Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e07 Episode Script

Naeka's Sword. Kurama Mountain Training Chapter

OP TS On-screen: [Serving 7 : Naeka's Sword; Pommel Horse Mountain Training Chapter.]
(is anba here the place or pommel horse? .
) side horse; pommel horse; (2) saddled horse TS on-screen: Left - Male, Right - Female TS on-screen: TS on-screen: TS on-screen: TS on-screen: ED TS on-screen: Well then! The Shuuhou Seiha Private Academy Women's Kendo Club will be praying for certain victory at the Women's High School Kendo Tournament! Hurray! Yeah! Paradise, paradise! A bath after working out is the best, isn't it? We're depending on your strength for the big prize! About that tournament Can I drop out? Even today, my Master in Distress is kicking up a fuss for some reason.
However, I, Maid Guy, who always looks over your day-to-day life, am with you! Stars for the sky! Flowers for the earth! And for you, Maid Guy! As long as I am in this world, your future is rosy! You guys are mean! TL note: Supokon is a genre where the main character earnestly tries to overcome various difficulties in his or her chosen sport with guts and great effort.
[I.
E.
: Hajime no Ippo.]
Shut up, you fake supokon woman! What the hell are you saying, when we're in the middle of a onsen tour and praying for victory at the tournament, you coward! But, the result of this tournament will decide our budget for next year! But, but Don't be so selfish just because your boobs are so big, you self-centered girl! Jeez, they float so ostentatiously in the bathtub! Don't flatter yourself! My boobs have nothing to do with this! How about sending some nutrients to your head, instead of just your boobs! Haven't you been told that before? Of course you can't pull out now, you idiot! But sheshe took my chastity! If you want to say something, then say it in Japanese! We are Fujiwara Naeka's boobs' fan club! Just beyond this threshold are Fujiwara Naeka's bare boobs! Those boobs that are floating in the bathtub! Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard it! Fujiwara is pulling out of the tournament? What on earth happened to our Fujiwara?! Well, I also want to go to the national finals.
I want to try my best and win.
So why?! However, the circumstances this time are a little different.
She "She"? That's right, "she.
" The scars of numerous bullet holes carved into her back from a bear hunter who mistakenly shot her! The restive bear of the northern prefectures Half human, half bear! TL note: Musashibo (1155 - 1189) was a famous warrior monk who served Yoshitsune of the Minamoto Clan.
Commonly depicted as a man with great strength, loyalty, and honor.
People call her the Musashibo of the world of women's Kendo! TL note: Shugendou is an old Japanese religion which centers on an ascetic, mountain-dwelling lifestyle and incorporates teachings from Shinto, Buddhism, and other eastern philosophies.
Shugendou High School, second year, Arayashiki Yoshie.
Breaking her three-year silence, she That monster is coming down from the mountain! Arayashiki? I've heard of that name.
If I'm not mistaken, three years ago she disappeared from women's Kendo after a certain incident, in spite of being a national up-and-comer! Naeka, do you have some connection with Arayashiki? Why don't you tell us? Iwill never forget it.
Three years ago Face each other! To think I would face such a weakling in the finals! The Nationals are mine! Referee, is this all right? It's a guy.
Err, she's a woman.
You're kidding! You were born as a woman?! Oh, I'm sorry! You look so manly! Shut up, you little girl! S-sorry! And so, unfortunately, the elastic of her panties was at its limit and got loose She lost due to a violation and has resented me ever since.
She said she would get revenge! Damn you, Fujiwara Naeka! I will cleanse you of this resentment! On top of beating you to a pulp, I'm gonna rip off your hakama and panties, and throw you butt-naked into the spectators' seats! The next time we meet will be the last time you'll ever be considered a woman! No way! I don't want to go! You got what you deserved! Even if your opponent was a monster, what the hell were you doing, you idiot! Even so, even though it's just a high school Kendo tournament, there are rumors of tickets selling for hundreds of dollars in auctions on the Internet.
Even at the local electronics store, the video cameras are flying out of the shop.
I wonder whywhy? Why indeed.
To see Fujiwara Naeka's bare boobs with these very eyes! We might never get a chance like this again! It's unfortunate that Fujiwara will lose to Arayashiki.
She's evidently greatly disfavored.
From the bottom of our hearts, we're counting on you, Arayashiki! Those beasts! Today for sure, I'll be saying prayers over their bodies! Oh Chief, let me pull out! Please, Chief! Chief! It'll be fine if you win.
That's it! Yeah, it'll be fine if you just win! Fight! Do your best to win against Arayashiki.
