Heartbreak High (2022) s01e07 Episode Script
The Sheriff
1
[pensive music playing]
[woman] Amerie, could you tell us
a little bit more about Miss Obah?
Would you say you two have
a close relationship?
Um, I mean, I guess. She's my teacher.
Do you find yourself spending
a lot of time alone with her?
Sometimes, yeah,
like before and after school.
She's I'm kind of like her assistant.
Why is there police tape
across my classroom?
Uh, well, because it's a crime scene.
Because of the graffiti
about me and Amerie?
You've been accused
of having sex with her in there.
[chuckles] Um
Miss Obah? You're joking, right?
You're You're joking.
Someone made an anonymous call to DOCS.
Cool. So my entire career is
on the line because of an anonymous call?
Yeah, regardless,
it still needs to be investigated.
You'd be wasting your time.
Someone is clearly fucking with me.
Not Miss Obah, I mean, figuratively.
If that's the case, then all of this
will be cleared up really quickly.
I'm going to have to ask
for your laptop computer
and the keys to your filing cabinet.
Why?
It's evidence.
Uh, laptop password?
It's "PimpMama-underscore-666".
Right.
You'll have to take a few days off
while they conduct their investigation.
Mama
6-6-6.
[sighs] God.
What do you reckon?
I mean, it makes sense.
Jojo's a clit banger.
She's always asking Amerie
to stay back after class.
Yeah, to tidy up.
Not to get some trim. Jesus.
The whole thing is bullshit.
Why do you think the person who made
the accusation wants to stay anonymous?
If someone's made this up,
it's a messed up thing to do.
[Ant] Yeah,
but why would someone even do that?
Yeah, nice one, Harps.
Really outdone yourself this time.
[Dusty] Leave it, man,
at least SLTs is cancelled.
Oi.
[Spider] Here comes the minge-muncher.
[Darren] Babes.
[Spider] Walk of shame.
[boy] That's what happens
when you scissor a student.
[girl] Slut.
[Darren] Miss?
I'm literally shaking.
Hey, Quinni! Wait!
Um
- Is she still angry about our fight?
- She's not talking.
- To me?
- To anyone.
She's nonverbal.
Just give her some space.
[uneasy music playing]
[pop music playing on speakers]
- [Darren clears throat]
- Jojo doesn't deserve this.
Neither of you do.
I did not think Harper would go this far.
Yeah, she's lower than a snake's asshole.
No one at school believes it, right?
No, of course not.
I'd rather hear it from you
than some dickhead in the quad tomorrow.
It's just the usual gossip course.
Half the stuff they're saying
is so out there, it's practically fantasy.
Just tell me.
You scissored in the science lab,
used a glue stick as a strap-on
and your safe word is cat-flap.
And Martelle said you finger
banged behind the vaulting horse,
but we all know that's because
she has a gymnastics fetish.
Oh, my God. Jesus.
Did you see Malakai? What does he think?
- He wasn't in school today.
- Really?
["Gold Chains" playing]
When it looks so gold ♪
But it feels so cold
Inside these chains, yeah ♪
You see the truth
Is that I'm often blue ♪
So many cracks in the ceiling
I tried to mend them with glue ♪
What a profession ♪
Sleep in sessions
Curse or blessings, need refreshing ♪
See progression
'Cause I beat depression ♪
They throwing pills like M&M's
And I'm hoping they don't relapse ♪
On stage, the crowd yelling
Don't get lost in feedback ♪
My boo said I should take it slow
Wish I could heed that ♪
Without the burning
Of a fucking greenback ♪
[indistinct commentary on TV]
[door opens]
[door closes]
- [Rivers] Hey, mate. How was your night?
- Fine.
[players yelling on TV]
Fine. I'll watch AFL with you.
[chuckles] It's rugby league.
Right.
The one where they run around
in circles or grab each other's arses?
[chuckles] The second one.
Hey, have you eaten?
Should we get some delivery?
Sure.
Pizza or pho?
I don't know what goes with rugby.
Okay, this is weird. What's wrong?
Wanting to hang out with you
doesn't mean something has to be wrong.
Yeah, it does.
Come on. Is it a matter of the heart or
Oh, my God.
I try and be friendly with you once,
you think I have
incurable emotional damage.
Thank you, Dad, duly noted.
[Rivers sighs]
[uneasy music playing]
Miss!
Ca$h.
[breathing heavily] Of course
you're an Emu Eats driver.
Yeah. Um
Uh, how's it going?
Well, I'm on
a temporary sex offenders list.
Well, at least it's not the permanent one.
Goodbye.
[indistinct chatter]
["Evoke The Sleep" playing]
Ah, I can't believe the gronk is back.
Shouldn't you be in therapy or something?
Show us on the doll
where she flicked your bean.
Dude, shut up!
[Spider] What?
Just leave her alone, Spider.
[sighs] Have you got a hard on
for her now?
Do you ever stop talking shit?
Seriously, man. It didn't even happen.
So just shut the fuck up.
Oi, watch out.
It took you long enough.
Why did you say that I slept with her?
You got sick of ruining my life,
so you're ruining Jojo's?
If I told you I didn't do it,
would you even believe me?
No. Because you're a fucking liar!
Fine.
I did it.
[Darren] I can't believe
they used to be friends.
Don't say anything.
[Darren] And just like that Ding-dong!
The bitch is gone.
Expulsion. [chuckles]
Sorry, Miss.
I can't believe
she just admitted it like that.
[Darren] The war is over.
You never have to
see her stupid face again.
Hey.
[Amerie] Hey.
Do you wanna ditch the next class with me?
Um, yeah. Yeah, okay.
I always thought I wanted attention,
but not like this
From being in a band or something.
[Dusty] Well, it's not that great
having attention.
Hasn't helped me with Harper,
or you either.
[chuckles]
The other Other night was a bit shit.
My party? Yeah, well,
I know how to throw them.
It was kind of nice
when it was just us two.
You're not the kind of guy
I thought you were.
Yeah?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I guess we'll find out.
[chuckles]
[door closes]
[Justin] Nah, I've ducked home
'cause my kid's been expelled.
I'm heading back to work soon.
Up for some knock offs later?
Oh, better go.
Who was that?
One of those telemarketers.
Today wasn't good, Ducky.
I thought you said
you were putting in an effort.
