Full Circle (2013) s01e07 Episode Script

1 I heard you found your fix I heard you found her quick running circles again running circles again on the wrong track, playback you can run around again ooh ooh you can run around again [piano playing.]
The bells are ringing for me and my gal the birds are singing for me and my gal Oh, it's really good.
- Yeah? - Yes.
Perfect.
Great gift.
Cufflinks.
- You sure? - Absolutely.
I love them.
Thank you.
Happy anniversary.
You, too.
[Sighs.]
Oh.
Wow.
Trent.
- I hope you like them.
- Are you kidding? Well, no.
Actually, I want you to be happy.
Oh! They're gorgeous.
Happy anniversary to you, too, sweetie.
Hunter: Aww.
How sweet.
First date? - [Chuckles.]
- Sorry.
Can we order in a bit? - We're kind of having a moment here.
- This is my third pass.
Just so you know, we are pretty slammed, so That's fine.
Give us a minute.
[Sighs.]
[Applause.]
Your heart will break like mine and you want me all after you've gone after you've gone away yeah [applause.]
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
God, this is so much better than being home with my wife and kids.
They never clap.
[Laughter.]
- Anyway, this is great.
A night out.
- It is.
It's great to be get away, just the two of us, hmm? [Chuckles.]
Yeah.
- You okay? - [Coughs.]
Yes.
Actually, I was thinking And it looks like we have two somebodies having a special night up there.
Hey, want me to do a little number for you? - What do you guys say? Everybody? - [Cheers and applause.]
No, that's okay.
Thank you, though.
Ah, come on.
Be a sport.
Seriously, that's fine.
We're we're just trying to have a quiet evening here.
Oh, you guys must have a favorite song, a wedding song, something special I can do just for you? [Sighs.]
Just pretend, buddy.
Pretend.
Ladies don't like when we can't remember our wedding song.
- [Laughter.]
- Wow, this is really I hope you're all enjoying this.
I didn't realize I booked a dinner for my wife and me at a comedy club.
You're not Jace Cooper, buddy, so give it a rest.
Never claimed to be, pal.
Just making conversation.
- Trent.
- What? This guy is seriously look, I promise I'll put something in your tip jar later.
Just can you leave us alone while we're eating? Sorry, friend.
I'm paid to interact.
Great.
Interact with somebody else, then.
- It's our anniversary here.
- Ooh, let me guess! You went crazy and got her some earrings.
[Laughter.]
That's What is your problem? I I don't got a problem.
No problem.
You know, that's actually not quite true.
Life is hard, you know? I'm just a blue-collar guy in a white-collar world, struggling to get by, chasing my dream on this here piano.
But now I don't got a problem.
Uh, yeah, you do.
You talk too much.
Try chatting less and singing more.
You might make it bigger than playing Ellipsis here one night a week.
Ouch.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Don't give up my day job.
And w what is it that you do, if you don't mind me asking? I run a software company.
A big one.
Nice.
- Are you hiring? - [Laughter.]
Sorry, buddy.
We're full up.
Business is great.
Good luck with your next self-produced album.
Wow.
Wow, wow.
Have fun tonight, sweetheart.
He seems like a wonderful guy.
He is.
He's he's great, and our wedding song is, um, "I Wanna Kiss You All Over" or something like that.
Um I wanna kiss you all over [Laughter.]
It's kind of embarrassing, but, yeah.
- No, that's lovely.
No, I know that.
- Thank you.
Actually, I think it's just called "Kiss You All Over.
" Do you know who sang it? Um - No.
- Exile.
- Really? Is that right? - Yes, it was Exile.
It came out in 1978.
It went to the top of the charts.
And now can we get back to our meal, our romantic meal for two here, or do you guys want to play "Jeopardy!" a bit longer while our food gets cold, huh? Uh, she's having tartare there.
In case you haven't noticed, buddy, it's meant to be cold.
You know what? No, what's that? Why don't you tell me? You're really pushing it here.
I mean, really pushing it.
Am I really? Well, please explain.
Just Forget it.
Forget it.
Seriously, can we go back to our evening now? Okay, well, uh, looks like it's time for my first break of the evening after one more song, but, uh, don't worry.
