Let's Talk About CHU (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

Sir.
Play with me.
Are you an idiot? Don't do that.
How else should I do it?
Like this
Of course.
COMING SOON:
LATE NIGHT WITH KELLY RECORDING!
MACHI MACHI MOTORCYCLE SHOP
WORKING ON BIG THINGS!
SHARE, SELECT FRIENDS
What are you doing?
The shop was fine.
I don't recognize it anymore.
Will we really get
more customers this way?
Fuck you!
I'll get some car enthusiast friends
to check in here tomorrow.
Let the bullets fly for a while.
That's enough.
Have some tofu pudding.
- All right.
- Eat tofu pudding.
Sorry. I have to take this.
Hello?
Hey, Chou Ping-ke. What are you doing?
I'm working.
Weren't you fired?
Why are you working?
- Damn.
- Shut up.
You two have such big mouths.
Do you want to go to the set with me?
Fatty is busy today. He can't drive me.
What set?
Haven't you seen Ai-ai's post?
She'll be on Late Night with Kelly today.
I told you I'm working.
If that's all, I'm going back to work.
Bye.
HSIU-MIN
Hsiu-min.
Mei-chih,
how did it go with Old Chu's factory?
Has it been resolved?
Yes.
That's good.
He's in Indonesia right now.
I'm glad.
Otherwise, Old Pin would feel really bad.
As you know,
ten million dollars is a lot of money.
It's difficult to just lend it to him.
Right.
Thank you.
I'm busy now.
Let's go swimming another day.
Okay. Bye.
MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN
Hsiau Tung-kua.
Boss.
The joss paper house you asked me
to order has arrived.
It's in front. You can take a look later.
About the music you mentioned last time,
I think we can just use
what Grandma liked.
It doesn't have to be so formal.
That's right.
Apple,
how many times have I told you?
Put condolence gifts on the right.
Okay.
Mango!
Mathafaka, are you still smoking?
- Hurry up.
- Okay.
MOM
Fang-hsin's grandson
hasn't been back for a long time, right?
He has a big business.
Loan sharks, bouncers, and gambling.
He does everything.
My grandson calls him
a slashy.
Lower your voice.
What if the people inside hear you?
Why are you so scared?
He seems like a good boy.
That's because he was close
to his grandma.
Don't tell me you haven't heard
about him and his dad.
No, I haven't.
Mom, what's wrong?
Indonesia?
Why?
No.
Wait for me. I'll be right there.
What's wrong with Mom?
I'll explain later.
- I have to go see her now.
- Okay.
I'm visiting my dad after school.
- Contact me later.
- But the car
It's okay. You should go.
Thank you.
Hello.
I want to confirm tonight's schedule.
Yes.
GUEST, MS. AI
Yes.
Okay.
Hello, Kelly.
Hi, thank you for coming.
It's nothing.
- Here.
- Thank you.
This isn't oat milk.
How did this happen?
I'm sorry.
I'll get you a new one right now.
Wait, come back.
I have something to tell you.
Do you know that cows have
to keep getting pregnant to produce milk?
They are artificially inseminated
two to three months after giving birth.
That means humans
are constantly raping the cows.
That's how we get milk.
Do you think we should drink it?
Think about it.
I'm sorry. I'll handle it right now.
No need. You already bought it. Leave it.
Kelly, don't be mad.
I'm not mad. It's just
It's just a chance to educate her.
STOP
I'm sorry. We're filming up ahead.
Please wait.
Just five minutes. Please.
Okay.
I can't reach the factory.
What do we do?
I don't care. Just take me to the airport.
Why don't you call Yu-sen?
I already did. He's not picking up.
It's faster for me to just fly there.
Let's first figure out
what is going on, okay?
How can we figure it out
when no one is picking up?
What are we waiting for?
Mom, what are you doing?
- Do you own this street? So?
- Hello. We're filming.
- I'm sorry.
- So what if you're filming?
- I'm sorry.
- We don't have time!
That's enough.
That's enough!
Dad is in Taiwan!
Can you calm down now?
CHU WEI
Take this.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
I'm Yueh's
Whose motorbike is this?
Hsiao-yueh.
I know.
You took care of Grandma at the end.
She was right to dote on you.
Where should I put this?
Over there.
Is that your friend?
Did your grandma meet him?
Yes.
Why?
Nothing.
Your grandma would be so happy
to see you like this.
Before I left Taiwan, she was worried
that you wouldn't come out of it.
What are you trying to say?
What are you looking at?
It's okay. Nothing to look at here.