I tried.
Mate, you got to finish your education.
You don't want to end up like
Duck.
You are the only reason
why I get up in the morning.
Can we just not have
this conversation right now?
So, the risk assessment
should be done by this afternoon,
which means we can have you
back in the classroom
- tomorrow or Thursday at the latest.
- Why didn't you stand up for me?
My position as principal
means I have to remain impartial,
let the system do its job.
But surely you had an opinion.
Yeah, that's irrelevant.
Not to me, Stacy.
[sighs]
You want my opinion?
I didn't believe the accusation.
But the fact that
it was invented in the first place,
means you failed that class.
You got too close to them
and they took advantage of that.
Okay.
I appreciate that
you are young and inexperienced,
but you have been fooled.
They don't like you.
They don't like any of us,
but we are not here to be liked.
[Spider] I'm tired, I was up all night
watching jelly wrestling.
What are you wearing?
Well, I do the cooking,
Nan does the laundry. Okay?
I thought this shit was cancelled.
[Jojo] Can everyone take their seats?
Get off the table, Spencer!
Okay.
Are we a full contingent today?
Where's Malakai?
Uh He's not here,
Miss, he's gone my country.
Oh, like overseas?
- No, the bush.
- [snickers]
[Woodsy] Did you have an extra bowl
of stupid this morning?
Miss!
[Sasha] Uh, Miss,
why have we moved classrooms?
[Darren] Where's Miss Obah?
Miss Obah will not be taking
the sexual literacy tutorial any longer.
- There is a new sheriff in town.
- [western music playing]
- [boy] What?
- [girl] Sheriff?
The police, again.
It's me. I'm the sheriff.
- Right.
- Ugh.
Seven weeks ago,
you were put into this class.
Can anyone tell me why?
The Incest Map.
Boom.
And yet the tradition
of documenting sexual exploits
continued right under Miss Obah's nose.
This indicates to me
that you have learned very little.
So because you cannot learn
to R-E-S-P-E-C-T sex or each other
it's time to get serious.
[western music plays]
- [students gasp]
- [Sasha cackling]
- [Woodsy] This is a yeast infection.
- [boy] What?
- [girl] My God.
- [boy] Oh! That's nasty.
[Ant] Oh, God.
God will not be helping you
if you get one of these, Anthony.
It also affects the male genitalia,
a disease that understands equity
and inclusion better than some of you.
It is caused by unprotected sex
and poor personal hygiene.
[Amerie] Oi! Miss! Hey! [panting]
I'm so sorry about what happened.
You're sorry?
Did you know I was on
a temporary sex offenders list?
This feud between you and Harper
has cost me my entire career.
Well, everyone knows
the truth now, so you can come back.
No. I just handed in my resignation.
What? Why? You're off the hook.
Look, these kinds of accusations,
they have a way of sticking.
Even if they aren't true. And
to be honest, I'm not sure how
I feel about teaching anymore.
You can't quit. We love you, Miss.
You're an amazing teacher.
[scoffs] Come on,
none of you ever wanted to be there.
I really doubt
I taught you anything at all.
I learned heaps in SLTs.
So, did I. Quinni as well.
Please, tell us
how can we prove it to you
No. Amerie, you can't!
I'm sorry. I don't mean to blame you,
but you need to realize, all of you do,
that your actions, they have consequences.
And now you're looking at one.
[car door closes, engine starts]
Oh, shit. She's going to run us over.
[uneasy music playing]
Don't accept her resignation.
She hasn't done anything wrong.
Ooh. Can you hear that?
What?
Listen.
- I can't
- [shushes]
[whispers] I can't hear anything.
[in normal voice] No, you can't
because teaching is a calling
and you're not a teacher. Are you?
And maybe Miss Jojo Obah isn't one either.
She couldn't handle the heat.
She got out of the kitchen.
There's nothing I can do about it.
But she
Go, go, go.
- One, two
- [sighs]
[Sasha shouting on speaker]
- What'd she say?
- It's done.
So that's it. She's gone.
No, we have to stop this from happening.
But how?
And we are not about to let that happen.
And right now,
I'd like to lead a chant with everybody.
[all chanting] Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Frackingham has got to go!
["Make Me Feel" playing]
A protest?
We have to convince her to stay.
She's only resigned because of us,
so we've got to show her
what she means to us.
That we've been hectic shits
and it's not on her
and it's got to happen now.
Honestly, you had me at hectic shits.
First, you need bodies.
It's all about strength in numbers.
So pick a time and a place
and spread the word.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Woodsy would be super pissed.
Hey, um, do you wanna do this
protest thing? I'm only asking for Amerie.
[sighs] Uh Yeah.
What have you got on fifth period anyway?
Maths. I'm in.
Hey!
Next, you've got to make a visual impact.
So, posters, banners, catchy slogans
You get the gist.
And finally, fuel.
You ran out of food, it's game over.
- Did you ride your bike to school?
- Yeah.
Get to the shop,
buy as many supplies as you can.
Real food. Not just dumb shit. Yeah?
[Sasha] Oh. And don't forget to practice
your mug shot pose.
You think the cops will come?
If they don't, it's a total fail.
[male teacher] Now, if we're looking
at sine, cosine and tangent,
which I know you do regularly,
you'll find derivations
of cotangent, secant and cosecant.
So being cognizant of cosecant
Girls? Girls!
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you ♪
All right, you know what to do.
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
So good, so good, yeah ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
So good
So, so, so good! ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
Did you eat all the biscuits?
[fake crying] Miss!
There's a man outside exposing himself!
I saw his penis.
Oh! Really?
Full lunchbox, balls and everything.
Huge. [fake crying]
Right. Come on, Maureen.
Oh, my God!
Block the front and back doors.
Make sure all the windows
are locked and get ready.
Maximum visibility.
Go. Fill it up. All the way to the back.
Come on, go.
Where's this penis?
Stacy.
No, no, no! No.
Open this door right now! [banging]
[students chanting] Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
This is a protest.
SLTs have officially taken over
the admin building
over the resignation of Miss Obah.
She's been unfairly targeted
by administration and the school at large
over recent defamatory allegations.
Which were batshit by the way,
we did not have sex.
We demand that
Miss Woods rejects her resignation
and reinstates Miss Obah
to her former position as English teacher
and SLTs class teacher.
Amerie!
