Harvey Street Kids (2018) s01e07 Episode Script

1 [rock music.]
One, two, three, go! Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - That's my drummer - This is my beat Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - We're - Harvey Kids, gonna run this street! Run, run, run this street It's Saturday o'clock Come on, get on your feet The world's our dance floor Our moves are sweet We're Harvey Kids Gonna run, run, run this street Wow! [upbeat rock music.]
[chorus.]
Hey! [yells, grunts.]
Ooh, camp time! All right, Captain Rampage, I know this is our first night apart, but we can do it.
For courage.
Is there any better feeling than heading off to camp? It's definitely top ten.
Somewhere between taking down a tight ponytail at the end of a long day and winning a Pulitzer.
Never gone to camp before, but I'll take any excuse for a sleepover with you guys and fighting off chain saw-wielding masked maniacs! -That's not a camp thing.
-Please don't make me do that.
Oh, uh, then s'mores? Yeah, we'll eat s'mores.
Camp's cancelled.
[all gasp.]
Haven't you heard? Bus strike.
Bus strike? [gasps.]
All the buses were struck by a meteor? -[crying.]
-There, there, Pinky pal.
I can't watch Pinkeye cry.
Ugh! I mean, I really I can't watch him cry.
Huh? Wait, everyone! Everyone! Hey! We don't need camp to have camp! Hey, I know what we can do.
Or I will know by the time I finish this sentence.
Or maybe one more sentence.
Got it! We can make our own camp! Ooh, dibs on designing the logo! And I already ran a camp once! For my stuffed animals.
But they all had fun and still keep in touch.
Yeah! Ours will have all the great camp stuff, like songs and canoes and something called color wars, and I think there's fire Okay, I've never been to camp, but that's why we need one here, now, named after Harvey Street! Camp Street! No, I can beat that.
Camp Harvey! Can it be a space camp? That's where I was going! Or perhaps a meditation camp? -Stuntman camp! -Boot camp! Surf-and-turf camp! I wasn't actually going to camp.
I just like riding buses.
Don't worry, guys! Our camp will be all those camps mashed into one super-camp! [chuckles.]
Right? -Sure! -I do like a challenge.
And we'll prank those jerks in that rival super-camp across the lake.
What lake? I always wanted to prank a rival camp.
Don't ruin this for me.
Go, Camp Harvey! [all cheering.]
Welcome! Camp Harvey is all about two things, fun and time management.
To fit in everyone's fun, every 20 minutes, we'll rotate to a new camp.
Your schedules.
[groaning.]
Wow, all this fun looks like a lot of work.
And I don't even know what a "yurt" is.
A yurt is a type of yogurt.
Type of bird? Fish? Mineral? You have your own yurts? Um, yeah! [sighs.]
Whatever it is, it's making Bobby the Elder happy, and making people happy is what we Harvey Girls do best.
So I think we can pull this off.
Of course we can! Pulling off crazy ideas is what we do second-best! Agreed.
Now, first up [all.]
Tiny's Space Camp! This is one tiny step for man and one giant step for Tiny-kind.
Don't forget your astronaut ice cream! It's out of this world! [shouting.]
Uh, remember, in space, no one can hear you scream.
Klaatu barada! Did you humans lose your snack? Nikto! [all.]
Frufru's Boot Boot Camp! Aten-hut! This is a fashion camp to design boots! Drop and give me two! [militaristic music.]
I don't know but I've been told [all.]
I don't know but I've been told Next season's boots Will have red soles [all.]
Next season's boots Will have red soles [Dot.]
You call those boots? Yeah, they're clearly boots.
I made them odd, because I can't even.
[all.]
Melvin's Surf-and-Turf Camp! Audrey, you know it makes me sick to say something nice about you And I about you.
[inhales deeply.]
But your skate-slash-surf half-pipe is so sick, it should be quarantined! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [all cheering.]
[all.]
Gerald's Rock Star Camp! [intense rock music.]
[music pauses.]
-[all cheering.]
-[music continues.]
[all.]
Lucretia's Bus-Riding Camp! [Lucretia wheezing excitedly.]
Yes! Yes! Yeah! [exhales.]
End of day.
[Tiny.]
Yay! S'mores time! Mmm.
Just how I like it! Not hot! [sighs.]
Wow, that was a lot of work, but look at all those happy campers.