Go back to your work.
Fuck you!
Why are you still here?
Get lost!
Get lost!
Mango, where did she put her stuff?
- Over there.
- Go get it!
Dad.
What are you doing?
I'm waiting for Hsiu-hsiu to get off work.
We're going to Yangmingshan
to see the night view.
Is that so?
Can I
Can I tell you a secret?
Sure, tell me.
I'm going to propose to Hsiu-hsiu.
Do you have a ring?
No, she
She
She said she doesn't need one.
Then what does she need?
She needs me.
She just needs me to be with her.
That's all she needs.
Okay then
Let me know when the time is set.
I'll give you a big red envelope.
Thank you.
So you're saying
you can separate them completely.
It's physical. No love.
How can you separate them so cleanly?
We both get what we want.
I can't do it.
I can't either.
If you don't like someone,
how can there be sexual desire?
There should be some interest.
That's right.
Yes, there has to be some interest,
but it could be something superficial.
For example, appearance,
talent, or taste.
But let's say
you meet a really hot guy today,
and you like him,
so you go on a date with him.
Then you feel like you want more.
Isn't that a form of liking and yearning?
Do you mean lovesickness?
Yes.
I won't let myself go that far.
What do you mean?
I'll set some rules first.
Rules? Like what?
For example, a time limit for dates
or no chatting after sex?
Is it because you don't want
to fall in love?
Yes, it's also to prevent
unnecessary expectation.
But I'm curious.
When you have so many rules for sex,
don't you feel empty after doing it?
No. Sex itself isn't meaningless.
It does fulfill our needs at the moment.
It's kind of like exercise.
It's a way of releasing dopamine.
We have rules
for basketball too, don't we?
We won't feel empty after we play.
In that case,
we won't need sex
if we all play basketball.
It'll be satisfying enough.
Actually, you often talk about this
on your channel.
It has become a bit
like preaching, hasn't it?
GUEST, MS. AI
I think
if we can treat sex and love
as two separate entities,
that's better for humans.
If we insist on linking them together,
it will only create
more unrealistic expectations.
Could it be that
your separation of sex and love
is just because you are afraid
of having expectations?
Let's say you're in a relationship.
Then your partner goes out
for a booty call.
Would you be okay with that?
I think if both parties
are on the same page, why not?
Yes. Why not?
It's an open relationship.
It's a way of dating and loving.
Do you have any past experiences
that you can share with us?
- Me?
- Yes, I'm talking to you.
No.
So when you speak
of separating sex and love,
is it only one sided
or is it only possible when you're single?
Or is it because
you are afraid of loneliness,
but you don't dare to commit?
It's not that I don't dare to commit.
I just choose not to.
Could this be the rumored
"Love Impotent"?
Yes, that's what I thought too.
All right. Hold on.
Hold on. Don't label it yet.
Everyone's situation is different.
Of course, people are complex,
not one-dimensional.
But sometimes people's defense mechanisms
are very cunning.
YOUR FIRST CAR IN LIFE
IS YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER
Dad!
YOUR FIRST CAR IN LIFE
IS YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER
ROYAL BIRD'S NES
Whose kid is that?
Who knows?
- Kid, what's wrong?
- Where are you going?
Hey, kid. Where are you going?
Walk slowly. Don't fall.
- Mr. Chou, stand still.
- I'm not drunk.
Handsome, you can't do this.
Ai-ai.
Don't you have
anything you want to say to me?
So are you living here with that woman?
It's not what you think.
I saw it with my own eyes.
It's not like that.
She's just a friend.
If she's just a friend,
why didn't you let me in?
Can you stop asking?
Okay.
I won't ask.
Can you come home with me now?
Can you?
I'll go home on my own when I'm ready.
Do you know
that when I was on the show today,
I was told that I don't understand love
and that I'm "Love Impotent"?
At that moment,
other than saying that I don't need love,
I couldn't find anything to say.
When I left, I kept thinking.
I wondered why I became like this.
What's wrong with me?
What am I afraid of?
But now I know.
It's because of you.
You made me afraid of being abandoned.
Just like now.
Hsiao-ai.
DIVORCE AGREEMEN
LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN
LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN
LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN
Do you want to eat something?
I don't know what happened
between you and your family.
But I think I need to remind you.
Do you remember
what Grandma told you at the hospital?
What did she say?
Grandma is worried about your temper.
Are you done?
I just don't want you
to be impulsive and regret it.
Don't you want Grandma to rest in peace?
I'm warning you. Stop it.
