Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e07 Episode Script

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- Previously, on
- Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"
If I have sexual chemistry
with somebody,
it's hard to not act upon it.
Right.
- We got Richie Hosein from
Long Island, New York.
[ shouting ]
- Let's get ----ed-up.
- Oh, are you bringing shots?
- My new girlfriend, by the way.
She loves me.
[ laughs ]
- Every interaction with these
guys is soul-sucking.
- Please put me down.
Please put me down.
I've never been handled like
that by a charter guest before.
- Ooh, I'm so sorry sorry.
- Just stop, you're ----ing
making a mess.
- Just checking on you,
you look stressed.
- Mm.
- Do you always
have a commentary?
It's pissing people off.
- Be rough with it.
Just try to, like,
slap it against
- Well, I don't wanna
be too rough,
because I don't wanna
scratch it.
I'm asking Ciara to help me
keep an eye on Parker.
I love hearing you
on the radio, very
- Really?
- sensual.
- Maybe Georgia's
flirting with Paget,
but I'm not affected by it.
- Okay, we're gonna
support each other.
- My chief stew is more
absent than my father figure.
- We're can actually
take out our anger
on the two other girls.
- Till death do us part.
- Copy that.
dude.
- Ladies, come on.
- Hey!
[ clapping ]
- Welcome aboard.
- Yamas!
[ cheering ]
- It's absolute insanity
on the boat right now.
- Can we get another round of
drinks for the girls, please?
- What the .
[ chatter, laughter ]
- Woo, go, baby!
- Oh this!
The guests are already horrible,
the girl's throwing up.
This is absolutely absurd.
This is mayhem.
- I got it.
- Got it?
- Keep them occupied.
- You sure? You got it?
- Yeah.
-
[ smoke alarm beeping ]
- I'm doing a shot.
- Gimme one
gimme one second here.
What the .
- These guys are
just out here trying
to live it up with the bros.
I don't care if they're rowdy.
They paid good money to be here.
They can do as they please.
- I need a f---ing
shrimp cocktail!
[ laughing ]
[ smoke alarm beeping ]
- Oh sh--.
- You want a shot?
- What the hell
is going on here?
These guys are out of control.
- Yes.
- it, I'm going
back to bed.
- Hey!
- Have her stay there.
Have her stay there.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay?
I worked at a Russian martini
and cigar bar for one night.
I had to move at a fast pace
and help the customers,
clean up, clean up, clean up.
Because every wrong move,
I'd get slapped on the hand.
- Thank you.
- This night reminds me of that.
- Hey!
- [ sighs ]
- More food?
- I can make you, like,
vegetables and hummous.
- You guys want anything else?
- I can make you,
like, vegetables and hummous.
- Chips and cheese, and
- I don't know.
- Yamas!
- G-dog!
Everybody hide, G-dog's
about to you up.
- I wanna make sure that
the guests are having
a good time, but there
is a line,
and certain things
will not be tolerated.
- They want more food.
- No, no, we're not
cooking any more.
I'll let them know.
They can't be breaking stuff,
they can't be mistreating
the crew.
Call me Captain Buzzkill,
I'm fine with that.
But I wanna make sure
that we bring you both
back to the dock in one piece.
- Captain!
- How is your friend?
- Do you want to go back?
- Uh, I'll check
with the other girl.
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Yeah, I think your friends
are ready to go soon.
- You can get
the off the boat.
- I think they're all
ready to go in five.
- Okay.
- More food?
- Here you go, man.
Dig in.
- Bye!
- Bye, guys, thank you.
- You're the best.
- Of course, of course.
Don't fall!
[ laughs ]
- Nothing but the boys left.
Look, they're gone.
- The bitches left?
- Thank you, we appreciate it.
- Of course.
- Yo, pass the food, cuz.
- you.
- Bring up everything
grilled cheeses, extra butter!
Pancakes!
- Oh, look at me, I'm Tommy.
Girls love me.
[ grunting ]
You stupid idiot.
- I'm going.
- Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Go to bed, night-night.
[ yawning ]
These charter guests
can eat a dick.
I'm being dead serious.
They need to be tranquilized.
- How did everything go?
I had to wake up Glenn.
- A girl got sick.
[ alarm clock buzzing ]
- Hey. Ooh.
- Not to them.
- How's everything going?
- Everything seems to
be going quite well.
I think everyone's
over their snark.
- And you feel good?
- Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
- Good job.
- Hi, Ciara.
- Morning.
- You hear anything
more about last night?
- Don't worry about
making it perfect,
because if they wanna treat it
like that, then, you know
then we treat it like children,
if that's the case.