We will not be leaving the premises
until she is officially reinstated.
Miss, we swear it's for a good cause
- Get that inflatable penis out of my face!
- No, Miss!
Get your hands off my penis!
Give me the penis, Darren!
You want war, I'll give you war!
She's gonna kill us!
I'm calling your parents!
And I want my dog back!
[students chanting] Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
Okay. We have her attention. Now what?
[Amerie] We wait
until she meets our demands.
[chuckles]
[students chanting and bashing on window]
[chanting continues]
[students chanting]
Bring back Jojo! We want Jojo!
They're trying to bargain here,
the little shits.
Should we call the fire brigade?
Oh, good suggestion, Maureen.
Just what we need,
more unwanted attention for the school.
What about Jojo then?
They get their way and what next?
A bubble tea shop
in the teachers' car park?
Maybe we'll put it in your spot. Shall we?
I will not be ringing Miss Obah.
Chips and lollies, Ant, really?
What part of "no dumb food"
did you not understand?
- Any chicken Twisties?
- [Sasha] This is supposed to last us.
Ant, ya dog! Where's the water?
There's a tap, isn't there?
[Dusty] It's not working
and there's no toilet.
[indistinct chatter]
Get the police down here.
Then our kids get a record.
For what? They're trespassing at best.
I did way worse in my day. Whoo-hoo!
[Jim] They'll surrender soon,
but if they don't,
there's a dead possum on the oval.
Real ripe.
I scoop it up, in it goes, out they come.
Option B?
Lucky for you, I still haven't fixed
the water pipes, so
[Missy] Alright!
Here's the toilet for the night!
Okay, use it whenever you want.
Guys, please, aim for inside the pot.
Did everyone hear that?
This is a poo-free zone.
Hear that, Stinker Bell?
- Hey, shut up!
- Poop out there!
[grunting and laughing]
[Spider] Stop. Let go.
And, the third option,
we smoke 'em out. Zero Dark Thirty.
- Right.
- Stacy, what's going on?
You could try asking your daughter.
She's the one
who, uh, organized this little event.
- [feedback over mic]
- [Huma] Amerie!
Oh, shit.
Amerie! Get out here right now!
- [Spider chuckles]
- Your mum's scarier than mine.
- [woman over PA] Anthony!
- [chuckles]
- Shit, bro.
- Anthony!
So help me God, if I have to come
in there, I will drag you out myself.
We don't see Jojo anywhere.
So all of you piss off.
- Oh.
- That's how it is. Sorry, Mum.
If anyone wants to leave,
now's your chance.
I'm out.
- Bro, come on. It's fine!
- My mum's going to kill me.
Okay.
- [Ant] She's right outside.
- Guess we're bunkering in for the night.
Okay. So right now we are giving the kids
exactly what they want,
which is attention.
They have conviction,
sure, but no strategy.
It's just a matter of time
before they get bored and give up.
Meanwhile, I've contacted security
and they will monitor
the building overnight.
Be assured they are safe
and they are supervised.
Mark my words,
this will all be over before you know it.
[door creaks, closes]
[Harper] It's past seven.
Why are you late?
You said you'd be home by 4:00.
Uh, we just laid a pad
and Ryan's bluey decided to go for a trot
through the wet cement,
so we had to fix up the paw prints.
Not going out tonight, are you?
I was thinking about
going down the pub for a bit.
Well, there's plenty of beer here.
You don't need to go out.
All right, Ducky.
- Hey, it smells good.
- Hmm.
- Thanks for doing the washing.
- Yeah.
[uneasy music playing]
[sighs]
[vehicles passing in distance]
[exhales sharply]
["Teeth" playing]
- Bring it, bitch.
- [chuckles]
- Three, two, one.
- [bell dings]
- [all chanting] Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Come on, Spider. Come on, man.
[girl 1] Yeah!
[girl 2] Come on.
[Ant] Come on, man!
[cackles]
- Suck it!
- [growls and grunts]
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
Remember why we're here.
That's disgusting, come on.
This shit better be over by the morning.
- 'Cause he's a pretty regular dude.
- Mm-hmm.
What if Jojo never comes?
[sighs] Well, at least
me and you got to hang.
It's gonna be all right.
[song continues]
Um Hey, can I sit?
Are you not speaking because of me?
Pretty shitty thing of me to do, then.
Please don't hate me, Quinni.
Please, I can't be hated by you.
Okay. Um
I'm going to go
'cause I'm obviously making things worse.
[door opens, creaks]
[exhales sharply]
[door closes]
Hiding out here
because your outfit's so bad?
[chuckles]
I didn't know eshay was your type.
I know you think I'm scared.
But I'm not.
I'm just trying to figure shit out.
That's all.
Do you not want to have sex
with anyone or just me?
Anyone.
- Have you tried it, though?
- [scoffs] What do you reckon?
Maybe it was just bad sex
or with the wrong person.
I don't feel the same shit as you, Darren.
Okay, but you kissed me.
And I know you can get a hard-on.
Yeah. I like kissing you,
but when it becomes more, I just
I don't get the urge to go any further.
And if I do, it's not enjoyable.
Okay. Well, maybe we can
try a way where you would like it.
Take it slow.
What's the longest you've ever gone
without having sex with someone?
I don't know, like
Two months.
And so you'd be
totally cool
if we never did it at all?
Like, ever.
I don't want to mess this up.
Can we be friends, Darren, please?
- I want us to be friends.
- Okay, friends.
I can do that.
["Downtown" playing]
[breathing heavily]
[door opens]
[door closes]
Nothing you say ♪
- [speaking indistinctly]
- [Spider chuckles]
Will ever be wrong ♪
You can share with me if you want.
'Cause it just feels good
Being in your arms ♪
[both laughing]
And I'm running with you ♪
As fast as I can ♪
Singing to myself
I wanna hold your hand ♪
And we're going downtown ♪
'Cause we feel like
Running around ♪
[door opens, creaks]
[man speaking indistinctly]
[door closes]
Is it really this fun ♪
Dad?
When you're on my mind ♪
Is it really this cool
To be in your life ♪
And I'm going crazy ♪
Crazy for you ♪
I'm going crazy ♪
Crazy for you ♪
Yeah. But you're my too much.
[urinating]
[paper rustling]
[sighs] What are we doing?
