash test dummies.
[laughing]
What are you up to, Quizz?
Why'd you steal
that satellite dish?
I need it to help me make fools
out of everybody in Gotham,
and prove that I, Quizz,
am the smartest of them all.
We're smarter than any
wind-bag-of-a-whirly-bird.
Prove it.
Let's play
a little game of riddles.
Oh, how I love riddles.
If you solve it,
you can find me
and stop my plan.
Riddle me this, Batwheels.
Follow the questions,
and you'll have a wild chase.
But checking the time
-is how you win this race.
-Ow!
[Quizz laughing]
[grunts]
Hang on, I've got this.
Are you sure that's a Whoa!
-[all groaning]
-good idea.
[Redbird shouts]
[grunts]
Look, Quizz left us a clue.
It's a question mark.
And it looks just like
the ones on Quizz.
It's gotta be part
of his riddle.
[Batmobile] Right.
The riddle said,
we should follow the questions.
He meant follow
the question marks.
Come on.
Hey, come on. Let's go, Red.
Shouldn't we figure out
the rest of the riddle first?
Quizz is getting away.
We've gotta follow
the question marks.
[Bibi] Come on.
I'm coming.
[rock music playing]
Teasing is never nice
Unless it's your brain ♪
That's why a riddle's fun
When played like a game ♪
Get a clue, get a clue
Get a clue ♪
That's all you gotta
Do to play ♪
Have a think, have a think
Have a think ♪
Soon you'll be on your way ♪
Don't get discouraged if ♪
At first you're filled
With doubts ♪
Think about it long enough ♪
And soon you'll say
I figured it out ♪
Riddle me this ♪
Riddle me that ♪
Riddle me anything
You want to ask ♪
Riddle us one ♪
Riddle us all ♪
There is no riddle
That we cannot solve ♪
[gasps]
[Redbird] The dot has
a goose inside it.
Why would Quizz use a goose?
Follow the questions
and you'll have a wild chase.
What if it's
a wild goose chase,
which is another way of saying,
a chase that goes nowhere.
-What was that about a goose?
-What?
Oh. Nothing.
It's just that there's a goose
in these question marks.
[Buff gasps] You're right.
Hey, everyone, look.
The dot is a goose.
[Batmobile] Hey, it is.
-Who knew?
-It's a clue inside a clue.
That's so wanna-be-Riddler.
Quizz must be headed
for some kind of goose.
And there's only one
famous goose in Gotham.
The Golden Goose statue
in Gotham Central Park.
He's gonna steal it.
Actually, I was thinking
maybe the goose means
um, never mind.
You all seem really sure.
So, um, let's go.
[sighs]
[Batmobile] There's the statue.
Batwheels,
let's protect that goose.
-[Batwing] Ugh. [gasps]
-[Batmobile grunts]
-Whoa! [grunts]
-[squelching]
Oh, we're stuck.
-Ugh.
-It's getting in my flaps!
Come on!
Gross. It's a trap.
Hello, my good chumps.
Are you enjoying
my quizzly quicksand?
I have a sinking feeling
you are.
[laughing]
[all grunting]
-Ew! This is disgusting.
-What do we do?
Oh! I know. [whirring]
He's buff, tough ♪
[whirring]
Buff, tough ♪
-[clanks]
-[all exclaiming]
-Whoo! Thanks, Buff.
-[sighs] This was my fault.
I had a feeling the goose meant
it was a wild goose chase.
Why didn't you tell us?
I don't know.
You're all so cool
and confident,
and I get these ideas,
but I'm not sure
if they'll help,
so I keep them to myself.
Well, they definitely
won't help
if we never hear them.
But what if my ideas are wrong?
Sometimes they might be,
but you should never
be afraid to speak up, Red.
Your voice matters,
and we need you.
This is all very touching,
but we still need
to catch Quizz.
Red, do you have any ideas
about how to solve this riddle?
Follow the questions
and you'll have a wild chase.
But checking the time
-is how you win this race.
-[gasps]
[clock ticking]
Wait, you check the time
by looking at a clock.
So we can find Quizz
near a clock!
-Woo-hoo! Yeah! You got it!
