Ginger Snaps (2017) s01e07 Episode Script
Camping
[country music.]
Anyone want some Trail Mix? Made it myself.
Tessa's allergic to nuts.
[honking.]
[crash.]
Oh, it's no big deal, Mrs.
Q.
just peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and dander, - and cat hair, and hay - I won't hesitate to turn you into the authorities if you murder my troop, Vivian.
I wish you would call me Mom.
- Why? - Because I'm your mom.
[sighs.]
I can't believe corporate is making us do this.
Nature is so antiquated.
[music.]
Can I sleep with you? When you girls finish, we'll go to the lake.
- very much room.
- [sniffs.]
It smells like air fresheners.
- Those are trees.
- God, I hate her.
She has the personality of a futon.
- Whoa.
[applause.]
- She's so talented.
Don't worry.
Her being here is just for show.
After this, we can tell the twins it isn't working out and dump Kishy.
We just have to look like we gave her a shot.
I just want all her skin to fall off.
Is that so wrong? [giggling and playing.]
[all screaming.]
Nobody panic.
They're just bugs, or fish, or snakes.
Ohh [thud.]
[chatter.]
Let's head back to camp.
The blood loss really - worked up my appetite.
- Can we get infection? [animal sounds.]
[growl.]
I think there's still a leech on you.
- His name is Cardamom.
- He's our slave.
- He's so slimy and cute.
- We're going to train him to do tricks and destroy our enemies.
I thought you liked destroying your enemies yourselves.
[scary music.]
[gasp.]
[screaming.]
[growl.]
[applause.]
[giggling.]
- The food's gone.
- What are we going to do? - Vivian? - We don't need her.
And, also, we left her at the lake.
[crickets chirping.]
I saw a Burger Barn when we were driving in, - and my mom gave me $30.
- Oh, neat.
No.
Ginger Snaps don't take the easy way out.
We can figure this out.
We will hunt.
Oh, murdering.
Now do any of you know how to hunt? [gasp.]
I do.
I'd be happy to show you.
We'll figure it out.
[music.]
[chitters.]
[gasp.]
[screaming.]
[screaming.]
[owl hooting.]
I gave you all the tools to survive, and you failed me.
- Is that chocolate on your face? - No.
Is there something you want to tell us, Olivia? Like maybe you have a secret stash - of granola bars somewhere? - No.
I would tell you.
I would share! - Hmm, it's dirt.
- Phew.
[all gasp.]
[gasp.]
[whimper.]
Wh what are you going to do to me? Have you met Cardamom? [squeaking.]
[animal sound.]
- It's that beast that stole our food.
- Let's kill it! - Let's definitely kill it.
- Kill it! [chanting.]
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! - The beast! - Get it! [yelling.]
It's a zombie! [music.]
- Cool.
- I got burgers! [gasp.]
- We're going to kill a beast.
- And then eat it.
Oh.
Cool.
[yelling.]
[animal sounds.]
[gasping for air.]
Get it over with and kill the thing already.
[gasping for air.]
[sniffs.]
[groaning.]
- Wait.
- What is it, Pen? [groaning.]
[gasping for air.]
- Cashews.
- Where's the epi-pen? Back at the campsite.
Good thing I always carry a spare.
- This is - Coming through! [gasp.]
[gasp.]
Oh, my goodness.
[gasping for air.]
There's no time.
Epi-pen [gasping.]
[breathing heavily.]
Oh! [gasping.]
Ah! Oh.
Oh.
Oh, guys.
Oh, thank you so much.
- Did you see? - That was so awesome.
- Really? - You'll like our hero.
You're so cool.
so cool.
[giggle.]
I'm still bummed we didn't get to roast anyone tonight.
Me too, Pen.
Me, too.
- You saved my life.
- Always be prepared.
That's what I always say.
- Kishy! - Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! - Kishy! - Oh-ho, you guys.
Kishy! Kishy! Trying to sabotage someone with a lot of survival training by bringing her on a camping trip might've been a tactical error on our part.
- Rachel? - Yes, Calista? - Zip.
Stop speaking.
- OK.
[crickets chirping.]
[owl hooting.]
