Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e07 Episode Script

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A Mona wants me to kiss Vanessa today during the shoot.
- How do you feel about that? - Good.
It was hard because I didn't want to watch you kiss her.
We're not dating and you're dating somebody else.
Yeah, Ben.
He just asked me out! - He's cute.
- I know.
We should be able to date whoever we want.
Without the other one of us freaking out about it.
- I agree.
- Let's go on a date.
That sounds really nice.
Okay, here's the plan: Joe down and out to the right, Nick buttonhook to the left.
Break.
You know, Stella, this is a great opportunity.
To observe boys in their natural habitat.
And get a tan at the same time.
Oh, you did not say tan! Remember the tan ban, honey? Hands.
For you and for you.
And a little more for you.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Okay, guys, hut one, hut two.
- Okay, over here.
- Dude! Nobody's open.
Oh no, here comes the blitz.
- Nobody's open.
- Come on.
- Over here.
- He's gonna run for it.
Dude! He's at the 20.
He's at the 10.
He might go - All the way! - Come on, no.
Interesting.
The youngest ones seem to have attacked the eldest.
You can learn much by observing their ways.
Why can't boys ever just relax? Well, they can't express their feelings so they do this.
How do you know so much? I've lived among them for years.
I have brothers.
Huh, fascinating.
yeah! hey! I was sitting at home ♪ watching tv all alone ♪ ♪ so tired of routines ♪ the day goes on and on so I pick up the phone call everyone I know I say there's gonna be a party hit the music, here we go, yeah you gotta live to party, bust your move everybody's in the groove tell the d.
J.
To play our song are you ready to rock and roll? gotta live to party, bust your move everybody's in the groove live to party! L.
A.
, L.
A.
, baby L.
A.
, L.
A.
Ben, how gorgeous is this? It's cute.
Cute? It's genius.
I mean, it's revolutionary.
It's the future of fashion.
- It's a sweater.
- That's reversible.
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
Um, you guys you remember Ben, right? Of course I do.
Ben.
Big Ben.
Yeah, okay, let's just Vanessa, hi, you look - Amazing.
- No, you do.
- Stop.
- Start.
Lightning bolt: You two should totally join us for lunch.
- Ooh - Really I just kinda was hoping it'd be the two of us.
Oh, Joe, chef shiraki is coming here today.
To prepare a very special meal for us.
It needs to be shared with friends.
Shiraki? He's, like, the best Sushi chef in the world.
Oh, his Sushi is totes delish.
- So you're in? - Uh, yes! - Yeah, we're totally in.
- You are? - We are.
- Good.
- Sure.
- Great.
- So who's excited? - Yay! Yeah.
Um, Joe, question.
Do we have enough - Batteries? - Yes, batteries.
- We should check.
- Absolutely.
Because there might be a blackout in the middle of the day.
- Which wouldn't really make sense.
- It never hurts to check.
- Okay, we're checking.
We'll be back.
- We'll be Battery checking.
Batteries? Are you kidding me? Whatever.
We only have a second.
- Does Ben know that you and I were? - No no! - Does Vanessa know about - No no no.
Good, that's good.
We should probably keep it that way.
- They don't need to know.
- They don't need to know.
Shh! 'Cause everything's going really good with me and Vanessa.
Right now and I don't want to complicate things.
- Yeah, me too with Ben.
- Really? You guys are happy? Of course we're happy.
Why wouldn't we be happy? Do we not look happy? No no no, I didn't say that.
Oh.
Well We are.
Great.
We should probably get back out there.
- Yeah.
- Wait.
Shouldn't we, like, grab a battery or something? No! Fine.
Should you guys be doing that in the house? No, that's why we're heading to the golf course today.
Really? Can I come with? - You know it's not miniature golf, right? - Uh yeah.
You know there's no windmills or castles or anything.
Gotcha.
Big-boy golf.
Mace, it's a lot harder than it looks.
I know! But I just I really want to try and play golfing.
- Yeah, play golfing.
- Please? You're so adorable, how can I say no? Thank you.
I'm gonna go change into something really cute and golfy.
- Adorable.
- Ha ha.
- Oh cool.
- That means, "you guys, Sushi!" Seriously.
Oh my gosh.
This is so pretty.
It's like our own little Sushi bar.
Do not say pretty in front of shiraki.
He takes the art of Sushi very seriously.
Oh yeah, I heard he once kicked a guy out of his restaurant for saying the word "yummy.
" Good to know, because we don't want any drama at this lunch.
Right, Stella? Right, Joe.
Shiraki-san.
Has arrived.
Thank you for gracing us with your time and your tuna.
Oh.
Sit.
So, shiraki, what's tasty? - Tasty? - Joe! - What? I didn't say yummy.
- Yummy!? I think he just takes the last thing anyone says and yells it.
Yells it! I was just messing with you.
Enough laughter! Sushi time.
So don't be too discouraged if you don't do that well, okay? Okay.
I guess I'll just watch you guys.
And try to do what you do.