I'm gonna have some
breakfast, and I'll be up.
- Oh.
- Hey, morning, Jen.
- Morning.
- Yeah definitely.
There's
- Yeah.
- Talking about this
charter specifically, or
- Yeah.
- Still finding glasses
from last night?
- Yeah.
- Morning, morning.
Anything interesting happen
last night after I went to bed?
- No. We're still finding bits
of cheese and pistachios, but
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- What's up-dog?
Please, just wake me up
next time.
I really need to be woken
up for stuff like this.
I feel bad.
I'm sorry you had to
go through that.
I wanna be there to
assess everything
that's going on with the guests,
and especially when
they're douchebags.
Yeah, keep sleeping.
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, keep sleeping.
- Where
what's the plan?
- So I figure we can take
all this stuff off,
bring the thingies
on one by one.
- Okay. Oh, that's
full of water, sh--.
- You want a piece of cheese?
- I'll take a piece
of cheese, thanks.
- Of course you'll take
a piece of cheese.
- Treating myself.
- Oof, yeah.
- Is it mature?
- It's very mature.
- It might help my situation.
I've gotta say,
Paget is very cute.
- Good, isn't it?
- Mm.
Good for Ciara.
- Hm?
- All right, guys,
it's ----ing 12:00.
[ snoring ]
- Can you do
something with this?
I don't like this.
- Yeah.
- And maybe go
through the cupboards,
when there's time, like now.
- Like, organize it?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- Okay, engines on.
You can start picking up.
[ anchor chain rattling ]
- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn,
anchor's in the pocket.
- Yeah, like, I did expirations
and all that, but
- Sometimes with the girls,
I feel like I have to
explain every little thing.
People who get
into stewardessing
should at the very bare minimum
be good at organizing.
If you can't do that,
you shouldn't be on the boat.
- Coming up
- I just don't feel like
I get any respect from you.
- Madison's like a child
pulling at your leg.
I don't have time to be
holding anyone's hand.
- I can't believe
- I can't believe
they're still not up.
[ yawns ]
- I think they're gonna
be sleeping quite late.
They don't even normally have
breakfast 'til 10, I think.
[ humming ]
- Hello.
- How's it going?
- Oof.
- Want champagne?
- There's nothing
else to do, huh?
Oh, my God, I've never seen
you just open it.
I don't even know if
he knows how to open it.
- Here they come.
- Need some drinks.
- Adam, guests are up.
- dude.
- That's my guy!
- Where's where's Jenna?
- That's what we--
- Who the is Jenna?
- Yeah.
- Georgia, Georgia
- Thank you, I'll be
right there.
- You going down for a bit?
- Yeah.
- Do you wanna wait
for breakfast?
- No. Let's get
the breakfast out.
- Can you get me an espresso
with cream and sugar?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- My nuts itch so bad.
- Stop scratching your nuts.
- Oh for 's sake.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
- Go for Madison.
- Can I get Madison up to
make some drinks, please?
- They need you
making drinks, babe.
- So the primary said
breakfast can come up.
- Let me start
doing breakfast
at 3:00 in the afternoon.
- Two o'clock breakfast,
I love that.
- Where do you need me, Jenna?
- Um, I'm doing it now.
- Do you want me to go
back to doing turnouts,
or what do you
- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Dude, like
[ groans ]
They called me up to
make the coffee.
- Oh .
- Like, if we didn't
do sh-- like that,
then, like, things
would get done quicker.
- I've got a relationship
with Madison,
but I'm trying to maintain
a relationship with Jenna.
So I'm really trying hard
to keep myself out of it.
I'm stuck between a rock
and a stick of dynamite.
- You can't handle
making their coffee?
- That looks beautiful.
- Can we drop the anchor?
- The warm stuff will
just be a second.
- Go ahead, let her go,
let her go.
- Oh, beautiful,
that's breakfast, yeah.
These can go out.
- Holy cow.
- Yo, chef's a lion, man.
- Those
those pancakes are fluffy.
- The fastest breakfast
I ever did.
- Glenn, that's three
at the water.
- Thank you, guys.
Deck, deck, let's the
tender ready to go.
- Copy that.
- We are close to a beach club,
if that's what you wanna do.
- That'd be great.
- We've got a caviar tasting,
if you wanna still do that.
- Oh, yeah, sure,
we're doing the caviar thing.
- In the meantime,
you wanna do some water sports
or stand-up paddleboards, or
- Yeah, honestly,
I'm more interested
in just getting ----ed-up.
