Ranma 12 s01e07 Episode Script
Episode 7
I don't think this is the place.
But I'd better check.
This is a disaster! A wild boar's on the loose! What'll we do!? It's going to tear the village to pieces! Look out! Run! He stopped a wild boar with a bamboo umbrella! Incredible! That was great! He sure is strong! Are you hurt? Where is Furinkan High School!? Furinkan High School? Isn't this a map of Tokyo? Of course! The school should be close by.
This is Shikoku.
I see.
Sorry to bother you.
What was that? This is a battle of honor between men! I won't let you hide from me any longer! You just wait, Ranma Saotome! Ranma, you come back here! Come back here! No way! I said no, and I mean it! You can't keep running around the house half-naked! I'm not gonna wear no girl's clothes! You have no choice, all your clothes are in the wash! I'll draw a bath for you, soon, okay? No way.
Ranma.
You're a guest in our house, right? You keep drawing hot baths to drench yourself.
It's not economical.
You do realize that? No.
- You'll wear dresses, won't you? - Okay.
Not that one, Kasumi.
But it has frills, and it's so cute! You may think that, but this one's much better! But Why do you have to borrow my clothes!? I'm not wearin' no skirts! No skirts! It fits perfectly.
- Well? - The chest is too tight.
It hurts.
And the waist? - I'm swimmin' in it.
- Uh-oh.
Go to heck! Cut it out, stupid! Girls! Let's not fight! I'm a guy! Furinkan High School? Look, you, this ain't Tokyo.
Then it's Hokkaido? Why can't I ever get where I'm going? What's wrong with me!? That road connects to the Seikan tunnel.
You want to get to Tokyo, why not go straight down that road? Straight? Yes sir.
Go straight and you can't go wrong.
Thanks for your help.
Y'all come back now.
Straight! I can make it to Tokyo! Gotta get there! Just you wait, Ranma! Wait! No way! - Stay away, dummy! - Wait! Wait up! Cut it out! - Give it up! - WAIT! I'M A GUY!! Whose idea was that!? So far! Maybe I should ask in here.
Where is Furinkan High Sch-- It's you! You still here? Sorry to bother you.
Do you think he'll be back? Damn! I'm looking everywhere! Why can't I get to Tokyo!? Ranma Saotome! I will never allow you to escape me! Just you wait, Ranma! Just you wait, Ranma! Furinkan High School Maybe I should ask someone here.
Where is Furinkan High School? Where is Furinkan High School!? "Fu-rin-kan-high-school".
I've finally arrived! There's no mistake about this? Tell me where I can find Ranma Saotome! Saotome is Wait, Ranma! You are such a-- Ranma! Prepare to die! I've been looking for you, Ranma Saotome! I see you're still good at running away, Ranma.
You know him? I've been anxiously awaiting this moment! Hey.
Do you know him? You're playing dumb, after what we've been through!? You don't know him!? You really don't remember? - You know him? - Do you remember? Hurry up and remember the guy! Enough! But answer me one thing.
Why didn't you come to fight me at the appointed time!? Fight? Now I remember! We were classmates in junior high! Ryoga Hibiki.
Yeah, that's it.
Ryoga Hibiki? Long time no see! Answer my question! Why didn't you come to fight me at the appointed time!? I waited for you at the agreed place for three days! Three days!? But when I arrived on the fourth day you were already gone! Fourth day!? Ryoga, is it okay to ask you one question? The place where we were supposed to fight, back then wasn't it the vacant lot behind your house? So why did you force me to wait three days!? Do you think I was out for a stroll those four days!? So what were you doing? I endured such hardship before I arrived! Ranma Saotome, today is the day I shall break you! What? No, this is Enoshima.
Don't be absurd! This is Asakusa.
Where is that vacant back lot!? What, are you nuts? Look around you! This is Yokohama! I finally made it.
Damn you! Ranma Saotome, you coward! No sense of direction, eh? Yep, no sense of direction.
An extreme case.
You broke a man-to-man promise! And then you dare to run off to China with your father! So you came here to finish the fight? Finish it!? You don't know the half of it! REVENGE! Revenge? What are you talking about!? Did I do something to make you want revenge? I'm going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost! My happiness? Am I happy? I wouldn't know! Just what'd you do to him, anyway!? What could I have done? It's not just anything.
