End of the Line (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

[engine starts]
[theme song playing]
I can't believe
Sandra's finally divorcing you.
That's gotta sting bad for you.
And now you're making
all of us help you. Oh!
There's a drawer here hitting my head!
At least speed it up,
you're driving like a grandma.
Gotta be careful with the furniture.
It's all second hand, so I'm sorry
if the drawers are a little wobbly.
I didn't get them from a club,
but they know how to dance!
Your furniture may look nice,
but I'm younger than most of it.
One time, my bra was caught
on a shelf and fell down
- [all] Ugh! No!
- Mrs. Ivone, please be quiet! Shh!
- [audience cheering]
- [theme song playing]
END OF THE LINE
[woman] Final stop coming up!
[music stops]
[Ivan] Help me out. There's more in back.
Be careful. Careful!
Careful, It's full of my personal items.
TO EACH THEIR OWN
- Take that too.
- [Rejane] Ah, this weighs a ton.
I can see a bunch of termites too.
It's disgusting.
What the heck,
those are my new Levi's pants.
Please, you know those are fake
and you know I'm an expert on that.
- Set it down over here please. And
- Ugh.
- Ivan.
- [Ivan] What is it?
- Is that Sandra's handwriting?
- Uh-huh.
How come it's labeled "masculinity"?
Ah, because she thinks
that mine is fragile.
Ah!
Where do I put this bag?
It has your plates.
Why are you You guys went
and gave this bag to Mrs. Ivone?
Her back is like dial up internet.
It might disconnect any second!
- Give me the bag.
- Oh, I'm not an invalid.
Back when my ex-husband
got himself a big hernia,
that was a heavy load.
If you don't believe me,
I have pictures here.
- Don't show me! I don't want to see it!
- Look, look.
- No, for the love of God!
- I can't do it!
- There's no time. Stop.
- What about you?
No. I'm good.
I can hear my phone somewhere.
I can hear it.
- [Ivone] And there's the hernia.
- Ah, look, it's Sandra,
- Would you be my secretary? Just fake it.
- Of course.
To speak with Ivan, select one.
To pay or schedule a van ride,
then select two.
If you wanna stop the divorce,
say that you love me.
Hi, Sandra.
Hey, I'm going to switch to video,
than we'll talk, okay?
- [phone beeps]
- Oh, hi, Sandra.
I was looking through my stuff,
there's a lot missing.
Like the trophy
that Ivandro dedicated to me.
- Have you seen it?
- No.
Ivan. Ivan, look here.
Get my things.
Today I'm moving into my condo.
That big gated one?
You really wanna have a nosey doorman
meddle with your life?
The last time I paid
for someone to meddle in my life,
was when we got together,
it didn't work out.
- [audience laughing]
- Yeah. It's true. How are you doing?
Well, uh, in my heart, I live in Leblon,
but in my wallet,
it looks like I'm staying with Migué.
You know you've always been
like a brother to me.
- Yeah.
- Mi casa, su casa.
But today, it's no one's casa.
Let's do this. I'm thinking
you should get a small studio.
With the money from the house.
You told me the buyer is paying today.
My money is already gone.
It went to all the debt I had to pay.
It's pathetic, isn't it?
All the money found a new home,
but not me.
It's not fair.
I feel like a child or something.
Oh, no.
There's an orphanage down the road.
[chuckles]
Sandra!
[samba playing]
[Ivan] I need to talk to you!
Hey, Marta. Can you open a soda for me?
- I'm parched, I need to talk to Sandra.
- [Alê and Sandra chattering]
- [Ivan] Hey, Sandra.
- [Alê] Sandra.
You're moving into that condo.
You think I could stay with you?
It's a nice place, it's safe.
It's got 24-hour leisure.
Exactly why you shouldn't invite
this stressful mess over.
Do you have to fight when no one's here?
It brings more business.
It's too early.
I'm excited the new place
has incredible AC!
- [Alê] Really?
- Yeah.
[Alê] That's so nice.
I just open up YouTube
so I can play the sound at the house.
It goes like [imitates buzzing]
[audience laughing]
[Robson] My Sandra,
if you need a hand moving at all
- you can call me and I can help.
- Oh, Robson.
[audience exclaiming]
Uh, please don't worry, I'll be silent
and I have my own sleeping mat,
so I can put it in the corner
and I'm good.
You won't have problems.
Just tell me before you get it on
so I can block out the sinning
with church music.
[audience laughs]
I know it.
Ivan, you're homeless, aren't you?
- Yes?
- I guess.
Why are you so irresponsible?
- Ask God.
