Frenchie Shore (2023) s01e07 Episode Script

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THIS PROGRAM CONTAINS LANGUAGE
AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
WHICH MAY SHOCK YOUNG VIEWERS
Fuck me, sir.
I found my husband.
It's been at least 24 hours
since I ate his dick,
so I intend to remedy that
right away.
If you do shit
and fuck things up,
we'll be roommates.
We draw up a contract.
I really want to make
something good. I hope he does too,
otherwise I'll cut his balls off.
- See my hands?
- I want them in my pussy.
With Julie, this little game
going on scares me.
I can't have it both ways.
I'd have to tell my Kara
that it's over.
I don't know what to do.
I must make a final decision.
I didn't like it.
I'm not a jealous person.
So?
I'm slowly pulling away from Théo.
It's too painful to see him
hanging on when I don't give a fuck.
Good evening, guys.
Surprise! Antonin in the garden.
I walk into this house
and it's a pigsty.
I'm forced to impose sanctions.
PREVIOUSLY
- You'll sleep under the stars.
- How can you do this to me?
You've got no right.
July Max!
Ouryel is chic, chic, chic,
dick, dick, dick!
It's hot, girls are hot,
I got guns, ciao!
I'm determined with Bébert,
watch your backs.
I look like an angel,
but I'm a demoness.
Always irresistible,
never disrespectful.
Enzo, on a mission
to turn all the straight gays!
I like girls, I like sex,
no competition, I'm chill!
Girls like me are rare.
Nice to meet you, I'm Pépita.
No Nico, no party!
We should build a cabin over there.
Damn, girl!
Let's take this and put it
on the chairs and make a roof.
I've discovered I'm an architect,
an insulation pro.
Everyone's bringing cushions,
blankets
We'll put that on top,
to make a roof.
Give me the cushions.
I'll make a mattress of cushions.
We're going to be all good here.
We're gonna have a great night.
I'm kind of happy,
because it puts off
the conversation with Théo
that I'm not ready to have.
I want him to understand
that there'll never be anything more.
It's not possible anymore.
- They think they're in Cast Away.
- What the hell is that?
It's going to fall on their heads.
- Four of them are sleeping there.
- They'll all be injured.
- They just don't get it.
- Bunch of morons.
But the four of them are so happy
about the whole experience.
They've actually built a hut.
We'll soon be doing sun salutations
in the morning. Calm down!
Guys, luxury properties
are being broken into.
I'll show zero fair play if you come
and take this thing apart.
I'll seriously hurt someone.
You know very well we will.
- Go on then.
- We'll all be there.
I'll check the foundations.
The TTM are a pain in the ass.
They're mad
that we're not inviting them in.
So they just want
to fuck everything up.
Things are going to get messy.
- Melvin, ransack!
- Ransack!
Ransack, Melvin!
Guys
Do you seriously think that's funny?
It's not me!
I want to drive them mad,
that they lose their minds.
I love doing that.
They're going crazy
and that makes me very happy.
- You do your thing and then
- They're ridiculous.
It's freaking me out.
It's dangerous what they've done.
But we didn't touch it!
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up, fat buffoon.
I've never seen a less credible guy,
with a sleeping bag around his dick.
Asshole.
- What did you say, Melvin?
- Speak nicely.
Show some respect. Just speak nicely!
You're pissing me off!
- Get out of here!
- Respect women, Melvin.
- Respect women.
- Respect women for what?
Just talk nice.
Talk nicely to women, Melvin.
He's just here
to be a pain in the ass.
Go get your dick sucked by Ouryel.
Why'd you piss everyone off?
- Get lost!
- TTM!
TTM! TTM!
Get the fuck out or I'll get violent.
Get out of here.
I'm gonna kick your ass, Melvin!
You're starting to piss me off!
You're pissing me off!
Stop! Stop it, stop it!
Stop it, Iris!
- TTM always wins.
- See how strong they are?
- TTM always wins!
- Oh, shut the fuck up!
Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
What the fuck?
I'm watching people kill each other.
What's up with Iris?
Iris's flipped out.
They're going in for the kill.
They're trying.
Then he'll come crying
when you disrespect him.
Respect goes both ways.
Yesterday he was crying
over a kiss and now look at him.
- Broke ass.
- I don't wanna see anyone.
I can't not sleep tonight.
- I'll die, Ouryel, if I don't sleep.
- Tonight, I wanted to sleep
and be back in great shape.
It means I'm going to be on edge,
vile, unbearable.
It's cold. It's humid.
I can hear nocturnal beasts.
I'm even convinced
I heard a bear in the tree.
Oh, my God! This will be
the worst night of my life!
Goddamn it! And I have to pee!
I don't get it.
I really have to pee outside.
OK.
I really felt like a big bumblebee
that's been dropped in an aquarium.
I'm like this, I'm peeing,
I can feel the grass
tickling my cute little lips.
Oh, my God, it's awful! Kill me!
I'm not sleeping there! I'm soaked,
I don't have a comforter or anything.
I'm tossing and turning.
I can't sleep.
The mosquitoes
thought I was a sandwich.
It's too much for me.
I won't sleep outside.
I've tried, but I can't anymore.
I'm going to break into my own villa.
There are
1 000 bay windows in this villa,
so there's bound to be one
that's been left open.
Wow, the stars are aligned!
I'm not sleeping outside.
I'm so proud of myself,
I want to marry myself.
I'm a badass woman! Have you ever
seen such a smart blonde?
There's a bay window open!
Come on, Julie!
The best news!
I'm up in a snap.
We're off to the villa.