Look at his hatred! Enough stalling! Let's go, Ranma! Watch out! Ryoga! Incredible! Sorry, but wait here for a moment.
Trying to escape!? Be back soon! Ranma? Mr.
Saotome! You're such a hard worker.
What's this? It's bread! ("pan-da") And you're the breadwinner! Curry bread? What's the meaning of this!? How 'about it? Forgive and forget.
Don't mock me! Jeez, he's greedy.
Chow-mein bread.
Croquette bread.
Melon bread.
Cutlet sandwich.
Meat bread.
Seaweed bread.
Well? This is everything I can remember.
What are you thinking of? Yeah, Ranma.
What's the meaning of this? We went to an all-boy junior high school.
Lunch time was just like a battlefield! Take a good look! It's the last curry bread of the day! I got it! Five bean-jam buns left! Only five, now! Why, you--! Give me your name! Ranma Saotome.
"Ranma Saotome", eh? I will never forget how I hate you for that curry bread! You were so mad you were cryin'! Shut up! But it was only curry bread! That's what I thought.
But The last chow-mein bread of the day! And The last croquette bread! - And - Melon bread! Cutlet sandwich! Meat bread! Seaweed bread, egg bread salad sandwich, and soup bread.
Wait, soup bread doesn't exist.
Pile enough dust and you have a mountain, right? That's it, right? We aren't talking about an argument over bread.
We aren't? Of course we're not! So what is it? Enough questions! Wait, what's this about? I've seen hell because of you! I don't get it.
Your story doesn't scratch the surface of my suffering! I missed! Ranma! Where are you!? Ranma! Ranma! Where are you!? Where are you!? Where'd he go? Where did you go, Ranma? Where are you? Watch where you're Panda, aren't you? So now what? Everybody's gone home.
Ranma Where are you? Maybe I should ask in here.
Where is Furinkan High School!? Hey! Welcome back.
Poor guy.
You must be starving! How about it? Why don't you give up on Tokyo? Stay with us in this village.
No! I cannot! Sorry to bother you.
He could be a good tourist attraction for this village.
Damn you, Ranma Saotome! Slipping away from me! I'll get back there by next week, for sure!
But I'd better check.
This is a disaster! A wild boar's on the loose! What'll we do!? It's going to tear the village to pieces! Look out! Run! He stopped a wild boar with a bamboo umbrella! Incredible! That was great! He sure is strong! Are you hurt? Where is Furinkan High School!? Furinkan High School? Isn't this a map of Tokyo? Of course! The school should be close by.
This is Shikoku.
I see.
Sorry to bother you.
What was that? This is a battle of honor between men! I won't let you hide from me any longer! You just wait, Ranma Saotome! Ranma, you come back here! Come back here! No way! I said no, and I mean it! You can't keep running around the house half-naked! I'm not gonna wear no girl's clothes! You have no choice, all your clothes are in the wash! I'll draw a bath for you, soon, okay? No way.
Ranma.
You're a guest in our house, right? You keep drawing hot baths to drench yourself.
It's not economical.
You do realize that? No.
- You'll wear dresses, won't you? - Okay.
Not that one, Kasumi.
But it has frills, and it's so cute! You may think that, but this one's much better! But Why do you have to borrow my clothes!? I'm not wearin' no skirts! No skirts! It fits perfectly.
- Well? - The chest is too tight.
It hurts.
And the waist? - I'm swimmin' in it.
- Uh-oh.
Go to heck! Cut it out, stupid! Girls! Let's not fight! I'm a guy! Furinkan High School? Look, you, this ain't Tokyo.
Then it's Hokkaido? Why can't I ever get where I'm going? What's wrong with me!? That road connects to the Seikan tunnel.
You want to get to Tokyo, why not go straight down that road? Straight? Yes sir.
Go straight and you can't go wrong.
Thanks for your help.
Y'all come back now.
Straight! I can make it to Tokyo! Gotta get there! Just you wait, Ranma! Wait! No way! - Stay away, dummy! - Wait! Wait up! Cut it out! - Give it up! - WAIT! I'M A GUY!! Whose idea was that!? So far! Maybe I should ask in here.
Where is Furinkan High Sch-- It's you! You still here? Sorry to bother you.
