Enlightened s01e07 Episode Script

- This is Doug Daniels.
- So, I'm like your boss and stuff.
Tall and blonde and lovely don't need to be good with numbers.
- You're 40 minutes late.
- I got caught in the rain.
Then you got a cappucino.
Sandy! Mom, Sandy's here for a yoga intensive.
Yeah.
- Oh yeah, you're tight.
- I want her out.
Levi has an extra bedroom.
So, I think you're gonna be more comfortable here.
Hey, Sandy, it's me! I've got the best idea.
Tomorrow, at lunch, can I move a few of the desks around? What for? Uh, yoga class.
Probably mostly women would come.
- Hey, Sandy.
- Hey.
- Hey, where are you? - Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
- Hey, you guys.
- What the We talked about everything.
You did, I mean, he did? Levi, do not touch her, do not kiss her.
- Please not her, not my friend.
- You're acting crazy.
I'm just saying, that's it.
Just don't.
I beg you.
Yo.
What's up? Hey.
Hey.
I thought if anybody would be up What are you doing? Just taking it easy.
What's going on? Oh man, I had the worst dream.
Aw, that's too bad.
You had a nightmare? Yeah.
You were in it.
Amy I was looking for you.
Relax, senorita, relax.
I'm very, very lucky.
There was a party going on in the house.
Sleeping with you was a big mistake, but you know what, Amy You can't have fun all your life There's a lot of other people here like you It's not so bad Soft, buttery skin Maybe they're sleeping together.
I just kept looking for you.
There you go, let it go You were running from me.
I'm not sick, Amy - Now you got all the answers - I really had to find you.
Get to work I'm lost.
Then I woke up.
Now I can't sleep.
I'm wide awake.
So what? You wanna come over or something? Come on, just come on over.
Why is your place so empty? Where's all the stuff from the old house? I thought you took it all.
Right? I took some stuff, but remember when I stayed at treatment, they locked all my shit in storage? What about you? Where's your stuff? I don't know.
Some of it's here.
Isn't it? Okay, I got something, that I didn't lose in the flood.
So, you don't see anything in here, huh? No.
Nothing? Nothing at all? What am I supposed to see? What? What am I supposed to see? Oh, the bed.
Right? The bed.
Okay.
Come on.
You gotta remember this bed, right? Yeah, I remember this bed.
Just stay here.
No bad dreams here.
Come on, Amy, just, let's just cuddle for a minute.
Amy.
Levi.
Mmm.
Amy? Oh, what hpened? Nothing.
I couldn't find you! Well, Mom, I'm here okay? And I'm running really late.
Where were you? I visited a friend, okay? What friend? Okay, Mom, I went to see Levi.
Okay? I want all of our right hands to know what our left hand is doing.
Pretty simple, pretty self-explanatory.
Oh.
What's up? Come on everybody, let's give Amy a nice welcome to the meeting.
Come on, join us, why don't ya? Way to be almost on time.
Love it.
As you may have noticed, we got some new desks, and some new equipment.
We're clearing out all the old crap, so things are gonna look a little more legit ound here.
Why? Because what we're doing here, I had a total nightmare last night, is gonna kick ass.
- and you were in it! - What we're doing here is important It's like, so Hey, guy Hey, what the f I'm sure Amy, in my office.
Right now.
Close the door.
Okay, I, I didn't know there waa meeting, okay? I'm sorry.
Who scheduled that, or when? It wasn't.
I was making an announcement.
They give me a promotion.
Oh, cool! Dougie, that's so cool.
It means our department is really gonna be on the radar now.
I gotta meet with top brass about bureaucratic whatnot.
- Okay? - Okay.
It's bad enough that, that you show up late every day, but I also know you ain't doing jack! Everybody here is lapping you, okay? How we gonna make the company more productive, if we're not? You know? On your desk, is employee logs from all our warehouses.
If those stacks aren't logged today, I'm gonna put you in my status report.
Things have changed.
I'm a VP now.
You may go.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me? I'll never get through this today! Ugh.
There's no way I'm gonna get through that stack.
I mean, why me? What's that guy's problem? Well, you are always late.
And you don't really work.
Very hard.
That's not it.
He has it out for me.
I need to get on his good side, you know? Well, he's pretty horny.
Maybe if you got him laid That's disgusting, Tyler.