-Great going, Red.
[Buff] Wait, this clock?
I don't think so.
He stole that really
big satellite dish
so he'd need a really big clock
to use it with.
-[clock dings]
-[gasps]
The Gotham Clock Tower.
[engine revs]
Let's go, Batwheels.
[Quizz] And now, with my
Mega Time Twister 3000,
I'll control all the clocks
in Gotham.
[laughing]
Let's play with time.
[electricity crackling]
[cuckooing]
[woman] Hurry, hurry!
It's time for school.
But it's still dark out.
Hey, what's wrong
with my watch?
[watch ticking]
[clamoring]
I thought I was early.
[clamoring continues]
Is it two o'clock
or three o'clock?
Yes, nobody knows
what time it is.
It's total chaos.
Two big belly bacon
breakfast burgers, please.
Sorry, clock says
you're too late.
We're not serving breakfast.
[screams] No!
[screaming and shouting]
-We're too late.
-To have breakfast burgers?
-No, to save Gotham.
-There's still time.
[Quizz laughing]
We just need a plan.
Oh, maybe I can fly
up there, and
No, he'll just blind you again.
Maybe we can sneak inside.
[Buff] Those doors
are kind of small.
I think I know what to do.
-We can
-What if
Oh, yeah? Just hear me out.
[sighs] I never mind.
[Buff] I'm delivering a pizza.
No, I've got to speak up
this time.
I have an idea.
-[Buff] I like pepperoni.
-I said, "I have an idea."
Sorry, Red.
We're listening.
Okay. Quizz thinks
he's the smartest
and knows everything,
right?
So let's use that
to outsmart him.
How?
We'll distract him
with a riddle.
I am so much smarter.
Look at them.
From up here,
they look like ants.
[Redbird] Hey, Quizz.
If it isn't the little,
red birdie.
What do you say we play
a game of riddles?
Really?
Finally, a fun Batwheel.
Riddle me this.
That's my line.
Uh, well, technically,
it's the Riddler's,
but I'm his ride,
so I get to use it, too.
[chuckles] Anyway, go ahead.
What's the only word
that's wrong
every time you say it?
Ha! That's so simple.
It's Wait a minute.
Why would you say
a word wrong every time?
You'd learn
how to say it right.
I don't understand.
I should get this.
It sounds so easy.
Do you give up?
This doesn't make sense.
I know every riddle there is.
-Wrong.
-What do you mean, wrong?
I do know every riddle.
-This is
-The only word that's wrong
every time you say it
is the word "wrong."
What? That's a trick.
No, it's a riddle.
But this is a trick.
Batwing, now.
[Batwing giggles]
Look what I got.
My Mega Time Twister 3000
mark 2
with additional power pack.
[shouts] No!
[laughs]
[blades whirring]
[Batmobile] Batwheels, now.
Ow!
Ooh, that's pinching.
Sorry, Quizz.
But your time is up!
[clock dinging]
[cuckooing]
[man] Ah, great.
Now we can get back to normal.
My watch is working again.
What do you know?
I just want breakfast.
Is that so much to ask?
Actually,
we are serving breakfast.
Yes!
Not fair, you cheated.
You're not smarter than me.
No one is smarter than me.
Gotham police are on the way.
Our job here is done.
[siren blaring]
Oh, time really flies
when you're having fun.
[cries]
I have a riddle.
Who's fast and smart,
and has lots of heart?
Even though he's little,
he solves every riddle.
-[Redbird honking]
-[all] Redbird!
[chattering]
Come on! We've gotta
rob that bank.
[Jestah] Before
the Batwheels get here.
That moolah is mine!
Not if I get there first.
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
[sneering]
-[zaps]
-[thuds]
All right, Batwheels.
Let's do this together.
[zaps]
-[engine revs]
-Ha!
[dramatic music playing]
Way to go!
-[panting]
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
-[quacks]
[engines accelerating]
[gasps]
[Batmobile] Activate Bat fence.
Okay, team.
Let's fence 'em in.
-[all gasp]
-Run for it!
[Prank] Time to dip.
Riddle me Oh, forget it!