Do you think he'll be back? Damn! I'm looking everywhere! Why can't I get to Tokyo!? Ranma Saotome! I will never allow you to escape me! Just you wait, Ranma! Just you wait, Ranma! Furinkan High School Maybe I should ask someone here.
Where is Furinkan High School? Where is Furinkan High School!? "Fu-rin-kan-high-school".
I've finally arrived! There's no mistake about this? Tell me where I can find Ranma Saotome! Saotome is Wait, Ranma! You are such a-- Ranma! Prepare to die! I've been looking for you, Ranma Saotome! I see you're still good at running away, Ranma.
You know him? I've been anxiously awaiting this moment! Hey.
Do you know him? You're playing dumb, after what we've been through!? You don't know him!? You really don't remember? - You know him? - Do you remember? Hurry up and remember the guy! Enough! But answer me one thing.
Why didn't you come to fight me at the appointed time!? Fight? Now I remember! We were classmates in junior high! Ryoga Hibiki.
Yeah, that's it.
Ryoga Hibiki? Long time no see! Answer my question! Why didn't you come to fight me at the appointed time!? I waited for you at the agreed place for three days! Three days!? But when I arrived on the fourth day you were already gone! Fourth day!? Ryoga, is it okay to ask you one question? The place where we were supposed to fight, back then wasn't it the vacant lot behind your house? So why did you force me to wait three days!? Do you think I was out for a stroll those four days!? So what were you doing? I endured such hardship before I arrived! Ranma Saotome, today is the day I shall break you! What? No, this is Enoshima.
Don't be absurd! This is Asakusa.
Where is that vacant back lot!? What, are you nuts? Look around you! This is Yokohama! I finally made it.
Damn you! Ranma Saotome, you coward! No sense of direction, eh? Yep, no sense of direction.
An extreme case.
You broke a man-to-man promise! And then you dare to run off to China with your father! So you came here to finish the fight? Finish it!? You don't know the half of it! REVENGE! Revenge? What are you talking about!? Did I do something to make you want revenge? I'm going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost! My happiness? Am I happy? I wouldn't know! Just what'd you do to him, anyway!? What could I have done? It's not just anything.
Look at his hatred! Enough stalling! Let's go, Ranma! Watch out! Ryoga! Incredible! Sorry, but wait here for a moment.
Trying to escape!? Be back soon! Ranma? Mr.
Saotome! You're such a hard worker.
What's this? It's bread! ("pan-da") And you're the breadwinner! Curry bread? What's the meaning of this!? How 'about it? Forgive and forget.
Don't mock me! Jeez, he's greedy.
Chow-mein bread.
Croquette bread.
Melon bread.
Cutlet sandwich.
Meat bread.
Seaweed bread.
Well? This is everything I can remember.
What are you thinking of? Yeah, Ranma.
What's the meaning of this? We went to an all-boy junior high school.
Lunch time was just like a battlefield! Take a good look! It's the last curry bread of the day! I got it! Five bean-jam buns left! Only five, now! Why, you--! Give me your name! Ranma Saotome.
"Ranma Saotome", eh? I will never forget how I hate you for that curry bread! You were so mad you were cryin'! Shut up! But it was only curry bread! That's what I thought.
But The last chow-mein bread of the day! And The last croquette bread! - And - Melon bread! Cutlet sandwich! Meat bread! Seaweed bread, egg bread salad sandwich, and soup bread.
Wait, soup bread doesn't exist.
Pile enough dust and you have a mountain, right? That's it, right? We aren't talking about an argument over bread.
We aren't? Of course we're not! So what is it? Enough questions! Wait, what's this about? I've seen hell because of you! I don't get it.
Your story doesn't scratch the surface of my suffering! I missed! Ranma! Where are you!? Ranma! Ranma! Where are you!? Where are you!? Where'd he go? Where did you go, Ranma? Where are you? Watch where you're Panda, aren't you? So now what? Everybody's gone home.
Ranma Where are you? Maybe I should ask in here.
Where is Furinkan High School!? Hey! Welcome back.
Poor guy.
You must be starving! How about it? Why don't you give up on Tokyo? Stay with us in this village.
No! I cannot! Sorry to bother you.
He could be a good tourist attraction for this village.
Damn you, Ranma Saotome! Slipping away from me! I'll get back there by next week, for sure!