- [audience laughs]
I swear you two are like small children,
stop fighting.
Don't worry. We're just playing!
I swear to you.
Kids joke and play, so why can't we?
- And you know I love to play.
- [all laughing]
I love to play.
- Especially with handsome man.
- Ew. That's enough. Calm down.
- [Alê] Come on!
- Both of you come over here really quick.
I need to talk about something important.
- Okay, son.
- I have to tell you that
- [Ivan] Mmm?
- I'm engaged now.
- [spits]
- [audience laughs]
What?
- Congrats, my stepson! Congratulations!
- Not the reaction I was expecting.
[Alê] Crazy!
- [Ivan sobs]
- [Ivandro] Dad?
Stop crying, please. Just be happy for me.
- Dad?
- Ah, boo.
- Don't cry.
- He's sobbing over you.
- Uh, Dad?
- [sobbing]
Sh Should I be worried?
[sobbing] No, I just sat on a nail.
[audience laughing]
So are you going to explain, Ivandro?
Me and your mom have been trying to show
why marriage isn't real and won't work.
Oh, no.
He has to have gotten her pregnant!
You wouldn't get married,
if you had another choice.
That's not it. Would you listen?
Her father's buying a new place for her.
So I need to marry her
so we can live together.
Her family's traditional
about stuff like that.
Ah, so was your grandmother.
When I went up to her
and told her she were pregnant,
I can't believe
she let me keep all my teeth.
Ugh, Dad! [grunts] I'm trying
to have a serious conversation!
I'm not joking, it's the desperation.
- Still, Dad!
- Give me a break.
I have to find a way to let her know
about my financial situation,
but I need the two of you
to pretend you're rich 'til then.
I've seen her place myself.
- It's huge.
- It's huge?
- Yeah.
- Once you're moved in,
I could sleep in the corner of the room.
I'd be hands off otherwise.
- There he goes.
- Are you serious right now?
How could you ask that of your son, Ivan?
A grown man like you.
- You need to be living on your own.
- Yeah.
You need to be more like me.
Get your own place, alright?
I make enough so I pay my own damn rent.
So you need to step it up!
- Okay?
- [Robson] Oh, Sandra!
Oh, my Gosh! Oh, no! [stammers]
The bus company's gone bankrupt
and we'll all be fired.
- What the hell? Oh, God!
- [Robson] Yeah.
Oh!
- Your mom needs you, son.
- [audience laughing]
Is this a joke?
- Do you think I could stay with you?
- You guys are the worst!
I'll pay rent whenever I can.
- You can pay rent with your attitude.
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah, 'cause it's so salty and sharp.
[Robson] Oh, Gosh!
Sandra, Sandra, listen here.
[stammers] On the group board it says,
"We're trying to sell the company
to some entrepreneur.
If it doesn't go through, then it's over."
This is all so terrible!
What am I supposed to do now?
How can I afford
to spoil all those gorgeous men?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one is getting fired.
My new father-in-law
is the one interested in the company.
Oh, wow, Sandra.
I guess you'll get
your unemployment benefits
and the wedding invitation together then!
There's no way that will happen.
He wants to give the company to Ju.
And as her new husband,
I'll help her manage the place.
God, thank you for this blessing.
It feels wonderful to still have work!
There's a catch. I said I'm wealthy
and Dad owns 15 vans.
I'm worried
that if they find out I'm poor,
they'll think I'm scamming Ju.
I don't want them to think that,
I love her.
- [mockingly] Aw!
- [audience] Aw!
- Your father knows to sacrifice things.
- Really?
I will play pretend for you. Sound good?
- Thank you.
- Of course.
- It's Ju. Ju!
- Huh?
Let me hear too.
- Oh, come on!
- Right now.
[Ju] Hi, baby! My father says
he wants us to meet
at the Bus Company station this afternoon.
- He wants to meet your parents too.
- He'll come here?
He's thinking about investing
in your father's fleet of vans.
- [Ivan] Today? Let's hurry!
- [Ivandro] Oh, no!
- They're coming today!
- No!
We have to hurry! Come on! What do we do?
[audience cheering]
I need a nice dress. I hope I have one.
- That's not important!
- Of course it is!
[Ivan] Sandra.
You just need to find me one nice shirt
and some sneakers and I'll be good.
- [Marta laughing]
- [Ivan] What?
Oh, Ivan. You? Passing for rich?
It'd be easier to make my café
into a steakhouse. [laughs]
Come on, move along.
I've got to go through so many boxes.
[Ivandro]
There's one more thing I didn't tell you.
- Go on.