Hey! Now I get why that's a saying.
Yeah, I was nervous, but Camp Harvey's going even better than my stuffed animal camp.
Indeed.
We hit every moment of my scheduled fun and even squeezed in counselor-versus-camper tug-of-war.
Greatastic first day, compadres! Now time to snooze, dream, and rest it up for tomorrow! -[all exclaiming.]
-Huh? [eerie music.]
[Tiny.]
Um, counselors? I need to be tucked in real tight.
I'm a sleep-skipper.
Oh, one tight tuck, coming up.
[laughs.]
[Bobby.]
Excuse me, counselors? If it's not too much trouble, I can only fall asleep to whale sounds.
On it.
[imitating blubbering.]
Yeah.
Not to be that Elder, but that's an Arctic humpback.
I prefer the dulcet tones of a northwestern beluga.
Oh, my mistake.
[slow, deep blubbering.]
[sighs.]
[loud snoring.]
Huh? Oh, was I snoring? Sorry.
It helps if someone nudges me every two to six minutes.
[sighs.]
I'll take the first shift.
[crowing.]
Any chance today includes a Sit Back and Just Watch Movies Camp? No, we have another full day of fun.
"First up, screw on pedals.
Next, attach brake wires if unattached.
Third, clamp and center handlebar.
" These are instructions on how to build a bike.
How about we split up today? Cover more ground, spread the [yawns.]
fun.
Good thinking, Lincoln, Nebraska! Nebraska's my favorite state! Do you like states? What? I'm rallying.
Now let's get camping! [Audrey.]
Fredo's Hollywood Stuntman Camp! [excited yelling.]
I memorized all my lines.
Fantastical! 'Cause we're going off-script.
It's improv time, baby! [Dot.]
Pinkeye Riding Horse Camp Thing! This horse is named, uh Sorry.
I really am usually so good with names.
[snorts.]
I name you Cheesecake, because you're my favorite.
[neighs.]
[Lotta.]
Bobby's Meditation[yawns.]
[snoring.]
Mm, Lotta? [gasps.]
Today, we'll be doing meditational yoga.
First pose, Adorable Baby Elephant Stuck In Watering Hole.
[grunting.]
[groans.]
What's the next pose? [snoring.]
So how do I do a stunt? Carefully! And action! [screaming.]
I said do it carefully! [Fredo screaming.]
-[whinnies.]
-Cheesecake, Cheesecake! Cheesecake, Cheesecake! [whinnies.]
This is under control! Hi, Dot, your jet pack stole Fredo.
Please power it down now! Certainly.
This is why I installed Oh, no.
I forgot to install an emergency off switch.
I would like a mirror to yell at myself in.
Here, you can borrow mine.
This mirror is brutally honest.
Hows about we focus-pocus on the problemo at handskies? Marshmallow, pug dog, jumping jack [screams.]
My mind is moving too fast even for my mouth! [whinnies.]
Whoa! My hero [gagging.]
I don't wanna be a stuntman anymore.
I think I'll just be a stunt critic.
Quick! Weigh it down! [laughing.]
Should have called this one "Idiot Camp.
" Uh, Melvin? Not now, I'm thinking of a better insult.
[Melvin yells.]
-And scene? -Where's my Cheesecake? [snoring.]
-[gasps.]
-[neighing.]
Horsey, you seem upset.
You want to talk about it? [neighing.]
I know what you're doing! You're trying to horse-whisper me.
But surprise! I'm a human whisperer.
My, how the stables have turned! [screams.]
[sighs.]
Uh, Horsey, just take a deep breath.
Think happy thoughts, like not destroying our, uh what do you call this thing? -A yurt.
-This is a yurt? [Tiny.]
Here, pony! Space sugar? [snorting.]
[chuffs.]
I'm taking this Cheesecake to go.
[all gasping.]
Sorry.
We just wanted to make every camper's camp dreams come true.
But trying to make you all happy was more work than we realized.
And we got so overwhelmed that we almost got you all killed in a rocket-horse-yurt accident.
You didn't let us down.
Yeah, thanks to Camp Harvey, we learned a bunch of cool stuff.
And if it wasn't for your ninja camp, I never would have learned all these sweet, deadly moves.
We had a ninja camp? -Camp Harvey rules! -I give it zen out of zen.
This was even more fun than riding buses! Hey, you brought our dream camps to life, but what about your own? [all.]