[paper rustling]
[exhales sharply]
[Spider] You okay?
["Centrefold" playing]
[partygoers cheering]
What's up? You okay?
[panting] Um, I can't find Harper.
She was just here and, like,
I was just with her and, like,
I just can't find her anywhere.
Hey, hey. Don't stress.
It's all good. All right?
Just stay put and she'll find you. Okay?
Just hang with me. It'll be all good.
All right?
I gotcha.
Thanks.
[song continues]
I can't say I don't lust for you ♪
Turn a fuss for you ♪
I'm a must for you, yeah ♪
I can say I got love for you ♪
But I lied, yeah, hahaha ♪
[panting, moaning]
You my centrefold, yeah ♪
[breathing heavily]
How's that feel?
Does it feel good on your clit?
Um That's not my clit.
Oh Sorry. I'm pretty drunk.
Just go. Just hurry up.
Yeah.
[whispers] Come on.
[breathing heavily]
- Um, what are you doing?
- Uh
Just give me a minute here. This
This never happens. I swear.
[knock on door]
[Harper panting]
Um, are you there? Let me in.
- Amerie?
- Who's that?
- Shh. Be quiet.
- [knocking on door]
[Harper] Am, are you there?
[exhales sharply] Fuck.
Why didn't you let her in?
I don't want anyone to know about this.
Yeah, I won't tell anyone.
There's nothing to tell.
Yeah. I mean, you really need to leave.
Oh.
- Now.
- Yeah.
[door closes]
[exhales sharply]
Ams?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
[birds squawking]
[indistinct chatter in distance]
[whistling in distance]
- [woman laughing]
- [gasps]
[exhales sharply]
- [Darren whispers] Amerie! Amerie!
- Uh-huh.
Five more minutes.
Hey, it's Missy.
That dumb little dog.
You know, I don't know why
I said I was okay with it.
Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not.
- Missy?
- Shit!
You are right. [sniffles]
Sasha trampled my heart so bad.
[crying] Now, I think I like white boys.
Started watching Blue's Clues
the other day. [sniffles]
[Amerie] Missy, are you okay?
- Excuse me.
- [Ant] What did she take?
- [Ca$h] Red cordial.
- [Ant laughing]
[screams]
[Darren] Sugar high.
She's super dehydrated. She needs water.
Yeah. I'm really thirsty too.
Yeah, same. I've got glue mouth.
This is your fault.
You are coming with me.
[techno music playing]
There's a tap on the oval.
Reckon we can go past the dunnies?
Gotta take a dump real bad.
Ha.
Gotcha.
What's this? You two!
- [Ant] Quick! In there!
- [panting] In there!
[bang on door]
I have the ring leader and the idiot
cornered in my shed. Over.
[Woodsy] Jim! The parents are here.
Get them out!
We are so screwed.
Why did I think this was good idea?
I gotta go. It's real bad now.
Jojo's not coming.
She was never gonna come.
The brown trout's about to swim upstream.
It's all been for fucking nothing!
It's over! We blew it.
I don't know.
I think I kind of deserved this.
It's like karma
or God's punishment. [grunts]
Are you talking about
the protest or a poo? I'm lost now.
- Jesus.
- [heavenly music playing]
[farts]
It's a sign.
I'm sorry, Jesus.
I'm sorry for what I did.
What are you talking about?
What did you do?
[crying]
Ant!
Harper didn't make the anonymous call
to DOCS, I did.
What?
We wanted to get SLTs cancelled,
didn't think it would go this far.
Who is "we"? Spider?
He just wrote your names on the map
Spider hates me that much?
- It's not like that, it's
- Yeah?
Out of everyone in SLTs,
you spend the most time with Jojo,
and, yeah, Dusty reckoned that
It's the only way anyone would believe it.
Dusty?
Yeah. It was all his idea.
["Over You" playing]
Woo, yeah ♪
Yebo ♪
I'ma get over you ♪
Oh, you do not want to fuck with me!
'Cause when I am over you
I won't need tissue ♪
I'ma get over you ♪
[siren blaring]
'Cause when I am over you
I won't need tissue ♪
[Sasha] Jesus.
[inaudible]
Say it! I need to hear you say it!
Say what?
That you fucked me over
just to get out of doing a class,
that you made up the rumor
about me and Jojo.
Actually, that the whole thing
was your idea.
I just
[yells] Say it!
[indistinct chatter]
It's Jojo! Jojo is back!
Miss, please come back. We want you back.
We don't want to be anyone else's SLTs.
We want to be your SLTs.
[Woodsy] Thanks for coming, Jojo.
Is that a penis balloon?
- Yeah, it's one of them.
- Okay.
Uh, I think we're about
to get dragged out of here, people.
[students yelling]
[man] Three, two, one.
[door breaks open]
[Dusty] How did she know?
We're so screwed.
[laughing]
- Welcome back, Miss.
- Thank you.
You smell like shit.
I really appreciate everyone.
I actually organized this whole show.
- Thank you, Sasha. I really appreciate it.
- Yeah.
[thud in distance]
[door opening]
Dad? [breathing heavily]
Dad, is that you?
Who's that?
Who's in my house?
Is that you, wolf?
[Harper screams]
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Okay? I was just
trying to get SLTs cancelled.
And I feel shit about it now
- 'Cause you've been caught out.
- No, I just
What? What?
You were pretending to like me
so that you could figure out
a way to humiliate me. Is that it?
No, look, okay. I made the play for you
at the party to mess with Malakai.
and get back at Harper.
But over the past few days,
I've started to realize
how amazing you are.
This is so messed up.
I know, all right? Look
I'm pretty messed up too
after what Harper did to me.
Oh, what did she do to you?
Break up with you?
[softly] No, she gave me chlamydia.
What? Speak up.
She gave me chlamydia.
[snickers]
That's why she crashed the party.
That's why she came in
and threw all that shit on us.
She wanted me to know that.
["Say Nothing" playing]
No. No, she wanted me to know that.
She was trying to protect me from you.
Amerie!
Oh! Oh.
- My darling!
- [dog whimpers]
Oh, there you are. Mummy's here.
Oh, oh ♪
And as far as I know
You need me the most ♪
Now I'm not on the inside anymore ♪
You talk but at ♪
[Amerie] Harper! Harper?
What?
[song continues]
[Amerie] Harper?