- I told them that you are together
and super happy.
You have to pretend.
- [romantic music playing]
- [audience exclaiming]
Alright, that's enough.
Okay, but if you ask me,
it's a big sacrifice.
I'll do it if you will.
But don't get your hopes up, Ivan.
- I won't.
- Let's go, we only have two hours.
We're gonna have to make you look fancy.
Before that, do you think
you could help undo this wedgie?
- [Ivandro] Ugh!
- Ivan! Behave yourself.
[Ivan] Well,
is it too much to ask for a little help?
[Sandra]
Make sure this place look good, alright?
- [Ivan] That's fine.
- [Ivandro] Okay.
- What's missing? Ah!
- My Mom. She's taking forever.
She almost gave birth
getting her hair done.
It's true, son.
She said those highlights would be
the perfect birthday present for you.
- Stop it. Hey, Dad. Dad, listen.
- And when she held you
Lesson one,
the rich don't leave you waiting.
- Mom, hurry up!
- We have to go, Sandra!
I'm ready to go now.
[audience cheering]
Okay. Could you? Could you get this?
- What the heck is this? It's too much!
- [Ivan] Wow, Sandra.
That dress is just like your mother,
absent unless there's a party.
You've got some nerve talking about her.
Pshh. This is lesson two.
- What?
- [Ivandro] Lessen two.
- You can't yell, okay?
- [whispering] But she doesn't shout.
[normal] I used to say she was just
hooked up to the car's Bluetooth.
[audience laughing]
Last thing, we need different last names.
They need to sound stronger.
My name is incredibly strong, it's Silva!
Like Anderson Silva!
That's a man right there.
Dad, I'm serious, so let's focus.
Oh. Lesson number three.
- Rich people show off.
- How do I
- The shinier, the better.
- Uh-huh.
- Put it on thick, okay?
- Oh, I've got some glitter!
I got something you'll like.
I wear this necklace on special occasions.
Right here. Check it out.
Ah! I'm a millionaire.
Here, help me put it on. Yeah. My bling!
It's beautiful. I had one of these.
- I thought it was gold.
- It was, then it got wet.
[audience laughing]
- Alright then.
- Wait.
Holy shit, look at all of these bills.
I forgot that I also put
these property tax bills in this box.
Hey! "Shoot." Stop cursing.
You can't swear around Ju.
If I'm rich,
why do I have to pay for these?
Ah!
- They're so old. I forgot them.
- Dad.
There are five years
worth of payments you owe.
You can't sell the house
with outstanding payments.
- The new owner will be screwed.
- It'll be fine.
- Yeah, it expires after a while.
- No!
You can't let them build up like this
because they never expire!
- Uh?
- Uh-huh!
- But that means I'm so screwed.
- Yeah!
- I I I thought they expired!
- It's so much! Look!
You You need to hide it!
Don't worry,
as soon as I'm working with Ju's father,
I can pay off the whole thing,
no one will know.
We have to hurry. Okay, come on!
[Ivan] Hey, Migué! Migué!
Did you think you'd ever see me
in such dapper clothing?
- Sure, I thought I would.
- Uh-huh?
At your funeral.
No, don't talk about death right now.
If I die, I'm going to have to continue
paying this suit off from the grave.
- [Ivandro] Hey, guys!
- [Sandra] What?
Please listen to me.
This is very important.
I need you all to remember
that as of right now, you are rich! Yeah?
[audience laughs]
- [Alê] They're coming!
- [Ivan] It's time to fake it!
- Here we go.
- [Alê] They're coming! Sandra!
Don't go anywhere!
Hey, guys, stop, stop, stop!
You guys! [panting]
I just saw them. They're on their way.
Do you think we should sing something?
- [Ivandro] International.
- [Alê] Maybe it should be nature-themed?
[Ivandro] What do you mean, nature?
No! International.
- [Ivan clears throat]
- [Sandra] Uh
[singing "Final Feliz", by Jorge Vercillo]
[Ivandro groans] Please don't do that.
Mom, please!
[Marta] Maybe you and I
should dance like that.
[singing continues]
- Ju?
- [audience cheering]
Ju! How are you?
- I'm so glad to see you.
- It's been way too long. I've missed you.
- [Ivandro] You look cute.
- [Ju] You look great.
- Thank you. I want you to meet my parents.
- [Ju] Okay, let's do it.
- [singing continues]
- Stop it!
- Is that a new perfume you're wearing?
- Uh, no, it's the same one.
- [Ivandro] I guess I just missed you.
- [Ju laughs] You're so silly.
- Yeah?