If we win at the Prefectural Tournament, the school president said the training camp for the Nationals will be in Okinawa! Okinawa?! Okinawa?! Fight! Oh! That might be nice.
Okinawa? I wanna go! I wanna go! That's right! Let's all go to Okinawa! Yay! We're counting on you, Captain! All right! Hey, wait! But, I You'll be fine! Eiko? It's not like I'll be stripped if I lose.
It's not fine at all! Well then everyone, let's do our best at the Prefectural Tournament! Let's go to the training camp in Okinawa! Yay! What's with everyone being so selfish?! Hey! Don't run off, point-getter! note: Naeka makes a pun on sentou which means both bath house and battle, depending on the Kanji used.
Huh? A battle in the bathhouse? Western soldiers with the flag of truth? Shinsengumi? TL note: Hijikata Toshizo (1835 - 1869) was the deputy leader of Shinsengumi, a small and talented Japanese military leader who resisted the Meiji Restoration.
Hijikata Toshizo?! But, why in the bath house dressing room? Huh? A dream? Indeed.
What you're seeing now is a dream.
Daydreaming Maid Guy Illusion! Kogarashi-san? However, this illusion is just a naturalization.
The foundation of this illusion is inside your heart.
The shape of a warrior boldly standing up and facing victory at a critical time, that's what you wanted to become when you chose this path.
Will you betray that spirit from the beginning and run away, Master? Put your hand to your naked chest and think about it! It'snot like I want to run away I know the important thing isn't winning or losing the game, it's That's right! It's about doing it and not running away.
What can I do in order to win? What should I do? Bare breasts?! Leave her alone.
You are?! Divine retribution! Beasts like you should just disappear from the face of the earth! My eyes! MY EYES! Was that a scream? Who knows.
What nice water.
This is? Huh? My Kendo uniform? Good morning, Master! This is an abandoned mountain temple that is deep in the hills surrounding Kyoto.
What are you doing, Master?! Listen! Just answer me three questions! What did you see? What did you do? ANY LAST WORDS? Please do not worry, Naeka-sama.
Fubuki-san! Kogorashi-san brought you here in a bag.
I was the one who changed you into your Kendo outfit.
Really? In that time, I gave him a very, VERY good talking to.
In reply to your earlier question, we are at Mt.
Kuramayama, in Kyoto.
Mt.
Kuramayama? A mountain where the legendary Tengu live, TL note: Kurou Yoshitsune, otherwise known as Minamoto no Yoshitsune (1159 - 1189), was a general of the Minamoto clan of Japan in the late Heian and early Kamakura period.
and an old temple where Kurou Yoshitsune was said to train with his sword.
TL note: Benkei refers to Musashibou.
(See previous note.
) On this ground, Yoshitsune studied fencing and went on to defeat Benkei.
A miraculous blessing from Mother Nature! It doubles the effect of your training! No mistake! Come to think of it, it feels like some kind of strength is stirring That is the power of Mother Nature! Just what I expected from a sacred mountain! Now I feel like I could defeat a bear! Let's try! A BEAR?! Don't try and attack a bear head-on with a bamboo sword, you berserk master! However, you didn't even push it back one step.
But, you have good spirit! Since you tried so hard, I'll give you one of these Maid badges! What are you doing, you idiot?! When you have acquired ten Maid Guy badges, your training will be complete! Listen to me when I'm talking to you! A waterfall This really is like training in the mountains! Whoa, it's a long way down! I've heard that back in an unknown time, master swordsmen would train with the waterfall by choice.
A waterfall is the two-dollar shop of training.
Practice sword swinging under the waterfall, and when your skill is higher, you can also dive into the waterfall's pool.
Master? Maid Guy DIVE! I said to dive into the waterfall basin after your abilities have gotten better, you gun-jumping master! But, I approve of your courage.
Here's your second badge! She didn't dive in, she FELL in! Are you all right, Naeka-sama? As I thought, special training is a little No, Fubuki-san.
I'll do it.
Naeka-sama! Iwon't run.
In order to win against that formidable enemy I have to become stronger! Naeka-sama! Even if my enemy is a bear or a waterfall! Let's begin our Waterfall Basin Training! YOU IDIOT! I wonder where everyone went? Well, whatever.
Which one shall I play today? Set your mind to it To the path of trials! I'm a bit worried Well done! Falling Water Leaf Slash! You've come so far! Just as I expected from the master that I've trained! There's only one badge left.