This isn't you. Why do you do this?
What are you doing?
You're finally back.
Why are you here?
Why did you keep your phone off all day?
It ran out of battery.
Did you go see Dad or not?
I'm going to pee first.
Mom already knows that Dad is in Taiwan.
- Did you tell her?
- What else?
She was going to the airport today.
So you asked him to come back.
But he wouldn't.
What about the ten million?
What ten million?
Mom said Dad asked to borrow ten million
from Hsiu-min's husband a while ago.
He must have used it
to buy that woman a house.
That's impossible.
How is it impossible?
He left his five-year-old kid in the car
to go to a hostess club.
Now he's borrowing money
to support his mistress.
It fits his character.
Do you think
he has a sense of responsibility?
Mom.
As long as he's okay.
Smoke less.
When did she come in?
When you said he's borrowing money
to support his mistress.
Mom.
No matter what happens,
we'll always be here for you.
Hsiao-ai.
You can't hate your dad, okay?
Why are you still defending him?
About the hostess club incident,
he came to talk to me about it.
I could tell
he felt really guilty about it.
He wanted to apologize to you.
I told him
you were too young to understand.
I told him not to bring it up again.
That's how men do business.
He can't even hold his liquor.
He's always forced to drink
until he throws up.
It's really hard for him, you know?
Are you okay with him being like this?
It's just role playing.
How else could we
have raised the three of you?
What about this time?
Is it still business?
Is it still just role playing?
Hsiao-ai.
Listen to me.
No matter how your dad and I end up,
you guys don't have to worry.
I will be fine.
But you can't look down on him.
He'll always be your dad.
You have to remember.
Your dad sacrificed a lot
for this family.
Do you understand?
Do you love Dad?
I don't know if I do.
But we'll always be a family.
What's wrong?
How could he do this to you?
I'm all right.
It's okay.
All right.
Come.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Take it.
You lost. Don't be a sore loser.
Stop throwing a tantrum.
How about I let you punch me once?
Fuck. You really hit me.
Hey, I only said
I would let you punch me once.
This restaurant is quite interesting.
I used to come here often.
My dad forbade me from coming here,
so I came here even more often.
It's on the house.
We have two here.
You only gave us one.
You're so annoying.
You haven't been here for so long.
You're still so mean.
That's Mr. Shu.
He was in the same unit as my dad.
My dad called him Gay Shu.
He said he was weird
and told me not to go near him.
He didn't want him to infect me.
My first racy magazine was stolen
from the bathroom here.
How old were you?
The summer of my second year
of middle school.
You remember it so clearly.
That night,
that aunt of mine found out about it.
When I got home,
my drunkard dad hung me up and beat me.
Do you know how badly he beat me up?
He beat me up so badly
that my grandma cried
and begged him to stop.
In the end, he even
pushed my grandma to the ground.
Then I lost it.
I fought with him.
And then?
That's it.
He hit his head.
He was in the hospital
for three days and died.
Eat up. The noodles are getting soggy.
That's enough.
Do you know what time it is?
Stop practicing.
Your phone keeps ringing.
Aren't you going to answer it?
It's fine.
I'm sure it's not important.
Whatever.
The key is on the table.
Remember to lock the door when you leave.
Okay.
Lock the door!
Fuck.
If there's a break-in, it's on you.
- I know. Don't worry.
- I'll get going.
Bye, Chang.
DAD IS BACK IN TAIWAN THIS WEEK.
WHEN ARE YOU FREE FOR DINNER?
WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP?
CALL ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS
It stinks.
What do gay men do
if their sexual preferences clash?
Either don't be a top or bottom
and choose to do 69,
jerk each other off
or take turns pleasuring each other.
If you're both bottoms,
you can buy a double-headed dildo
and lube up to spice things up.
Many people would change their preferences
to be with someone they like.
Now that's truly tragic.
Don't force yourself
in a sexual relationship.
If you really aren't compatible,
it's better to break up.
They're in love!
Sexual desire is natural.
You can't suppress
or force yourself for long.
No matter how much you love each other,
if the sex isn't fulfilling,
it's only a matter of time
before you cheat.
I've heard of people
who tried switching roles
and were surprised to find fulfillment.
Isn't it more satisfying to be a bottom?
Bottoms can indeed
achieve a prostate orgasm.
Aside from the penis,
a men's erogenous zone
is the prostate near his large intestine.
I'm Ms. Ai.
Only Sex, No Love.
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See you next time. Bye.
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Subtitle translation by: Renee Luk