Bump (2021) s01e07 Episode Script

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(SULTRY MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
Yeah. Mm.
Ah.
Ah.
Unggh!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I had a wet dream.
A what?
A wet dream!
- Mm.
- Like a fucking teenage boy.
I feel pathetic.
It's not funny!
We need to do something about it.
Can't you just rub one
out every now and again?
- I shouldn't have to!
- OK. I'm going to work.
Yeah, well, I'll be able to
contribute more once I sell the boat.
Probably why I had the stupid
dream in the first place.
Maybe next time have a dream about
getting a job.
(SCOFFS)
- (BABY BURBLES)
- (DOOR CLOSES)
Well, you don't judge me, do you?
- (BABY BURBLES)
- Hm?
(PHONE RINGING TONE)
- Yo.
- VINCE: You wanna wag, eh?
How'd you know?
I've been waiting for
this call for weeks.
You've been neglecting me, man.
You up for a session, cuz?
Of course, man, how's
that even a question?
Alright, meet me in 10.
('FREEDOM' BY CHILLINIT)
SONG: Freedom ♪
I just wanna get rich ♪
For my brothers in
the six, motherfucker ♪
- This is ♪
- Freedom ♪
I just do it for the world
I just do it for my girl ♪
- Look, baby, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
I just do it for my fam ♪
I'm just trying to be the man ♪
- Goddamn, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
Say Goddamn, this is freedom ♪
Let's have a look.
I'm feeling no stress ♪
The money does mathematics
like I was Mos Def ♪
And how the fuck is he rapping
and still be so blessed? ♪
Oh, yes, brudda, I'm
Summer Jam and I'm So Fresh ♪
I spent forever
on irrelevant times ♪
And wasted too many seconds ♪
Oh, bingo!
Hippy baby boomer. Let's go!
And I be getting money like
I'm Jerry Maguire, but I ♪
Freedom ♪
I just wanna get rich ♪
For my brothers in
the six, motherfucker ♪
- This is ♪
- Freedom ♪
I just do it for the world
I just do it for my girl ♪
- Look, baby, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
I just do it for my fam ♪
I'm just trying to be the man ♪
- Goddamn, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
Say goddamn, this is freedom ♪
DOM: family holiday.
- Ahoy!
- Ahoy.
I'm Birdie. I'm here for the boat.
Oh, yeah. I'm Dom. How are you?
Good, thanks. So, um, I think
your boat might be underwater.
What?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, no, I didn't
mention that it was underwater
in the advertisement?
Pretty sure it was on top
of the water in the photos.
Yeah, well, I didn't
want to be too boastful
about its submarine capabilities.
(LAUGHS) Indeed, yeah.
This is a much more
subtle way to sell a boat.
I'm sorry. Fuck.
It sunk overnight?
There's a small valve issue
that I was gonna fix up,
but I'm sorry.
At least you weren't on it.
(LAUGHS) Or you.
(BABY GRIZZLES)
Who's this little one?
Oh, this is my granddaughter.
This is Jacinda.
Named after the New
Zealand prime minister.
- Granddaughter?
- Yeah.
Some people think I'm too
young to be a grandfather.
Hm. Glass half full.
Or boat half sunk.
(BIRDIE LAUGHS) Yeah.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Ohhh!
- BOTH: Uce!
- (LAUGHS)
- That's potent.
- We should
No, no, no, no. What are you doing?
- Cutting some nuts, man.
- No, no, no, no.
Let's replant this sucker
behind the bushes in the park.
- I want to get high and relax.
- Yeah, for now.
What about next week? Or next month?
You think being a father's
gonna get easier. No.
(LAUGHS) Look at this bad boy.
We need something to wrap the roots.
Right, yeah.
(VINCE LAUGHS) Easy-peasy.
- Oh!
- This is perfect, man.
- This is perfect too. (LAUGHS)
- Ha-ha.
Hey, have you seen Santi today?
I thought you knew.
Lover boy's AWOL.
OLY: Hm.
- Here, look.
- VINCE: Welcome to my life!
Look who we have. Santiago! (LAUGHS)
(SCOFFS)
VINCE: We're out here doing some
- (LAUGHS)
- naughty things.
Vince, what are you doing?