Of course, we're not going
to wake anyone up,
because they pissed
us off and broke our hut,
so Pepita, Nico, Iris and I
are locking them out
and sleeping soundly in the villa.
It's freezing.
It's awful. I can see the fuckodrome
is slightly open.
I'm sure we can get in.
I don't know
if Kara's big butt will fit,
but we can make it.
I sneak inside, it's not a problem.
My little Kara joins me.
There are only two places,
so I give priority
to Kara. The others are asleep,
why should I wake them?
Let's go and have a warm night
while the others freeze.
I wake up on the beanbags
after a night outside.
Then I realize that
the other bastards
went inside during the night
and nobody woke us up.
Did you know
that only four of us slept outside?
They went inside during the night.
You're joking! You're joking!
Now that's drama.
Excuse me? Are you kidding?
Me, the Queen of this house,
I'm left to sleep outside
and you sneak into the house?
Frankly, it's unacceptable.
We slept so well
Out in the rain
It was great
She's giving me a headache.
You decided to sleep out there.
The rules were,
you sleep outside. Yes or no?
Stop saying it's us who decided.
Stop treating me
like an asshole, Tristan!
From the start, he said,
"You're my best mate, my sidekick."
Keep your hypocrisy,
I'm not talking to you.
It was meant to be camping night.
Why are you entitled to luxury?
We like luxury.
And I didn't sleep so well, actually.
The fuckodrome is not great.
I've seen better.
We only slept well
because we could see you there.
All I want to do is take Tristan and
Kara and use one to beat the other.
I'm already pissed off!
You say you respect the rules.
Team spirit my ass! Stop your BS!
I didn't sleep well either.
I was on the floor on that wet thing!
You slept in a bed!
- Afterwards!
- You slept in a bed!
Am I targeting someone here?
Fuck it!
- You didn't respect the rules!
- Stop shouting!
I want to shove a panini
in his mouth. He drives me insane.
We didn't call you
because you destroyed our hut.
If you hadn't pissed us off,
I would have.
I didn't piss you off, Pépita.
I've nothing against you,
Théo, or Enzo, I said to Julie,
"I feel sorry for them,
"but if they wake up,
"the others will too."
We didn't wanna be nice.
They took us for fools.
They slept in my bed.
I was in that bed,
the one that's dirty, wet and smelly.
In the full moon,
like a werewolf,
I'm really pissed off.
I had a great night with Kara,
but when I see Julie,
I can't resist
kissing her on the sly.
To live happy, live hidden away.
I know I'm making a mess
of things, but I can't help it.
Do you love me?
I really liked you as a person.
I'm glad you said that.
I feel the same about you.
I'm having my cake and eating it.
I like to know
if the girls are at my feet,
if they come back
when I do something stupid.
So I'm trying to see
how attached she is
so I can gauge the leash
and know when not to let go.
I thought you were going to make
a big mess. But I shot you down.
- But I'm the master of the game.
- I know you are.
I could cheat on you big time,
but I'd never do that.
- Why wouldn't you?
- Because I respect you.
You can trust me.
I trust him completely. He's not the
kind of guy to do things on the sly.
He's a man of his word.
He's a pretty straight forward guy.
From what I can see.
And I trust Tristan 100 percent.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I slept outside last night
and wasn't necessarily thrilled,
but if we don't tidy up,
we'll sleep outside again.
We don't have a choice.
We've got to tidy up all the rooms.
There's no way
I'm spending another night outside.
So we're cleaning up.
I don't ever want to see
that happen again.
So we all pitch in. Let's tidy up.
Come on now! Let's go!
Everyone does their bit.
I'm sick of picking up their shit.
To those who doesn't tidy up,
I'll put their head
in the garbage can.
- Is that your plate there?
- No, it's not my plate.
It's just a plate.
But you can pick it up.
It's a pain because
everyone here is filthy.
What's that got to do with you?
- It's a pain!
- Ah, it's a pain?
Yeah, it's a pain.
Kara pissed me off!
She's a big pig.
She thinks she's Mariah Carey
but she's Mariah Careless.
From Antonin.
We've got a present from Antonin!
For Melvin, Enzo,
- Théo and Ouryel.
- Thank you!
Last night you were the bravest,
now it's my turn to treat you.
Enjoy, the four of you.
That's my box of nuggets!
But I wanted some too!
We've finally been rewarded
for that night we spent
on the sunbed with the ladybugs
crawling into my ass,
and the humidity.
I'm so happy. Thank you, Antonin.
You're a real one,
you're treating us.
I love you. You're my guy.
Is it good?
Super good, Iris!
Théo, last time I made you a burger.
I made you a little burger last time.
- That was the last time.
- Really?
Last night,
I slept like shit, on my own.
You didn't wake me up.
Maybe I'll make you dinner later.
It's disgusting to do this to me.
I love McDonald's, kebabs and sushi.
And I haven't eaten any
for three weeks.
I'm thinking,
"Maybe you should
have slept outside, Iris."
I know that my little Julie
isn't at her best.
She's a bit sick of Théo.
So I decided to take her for a drink.
I think it might do her good.
I take Tristan and Nico too.
Here we go, we're going
to take our minds off things.
- Come on.
- Let's go.
Let's go.
We arrive at the Beach Club,
we're gonna clear our heads.
And we're in a small group,
so there might be
a little bonding with Tristan.
I'm really happy about that.
- Cheers, guys!
- To my future couple.
Frenchie Shore!
- To your future couple, did you say?
- To Tristan and me.
We go really well together.
I could die laughing.
My girl Julie doesn't miss a beat,
I love her. She understands
everything about life.
Tristan, go and eat Julie's pussy!