- Is this considered
a water sport?
- If drinking was
an Olympic sport,
these guys would still suck.
I'm, like, trying to promote
the water sports,
and they're like, "No, is this
a water sport, drinking?"
- Jesus.
- Glenn, these guys
are gonna go to the beach bar
as soon as they can.
- Copy that.
- Copy that, I'll take them in.
- Yeah, Parker.
- You washing the blood
you washing the blood off?
- Nice!
- I'm the director of fun.
- You wanna be a member
of the naughty boys, I heard.
- I'm the pledge.
- The pledge.
[ laughs ]
- I'm pledging.
That is when
I'm most comfortable.
Be funny, be fun,
be appropriate, be caring
that's what cool people do.
- I love it, you're pledging..
- Look at how cute we are.
Well, this is what's
gonna help get me
through this, and you, too.
- I think it
- Because I hate them.
- Honestly, I've never been
so stoked in the galley.
- With Adam, I feel like
every day that goes on
brings us closer together.
But I hate having to wait
for the next crew night out
to have any time with him.
It's just really hard to be
so close to somebody
and not be able to act on
any of your emotions.
- Teaming up.
- Dream team.
- Teaming up.
- Dream team.
- Let's go to the beach bar.
- Nice shoes.
- Yeah, they're good shoes, my
----ing ex bought them for me.
- Water sports!
- Let's only put
glasses on here.
- Yeah, that's what I do.
- Ah!
- They're drinking, it's better
for me to stay with them,
and you with the boat.
Are you comfortable on the
- I I am not.
If you're worried about that,
you got me all wrong.
- Yo, we haven't seen no girls.
- Crickets.
- You know how to carry glasses
on a serving tray, right?
- Do you not think
I can do my job?
- Of course you can.
- Things could be
said a little nicer.
"You're doing all right"
would be nice once in a while,
especially from Jenna.
- You always hear me say,
"Do you want a cookie,"
and it's not because I'm
- No
- trying to be a dick.
It just means that we are
all busting our ass.
- I ----ing get it.
I don't want a ----ing cookie.
Just maybe, "Hey, that
looks nice."
That's all I want.
Like, why do I
- Well, you're not gonna get it.
- Ugh, like, I'm just physically
doing everything I can.
It's exhausting not to get,
like, any ----ing recognition.
- Jenna's the nicest chief stew
I've ever met.
- I really don't wanna
talk about it anymore.
- Sometimes I feel like
Madison wants a gold star
for just doing a basic task.
You did your job today,
you will get up tomorrow,
and you will do it again.
And hopefully, you'll do even
more than you did yesterday.
I promise you,
she's not all that bad.
And I'm not just saying that
because I wanna bone her.
- What the ?
[ shouting ]
- I've seen much worse.
She's like a godsend, compared
to many chief stews.
- I honestly prefer
if somebody has an issue
to talk to me directly.
- No, dude, all I was
saying was just, like,
I just feel like
I'm getting beaten down.
- I'm definitely getting
the sense that Madison
plays one way to my face
and runs around
to every other crew member
and complains about me
behind my back.
Why don't we just sit
and talk about this,
so I can actually get
your full attention.
- Okay.
- I know that it's frustrating
when you're a stew
and you're getting told things
all the time.
And I know that
I get my back up a little bit
when you get an attitude.
Some days, you're really
super perky and super happy,
and other days you're like, ugh,
eye roll, irritated, frustrated.
- I just don't feel like I get
any, like, respect from you.
I wanna feel valued,
and sometimes I don't.
And sometimes I feel
really ganged up on.
- I will try my best to give
compliments where I can.
But my primary focus
is the guests.
I don't always have time
to be sitting there
holding anyone's hand.
We are all doing a job.
Madison's energy is exhausting.
It's like a child who is
constantly pulling at your leg.
"Me want this,
me want attention."
I don't have time
to give it to you.
I can't say it to
you every single day, like,
"Great job, Madison."
It's not on my mind right now.
- Why is it so hard to, like,
give a little gratitude?
I think Jenna must have
had really sh--ty chief stews,
who didn't really care to, like,
nurture her or guide her.
It's like Jenna,
it's already a beautiful prison.
Can we not make it hell?
- Hey!
- You light me on fire
right now, king!
- We should, if we get
the opportunity today,
send somebody in to do
the water line.
- I can go and do it.
- Whoa!
- Hit me with something
else, you guys.
- Wow.
- Hey, Parker, I'm just
getting in the water.
I'm gonna be cleaning
the water line, okay?
You guys good over there
for the moment?