No.
Ugh.
I'd feel like a pimp.
I bet if you set him up, he'd let you start your women's group, or your community outreach deal, or whatever.
I mean, how would I do that, anyway? You should set him up with that girl who came to your yoga thing.
What girl? She's tall and blonde, she came to your yoga thing.
- Uh-huh.
- He's talking about her a lot.
- He is? - I think he's really into her.
Yeah, he talks a big game, but I think he's pretty lonely.
You know, everybody wants a girlfriend.
Hey! Hi! You caught me ****, by the way.
No, you're a mom, you have to do that.
Um, hey, listen.
Um, what's the name of that girl you brought to yoga the other day? Harper? Yeah, the tall one, right? Blonde girl? Is she, is she single? Yeah, she's single.
Why? Well, I was thinking of maybe setting her up with a guy in Cogentiva.
If you can just e-mail me her extension Sure.
Okay! - You know, Amy - Yeah? You know who we should set up? You.
What? Why? - Why not? - No.
I'm really taking a break from all that right now.
Yeah, but you have taken break, Amy.
You can't take a break forever.
Don't you want some love in your life? Don't I have love in my life? I don't know.
Do you? Is there any love for me anymore? Where would I find it? Men can be such monkeys.
Most of them are so ridiculous.
The dumb monuments to their egos.
Pissing matches and their titles.
What happens when the thing that used to attract you now repels you? Where do I go from here? Hey, Dougie! What's up? How's your stack? Um, making progress.
Yeah, so Um, listen, I hope this isn't inappropriate, but, I was just wondering if you were in a relationship now, or anything? Really? No, I don't mean for me.
- I heard that - Hey, Big Dog.
- Holding down the fort? - Oh, sure.
I heard that you had an eye on Harper.
I could talk too her, 'cause, since I know her, right? And like, talk you up, or see if, you know, she's interested or whatever? Yeah? You'd do that? We gotta support each other! Yeah? Do you think she'd like me? Well, you're a popular dude, right? - So, I mean, she'll feel that way too, right? - I love this chick stuff.
Amy, come here.
Look, some of us are getting together at this club called Bank, to celebrate my promotion.
Yeah? And, you know, maybe you could bring this Harper.
Oh, okay, well I'll call her and see.
But tell her about my promotion.
Okay.
Oh, yeah! Good.
- Right? - Okay.
Yeah, because she's like She's hot.
She's like, really attractive.
Cool.
She's got like, a sick body.
- She seems nice.
- She's flexible.
Okay.
Great, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call her! - Right? Let's do this! - Do it! Let's do this.
Okay, cool.
Um, you know what? Actually, um, one thing.
I've been really excited about getting this women's group together at Abaddonn, WAA, and have a group focused, I don't really have time for that right now, Amy.
I mean, we got a lot on our plates, so we kinda have to keep focused on the work.
OK, cool! Well, that's cool.
Okay, great.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna go call her.
All right.
Oh, you know what? One other little thing, which is, that stack is whoa! I'm working it, but I don't know that I'll get to the whole today, exactly.
Okay, I'll give you the weekend, all right? - But this is the last time, all right? - Okay.
Hey, I may be a VP now, but I'm still big ol' softie.
Right.
Saturday night? I don't think I can.
Oh, are you sure? There's, um, a guy in my department, he, um, saw you at yoga the other day, and I think he has a little crush, so Which guy? Uh, Dougie.
I don't know if you remember this guy? He's got shoulder links brown hair, and he wears like, really nice shirts sometimes and stuff.
I mean, I don't know what your type of guy is, but maybe that's it! He not that pervy guy, is he? Pervy guy? Yeah, there was a guy there o kept trying to stretch me out.
Well, this guy is the head of our department.
Oh! He's a VP, so Okay, I guess I could.
Well, great! It's at that club, Bank, at 9:00.
- Okay.
- Bye.
Bye! Oh my God, I'm not like, whoring her out, am I? I think it's gonna work.
Evening.
Tyler, you're so nice to help me.
It's no big deal.
It is a big deal.
It is.
You're a nice guy.
I'm so lucky I got placed next to you.
Of all the people down here I feel the same way.
You do? Mmm.
Um, something is wrong.
Tyler, something's really off here.
What? Ugh.
