Bunnicula (2016) s01e07 Episode Script
Whooo Is... The Knight Owl
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(GHOST DOGS
YIPPING AND HOWLING)
(HEADPHONES BLARING)
(SLURPING)
(YIPPING AND HOWLING)
(CHUCKLES) Quantum tunneling.
(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)
Ow! What the
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS)
(NOSE HONKING)
-(LAUGHTER ECHOING)
-Harold, help!
-(THUDDING)
-You rang?
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUMPING)
-Whatcha reading?
-Harold!
Crazy, stray ghosts have
gotten into the house!
You gotta do something.
(YIPPING AND HOWLING)
Wow! Tiny little ghost bros!
They taste like nothing.
Help, I'm being haunted!
Someone get 'em off of me!
-Ahhh!
-(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)
(WHISPERING) Bunnicula!
There are stray ghosts
in the house.
(HEADPHONES BLARING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHS)
So, you think this is funny?
These ghost and monster
intrusions are dangerous.
All they cause are
accidents and mayhem.
And not only for us,
but think about Mina!
Mina?
Yeah, Mina.
Think of the psychological
damage that could do
to a young girl's brain.
And we can't always
rely on you to keep us safe.
I mean, half the time,
you're in your own world.
-Hmm.
-See? Like right now.
-You're not even
listening to me.
-A-ha!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Oh, no.
Where are we going now?
CHESTER: Harold! Come on.
You're coming with us.
That tickles.
Okay, coming!
(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: Madame Polodouri's
Curiosity Shop?
You know how much
I hate going in there.
This better be good.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
A-ha!
A shrunken head makes
an excellent anniversary gift.
(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)
(GASPS) Hmm?
If I want a different head,
can I return it?
Like, how does that work?
(WHISPERING)
Let's be quick, Bunnicula.
Madame Polodouri has
a strict no-pet policy.
Ugh. This place
gives me the creeps.
(BLOWS LIPS)
Mmm-mmm.
(SHRIEKS)
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
Oh (CHUCKLES) Look out!
Please be careful where you're
throwing things, Bunnicula.
(STRAINING)
CHESTER: I hate it
when he does that.
(BABBLES) A-ha!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh.
What is this tiny sword
supposed to protect us from?
Ants?
Oh, cool. It comes out!
-(CHESTER SCREAMS)
-Ha-ha! (GRUNTS)
I am the Knight Owl!
Defender of
King Arthur of eld.
Thou hast summoned me
from my sword,
and now I am
at your protective service.
Oh, great!
This is exactly
what we're looking for.
-(STOMACH GROWLING)
-(KNIGHT OWL EXCLAIMS)
Is that a dragon I hear
in your stomach?
(CHUCKLING) No!
I'm just hungry.
Good. I despise danger, and
therefore I despise dragons.
So, what was this about
you serving us, exactly?
Until the sword is
returned to the stone,
I am bound to serve.
(GULPING)
He was inside the stone,
but now the stone
is inside of me.
All right, well,
welcome aboard.
-(LOUDLY) We love you!
-Shh.
(WHISPERING)
Polodouri'll hear us!
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
-Let's get out of here.
200% pure unicorn horn!
(DOOR SLAMS)
Hmm.
(WHISPERING) Sometimes I think
this place is haunted.
All right.
Welcome to the Orlok
Whoa!
(STRAINING)
Uh, yeah, welcome
to the Orlok Apartments.
This is the place
we need you to protect.
What, privy, dost thou
need protection from?
Well, how about we start with
that plague of evil spirits.
(BARKING AND HOWLING)
Hmm. Petty spirits.
Not actually dangerous
in and of themselves.
However,
better safe than sorry,
as I always say.
-(ENERGY CRACKLING)
-May these spirits
of the underworld
be gone!
(ZAPPING)
(WHIMPERING)
(YELPING)
Are you guys seeing this?
-(TOY SQUEAKING)
-I think it's a miracle.