I'll be back in 20 minutes for another set.
Thank you so much for listening.
I wanna kiss you all over and over again I wanna kiss you all over till the night closes in till the night closes in till the night closes in You okay? You happy? Mm-hmm.
It's delicious.
- No, I mean - I know.
Yes.
It's been a lovely evening, even with the, uh Oh, forget that.
He was just being annoying.
No, but you shouldn't get so I just want this to be a really nice time for us.
That's all.
It's special.
I think an anniversary should be special.
Me, too.
Hmm.
Did you like Disney this time around, - Trisha? - Mm-hmm.
So much fun.
I know.
And the weather was great.
And the kids had a ball.
The yacht club is always great.
They do an excellent job there with everything the service.
And I just really think it's top-notch.
I really like the beach club, too, but the yacht club's I don't know just that much classier.
Not as many kids, maybe, 'cause it's further away from the pool.
- You know what I mean? - Definitely.
- Hmm.
- It definitely is.
Trent, can I just I just want to I want to ask you something.
Please don't get mad.
- I don't get mad.
- Well, everybody gets mad sometimes.
No, but, I mean, if you ask me things, do I generally get mad when you do that? Not usually, no.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
Me, too.
I'm just saying.
Forget it.
Please, come on.
I didn't mean to make you stop.
- Please, ask me.
- Fine.
I mean it.
It's our big day, so you can ask me anything.
All right.
Are you honestly happy? [Chuckles.]
Sweetie, didn't I just ask you that a few minutes ago? And now you're you're doing it to me.
You're you turned it around.
Now you're asking me.
No, but I'm that was I'm being serious now.
I mean really happy as a couple.
I'm Please tell me.
Why are you asking this? Have I done something to make you get all No, no.
It's just a feeling.
What? You know, - just a feeling.
That's all.
- What? From what? What feeling? I don't know.
Lately, the last few months or so.
Disney.
What? Disney? What happened there? We had a blast at Disney.
I don't even No, it was, and I had a great time.
The kids both said that they had fun, too, but I just Yeah, but I don't know what you're getting at.
Seriously, I don't.
Maybe I'm just being crazy.
I don't know.
Honey, Trisha, what what? That lifeguard I saw you talking to, the one by the main pool - by the slide.
- Yeah? What about it? You two were just very chatty.
Oh, please.
That's - please.
- I know.
But You know, you were all friendly, and you were always down there early in the mornings, I was getting us good seats.
That's what I was doing.
I was down there early when it opened so we could all have seats in the shade in case we wanted to get out of the sun.
That's what I was doing.
- Fine.
That's fine.
- No.
No.
We're not gonna do this, have this argument and then stop talking the rest of the night, please.
No.
We're not gonna do this.
I've never felt this way before.
You work all the time with younger women, and you hire students, and and and all the time, but there was something about her.
Which one? Stop.
You mean with the braids? That one? - Yes, that one.
- The blonde? Well, there were a lot of kids at the pool - working all over the place.
- Yeah, but I said one thing.
I said one thing, and you knew immediately who it was.
You you asked if it was the one with the braids, so you knew which one I was talking about.
Yes, the blonde one, the girl with the blonde hair.
I guess so.
I mean, I did talk to her sometimes.
She had that early shift of laying out the towels and stuff, but [Sighs.]
She's from Oregon, so we got on the subject of Portland one time, but that is the entire story.
It is I wasn't hanging out down there waiting for her or anything.
I wasn't.
Fine.
[Sighs.]
Trisha, please, come on.
Look, I'm not saying that you wanted to run away with her, okay? I'm not saying that.
I just felt really I don't know.
I mean She's so young and and You know, all beautiful there, and she just wasn't even she didn't have on, like, one of those skimpy, little bikinis or anything like that.
They all have to wear those red one-piece things.
It just she had this way about her, you know, smiling and always so whatever around you.
But then when I would come by or come to get you, she'd get all quiet.
That's all.
I'm just I don't know.
It's probably just me.
Honey I talked to about a thousand Disney employees when we were there literally a thousand.
- I know.
- What about the manager in the lobby, the the guy with the dark hair, the young guy with the dark hair? I talked to all kinds of people there.
The kid with the golf cart I talked to him every day.
