Doraemon (2014) s01e07 Episode Script

Hi, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! (Yelling) And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But, things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cuz here we go again.
(Noby) Hey, guys.
What's up? They buried a time capsule in this field 20 years ago.
And they're about to dig it up! (gasps) - We got it! - (all clamoring) What's so exciting about a time capsule? This stuff is in perfect condition, like it was put here yesterday! I bet it's worth a fortune.
- Wow! - Nice! (indistinct chatter) Sweet! Hey.
I know.
We should bury a time capsule, too.
That'd be cool.
I wonder if our stuff would be worth anything in 20 years.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Sweet! OK! I'll get gamer cards! And I'll bring a sample of my sweet vocal stylings! I'll put in my journal with all my thoughts in it! And I'll go ask Doraemon for something strong enough that will keep it all safe! (all) Awesome! Doraemon, we're making a time capsule! Do you have something strong enough to hold all our stuff? Doraemon? Buddy? Where did he run off to now? - (dinging) - Huh? What's this thing? I don't know what this is, but it'll make a perfect time capsule! (Noby singing indistinct) Watch out! Make way! Not sure what I'm doin' here! Huh? That's better.
Perfect.
- (yells) What was that for? - Slacking off on the job! Come on, I was just fixing the statue! Well, there's no time for that! Come on! I've got so many cards here that I'm sure that at least one of 'em will skyrocket in value! They'll hear this 20 years from now and realize I was ahead of my time.
See you in 20 years, journal! Here! Cool.
That outta protect this stuff for decades.
What are you putting in there, Noby? I'm going with a comic book! - (Big G) Sweet! - (Sneech) Nice! (Big G) Here's mine! (Shizuka) Twenty years sure is a long time.
- We'll be ancient! - Yep! Now Let's bury it! - Here! Keep it safe.
- OK.
(all grunting) (Big G) Good.
Deep enough.
(giggles) And done.
This time capsule is an investment in our futures.
Boy band superstar, here I come! See ya in 20 years.
Oh, there you are! Ave you guys seen my 100 Year Time Capsule anywhere? Wow, what a lucky coincidence.
- That thing is really a time capsule? - It sure is.
Wait.
What do you mean "lucky coincidence?" Well.
We kinda buried it.
What?! You buried it?! Please tell me you didn't turn its activation switch to red.
Does red mean something bad will happen? Is a red light ever a good thing? Oh, Noby! Didn't you ever think it might be a high tech device from the future? That time capsule was a real time machine! And this is a problem how? If you set it to red, it goes back 100 years.
On blue, it'll go 100 years into the future.
Yeah, still not getting' it.
Our stuff's in there! (all yelling) It's all gone.
And so's our stuff! As soon as you buried it, it went 100 years into the past.
Noby, of all your lame-brain moves, this one's the worst! Really? The worst? Then, that means my journal was Sent back 100 years in time.
This is all your fault, Noby! Fix this! Or I'll pound you into another century.
Uhhh OK, OK, I'll fix it! You really need to stop messing with my stuff without asking.
OK? You don't have to rail on me too, Doraemon! Well, this is all your fault.
Whoa, where the heck did you take us? (Doraemon) This is the same road your house will be on in a hundred years from now.
(Noby) There's no town around here.
(Doraemon) This is what it was like a century ago.
See? There's the hill that's behind the school.
(Noby) Whoa, you're right! - (beeping) - Ah (grunts) My scanner says the Hundred-Year Time Capsule is this way.
(rooster crows) Clear the way! Horseless carriage is comin' through! And I'm not sure how to use the brakes! We can't interact with him! Quick, hide! (horn honking) Look out, everyone! Wow, that guy has no idea what he's doing, does he? Well, cars are still pretty new 100 years ago.
- (yells) - Sorry, don't really know where I'm going! Is it safe to let him drive that thing? Safe for him or safe for everyone else? Maybe we should stop him before he hurts someone.
- (crashing) - (both gasp) (man) That was some crash! Glad I was wearing my seat belt.
Guess your people haven't changed much in 100 years.
Hey, it's a work in progress.
- (beeping) - What? - Is this it? - Yep, this is the park.
The capsule's around here somewhere.
- (both exclaim) - I got it it! The time capsule! (beeps, whirrs) Well, Noby.
You're just lucky you didn't address it to anyone.
If you had, we'd be in big trouble.
What do you mean by address it? The thing is, this gadget doesn't just travel through time.
If you specifically address it to someone, the time capsule will deliver its contents to that person no matter what! You just type the name in right here.
That's cool, but who do I know that lives 100 years in the future? Soby! Prefect, you think I can address it to Soby? Yeah, that would work.
I'll send him some cool stuff.
I bet by his time it'll be worth a million dollars! - What do I got? - (giggling) (Noby grunting) (chuckling) So this will go exactly 100 years into the future.
Yup.
To the exact same year I was born.
Seems like it was just yesterday.
When I was born, something happened that day that made me so happy.
If only I could remember what.
(gasps) Soby would've just barely been born by that time.
We sent the capsule to a baby! Yeah, I know that.
That's why I sent it to you.
And I included a very nice picture of the both of us.
Oh, OK then.
(Giggles) (gasps) Wait a sec! You sent a photo of me looking like this? How else would you look? (groans) Noby, do you realize what you've done? Uh, no.
I still had a set of ears when I was born.