And, oh, hey!
The little ghost bros
are gone.
Nice work, Knight Owl!
I think you and me are
gonna get along famously.
Now, follow me.
I'll show you to Mina.
Meaner? Ha!
Nothing's meaner
than a dragon.
(SIGHS) No.
Mina's our owner,
who we love very much.
Ah, I see.
She is your princess?
Uh-huh, sure, our
Our princess.
In Knight Owl terms, yeah.
Here's the Princess now.
-Yeah, okay. Bye.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
MINA'S DAD: Mina!
Are you drinking
from the carton again?
No way, Dad!
That would be gross!
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLES) Really gross.
Sweet golden steed
of Birmingham!
She's beautiful!
I will protect the Princess
the best way I know how.
I place upon her
a protective shield.
Whoa! That was crazy!
My work here is done.
Wow! This is pretty great.
We'll never have to worry
about Mina again!
Aw! Look at all these cute
little marshmallow ghosts.
I will devour your spirits!
(CHOMPING)
(CACKLING)
Who's next?
(BUNNICULA PURRS)
Mina.
-(SHIELD CRACKLING)
-Ahhh!
(GROWLS)
-(CRACKLING)
-(BUNNICULA WHIMPERS)
Hmm.
(WHIMPERS)
Oh, hey, there.
Come on, get up. Come on.
Come on, Bun-Bun!
What's wrong?
-(WHINING)
-MINA: I know you wanna
come up here.
-Oh, I'm gonna get ya.
-Ahhh!
I'm gonna snuggle
you to death
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-Now, that was some
crazy static electricity.
-(CRACKLING)
(WAILING)
Whoa.
What's wrong with him?
Bunnicula!
Come back,
my little snuggle-muggle.
Bunnicula?
I'll give you carrots.
Hmm. Well, I guess
I better feed the other two
in the meantime.
I hear kibble!
(PANTING EXCITEDLY)
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
Huh? (GASPS) Whatcha doin'?
I have
your favorite flavor, here.
-Uh, where is it
-(SHIELD CRACKLING)
I think it's, like,
beef and beignet!
(CHUCKLES)
What are you doing?
Is everything all right,
Harold?
Come here, boy.
-(HAROLD YELPING)
-MINA'S DAD: Mina! Can
you take the garbage out?
Yeah, Dad,
after I feed my weird pets.
Do I need to take a shower?
(SNIFFS) Guess it's been
a minute.
(CHESTER YOWLING)
Wait, I'm not
a danger to Mina!
That is a matter of opinion,
Master Chester.
How am I dangerous?
You're the one
that's dangerous!
(YOWLING)
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, no. This isn't good.
Well, wherever my pets are
Good night.
The Princess shall sleep
safe for the rest of her life.
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
Get out of here, Knight Owl!
You've gone too far!
One can never go too far
when it comes to safety,
Your Lordship.
(CRACKLING)
(HAROLD WHIMPERING)
(SOBBING)
Don't worry, buddy.
It's gonna be all right.
No, it won't.
I'll never be able
to get a belly rub
from Mina ever again.
Or snuggle up beside her
on a cold night.
(SOBBING) Or get a scratch
behind my ear!
I guess the only answer
is to cry
until our eyes fall out.
Yeah.
No. No!
Wait a second. Wait a second!
This is our house.
We brought
the Knight Owl here,
and we can take him out.
Together, we're like
the Three Musketeers!
-We can do anything!
-Yeah! Ha-ha!
Now, we just need a plan.
Okay, we know he has
a thing for safety,
he can create electric
force fields, and
Oh, he hates dragons.
-And
-A-ha!
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Where you going?
We're cooking up a plan!
Ugh. Can you believe that guy?
(SINGING A TUNE)
Ah! Ha-ha!
(SLURPING)
What are you doing?
We have a very serious
Argh! (COUGHS)
(HOARSELY) Uh, problem.
