Black Lagoon (2006) s01e07 Episode Script

1 I have a big gun, I took it from my Lord Sick with Justice, I just wanna feel you I'm your angel, only a ring away You make me violate you, no matter who you are! It's all up to you, no one lives forever Been burn in the hell, by all those pigs out there It's always been hell, from when I was born They make me violate them, no matter who they are! Get down on your knees! Get a good head on your shoulders! If it's for your guys, go to the end of the Earth Do what you think, give it with dedication I'll put out your misery! You made a mess! For Christ sakes, this rotten world! Shit out of luck! Go with my vision! Light up the fire! Right on the power! Weapon I have it all! Weapon I have it all! Have you heard this one? There's this joke I heard.
How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb? One to hold the light bulb, ninety-nine to turn the house.
L-Let's see How about this, The Pope says to a homeless guy "Stay outta my sight, you're an eyesore.
" You idiot.
Just shut up and drive, you moron.
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired! Why am I stuck playing errand boy with you? Damn Dutch! I hope he dies! What? Me? I have to work on the boat.
Benny's working on the mechanics.
Oh, right.
Revy's just lying around in her room.
Take her with you.
Take Revy? You have a problem with that? No.
But she's not gonna want to.
That's an issue you two need to deal with.
It has nothing to do with me, or the job.
Start with the closer places.
First head to Rowan "Jackpot" Pigeon's place on Rachiada Street.
Welcome Rebecca.
I thought you gave up on me.
So you've finally decided to work here as a dancer for the S&M show, right? That's it, isn't it, baby? Give me a break, Rowan.
I only came here because my job brought me here.
I don't wanna be tied up or tie anyone else up.
You're as hard to get as always.
You're so fine you'd fit either part.
It's a shame.
So, what brings you here today? Um About the goods from the firm You ordered booze for this place, right? There are 1,500 bottles in warehouse five of the harbor bureau.
Now, this really helps.
Wow! Tax sure has gone up on these! I can't stand it.
By the way, who's that guy standing over there? Oh, him.
He's a newbie at our place.
He's got nowhere else to go, so we had no choice but to take care of him.
You're in for a rough ride, brother.
If you ever need any help, feel free to come to us.
Later, Rowan.
Don't forget about the money.
So the shipment's gonna be late? You could've told me that by phone, but you came all the way here? Tell that to Dutch.
That's fine.
I've gotta finish fifteen of these today.
I should've gotten a part-timer to do it.
This is driving me crazy.
I have a meeting tonight, too.
Some idiots are selling drugs without permission.
It's such a nuisance.
Hey sis, is that in her ass? Yeah, that's in her ass.
Oh.
If you hear anything about that, let me know.
I'll thank you properly if you do.
Yeah, if we hear anything.
We'll come again, sis.
Good luck with the rest.
I want to die.
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired! Why am I stuck playing errand boy with you?! W-Well, one more and we're done.
Let's see.
Receive firearms on order from Sister "PW" Deegan of the Ripoff Church.
Hey, you old bitch! It's Rebecca from the Lagoon Company! Would you hurry and open up, old bitch! Hello?! Hello! Hello! Hello! - Hello! Hello! I'll kill you! Hello! - Hey! You're too damned loud.
Just put those in the shed.
But these are cleaned items.
It's okay.
It's what the sister said.
Hey, Two Hands, that's the chapel.
If trash like you walks through there, you'll be punished by the heavens.
Over here.
Follow me.
Oh my.
It certainly is a surprise that Dutchy-boy would send you on an errand.
That's not your problem.
Do you have the goods that we ordered, Sister? Yes.
New items from Eastern Europe, arriving here by way of Cambodia.
Except for one item.
Unfortunately we're still waiting for the Arwin 37 revolving grenade launcher.
Don't kid around, Sister.
We ordered everything through you because we need them for the next job.
Actually, we do have the item.
It's just that another customer is saying they need it immediately.
However, as Lagoon is a very good customer of ours I wouldn't mind handing it over to you.
Anyway, it will either have to be a better deal or a discount on your services.
Don't trifle with us, Sister.
If you just play this by the book then everyone will be happy.
You wouldn't wanna count your money with your feet, would you? I wouldn't make idle threats, Miss.
If you insist, why don't you bring Dutchy-boy around? That's all I have to say.
There's nothing else beyond that.
Move it, Eda, you second-rate gunman.
Want me to teach you how to smoke through your forehead? This is very good tea, Sister.
Sister Um It's Yolanda, young man.
It's been a long time since I've had tea that wasn't from a teabag.
Is this W&M? Or perhaps Fortnum and Mason? Oh, my.
You're very knowledgeable, young man.
It's W&M.
I just love tea.
Yes.
It's a flavor that a company with dedication and history will deliver without fail.
Rock.
Shut up! That's true with any company even if the products differ, am I right? I don't see it.
What are you getting at, young man? Do you mean it's also true for illegal firearms? You won't have much of a negotiation if you get too hasty.
What if I mean drugs? That's what I'm talking about, Sister.
Did you know drugs are being distributed outside the agreed routes lately, Sister? Hotel Moscow and other mafia in the city have put a lot of effort into finding the culprits.
They've looked everywhere they could think of.
Yet, the culprits still haven't been found.
That's because there's a blind-spot in a place where they shouldn't have to look.
For example, those who can easily cross borders for religious activities.
These legitimate NGO members who don't know they're being used as couriers are being overlooked.
Sister Eda.
Why did you put the big bags of sheets into the shed? Aren't cleaned items normally taken to the living quarters? Young man.
