Brown Nation (2016) s01e07 Episode Script

And here's another.
Wow.
I can't believe you get so many gifts.
Five gifts for our five-month anniversary.
He's very creative, and so thoughtful.
He surprised me this morning with breakfast in bed.
That's amazing.
Why does it say "Tester" on it? It's a very limited edition, not out in the market yet.
I can't remember the last time Hasmukh bought me anything.
Leave alone, a limited edition.
Isn't your anniversary this weekend? I'm sure he has something extravagant planned.
He'll forget about it, as usual.
Then he'll go to the grocery store and pick up something last minute.
But its five years.
That's crazy if he doesn't remember.
He's not that dumb.
[theme music.]
Hey, hey, hey! Ready for the big weekend? Yeah.
Wait.
How did you know? It's Tech Week, Hasmukh.
Atlantic City.
I got us two rooms at Caesar's.
Business in the day, hit the tables at night, huh? I can't go this weekend, Matt.
It's my five-year wedding anniversary.
Dimple will kill me if I miss it.
It's Tech Week.
All the top companies are going be there.
I know.
I know that.
But-- You've got to figure this out.
I can't do this by myself.
Oh, and the rooms are non-refundable.
-[telephone rings.]
-Can you take Balan? He might not look like much, but he's a real go-getter.
Hasmukh, this is where big boys play.
I think only senior management should go.
I got my new business cards.
Check out that card stock.
You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the thickness of his business card.
Mmm.
That's good.
"CEO," huh? "Import and Export Luxury Goods"? Luxury colognes.
All the big brands: Cold Sport, Tommy Hilfingers, Polos.
It's a quick flip.
I'm gonna double my money in two weeks, tops.
Hyder, Hyder, why is my office address on your card? Because I'm using your office.
Absolutely not.
No, $250 a month five to midnight.
Look at me.
I'm making you money, you're not even there.
Yeah, but what if we have to work late, Hyder? Please, I haven't seen a human in your office after four p.
m.
Okay, okay.
But no monkey business.
Oh, Hasmukh.
Do you remember Henry Wong, my solid business connection in Chinatown? -Mm-hmm.
-Specializes in high end merchandise? Mm-hmm.
Anyway, I offered to take some of it off his hands at a reasonable price.
Happy anniversary.
Oh, Hyder.
From my company to your family.
Thank you so much, man.
Wow, this is great.
[sniffs.]
I can't carry this all on the bus.
When are we getting the office? The office will be ready tonight.
I will text you directions.
-All right.
-All right, where is Hector? Oh, he called in sick today.
Sick? We haven't even started yet.
His girlfriend's pregnant again.
You ain't hear that from me.
You see, this is why we do not offer health insurance.
-All right, I laid out our strategy.
-All right.
And we will begin right here, Midtown.
Midtown, man, you crazy? -Yeah.
-Who you think you are, Donald Trump? -No, it is the premiere location, Lemont.
-No, no, no, no.
[stammers.]
You can't start with the big boys.
I mean, trust me.
This is, like, ten years of experience talking here.
What we need to do, we need to start right here, Harlem.
Then we need to work our way down to Canal Street.
[alarm beeps.]
-Dimple, wake up.
-Not today, Hasmukh.
Happy anniversary! Huh? Oh It's our anniversary today, darling.
You remembered.
Five years ago, I married the perfect woman.
And it's been the best day of my life ever since then.
I don't know what I'd do without you, Dimple.
Mmm.
[sniffs deeply.]
-Wait, I got something else.
-Mmm.
-Caesar's Palace? -Yeah.
I got us a getaway in Atlantic City, just the two of us.
Oh, my gosh.
We need this.
We really, really need this.
It's perfect.
Thank you, Hasmukh.
-It's okay.
-I can't wait.
I got you something, too.
I was going to give it to you in the morning, but since you woke me up No, Dimple, you shouldn't have.
-Happy anniversary! -[chuckles.]
Oh, my God! What is this, huh? No, no, wait.
Open the card first.
I made Sneha make it especially for you.
I wrote the poem.
[chuckles.]
Sneha.