You're smiling, you're happy.
You rascal!
- She's your mistress, isn't she?
- For the moment, there's nothing.
If there's flirting
- There's not even any flirting.
- No flirting.
We've never kissed.
You're not that touchy-feely
with a friend.
It's not flirting.
For me, it's nothing.
Usually, we do everything on the sly.
But this outing
with Ouryel and Nico
is pushing me to show them
there's something between us.
How do you feel about Théo?
Since yesterday's tiff, I've been
over it. He's a bit too soft for me.
Do you want to put an end
to your little romance?
Yeah, I do.
Yesterday, I didn't even
feel like talking to him.
And you have
to think about yourself.
If you're not happy with him,
just leave him.
She wants to leave Théo.
She's finally announced it.
At last. So I'm quite happy.
Julie, go for it,
I'm with you. Get rid
of whatever's bothering you.
- You know I like you.
- I like you too.
I'm sure we can have
a beautiful story.
You bet!
- You charmed me!
- I'm right here. Yeah?
- Well yes.
- Is that lie true?
- Yes. You've had me since day one.
- Really?
Yes. It's just that it is how it is.
You had a thing with Théo.
Théo, he's become my guy.
If it wasn't Théo,
I'd have gone for you straight away.
You'd have been chatting me up.
- For sure.
- Got it.
Julie and I have
this crazy sexual attraction.
As soon as I see her,
I'm like that all day long.
She's beautiful
and I just want to sleep with her
everywhere, any time.
- You want me to be your girl.
- I don't know.
- No? Do you want me to be your guy?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
You're a delight.
Approach your head.
Tristan and Julie
having the best kiss of the year.
Julie going for all the canker sores,
she's going to rip out
Tristan's tongue!
They're having a huge
salivary exchange!
Oh my God!
- Can I drop this bomb in the villa?
- No way!
- No, we're counting on you.
- But I love telling the truth.
I'm shocked.
- Oops!
- Ah yes!
I messed things up
If only they knew
how long we've been making out.
- Come on. Off we go.
- Let's go.
Back to the villa.
I'm traumatized for life
by what just happened.
- Hello!
- Hi!
We're back, guys!
If Kara doesn't know about Julie
and me kissing, it can't hurt her.
You can cheat. If she don't know
about it, it won't change her life.
I'll have to tell her.
The later the better.
You've got to do it.
Just go for it, bite the bullet.
Go. Go!
- Wait.
- No, no.
Baby, just say
"I realize that I really like you,
and I can see you're attached to me,
"but I'm not ready yet.
I think it's best if we end it now."
I know it'll have to be the moment.
I'm stressing like crazy.
I grab Théo.
"Darling, I've got
something to tell you."
I wanted to talk to you
because today, I can't pretend,
I'm too honest and all.
And I'm even less good at pretending
with a guy.
I know that I can't give you
what you want. It's annoying me.
So it's better for the relationship
to stay the way it is.
It feels like a huge break-up.
But, at the start, we talked about
everyone doing what they want
so I don't understand
what she's getting at.
It's just that
we're going our separate ways.
So, it's all good,
I won't bother you, I get it,
I'm not crazy.
It's better this way.
In the end, it all went smoothly!
Now it's Tristan's turn.
I've ended it with his pal,
mission accomplished! All's well,
July Max is back!
- Would you mind if I went for her?
- No.
When I arrived in the villa,
she was the first chick who I saw
and said, she's just my type.
If I really cared, I'd tell you.
And even if you had,
I'd have said to myself,
I don't give a fuck,
she's just a chick.
Come on! I'm really glad!
Théo reacts really well.
He's a member of the TTM,
we're all real ones,
Théo, I love you.
Why are you surprised when
I tell you it doesn't piss me off?
It could have.
Do you have
any questions to ask anyone?
Let's get the cat out.
Let's do it!
It's time to wreak havoc.
This is the perfect time.
I give a piece of paper
to everyone anonymously.
Write down everything
everyone thinks but doesn't say.
That way,
we can clear up a few things.
Let's see if we can't have
a blow out before we go.
Melvin!
Are you really honest with Ouryel?
Yes, I'm very honest with Ouryel.
So cute. Very sweet.
No need to elaborate.
Melvin is a huge manipulator.
He's a real toxic boy.
So he's obviously being dishonest.
He likes her, but he doesn't like her
as much as she likes him.
But I don't get involved anymore.
They've both pissed me off.
Tristan, do you think Kara
is honest with you?
I think so.
I don't see her playing me.
All the times she went to see
other guys, it's because
I saw other chicks too.
I think she's honest with me.
- All right, it's even.
- And I am.
Everyone here thinks I'm deceitful.
I don't have to prove
anything to anybody.
Honesty goes both ways.
I'm being honest with him and I think
he's being honest with me.
Pépita, would you have fucked Théo
if Julie hadn't been there?
- Théo's just not my type.
- OK.
But, yeah,
if the feeling had been right.
Théo, do you agree?
We said fuck. We're talking
about sex, pure and simple.
- Why not.
- OK.
I love this game.
I'm a little shocked.
He likes me? Let's dive into that.
I like his build. If he's that big
in the underpants, it'll be a yes.
Tristan,
which girl are you
really attracted to in this villa?
It's getting me
in a sticky situation.
I have to be really smart
not to get burned.
The girls I'm really attracted to
are Kara and Julie.
He said my name.
He dared.
Right now, I'm having
a little love story with Kara.
I think I could have one
with Julie too.
OK.
I'm so pissed.