Looking fly as fuck in
a samurai outfit, man.
Pretty sure it's called a kimono, bro.
It's called fashion, my G.
- Can you help me wrap this up?
- Yeah, of course. Later on.
You thieving, scumbag pieces of shit!
I have a medical condition!
- (BANGS SHOVEL) Yah!
- What the fuck?
Try and run and I'll hammer
your heads into the ground.
We are so sorry, man.
I'll put the plant down, see? See?
Do you know how long
I've been nurturing her?
Yeah, she's real potent.
Quick question, though.
What fertiliser do you use?
Blood and bone, made
of thieving deadshits.
Yeah, right.
Please, man, don't call the cops.
- Yeah.
- I can't get a record.
Yeah, he's a father.
- Yeah, I'm a father.
- Yeah, we're both fathers.
- What?!
- What?
Sorry, no, just him.
He's just the father.
I'm not gonna call the police
over a stolen weed plant.
But you two are gonna replant
her right where she was.
Alright?
- Alright?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
Let's go.
Kimono.
(BELL RINGS)
- How'd you go, girl?
- Uh, yeah, good.
- Oh, no, that bad?
- I said, "Good."
SANTI: I'm sorry, man. This is my fault.
I've just been dealing
with a lot lately.
What's been happening?
It's me and Oly.
She's just
Are you two fighting or something?
No, it's nothing.
We can still hang out
with Reema, though, right?
Could you two please just go?
- Yeah.
- Uh-uh-uh. Out the back way.
I just do it for the world
I just do it for my girl ♪
- Look, baby, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
I just do it for my fam ♪
I'm just trying to be the man ♪
- Goddamn, this is ♪
- Freedom ♪
Say goddamn, this
is freedom, yeah ♪
- (BABY CRIES)
- Guess guess why.
- Yes! Sh-sh-sh-sh.
- (BABY CRIES)
No, not you. Don't
put me on hold again
Oh, don't put me on hold again. Fuck ya.
- (BABY CRIES)
- It's OK, it's OK.
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
Oh, thank Christ!
- Can you take her?
- (BABY CRIES)
OLY: Why is she only wearing one shoe?
- Why is her shoe wet?
- I'm on the phone.
Yeah, well, you
shouldn't be on the phone
when Jacinda's screaming.
Oh, thanks for the parenting advice.
OLY: Shh.
- Had sex without a condom.
- What did you say?
Hm? Oh, I'm on the phone.
How did the the
meeting with the buyer go?
Oh, um, the
Uh, yes, no, no. I don't mind waiting.
Yeah. Certainly.
It's the insurer.
This dealer's taking forever, eh?
He's the only dealer that didn't
get raided last week, so
(MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE HOUSE)
Fuck this, man.
(KNOCKS LOUDLY)
Shit. He might be a cop, eh?
What?
- Think about it.
- Are you serious?
(LOCK CLICKS)
What did I say?
I said I'll be back with
your stash when I was ready.
But I'm running out of time
and I gotta go to work, so
Time is an illusion.
Built on a lie,
which itself is on top of
another illusion about
it.
Just come inside.
Yeah, he's not a cop.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY)
Hi, Bernardita.
Hi. (LAUGHS)
- Is Santi home?
- Santi should be home by now.
Oh. Hola!
- OLY: Could I ask
- BERNARDITA: Yes?
Did Santi seem upset this morning?
I don't think so. Why?
He didn't say anything to you?
No. Nothing. Why?
No reason.
OK, well, we have a lot of work to do.
It was nice to see you.
Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo!
Oh, OK.
Sorpresa, she must be hungry.
- (BABY CRIES)
- Oh! A little, actually.
Come inside and feed her. I
make you some pan con pebre.
- (BABY GRIZZLES)
- Coo-kee-coo-kee-coo-kee!
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Hey, man.
Would you ever, like, get married?
Settle down, have kids,
that sort of thing?
Depends who it's with, man.
Like, me, personally, I don't
see the point of marriage.
But I would like to value marriage
if my partner did, you know what I mean?
Right.
Like, if it was Reema
Pfft! Bollywood wedding
me already. (LAUGHS)
(SIGHS)
- Why do you ask?
- No reason, bro.