Harvey Girls' Beach Camp! I think it was a T-shirt who put it best when it said, "Life is nice!" [chorus.]
Yeah! [upbeat rock music.]
[chorus.]
Hey! [humming.]
[gasps.]
Oh, hi! Didn't see, hear, or smell you there.
I was busy giving Dollcretia the hottest new hairdo on Harvey Street.
Let me guess, you wanna hear the story of how Audrey, Dot, and Lotta first met and became Harvey Street's greatest friends, protectors, and champions? Well, you're in luck, because I'm the most Harv-core Harvey Girls Harvey-iac in Harv-story! See, it all started with the raccoons You know what ruins a Saturday? You jerkazoids always stealing our shiny objects! Oh, is that my slide whistle? [descending whistle.]
[Audrey growls.]
[panting.]
Test flight is go for Dotcopter One.
[mimics static.]
Final project for my self-taught robotics class.
[mimics static.]
I hope that I give me a passing grade.
Roger that.
[mimics static.]
Parrot altitude achieved.
[squawks.]
I practice-kiss door frames! Guys! I told you that as a secret! Now to open this baby up.
[straining.]
[Lotta.]
Ready for a big surprise, Tiny? Ta-da! [gasps.]
You got not-small! Only yesterday, I was the tall one.
You were right, balloons can't be trusted! I hit a growth spurt.
Wanna join as I hit my "Things To Do When I'm Tall" list? I'm starting with, "Climb to the top of the climbing tree"! It's my number one dream! That's always been my dream too.
But I-I can't.
But go, live that dream.
For both of us! Hmm.
[grunts.]
They grow up so fast.
-[all grunt.]
-[gasps.]
[all.]
Who are you? Audrey, protector of Harvey Street.
Dot, president and CEO of Harvey Street Enterprises.
Lotta, the, uh best snuggler and cuddler on Harvey Street.
Mm! [all.]
Huh.
Never seen you here before.
Do you live on Harvey Street? I do.
Stop that! Jinx! Are we stuck this way? Purple dragon yo-yo ball! Knew nobody else would say that.
Wait, how did we do that? Are we, like, secret triplets? Uh, no.
I am a lone wolf.
And since I clearly have dibs on this tree later, skater-gators! Correction.
I have dibs.
I come here every morning.
Its branch-to-sky ratio is perfect for everything from test flights to reading light.
Plus, in accordance with Park Law, if you decorate a tree, it is yours.
And this is my rug.
Oh, yeah? Well, uh, your rug is rugly, and I come here every afternoon because it's also perfect for parkouring! And painting.
Yeah, I paint.
I paint hard-core.
How have we never run into each other before? Because I come here every late afternoon.
The roots make great bongos.
And I kind of need to call dibs since today's my day to finally climb it.
Fine.
Only one way to settle a dibs-related dispute.
[all.]
Dibs-off.
To the battle arena! Or as you call it, the playground.
[ominous music.]
Standard dibs-off rules.
We each pick one challenge.
She who wins the most challenges wins dibs.
I'll go first.
Ladies, I give you the Boo-Boo Maker.
Launch off the swing.
Land in the sandbox, you win.
Miss and [deep voice.]
boo-boo.
Nobody's ever pulled it off except me.
Nobody else tried, but still.
Boom! Hmm.
Thirty-foot jump, northwest wind.
Aim for a 40 no, 48-degree angle.
Hey, there's no science in jumping.
Yes, there is! I may need to reconsider my stance on dresses.
This is a tunic.
Fellas, I just wanna say, if this goes wrong, sorry for the boo-boos.
[smooches.]
Wow.
You two did it.
And without boo-boos or even just a single boo.
I guess challenge one is a tie.
My turn.
The lost and found? I got lost in there once.
And found twice! Design contest.
Make an upcycled jacket that's both eco-friendly and fashion-friendly in two minutes.
[grunts.]
Hmm? Mm.
[Dot.]
Model what you made.
Fashionable and floatable.
So Who won? Who won? You both made stylish trash jackets, and I do not offer that compliment lightly.
Then I guess it all comes down to my -[man.]
My heart hearts your heart -Dibs-off dance-off! Keep up with my mad steps, or you lose it, lose it.
[man.]
Its beat stops and starts My ventricles like your ventricles Whoa.