It happened again. [gasps]
[pensive music playing]
[woman] Amerie, could you tell us
a little bit more about Miss Obah?
Would you say you two have
a close relationship?
Um, I mean, I guess. She's my teacher.
Do you find yourself spending
a lot of time alone with her?
Sometimes, yeah,
like before and after school.
She's I'm kind of like her assistant.
Why is there police tape
across my classroom?
Uh, well, because it's a crime scene.
Because of the graffiti
about me and Amerie?
You've been accused
of having sex with her in there.
[chuckles] Um
Miss Obah? You're joking, right?
You're You're joking.
Someone made an anonymous call to DOCS.
Cool. So my entire career is
on the line because of an anonymous call?
Yeah, regardless,
it still needs to be investigated.
You'd be wasting your time.
Someone is clearly fucking with me.
Not Miss Obah, I mean, figuratively.
If that's the case, then all of this
will be cleared up really quickly.
I'm going to have to ask
for your laptop computer
and the keys to your filing cabinet.
Why?
It's evidence.
Uh, laptop password?
It's "PimpMama-underscore-666".
Right.
You'll have to take a few days off
while they conduct their investigation.
Mama
6-6-6.
[sighs] God.
What do you reckon?
I mean, it makes sense.
Jojo's a clit banger.
She's always asking Amerie
to stay back after class.
Yeah, to tidy up.
Not to get some trim. Jesus.
The whole thing is bullshit.
Why do you think the person who made
the accusation wants to stay anonymous?
If someone's made this up,
it's a messed up thing to do.
[Ant] Yeah,
but why would someone even do that?
Yeah, nice one, Harps.
Really outdone yourself this time.
[Dusty] Leave it, man,
at least SLTs is cancelled.
Oi.
[Spider] Here comes the minge-muncher.
[Darren] Babes.
[Spider] Walk of shame.
[boy] That's what happens
when you scissor a student.
[girl] Slut.
[Darren] Miss?
I'm literally shaking.
Hey, Quinni! Wait!
Um
- Is she still angry about our fight?
- She's not talking.
- To me?
- To anyone.
She's nonverbal.
Just give her some space.
[uneasy music playing]
[pop music playing on speakers]
- [Darren clears throat]
- Jojo doesn't deserve this.
Neither of you do.
I did not think Harper would go this far.
Yeah, she's lower than a snake's asshole.
No one at school believes it, right?
No, of course not.
I'd rather hear it from you
than some dickhead in the quad tomorrow.
It's just the usual gossip course.
Half the stuff they're saying
is so out there, it's practically fantasy.
Just tell me.
You scissored in the science lab,
used a glue stick as a strap-on
and your safe word is cat-flap.
And Martelle said you finger
banged behind the vaulting horse,
but we all know that's because
she has a gymnastics fetish.
Oh, my God. Jesus.
Did you see Malakai? What does he think?
- He wasn't in school today.
- Really?
["Gold Chains" playing]
When it looks so gold ♪
But it feels so cold
Inside these chains, yeah ♪
You see the truth
Is that I'm often blue ♪
So many cracks in the ceiling
I tried to mend them with glue ♪
What a profession ♪
Sleep in sessions
Curse or blessings, need refreshing ♪
See progression
'Cause I beat depression ♪
They throwing pills like M&M's
And I'm hoping they don't relapse ♪
On stage, the crowd yelling
Don't get lost in feedback ♪
My boo said I should take it slow
Wish I could heed that ♪
Without the burning
Of a fucking greenback ♪
[indistinct commentary on TV]
[door opens]
[door closes]
- [Rivers] Hey, mate. How was your night?
- Fine.
[players yelling on TV]
Fine. I'll watch AFL with you.
[chuckles] It's rugby league.
Right.
The one where they run around
in circles or grab each other's arses?
[chuckles] The second one.
Hey, have you eaten?
Should we get some delivery?
Sure.
Pizza or pho?
I don't know what goes with rugby.
Okay, this is weird. What's wrong?
Wanting to hang out with you
doesn't mean something has to be wrong.
Yeah, it does.
Come on. Is it a matter of the heart or
Oh, my God.
I try and be friendly with you once,
you think I have
incurable emotional damage.
Thank you, Dad, duly noted.
[Rivers sighs]
[uneasy music playing]
Miss!
Ca$h.
[breathing heavily] Of course
you're an Emu Eats driver.
Yeah. Um
Uh, how's it going?
Well, I'm on
a temporary sex offenders list.
Well, at least it's not the permanent one.
Goodbye.
[indistinct chatter]
["Evoke The Sleep" playing]
Ah, I can't believe the gronk is back.
Shouldn't you be in therapy or something?
Show us on the doll
where she flicked your bean.
Dude, shut up!
[Spider] What?
Just leave her alone, Spider.
[sighs] Have you got a hard on
for her now?
Do you ever stop talking shit?
Seriously, man. It didn't even happen.
So just shut the fuck up.
Oi, watch out.
It took you long enough.
Why did you say that I slept with her?
You got sick of ruining my life,
so you're ruining Jojo's?
If I told you I didn't do it,
would you even believe me?
No. Because you're a fucking liar!
Fine.
I did it.
[Darren] I can't believe
they used to be friends.
Don't say anything.
[Darren] And just like that Ding-dong!
The bitch is gone.
Expulsion. [chuckles]
Sorry, Miss.
I can't believe
she just admitted it like that.
[Darren] The war is over.
You never have to
see her stupid face again.
Hey.
[Amerie] Hey.
Do you wanna ditch the next class with me?
Um, yeah. Yeah, okay.
I always thought I wanted attention,
but not like this
From being in a band or something.
[Dusty] Well, it's not that great
having attention.
Hasn't helped me with Harper,
or you either.
[chuckles]
The other Other night was a bit shit.
My party? Yeah, well,
I know how to throw them.
It was kind of nice
when it was just us two.
You're not the kind of guy
I thought you were.
Yeah?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I guess we'll find out.
[chuckles]
[door closes]
[Justin] Nah, I've ducked home
'cause my kid's been expelled.
I'm heading back to work soon.
Up for some knock offs later?
Oh, better go.
Who was that?
One of those telemarketers.
Today wasn't good, Ducky.
I thought you said
you were putting in an effort.
I tried.
Mate, you got to finish your education.
