Phineas and Ferb s01e07 Episode Script
Candace Loses Her Head (15 min)
Yes! Hey, Ferb! It's Candace's birthday! We gotta do better than last year.
Aah! Not our best work.
This time it's gotta be something huge! (Song: She's Candace) She's Candace Like the Venus De Milo, except she's not armless and handless She's got a big, honking truckload of ship-launching qualities And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a praying mantis! (Candace) A name with 7 letters! (Candace) Only wears designer sweaters! (Candace) She's got an allergy to dairy! (Candace) And she's anything but ordinary! Perry? This is yours, I believe.
Happy birthday, Candace! I made you a special breakfast! And after that, we have a surprise! What is it?! Where is it?! We have to drive to it.
Oooh!!! Is it the mall? No.
Okay But it's the mall, right? No, it's not the mall! Wait.
Please don't tell me we're going to Mt.
Rushmore.
Isn't it great? Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain.
It was Phineas and Ferb's idea! You're welcome.
Okay.
You lot go on ahead.
I'll find a parking spot and meet you there! We're going up to the monument.
Come on, Perry.
Okay, we'll join you in a minute! Okay, Candace.
It's your birthday, you can pick out anything you want.
Ooh, what about the Mt.
Rushmore bobble heads? Mom, that's lame.
Okay.
How about this cute, cuddly Lincoln? Jeremy? Hi, Jeremy.
Hey, Candace.
What are you doing here? Ah, I'm just here on the Mr.
Slushy Burger worker exchange program.
Um Uh, oh, well, it's my birthday today, and I uh I gotta check something.
Back in a flash, 'kay? Where'd they go? Hi, Mrs.
Fletcher.
Oh, hi, Isabella.
What brings you girls here? Fireside Girls field trip.
Um, is Phineas here? Mmm hmm.
He and Ferb are up on the monument.
Possibilities.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again.
We just discovered his new hideout is located inside Lincoln's head at Mt.
Rushmore.
I- I know.
You were just there.
Poor planning on our part, actually.
Sorry.
Phineas?! Ferrrrb?! Ohh.
Hey, honey.
What are them kids doing up on the monument? Let me see that.
Mom! Mom, you've got to see this now.
Here, look! Oop.
Ran out of time.
Oh, ooh! Here, look now! Oh, Old Reliable Geyser.
How exciting! I'm just gonna go back to the gift shop.
Ah, Perry the Platypus! Your timing is impeccable.
And by impeccable I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE! You're just in time to witness my latest scheme.
Behold, my Drill-Inator! I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway, and make millions! So, as they say in China, Arrivederci! Now, where should we start? Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? It's a surprise.
Can I help? We could use a lookout! You got it! Uh, ma'am, if you handle the big stick, you gotta buy it.
Mom! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Uh, excuse me.
Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument? Yes.
Yes we are.
Well, it's good to see young people taking an interest in our national heritage.
Hull overheating.
The molten lava of the earth's core completely slipped my mind.
Oh no! THE LAVA IS FOLLOWING US! The lava is being diverted.
You did it, Perry the Platypus! You saved us! I hate to be a stickler, but the lava is coming AGAIN!!! FASTER! Wait 'till you see what those two are up to! She's coming! She's getting closer!! We're running a little behind on schedule.
Go to Plan B.
Plan B, girls! You are gonna be shocked by what I'm about to show you, Mom.
Hmm.
I guess some things look better in photos.
Oh, it's Dad.
Hi, honey! I found an absolutely brilliant parking space! Great! I'll meet you at the gift shop, dear.
I still have to buy that big stick.
Huh? Now! Oops.
Huh? Why it's i-it's IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
.
! MOM!!! Mom! I've gotta show you something right now! Come on! Follow me! Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble? No! No, no, this is a great thing! Oh, it's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me! You know, Candace, this is the second time I've climbed up there! I'm already down half a dress size! Come on! Hurry! Wait, where are you going? I'm okay, I -- Fie upon you, Perry the Platypuuuuus! Hurry, Mom! You won't believe it! Huh? Ewwwww! Huh! I'm at my limit, honey.
Now where is it you want me to see? But-but! You're right! It's beautiful! Happy birthday, honey.
Now let's go find your father.
Ugh! Did ya like your birthday present? Uh-huh, uh Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake.
Hey, Candace! I had a break, and I, uh, I thought I'd give you this for you birthday.
I saw you looking at it in the gift shop.
A Mt.
Rushmore bobble head.
Eh -- You like it? Oh! I absolutely love it Great.
