Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e07 Episode Script

Epic Rockstar

Kelly Peckinpah? Bucket, whatever are you doing here? I'm here to tell you how I feel.
Why are your shoes made out of salami? Not sure.
But I am sure that I'm head-over-heels in love with you, baby.
Oh, Bucket, kiss me.
Dude! Dude! No! You were saying something about salami shoes in your sleep.
Genius! Question were the laces made of cheese? I can't take it anymore, Skinner.
It's time to tell Kelly how I feel about her.
Awesome! I'm a big believer in sharing feelings.
Hey, everybody, I'm sleepy and very gassy.
I'm going for it.
Wish me luck.
B-man! What's going on, buddy? I've got something to say.
And I don't care if the whole world hears it.
Okay.
Kelly Peckinpah, I feel Sleepy and very gassy! I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the current ride all the days I walk by, hello you know that when the surf rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
here we go again hey! Hey! life is just a curl, and the summer never ends here we go again hey! Hey! you know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again Hey, Bucket, how's your gas? All gone.
So what's with all the instruments? You guys didn't hear? Sara bareilles is in town shooting a video.
Whoa, seriously? Really? I rank her third on my all-time favorite things, Right after surfing and the great city of Milwaukee.
She's decided to hold a contest to support local musicians.
Whoever submits the best song, she'll record it on her next album.
Everyone wants in.
Aloe, Aloe gorgeous blond Maine aloe-ay ah! Aloe .
Oh! I wonder what the title is.
Dude, we should get in this contest.
Can you imagine if we actually won? We could have anything we wanted.
Your bologne suit looks smashing, sir.
Make me another.
I had a light breakfast.
Okay, we have to do this.
Attention! Anyone seen this stuffed bear? Goes by the name wigglesworth.
So wigglesworth is finally missing, eh? Oh, my blond bomber, I'd do anything to see his furry face again.
Piper, let's check the drama.
You wouldn do anything.
Kelly, I love this bear so much.
If the universe would bring him back, I'd What's the grossest, most disgusting thing I could think of? Hey, I'd be nice to Bucket for the rest of the week.
Well, then iss I have four days of niceness coming my way.
Wigglesworth! So, Piper, tell me what you like best about me.
You bruise easily.
That didn't sound nice.
You made a deal with the universe.
If you think there's anything on earth that's going to make me be nice to Okay fine.
Four days of niceness starting Ouch! Now.
Wait! Ow! Okay, now.
Wait! One, two, three, four.
soap, soap, soap on a dish, in a bottle or on a rope soap, soap, soap soap, soap, soap hme, soapy-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope I can't say nope you're soap! .
Okay, how hard do we rock? I think "soap (the soap song)" May win sa contest.
Come on, Aloe, can you just tell me? Sorry, K.
B.
, my gorgeous banana-balmed lips are sealed.
Tell you what? There's a rumor going around.
That Aloe and Sara bareilles used to be a couple.
Yeah, I would never publicly comment on who I may have dated.
I'm not one to brag.
That's what makes me so awesome.
No way you two dated.
Oh, really? Picture the two of us on a beach.
Here's me, And here'sa bareilles.
"oh, Aloe, you're so fine.
You're so awesome.
Mwah!" And then she said some stuff, too.
Ha ha! Out! I uld take Aloe's word for it.
Or I could ask Sara when I interview her tomorrow for the school newspaper.
You're interviewing Sara bareilles? Our school has a newspaper? See ya.
Sh I could tell Kelly how I feel without getting all weird around her.
Oh, what about a song? That's how I expressed my feelings about soap.
Good idea.
And if that doesn't work, Take out an ad in this school paper I'm suddenly hearing about.
Kelly, when I'm all alone I think to myself Bucket, do I dare sniff that yellow life preserver that you always wear? Kelly, to me you'll always be my lady lady brown hair yeah yeah .
Ahem? 'sup? Bucket, when are you going to submit our soap song to the contest? You guys haven't sent it in yet? There's already been 500 submissions.
500 submissions? My bologne suit! We need to find an inside edge.
Luckily my new best friend here is great at finding inside edges.
If you think I'm gonna help Uh uh uh! Nicies.
Fine.
Give me your soap song.
Already burned and ready to go.
Okay, I know what to do.
Be back here in 20 minutes and bring disguises.
Wait a sec.
Aren't you forgetting something? Hugs.
Ow! Sorry, my sweet, but I can't do it to Bucket for three more days.
It's gotta come out somehow.
You're Sara bareilles! And I'm all, "just ing to Sara b.
" This is crazy! Glad you're such a fan.
So are you gonna ask any questions or So sorry.
Totally unprofessional.
I apologize.
