Fakes (2022) s01e07 Episode Script

1
Alright, name for sign out?
Anita Berger.
Anita
Have a good one.
Thank you very much.
Wait. What the hell?
Does this mean that
Zoe?
You just purposely gave Larry
a fake ID and a fake name.
You're a real life actual face
is on their camera
taking this bag.
You can't look like
this anymore!
What are you doing?!
Why is it taking so long?!
Cut the hair!
Cut it!
- Hey there.
- Oh hey, Soph.
Looks like someone's getting
some attention this morning?
Oh, yeah, it's just the hair.
Yeah, I uh, kinda like it.
Oh, my god. How long
does this take?
Once I was on hold
for like three hours.
Three hours? I would have
just hung up.
Thank you
for holding.
Yeah, no problem.
Uh, so the
item you're inquiring about
is under active investigation
and we can't give out
any further information
at this time.
K, cool, thanks.
What did
you say your name was?
Oh!
That could have gone better.
Ok. Ok.
So, they're taking things
super seriously,
which means it'll probably take
them three days
to find Sally's friends
from the cards maybe less.
And if the theatre nerds
squeal on Sally
Which, between 20 of them,
somebody will.
They'd squeal in one day.
So, we have to deal
with things this week.
We can't control if the cops
find Sally's friends
or if they tell on Sally,
but we can stop everything
at Sally.
Ok. How?
If Sally feels like
we're friends,
like, ride or die friends,
she'd have no reason
to tell on us.
We have to make Sally
our best friend.
Ok. We have to reprint
that lost order though.
Ugh! Fucking Sally!
Where you been all night?
Uh, I was hanging
out with Zoe.
Then why do you look
so tired?
We stayed up all night,
just talking.
Have you been checking
your texts?
No.
Your mom's
been texting a lot.
All this traveling is hard
on her.
You need to respond.
Yeah, right.
This is about your future.
I know.
Respond to your mother.
Ok. Ok.
Ok, Sally, all 20 IDs,
reprinted.
Awesome.
We are gonna stand right here
and watch you deliver them all.
Little mama bears.
I get it. I love it.
I bought a ticket
for the matinée.
And these are "sorry for the
delay" fake Mormark cards, ok?
Everyone get's one.
Very cool.
And, um, like everything's ok
and dealt with
with the whole like ID
mix-up thing?
Oh, no of course.
Yeah, it's all figured out.
Honest mistake, buddy.
Girls!
I wish I could have tackled
her earlier.
You'll see.
Oh! Yes!! Totally chill!!!
It's so cool.
So, just deliver those, um,
and we will take care of
everything else working, ok?
You got it!
Sally, hey.
You got it?
Thank you so much
for not killing her.
One major crime
at a time, Zoe.
What the fuck?!
Hey, babe.
Babe?
What's up?
What's up? Why are you
making out with someone?
I mean, we didn't have rules,
right?
No.
Yeah, so do you want to start
setting up rules now?
I mean, you're technically
still dating Clem.
No! Just..
No. I just, I don't know.
That made me feel weird
watching you kiss someone else.
I'm sorry. I just didn't think
you'd care.
You don't seem like someone
who cares, like, in general.
Wow. Ok, uh
Did I say something wrong?
No.
Babe, you're making
your chipmunk face.
No!
Ken, you don't know
my faces, ok?
That's
I don't know. That just
made me feel gross.
I feel gross now.
Ok. Just forget it.
Babe, come on.
No, this was all a mistake.
We're done.
You're a little quiet today.
I'm stressed out of my head.
I know. How did Sophie sell
so many IDs?
Have you seen her face?
I'm stressed out about Sally.
Well sleepovers are
the best way to-
No, there has to be a quicker
way than this.
She's a very nice girl.
Are you, are you for
Coming in hot. Hey-oh!
I've got
your dinner, girls.
Ew.
Struck a nerve.
Ok. Fair enough.
All these are Sophie, huh?
What about that other girl?
The singing kid,
how's she doing?
Uh, good. Yeah, good.
Yeah? How many?
She sold another 20.
It's all mixed up
in this batch.
Dank. Dank.
