Happyland (2014) s01e07 Episode Script

Previously on "Happyland" So it's cool for you to have sex with another girl and go away with me in the same week? There's a new program, the Happyland scholarship.
I got you an interview for next week.
I should have apologized a long time ago.
You're not really just my friend.
You always have been a lot more.
I want you to be.
Luce, did you hear me? Lucy, wait! I'm sorry, I just, I had to get outta there.
All the times we've had this conversation in my head, it didn't really go like this.
It's not you, it's What, you've never thought about it? Of course I've thought about it.
But you're not surprised you kind of knew, right? Will I'm sorry, it's just I had to say it.
I'm gonna go settle the check.
You didn't have to wait up for me.
But I'm glad you did we gotta talk about your interview tomorrow, we need to pick out an outfit.
- I saw you.
- You're gonna have to be a little bit more specific than that, mija.
At Club Happy, with him.
What were you doing at Club Happy? Are you gonna tell me all you did was talk about work this time? No, I can't say that.
It's messy I get it.
James and I have a history, and we still need to figure out what we mean to each other.
Yeah, what a great history.
Did you forget about him being married? I don't think there's much of a marriage there.
His wife doesn't even live here.
Since you're so handy with ethics, maybe you can explain to me why it's fine for you to have a relationship with him but not for me.
- Lucy, I - You're such a hypocrite! Miss Velez, heard you had a great interview - for our scholarship.
- You did? What did they say? That you had a great interview.
Sorry, just surprised, I thought I was - a little off this morning.
- Ah, don't be modest.
You're the ideal applicant.
Could I have everyone's attention? So we're having another wedding tomorrow, but this one is special all right, the bride is the daughter of a close family friend, so everything needs to go off without a hitch.
Now the couple has requested a Ricky to officiate, and a Valor and Adriana to serve as best man and maid of honor.
So if you'll come see me, I'll give you your personal assignments.
Thanks.
Will, eh, I'm sorry about last night.
- No, don't worry about it.
- I Everything's okay.
So, how did your interview go? Word on the street is well.
Maybe you will get to leave.
That's great.
See ya.
That's Will's I'm-upset- but-not-admitting-it face.
Club Happy didn't live up to its name? I guess not.
So the scholarship thing might really happen, huh? Fingers crossed I can't stay here much longer.
I'm literally turning into my mother as we speak.
Well, we'd really miss you.
I'd miss you guys too, but this isn't where I want to wind up.
I gotta change for my shift.
If you were a mentally stable adult, why would you want a children's character as the maid of honor at your wedding? Not feeling the happy magic today? Oh, just a lot going on.
Did something go down with Will? - No, nothing.
- Mmhmm.
Seriously, Will's like Your brother no, he's not.
Ian's more like your brother, last time I checked.
He wants something between us.
And what do you want? Is it OK for us to be talking about this? Yes if you're not into Will that's cool, but don't not pursue it because of me.
We've been friends since we were kids.
I mean, we used to dress up like superheroes and chase each other around the playground.
I never even thought about Will like that until He started dating you.
So, by then it was too late.
- We never got the timing right.
- Hmm.
And I guess I thought if it was gonna happen it would have already happened by now, you know.
Well, I'm gonna throwback Thursday the crap out of those superhero pictures.
Be impulsive, live a little.
I've seen what being impulsive can do to people.
But if you don't, aren't you always gonna wonder? Hey, honey.
Mmm! Mmm! I found this recipe on the Internet.
It's a little more complicated than the poultry option on the microwave, but it's When are you seeing him again? Tomorrow night, after the wedding.
He's your boss.
You know that if anyone finds out your whole livelihood - goes out the window? - That's not gonna happen.
Okay, let's say no one ever knows and you both walk away.
Fine, except this isn't some chef or character instructor, or monorail operator this is my dad.
Look, I know this is hard for you.
What happens when your fairy tale falls apart? Because I may not be around to pick up the pieces.
Is it so crazy to think you won't have to? Yeah because you haven't even told him about me yet.
Want some peanut butter? Probably have enough to share.
Okay, everything's not okay.
In fact, you really piss me off.
Will, like, you're my best friend.
You're the one thing I can depend on, and I, I can't lose that.
We are more than just friends.
We might have been too scared to admit it up until now, but I'm sick of being scared.
Well, I I still am.
What if we finally try and, and it doesn't work? I'll risk it.
Miss Velez I have some news.
No, we're not able to announce it just yet, but we're awarding you the Happyland scholarship.
Oh, my God! Uh, sorry about that! A little conduct breach there.
All good and we're able to get your mother on the Corporate Track in the Cruise Line Department out of Boston you won't have to break-up your family.
That's amazing, but I'm not sure my mom will want to go.
I mean, this place is her whole life.
Look, you earned this opportunity fair and square, but if you want to hold on to it your mother should take the job as well.
You want her gone.
You want both of us gone.
Those brains are why you got this.
No, they're not.
Being a Chandler love child is what got me this.
Lucy, I'm sorry, but the less entangled we all are, the better.
Talk to your mom.
I'll see you at the ceremony.
Clay, I knew you were the one when I saw your Ricky Raccoon pins and realized you were a collector of precious objects.
But none more precious than my heart.
Anne, I wanted to marry you the moment I saw your Princess Adriana calf tattoo.
I thought to myself, "I-I can't wait to watch that calf age, and see what it does to Princess Adriana's face.
" And I still can't believe your dad knows James Chandler! It's an honor, Sir! By the power vested in me by the Happy Magic of Happyland, I pronounce you legally married! The bride and groom would like the wedding party to join me.
Princess Adriana, Prince Valor, get on up here.
You think this is unsettling, try picturing them consummating later in the Princess Suite actually, don't.