[ shouting ]
- I don't want to choose.
- I think I have the line drawn
between being out of hand
and being professional.
I don't wanna sit there
with a stone-cold face,
like a bodyguard.
- How's the water?
- Pretty nice.
- Good.
- Ciara, Ciara, Parker.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- I'm coming down to help
you beach the boat.
They'll be coming down
We're going back on the tender.
- Copy that.
- So for dinner,
I'm doing a pasta.
- Mm-hmm, then also
there's champagne
and caviar tasting.
- Yeah, I'll grab that
in here as well.
- Okay.
- I'm diving, I'm diving.
- No, no, no.
[ shouting ]
- You guys wanna do
the wakeboarding or
- Nah, dude, .
We don't do water sports.
- What are you
thinking for tonight?
- Getting more ----ed-up
and partying.
- We have caviar tasting, too.
- Isn't that at 8:00?
And then have dinner at 8:30?
- I like that idea.
- Sounds good.
- Whoa!
- They wanna have caviar
at 8:00, dinner at 8:30.
- [ hisses ] Ow!
me bro.
- You literally just stepped on
glass, and I witnessed that one.
- Oh, my God.
- Every time these guys saber
a bottle of champagne,
pieces of glass fly everywhere.
- What the just open
the champagne bottle normally
and drink it like a ----ing
normal person.
- I stepped on glass.
I'm actually bleeding blood.
- I'm trying not to laugh,
because it's really not good
to laugh at your guest
when they hurt themselves.
- Holy sh--, it's all
over the place.
- You gotta clear you have
to clear out the infection.
Dom Perignon clears it all.
- But a part of me is like,
you ----ing deserve that,
because you're a knobhead.
- It's the bottles
little shards go everywhere.
- I'll stop doing it.
[ laughter ]
- Coming up
- Okay, then we won't .
- Okay.
- Okay.
- He has these walls, and
it feels so ----ing cold.
- Why do you look like
you're about to cry?
[ crying ]
- I think Madison's
- I think Madison's
a little bit fragile.
- She is, she's like
another Parker.
- Very moody.
- Like one word, boom,
stomp, stomp, stomp.
- Yeah I would have
never behaved like that.
- No.
- What up, Cap, how you doing?
- Oh, I'm just wondering what
you guys' plan was for tonight.
Last night got
a little bit out of control.
- Yamas!
[ loud chatter, laughter ]
- Let's do a shot!
- Please just don't
smoke in here.
- You want a shot?
- Go, baby!
- Woo!
- As much as I want these guys
to have a good experience,
I think I have
to limit their options.
I have to set a curfew tonight,
because I've gotta get from here
back to the dock before noon.
So that means
I gotta get some sleep.
I can't be getting up
at 2:00 or 3:00.
- I have no issue
with just chilling.
- We're gonna just hang out.
We want you good for tomorrow
to get us home safe.
- Perfect.
- All right?
- That was almost too easy.
- Tomorrow this time,
we'll never have to see
those -faces again.
- Oh, my God, I gotta go shower.
- He's been drinking for,
like, eight hours straight.
- Oh, big ----ing deal,
I've been doing that since
I was baptized.
- So the first course will
be ready in 10 minutes.
- Looks good.
- Cheers.
- Thank you for the
- Salut.
- Gentlemen, I love sharing
this vacation with you guys.
- Yep.
- This first course is
a thing nice and slow.
- You got it.
- Here he is.
- How we doing?
- There he is.
- Guys, this is the real deal
beluga caviar, blini,
and chive, all right?
- Thank you so much,
I appreciate it.
- Perfect.
- You do it over your wrist,
it's the only way to do it.
- What are you, lick it?
- I just wanna drink alcohol so
that I can feel normal again.
- That's my boy.
- Ready?
[ creaking ]
- Babe, with the mirrors, kinda
gotta do like a dance with them.
- Yes, I know
I'm starting to get into
a bit of a rhythm.
I'm getting turndowns
done really efficiently,
I'm not ----ing up.
I've learned from everyone
else's mistakes.
I think I got this sh--.
- That's it.
- You all clear?
- Yep.
That looks beautiful.
- All right, boys.
Handmade pappardelle,
spec, parmigiano reggiano
enjoy.
- I like him better than
my favorite restaurant.
- Yo
- Best chef in the world, better
than my favorite restaurant.
- Best restaurant
in Greece, right here.
-
- Hey, Jen.
- That is awesome.
I'm really liking to see
the positive improvements
that Georgia's made.
Then we have Madison, who
has more energy to complain
than she does to actually do
the job, which disappoints me.