You don't want to end up like
Duck.
You are the only reason
why I get up in the morning.
Can we just not have
this conversation right now?
So, the risk assessment
should be done by this afternoon,
which means we can have you
back in the classroom
- tomorrow or Thursday at the latest.
- Why didn't you stand up for me?
My position as principal
means I have to remain impartial,
let the system do its job.
But surely you had an opinion.
Yeah, that's irrelevant.
Not to me, Stacy.
[sighs]
You want my opinion?
I didn't believe the accusation.
But the fact that
it was invented in the first place,
means you failed that class.
You got too close to them
and they took advantage of that.
Okay.
I appreciate that
you are young and inexperienced,
but you have been fooled.
They don't like you.
They don't like any of us,
but we are not here to be liked.
[Spider] I'm tired, I was up all night
watching jelly wrestling.
What are you wearing?
Well, I do the cooking,
Nan does the laundry. Okay?
I thought this shit was cancelled.
[Jojo] Can everyone take their seats?
Get off the table, Spencer!
Okay.
Are we a full contingent today?
Where's Malakai?
Uh He's not here,
Miss, he's gone my country.
Oh, like overseas?
- No, the bush.
- [snickers]
[Woodsy] Did you have an extra bowl
of stupid this morning?
Miss!
[Sasha] Uh, Miss,
why have we moved classrooms?
[Darren] Where's Miss Obah?
Miss Obah will not be taking
the sexual literacy tutorial any longer.
- There is a new sheriff in town.
- [western music playing]
- [boy] What?
- [girl] Sheriff?
The police, again.
It's me. I'm the sheriff.
- Right.
- Ugh.
Seven weeks ago,
you were put into this class.
Can anyone tell me why?
The Incest Map.
Boom.
And yet the tradition
of documenting sexual exploits
continued right under Miss Obah's nose.
This indicates to me
that you have learned very little.
So because you cannot learn
to R-E-S-P-E-C-T sex or each other
it's time to get serious.
[western music plays]
- [students gasp]
- [Sasha cackling]
- [Woodsy] This is a yeast infection.
- [boy] What?
- [girl] My God.
- [boy] Oh! That's nasty.
[Ant] Oh, God.
God will not be helping you
if you get one of these, Anthony.
It also affects the male genitalia,
a disease that understands equity
and inclusion better than some of you.
It is caused by unprotected sex
and poor personal hygiene.
[Amerie] Oi! Miss! Hey! [panting]
I'm so sorry about what happened.
You're sorry?
Did you know I was on
a temporary sex offenders list?
This feud between you and Harper
has cost me my entire career.
Well, everyone knows
the truth now, so you can come back.
No. I just handed in my resignation.
What? Why? You're off the hook.
Look, these kinds of accusations,
they have a way of sticking.
Even if they aren't true. And
to be honest, I'm not sure how
I feel about teaching anymore.
You can't quit. We love you, Miss.
You're an amazing teacher.
[scoffs] Come on,
none of you ever wanted to be there.
I really doubt
I taught you anything at all.
I learned heaps in SLTs.
So, did I. Quinni as well.
Please, tell us
how can we prove it to you
No. Amerie, you can't!
I'm sorry. I don't mean to blame you,
but you need to realize, all of you do,
that your actions, they have consequences.
And now you're looking at one.
[car door closes, engine starts]
Oh, shit. She's going to run us over.
[uneasy music playing]
Don't accept her resignation.
She hasn't done anything wrong.
Ooh. Can you hear that?
What?
Listen.
- I can't
- [shushes]
[whispers] I can't hear anything.
[in normal voice] No, you can't
because teaching is a calling
and you're not a teacher. Are you?
And maybe Miss Jojo Obah isn't one either.
She couldn't handle the heat.
She got out of the kitchen.
There's nothing I can do about it.
But she
Go, go, go.
- One, two
- [sighs]
[Sasha shouting on speaker]
- What'd she say?
- It's done.
So that's it. She's gone.
No, we have to stop this from happening.
But how?
And we are not about to let that happen.
And right now,
I'd like to lead a chant with everybody.
[all chanting] Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Frackingham has got to go!
["Make Me Feel" playing]
A protest?
We have to convince her to stay.
She's only resigned because of us,
so we've got to show her
what she means to us.
That we've been hectic shits
and it's not on her
and it's got to happen now.
Honestly, you had me at hectic shits.
First, you need bodies.
It's all about strength in numbers.
So pick a time and a place
and spread the word.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Woodsy would be super pissed.
Hey, um, do you wanna do this
protest thing? I'm only asking for Amerie.
[sighs] Uh Yeah.
What have you got on fifth period anyway?
Maths. I'm in.
Hey!
Next, you've got to make a visual impact.
So, posters, banners, catchy slogans
You get the gist.
And finally, fuel.
You ran out of food, it's game over.
- Did you ride your bike to school?
- Yeah.
Get to the shop,
buy as many supplies as you can.
Real food. Not just dumb shit. Yeah?
[Sasha] Oh. And don't forget to practice
your mug shot pose.
You think the cops will come?
If they don't, it's a total fail.
[male teacher] Now, if we're looking
at sine, cosine and tangent,
which I know you do regularly,
you'll find derivations
of cotangent, secant and cosecant.
So being cognizant of cosecant
Girls? Girls!
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
That's just the way you ♪
All right, you know what to do.
So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
So good, so good, yeah ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
So good
So, so, so good! ♪
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
Did you eat all the biscuits?
[fake crying] Miss!
There's a man outside exposing himself!
I saw his penis.
Oh! Really?
Full lunchbox, balls and everything.
Huge. [fake crying]
Right. Come on, Maureen.
Oh, my God!
Block the front and back doors.
Make sure all the windows
are locked and get ready.
Maximum visibility.
Go. Fill it up. All the way to the back.
Come on, go.
Where's this penis?
Stacy.
No, no, no! No.
Open this door right now! [banging]
[students chanting] Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
This is a protest.
SLTs have officially taken over
the admin building
over the resignation of Miss Obah.
She's been unfairly targeted
by administration and the school at large
over recent defamatory allegations.
Which were batshit by the way,
we did not have sex.
We demand that
Miss Woods rejects her resignation
and reinstates Miss Obah
to her former position as English teacher
and SLTs class teacher.
Amerie!
