Selling the OC (2022) s01e07 Episode Script

Upping the Ante

1
["Neon Soul" by Biltmore playing]
Took a shock to the body ♪
It's got me feeling alright
Dancing along with the ocean ♪
I can get carried away ♪
I've got a neon soul ♪ 
I've got a neon soul ♪
You know I've got to let go, let go ♪
This feeling is incredible, credible ♪
I've got a neon soul ♪
-[Polly] Hi!
-Well, hello.
This is amazing.
That driveway is like two miles long.
-I'm so glad I wore comfortable shoes.
-Mm-hm.
This actually is
the same color as my client's cat.
Cyprus is a listing
Alexandra Rose and I both have.
It's a massive property
and it has a lot of unique features.
It's just gonna take the right buyer.
Polly is a greener agent,
and I haven't seen her bring in
many big clients to the office.
Or really any, for that matter,
so I'm hoping she can deliver.
I'm excited for him to see it.
He should be here pretty soon.
Okay.
Yeah.
[engine rumbling]
Oh, he's here.
How are you?
How you doing?
-Hi.
-Alex Jarvis, this is Ali, my client.
-Alex. Pleasure to meet you.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.
Wow. I love the open space.
Great. Come take a look!
[Jarvis] This is the outdoor loggia area.
It's a little over 1,500 square feet.
There's 12-foot ceilings
throughout as well,
so it really feels spacious and open.
[Ali] Beautiful.
[Jarvis]
Yeah, so you have pool and jacuzzi.
Gotta have both of those.
[Ali] Of course.
[Jarvis] And it has everything.
Rotisserie grill
It's the same as Chorizo the cat.
I should have brought it!
Let's check the main house.
[Jarvis] This is a big property
for a man and his cat.
[rock music playing]
[Jarvis] The home is 12,000 square feet
built on over half of an acre.
-So it feels like a compound.
-[Polly] Yeah.
[Jarvis] It's a huge estate.
Six bedrooms if you count the office
-[Polly] Perfect.
-and a casita.
And it has 10 bathrooms.
This is the formal dining room
and living room.
[Ali] It's gorgeous.
Oh, you know what? I didn't notice
is the roof when I drove up.
What do we have up top? Tile?
It's like terracotta
-Like a Spanish tile.
-[Jarvis] Yeah, it's Mediterranean.
Modern Mediterranean.
I wouldn't necessarily describe this house
as modern Mediterranean like Jarvis did,
but, hey, when it's your listing,
you can call it what you want.
Ooh, I've spotted probably
my favorite room in the house.
-[Jarvis] The wine cellar. [laughs]
-[Ali] Surprise, surprise.
We can just put Polly in there,
and, you know
-[Ali] Polly's room.
-and let her have a whole day.
-[Ali] All you need is a bed. [chuckles]
-Bye!
Joking around,
trying to lock me in the wine cellar
Ha, ha, ha.
Whatever. I'm just trying to keep this
professional in front of my client.
There's worse places
to be locked in as guests, you know
I'd be fine.
[Polly] I love the lighting on the stairs.
I bet at night that just looks amazing.
-[Jarvis] Especially
-You still have stickers on your shoes.
[Jarvis] Oh You want to get them off?
-[Polly] Uh, I mean, you can
-[Jarvis laughs]
So this is the primary.
Owner's suite of dreams.
-[Jarvis] Yes.
-[Ali] Wow.
[Jarvis]
It's a little over 1,000 square feet.
-Just the primary.
-[Ali] It's huge.
As you can see, there's the casita.
-[Ali] Wow.
-[Polly] I know.
-I love the detail in the pool.
-[Ali] For coffee.
From up here,
you can really see the fun design.
-[Polly] This is
-[Ali] Oh, wow.
Amazing.
-[Jarvis] Have you seen a closet this big?
-[Ali] Absolutely incredible.
I love the glass.
Got to be able to see what's inside.
[Jarvis] I want to show you the bathroom
because it's beautiful.
-[gasps] Look at that bathtub!
-My God.
[Polly] That is a tub!
[Jarvis]
You may be a bath person after this tub.
If a view isn't on
your top three wish list, done.
Like, this is such a great property.
[Jarvis] Yeah. Absolutely.
We are on the very back side
of the Back Bay.