If Tristan wants to take a shot
with her, he has to tell me
so he doesn't fuck us both. I'm
not into that. I don't do threesomes,
I'd like to thank everyone
for their openness.
It's cool to go out tonight
knowing some of the truth.
Thank you all!
Frenchie shore!
I'm gonna have to puke.
We're going out tonight.
I'm not changing my mind.
I don't even see the other guys,
there's only Tristan, he's my target.
So don't worry,
Tristan, I'll be there.
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
Let's go! Tonight's the night!
Let's go, folks.
Oh, the music! The music!
We're here to tear it up,
like every night.
There's a lot of pretty chicks.
I don't know what to do.
I think I'm in the shit
but I'll wait and see.
- The one with the white top.
- That's what I'm talking about.
Wait, where?
Julie, terminado, it's over.
Tonight,
I'm going after chicks.
TTM in formation, we watch the crowd,
we scout.
I'd rather flirt than dance.
Go on, get on it.
We want to eat cock tonight.
- A big, fat cock.
- Someone who'll satisfy me.
I'm looking for a little hunk.
I see a guy in a black T-shirt
from a distance.
He's really tall,
dark hair, light eyes. So my type!
Right away, I'm in hunt mode.
I say, stop talking, kiss me!
Kiss me. Right now.
Put your tongue in my mouth!
I'm living the life I deserve.
I am Pépi-queen, Pépi-star,
call me what you want.
Frenchie Shore!
I love my little Kara tonight,
the way she's dressed!
Mamma, I love my Kara so much!
Look at her!
I want to take her on the table.
I want to eat her ass.
But something's
going to happen with Julie.
She's put on an insane red dress.
She's gorgeous.
I can't miss my chance with her
and I really want to be with her.
But we must be careful
not to get caught and stay focused.
I'm good with Kara,
but I want to be with you too.
I really want to get fucked.
- By who?
- You.
Don't worry.
It's very risky. We're getting steamy
with Kara right next to us.
Mariah Careless, there.
Tristan's a real player, like me.
We're kids, we're having a ball.
I wanna kiss you, but discreetly.
Where could we kiss
without Kara seeing us?
Or Théo at the moment.
I don't give a shit.
You're the one in trouble, not me.
We're on the floor, kiss me right
here! Your girl's back is turned,
we can make out.
I think he wants a little snog.
I see Julie and Tristan making out.
Is this some kind of joke?
And I look for Kara.
She's there, dancing,
it's insane. Someone's actually
making out with your boyfriend!
What are they playing at?
I've got to keep this a secret.
There's Kara
next to me, and they're kissing
in front of everyone.
What a mess
I've gotten myself into again.
I've been looking for a guy
for Enzo for days and days.
I want him to suck a dick, that's it!
I spot a little guy.
Is he your type or not?
- He's so hot!
- He is.
It's time for a chat. Off you go,
darlings, I'll come back later.
I spotted you half an hour ago!
What do you mean?
I said to myself, it's not possible,
he's dressed just like me!
Dorian, super nice,
28 years old, handsome.
We're dressed the same!
That's a sign! I say to myself,
I've been parched for 100 years,
soon there'll be a cobweb on my ass.
"Go for it, Enzo, we believe in you!"
- You're making me feel awkward!
- You're making me feel awkward.
- Never!
- Yes!
I'm with someone who's good-looking.
His gums are nice. His teeth too.
His eyes are charming.
The truth is, I wanna go even deeper,
but all I wanna do is pull him.
Finally, what I've been waiting for!
It's so good. He's a great kisser!
Our tongues are acclimatized.
Dorian, I'm not going
to forget you any time soon.
I just hope that what's happened now
bodes well for the future. That
it isn't the last time I'll see him.
Everything in my body is expanding.
I feel like I'm already in love.
Honestly, I'm so happy!
Enzo's been smiling up to here.
How nuts is this!
We've actually found a man
for my darling Enzo! I'm so happy!
Will we stare at each other
like that all night?
- Like what?
- Don't you wanna do anything?
- Don't you have any wild desires?
- None.
None whatsoever.
As long as you and I are OK,
why would I see other guys?
I only have eyes for Melvin.
I'm not eyeing up any other guy.
I'm completely in love.
Ouryel, don't fall in love.
This isn't the time at all,
it wasn't on the agenda at all.
- OK.
- What about you?
There are some very beautiful women.
I want to go talk to them,
but I don't know, there's something.
Go.
I have a dilemma. It's like
there's an angel here, a demon here.
There's a lot of pretty chicks here.
It's gonna be hard to resist.
You can't fight against your nature.
- You're beautiful.
- Really?
When I'm in a relationship
with someone, I'm upfront.
- When I'm not, I do what I want.
- Yes, normal.
I'm in the Queen's seat, high up.
I can see Melvin, who spends
hours flirting with some ugly chick.
She's got two pigtails
and looks like a moron.
He doesn't even look or smile at me,
he's focused on his little bitch.
Melvin, I swear the divorce is going
to come sooner than I thought.
Frenchie Shore, let's go!
Bye bye!
Let's go, boys! We're off!
Summary of the evening: I'm really
happy. Tristan and I are on fire.
He's moving more and more towards me.
He's a player, I'm a player.
We're mentally ill. I love it too
much. Enzo has hooked up with a guy.
So happy.
It was a crazy evening. Too good.
My baby!
It was a good night for him,
wasn't it?
- There's no Antonin tonight!
- Thank God.
My heart is broken into 1 000 pieces.
I'm really sad
because Melvin ignored me.
He spent time with other chicks.
I just want
to sleep
and never hear about that guy again.
Truly incredible.
That guy was too handsome.