You can't make statements based on conjecture.
You make it sound like the stuff's coming out of this place.
It's just a hypothesis.
Also, the number of weapons leaving and entering this place don't match up.
It's easy to figure out with a little research.
It is dangerously easy to see.
One more thing.
The Lagoon Company is on friendly terms with Hotel Moscow but we do not necessarily work together.
Improve your timing on when to say what and you'll really take shape.
Eda.
Yes? He's a bit rough, but he passes.
Add the launcher to the list.
Yes.
Dutchy-boy has a good eye.
It's almost time for mass.
I apologize, but you'll have to be on your way.
Young man.
Come visit us again.
Hey.
You got lucky.
Get the hell outta here.
Miss! You could learn from that young man.
You can't do good business by just waving your gun around.
Shut up, bitch! Aw man We should've timed this a little better.
It's crowded.
Let's eat before it gets cold.
I don't wanna eat.
Eat.
You'll feel better if you do.
Gimme the keys.
I'll go back alone.
But then, I can't get back.
Why don't you walk? That's not gonna happen.
You ought to go back home to Japan.
You're not cut out for this.
You're the one who invited me.
That was a big mistake.
I wonder.
Who kept the church from becoming a bloodbath? It's just like that old lady said.
You can't solve everything with a gun.
Hey You'd better watch what you say.
You've been this way ever since the submarine.
- Is it about that conversation? - Who cares? I told you never to talk about that again.
Revy.
I'm not gonna apologize anymore.
I think I misheard you.
I thought I just heard you fucking with me.
Is that so? In that case I'll say it again! I'm not wrong, and I've got nothing to apologize about! That's what I'm saying! That's a shame.
You just stepped on a non-negotiable, non-defusing, big ass landmine.
It's a real shame.
I'll ask you one last thing.
What should I write on your tombstone? Write, "There's no medicine for violent idiots".
Goodbye, Rock.
See ya.
See? There are some things you can't solve with a gun! B-Bastard! Don't call me "Bastard"! My name is Rock! Got that?! Damn it! I've had more than enough of this! I won't take any more! I thought I was done kissing my superiors' asses.
Now I'm at the end of the Earth kissing some woman's ass? What kinda sick joke is this?! - You impudent son of a bitch! You're- - The name's Rock! Impudent?! Get real, you damn fool! What about you? You're an outlaw, a wild pirate! But as soon as you open your mouth it's "Money, money, money"? You think you're a villain after a big prize but you end up scavenging off of corpses! There's a limit to how greedy you can be! Don't you have any pride in that head of yours?! Don't try and gloss this over you white-collar! What do you know about me?! What the hell do you know?! Tell me! A guy like you, with a sheltered life can't understand what I've been through! That's right.
There's no way I could know.
I'm not you.
But let me ask you.
What do you know about me? No matter how you live, you'll encounter suffering.
Right? You have no intention of understanding that.
And when you can't answer, you conveniently become the tragic heroine.
That's the most cowardly thing about you! Shut up! You're the one looking at this conveniently! God damn it.
This isn't like those cheap Hollywood picaresque films you admire! What's this about pride? Screw that! Look around! It's a pile of shit in every direction! Robin Hood doesn't exist anywhere, dumbass! If there's no Robin Hood, then become Robin Hood! It's a much better way of life than crying and bitching! Shut up! Shut up, damn it! I'm serious! I'm gonna kill you! Sure, then do it.
Keep running around in circles like a dog.
If you kill me here, it'll just prove that.
That's all I know how to do! Did you forget, Revy? The reason I'm here.
My bosses calmly cut my life away.
To protect their dirty money and their place to eat.
When you invited me, it was like something blew through me.
Like I was freed.
My life was the rush hour commute, the fake laughing lowering my head and risking my life to maintain a good score.
It was fine as long as I had a place to drink and a batting cage to go to.
But then, none of that mattered anymore! The one who taught me that The one who invited me It was you, Revy.
The reason I'm concerned is that the woman who taught me this is acting like those who betrayed me.
I can't stand that! I don't know what you mean, damn it.
Hell with it.
You're a real pain in the ass.
You won't live long, idiot.
Well, we're both suffering idiots! You're a bigger idiot than I am.
- Super idiot.
- You're pissing me off! Good! Let me take a look at how you dance around! - Hey! You two! - What the hell do you want? Gimme a break.
I hear someone's making a ruckus in the market and it turns out to be you again.
Revy.
This isn't some prize in a bag of snacks.
Shooting off like that without concern for who's watching.
Put yourself in the shoes of those who have to put the fire out after you.
But that's why you collect those fat envelopes, right? That's your job, Chief Watsap.
I'm not saying don't do it, just do it where no one is gonna see you.
As long as you do that I won't care if you go and kill, or play hide-the-apple for that matter.
As long as there's no trouble, I don't have to cancel my golfing plans.
Anyway, I'm bringing you in.
We've got paperwork to take care of on our side.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn engine is giving me trouble.
Have a cold one.
Yeah.
Hey chief, don't steal our car.
Who would want that piece of junk? Pick it up on your way home.
Hey, Rock.
Just one thing.
Let me ask this, and there will be no more trouble.
Which side do you wanna be on? Me? I am where I'm standing.
Nowhere else.
Rock.
Give me a light.
Light? The cop's got the lighter.
What are you talking about? You've got one in your mouth.
What a terrible day.
No kidding.
Damn.
I'm so tired.
I wanna go home and sleep.
Yeah.
Next Episode I'm gonna be sold off somewhere, aren't I? The world will keep turning even if there's no justice.