- Oh!
- You need a hug?
- Always.
- Like, a good one?
[ laughs ]
- Give it, yeah.
- I'm just eating my meat.
- Chief stew, chef
I can understand how
for the interior team
it could create some conflict.
Flirting is dangerous.
Adam better be sure
of what he's doing.
- Num, num, num, num, num.
[ laughs ]
- That was a very good hug.
- Good night, bro.
- I'm done.
- I'm so full, bro.
- Praise Jesus, ya went to bed.
I'm super happy right now.
- Good night.
- Going to bed alone sucks.
He's just holding his ground.
- Oh, yeah.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- What's going on?
- Making pancakes.
- Nice.
Do you think that the money
that these guys have
- Came from their parents?
Yes.
- I think I'm gonna go
shopping for some more décor.
- Yeah, that'd be fun.
- Yeah.
- All crew, all crew,
Byron's gonna start
pulling in the anchor
in a second.
- Copy.
- I'm just gonna wait.
I'm just gonna wait, man.
[ snoring ]
- He needs to make
his ----ing bed.
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.
- Are you eating bacon?
- Yeah.
- I'll go away.
- Why? Just make me wanna
- Glenn, Glenn, you ready
to start hauling?
- Okay, port anchor secure.
- Hi, good morning, how are you?
- Good.
Is it okay to have
breakfast shortly?
- Douchebags be gone.
- You tell me when
I can go with stuff.
- You can take fruit and cheese.
- Cool.
- Oh, look how fresh they are.
- I'm doing a little bit
of everything today.
- I'm done drinking for
the rest of my life.
- Bro, don't touch my plate.
I know where your hands
have been.
- Okay, guys, I'm coasting.
- Copy.
- It looks like
we're gonna have to get
pretty tight to starboard side.
Coming in, it's pretty tight.
There's two boats
to either side of us.
We probably have maybe
two meters of space in total.
Any part of your boat
touches their boat,
you're looking at hundreds of
thousands of dollars of damage.
- Start putting it down.
Let's get Ciara in the tender.
- Ciara, Ciara, Paget,
you're going in the tender.
- Okay, Byron, I'm just gonna
push my bow over to starboard.
- Yeah, copy.
- Byron, Byron,
have they come up tight?
- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm gonna come
straight back.
- Okay, I'm gonna come
- Okay, I'm gonna come
straight back.
- Let's get on your
port side first.
Okay, Glenn, that's
70 to stop, 70 to stop.
- Copy, 70.
- Oh, this mother----er's
living life, kid.
- Five-zero to stop,
five-zero to stop.
Come a little bit more
to starboard, Glenn.
- Byron, can you give
us a half a meter
on port, please?
- That's the "Wolf of
Wall Street" boat, bro.
- No, it's not.
- Three-zero to stop,
three-zero to stop.
Okay, throw your line.
Lines are going on now.
One more meter, please.
Okay, Glenn, we're gonna
lock off there.
- Okay, I'm coming out of gear.
Well done, thank you very much.
- Looks pretty good.
- All crew, all crew,
let's get out on the dock
for our final goodbye.
- Everything was amazing.
- All right, bro.
- But we do have to take
the champagne with us,
because we're getting
charged for it.
So what are we gonna do,
leave it?
I'd rather not carry it.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Awesome work.
- Captain.
- Hope you guys had fun.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, Jenna,
it was a pleasure.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I have so many colognes
on me right now,
it's actually difficult
to breathe.
- Guys, honestly, you were
very patient with us.
And a token of our appreciation,
I'm gonna leave you guys
with this, Cap.
- Wow.
- You guys are rock stars.
- Thank you.
- Thank you!
- All right, awesome.
- All right.
- Hope we see you
guys again soon!
- No!
- See you later.
- Time to go do the horn.
[ horn blowing ]
- Don't let the passerelle hit
your ass on the way out.
- Oof.
- T-shirt time.
- T-shirt time!
- Strip these cabins.
- Ahoy!
Dude, I wanna wear one too.
- Go grab one.
- Can we wear them
to the meeting?
- Yes, please.
- All crew, all crew, can
we get everybody together
in the saloon for
a charter debrief?
- You want the hat
for the meeting?
- Yeah.
- We're all wearing caps.
- Do I get one?
Where's mine?
- I'll do it with you, Pag.
- So, um, yeah, wow.
That was that was the
mother of all charters.
[ laughs ]
- Yeah.
- But you guys rose
to the occasion.
You did an amazing job.