And composed.
Okay, you're Sara bareilles! Ah! I'm so sorry.
I've got to go.
Wait, one last question.
There's a guy at school, alo who says he knows you.
Aloe cakes? Aloe cakes? I loved him.
Total cutie.
Tell him I can't wait to see him.
Nice talking to you, Kelly.
Same here.
Hey, if you want to go bowling.
Or grab fondue sometime Hey.
You must be little Piper.
What's left of her.
Come on in.
Awe! Doou have any snacks? Hey, boneheads! Sara bareilles just looked at me.
I'll never wash this beard again.
You probably should.
You shaved your Cat to make it.
Piper, the foundation told me everything.
I am so sorry about your injury.
The owner of that haunted hayride should be ashamed.
I can still hear that runaway donkey galloping in my dreams.
What? Was that just an evil "hee haw"? Does anyone else smelcat? Thatn interesting moustache you have.
I'm french.
Really? Where in France are you from? I don't speak English.
Then how are we commatin.
Who says we are? Time to check her vitals.
Oh, I just wish there was something more I could do to help.
Now you mention I I was hoping you could listen to a song for your contest.
I played on it.
Of course, all I could do was blow on some wood chimes.
I'd be happy to.
Yes! Sweet! Oh! Everything is set.
"lady brown hair" is queued and ready to go.
Oh, Kelly's gonna finally know how you feel, dude! Look, Fred, I appreciate the gift but I can't accept it.
Why not? It's a symbol of my love.
It's a bracelet made from your hair.
Actually it's made from your hair.
Kidding.
You need to go.
Kell great, you're here.
There's a song I want to play for you.
Anything to take my mind off my day.
What's wrong? I'm a great listener.
You know Fred, my buddy from the school paper? Today he tells me he wants to be more than friends.
What? I just don't feel the same way, and now things are just really awkward.
lady brown hair 's the name of this song? No name, no song.
It'd be like you and I we have this awesome friendship.
And then all of a sudden one of us wanted to change it.
Yeah, it'd mess everything up! Oh! Ech! Yeah! Whoo hoo! Oh oh, yeah yeah! Are you okay? Oh.
I just realized those speakers were a fire hazard.
See ya, buddy.
Bro hug? 'cause buds bro hug.
Yeah.
I heard smashing.
Was it good smashing or bad smashing? Bad smashing.
Oh! I'm definitely in the friend zone with Kelly.
Guys, o.
M.
G.
I have no idea why, But Sara bareilles flipped for your song.
You won the contest! Ah, you mean the world one! We're gonna put soap back on the map.
Piper, this is awesome.
Wait, this paperwork isn't for "the soap song.
" It's for "lady brown hair.
" Don't look at me.
I gave Sara the disc you gave me.
We gave her the wrong song.
Are you kidding me? Sara cannot record "lady brown hair.
" If Kelly hears it, she'll think I'm a love-sick psycho like Fred.
Dude, Kelly would never think that.
Really? Listen to this.
Oh! Ah! Okay, we have to get that disc back.
Ow.
If Kelly hears the "Lady brown hair" song, I'll never be able to look her in the eye again.
I admit to sniffing the girl's life preserver, dude.
We're gonna get your song back.
Sara's manager said she'd meet with us.
He gave me his word as one guinea-pig owner to another.
Yeah, how'd that even come up? I don't understand the question.
I asked if he owned a Guinea pig.
Oh.
What are you guys up to? Using the bathroom.
Not meeting Sara bareilles.
Kelly, 100 balloons.
For the 100 reasons I dig you.
Wait, just tught of one more.
Oh oh oh! Oh my gosh, is he wearing my shoes? Guys, I'll talk to you later.
Bucket and Skinner? Hey, I'm Sara.
Sara, thank you so much for coming.
We know you're busy.
Yeah, I'm filming a video at the beach for my new song, "uncharted.
" You guys look kind of familiar.
No we don't! No we don't! Anyway, I really dug your song "lady brown hair.
" Yeah, there's been a tiny mix-up.
We're hoping you do us a favo.
Of course.
Anything.
Who crushed it in the math competition? Piper p.
That's who! Uh-huh! Piper, what happened to your broken bones? It comes and goes.
That's where I know you guys from.
You're those orderlies with the smelly facial hair.
We prefer the term "male nurses.
" You guys are unbelievable.
Yep, very bad people here.
I'll just take our song back now.
Yeah, not sure I'm in the mood now to do you any favors.
Bottom line, I like the song and I'm going to record it.
I have to get back to work.
We didn't mean to trick you! We're so sorry.
Worth a shot.
Nice try.
Nice try? I don't try, I do.
Look what I just snagged an all-access pass.