Oh, not even a courtesy laugh.
Sorry.
Hey, what's going on? Are you okay? I'm fine.
So if you're really leaving soon I think you should get to know my dad.
It's time.
I I don't know if this family wants me around.
Wait, does he already know? No but Theodore does.
Might want to roll your tongue back in your mouth there.
What are you talking about? Will, we broke up, it's okay.
That obvious, ah? Yeah, it just got obvious.
And she told me about your big confession.
How'd that turn out for you? Hmm.
Still don't know what they're about, though.
What, everyone who dates me must like her better? - No, I, I didn't mean it that way.
- Look, it's all right.
But, moving on Trust me, nothing is going on there.
How do you know for sure? Oh talk to Lucy.
You know, I should really make the rounds.
But cool about you guys, really.
So if your mom doesn't take the new position Theodore will make sure my scholarship doesn't happen.
Kind of a package deal.
Why is this happening now? Because Our parents are back at it again I'm sorry.
- Switch! - Dibs on Valor.
Best wedding ever.
Oh, hi, could you point me in the direction of the wedding? I just got off of a plane and I'm late.
Sure, right around this corner.
Hmm, please tell me there's still booze.
I'll need it to survive this crowd.
My boyfriend's a Prince Valor at the wedding.
He said it'd be over soon.
Oh, so you're dating Ian Chandler? Yeah, do you know him? Well, I should I'm his mother.
Margot Chandler, lovely to meet you.
I'm so glad that's done.
That groom is a very spirited dancer.
Yeah, looked like it.
So you texted what's up? What were you talking with Ian about? Oh, nothing.
Not according to Harper.
What did Harper say? Look, whatever's happening here, we're still best friends, right? Of course, always.
So why am I the last to know what's going on? You know how I always thought my dad was some deadbeat? Well, uh, nice to meet you.
You too, dear.
Keep an eye on Ian for me.
- There you are.
- Oh, honey.
Mwah.
Mom, so glad you made it.
Hi, handsome.
So, I'll be seeing Ian in costume today? I did character work here at his age.
Hmm, maybe Happyland has been good for him.
Let's not issue a press release just yet.
And just around the corner you will find the Enchanted Castle as VIPs you can enter a raffle to stay in the world famous Princess Suite in the heart of Happyland.
And folks, we have a special surprise.
On the premises we have our president, James Chandler.
With his family.
Have a happy day, folks, and be sure to catch the Parade.
Elena, right? Yes.
One of our VIP tour guides.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Right, honey, let's head back to the reception.
Everyone's asking where you've been.
Oh.
I'm sorry, where were we? Good job today you're really getting the hang of that act.
Probably won't need Lucy to babysit me anymore, huh? I know you know.
Did you tell dad? Good you're doing the right thing, Ian.
You're stepping up and you're looking out for the family, and pretty soon she'll be gone and this will all feel less insane.
Yeah, but isn't Lucy a part of our family too? I mean, shouldn't we be looking out for her? Lucy has her mother that's her family.
You know what? You go ahead.
I'm gonna walk home.
Thought you had a hot date tonight.
James' wife is here.
I'm such an idiot.
You were right I haven't learned anything in 18 years, except maybe how to point at Happyland attractions in an orange jacket.
He misled you, in the same way he's misleading her.
Only Margot Chandler isn't spending the night drinking alone.
Yeah, I heard Margot is here.
Guess she got tired of spending all her husband's money, just wanted some face time.
Let's just not talk about Margot Chandler.
So I got the scholarship.
Mija, that's terrific.
But, uh Theodore wants you to go too.
You'd work for Happy Cruises out of Boston.
He knows? I don't know what to do! I don't I don't want - to let him bully us.
- Let him.
What? I got us into this mess, so let me fix it.
Oh, mom, Happyland is your home.
My home versus your future? No contest.
And this could be a fresh start for both of us.
Although I'm guessing someone will take the news hard.
You have no idea.
I'll tell you later.
- I'll see you at home.
- Okay.
So? So.
Ian, hi.
Lucy's not here.
I'm not here to see Lucy.
About me and your dad I really have no excuse but I can promise you it's over.
I'm not here about that.
Regardless of how I feel about you or my dad, or your reignited tryst, my my sister deserves to know her father, and he should know her.
Give him a chance to do that.
Ian, I've disrupted your family enough.
Now might not be the right time.
If you don't tell him soon, I will.
Good night.
Six weeks? Oh it's really happening, huh? I'm sorry.
Come on, don't be.
But this scholarship has some seriously crappy timing.
You got any other bombs you want drop on me? Hidden family members? Shady deals you haven't let me in on? Hmm, you haven't met my grandma ex con.
Where does that leave this? Well, you said no matter what, I won't lose you.
And you won't.
So I guess we have six weeks.
Why are you laughing? I'm kissing Will it's kind of weird.
A bad weird or ? I didn't say that.
Son, I'm beat! How do you feel about hauling the recycling outside? How do you feel about saving some of the booze for the customers? Be back in a minute, Luce.
Nice to see you and Will together, Lucy.
You deserve to be happy your mom too.
She's not really letting Margot Chandler get under her skin, right? I mean, no, why would she? Let me tell you a little something about these society types they might have lots of money, but they're not all that bright.
What do you mean? I've been around a long time.
18 years ago, Margot was sleeping her way around the lands while James was off opening the Park in Japan.
Anyone can dig around, check the dates.
So the way I figure the younger Chandler, Ian Not really a Chandler.
Next time on "Happyland" I don't think James is Ian's dad.
I can't stop thinking about him.
We're leaving in six weeks.
This is gonna affect Will and Harper too.
Everything's changed! I'm telling Ian what Ray told me.
Does Elena Velez live here?