And my body was yellow! Oh, if I knew I was destined to look like this, my newborn self would never get over it! You had ears?! It was the shock of losing my ears that made me turn blue! But I'd known it in advance, it would have been worse, I'd have turned purple! - (screams) - And we can't let that happen, because turning purple is a bad thing, right? (grunts) Yes! We need to go to the future and stop it! Soon, we'll be arriving at September 3rd, hundred years from now.
(beeping) (toilet flushing) (both yelling) We made it to September 3rd.
I can't believe my house is going to be a public bathroom 100 years from now.
That stinks, but focus on our mission! It's this way.
Come on.
- This is the park? - Yeah, a century later.
This area is off limits.
What?! But this is a matter of life and cat color! - It's just for a few minutes.
- Access denied! (groans) It's almost time.
We promise we won't get in anyone's way! (grunts) Ah! You cannot enter.
(both grunting and yelling) (whistle blows) - Huh? - Huh? It has legs? They're a bonus feature on the deluxe model.
- It's trying to find me! - Huh? - (both grunting) - We gotta chase that thing down! Hurry! (Doraemon) I forgot! In the future they put up force-fields to protect people from traffic.
But the Time Capsule ran right through it! Yeah, because it's a capsule, not a pedestrian.
- Come on, light.
Turn green! - Yeah! - Hurry up, hurry up! - Green, green, green! (whistle blows) Where did the time capsule go? I don't see it anywhere.
Well, I know that it's headed for the Matsushiba robot factory.
Because that's the place where I was born.
Even though, I haven't been born yet I think.
Then let's go there! - (indistinct chatter) - Huh? Wow! It's a whole truckload of Doraemons! - Look! Over there! - What? Let's grab it! Making a delivery? Please enter.
(both exclaiming) This area is off-limits.
Really? But you let the capsule thingy go right in.
No access without permission.
But we have to get in there! The Hypnosis Pendulum! Used correctly, this can hypnotize even artificially intelligent being OK whatever, just use it! - Little help here.
- (groans) (giggles) Yah! You're getting sleepier and sleepier and sleepier and sleepier.
I am a robot.
I cannot be hypno Okie dokie, now's our chance! - (snoring) - Huh? Noby, snap out of it! (mechanical whirring) - Huh? - Where are we? I should know, right? But it's been ten years.
Now which way was it? What? Wait! Intruders! (siren blaring) (gasps) They're onto us! (squeaking sounds) R-r-robo m-m-mice! Keep it together, buddy.
They're gone.
C'mon, we need to find baby you.
- Noby! - (machine) Defective, defective I'm not defective! I've evolved! (both screaming) (groans) You're not hurt, are you, Noby? No.
But I wanna know where we are.
The storage room for defective parts.
But I said I am not defective! - Huh? - (screaming) (muffled) I'm stuck to the magnet! Doraemon! (grunting) I'll think of something! - That was your plan? - Yeah, pretty much.
(rumbling) (both yelling) Quick, Noby.
Grab the Minus-Magnet in my pocket so we can cancel out this magnet before we become barbeque! OK.
On it.
You got it! Now hurry! Right! It's hopeless! Leave me behind and save yourself.
You know I won't do that! But I'm just a robot.
You can replace me.
I told you! I won't do that! Just leave me here! But I don't wanna.
There's gotta be somethin' in here! The human locomotive kit.
Wear it.
OK, but what's that supposed to do? Hurry! Eat the coal cookies for fuel! (screaming) Choo, choo! Choo, choo! (Noby continues making train noises) (both panting) We made it, buddy! That was close.
Now we can search for the capsule without raising suspicion.
But I feel silly.
How do you think I feel? I'm a robot dressed up like a robot! (both) There it is! The Stretchy Hand.
Doraemon! (both straining) - Robo mice! I'm outta here! - There's so many of them! (squeaking) Want to nibble.
Want to nibble.
Continue search.
Must find and nibble.
We gotta go.
I'm about to be born! (panting) It's this way.
I found it! The Infinity Lasso.
Human Locomotive! (train sounds) - (straining) - Choo-choo! (both yelling) Wait, please, don't run away, Please, wait, dizzy This is where I was born.
Wow.
Huh? Wait! Huh? It's gone.
Where'd it go? You might wanna see this.
(yells) How did you get in there?! Yeah! There's no door.
(groans) It's all over! (crying) It's going to be such a shock.
Everything about me is gonna change! There's a statue just like this back in my time line.
But it's head should be facing the other direction.
Let me fix it.
Really? That's what you're worried about, the decor? The statue's head was a switch! Hey, I see me.
- Yeah, look at your silly face! - Like you're so handsome! Stop! I do not recognize you.
Uh, yeah, we work here! Fantastic! So much work to do! There's no time! Doraemon, I'll stay here.
You go stop the time capsule! OK.
Yay! What's this? (screams) No! Robo mouse! Huh? Oh "Happy Birthday!" Signed, "Your best pal forever.
" Huh? "Your best pal forever"? (giggles) Yippee! I got a birthday card! And a pal! Now I remember it.
It was that note that made me so happy on the day I was born.
A note from my best pal! Birthday! (sighs) For a while there, I didn't think we'd make it.
But we did make it.
With a little help from some friendly robo mice.
You know, I'd totally forgotten about it.
But the day I was born, it was that cool birthday message you left that made baby me so happy! Thanks, Noby.
Any time I can do something stupid that makes you happy, I'm there.
(both giggling)