Oh, shit. Are you gonna
ask Oly to marry you?
('THOU SHALL BE FREE'
BY MOONLOVER PLAYS)
Hypothetically
if I did, what do you reckon?
You should find out if she
loves you before you propose.
- I already did.
- Oh. She love you?
Vince, I already proposed.
Oh!
How'd that go?
SONG: Into your destiny ♪
Oh. That's rough.
Come here, man.
- It's alright.
- Hey, man, it's bullshit.
Marriage is bullshit anyway.
Big mistake. Big mistake.
- Big mistake.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
Unlike this roasted
chicken basted with weed.
Oh, oh, oh ♪
- Uce!
- (LAUGHS)
VINCE: Is it any good?
Is it any fuckin' good?
It's infused with my dankest crop.
VINCE: Sweet.
Shit, is that the time?
Bruh, I gotta go.
Just sit the fuck down, will ya?
You're taste-testing this.
Let's just try it, uce,
real quick. Don't worry.
Oh.
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC)
DEALER: Now, you be very,
very careful with Bluey.
He's fast.
(DEALER LAUGHS)
(OCEANIC EASTERN MUSIC)
(LAUGHS)
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- VINCE: Jeezy.
- Is there a lizard in there?
- Huh?
VINCE: Is there a lizard in there?
I don't think so, man.
Uce, what's going on in there?
I'm dedicated to Baby J, right?
Like I'm a good dad.
I'm not perfect, but I'm
a good person, you know?
You're a great person, OK?
Oly's just blinded by your aura.
You know what it is, man?
I think she thinks
she's too good for me.
You know what? Oly's not even worth it.
Forget about her.
Bruh, how did you just
open that from the outside?
Gee. That wasn't me, uce.
I'm having bad thoughts, man.
Let's get the fuck outta here, bruh.
Hey, man, thanks for having
us, but we're gonna bounce.
Where's Bluey?
(LAUGHS) Don't you mean when is Bluey?
When the fuck is he, then?
Huh.
- (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
- (KITCHEN UTENSILS CLINK)
ALEJANDRO: Ah, yes.
Maria broke her arm on New Year's Eve.
Santi was so sad.
He made his own bandages
out of toilet paper.
- Aw!
- In solidarity.
He was only five.
- They're not too full, right?
- No, perfecto.
You did very good.
- See you there, mi amor.
- Bye.
(WHISPERS) Bye-bye.
(BURBLES)
Do you think Santi went to the venue?
Maybe. You can come with me.
We can use the extra help.
No. Rosa can help you.
I need help preparing
the pastel de choclo.
OK.
If you don't mind.
Is that the one with the corn in it?
Yes.
You eat my chicken, you lose my lizard.
You boys are fucked!
What if Bluey is here
and not here?
So maybe we can stop
looking so frantically.
Look, man, I'm really sorry
about your fuckin' lizard,
but I need to get to work.
Try to leave and see what happens.
We're customers, right?
Let's all be professional about this.
Pay me for the lizard
you disappeared, then.
How much?
Well, I got him for a hundred.
Hey, we don't have that kind of money.
Mm-hm.
And I'm getting some
serious deja vu right now.
(WHISPERS) Can you just excuse me?
I need you to focus, OK? Look at me.
Are you sure you lost the lizard?
(LAUGHS) I'm not exactly sure.
How about we tell him
we've already paid him
in another time line and
then we see what he says.
Hand it over right fuckin' now!
OK, so the thing is
we don't have that kind of money.
But we we can borrow it.
Not from any of our
friends. We're all povo.
I I know a guy.
He'll be here in no time.
Alright.
But the longer you make me wait, yeah?
Sebastian, closer closer
to the group, mi amor.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
- Thanks for helping me today.
- My pleasure.
It was actually very meditative.
I'm glad to hear it.
Oly, Santi once told me
that you want to go to New
York and work for the UN.
He told you that?
You know, this is a good
country with good people.
Yeah, we're very privileged here,
which means I should try where I can
to help people less
fortunate live better lives.
But to have a strong family,
you must stay together.
You moved to Australia, didn't you?
Sí, to protect my family
against many terrible things.
What you want to do, it is for you.
You remind me of my daughter.
She was also very stubborn.