I gotta go fast. [gasps]
[quacking frantically]
Great teamwork, Batwheels.
[Jestah] Those no good,
do-gooding do-goods.
Why do they keep winning?
Must be all those
wonderful toys.
They're certainly not
smarter than us.
Or, at least, me.
Are you sure?
Because they seem to solve
every riddle you give them.
Those were easy ones.
I know why they win.
'Cause they work together,
like a team.
You're saying we need
a lesson in teamwork?
Not me. I'm perfect already.
It's not my fault
I work with amateurs.
-What?
-How dare you!
[quacking ferociously]
-[grunts]
-[quacks]
-That
-[crashing]
is not teamwork.
Legions of Zoom!
Come to me.
[baseball charge playing]
[all laughing]
I thought you fixed this.
I keep telling you,
I work on cars,
not scoreboards.
They're like
two different things.
[sighs]
Now, my fossil-fueled felons.
There's a shipment
of Supermanium
due in at Gotham docks.
[gasps] Supermanium is the
strongest metal in the world.
In the universe, actually.
And I need you all to steal it
before it reaches
its destination.
Sounds easy. Where's it going?
To the Batcave.
The Batwheels are
picking it up tonight.
I'm out.
I used up all my bat puns.
Facing those bats twice
is beneath me.
Where are you going?
We got this,
Mr. Badcomputer guy.
We are going to beat the bats
the same way that they beat us,
with teamwork.
I don't care how you do it.
Just get it done.
[baseball charge playing]
-[alarm buzzing]
-Turn off screen.
-[baseball charge playing]
-[Jestah chuckling]
How am I supposed to do
a dramatic mic drop
if this broken screen
won't turn off properly?
[baseball charge playing]
-[growling]
-[Jestah giggling]
You heard him.
We gotta steal us
some super some thingium.
Supermanium.
That's what I said.
It's time for
a super villain heist.
And who might I ask
put you in charge?
I put me in charge.
The Batwheels got Bam,
and you guys got me.
[dinging]
Fine! If one of you
[scoffs] wants to do
all the planning and work,
and take all the responsibility
with the big Badcomputer,
then I won't stop you.
[clock ticking]
-No, I'm good.
-I suppose it's fine.
-You can do it.
-Okay.
Here's the plan.
See this metal box?
Imagine that
that's the super-whatever-ium.
-Supermanium.
-[Jestah] That's what I said.
These oil cans
are the Batwheels.
They're guarding it.
And these things over here,
that's us.
Uh, what's that?
Crash, pick up your hand.
-Sorry.
-[pops]
Once the Batwheels get
the super-whatsit-stuff
off the boat,
Prank will throw pies
in their face.
[exclaims] Boom, splat!
Then, when they can't see,
Ducky comes in
and cuts loose the container.
Ooh, I have the perfect
umbrella for that.
[quacks ferociously]
Okay, they're gonna
start chasing us,
so, Snowy, you freeze
their wheels with your
-[chuckles]
-ice maker thingy.
And with the Batwheels stuck,
we'll pass
the container around.
Ducky to me, me to Prank,
Prank to Snowy, Snowy to Quizz,
who flies off with it. Got it?
[all] Got it.
-Sort of
-All right.
Let's practice. Crash?
[humming]
[Jestah] You pretend
to be the Batwheels.
Wait, what?
[chuckling] Let's do this!
-[boings]
-[grunts]
-[splatters]
-[zaps]
Hey! Watch out. [quacks]
[humming happily]
-[splatters]
-[exclaims]
[quacking]
Put me down.
-[clangs]
-[quacking]
[Crash] When does
the attack start?
Stop it!
Bunch of selfish bad guys,
don't even know
how to work together.
Jestah, what is
the team's status?
Oh, it's good!
Super good. I mean,
almost too good, you know?
We're, like, such a fab team.
It's like, "Whoa!
Let's dial it down a notch."
[chuckles nervously]
[grunts] It's not that
I don't believe you,
but I don't believe you.
Maybe someone else
should handle this.
No way. Just you watch.
You'll have that
awesome metal in no time.
-[creaking]
-Listen up!
Nobody thinks we can work
together and do this heist.