You got my pay?
Yep.
You know, Zuckerberg says
you gotta be a great boss.
You know, to stop your people
from using your bandwidth
to search for another job.
Um, ok.
I say this because I think
we've all enjoyed
all this quality time
we've been spending together.
But, it would seem as those you
kids have proven yourselves
to be, well, pretty much
trustful. So
Ba ba! Spare keys!
Only use the residential door.
Do not be seen and if you
get in any trouble,
call me first.
Cool.
For christ sake, Becca.
Stop buying furniture.
I told you.
Just making it cozier!
You guys are here temporarily,
remember?
I'm already looking into a
smaller spot by the water.
I know a guy's cousin.
How tempting.
Rebecca.
Ok, sorry, Dad.
Woah! No.
No, do not call me
your father.
We don't. We call you dad.
Stop.
You're literally saved
on my phone.
There is so much wrong
with that.
That's a nice haircut.
Oh, thanks, Dad.
Stop ok, and stop decorating!
I am moving you kids out of here
at the end of the month.
This is literally why
we call you dad.
You sound like my dad.
Fuck it.
Enjoy your dinner.
- Thanks, Dad!
- Fuck off!
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, Dad.
"Write loyal
cantons of contemned love
"And sing them loud even
in the dead of night."
Sally, um why do you have
an accent?
Um, I
I just find it's really hard
to do it without one, you know?
Right. It's great.
It's, uh
It's powerful.
"Halloo your
name to the reverberate hills
"And make the babbling gossip
of the air, Cry out ‘Olivia'!"
Whoosh, blam!
Whoosh, blam, ping!
Uh, whoosh, blam, ping, I
Whoosh, blam, ping, uh
Um, oh
Take a pair of
sparkling eyes, ♪
Hidden, ever and anon, ♪
In a merciful eclipse ♪
Do not heed their
mild surprise ♪
Having passed the Rubicon, ♪
Take a pair of rosy lips; ♪
Take a pair of
sparkling eyes ♪
Don't.
It's catchy.
I was there.
Fuck!
You can't take it out
until the second beep.
I know what I did.
Ok, fine.
I'm sorry. I know that
it's hard once you're tired,
but I asked Tryst to rush
an order for another printer.
I can't work.
Ok, I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I know.
I'm actually tired too.
Sophie keeps delivering
but we're worried about
fucking Sally selling us out?
How did we get here?
How is this my life?
Ok, just calm down.
How do you forget a bag
of illegal merchandise
on a public bus?
Ok, how stupid
do you have to be?
Don't be mean.
Don't be mean?
We're getting fucked
because of your dealer.
- No, she's our dealer.
- Sophie is my dealer.
No, it's one team.
That's what you said.
Look
We can't just be fake friends
with Sally
and wait for the cops
to show up.
We need extra protection.
Fine. What are you thinking?
- It's pretty good.
- Thanks.
Z you did most
of the research
and would be like the smallest
punishment possible.
It's really only in case,
you know
Worst case scenario, yeah.
In case they catch me.
Question you.
Just memorize it.
The truth, of course.
Ok. Uh
Got the idea from the
TV and looked up on the internet
how to make prototypes
with my own printer
Ok.
I knew it was wrong
I knew it was wrong.
It's a little dry.
It's well-written.
Why can't we just blame
the Phantom?
Who is the Phantom, Sally?!
The Phantom of the Opera.
It's who I called the mysterious
guy who makes the fakes.
Oh!
Just memorize the script.
Can I just change
the phrasing?
Fuck no.
It's awkward phrasing.
No, you can't change
the phrasing.
It just doesn't roll off
the tongue.
Memorize the script!
B
- Sally.
- Your phone.
I know, I know.
My phone!
I have to go.
Is it your mom?
She's home.
Um, I need you to
Yeah, no, I will stay
with Sally.
Ok.
Hey, I can do it.
So can you.
Rebecca.
Where's my hug?
Hi.
I see you're surprised
to see me.
Maybe should check the family
group chat once in a while.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't interrupt.
Ok.
And apparently
you haven't contacted
Dr. Lau or Dr. Law,
Harvard and Yale?