Basically, he wasn't my type,
but he was too handsome.
I'm on cloud nine,
I loved my evening.
I'm going to sleep
and dream about Dorian.
Tomorrow's a new day.
- What's wrong?
- I'm too tired.
- Just tired?
- Yeah, just tired.
Ouryel, are you sure?
A little fed up.
It's nothing to do
with being tired.
- No, I'm a bit fed up, but not angry.
- Fed up with what?
About myself.
For me, I was clean.
I didn't make out with anyone,
I just got to know someone.
It's nothing.
So, I don't understand
your reaction. Stop driving me crazy.
No problem, Melvin.
I don't want to talk right now.
- When you speak English
- Can we have a quick hug?
Cos there's no problem.
All right, Melvin, I forgive you
this time, but this is the last time.
If you really want me,
from now on you're going to have
to act properly with me.
I'm a buffoon. I'm officially
the biggest buffoon in France.
- Why's that?
- Because I know I do shit.
So in the hallway, I kiss Julie.
In the living room, I kiss Kara.
I'm just messing around.
I'm such an asshole.
Tonight, I decide
to go to bed with Kara.
I want to sleep with her.
Oh shit!
My love, my life!
We're going to work together.
- How are you, my sweetheart?
- This morning,
I'm off to work with Enzo,
Julie, Kara and Nico.
Of course, Ouryel hates work,
so Ouryel going to work
is never good news.
I'm not in a very good mood
this morning.
- Where did you sleep?
- In the love room.
- Was it good?
- It was really good!
Are you really into Tristan?
I don't know how it'll develop, and
I'm not asking myself the question.
I know I like him,
but I don't let it get to my head.
The whole of Cap d'Agde has seen
Tristan kissing Julie, but not Kara.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'll wait for the tension to build
and then drop the bomb.
I'm bad!
But I still feel very sorry for Kara.
I wouldn't want to be her.
I'd rather you were
with Julie than Kara.
But I've got nothing against Kara.
Julie's my friend here,
so with Julie,
I think you'll be a better match.
- In line.
- Aligned.
I haven't made up my mind yet.
I had a great night with Kara,
I feel so good in her arms.
Honestly, I don't know what to do.
And then Julie and Kara
leave for work together.
I know the two of them
can't stand each other.
So I say to myself: "Shit,
"there's sure to be some drama!"
Lovers, let's get to work!
- We're off!
- See you later, bye bye!
- Sleep well?
- Yeah.
- Slept great.
- Great sleep. Not for long, but
- Did you get laid yesterday?
- He fucked you up!
- He punished me, you could say.
- Oh yeah?
Well, that's that.
You old hag!
I hope you had a good time,
because soon,
it won't be your turn anymore,
or ever again.
There aren't many people here.
- Let's sit for a second.
- In the shade.
Come on.
Here,
with the mosquito net, that's great.
I'm going topless.
If this is the work,
honestly, it's cool.
We get to the job
and Régis, the boss, isn't there.
I go over to a lounger
on the right, and realize
that everyone else
is going over to the left.
That's weird.
I don't know what it means,
but friendship isn't forced,
I'm not going to suck anyone's dick.
So I decide to stay on my own,
enjoy the view and get some sleep.
Hey, kids!
- What are you doing here?
- Waiting for you.
Waiting for me? You couldn't find me?
Régis, what's this?
You're the boss,
you must be on time.
Why are there shovels,
a bucket and a digger?
- You'll understand.
- No.
Get up and get to work.
Are we going to build a sandcastle?
What has our little Régis
concocted for us?
Let me explain.
You've got buckets and spades.
Get the sand from over there,
fill it up here and put it back
at the same level.
Oh my God, the drama!
I realize it's a physical activity.
We're going to have dig up sand.
I think I'm going to dig
my own grave, bury myself,
and let myself die under the sand.
It's 40 degrees and I'm sweating.
Come on,
I'll fill it like your mouth,
like Melvin with your mouth.
Ouch!
- It's tiring!
- It's so hot!
Come on, let's go, guys!
Come on, Ouryel!
Come on, Nico. Wake them all up
and get them going!
Today, I'm the boss. But a real boss
also works.
So I give the instructions
Look, I've filled
a second for you, Ouryel.
They're all at it,
except for Kara.
What the hell is Kara doing?
- I'll let you guys work.
- No, you're a liar!
I'm going to the bathroom.
- Can I pee?
- If she doesn't come back
She's never coming back.
Who does she think she is?
Thanks, cheers.
The sun is blazing, I'm so lazy.
Let's do one together. Cheers.
There you go.
Back to work,
as if nothing had happened.
- Oh, she's here.
- Yeah, I'm here.
Well, there you go.
I said I had to pee.
She was quick.
You took a shot.
I know you took a shot.
- You took a shot there?
- Yes.
Kara's going back and forth,
she goes to the bathroom,
she comes back, she takes a shot.
In fact, you came here
to bask in the sun.
You don't feel like working,
but don't treat us like your minions.
Oh no, this is too much!
I'm too hot!
I'm dripping and my breasts
feel like the implants
have lost two cups.
If nobody does anything, OK
What's wrong
with the one who took a shot?
- Exactly, it made me wanna
- Well, that's good. Well, work then.
No, I'll sit right next to you.
- Go on, then!
- You're so angry.
If nobody else does anything,
I won't either.
Why do you follow people?
- I'm with you.
- You're a sheep.
Mariah Careless
in a jumpsuit on the beach.
What does she want?
She acts like a diva
but she's a big sausage.
She's really starting to piss me off,
it's making me so mad.
I'm about to explode.
- You all right, Kara, you cool?