(LAUGHS)
(GIGGLING)
Great idea, Bunnicula!
The Knight Owl hates dragons.
Yes, of course!
Bunnicula, I could kiss you!
-But I won't.
-(LICKS)
Ugh.
(CLATTERING)
Say hello to Chester
of the Knights of Mina!
Whoa! Are you a robot?
All right, guys. We're gonna
play a little dress-up game
called "Dragon vs. Owl."
Cosplay! Yes!
Easy, buddy.
(KNIGHT OWL WHISTLING)
Oh, my!
A dragon?
(SNARLING)
(SNARLING)
(CONTINUES SNARLING)
I am the Knight Owl,
and I am here to protect
the fair Princess Mina
from all danger!
-Uh-oh.
-(SWORD CHARGING)
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
Ho, ho! Nice try!
-BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
-Get back here,
you filthy dragon!
HAROLD: Whoa!
Great work, guys!
You led him
right into the trap!
Knight Owl always
triumphs over danger!
And Sir Chester
always triumphs over
Safety-Crazed Owl.
-(ENERGY RICOCHETING)
-Take that!
Ow!
(WEAKLY) I guess one can go
too far with safety.
-(GROANING)
-Yes, you can, you crazy bird.
Now, all we gotta do is
put you back in your stone.
Uh, yeah,
about that stone, um
It's been sitting
in my belly all day
like a rock.
I'm not sure it's gonna,
you know
Argh!
-Oh, this This feels weird.
-(STOMACH GROWLING)
Feels weird!
Ahhh!
That's disgusting!
And awesome!
Thanks, Bunnicula.
(BABBLING)
Hey, do it again.
Thou art all unsafe.
And happier that way. Whoop.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GIGGLES)
Na, na-na, na, na, na!
(GROANS)
What's all that noise?
What are you guys
doing down there?
-Mina!
-(HAROLD BARKING)
Aw! (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING) You guys are crazy!
But I still love you.
(BURPING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(GHOST DOGS
YIPPING AND HOWLING)
(HEADPHONES BLARING)
(SLURPING)
(YIPPING AND HOWLING)
(CHUCKLES) Quantum tunneling.
(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)
Ow! What the
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS)
(NOSE HONKING)
-(LAUGHTER ECHOING)
-Harold, help!
-(THUDDING)
-You rang?
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUMPING)
-Whatcha reading?
-Harold!
Crazy, stray ghosts have
gotten into the house!
You gotta do something.
(YIPPING AND HOWLING)
Wow! Tiny little ghost bros!
They taste like nothing.
Help, I'm being haunted!
Someone get 'em off of me!
-Ahhh!
-(GHOST DOGS CACKLING)
(WHISPERING) Bunnicula!
There are stray ghosts
in the house.
(HEADPHONES BLARING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHS)
So, you think this is funny?
These ghost and monster
intrusions are dangerous.
All they cause are
accidents and mayhem.
And not only for us,
but think about Mina!
Mina?
Yeah, Mina.
Think of the psychological
damage that could do
to a young girl's brain.
And we can't always
rely on you to keep us safe.
I mean, half the time,
you're in your own world.
-Hmm.
-See? Like right now.
-You're not even
listening to me.
-A-ha!
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Oh, no.
Where are we going now?
CHESTER: Harold! Come on.
You're coming with us.
That tickles.
Okay, coming!
(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: Madame Polodouri's
Curiosity Shop?
You know how much
I hate going in there.
This better be good.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
A-ha!
A shrunken head makes
an excellent anniversary gift.
(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)
(GASPS) Hmm?
If I want a different head,
can I return it?
Like, how does that work?
(WHISPERING)
Let's be quick, Bunnicula.
Madame Polodouri has
a strict no-pet policy.
Ugh. This place
gives me the creeps.
(BLOWS LIPS)
Mmm-mmm.
(SHRIEKS)
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
Oh (CHUCKLES) Look out!