- Stop it. These are my parents.
- Nice to meet you. My name's Juliana.
- [Ivan] Hello.
- I'm Ivan.
- Don't sing!
- How are you? Hi.
- [Sandra] Hello, dear.
[Ju] Wow, Ms. Sandra,
I love your earrings!
- Where'd you get them?
- In Paris.
I'm well traveled.
[Ju's father] Hello.
It's so good to meet you.
- [Ju's mother] Hi.
- Hello. It's a pleasure to be here.
Those two are my parents,
Genésio e Matilda Alcântara.
- Uh
- Hello.
Hello! Nice to meet you. So, uh, I'm Ivan
and this is my wife,
Sandra of the Riachuelo Renners.
[all laugh]
- [Genésio] That's good. There was
- [laughing continues]
[Ivandro] That sounds ridiculous.
You said a strong name, so we're
from Riachuelo and we're the Renners.
- Okay, it's okay.
- [exhales]
Your relationship is just wonderful.
It's so rare to find a relationship
found in traditional values in this age.
- We're trying.
- Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah. Without my gorgeous wife here,
I wouldn't be alive.
[both groaning]
Well, without this woman here,
I'd be on the street, so
- Yeah!
- [both groaning]
Those two have more chemistry
than a nuclear power plant.
- Yeah.
- It's annoying, actually.
A song that's too catchy. Ooh!
They're quite a pair.
[Maurício] Not for much longer!
I spent a lot of money
printing up these documents,
once you sign, the divorce will be final.
- You're divorcing?
- We play this joke every year.
We've done it several times.
We do it to remarry and build passion.
[Ivan] You know how it is being rich.
There's nothing else to do
but get remarried.
- [all laughing]
- [audience laughing]
- Get out of here.
- Why are you talking like that?
- Get out.
- You're usually shouting not whispering.
You need to go away!
We want you out of here.
[Maurício] What's going on?
So you mentioned you might want
to invest in my vans here. [chuckles]
Now, we I mean, it's such an honor
that you would consider joining with us.
Oh, I find the potential
for a van company very intriguing.
- Mm-hmm.
- You have a van fleet already, right?
Well, I'm a great fan
of Greta Van Fleet, of course.
[audience laughing]
I'm talking about the band!
I'm funny and rich.
- [Sandra] So funny.
- [all laughing]
A little rich people humor.
We're so funny. What am I [laughs]
We'll need to see the numbers
your company's been pulling in
and the balance sheet.
The bala It's actually a bit,
you know, uh [grunts] Mmm
The van shakes so much
that we don't sell sweets, we sell Dramin.
[all laugh]
Follow me. You can see it.
- Perfect. Come on, honey. This way.
- Come on.
Well, as you can see here,
it has seats for about 15 people.
But if they can squeeze in,
about 30 fit in.
Wow, that is very nice.
Where do you keep the other vans at?
The other vans are at the dealer.
If you give me money, I'll get them.
[audience laughing]
- [Alê] Not now.
- [Ivone] We have to go.
- [Ivan] Go away.
- [Ivone] I'm late to my mammogram.
I took my bra off for it.
Do you wanna see?
- No, we don't. Now, you
- [Ivone] Ooh.
Oh, are you the van driver?
- No, Ivan's the driver.
- What was my line?
[Marta pretends to laugh]
[audience laughing]
Hey. You should come try out yakisoba,
it's delicious.
And it's still hot.
So please come with me.
You must be starving.
[both singing "Final Feliz",
by Jorge Vercillo]
- [Genésio] You use fresh ingredients?
- [Marta] Yes! This way.
- [singing continues]
- [all chattering]
Leftover yakisoba is the house special.
[Genésio laughs]
Wonderful.
We do own better plates,
but this is what we prefer.
- It's expensive, it just looks cheap.
- It's not!
- Wow. It smells so Oh!
- It smells so good.
- Yeah, that's the flavor.
- I can't wait to try.
Oh, I'm making a mess over here,
it's so good.
Oh, God. I love this, honey.
- Mmm!
- Mmm! Mmm! So good!
- I'm so shocked!
- Mmm, nonsense.
- Well, if I may just
- [Ivan] Sit right here, Sandra.
- My wife needs to talk to you.
- [Genésio] Of course.
- Best behavior.
- [Sandra] Sorry. Excuse me.
Uh, if I could ask you,
do you have any plans for when
you buy up the bus company?
Will the employees still have jobs?
Of course, and would be paying
any late wages owed.
Thank God!
My wages are so late,
you could write them up for truancy.
[all laugh]
We want to give the company some glory,
and we have to prioritize employees.