I'm glad that you guys didn't
hesitate to come and get me.
If you're thinking, "Should I
get Glenn up," get me up.
- Cool.
- And on a happier note
woohoo!
- How'd we do?
- Um, uh
It's 20.
- Whoa!
[ cheering, clapping ]
- So that comes to 2,200 each.
-
- Wow.
- Nice.
- They've redeemed themselves?
- I'm amazed at how
much they tipped.
They were still disrespectful
to the crew and to the boat,
but it just makes the sh--
taste a bit sweeter, that's all.
[ cheering ]
- At this time, I just cleaned
up my area of the room.
I think we all need to clean up.
- Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
- It's ----ing gross in there.
- I'm convinced women are just
as bad, if not worse, than men.
- Uh
- Although Parker has
not made his bed once.
- Oh, really?
- Not once.
- I haven't made my bed
in how long?
- You have not made it once.
It's kinda protocol, but
something to think about.
- I've never been told that.
- Dude
- You've never been told
to make your bed?
- If it's a problem how
I sleep in my bed
let me know.
To my face.
[ laughs ]
- He's gonna go in his
unmade bed and cry.
- If Adam has problems in
our personal room,
he doesn't have
to say everything
in front of everybody publicly,
especially if it's
the first time
I've heard about his concern.
He can be a man
and talk to me to my face.
- The tough part is today's the
one day I didn't make my bed.
- I don't give a
if you make your bed or not.
- I'm joking, relax, dude.
Chill.
- It's courtesy between crew
members sharing a cabin
- It's courtesy, okay.
This is my first boat.
- Yeah.
- I didn't know that.
- I know, that's fine.
- For all I'm concerned,
my bed is my space.
- Now you know.
- He's got his stuff
in a lot of spaces
- It's common courtesy.
- I don't care.
- Don't take it so
personally, you know?
- When I'm trying
my hardest, I do.
- You don't.
Let it brush off.
When I joined yachting,
I was like a sponge.
I wanted to learn
as much as I could.
We're trying to teach Parker
the unspoken rules of yachting,
and he's just not picking it up.
It's less effort to make the bed
than it is to make excuses.
- It is common courtesy,
whether you live
in a house or a boat,
that you make your bed.
- I'll deal with it.
Parker, don't take it
personally, man, what they said.
Though he did it
in the wrong way
he should come to you,
not in front of everybody.
- When we're in-cabin dynamics,
like making my bed,
explain to me.
- I think it's just
common courtesy.
- I know how to make a bed.
- Yeah.
- But when I'm worried
about getting on deck on time,
doing my ----ing job,
my bed being made
is the last ----ing thing
I'm worried about.
- When I'm getting hit
with pillows for snoring,
when I have to tiptoe
left and right
in my own ----ing cabin
when I have to get up for watch,
that's the kind of sh--
that pisses me off,
and I don't say sh--.
So if he's complaining
about my bed being made,
I don't give a .
- Like, on a boat,
there's a hierarchy
that we have within the crew,
and Parker doesn't
seem to get that.
Make your ----ing bed,
respect your superiors,
and be professional.
, it's not rocket science.
- So I'll start making my bed,
and I won't say anything
else about it.
And I don't wanna hear
anything else about it.
- No
No, we're still
dude, we're still talking
- I don't wanna talk about
it, Paget.
- We just
we're just having a chat.
- Coming up
- God, what a beautiful day.
- I'm sorry you're
trying to nap.
I feel like talking.
- Is that Georgia?
- This is weird.
[ laughter ]
- All right, girl.
----ing bullsh--.
- Ciara, Ciara, Jenna.
- Can I have your radio?
- Take it, baby.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- You mind coming to
the crew mess, please?
- Yeah, copy.
Georgia, put your butt away.
----ing ungrateful
[ laughs ]
- Hey, there.
- Hello.
- Hey, what's up?
- We're gonna go to
the decoration store.
- Oh!
- And I need you to come.
- Yeah?
- Yes. Is that cool?
- Yeah.
- Since these douchebags broke
so much sh-- on board
- Yeah oh!
[ glass shattering ]
- Whoa
- I'm gonna have to replace half
of the glasses on this boat.
Grab whatever we need, and
I'll meet you out there.
- Okay, cool.
- Cool.
- You guys cleaning
those drains?
Nice.
- Yeah.
- Jenna would like me to go
decoration shopping with her.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- I'm gonna take them swimming,
if that's okay with you.
- Cool.
- I'm a sensitive person,
and when I'm around
such negative energy,
it's toxic.
- Yes, boss.