We will not be leaving the premises
until she is officially reinstated.
Miss, we swear it's for a good cause
- Get that inflatable penis out of my face!
- No, Miss!
Get your hands off my penis!
Give me the penis, Darren!
You want war, I'll give you war!
She's gonna kill us!
I'm calling your parents!
And I want my dog back!
[students chanting] Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
Okay. We have her attention. Now what?
[Amerie] We wait
until she meets our demands.
[chuckles]
[students chanting and bashing on window]
[chanting continues]
[students chanting]
Bring back Jojo! We want Jojo!
They're trying to bargain here,
the little shits.
Should we call the fire brigade?
Oh, good suggestion, Maureen.
Just what we need,
more unwanted attention for the school.
What about Jojo then?
They get their way and what next?
A bubble tea shop
in the teachers' car park?
Maybe we'll put it in your spot. Shall we?
I will not be ringing Miss Obah.
Chips and lollies, Ant, really?
What part of "no dumb food"
did you not understand?
- Any chicken Twisties?
- [Sasha] This is supposed to last us.
Ant, ya dog! Where's the water?
There's a tap, isn't there?
[Dusty] It's not working
and there's no toilet.
[indistinct chatter]
Get the police down here.
Then our kids get a record.
For what? They're trespassing at best.
I did way worse in my day. Whoo-hoo!
[Jim] They'll surrender soon,
but if they don't,
there's a dead possum on the oval.
Real ripe.
I scoop it up, in it goes, out they come.
Option B?
Lucky for you, I still haven't fixed
the water pipes, so
[Missy] Alright!
Here's the toilet for the night!
Okay, use it whenever you want.
Guys, please, aim for inside the pot.
Did everyone hear that?
This is a poo-free zone.
Hear that, Stinker Bell?
- Hey, shut up!
- Poop out there!
[grunting and laughing]
[Spider] Stop. Let go.
And, the third option,
we smoke 'em out. Zero Dark Thirty.
- Right.
- Stacy, what's going on?
You could try asking your daughter.
She's the one
who, uh, organized this little event.
- [feedback over mic]
- [Huma] Amerie!
Oh, shit.
Amerie! Get out here right now!
- [Spider chuckles]
- Your mum's scarier than mine.
- [woman over PA] Anthony!
- [chuckles]
- Shit, bro.
- Anthony!
So help me God, if I have to come
in there, I will drag you out myself.
We don't see Jojo anywhere.
So all of you piss off.
- Oh.
- That's how it is. Sorry, Mum.
If anyone wants to leave,
now's your chance.
I'm out.
- Bro, come on. It's fine!
- My mum's going to kill me.
Okay.
- [Ant] She's right outside.
- Guess we're bunkering in for the night.
Okay. So right now we are giving the kids
exactly what they want,
which is attention.
They have conviction,
sure, but no strategy.
It's just a matter of time
before they get bored and give up.
Meanwhile, I've contacted security
and they will monitor
the building overnight.
Be assured they are safe
and they are supervised.
Mark my words,
this will all be over before you know it.
[door creaks, closes]
[Harper] It's past seven.
Why are you late?
You said you'd be home by 4:00.
Uh, we just laid a pad
and Ryan's bluey decided to go for a trot
through the wet cement,
so we had to fix up the paw prints.
Not going out tonight, are you?
I was thinking about
going down the pub for a bit.
Well, there's plenty of beer here.
You don't need to go out.
All right, Ducky.
- Hey, it smells good.
- Hmm.
- Thanks for doing the washing.
- Yeah.
[uneasy music playing]
[sighs]
[vehicles passing in distance]
[exhales sharply]
["Teeth" playing]
- Bring it, bitch.
- [chuckles]
- Three, two, one.
- [bell dings]
- [all chanting] Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Come on, Spider. Come on, man.
[girl 1] Yeah!
[girl 2] Come on.
[Ant] Come on, man!
[cackles]
- Suck it!
- [growls and grunts]
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
Remember why we're here.
That's disgusting, come on.
This shit better be over by the morning.
- 'Cause he's a pretty regular dude.
- Mm-hmm.
What if Jojo never comes?
[sighs] Well, at least
me and you got to hang.
It's gonna be all right.
[song continues]
Um Hey, can I sit?
Are you not speaking because of me?
Pretty shitty thing of me to do, then.
Please don't hate me, Quinni.
Please, I can't be hated by you.
Okay. Um
I'm going to go
'cause I'm obviously making things worse.
[door opens, creaks]
[exhales sharply]
[door closes]
Hiding out here
because your outfit's so bad?
[chuckles]
I didn't know eshay was your type.
I know you think I'm scared.
But I'm not.
I'm just trying to figure shit out.
That's all.
Do you not want to have sex
with anyone or just me?
Anyone.
- Have you tried it, though?
- [scoffs] What do you reckon?
Maybe it was just bad sex
or with the wrong person.
I don't feel the same shit as you, Darren.
Okay, but you kissed me.
And I know you can get a hard-on.
Yeah. I like kissing you,
but when it becomes more, I just
I don't get the urge to go any further.
And if I do, it's not enjoyable.
Okay. Well, maybe we can
try a way where you would like it.
Take it slow.
What's the longest you've ever gone
without having sex with someone?
I don't know, like
Two months.
And so you'd be
totally cool
if we never did it at all?
Like, ever.
I don't want to mess this up.
Can we be friends, Darren, please?
- I want us to be friends.
- Okay, friends.
I can do that.
["Downtown" playing]
[breathing heavily]
[door opens]
[door closes]
Nothing you say ♪
- [speaking indistinctly]
- [Spider chuckles]
Will ever be wrong ♪
You can share with me if you want.
'Cause it just feels good
Being in your arms ♪
[both laughing]
And I'm running with you ♪
As fast as I can ♪
Singing to myself
I wanna hold your hand ♪
And we're going downtown ♪
'Cause we feel like
Running around ♪
[door opens, creaks]
[man speaking indistinctly]
[door closes]
Is it really this fun ♪
Dad?
When you're on my mind ♪
Is it really this cool
To be in your life ♪
And I'm going crazy ♪
Crazy for you ♪
I'm going crazy ♪
Crazy for you ♪
Yeah. But you're my too much.
[urinating]
[paper rustling]
[sighs] What are we doing?
[paper rustling]
[exhales sharply]
[Spider] You okay?