Or the lifeguard from Connecticut.
Of course.
I know.
He and Cliff went to go see that Cirque du Soleil show together on his day off.
What was that called? La Nouba, I think, or something.
That's right.
They they said they had fun.
Yes, but that's my point.
I talked to him every day.
He was my go-to guy on getting the good deck chairs.
Yeah, but that's not What? - Those are guys.
- So? - So it's not the same thing.
- Okay.
Fine.
What about our our maids or or the people in the theme parks? - I guess.
- I am a friendly person, Trish.
I try to be nice to people.
I do.
- Yeah, excluding our singer tonight.
- Oh, come on.
That guy was a complete turd.
- Well, I'm sure he was just having an off night.
- Do not stick up for him.
It was not cool, what he was saying to me.
You gave back pretty good.
Yeah, well, I don't like getting pushed around not by somebody like that.
Like what? I just it doesn't matter.
Fine.
I agree.
It's nothing.
Forget I said anything.
That's exactly right.
It's nothing.
That girl with the braids I think they were, uh, cornrows, actually.
- What? - Like Bo Derek in that movie "10"? They were more like that.
- Do you remember? - I guess so.
- Yeah, they were more like that, not braids.
- Okay, well, whatever they were, she did not mean anything to me, I promise.
- Nothing at all? - Absolutely not.
No.
Okay.
Fine.
It's just, you know Cliff watches your behavior.
You know that, right? And you must have noticed the way he follows you around on vacation.
So? So, he picks up his signals on how to be a man, how to be around people in the world, around women, from you.
Okay.
I just don't want him getting mixed, whatever, signals that it's all right to treat your wife in certain ways.
What ways? I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm not saying that you did.
I just want you to remember that he is following the lead that you give him on all this stuff life so be careful, you know? Set a good example.
And I'm not just saying this for me.
I'm saying it for both of the kids.
Even Stacy watches us definitely me, but you, as well, and she'd never say that, but it's true.
And all I'm saying is I got a weird hit off of you and that girl, the Portland girl, and I wouldn't want the kids feeling that, too, and that's why I brought it up.
It wasn't meant to ruin the evening.
Trish, listen.
- I'm - Do you want dessert? I definitely do.
It's a special night, and I want chocolate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me, too.
Let's order a couple things and try them.
- How's that sound? - Perfect.
- Do you know her name the braid girl? - Huh? Her name.
Do you remember it? Yeah, it was Kristi.
- Okay.
- And the kid with the towels, his name was Kirk.
And the manager guy I told you about, his name was Connor.
- Anybody else? - Nope.
Good.
- Let's order.
- Let's do that.
Trent, can I just ask one thing, please? Can you just do one thing for me? Oh, god.
Okay.
What? I just can you show me your phone, the address book in your phone.
Show me that she's not in there, that there's not anybody named Kristi.
I'm sorry.
I Just scroll down with your finger.
Go to the K's.
Okay.
Kira? - Who's Kira? - Our tax person.
Kira Manning.
- Right, right.
Sorry.
- Uh-huh.
And Kiley that's your chiropractor, right? - Kiley Jackson? - [Sighs.]
And Kirk.
Who's that? - Are you really doing this to me? - Honey, I just It's Kirk Hammond, our lawyer.
Works with Stanley Murphy of Hammond & Murphy? Trisha, please, come on.
O okay, but it's not an L.
A.
- phone number, though.
- It's his cell.
I don't know where his private cellphone is based.
The guy has a home in Aspen.
He has one in Florida.
And please stop this.
This is ridiculous, and it's humiliating.
I'm just so I'm done.
Good.
No Kristi, right? Or Kris or "K.
" Nope.
I told you so.
I know.
I just You don't have to say anything.
It's Forgive me.
It's just Hard to get old, you know? It sucks.
Anniversaries and birthdays, all those things, they just I don't know they make me feel like I'm not all that attractive to you anymore.
Well, that's just silly.
It's it's not true, and it's silly, Trish.
'Cause I could do that with my hair if you wanted.
No, no, that's not necessary.
- But I could, though, the little braids? - Honey, honey, we're doing just fine.
You don't have to do the - What are they called? The - Cornrows.
Yeah.
That.