Look, it says 23, 23, 27, right? And then in my book, 23, 23, 27, but it's off, the numbers are off! They're off one.
Oh my God! Oh my God, do I have to do it all over again? No.
You just change the column number here, and it re-adjusts all the data that comes after.
It's no big deal.
- Relax.
- How did you do that? Oh my God! Oh, thank God.
Oh, that feels so good.
Oh, thank you so much.
Mmm.
Thank you.
Oh, that feels so good.
Aw.
Oh, what? Hey, whoa.
Oh! Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Oh.
I I didn't mean to It's no big deal.
Tyler, I I just didn't expect that! Okay, don't.
I don't You know, it's no big deal.
- You know, I'll see ya tomorrow.
- Hey, Tyler, I don't I'm just curious, like, why you never dated anybody after Dad died.
I don't mind being alone.
Conversation's better.
Whoo! Amy! Hey! What? I love your hair! I thought it'd be fun, you know, just go Like Frankenstein! Kamikaze! Oh! Your hair's really nice.
Thanks, you came! Hey, Harper! Doug, this is Harper, you remember her? I know Harper, I remember you.
How could I forget Harper? So, maybe we should get a table.
Yeah.
And we'll just hang out.
Yeah! I'll get drinks! Awesome.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Am get up, sit over there.
Harper, come over here, sit by me.
Go sit over there.
There's a glory hole in the john.
I totally used it.
'Cause I need to get off, too! What? What's a glory hole? Oh, you're so innocent, I love you! You're like a nun, or Little Mermaid.
Ariel! You look like fucking Ariel! So, you're a VP? What department are you in, anyway? Uh, gimme a drink.
Abaddon hired me for a company that developed the software to help ascertain.
and productivity levels, and I'm too drunk to explain this to you, bitch! Oh.
Oh, shit! This is my jam! Oh, wow.
Oh, Harper, I'm, I'm really sorry.
Well, he's pretty drunk.
But, he's really cute.
- Harper.
- Really? Hey! Amy! Gangsta! Gangsta! Oh, boy.
Okay.
Oh, no, no Whoa, whoa, hey Whoa, who! What? What happened? If you date him, you're a fucking idiot! What? Why? What did she say? She said I'm a fucking idiot if I date you! She don't know me! Tyler! This place is hell.
Hey.
Can I talk to you? Hey.
Hi.
I'm sorry, you know, about last night, and I just, I responded so I just didn't see that coming, you know? I'm still dealing with, um I don't know, feelings about my ex that I thought were done.
But maybe they're not, you know You want somebody in your life, but what's the price? Like, what's the risk? Are you looking for something that's missing? Why does something have to always be missing? You know? Sorry.
I'm just ugh.
I'm just tired of being alone.
So Well, we're all alone.
You know, in a way.
Some of us are more alone.
Hey! Whoa.
Can I come in? Yeah, sure, come on in.
- Killer outfit! - Hey, thanks.
You workin' the strip tonight? What's happening? I was at an office party.
All the vampires were out.
Yeah? So what brings you over here at this hour? I just didn't feel like going home yet.
Hey The other night, when I slept over, it felt nice.
What about you? Yeah.
Yeah, you know, if felt good.
It was nice.
I guess you left me, remember? Yeah, but, something never left.
I mean, in my dreams, I'm still with you, you know? Well, you know, you're always welcome over here, anytime.
And mean that.
I wouldn't say it if I didn't.
But the thing is that doorbell's about to ring.
Okay? What? I got a young lady coming by.
I had an urge.
So, you know, I can get rid of her if, if you want.
No, Levi.
You gonna be okay? I'm gonna be okay.
Good.
Yeah.
And I'll check in on you tomorrow? Yeah.
Great.
- Oh.
- Oh! Oh.
Um, I think I'm at the wrong place.
No.
Uh, he's inside.
I'm just the ex-wife, I came by 'cause I needed something.
You guys have fun! Okay.
That was awkward.
Fucking Grand Central Station around here.
Jesus Christ.
Life can be like a bad dream sometimes.
We all want comfort.
A little love to get us through the long nights.
Nobody wants to sleep alone.
Everyone's afraid of the dark.
But I will not be afraid.
The light is always there.
It is all around me.
Nothing is missing.
I am not waiting for the sun.