Please be careful where you're
throwing things, Bunnicula.
(STRAINING)
CHESTER: I hate it
when he does that.
(BABBLES) A-ha!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh.
What is this tiny sword
supposed to protect us from?
Ants?
Oh, cool. It comes out!
-(CHESTER SCREAMS)
-Ha-ha! (GRUNTS)
I am the Knight Owl!
Defender of
King Arthur of eld.
Thou hast summoned me
from my sword,
and now I am
at your protective service.
Oh, great!
This is exactly
what we're looking for.
-(STOMACH GROWLING)
-(KNIGHT OWL EXCLAIMS)
Is that a dragon I hear
in your stomach?
(CHUCKLING) No!
I'm just hungry.
Good. I despise danger, and
therefore I despise dragons.
So, what was this about
you serving us, exactly?
Until the sword is
returned to the stone,
I am bound to serve.
(GULPING)
He was inside the stone,
but now the stone
is inside of me.
All right, well,
welcome aboard.
-(LOUDLY) We love you!
-Shh.
(WHISPERING)
Polodouri'll hear us!
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
-Let's get out of here.
200% pure unicorn horn!
(DOOR SLAMS)
Hmm.
(WHISPERING) Sometimes I think
this place is haunted.
All right.
Welcome to the Orlok
Whoa!
(STRAINING)
Uh, yeah, welcome
to the Orlok Apartments.
This is the place
we need you to protect.
What, privy, dost thou
need protection from?
Well, how about we start with
that plague of evil spirits.
(BARKING AND HOWLING)
Hmm. Petty spirits.
Not actually dangerous
in and of themselves.
However,
better safe than sorry,
as I always say.
-(ENERGY CRACKLING)
-May these spirits
of the underworld
be gone!
(ZAPPING)
(WHIMPERING)
(YELPING)
Are you guys seeing this?
-(TOY SQUEAKING)
-I think it's a miracle.
And, oh, hey!
The little ghost bros
are gone.
Nice work, Knight Owl!
I think you and me are
gonna get along famously.
Now, follow me.
I'll show you to Mina.
Meaner? Ha!
Nothing's meaner
than a dragon.
(SIGHS) No.
Mina's our owner,
who we love very much.
Ah, I see.
She is your princess?
Uh-huh, sure, our
Our princess.
In Knight Owl terms, yeah.
Here's the Princess now.
-Yeah, okay. Bye.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
MINA'S DAD: Mina!
Are you drinking
from the carton again?
No way, Dad!
That would be gross!
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLES) Really gross.
Sweet golden steed
of Birmingham!
She's beautiful!
I will protect the Princess
the best way I know how.
I place upon her
a protective shield.
Whoa! That was crazy!
My work here is done.
Wow! This is pretty great.
We'll never have to worry
about Mina again!
Aw! Look at all these cute
little marshmallow ghosts.
I will devour your spirits!
(CHOMPING)
(CACKLING)
Who's next?
(BUNNICULA PURRS)
Mina.
-(SHIELD CRACKLING)
-Ahhh!
(GROWLS)
-(CRACKLING)
-(BUNNICULA WHIMPERS)
Hmm.
(WHIMPERS)
Oh, hey, there.
Come on, get up. Come on.
Come on, Bun-Bun!
What's wrong?
-(WHINING)
-MINA: I know you wanna
come up here.
-Oh, I'm gonna get ya.
-Ahhh!
I'm gonna snuggle
you to death
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-Now, that was some
crazy static electricity.
-(CRACKLING)
(WAILING)
Whoa.
What's wrong with him?
Bunnicula!
Come back,
my little snuggle-muggle.
Bunnicula?
I'll give you carrots.
Hmm. Well, I guess
I better feed the other two
in the meantime.
I hear kibble!
(PANTING EXCITEDLY)
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
Huh? (GASPS) Whatcha doin'?