["Centrefold" playing]
[partygoers cheering]
What's up? You okay?
[panting] Um, I can't find Harper.
She was just here and, like,
I was just with her and, like,
I just can't find her anywhere.
Hey, hey. Don't stress.
It's all good. All right?
Just stay put and she'll find you. Okay?
Just hang with me. It'll be all good.
All right?
I gotcha.
Thanks.
[song continues]
I can't say I don't lust for you ♪
Turn a fuss for you ♪
I'm a must for you, yeah ♪
I can say I got love for you ♪
But I lied, yeah, hahaha ♪
[panting, moaning]
You my centrefold, yeah ♪
[breathing heavily]
How's that feel?
Does it feel good on your clit?
Um That's not my clit.
Oh Sorry. I'm pretty drunk.
Just go. Just hurry up.
Yeah.
[whispers] Come on.
[breathing heavily]
- Um, what are you doing?
- Uh
Just give me a minute here. This
This never happens. I swear.
[knock on door]
[Harper panting]
Um, are you there? Let me in.
- Amerie?
- Who's that?
- Shh. Be quiet.
- [knocking on door]
[Harper] Am, are you there?
[exhales sharply] Fuck.
Why didn't you let her in?
I don't want anyone to know about this.
Yeah, I won't tell anyone.
There's nothing to tell.
Yeah. I mean, you really need to leave.
Oh.
- Now.
- Yeah.
[door closes]
[exhales sharply]
Ams?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
[birds squawking]
[indistinct chatter in distance]
[whistling in distance]
- [woman laughing]
- [gasps]
[exhales sharply]
- [Darren whispers] Amerie! Amerie!
- Uh-huh.
Five more minutes.
Hey, it's Missy.
That dumb little dog.
You know, I don't know why
I said I was okay with it.
Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not.
- Missy?
- Shit!
You are right. [sniffles]
Sasha trampled my heart so bad.
[crying] Now, I think I like white boys.
Started watching Blue's Clues
the other day. [sniffles]
[Amerie] Missy, are you okay?
- Excuse me.
- [Ant] What did she take?
- [Ca$h] Red cordial.
- [Ant laughing]
[screams]
[Darren] Sugar high.
She's super dehydrated. She needs water.
Yeah. I'm really thirsty too.
Yeah, same. I've got glue mouth.
This is your fault.
You are coming with me.
[techno music playing]
There's a tap on the oval.
Reckon we can go past the dunnies?
Gotta take a dump real bad.
Ha.
Gotcha.
What's this? You two!
- [Ant] Quick! In there!
- [panting] In there!
[bang on door]
I have the ring leader and the idiot
cornered in my shed. Over.
[Woodsy] Jim! The parents are here.
Get them out!
We are so screwed.
Why did I think this was good idea?
I gotta go. It's real bad now.
Jojo's not coming.
She was never gonna come.
The brown trout's about to swim upstream.
It's all been for fucking nothing!
It's over! We blew it.
I don't know.
I think I kind of deserved this.
It's like karma
or God's punishment. [grunts]
Are you talking about
the protest or a poo? I'm lost now.
- Jesus.
- [heavenly music playing]
[farts]
It's a sign.
I'm sorry, Jesus.
I'm sorry for what I did.
What are you talking about?
What did you do?
[crying]
Ant!
Harper didn't make the anonymous call
to DOCS, I did.
What?
We wanted to get SLTs cancelled,
didn't think it would go this far.
Who is "we"? Spider?
He just wrote your names on the map
Spider hates me that much?
- It's not like that, it's
- Yeah?
Out of everyone in SLTs,
you spend the most time with Jojo,
and, yeah, Dusty reckoned that
It's the only way anyone would believe it.
Dusty?
Yeah. It was all his idea.
["Over You" playing]
Woo, yeah ♪
Yebo ♪
I'ma get over you ♪
Oh, you do not want to fuck with me!
'Cause when I am over you
I won't need tissue ♪
I'ma get over you ♪
[siren blaring]
'Cause when I am over you
I won't need tissue ♪
[Sasha] Jesus.
[inaudible]
Say it! I need to hear you say it!
Say what?
That you fucked me over
just to get out of doing a class,
that you made up the rumor
about me and Jojo.
Actually, that the whole thing
was your idea.
I just
[yells] Say it!
[indistinct chatter]
It's Jojo! Jojo is back!
Miss, please come back. We want you back.
We don't want to be anyone else's SLTs.
We want to be your SLTs.
[Woodsy] Thanks for coming, Jojo.
Is that a penis balloon?
- Yeah, it's one of them.
- Okay.
Uh, I think we're about
to get dragged out of here, people.
[students yelling]
[man] Three, two, one.
[door breaks open]
[Dusty] How did she know?
We're so screwed.
[laughing]
- Welcome back, Miss.
- Thank you.
You smell like shit.
I really appreciate everyone.
I actually organized this whole show.
- Thank you, Sasha. I really appreciate it.
- Yeah.
[thud in distance]
[door opening]
Dad? [breathing heavily]
Dad, is that you?
Who's that?
Who's in my house?
Is that you, wolf?
[Harper screams]
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Okay? I was just
trying to get SLTs cancelled.
And I feel shit about it now
- 'Cause you've been caught out.
- No, I just
What? What?
You were pretending to like me
so that you could figure out
a way to humiliate me. Is that it?
No, look, okay. I made the play for you
at the party to mess with Malakai.
and get back at Harper.
But over the past few days,
I've started to realize
how amazing you are.
This is so messed up.
I know, all right? Look
I'm pretty messed up too
after what Harper did to me.
Oh, what did she do to you?
Break up with you?
[softly] No, she gave me chlamydia.
What? Speak up.
She gave me chlamydia.
[snickers]
That's why she crashed the party.
That's why she came in
and threw all that shit on us.
She wanted me to know that.
["Say Nothing" playing]
No. No, she wanted me to know that.
She was trying to protect me from you.
Amerie!
Oh! Oh.
- My darling!
- [dog whimpers]
Oh, there you are. Mummy's here.
Oh, oh ♪
And as far as I know
You need me the most ♪
Now I'm not on the inside anymore ♪
You talk but at ♪
[Amerie] Harper! Harper?
What?
[song continues]
[Amerie] Harper?
It happened again. [gasps]