Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s01e07 Episode Script

Proof of Being Human

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They wake up in underwear in space.
Now, there's an alien among them.
There's an alien!
An alien!
I'm a human being!
And suddenly, their pet dog expands.
This creature is not from Earth!
Alien monster!
What will become of the Nohara family?
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.1
ALIENS VS. SHINNOSUKE
Shiro!
Shinnosuke!
What are you doing to my son?
Misae!
Where did that monster go?
"PROOF OF BEING HUMAN"
Shiro, are you okay?
Mr. Bad Guy won't be able
to follow us this far.
Come here.
An eyeball robot?
Where did it go?
Shinnosuke! Shiro!
Where did they go?
We have to find them before he does.
I swear, I'm starving.
Listen, I won't leave your side, Shiro,
no matter what.
Shinnosuke, I found you.
It's you, Miss Ellen!
I was so scared all by myself!
I know this smell.
No way! Could it be James?
James?
Yes! It's my powered lift for work!
I need him!
What?
James!
It won't open!
Oh, I thought James was the name
of your boyfriend.
He is.
We've always been together.
He was my partner.
Then I'm going to be
your new partner from now on!
Shinnosuke!
Shin chan!
Run!
Hello there, Dad, Mom, and little Hima!
Just look up! Look up!
Oh, Bo chan. Long time no see.
Buri! Buri! Buri! Buri!
Buri! Buri! Buri! Buri!
-Dummy! We need to run!
-Buri! Buri!
It's too dangerous out here.
Let's go back.
But, if we go back,
Mr. Bad guy will hurt Shiro.
I got an idea. Leave it to me!
Monster! I'll get rid of you!
Wait, wait. Wait a minute.
There's a way to test if someone
is human or not.
It's this!
If you're truly human, you should burp
after drinking super strong Soda Gold.
If you don't burp, then you're not human!
No way,
that theory doesn't make any sense.
You're nuts!
Am I right, Mr. Jailbreaker?
Now, I see,
so a burp is proof of being human.
Oh, then let's get on with it!
That monster goes first.
Now, Shiro. Open up.
You see! Shiro is human.
Okay, he is human.
No, he's a dog.
I mean, yes, dogs are humans, too!
Okay, now it's my turn to go!
Gold, it's good!
Taste it again with a burp! Soda Gold!
Enough, hand it over.
It's embarrassing to burp
in front of people.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, what?
Mom?
It's her! She must be the one!
It looks like we found the alien!
That hurt my teeth!
Why are you so confusing?
And why is your butt so big?
My butt has nothing to do with this!
Take it. You're next.
Hey!
Oh, yeah? You all think
that I'm the alien, don't you?
Just drink up.
What a cute burp from such a scary face.
Shut up! Do you all see now? I'm human!
Now, you're up!
What? Do I have to kiss you indirectly?
What's wrong? Come on, drink up!
But this will be my very first kiss.
Come on, Mr. Alien, hurry!
Drink it up, quickly!
But I swear I'm human! I'm not an alien!
Why does it have to be me?
Shinnosuke! At least pretend
that you didn't do it!
Oh, Roger!
Nothing at all.
I knew it!
You're the alien, then!
No, way, but I'm a human being, I swear!
Oh, finally!
Yes, I did it! Proof that I'm a human!
Why did you drink it all?
You fool!
But that means that you and I
were able to prove that we're human.
Wait a second! You!
You must be lying about waking up first!
You are the alien!
How could you say that? Look at you.
But you're the only one who wasn't there
when we woke up.
What?
Hey! That monster is the one who looks
the most suspicious!
Shiro, are you okay?
Shiro!
You're so fluffy!
You all must be trying to trick everyone
by looking innocent!
What does that mean?
In other words
nobody can be trusted.
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