[animal growing.]
Ohh
Anyone want some Trail Mix? Made it myself.
Tessa's allergic to nuts.
[honking.]
[crash.]
Oh, it's no big deal, Mrs.
Q.
just peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and dander, - and cat hair, and hay - I won't hesitate to turn you into the authorities if you murder my troop, Vivian.
I wish you would call me Mom.
- Why? - Because I'm your mom.
[sighs.]
I can't believe corporate is making us do this.
Nature is so antiquated.
[music.]
Can I sleep with you? When you girls finish, we'll go to the lake.
- very much room.
- [sniffs.]
It smells like air fresheners.
- Those are trees.
- God, I hate her.
She has the personality of a futon.
- Whoa.
[applause.]
- She's so talented.
Don't worry.
Her being here is just for show.
After this, we can tell the twins it isn't working out and dump Kishy.
We just have to look like we gave her a shot.
I just want all her skin to fall off.
Is that so wrong? [giggling and playing.]
[all screaming.]
Nobody panic.
They're just bugs, or fish, or snakes.
Ohh [thud.]
[chatter.]
Let's head back to camp.
The blood loss really - worked up my appetite.
- Can we get infection? [animal sounds.]
[growl.]
I think there's still a leech on you.
- His name is Cardamom.
- He's our slave.
- He's so slimy and cute.
- We're going to train him to do tricks and destroy our enemies.
I thought you liked destroying your enemies yourselves.
[scary music.]
[gasp.]
[screaming.]
[growl.]
[applause.]
[giggling.]
- The food's gone.
- What are we going to do? - Vivian? - We don't need her.
And, also, we left her at the lake.
[crickets chirping.]
I saw a Burger Barn when we were driving in, - and my mom gave me $30.
- Oh, neat.
No.
Ginger Snaps don't take the easy way out.
We can figure this out.
We will hunt.
Oh, murdering.
Now do any of you know how to hunt? [gasp.]
I do.
I'd be happy to show you.
We'll figure it out.
[music.]
[chitters.]
[gasp.]
[screaming.]
[screaming.]
[owl hooting.]
I gave you all the tools to survive, and you failed me.
- Is that chocolate on your face? - No.
Is there something you want to tell us, Olivia? Like maybe you have a secret stash - of granola bars somewhere? - No.
I would tell you.
I would share! - Hmm, it's dirt.
- Phew.
[all gasp.]
[gasp.]
[whimper.]
Wh what are you going to do to me? Have you met Cardamom? [squeaking.]
[animal sound.]
- It's that beast that stole our food.
- Let's kill it! - Let's definitely kill it.
- Kill it! [chanting.]
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! - The beast! - Get it! [yelling.]
It's a zombie! [music.]
- Cool.
- I got burgers! [gasp.]
- We're going to kill a beast.
- And then eat it.
Oh.
Cool.
[yelling.]
[animal sounds.]
[gasping for air.]
Get it over with and kill the thing already.
[gasping for air.]
[sniffs.]
[groaning.]
- Wait.
- What is it, Pen? [groaning.]
[gasping for air.]
- Cashews.
- Where's the epi-pen? Back at the campsite.
Good thing I always carry a spare.
- This is - Coming through! [gasp.]
[gasp.]
Oh, my goodness.
[gasping for air.]
There's no time.
Epi-pen [gasping.]
[breathing heavily.]
Oh! [gasping.]
Ah! Oh.
Oh.
Oh, guys.
Oh, thank you so much.
- Did you see? - That was so awesome.
- Really? - You'll like our hero.
You're so cool.
so cool.
[giggle.]
I'm still bummed we didn't get to roast anyone tonight.
Me too, Pen.
Me, too.
- You saved my life.
- Always be prepared.
That's what I always say.
- Kishy! - Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! Kishy! - Kishy! - Oh-ho, you guys.
Kishy! Kishy! Trying to sabotage someone with a lot of survival training by bringing her on a camping trip might've been a tactical error on our part.
- Rachel? - Yes, Calista? - Zip.
Stop speaking.
- OK.
[crickets chirping.]
[owl hooting.]
[animal growing.]
Ohh