- Isn't she - Yeah, adorable.
All right, Nick, show us the way.
Okay, now if you watch closely, he has a very specific routine.
- It helps him concentrate.
- Shh.
Sorry, dude.
Yay, Nick! Goody for you.
Macy, golfers prefer a nice "nice shot.
" Oh, sorry.
Nice shot.
- Thank you.
- My turn.
Okay, fly free, fly straight.
So what is he doing? He's getting his mind and his body to work as one.
Oh.
What do they normally do? - Nice shot, kev.
- Nice shot.
All right, mace, you're up.
- Let's head down to the ladies' tees.
- Down here.
Oh, um, why do girls have to play over there? Guys are more powerful so we have to start farther back.
- Kind of even things out.
- Oh.
I kinda wanted to try from here.
I mean, the view is so much nicer.
Sure, sweetie, go ahead.
Okay.
Here goes nothing.
- That was pretty bad.
- Yeah, we told you it was tough.
- Don't be too hard on yourself.
- Thanks, guys.
But at least it's a beautiful day.
This is the best uni ever.
And uni is? - Raw sea urchin.
- Oh.
Oh, you have to try this.
Ooh, mm-mm.
You know, it looks like somebody already ate that.
Stella, life is a series of first bites.
Yeah, Stella, try it.
Okay, bigshot, after you.
- You first.
- You first.
I'll try it if you try it.
Fine.
Same time.
- Okay.
- On three.
One, Two, Three.
Mmm, it's really good.
I know.
Oh, we did it.
- We did it.
- We did it! - You were nervous.
- No, you were scared.
I was fine.
What are you talking about? I saw your face.
It was - Ben.
- Vanessa.
Benny, Ben, Ben, Ben.
Thank you, honey, for encouraging me to try new things.
That's my Ben, y'all.
- Uh-huh.
- Enough! Next course.
- Ooh, green tea ice cream.
- Joe, no! Joe, no! That's wasabi Japanese mustard, super spicy.
Really? It's not that Are you crying? I didn't think his face could get that red.
Oh, I'd do anything to get that glow in my cheeks.
Joe, Joe! Joe! Ah, wasabi It always make me laugh.
- That's five for me.
- And me.
I got a nine! I beat you both.
The goal in golf.
Is to get the ball in the hole in the fewest number of shots.
Right, like bowling.
Hey, sweetie, how about you go to the clubhouse, Get a leMonade and relax? You could even drive the golf cart! That does sound like a lot of fun, but I'm not a quitter.
I mean, maybe there's something that could help me concentrate.
Like, I don't know, raise the stakes? - How? - Like a bet.
You want to bet us at golf? You're right, that was a terrible idea.
No no no, I want to hear what she has to say.
- Keep talking.
- Hmm, let me think.
Oh, I got one.
If you beat me I'll do your laundry for a week.
- I don't want to make you do that.
- I do! We haven't washed any clothes since we've moved in.
And if I win, let's say Stella and I get to live in the main house for a week.
While you guys live in the guest house.
Bet on.
Oh yeah.
Gracious, where did that come from? - I'm guessing you've done this before.
- Big golfing family.
- Your dad taught you? - My mom.
Okay, I read somewhere that you're supposed to drink milk.
I'll drink anything anything.
- Is that better? - I can feel my tongue now.
That's good, 'cause you're a mess.
And you got a little in your hair.
- What? Oh man.
- Relax, chill out.
I got it.
I got it.
Come here.
There you go.
Back to perfect.
You rule.
Thanks.
Stella? This isn't what it looks like.
Unless it looks like nothing's going on, Because nothing was happening.
You know, you and Joe always act weird around each other.
And I let it go because you said, "don't worry.
Everyone here is weird.
" And we are.
Stella, you two clearly have something going on.
Look, yes, Joe and I have been friends for a really long time.
And yes, we did.
Sort of try dating briefly.
- Very briefly.
- Barely at all.
And now we're back to just friends.
- You know, I'm gonna go.
- Oh, Ben! There's no point in us.
Dating until you two figure out what.
This is.
Sorry.
Well, that wasn't fun.
Are you okay? Yeah.
I guess I'm supposed to feel bad.
I don't.
Is that good? Are you really asking me a relationship question right now? Right.
Never mind.
So about what Ben thought he saw back there Totally innocent.
- Totally.
- Totally.
Totally.
- So we're cool? - Yeah.
- Except your girlfriend's in the other room.
- Right.
Mm, Joe, Stella, you finally made it back.
Yep, here we are.
- It's like we were never gone.
- Where's Ben? - Oh, his cat's sick.
- He wanted a burger.
- Cat! - Burger.
He's eating a burger with his sick cat.
Liars! Okay.
Okay.
Um, Ben broke up with me.
Oh, sweetie, I am so sorry.
Come, sit, tell me everything.
So first things first: What was his sign? He was a scorpio.
How did you even make it past hello? - I'm gonna let you girls talk.