[sighs] Let's face it.
We're just not a good team.
You're wrong. We are good.
We're good at being bad.
Let's just be bad together.
Crash, get into one
of those junk vehicles.
You're the Batwheels.
Huh? What?
Zoomers, let's show 'em
what we're made of.
They're the Legion of Zoom ♪
And they're
Meaner than mean ♪
The most criminal cars ♪
Gotham's ever seen ♪
The Batwheels
Better watch out ♪
Or they'll be overthrown ♪
'Cause the Zoomers
Are coming and they're ♪
Bad to the chrome ♪
They're the Legion of Zoom ♪
And they're
Meaner than mean ♪
The most criminal cars ♪
Gotham's ever seen ♪
The Batwheels
Better watch out ♪
Or they'll be overthrown ♪
'Cause the Zoomers
Are coming and they're ♪
Bad to the chrome ♪
We did it!
Oh, yeah! We're the best team
of baddies, ever. Right, Crash?
[Crash] Oh, boy.
[all laughing maniacally]
[ship horn blaring]
Look! It's the superma um,
supermix-a-lot.
It's Supermanium.
Hooked up and ready to go, Bam.
All right, great, Buff.
Now let's get this Supermanium
to the Batcave.
Time to beat those bats,
teamwork style.
Look out!
It's the Legion of Zoom!
Did someone order pie? [grunts]
Uh! I can't see.
What's going on?
Oh [quacks] Allow me
to help lighten your load.
They got the Supermanium.
-[zaps]
-[ice crackling]
[straining] Stop 'em!
[engines revving]
[zaps]
[engine revving]
-[quacking]
-[Jestah giggling]
-[Jestah grunting]
-Ugh.
-[clangs]
-[laughing]
Ugh. How are they beating us?
I think they're actually
working together.
-But they never do that.
-[tires screeching]
Wrong as usual.
We just did work together.
[laughing]
-[laughing maniacally]
-[engines accelerating]
[laughing]
-Did you see us?
-[zaps]
-Whoa!
-[grunts]
-[Prank] Dude, we did it.
-[Snowy] As a team.
We bested those Batwheels.
-[quacking]
-Fools!
I'm proud of ya.
You guys are the best
bad teammates ever.
Now, we can get this stuff
to Badcomputer.
Yep. It's the strongest metal
-in the entire universe.
-[angelic music playing]
Strongest
Metal
In the entire
Universe. [gasping]
-[music stops abruptly]
-[all] It's mine.
It's mine. [zaps]
-[clangs]
-Don't touch it!
-[crashes]
-[quacking]
Back off.
It's not any of yours.
It belongs to the boss.
And that's me!
[laughing maniacally]
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Get back here!
Where are you going?
Stop right there.
Hey, she's gonna
come back, right?
[groans]
I didn't need those
washed-up wheelers.
Why did I ever think working
together was a good idea?
Now I got the supermoon.
Supermode.
[Batmobile chuckles]
Supermanium.
Thank you. Yes. Supermanium.
Why can't I remember that?
Wait a minute.
[gasps] Legion of Zoom,
I need ya.
Where are Oh, right.
I betrayed them.
It's just me now.
Ugh, crud.
Batwing, watch the rooftops.
Bibi and Redbird,
block the alley.
Buff, get behind her.
-She can't escape.
-[engine revving]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[clanging]
[straining]
[groans]
Haven't you learned by now?
Teamwork always wins
in the end.
I tried that. I had a team.
But what's the fun if you
don't get to keep the prize?
[sighs] You don't
understand, Jestah.
The Batwheels
aren't just a team of heroes.
We're a team of friends.
Let's go, Batwheels.
Hey, Jestah.
So much for the teamwork.
Hey, guys, I was
so wrong to do that.
Just get these
wheel locks off me
and we can be a team again.
-After what you did?
-No way.
I don't think so.
[sighs] Come on, guys.
-I'm sorry, okay?
-[tires screeching]
[both laughing maniacally]
Just kidding.
We'll get these off.
Aw, thanks.
We're still the best
team of baddies.
Kind of.
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
The get bat, bat, bat ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