Kaidan: Hazama no sekai (2013) s01e07 Episode Script
Le fantôme du passé
Can I ask you something about life after death?
I can try, go on.
- Angels are not humans.
- Thank God.
Can you die? And if yes, you just go back to paradise?
We can die. But we are harder to kill than humans. You are weak.
And our death erases us from the universe.
And how is the paradise?
I'm not allowed to speak about that.
It could change everything you know about it. It wouldn't be good.
About religions: I know God exists. But are there more Gods and paradises?
To be honest, there is no good or bad religion.
Even your one is wrong.
So no, there is just one God.
But as he likes jokes, he told every prophets another story.
He told us many names, but it's always the same God.
- Anything else?
- A last one.
If everything I know is wrong about religions
Do Angels have a gender?
No, it's sad but true.
God created us without genitals. Look.
Oh well, that's new.
Created by
Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano
- Yeah, what is it?
- Breakfast is ready, will
What the
Long story short, there is nothing sexual behind that.
- "Behind" is the good word.
- You should see the front.
But there is nothing sexual!
Ok, and about breakfast?
- We have to go.
- Dressed like that?
No he will put something on. Clothes! Put clothes on!
So, what's the plan? We go, kill, and leave?
We'll be more subtle.
No bloodshed?
I have a doubt. I want to be sure he's the good target.
We don't have time for a DNA test.
- Our target has a distinguishing mark.
- Like a tattoo?
Rather a scar.
It won't be easy to see.
And as he's gay, I can't ask you to seduce him like you did for Nikolaus.
What about putting one of his exes on his way?
Someone who could seduce him for us?
If the office helps us, we can find any information in two hours.
We need someone that Maykel has hurt.
Then we tell this guy that if he undresses Maykel,
we'll take naked pictures of him and upload them online.
- Where did you get that idea?
- Reality TV.
It doesn't look like us.
A better idea?
So let's go, I call the office.
What do we do today? No relaxation?
No. We are close, but I can't ask you to put too much energy in it.
Human brain is not made for it. I don't want to kill you.
Wait. If I do it too often, I die?
- Right.
- How do the psychics?
- Most are fakes, the others not humans.
- Aliens?
- No, demons.
- So, I maybe had sex with a demon once.
What a surprise, me too.
I know this voice Aunt Annie! Uh no, it's you.
I had sex with a demon: a guy who never call back and move.
You're still angry? It was before I move to Strasbourg!
I came here to run from a guy hey, it was you!
So you know each other?
Jordan Bost, an ex. He is your new one?
No, he's straight. There is no one anymore. Why do you hate me?
I don't hate you.
But if you were really hurt and I had a phone to call an ambulance,
I would rather order a pizza.
And my name is Greg.
So you're into straight guys, now?
You ate bitchflakes for breakfast?
- Why am I here?
- To destroy my life.
Abracadabra! No, you're still a bitch.
Wait. Did you two have sex?
- He is stupid.
- We get used to it.
What attracted you about him?
- His big
- We have to go! Goodbye forever.
Wait, I want the answer!
It was a bad day?
It was clearly not a good one.
Isobel, you didn't touch your dessert because you gained weight?
What's happening?
When Maykel is in a bad mood, he asks embarrassing questions.
He calls it "question bombing".
Go on.
You told me you would never have sex with the brother of a guy
who dumped me. Yet, what about Nikolaus?
I It wasn't about you.
Can I come with you to not be targeted?
Full power.
Did you get a girl pregnant?
Why don't you have black friends?
Aren't you afraid that Isobel finds out you're attracted by Miley?
Maykel Stone
I can try, go on.
- Angels are not humans.
- Thank God.
Can you die? And if yes, you just go back to paradise?
We can die. But we are harder to kill than humans. You are weak.
And our death erases us from the universe.
And how is the paradise?
I'm not allowed to speak about that.
It could change everything you know about it. It wouldn't be good.
About religions: I know God exists. But are there more Gods and paradises?
To be honest, there is no good or bad religion.
Even your one is wrong.
So no, there is just one God.
But as he likes jokes, he told every prophets another story.
He told us many names, but it's always the same God.
- Anything else?
- A last one.
If everything I know is wrong about religions
Do Angels have a gender?
No, it's sad but true.
God created us without genitals. Look.
Oh well, that's new.
Created by
Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano
- Yeah, what is it?
- Breakfast is ready, will
What the
Long story short, there is nothing sexual behind that.
- "Behind" is the good word.
- You should see the front.
But there is nothing sexual!
Ok, and about breakfast?
- We have to go.
- Dressed like that?
No he will put something on. Clothes! Put clothes on!
So, what's the plan? We go, kill, and leave?
We'll be more subtle.
No bloodshed?
I have a doubt. I want to be sure he's the good target.
We don't have time for a DNA test.
- Our target has a distinguishing mark.
- Like a tattoo?
Rather a scar.
It won't be easy to see.
And as he's gay, I can't ask you to seduce him like you did for Nikolaus.
What about putting one of his exes on his way?
Someone who could seduce him for us?
If the office helps us, we can find any information in two hours.
We need someone that Maykel has hurt.
Then we tell this guy that if he undresses Maykel,
we'll take naked pictures of him and upload them online.
- Where did you get that idea?
- Reality TV.
It doesn't look like us.
A better idea?
So let's go, I call the office.
What do we do today? No relaxation?
No. We are close, but I can't ask you to put too much energy in it.
Human brain is not made for it. I don't want to kill you.
Wait. If I do it too often, I die?
- Right.
- How do the psychics?
- Most are fakes, the others not humans.
- Aliens?
- No, demons.
- So, I maybe had sex with a demon once.
What a surprise, me too.
I know this voice Aunt Annie! Uh no, it's you.
I had sex with a demon: a guy who never call back and move.
You're still angry? It was before I move to Strasbourg!
I came here to run from a guy hey, it was you!
So you know each other?
Jordan Bost, an ex. He is your new one?
No, he's straight. There is no one anymore. Why do you hate me?
I don't hate you.
But if you were really hurt and I had a phone to call an ambulance,
I would rather order a pizza.
And my name is Greg.
So you're into straight guys, now?
You ate bitchflakes for breakfast?
- Why am I here?
- To destroy my life.
Abracadabra! No, you're still a bitch.
Wait. Did you two have sex?
- He is stupid.
- We get used to it.
What attracted you about him?
- His big
- We have to go! Goodbye forever.
Wait, I want the answer!
It was a bad day?
It was clearly not a good one.
Isobel, you didn't touch your dessert because you gained weight?
What's happening?
When Maykel is in a bad mood, he asks embarrassing questions.
He calls it "question bombing".
Go on.
You told me you would never have sex with the brother of a guy
who dumped me. Yet, what about Nikolaus?
I It wasn't about you.
Can I come with you to not be targeted?
Full power.
Did you get a girl pregnant?
Why don't you have black friends?
Aren't you afraid that Isobel finds out you're attracted by Miley?
Maykel Stone