"Our wedding video is lost But new memories are brought Our wedding album is missed But the pain has shipped Our love is like a songbird It too flies forward" Also, "love, Dimple.
" It's good.
It's more than good.
Dimple, I'm so sorry about the wedding video and album.
It's okay.
That was five years ago.
"The pain has shipped.
" And I made a poem out of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, great poem.
Okay, now open the gift.
Oh, wow.
Wow! -What is it? -It's a back massager for your back.
-Yeah.
-You always say how your back hurts, so you can also plug it in your car.
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
I-- Yeah, my back has-- It does get sore, you know? Oh, that's very great.
Yeah, it's really really comfortable.
Thank you, Dimple.
Why do you have to work so late? I thought we were going to Olive Garden today.
Honey, I'm in the import/export industry now.
I'm living in three time zones.
Oh, crap.
China just woke up.
I have to go.
-You took everything? -Yeah.
-You got your underwear, socks? -Yeah, I got them.
How about the camera? last time you forgot the camera.
-I got the camera.
-Yeah? [raspy cough.]
Okay, Papaji.
Well, uh -we'll be off now.
-[raspy cough.]
Have fun.
And, Beta, which bus do I take if I have to go to the hospital? Uh, the Q-66.
Hasmukh, should we ask him to come with us? Dimple, there's only one room.
No, it's okay.
We can get another room.
I just feel bad.
That's okay, feel bad.
Papa, you wanna come with us? Oh, I wouldn't want to be a burden, Beta.
-See? -No, Papaji.
You should come with us.
The fresh air in Atlantic City will do you good.
-I don't want to impose.
-See? I want you to come, Papa.
Hasmukh and I want you to come.
We want you to come.
[whispering.]
All right, if you insist.
[indistinct chatter.]
Comfy, huh? I think we should have one of these at home.
You know this is a Memory Foam mattress? Hasmukh, have you seen the bathroom? It's beautiful.
You know, Papaji, they're gonna bring your room keys up in a moment.
They're just getting the room ready, you know? Oh, good.
Good.
-You're looking a lot better Papaji.
-Healing.
Come, Baba, put the suitcases down.
Cold Water, Tommy Hilfingers, Polos, Cold Waters, Tommy-- Excuse me, Mr.
Hasmukh-- Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.
Hyder.
I was looking for Mr.
Hasmukh.
I'll just go.
No, no.
Come in, Balan.
-Come in.
-Okay.
It's-- it's Balan.
Welcome to Luxury Import Export Group.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I-- -But what happened to Shree Ganesh? -We're just expanding.
I am taking over for Hasmukh while he's, uh, out on leave.
Um, you know, but don't think of me as your superior.
I wouldn't like that.
Think of me more like your boss.
You can come to me with anything.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Because I was wondering if I can come in a little late tomorrow.
[inhales sharply.]
Ooh, I don't know Balan.
If I let you come in late, then I have to let Gotam come in late and then that lady, and then where does it end? So May I ask why? Well, actually, I need to get my picture taken professionally.
You see, my parents, they have found a wonderful girl for me in India.
And I need to take some new pictures because mine are looking a little amateur, no? Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Wow.
Um you know, photography is actually a hobby of mine.
-Really? -Yeah, that's true.
You see all these pictures on my desk, like this one, -Yeah, I took all these myself.
-Wow.
-Yeah.
How about this one? -That's beautiful.
So uh, I would need something from you though.
Oh, just tell me.
I will do it.
We need to do an accurate inventory.
Before my guys come in and after they leave.
I'm sorry, sir, we're all booked up for the weekend.
-We don't have any more rooms.
-What are we supposed to do? Well, for the inconvenience, we do have a complimentary bed.
You can just put it over there in the corner.
You should have plenty of room.
Surely, there must be another room available.
In the basement, perhaps? No one is sleeping in the basement.
I'm sorry, sir.
There's a Tech convention in town.
-Tech convention? -Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
That'll be fine.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well the more the merrier.
And the secret, Lemont, is we spray the back of the card and hand it out.
That's what I did.
Nobody wants it.
There's no smell.
What do you mean there is no smell? I paid through the nose for this stuff.
[inhales deeply.]