I have
your favorite flavor, here.
-Uh, where is it
-(SHIELD CRACKLING)
I think it's, like,
beef and beignet!
(CHUCKLES)
What are you doing?
Is everything all right,
Harold?
Come here, boy.
-(HAROLD YELPING)
-MINA'S DAD: Mina! Can
you take the garbage out?
Yeah, Dad,
after I feed my weird pets.
Do I need to take a shower?
(SNIFFS) Guess it's been
a minute.
(CHESTER YOWLING)
Wait, I'm not
a danger to Mina!
That is a matter of opinion,
Master Chester.
How am I dangerous?
You're the one
that's dangerous!
(YOWLING)
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, no. This isn't good.
Well, wherever my pets are
Good night.
The Princess shall sleep
safe for the rest of her life.
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
Get out of here, Knight Owl!
You've gone too far!
One can never go too far
when it comes to safety,
Your Lordship.
(CRACKLING)
(HAROLD WHIMPERING)
(SOBBING)
Don't worry, buddy.
It's gonna be all right.
No, it won't.
I'll never be able
to get a belly rub
from Mina ever again.
Or snuggle up beside her
on a cold night.
(SOBBING) Or get a scratch
behind my ear!
I guess the only answer
is to cry
until our eyes fall out.
Yeah.
No. No!
Wait a second. Wait a second!
This is our house.
We brought
the Knight Owl here,
and we can take him out.
Together, we're like
the Three Musketeers!
-We can do anything!
-Yeah! Ha-ha!
Now, we just need a plan.
Okay, we know he has
a thing for safety,
he can create electric
force fields, and
Oh, he hates dragons.
-And
-A-ha!
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Where you going?
We're cooking up a plan!
Ugh. Can you believe that guy?
(SINGING A TUNE)
Ah! Ha-ha!
(SLURPING)
What are you doing?
We have a very serious
Argh! (COUGHS)
(HOARSELY) Uh, problem.
(LAUGHS)
(GIGGLING)
Great idea, Bunnicula!
The Knight Owl hates dragons.
Yes, of course!
Bunnicula, I could kiss you!
-But I won't.
-(LICKS)
Ugh.
(CLATTERING)
Say hello to Chester
of the Knights of Mina!
Whoa! Are you a robot?
All right, guys. We're gonna
play a little dress-up game
called "Dragon vs. Owl."
Cosplay! Yes!
Easy, buddy.
(KNIGHT OWL WHISTLING)
Oh, my!
A dragon?
(SNARLING)
(SNARLING)
(CONTINUES SNARLING)
I am the Knight Owl,
and I am here to protect
the fair Princess Mina
from all danger!
-Uh-oh.
-(SWORD CHARGING)
(SHIELD CRACKLING)
Ho, ho! Nice try!
-BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
-Get back here,
you filthy dragon!
HAROLD: Whoa!
Great work, guys!
You led him
right into the trap!
Knight Owl always
triumphs over danger!
And Sir Chester
always triumphs over
Safety-Crazed Owl.
-(ENERGY RICOCHETING)
-Take that!
Ow!
(WEAKLY) I guess one can go
too far with safety.
-(GROANING)
-Yes, you can, you crazy bird.
Now, all we gotta do is
put you back in your stone.
Uh, yeah,
about that stone, um
It's been sitting
in my belly all day
like a rock.
I'm not sure it's gonna,
you know
Argh!
-Oh, this This feels weird.
-(STOMACH GROWLING)
Feels weird!
Ahhh!
That's disgusting!
And awesome!
Thanks, Bunnicula.
(BABBLING)
Hey, do it again.
Thou art all unsafe.
And happier that way. Whoop.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GIGGLES)
Na, na-na, na, na, na!
(GROANS)
What's all that noise?
What are you guys
doing down there?
-Mina!
-(HAROLD BARKING)
Aw! (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING) You guys are crazy!
But I still love you.
(BURPING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)