- I just need to keep
on being me, and
and feel confident in that.
- Ready, Freddie?
- Ready, Freddie.
- Well, it's kind
of a nice outing.
- Yeah, nice to get
off the boat.
- I know.
It is.
- It's like, oh,
we're free at last!
- What are you wearing?
- Very little to nothing.
- Yeah.
- We're gonna go swim in the
radioactive pond over yonder.
Are you coming?
- Maybe did you guys want
a tender ride over there?
- Yes!
- Let me put this sh-- away.
Coming for a swim?
- No, I'm just enjoying some
peace and quiet for an hour.
- Cool. Cool, cool.
- Just out of curiosity,
why did you ask me to come
instead of Georgia or Madison?
- It's kind of nice to have
a break from the two of them.
[ laughs ]
- Okay.
-
- Cheers.
- Hey, look, it's the world's
most prominent T-shirt tan
I've actually ever seen.
- Let's do it.
- Oh, all right
- Across the pond.
- Thank you, squire!
- Oh, yeah, here it is,
- This one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yes
- Hi, how are you?
- I worked in the interior prior
to this charter season,
but even though Paget and
I have been bickering a lot,
I'm really happy to be
working on deck.
I feel like it's been
beneficial to our relationship.
I gotta send this to Paget.
He's gonna love it,
but he's gonna hate it.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Have a good day.
- Hey, somebody swim.
Somebody go in first.
- Madame?
- You ain't gotta ask me twice.
Thank you oh.
- Yeah, I know, you slut.
- How's the water?
- It's cold.
- It feels like sewage.
- Oh, nice.
- So just submerge yourself.
- Ah!
- Parker, do you want a slice?
I like Parker.
I like Parker as a person,
I think he's attractive,
but I have no idea
where we stand.
- Oh, dude, I'm gonna
lay right here
next to Madison's calluses.
- you.
- Are things good with Paget?
- Yeah, for now, yeah.
For now.
[ laughs ]
- I don't wanna give you
bad advice or anything.
I guess
I don't know, Paget's obviously
very attractive, a good worker,
but sometimes you guys seem
more like brother and sister.
- No, but we have to at work.
- Do you?
Like, look at Adam and I,
like, showing affection,
it's a normal thing.
- Yeah. Well, yeah, but, I mean,
we've been around
a lot of crew, and
- Yeah.
- we act like coworkers
- Yeah, yeah.
- when we're around the crew.
- Savage!
- If you could drink
that out of your belly,
I would give you so much money.
- I've done body shots like
this in gay bars before.
I very much do
challenge boundaries.
It's not like I've got,
like, a mistress personality
or anything.
- Yeah.
But I can see how
a woman wouldn't like me
making my kinds
of jokes to their man.
- I don't wanna sit next
to you sunbathing again.
- Am I ruining your experience?
- You are ruining my experience.
- Be cool to come up here
and have drinks.
- Yeah, yeah,
it's a really nice bar.
- I'm sorry
you're trying to nap.
I feel like talking.
- God, what a beautiful day.
- Yeah, it is.
I just wish it was
a little bit cooler.
Uh, is that Parker?
- Oh, yeah,
that's them on the beach.
- This is deep-sea
fishing, is it?
- Who's that in the red shorts?
- Paget.
- Oh, is that Georgia?
Georgia and Paget,
on the beach together.
This is weird.
Does that irritate you at all?
- I'm not jealous.
She's free to do what she wants.
- Goddamn it.
- And if he wants
to around,
that means I don't want
him anyway, so
- Well, that is a good plan.
[ laughter ]
- Let's say hi to the group.
- Uh-oh.
- Who are you waving to?
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, you.
Looking a bit pasty.
- I know, that's
why I'm getting some sun.
- Did you guys swim from here?
- We did.
- Yeah.
- Oh!
- How was it?
- Right there,
it's so refreshing.
- What'd you guys get?
How was town?
- It was nice.
We went home
decoration shopping,
and then now we're here.
[ yawning ]
- I'm gonna go back.
- Are you going back?
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'm gonna walk back
so I can get ready.
See you guys shortly.
- Bye!
- I'll hop in the shower
and be quick.
- All right, girl.
- You guys ready to go?
- Let's just go.
- I feel like it's really
hard to just be on the boat
with everyone, and I feel like
we should have some alone time.
- Yeah.
- So I was thinking,
we can do that in a hotel.
Why are doing that weird face?
- Um, uh
you wanna just, like,
go to a hotel right now?
- Like, whenever we want to.