You know, I bet it's the area.
Did you try a different block? I can't take another chance.
Look, I have a reputation in the market! Where'd you get this stuff?! Wong.
My sales team has been hustling this stuff for five days.
We have no sales.
It has zero smell.
You're killing me, Wong.
Did you put this in the sun? -Absolutely not.
It's been in my car.
-You see? Car gets hot.
Then hot takes the smell.
But I like you, Hyder.
Usually, I don't give this to anyone.
It's concentrated Mugunghwa.
Its Korean.
Rarest of the rare.
Mmm.
Smell it.
Uh hey, that's pretty good.
Mix it with distilled water at 100 degrees, hmm? Add one drop to one bottle.
The fragrance will fill the whole house.
Everybody loves it, eh? Especially, the ladies, huh? Where did Papaji go? Oh, his friend Sonny's in town.
He's gone down to the casino.
Come here.
What's this? What's going on? [gasps.]
A gift certificate for a massage? It's the full body, from head to toe.
You've just been so stressed out recently.
I have been, that's true.
[gasps.]
Why don't you go with me? That way we can spend some time together.
No.
No.
I still have the back massager that you gave me, remember? It works great.
And the game is on today.
New Zealand is playing Pakistan.
It's a four-hour massage, Hasmukh.
Take Papaji with you.
Give him half an hour.
Don't worry.
I have something special planned for tonight.
I need to stay and, uh get things ready.
You're so sneaky.
-Yeah.
-Sneaky, sneaky.
Someone's getting a little romantic again, huh? I see you got your gift.
I could smell it from over there.
How does it smell? -It smells great.
-Good.
Hyder, you don't need to keep buying me all this stuff.
Oh, please, please.
It's like you're trying to kill me with your love.
-[cell phone rings.]
-Ooh, it's Lemont.
One second.
Hello? Hyder, it's Lemont.
People love it.
I'm out of my stock already.
Oh, perfect.
I will get you more tomorrow.
Tomorrow? No, no, no.
I need it now.
We're hot.
Oh, okay, okay.
Are we still going to the Olive Garden? Uh this is not a good time, the Olive Garden's going to have to wait just one more day.
There is a major business boom.
We must release shipments immediately.
Now? Can I come to the office with you? We could go to dinner after that.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Just one second.
Why does it always feel like you're trying to hide something? Hyder, bad news.
Hector didn't show up again.
How long is it gonna take for his girlfriend not to be pregnant? Oh, forget Hector.
Business is booming! What do you mean you don't need Hector? I mean, this is not a one-man job anymore.
I mean, I can't come here and help you cook this up and then go out and sell it in the street.
All right, I'll get you an extra guy.
Let's not waste any time.
Demand is super high right now.
I'll do it one more day, but, uh, I need some help out there, man.
Two--two hands minimum.
Okay, okay.
We can do that.
Mr.
Hyder, I'm sorry.
I can't take the photo today.
What happened? I brought my camera and tripod and everything.
How can I take the photo like this? -Ooh.
-Yeah.
Who will-- Who will marry this? -[door opens.]
-One minute, Matt.
I'll be right there.
Matt? -Dimple, hey.
-Why did you call me Matt? -Matt? I called you Matt? -Yes.
[nervous chuckle.]
I was just thinking about work again, you know me.
-But no more, I promise.
-Why are you in a suit? Oh, I, uh, was just gonna go downstairs to fight with the reception about this extra room issue.
It's unacceptable, Dimple.
But, what are you doing back so early? I thought you were relaxing.
I just want to spend time with you on our anniversary.
-I feel bad pampering myself alone.
-[knocking on door.]
Hasmukh, you ready? I got your badge, as well.
Look at Matt! Wow! Matt, what are you doing here? -What? -Tech Week.
I think I just realized what we're all doing here.
No.
I--I didn't know.
Matt explain.
What? I can't believe you, Hasmukh.
Just when I thought you really cared about me.
Dimple, I had something planned for tonight for both us, romantic.
I don't want to hear another word.
No more of your nonsense.
You ruined another one, Hasmukh.
-I am so sorry.
-Maybe I should leave.