Which is a very good
thing for a woman to be.
Don't worry, he will get it tonight.
That's his Colombian
half trying to escape.
Where's Santi?
- Hi, Rosa.
- Hi.
Tell me the truth, Oly.
Did that woman guilt
you into doing this?
What? No, no, I want to help out.
Are you sure you're not
brainwashed, mi amor?
I mean, save your hands and yourself.
Go home.
I think I really need
this to clear my head.
That's what I used to think.
Now look at me. Look where I am.
These beautiful nails, mi amor,
are on wash-up duty tonight.
Mum, if you teleport to the
North Pole without a jumper on
and then teleport back, will you die?
Go play with your friends.
I'm busy. I'm working.
Stop asking stupid questions.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Who are you?
Did you call a fuckin' narc?
Me? No!
No, I'm totally cool.
Thanks, Dom. I'll pay you back.
He ate most of the chicken.
Where's the hundred,
then, for the lizard?
For Bluey?
DEALER: Alright, you can get out.
Go.
I remember my first. (LAUGHS)
Eh?
Wow.
May I?
Whoa.
How much marijuana
might I get for 50 bucks?
Congratulations, Doug.
Oh, look at bebé.
Sorpresa.
Hermano.
Hm!
Here you are, amigo.
Ah!
(UPBEAT MUSIC AND CHATTER)
Ah, gracias.
To the health of your granddaugter
and your son, Santi.
Where is he? I haven't seen him yet.
- Salud.
- Salud.
(UPBEAT LATIN SONG PLAYS)
BOTH: Oh!
- (LAUGHS)
- What are you laughing at?
Come and help us.
I don't trust your stupid faces anyway.
Whatever!
Looks great. Did you make it?
No. But I made some of the empanadas.
Oh, cool. I haven't seen
you before. I'm Patrick.
- Oly.
- Oly.
After this lame-ass party,
some of us are heading to
Miguel's for some real fun.
- You should join.
- It's probably past my bedtime.
I have an eight-week-old.
Oh, you're not that white
Virgen María chick, are you?
ANGEL: Fuck off, pendejo,
or I will tell everyone
you have a little dick.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
- What did he call me?
- Virgen María.
Virgin Mary. That's what they call you.
- Who's 'they'?
- Don't worry about it.
It's not like the Virgen
María was a virgin anyway.
She probably had the same thing
you had and blame it on God.
Yeah.
That's a pretty gutsy move.
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYS NEARBY)
- (LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
(BABY GRIZZLES)
- What's Sorpresa doing here?
- She come with Oly.
- What?
- Oly have to cover for you.
- She shouldn't have done that.
- Huh!
- Studying.
- Santiago
(SNIFFS)
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYS)
- Hey.
- Hey.
(ANGEL LAUGHS)
What were you thinking?
No, Oly and I, we're
We're done. It's all good.
That's sad. That's very sad.
Even for you.
Excuse me.
Oly, can you help me find
Sebastian's handkerchief?
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Checked this one?
- No.
Auntie, do you want
to see my dance moves?
Um, I'm not your auntie.
Mm.
But did you know that you're an uncle?
What? You're a liar.
Yeah, Sorpresa is your
brother's daughter,
which makes you an uncle.
What?!
(MATIAS SPEAKS SPANISH)
What's going on?
What's going on with Angel?
We're working.
- Working?
- Yeah.
Every time I entered
a room with you two,
it felt like I was
interrupting something.
(LAUGHS) I thought I was being paranoid.
It's between Angel and I.
You know what, Dad?
I don't need your shit anymore.
(LATIN MUSIC CONTINUES)
Oh, fuck!
Don't you ever walk away from me!
- She doesn't want me, OK?
- Not now.
I asked her to marry me and she said no.
She's probably made the right decision.
You'd be a terrible husband!
Oh, yeah? And how's Rosa?
(GRUNTS)
Now, amigos, amigos,
let's make some room on the
dance floor for the cueca!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(SPANISH-LANGUAGE SONG PLAYS)
Eso! Whoo!
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
(PHONE CHIMES)
Fff.
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
(MATIAS SIGHS)
Hi.
Matias?
Everything alright?
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC)
(PHONE CHIMES)
Ah!