- Yes.
Come on, guys! Work a little.
- Get to work.
- I'm going, Régis, for you.
Have you grown balls
since you fucked Tristan?
- Cos before, we couldn't hear you.
- Shut your mouth.
When his dick was
in your mouth, you talked less.
Shut your mouth.
Get off my tits.
Go tell your life story
to someone else.
I feel like she's been trying
to goad me a lot lately.
But you're messing
with the wrong bear with me.
Go wash your pussy!
You stink of pussy!
Your towel smells like death
Go wash your pussy! You've stunk
of pussy since the start.
Go wash your pussy! It smells
like a mop in the crapper
It smells like fish in her pussy!
Shut the fuck up.
- Girl.
- Yeah.
- Shut your mouth.
- You've all spoiled me.
Kara, you're pushing it!
Soon your boyfriend will throw you
for me. You won't be laughing then.
You get worked up for nothing.
there's no reason
to get upset about Julie.
OK, Mom!
She's sick.
The villa smells like fish with your
old mouth. Go buy some new hair.
It's not Kim Kardashian,
it's Kim Grasdachiant.
What kind of joke is this?
The only person who smells like fish,
it's Kara's fake hair.
So, Kara, I love you,
but leave
my girlfriend's pussy alone.
I brought you a drink.
Thank you, Régis.
Make her work while we drink.
You're going to work
while they have a drink,
because you've already had
several drinks there.
I'm so happy.
You pay for everything in life.
We're going to take it easy
because we've worked hard.
Kara, you're going to start raking.
Come on, one, and two,
and three.
Go, wicked witch!
You've got to see her,
a big blob in a jumpsuit.
That chick's worthless.
The work is done, it's very good.
It's exactly
what needed to be done.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Régis.
See you next time.
Régis is happy with the work,
Kara did her thing.
I can't wait to get home.
I've got sand all up in my crack.
All I want to do is clean up
and get back to my husband, Melvin.
Hey ho, hey ho
We're home from work
I get home, but I've fallen out
with everybody.
I'm going to stop being nice.
I'm no longer sweet Kara,
I'm in witchy Kara mode.
I'm not afraid of anyone
and I never chicken out.
We shoveled sand.
- I've had a run-in with everyone.
- Yeah?
It was already tense, and then,
they all got on my nerves a bit.
It exploded?
Julie and Kara had a big falling out.
At work.
- He's in even deeper shit.
- Let it go.
Now, it's up to you.
If the two of them got into it this
morning and can't stand each other,
it will be harder for me
to announce that I prefer Julie.
I'm going to have
to tackle Kara head on.
I hope she doesn't get upset,
or I'm going to get bombed.
She thinks you're
the love of her life,
that nothing'll happen
with Julie, so pick a side.
It's now.
Sorry, you don't have a choice.
You're going to have to tell Kara
it's over and that
Enough. He'll make his decision,
don't tell him what to do.
But you will.
I'm counting on Tristan
to wear his balls and talk to Kara,
because their shit relationship
is a mess.
Everyone can see
that Tristan and I have a thing
and that he doesn't know
how to get rid of her.
I'd say, you're pretty good together.
- But it's not just the two of you.
- Yeah, seriously.
I think Tristan-Kara, that rocks.
We're great together, we're
- You're great together.
- We're too good a duo.
I really trust Tristan.
I know he'd never fuck me over.
He's not like that.
He's honest, sincere.
He's a really good person.
- I think he's very genuine.
- He is,
except that he's in a house
with five chicks and in real life,
there are seven million.
Guys?
Beach club
with pool party for us, guys.
You're joking.
With us, Iris and Pépita.
That way nobody gets confused.
We set the counters at zero,
we go in, we do the dirty.
- Sounds good or not?
- TTM! TTM!
My boy Théo has the fucking idea
of taking us to the beach club!
I couldn't dream
of anything better. No Kara,
no Julie, no Ouryel,
so I'm really pleased.
I'm going with Pépita and Iris,
they're not a pain.
We're a fucking team and
we're going to fuck everything up.
You look disgusted, but I'm happy.
Of course you are.
I'm happy for you, but I want to
I want to show my face.
I'll be your eyes and ears.
I know. I know that everything you
see will be recounted to perfection.
I trust you.
The drama of my life.
I feel my insides sink.
The man in my life
having a pool party with bitches.
Out of the question.
I won't stand for it. Fortunately,
I've got a bit of intelligence.
We've got our license.
We'll take the little Fiat
and join them
and keep an eye on them.
We'll infiltrate
the Pool Beach Party
and spy on them.
I'll get my binoculars
and go full stealth mode. Attack!
We'll watch everything,
and if they lie to us, then
all hell breaks loose! A carnage!
I'll storm the beach and cause chaos!
If I see anything that's not going my
way or Melvin has betrayed my trust,
I'll have to end his life.
I'm so sorry.
- Do you trust me or not?
- I'm trying, yeah.
You can trust me.
I see my little Ouryel
who's not well.
I feel for her because
the beach club is really something.
I don't know what to do,
I hope I won't make a mistake.
Stop attacking me,
every time I back off.
It's because I'm pissed off.
Don't you dare do anything stupid.
It's time to go to Bora. I'm glad
to be leaving Kara and Julie.
I'll be alone
and I'll be able to see
who I really miss.
We'll just enjoy ourselves
and forget about our problems.
Let's do it! Whoo!
We're gonna have so much fun!
Shut your mouth, you piece of shit!
I'm done talking to you.
There's a top-secret mission.
All members have to bag a chick.
But I'd like the girls
to keep their mouths shut because
they have the honor
of riding with the TTM.