No, no.
You stay.
I'm leaving.
[clears throat.]
Happy anniversary.
Here you are.
All right, I am all yours.
I'm going to the doctor right now.
Doctor? What happened? [sucks teeth.]
Uh, there's a virus going around, I think.
Um, but it'll clear up, I'm sure it'll be fine.
He'll do an ointment Okay, so, we're still on for tonight? Hyder, if you haven't realized, I'm a bit stressed right now and I have work tomorrow.
Look, I had something special planned for tonight.
You weren't supposed to find out about this this way.
Yeah, just like I wasn't supposed to find out about our wedding album.
How you threw it out.
I hated the way I looked on our wedding day.
I don't want to re-live that day over and over again.
That's a really great thing to say about our marriage, Hasmukh.
Dimple, I didn't mean it that way.
Samantha? Samantha.
Oh, hi.
I didn't see you over there.
-What are you doing here? -Just a checkup.
Hey, I have this rash.
Look.
-Oh -You have the same problem.
It's itchy, no? Hey, do you have elsewhere, because I have it all over my body.
-You want to see? -No, no.
It's really nothing.
It's fine.
You know I am working for Mr.
Hyder now.
What do you mean? My Hyder? -He's not your Hyder anymore.
-[woman.]
Samantha? Uh Good luck.
[dog whining.]
Ahh.
A Monday, what a Monday.
Sorry to keep you waiting there, Balan.
-It's Balan.
-Yeah, that's great.
I'm sorry to come in late, I've had rashes I've been dealing with.
I had to report to the CDC.
You feeling okay? Is everything okay? Well, let me ask you something.
Have you been dealing with chemicals, or loose women or laboratories, or anything like that? -No, I'm a computer technologist.
-Uh-huh.
So women are out, yeah.
It looks like you've got a very simple term in my profession, it's called: Acute Aromatic Contact Dermatitis.
I don't want to die doctor.
I'm not even married.
No, no, no.
It's not serious.
It's not serious, no, no.
Unless it turns into Seborrheic Dermatitis and then that couples up with exfoliative Dermatitis, which-- 'cause I don't even know what happens, but it's very rare.
I wouldn't worry.
No, Doctor, I haven't told anyone this, but I'm a virgin.
Huh.
I can't do anything about that.
That's more of a different specialist than me.
Hyder, where are you? I have a serious medical condition right now and I need you to call me back right now.
What is this? A one-way ticket to Antarctica? Our wedding album? Where did you find this? I never threw it away.
What? You were hiding it? I don't want to look at that again.
Look at me.
[snickering.]
Sorry! [continues laughing.]
Sorry, sorry I didn't know it was that big.
Not that funny.
Not funny.
[laughs.]
Not funny-- Sorry.
I told Papaji to postpone the wedding for just one week.
And he didn't listen to me.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize how much you were hurting.
We don't need to tell anybody about this.
It'll just be our little secret.
-Hmm? -Okay, okay.
Maybe I can bring it out once a year on our anniversary -or something.
-Mm-hmm.
-You know, sweetheart.
-Hmm? You look so much like Anil Kapoor today.
-Anil Kapoor? -Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.
-Mm-hmm.
So you just take a little bit of Mugunghwa like this.
Hmm.
And you mix it with a little bit of water, and profit.
Oh, hey, Samantha.
Samantha, what are you doing here? What the hell is going on here? We're mixing Mugunghwa with distilled water to create luxury colognes.
-Of course.
-[both laugh.]
-You remember my friend, Henry-- -Stop it.
-You're trying to poison me.
-Poison you? No! We're just making some colognes! -It's nothing-- -Hyder, we're done.
I can't take your lies anymore.
I'm leaving.
Leaving? I'll go with you.
-You like Anil Kapoor? -Uh-huh, but I like you better.
Beta, look what we won.
Whoa.
On that note, I'm leaving.
Are you the owner of this business? Yes, officer.
Is there a problem? Look Mr.
Hyder, these gentlemen are here from CDC.
Can we have a look inside? I'm not Mr.
Hyder.
This is Shree Ganesh.
This is your address, right? Let's go in then.
[theme music.]