If Sara bareilles won't give the disc back, We'll sneak into her video shoot and take it back.
Aw! Another undercover mission.
Bucket, you nt to try the beard this time? Did you wash it? Nope.
I'll stick with the 'stache.
Aloe, I owe you an apology.
Apparently you and Sara bareilles do you have a history.
Ha! Told you.
Me and Sara b.
, we're tight like a kite in flight.
I do not know what that means.
There's Sara.
Aloe out.
Hey, Sara, it's me, Kelly.
I interviewed you.
Bowling-and-fondue girl.
Right, right! Good to see you.
Aloe cakes? I thought that was you.
Ho ho! Hey.
Just chilling in the bushes.
Aloe supports nature.
One love.
Oh.
It's been too long.
Give me a hug! Oh.
Anyway, it was great seeing you.
Look, you've lost alur bfat! Oh, I used to love carrying you around on my hip.
And I'd always have to wipe the drool off your little chin.
Well, I make all the ladies drool.
You say what? I loved babysitting "wittle" Aloe.
Babysitting? Of course.
Remember, I'd put Aloe on your little tushie.
After you went in your diaper? That's how he got his name, you know? He hadn't shared that with me.
Aloe, you've got to say it for me once.
I really can't.
Come on, Aloe, say it! Aloe make poopy.
Fact.
so lonely, never knew how much I didn't know .
Oh, everything is uncharted nice job, Sara.
Take five while we set up the underwater fantasy sequence.
The "lady brown hair" disc is in her bag.
How are we gonna get it without being spotted? Keep moving.
A little to your left.
Man, it's really hot in here.
Does this thing have any a.
C.
? Maybe.
Oh, let's see what this button does.
Sorry, dude! Okay, listen up here's the plan.
The only possible way we'll ever get that disc and make it out of here is Time's up! I don't have to be nice to Bucket anymore.
Later.
Piper, wait! What's the plan? Skinner, do not panic.
Places, everybody.
Set the dancing octopus.
Okay, panic.
Action! Skinner, what do we do? Bucket, what's confusing? We're in a pink octopus.
We dance.
no familiar scars this territory goes uncharted just me in a room sunk down in a house in a town and I don't breathe no, I never meant to let it get away from me now too much to hold everybody has to get their hands on gold and I want uncharted stuck under the ceiling I made I can't help but feeling I'm going down .
Now is probably not the best time to tell you this, But I hate small spaces.
Now is probably not the best time to tell you this, But I'm about to Oh! don't ask me how to get started oh, uncharted la la la la oh oh Skinner, the walls are closing in.
Oh, I love this song.
Bareilles, one; Milwaukee, zero.
I need to get out of here.
it's nobody's fault but I'm so low .
Air sweet sweet air.
Clear that octopus! You two freaks again? Unbelievable.
Unbelievable or uncharted? Huh? Huh? Guys, you already trashed my video shoot.
Are you planning on ruining my lunch too? We're really sorry.
There was just a giant mix-up.
We meant to send you this song, not "lady brown hair.
" Why didn't you want me to record "lady brown hair"? It's a cool song about two people deeply in love.
Actually, turns out it's about one person deeply in love.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Kelly.
Kelly? As in "lady brown " Yes, this is Kelly! Bucket, s-money and I know each other.
Sara bear, I just realized I never got your email.
Oh, I got yours.
We're good.
All right.
Later, guys.
Little buddy.
Bro hug.
Sara, can we get a shot of you with the contest winners? Yeah, sure.
You guys won the contest? No way! Sara's gon record your song? Yes, thrilling.
What's it called? I guess you're gonna find out somime, So I might as well tell you.
- It's called - It's called "soap ".
" You guys, we have to celebrate later.
S.
B.
, email, text or call me.
You just totally saved me.
I've been on the other end of that bro hug.
You have enough problems.
Here's your song back.
Thank you, Sara.
That was pretty cool, Sara barlles.
Oh, by the way, What's your policy on autographing beards made out of Cat hair? Thankfully it's never come up.
Awesome! I'll go get it.
Guys, I feel horrible about bailing ou the other day.
But look, Ra Bareilles c.
D.
S! - Ho! Nice.
- Thanks, Piper.
I'm trying to be a better person.
Have you guys seen my Sara bareilles c.
D.
S.
? They were righhere in my bag.
I said I'm trying.
So, kell, how are things with Fred? I feel kind of bad.
It's probably hard being told.
By someone you like they just want to be friends.
Don't know.
Never happened to me.
So how's he taking it? Haven't heard from him in a while.
I'm sure he's fine though.
Heom? Hey, dad? It's me.
Can you guys come pick me up in Mexico? It happened again.

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