- Promise.
- OK.
Your word?
- Pinky swear.
- Pinky swear.
- All together with the TTM.
- Come on, all together. The pact!
I think you're going to have
the same challenge as the TTM.
Hooking up
isn't a challenge,
it's my daily routine.
But I'm annoyed
because we're pinky swearing
and I've made a promise
to tell Ouryel everything.
I'm really on the fence.
We'll keep an eye on them.
- They're not ready.
- We're the Totally Pricks.
Let's go undercover.
Mission number one, don't get
noticed. Mission number two,
gather all the gossip I can.
Mission number three,
Get home and stir shit up.
We must go unnoticed.
It's Brice from Nice.
I busted you! I busted you!
Ouryel and Enzo
prepare a Totally Pricks mission.
Mission infiltrate
the Pool Party. I love it!
Ta-da. Perfect.
I can't wait for them
to report on what's happened.
- OK, see you later.
- See you.
Kisses.
It's great.
There's a pool, there are chicks,
it's hot. It couldn't be better.
We're in for a wild afternoon.
We're up high, so I get a good look
at all the hotties. Unbelievable!
Frenchie Shore!
I'm going next to my wife.
Come, come.
- Are you on vacation?
- Yes.
I'd really like to give you a kiss.
Can I?
With Kara and Julie not around,
my head's in the clouds,
or shall we say up an ass?
I love asses so much,
they're everywhere, I love them.
Théo and I
go straight into attack mode.
As soon as I get there,
I'm going in hard.
It's ticked straight off for me,
pledge respected.
And that's just the beginning.
They're up there,
but there are no chicks.
Théo kissed a chick,
- that's all I saw.
- And Melvin?
Melvin, nothing yet.
We infiltrated the beach party.
Nobody recognized us.
I'm dressed like
Geneviève de Fontenay after being
hit in the face with a storm
and we're observing everything.
We can't see whether
there are any chicks or not.
You can't do this to me! You can't!
Do you want me to die?
She's here, she's too beautiful.
I'm with all my little asses,
I don't think
about Julie and Kara too much.
I got a target and I hit everytime.
Of course, I make out a little,
I'm having a ball.
Iris, she's got the munchies!
She's here! She's here, Iris!
- Melvin!
- That's it!
Iris kissed Melvin!
Iris kissed Melvin!
OK, I won't get mad.
A little lip smack
between Melvin and Iris.
Well, it was all in fun,
I guess. That's Iris.
I think it was a dare.
We couldn't hear, but I think
this little peck was really harmless,
For the time being, my little
love-husband is rather quiet
and I'm surprised.
I kissed Iris, you must kiss Pépita.
- There he is.
- Come on.
- Théo and Pépita!
- Théo and Pépita!
No way!
Pépita and Théo
playing tonsil tennis! Do you
remember what you said about Théo?
"No, he's not my type"
I'm waiting to see
if she'll be honest with Julie,
because she lied yesterday,
during the game.
Lies!
- Kiss for
- Go ahead.
Théo is a great kisser.
Our two tongues
fit together perfectly.
He makes me very horny.
It's Théo and me.
It's finally Pépithéo.
We're all kissing each other, but
Théo and Pépita's kiss is strange
cos it lasts two or three
seconds when you're playing.
Here, they've been
making out for four hours.
Watch this space.
We came close to disaster.
We didn't get burned.
We're unrecognizable.
We get out of there.
In the gossip bag, we've got
the kisses between Théo and Pépita,
the peck between Melvin
- and Iris.
- We'll see
if they tell us everything
that happened.
We're the Totally Pricks!
No one's going to catch us.
- What's your name?
- Bradley!
Nice to meet you, Iris.
Or "Irresistible."
It's just a play on words.
- Do you come here often?
- This is the third time.
- Is it only the pearls you string?
- You don't even know
This guy is quite tall,
well-tanned.
His face looks like a smiley emoji.
It makes you want to give him kisses.
I'm under his spell.
- Cap or no cap?
- You mean me?
I'm cap of everything.
Kiss me.
You're greedy, aren't you?
I loved it so much!
Let's go, my love!
I'm on fire
and then Melvin
breaks my mood for the day,
even though I've been
hunting for three hours.
No!
What happened here stays here.
No, I'm not talking.
Nothing comes out of here.
So I feel terrible.
On the one hand, what happened
there should stay there.
On the other hand,
I've made a promise to Ouryel,
so I don't know.
It's going to be complicated.
Plus, I can't lie,
so I'm uncomfortable going back.
So? Did they see you?
No! No! It was like a skit!
- We saw some things.
- Hang on!
Do you remember
what Pépita said about Théo?
"He's not my type,
there's nothing going on."
Huge make out session!
Huge make out session!
She picks up my crumbs, Pépita.
Pépistar, there.
I hope they'll tell us everything
when they get back,
otherwise I'll get angry.
We're back!
Yeah! It's high time
for confrontations and see who's
going to admit what. I can't wait.
- Was it good?
- It was incredible!
I had a dare, I had to kiss a girl.
I just kissed Iris.
It was for the dare.
Ouryel, it was for the dare.
Iris tells me she kissed Melvin,
I don't give a shit.
He tells me everything
I've seen. I'm so proud of him.
My love for him is only growing.
I can't believe it! Bravo, Melvin.
You, Tristan?
I had someone waiting for me at
the villa, so I didn't do anything.
- You didn't kiss anyone?
- No.
- You didn't cheat on me?
- No.
Tristan, apparently,
didn't do anything.
I'm so happy.
I think it's more
because of me than Kara.