You know boy band moves too? Are you guys also Crush 4U fans? -Um, yes.
-They're stupid cute.
[man.]
I heart your heart Seriously, seriously, how do you think we got separated as triplets? Storm at sea? Royal family in exile? Oh, and challenge three's a tie too.
[both sigh.]
Ooh, I got it! I got it! The perfect dibs-off tiebreaker.
No, we can't get that many snakes on short notice.
-[groans.]
-Idea! We wipe the dibs slate clean, and now whoever calls dibs first [all.]
Dibs! [all sigh.]
Ooh, what if we let the tree pick? We each throw a paper airplane up into its branches, then whoever's drops back down gets dibs on the [all.]
Tree! Back off, bub! Indeed! You are at least fourth in line for this tree.
Yeah, no cutsies.
Wait, Fun Corp? Huh? These guys don't look fun.
Fun Corp is a leading manufacturer of childhoods.
They earn approximately ten cents on every kid's smile in America every day.
That's right, child.
And now we're making Harvey Street exactly like everywhere else by cutting down your old tree and donating our brand-new, fun-inducing Youth Climbing Apparatus, style number 42.
-[all gasp.]
-[slide whistle blowing.]
Not now, Suze.
I got a new problem.
Problem? But a local youth asked us to donate this tree.
"Dear Fun Corp, can you give Harvey Street an easier climbing tree? My number one dream is to climb a tree, but the one we got is too big.
" Crying face, frowny face, sad bunny.
There are a lot of emoji here, so I'll skip to the end.
"Sincerely, Little Lotta"? [gasps.]
I wrote that days ago! Back when I was Little Lotta! But I've changed! I'm just Lotta now, and and all I wanted was a tree to climb! I boy band danced with you.
Girls, come on! I'm still the same Lotta you met a few hours ago! Are you, Lotta? Do you even live on Harvey Street? Do you even live on Harvey Street? -How dare you? -"How dare you" more! Whoa, guys, remember, we're triplets, separated at [all shout.]
[screaming.]
Bubble wrap.
[chorus.]
Let's go! Come on! Yeah! Go! [Audrey grunting.]
-Success! -And nobody got hurt! Actually, I got a small bruise.
But it looks like a wolf! [wolf howls.]
[humming.]
[all.]
I love Harvey Street.
Me too! I'm sorry I emailed Fun Corp.
All I wanted was to climb a tree.
It's okay.
If Dot and I met you sooner, we could have helped.
I'm so good at launching things up trees.
And I could have made sure we launched you safely and in style.
Yeah.
Turns out, we make an impressive team.
[all.]
So let's go reclaim dibs on our tree! But how? [grunts.]
[whimpering.]
[screaming.]
-[Tiny grunts.]
-[all.]
Got it! My fellow Harvey Streetians, as you know, according to Park Law, if you decorate a tree, it is yours.
So let's make it clear that this tree belongs to Harvey Street! [all cheering.]
[whistling.]
[screaming.]
[grunting.]
We're here! [squawking.]
Thank you for striking a truce with the raccoons for the greater good.
Now, everyone, decorate! [chorus.]
Let's go! Repeat after me.
[all.]
Repeat after me! No, not that part.
[all.]
No, not that part! [sighs.]
[all sigh.]
[yelps.]
Hey, Not-Fun Corp! Like our flag? Flags are the internationally respected symbol for dibs.
Please! I know I asked for your not-a-tree, but this is-a-tree means a lot to Harvey Street.
[all.]
We love this tree! We love this tree! We love this tree! We saved the climbing tree! [parrots squawk.]
We saved the climbing tree! [Lotta.]
You left your trailer! According to Park Law, if you decorate a trailer, it's yours.
And you girls made it beautiful! Wow.
So I guess we'll share dibs.
Harvey Street Triplets? Actually, I ran some blood tests while we decorated and we're not triplets.
So we will have to settle for being the best friends and presidents of Harvey Street.
And for our first act as friendsidents I did it! I climbed to the top of the tree! Now can we get down? The end.
What'd you think? [all.]
I practice-kiss door frames! Man, you guys are just not gonna let that go, huh? [chorus.]
Hey! [chorus.]
Ha! Yeah! Come on! Run! Yeah! Go Hey! Let's go! Turn it up Hey! Go! Yeah! Come on Run! Shh! Ha! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go Uh-huh Come on Yeah Hey!