- You, sit! Me sitting.
it was a beautiful day I throw my worries away nothing new, just the same old same so I'm gonna start a new page I turn the radio on and it's my favorite song it's so good to sing alon it feels so right, this can't be wrong I just want a good time oh oh I don't want to fuss and fight, no life's too short to waste time .
Ha! oh no every little thing's gonna be all right 'cause we're chilling in the summertime not a cloud in the sky everybody's feeling fine and everything'll be all right 'cause we're chilling in the summertime not a cloud in the sky everybody's feeling fine and everything will be all right.
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Putting to win her fourth straight hole.
Is Macy "the girl" misa.
I think your girlfriend hustled us.
I can't believe you said "I think.
" You know, I'm kinda starting to feel bad for you guys.
You are? Nah! In your face! Still think she's adorable? You know what I think? I think.
You went out with Ben to get over someone else.
So, shiraki-san, you got anything else back there? I tell you when you eat.
I tell you what you eat.
I tell you how you eat.
I am the boss of eating.
- Dude, chill.
- Chill?! - Sorry.
- Joe, please, we're talking.
So this guy before Ben, anyone I would know? - Well, um - Vanessa? - You want the truth? - Of course.
Before I fell for you, Stella and I Almost were a thing.
- Excuse me? - Look, Vanessa, I promise you, It is totally over between us.
- Are you mad? - No.
Are you sure you're not mad? No no, And now that everything is out in the open, I just need Stella to tell me one thing.
Mm-hmm.
What is the deal with Joe and his hair? - His hair? - Yeah.
- What about my hair? - You're, like, obsessed with it.
- I am not! - You kind of are.
You know what, Stella? I'm kind of glad that you two had a thing, Because now you can tell me everything.
Oh, for starters, he can't even walk past a mirror.
Without stopping to stare at himself in it.
Oh please! I once saw him stand over a puddle for 10 minutes.
10 minutes that's a long time.
Macy, I'm sorry we teased you.
You're an incredible athlete.
And still an amazing girlfriend.
Aww, you guys are so sweet.
But you're not weaseling out of the bet.
Enjoy the guest house.
- adorable! - Zip it.
Sayonara, homies.
Arigato, shiraki-san.
It was an honor.
Joe, would you mind walking shiraki-san to his hybrid? No problem.
- Let me help you with that.
- Oh, could you be any sweeter? You know something, shiraki-daki? Everybody's afraid of you, but I gotta say you're okay.
I like to keep my customers on their toes.
Do not touch shiraki! Thanks for this.
You know, Despite all the drama, that was fun.
Oh, thanks.
Fun, right.
Wow, you okay there? Here's the thing: I liked you, Stella.
I thought we could be Friends.
I'm sorry.
I thought we were friends.
You know, we ate Sushi and we made fun of Joe The whole staring- at-the-puddle thing.
Yeah, that was fake.
Kinda like the way you've been faking.
That there's nothing going on between you and Joe.
- There is nothing between me and Joe.
- Oh please.
I know bad acting when I see it, Because people always come up to me and ask me if their kids have talent, And they never do, and I always have to tell them that they have talent.
And you know how I do that? With good acting.
What are you talking about? - Just stay away from Joe.
- Or what? - Or we're gonna have a problem.
- Are you threatening me? Ah, now you're getting it! Mmm! - Did you just poke me? - What if I did? Well, then, girlie, it would be on.
- Oh, it's on.
- All right.
All right, wow, I haven't been in one of these since the fifth grade.
- Ladies! - Hey.
Hi! Look at you two.
We're sharing jewelry.
Oh, this would look adorabs on you.
Oh, "adorabs, " I love it when you don't finish your words.
It is so cool that you guys are friends.
- Total besties.
- Yep, buddies.
Ah, buddy.
I can't believe you guys lost the house.
- It's not our fault.
- We got hustled.
- By Macy? - Let's not relive it.
What do you think they're doing in there? Not bumping into one another.
And having enough air to breathe.
All right, guys, we have.
Three brothers, two beds and one floor.
Or a bedroom with aunt Lisa's cat and his litter box.
There's only one way to settle this.
Guys, this isn't fair.
I stink at golf.
Dude, loser claims the floor.
Or the cat.
Sorry, dude, we don't make the rules.
Yeah, you kinda do.
- What just happened? - Yeah, you're supposed to stink.
I did, but then I got some pointers from my new golf coach.
Macy? Macy.
Good luck fighting for the floors, boys.
Oh, and the toilet brush is underneath the sink.
not a cloud in the sky everybody's feeling fine and everything will be all right.
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Next on " Jonas L.
A.
" - You and Nick, big day tomorrow.
- Our one-month-iversary.
I'm sure he's gonna get you something really special.
- You sure Macy wants a mug? - Macy only likes.
Handmade gifts.
It's her family tradition.
Check out that whack mug! I need a new wardrobe girl.
You think your friend blondie might like the job? Yes! Yes yes yes! You! Who let you on my set? I'm not here to steal your boyfriend.
- Do I have a surprise for you.
- Ciao, babes.
Ifriend.
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