Now, the final test! Do it if you can! Whatever comes Go with your heart! I I see it! Impressive! You saw right through the log! Very impressive, Master.
I'm sure if you made your brain work a bit, you'd know whether or not you can cut a log with a bamboo sword.
However, out of respect for your daring to fight with conviction, this final Maid Guy badge is yours! Master? Your badges are so heavy that she can't float to the surface! How many kilograms are they? Why would you use something that can't be cut with a bamboo sword anyway?! I found the master in the water with Maid Guy Love! Where is she? Under your foot.
Naeka-sama!! Well, we somehow made it in time.
Now that Naeka-sama has gone through the training, tomorrow's Prefectural Tournament is I, Maid Guy, pity her opponents in battle.
The hurricane called Fujiwara Naeka will surely devastate tomorrow's tournament! Fujiwara Naeka, you will finally get a taste of all my resentment! I can't wait until tomorrow! Battery, okay! Tape, okay! At last, it's tomorrow! Okinawa~ Training~ I'm restless because of all those expectations.
I did it! I completed the Event CG section! Match set! Winner! White, Fujiwara! Well, it's become quite serious in the finals of the women's High School Kendo Prefectural Tournament! Captain Fujiwara Naeka, second year at Shuuhou Seiha Private Academy, is as strong as a devil! Wow, commentator Nishinaka, she's so strong, isn't she? Y-yes.
She'll probably come up against Arayashiki in the finals.
Arayashiki possesses superhuman strength, however.
The deciding match has become something worth waiting for, hasn't it? More excitement from the broadcasting seats And now, a commercial.
Multiangle! Fully zoomed! Recording Fujiwara! Don't let her out of your sight! Why the hell are the TV stations here?! Do they really want to see the bare skin of the big-boobed Kendo high school girl that badly? What will you do? If you lose, it will be all over the Internet! Has everyone already bought her bathing suit for the Okinawa training camp? Frankly, I think I might be at the peak of my life.
I have no enemies! Naeka, you're different today! Okinawa is within our sight! Fujiwara Naeka.
Your skill with a sword is formidable.
However! This body has been forged with secluded training in the mountains! On top of that, with this special pit viper drink from central europe, I'll have three times my normal strength! The results of secluded training! The effects of the pit viper! I will show you all the fury of the viper! You will expose yourself to the ridicule of the entire country, Fujiwara Naeka! Final Match! Both competitors, come forward! Senpai! What's up with that wicked monster? I'm so glad I'm not in the finals! Who cares if you're opponent is a monster?! Fight, Naeka! Just what you'd expect from three years of secluded training in the mountains! She's three times bigger than the last time! No! Five times! Fujiwara Naeka, I've been waiting for this day! Synthetic fiber! Caramel! Calm down, Master.
Your opponent is twice the size of a bear at best.
She's not really your opponent! That's right.
Calm down, Fujiwara Naeka! Remember the difficult training! I have no idea what's going on, but What amazing spirit.
Begin! I'm gonna punish you! She's fast! But even I! This is hard, but compared to getting those ten badges, it's easy! I'm gonna finish this now.
Her eyes? Senpai! Naeka! I see it! What?! W-white! Torso hit! One point! She did it! She won! Bravo! You showed me the Monster Slash! If you remain serious with such a trifle thing now, victory will follow.
But, hurry up and figure out you're carrying a bamboo sword, Master! Hey, stay with us! That meant nothing! Get ready! Get ready!!! I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to lay a hand on my master.
Daydreaming Maid Guy Illusion! Stark naked! Even though you're the enemy, you did well! You certainly have admirable spirit to throw off your humanity and attack! Honoring your outlaw style, you get one Maid Guy badge! Well, Arayashiki has lost due to a violent disturbance violation.
Therefore, Shuuhou Seiha Gakuen Kendo Club will be making an appearance at the national tournament! Right, Nishinaka-san? Oh, Fujiwara, we wanted you to read the atmosphere a bit better! What the hell is she doing, damnit! Ahh, our dreams were cut off! BUTT NAKEEEEEED!!! Well, then, have a good day.
Okinawa! Okinawa! The blue sky! The blue ocean! This is awesome! Thank you, Fujiwara Naeka! Let's buy her a souvenir on the way home.
Okay! Since you've ended up like this, I'll give you a Special Maid Guy badge as a present.
The reward of battle is Spirit!!! A brother who only loves breasts and his beloved younger sister.
This twisted family will once again see the birth of a new masked warrior.
Next episode! One of extraordinary talent! Strawberry Mask.
Will evil or love stem from it?
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