- I don't want to cheat.
- We are not cheating.
We're talking to the Deans
to ask about prerequisites
so we can plan properly
for the future.
Do I have to email them for you?
- No, you don't.
- I said don't interrupt.
I've been busy.
You've been busy?
With what, Rebecca?
What have you been doing?
Maybe I've been doing stuff
but you'd only notice if you
were actually home more.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Hey.
I heard you talked your way
out of dinner.
Yeah.
What is all this?
Do you know gaming
is a waste of time?
Did you know Mom
was coming home today?
Yes.
She said she was taking a
quick layover for the night.
Obviously you haven't been
checking your phone.
Oh and also,
um, climate change is
increasing every year.
That's interesting.
And what will be your viewpoint
on that?
I guess, um, I'm kind
of just hoping to
Hey, remember? Breathe.
I'm going to
That's it.
I'm going to be
focusing primarily
on gas and coal emissions.
Very nice. Streamlined.
Sounds promising.
No.
Can I be excused
from the table?
No.
What kind of daughter
wants to leave her family?
Just sit.
- B?
- Hey.
Say hello to Singapore.
Or Korea. Or wherever.
You were saying before
that you've been busy.
I'm not wasting my life.
I didn't say you were.
You don't have to.
Even though you don't even
know me.
I know I'm hard on you.
But the truth is,
you can take it.
And that's a good thing.
The world will be
hard on you.
It will always be hard
on you.
Just as it's gonna be hard
on Isabell.
Strong women like us,
who look like us.
It's unfair and
it's a balance.
But you can do it.
I don't I can't.
Don't cry, Rebecca.
Do not cry.
Breathe.
I need to go.
- Give me some good fucking news.
- It was not good.
- You had one job.
- Ok, don't yell at me.
How hard is it for you to make
her memorize a script?
It is hard when you're trying
to be her friend.
Fuck being friends
with Sally!
Ok, Sally.
Let's cut the shit.
Do you realize that
we're so fucking fucked?
What? No.
We can do this little dance
but time is running out.
Criminal code section 366,
you broke the law.
The cops have the IDs
that you lost
and when they find your friends
they will rat you out.
No, they're not like that.
Ok, Sally, we're like literally
talking about the police.
Like we're literally talking
about hauling teenage kids
into the police station
and questioning you.
Me?
Luckily, you're a minor.
Best case scenario,
a fine and a lecture.
Worst case scenario?
Probation.
Juvy.
Permanent record shit.
Goodbye respect,
goodbye college, goodbye life.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Ok!
Rebecca! Rebecca!
Rebecca! Becca!
Just stop!
I don't need you
to be sorry.
I need you to get it together,
Sally!
Mm.
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Stop!!
Can we see Sally
for a moment?
I handled it.
Don't be mad at me because
you weren't strong enough
to handle it yourself.
Wait, you thought
that was strong?
That was mean.
You are very mean,
you know your gut instinct
is to be a total fucking
asshole, right?
I am so
Fuck you.
I am a good friend,
so I know that you're
only saying
these awful things right
now because you are reeling
from your shitty mom visiting!
Do you want a reality check?
Fine.
My mom loves me
and it's something that
I've never had to doubt.
Your bitch mom will never
love you the way you want
because you are a waste
of space.
You are gonna eat, you're gonna
drink and die
and no one will ever give
a shit about you
because no matter
how hard you try,
nobody actually notices you.
Fu-
Oh hey, there he is.
Trystan in the house.
That a new shirt?
Oh, I left your cut
on the kitchen table.
Oh, my god, yes.
Please, grab some bars
and some coffee.
Oh, definitely get
some coffee.
I just bought the new
Haden ultra drip.
Mm! So good!
- Yum, yum, yum
- Oh, so good. Yeah.
Help yourself to anything
that you need.
Good choice.
You look great,
by the way.
Thank you so much
for stopping by.
Yeah, oh my god,
come by anytime.
Have a good one.
So good to see you.
- Bye.
- Bye, Tryst.
Hey, can you clean up your
shit on your way out this time?
Get out, I'm not
fucking kidding.