Honestly, I really love this place.
And I sense all the sincerity,
simplicity, and honesty.
I swear, it's like he knows me so well.
If there's any one thing
that defines me, it's that
You scammer!
- [Ivan] What?
- Deadbeat scammer!
- [audience exclaiming]
- [all chattering]
Yeah, this bastard sold me a house
and he never paid the property tax!
Uh Excuse me, sorry. Please finish up.
Hey, Ivan! What is going on?
- [nervously laughs]
- Uh
- Excuse me. Just a moment.
- [Ivan] Just a second.
Excuse us, please. [chuckles]
What property tax is he talking about?
You better not expect us
to pay off these debts,
because here's what I think of it.
- Look here. [grunts]
- [Sandra gasps]
Enough. Oh, enough of this.
Stop! We're done, finished.
Ju, would you come here?
I have to talk to you.
Actually, our son is poor, okay?
His father, Ivan, is just a van driver.
As for me, well, uh,
I'm just a bus driver.
Ivandro doesn't have
any inheritance at all.
The only thing he might inherit
is that awful mullet.
My mullet protects my neck
from being cold, so
Look, Ivandro. Even though I don't agree
with how you handled it,
there's no way I would judge you from it.
After all, it's exactly
what I did with Matilda. [laughs]
[Matilda] It's true.
He said he was some sort of representative
for selling things in urban areas.
But he sold sweets on the train!
- [all laughing]
- [Genésio] I did what I had to do!
And I was good at selling those sweets.
And, well, if I'm being honest with you,
I had a feeling about it.
Every time you came over to my house
and we ran out of cream cheese,
well, you'd wash out the tub
to use it for storage.
[audience laughing]
But it was that humbleness
that had my heart from the first date.
[audience] Aw!
- [Ivan] That worked out.
- Thanks to my parents.
I learned everything from them,
I'm so proud of who they are.
[audience] Aw!
[Matilda] What's important, Ivandro, is
that whatever difficulties there might be,
they still love each other.
- [Ivandro] Mm-hmm.
- [Matilda] They're happy together.
- Aw.
- [Ivan] Yeah. Yeah.
- [Maurício laughing]
- They're passionately in love.
Oh, no, Maleficent is here!
Ah, isn't this just so touching?
- [Ivandro] Come on!
- Beautiful.
Anyway, the time you've paid for
is almost done,
so if you'd sign these papers,
the divorce is final.
[both] You two are divorcing for real?
They've been separated for forever.
Would you sign already?
- She's right. Let's do it.
- [Sandra] No, no, no. Stop it, Ivan!
I want us to stay with each other.
- [audience cheering]
- [romantic music playing]
Here, you take this.
[audience cheering]
Don't think that's the end of it.
It didn't actually play out this way, no.
It's just the way I wanted this to end.
It's quite sad, yes?
The finale actually played out
a little something like this, here goes.
Uh, Sandra. You sure you don't wanna
give our marriage a shot?
- No!
- Okay.
- No. You will never have me again.
- Sandra.
No, Sandra, hold on.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Would you give her a message?
"Sandra, my love"
Tell her that I know that she said "no".
- He knows you said "no".
- And I
I know I'll have to try it now.
If I don't, I'll regret it forever.
regret losing you forever.
It'll lead to drinking
and he'll be womanless forever.
- I wouldn't go that far.
- If I were you, I wouldn't
- Sandra-
- [Sandra] What is it?
- [gasps]
- What
[romantic music playing]
- You really want to get married again?
- [Alê] Think. You know how it ends.
Please, just listen.
This marriage is just like the Titanic.
It was always meant to sink.
And all you'll be left with
is a husband barely keeping afloat.
And don't forget the debts he has too.
- That's the truth, that's all.
- Are you done now?
Well, it's true.
- [Ivan] Come here, Sandra. I, uh
- [indistinct chatter]
I just ask you take this here
and listen to our song.
That's the only thing I'm asking.
- That's all.
- Okay.
["É Bom Demais",
by Só Pra Contrariar, playing]
[gasps]
- Ah, it's the song from our wedding!
- [all] Aw!
[Marta] That's what I'm talking about.
Enough with the music. Go on, you two.
[all chanting]
Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!
[audience cheering]
[music continues]
[cheering continues]
You see? You should never give up.
The ending may not be
exactly how you pictured it,
but still, if you try
to work on it a little bit harder,
I think you'll find
the ending might be just as good.
[audience laughing]
[audience applauding]
- [theme song playing]
- [audience cheering]
[theme song continues]
[music fades]