I gotta get back.
Happy birthday! This was the best birthday ever!
Aah! Not our best work.
This time it's gotta be something huge! (Song: She's Candace) She's Candace Like the Venus De Milo, except she's not armless and handless She's got a big, honking truckload of ship-launching qualities And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a praying mantis! (Candace) A name with 7 letters! (Candace) Only wears designer sweaters! (Candace) She's got an allergy to dairy! (Candace) And she's anything but ordinary! Perry? This is yours, I believe.
Happy birthday, Candace! I made you a special breakfast! And after that, we have a surprise! What is it?! Where is it?! We have to drive to it.
Oooh!!! Is it the mall? No.
Okay But it's the mall, right? No, it's not the mall! Wait.
Please don't tell me we're going to Mt.
Rushmore.
Isn't it great? Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain.
It was Phineas and Ferb's idea! You're welcome.
Okay.
You lot go on ahead.
I'll find a parking spot and meet you there! We're going up to the monument.
Come on, Perry.
Okay, we'll join you in a minute! Okay, Candace.
It's your birthday, you can pick out anything you want.
Ooh, what about the Mt.
Rushmore bobble heads? Mom, that's lame.
Okay.
How about this cute, cuddly Lincoln? Jeremy? Hi, Jeremy.
Hey, Candace.
What are you doing here? Ah, I'm just here on the Mr.
Slushy Burger worker exchange program.
Um Uh, oh, well, it's my birthday today, and I uh I gotta check something.
Back in a flash, 'kay? Where'd they go? Hi, Mrs.
Fletcher.
Oh, hi, Isabella.
What brings you girls here? Fireside Girls field trip.
Um, is Phineas here? Mmm hmm.
He and Ferb are up on the monument.
Possibilities.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again.
We just discovered his new hideout is located inside Lincoln's head at Mt.
Rushmore.
I- I know.
You were just there.
Poor planning on our part, actually.
Sorry.
Phineas?! Ferrrrb?! Ohh.
Hey, honey.
What are them kids doing up on the monument? Let me see that.
Mom! Mom, you've got to see this now.
Here, look! Oop.
Ran out of time.
Oh, ooh! Here, look now! Oh, Old Reliable Geyser.
How exciting! I'm just gonna go back to the gift shop.
Ah, Perry the Platypus! Your timing is impeccable.
And by impeccable I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE! You're just in time to witness my latest scheme.
Behold, my Drill-Inator! I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway, and make millions! So, as they say in China, Arrivederci! Now, where should we start? Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? It's a surprise.
Can I help? We could use a lookout! You got it! Uh, ma'am, if you handle the big stick, you gotta buy it.
Mom! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Uh, excuse me.
Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument? Yes.
Yes we are.
Well, it's good to see young people taking an interest in our national heritage.
Hull overheating.
The molten lava of the earth's core completely slipped my mind.
Oh no! THE LAVA IS FOLLOWING US! The lava is being diverted.
You did it, Perry the Platypus! You saved us! I hate to be a stickler, but the lava is coming AGAIN!!! FASTER! Wait 'till you see what those two are up to! She's coming! She's getting closer!! We're running a little behind on schedule.
Go to Plan B.
Plan B, girls! You are gonna be shocked by what I'm about to show you, Mom.
Hmm.
I guess some things look better in photos.
Oh, it's Dad.
Hi, honey! I found an absolutely brilliant parking space! Great! I'll meet you at the gift shop, dear.
I still have to buy that big stick.
Huh? Now! Oops.
Huh? Why it's i-it's IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
.
! MOM!!! Mom! I've gotta show you something right now! Come on! Follow me! Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble? No! No, no, this is a great thing! Oh, it's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me! You know, Candace, this is the second time I've climbed up there! I'm already down half a dress size! Come on! Hurry! Wait, where are you going? I'm okay, I -- Fie upon you, Perry the Platypuuuuus! Hurry, Mom! You won't believe it! Huh? Ewwwww! Huh! I'm at my limit, honey.
Now where is it you want me to see? But-but! You're right! It's beautiful! Happy birthday, honey.
Now let's go find your father.
Ugh! Did ya like your birthday present? Uh-huh, uh Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake.
Hey, Candace! I had a break, and I, uh, I thought I'd give you this for you birthday.
I saw you looking at it in the gift shop.
A Mt.
Rushmore bobble head.
Eh -- You like it? Oh! I absolutely love it Great.
I gotta get back.
Happy birthday! This was the best birthday ever!