- If I'm gonna enter into
a relationship right now
in the heart
of a charter season,
I'm going to do it methodically,
I'm gonna do it slowly.
But Jenna is fired up
and ready to go.
, I don't know what to do.
I don't know, I don't think
that's a great idea.
- Okay.
- It's just I don't know if
we're gonna have time, and
- Yeah
my whole purpose was just to,
like, not have anyone around.
- I'm sitting here
cleaning out my freezer,
and suddenly I'm going
to a hotel with you.
- Give me some credit.
It's, like, uncomfortable
to ask these things.
I definitely think that
Adam's giving mixed signals,
and I'm not sure if it's
because he's nervous
to start a relationship
on a boat
or because he's not interested.
At least I'm trying.
- Let's go!
- Oh, Lord Byron.
- After you.
- I believe this is it.
- Hello.
- Hello, good evening.
- Good evening.
- Hello.
- Cheers, kids.
- Cheers.
- Yeah, that sounds nice.
- It's perfect, thank you.
- Oh, I think I'll have
the bruschetti.
- Stop feeding my girlfriend!
- I'm feeding her!
Now the pressure's on.
- Let's actually all try to
----ing control ourselves.
- The first time I have
a few drinks and then my head
after four ----ing charters.
- Stop saying
at the table so much.
I'm just saying,
it's distasteful, man.
Would your mother be proud?
- My mum swears like
a ----ing whore.
- His mother swears
more than him.
- Yeah.
- Well, mine doesn't.
- Okay, 100 percent
you should just worry about
what you're doing, and he should
worry about what he's doing.
- I'm eating dinner, but
, ,
makes me not wanna eat.
- I don't plan on having
dinner with your mother.
I don't even know
I don't know where to start.
What?
- Not at the moment.
- Nope, nothing planned.
- I just want some more cheese.
- [ sighs ] Now I'm satisfied.
- Is there balsamic
vinegar anywhere?
- There is, yeah.
- Yes, thank you!
- You were like
you were like, "Yes!"
- You're making me feel very
awkward right now.
[ laughs ]
Good dinner table conversation.
- There's a time and place
for that, and this wasn't it.
- Okay, then we won't .
- Okay.
- Done.
- He's honestly been doing
this since day one.
It's like hot and cold.
And I'm supposed to react
in a certain way,
which I have no idea
what that is.
It's ----ing irritating as hell.
- You guys going out, or what?
- If the two couples are going
back to the boat, that's
- Yeah, I think we're gonna
go back to the boat.
Let's get outta here!
- Thank you.
- Let's go dance
at the fun place.
- Nice, beautiful.
- Hey!
Lord Byron!
- Sure you don't wanna go dance
your face off with those folks?
- Well, I could.
- What does that mean?
- I don't know.
- I thought we were
on the same page. I guess not.
- Give me a ----ing
break here, okay?
This is ----ing hard for me.
- Go dance.
- Don't be like that.
- Why do you look like
you're about to cry?
- Oh, no, no, no
- I want you to ----ing
be with me.
- I don't wanna go in a ----ing
room and right now.
- I get it.
I'm not gonna try to
you in a room.
I'll do whatever
the you wanna do.
I'm trying to make you happy.
.
I just don't understand.
[ crying ]
- I'm gonna go defuse
the situation.
I'm just asking
why you're crying.
- I felt rejected,
I felt shut off
- How?
Because I won't sleep
with you tonight?
Like, bullsh-- blue.
I have no ----ing clue
what's going on.
I don't even know what
we're talking about
- Okay, well, here's
your choice, okay?
- or what
or what we did.
- Here's here's the choice.
You can give me a hug
and we can actually
never talk about this again
- No, it doesn't work like that.
- Well, then you enjoy
- That's really nice.
The level of emotion is too
high for the circumstance.
this, I don't wanna
deal with this.
Have a good night.
This is Adam
take it or leave it.
- Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- You're saying
I need to change.
- No, I
- And you're saying
that you won't change.
- No, I'm saying
you need to adapt.
I'm getting so sick of Parker.
- You have to respect
the hierarchy.
They feel that
there's a conflict.
We've got Yana and
Arthur Greenstein.
- The primary lady said
she'd love to just look
and sniff food, and then
feel full from that.
- That is pathetic.
- I don't think any of us
is really hungry.
- Okay.
Have you guys not been here
for, like, five hours?
It looks like absolute sh--.
You need to put a bra on.
- No, I think
they're breaking up.
- I'm sad.
He's just not at that stage
to have a relationship.
I have to let him go.
- So where the
did this come from?
- I thought I was
the most dramatic one.
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