I think I got into
Tristan's little head.
- Pépita! What's up?
- Pépita managed the DJ!
They're taking us for idiots!
And the one-minute kiss
with Théo, did you forget?
Did you forget or not?
- Can I confess to Julie?
- But I don't owe her anything.
If I lie,
I'll be the one in the shit.
- You'll never be in the shit.
- I will.
You never will.
OK, I won't say.
I want to tell her about Théo,
because I don't see the harm in it.
But Théo
doesn't seem to want to say it.
We've made our pact and if we keep
other people's secrets,
we keep our secret with it too.
I agree.
Let's live hidden and happily.
I wanna come clean
about my relationship
with you. You're the one
- I want to be with.
- Nice.
- You too?
- My Tristan, I feel great with him.
As soon as Kara's back is turned,
we start kissing.
So now I'm thinking he's got
to take his courage in both hands
and go tell Kara it's over
once and for all.
Damn, you all got ripped.
OK!
You got your little torn face on.
- I love it when you get that look.
- Why?
You're a big dope
when you get that look.
- It's great, you had a good time.
- We had an amazing afternoon.
I want to be a polygamist.
You want to?
- To be a polygamist.
- OK.
Polygamous, in what sense?
A polygamist is someone
who's in a relationship
with several chicks, right?
Would you let me
have a relationship with Julie?
If you do, I won't fuck you anymore.
But I'll still be your friend.
I don't like her. Fuck somebody else.
I'm really speaking from the heart.
I want to do something with Julie
because I'm crazy about her.
And I don't want to hurt you.
I'm glad I slept with her yesterday
because it's going
to happen soon with Julie
and I know Kara's going
to cut me out of her life.
Just do it and get on with it,
do what you've got to do.
- You're pissed off.
- I'm not pissed off.
Of all the chicks,
you've got to pick Julie.
- Look, I'll be honest with you
- I don't like her.
Julie was the chick I liked the most
when I entered the villa.
I got caught up in my own game
with Julie and now I really like her.
OK.
I'm a little hurt when he says this.
I wanna punch him in the face.
- Where are you going?
- I'm done talking.
You don't want to talk to me
anymore?
- Please sit down.
- No, I'm done.
You're pissing me off.
Tristan finally found his balls so he
can confess his relationship with me.
It's everything I've been
waiting for. I'm not a child at all.
I wasn't going to hide much longer.
So it's very good. A wise decision.
I'm telling you the truth, you're
pissing me off. I didn't think
you could piss me off like that.
Are you going to ignore me?
Kara!
That's all it was?
- No, I kissed another chick too.
- OK.
Why didn't you tell them?
It's nobody's business.
- Was it a chick from the villa?
- Yes.
- Do you know who it is?
- Of course I do.
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
- Yep.
- I swear you don't.
- I do. But I won't say any more.
He's trying to tell me things
without telling. He wants
to confess without confessing,
but he knows I know.
I don't know, it's hard to explain.
Okay, too bad for you. Don't cry
when it comes out of my mouth.
You're pretty close.
It's innocent, but not like
the kiss we had this afternoon!
- She didn't kiss the DJ!
- I gave the DJ a kiss on the cheek.
It's so funny to lie!
- I don't see what the lie is.
- There's no lie.
When asked if Pépita
had kissed anyone,
- who said the DJ?
- Like a sausage, she is scared.
A kiss, are we one or two?
We're two! Thank you.
You're a little liar, a sucker. You
flip left to right, and say nothing.
And don't think Melvin talked!
I spent the afternoon at Bora Beach
with Ouryel.
We watched you all for three hours!
We saw the DJ, we saw
We saw you with the chick
in the white swimsuit.
We saw you up on the rooftop.
Ouryel and Enzo, bravo.
I'm outraged by their nerve.
I didn't even see them.
And now with Théo
We're doing it now.
Well, now you're doing it.
Good for you. Congratulations!
Once you've been burned!
Once you've been burned, people kiss.
Bravo! Congratulations!
The lamest couple in the house.
Julie is a fine one to talk!
Because it seems to me
that since yesterday,
I've been keeping it a secret
that Julie was kissing Tristan.
And you're giving me a hard
time when he's nobody's boyfriend?
I'm keeping your secrets
and you make me look like a liar?
Watch me open my mouth.
Where's Kara?
I'm going to speak to her now.
I keep secrets and get in trouble?
Everyone's gonna be in trouble.
Girl?
Someone say my name? What's up?
Everyone gets me in trouble.
Yesterday, Julie kissed Tristan.
Everyone knows,
but no one says anything.
Because Julie asked them.
I'm being blamed, I'm speaking out.
- Did everyone know?
- Yes,
and I'm speaking up.
There you go. You're welcome.
OK.
I'm on my ass.
He told me I could trust him
and I was stupid
for believing a player.
For him to say he wants
to get with Julie is one thing,
but for him to make me
look like an idiot
I shouldn't have
slept with him the night before.
Absolutely everyone in this villa
knew. I just can't believe it.
I feel like such an idiot.
I'm getting more and more angry.
It could end very, very badly.
NEXT EPISODE
- Kara!
- Get out of my face.
She's gonna choke me.
You must be good
with your tongue.
There are still a few people
I need to kill in this house.
The botox in your face,
put it on your nose.
Shut your mouth!
You're a piece of shit.
I want to blow you.
I'm so horny.
One taste of my pussy,
and you can't get enough.
It works for the asshole too.
He knows what to expect.
I'll give you the BJ
of your life to congratulate you.
What is going on in this house?
Frenchie Shore! Frenchie Shore!
Thank you for this pure romance.