Just Try your earrings on for me.
Do that, and and we'll order a few desserts, okay? [Upbeat piano music playing.]
When you left, you broke my heart 'cause I thought we'd never part every hour in the day you will hear me say baby, won't you please come home? Baby, won't you please come home? Oh baby, won't you please come home? Yeah [applause.]
[Chuckles.]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Seems like most of you enjoyed that.
Any requests before I close out the second set of the evening? Anybody? How about you, pretty lady? It's a big night for you and Mr.
Happiness there.
Anything I can play for you to make the night a little sweeter for you? No, no.
You have a great set of songs there, so whatever you like.
Well, what about your man, then? Hey, let's make nice, big fella.
Anything I can play for you to brighten up your evening, turn that frown upside down? Yeah.
Yeah? What's that? Something short, maybe even in tune.
Just trying to make a living, my friend.
Well, good luck to you.
This one is for you, sweetheart, by Mr.
Bob Dylan.
[Intro plays.]
Lay, lady, lay lay across my big brass bed lay, lady, lay [banging on table.]
- [Music stops.]
- [Clatter.]
- That's enough.
- How's that? You.
That's enough of your shit.
Hey, there.
You might want to watch your mouth there, fella.
There's ladies present.
I know what you think you're doing, and it's not funny.
- What's that? - Provoking me.
I mean, please, come on.
Am I crazy here? You people have heard what he's been doing the whole night.
I was just playing some Dylan.
That's all I did.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Come on.
We're going.
I've had enough of this.
- Trent, please, can't we just please - No, not tonight.
I'm not gonna deal with this guy.
Not tonight on our anniversary.
Can I have a check here, please? Sweetie, you don't have to go if you don't want to.
If he's in a hurry to go, you can sit and listen to my music all night if you want to.
Hey, you need to stop right now, this minute.
- Or what? - Excuse me? - I said, "or what?" - Seriously? Or you're about to lose your job "or what.
" - I doubt it.
- I don't.
Can I speak to the manager, please? - Don't do it, buddy.
- I'm not even talking to you anymore.
A manager here, please.
Trent, Trent, please, we don't need to do this.
- Let's just pay and go, okay? - No, Trish.
No way.
This guy he's being a complete idiot, and I'm not gonna let him run his little routine on us to make us feel bad or - No, I'm not! - Okay, then.
Let's just go, please.
Not until I speak to the - I am sorry, sir.
Can I help you? - Yes.
You can keep this guy from abusing your customers.
Why don't you try that for a start? Well, I was in the back, so I didn't hear all of what happened.
Maybe you could Maybe you could take my word for it and tell him to get lost.
He's very offensive, and I I want to leave.
Bring me my check, and you should really fix this problem, or we're not coming back here again ever.
Peter.
Pack up your gear.
Now.
Thank you.
- Please forgive this - [Stammers.]
You're not even gonna ask me for my side of the story? No, I'm not.
I already spoke to you once this evening.
That's enough.
[Smacks lips.]
Okay.
Okay.
I see how this works.
Good, well, then maybe you could hurry up about it.
Folks, I am very sorry about this, but I would like to comp you all a round of drinks on the house for the annoying interruption to your dining experience.
Peter, do I have to make a call? To who or whom? Look, sweetie, you don't have to go home with this jerk if you don't want to.
You know that, don't you? - Watch your mouth, asshole.
- Fine.
I'll go do that.
Why don't you play some Dylan now, pal? Fuck you, faggot! What did you say? You heard me.
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd do.
You can do better than this guy.
I promise you that.
Hope they let you have your piano in lockup.
Maybe if you ask nicely.
Whatever, bitch.
Yeah, that's about right.
Whatever.
[Glass shatters, spectators gasp.]
[Whispers inaudibly.]
What did he say to you? Sweetie? Tell me! Are you only going to eat the condiments and not your burger, Robbie? Yes, I guess so.
Well, didn't we talk about ordering what you wanted next time so that you can get what you really want and not waste food? Yes, we did.
Um I forgot.
Honestly, I did.
I'm sorry about that, Mrs.
Campbell.
I didn't remember to, but I I will next time.
That's okay.
[Chuckling.]
I know you will.
[Clears throat.]