So it's still Newport Beach,
but a 12,000 square foot home
in Newport Beach,
priced at 10 million,
I mean that's, like, is unheard of.
It's actually an equestrian neighborhood,
which gives it charm.
You can have horses going
in front of your house at any moment.
Personally, that's a nightmare for me.
I personally love horses,
so I'd love this neighborhood.
-But, you know Majestic.
-Yeah
They can smell fear,
and I'm very scared of them, so
I have equinophobia,
which is a legitimate fear of horses.
I hate them.
It makes perfect sense that
she would be one of those horsey girls.
Say hi to Chorizo the cat for me.
[Ali] Absolutely. Thank you, guys.
-Bye, guys.
-See you soon, I'll give you a call later.
-All right, bye.
-[Polly] Bye.
-This is 100% his vibe.
-Good.
So, yeah, we'll have a conversation, um
Either you'll hear from us tomorrow
or you won't.
-[chuckles]
-Got it. Yeah.
Before you head out,
Kayla came by our Dolphin Terrace listing.
Oh, nice!
So we got to, like, have a bit of a chat.
She told me she's felt very uncomfortable
with most of the people in the office.
-Yeah.
-Feeling like they're coming at her.
-You know?
-I mean
And it just seems, like, kind of hostile.
From where I'm sitting,
the only hostile people in the office
are you guys.
-You know?
-How am I hostile?
99% of the time, you don't look at me
in the face when I'm in the office,
you don't speak to me,
and then at the launch party,
it was like this weird,
fake compliment about how I look,
and honestly it shocked me
that you were even speaking to me.
I've come up to you many times
and complimented what you wear.
I think you have good fashion taste.
But you oftentimes completely ignore
when I come and say something to you.
Uh, that is not true.
I heard that you said that you hate me,
and I think that says a lot more about
Who said that?
-It doesn't matter. Are you denying it?
-Well, that's
Here's the thing,
you saying that you hate me
in front of people we work with,
for you to hate someone, that says
a lot more about you than it does me.
Oh, my God.
I don't think Jason would appreciate that
that's how we talk about each other.
Okay.
That's not the environment
I think he wants to create.
I'm sorry, you're saying a lot of words.
You're lawyering me right now.
I do think that maybe you should have
stayed in law because you talk a lot,
and you're not really saying anything.
If I made an offhand comment,
yeah, we don't get on.
I don't understand Like, what are you
trying to do with this conversation?
Like, where do you want
to finish this conversation?
We're never gonna be best friends.
I am sorry that I said that I hate you.
I'm sorry that you have felt,
you know, that I'm cold towards you.
But you can always expect
I'm going to treat you professionally.
-Like, I've
-I mean, the same.
No, honey, you haven't.
-You've never
-Please don't call me honey.  [chuckles]
That's Please don't call me honey.
What, are you being weirdly fake-nice?
Like, "Honey"? Like, I'm not your honey.
Calling someone honey like that
The only way that you'd call me honey in
that situation is to make my blood boil,
and it worked.
Which is very, very annoying.
Okay, like, let's, like
-Yes.
-I apologized, you apologized, great.
Hopefully my client writes an offer.
-Wonderful to see you.
-Yes. I'm glad we'll keep it professional.
Yeah. Okay. Thank you so much.
[intense pop music playing]
[lighthearted pop music playing]
[knocking]
Come in!
-What are you doing?
-[Alex] Making you a coffee.
Yeah!
-Yeah.
-I don't do cream and sugar but I do ghee.
-No.
-Want me to make yours how I make mine?
[chuckles] No, I can't do ghee.
-Have you tried it? 
-Yeah.
Or I actually have that,
like, actual vanilla stuff
that they use at, like, the coffee shops.
-Do you know what I'm talking about?
-Yeah. I want that.
-Your butt looks amazing in those.
-Really?
-Here.
-Thank you.
Let's go sit down.
-Unless you want to stay in the kitchen?
-No. It's fine.
[Alex grunts]
Oh, my gosh, you and Jason
with these chess boards.
[Alex] This is a very special chessboard.
-[Brandi] Why?
-[Alex] Because it's my Papa's.
-Oh, that's sweet.
-How do you feel about Gio's poker night?
-Girl
-Casino night.
That sounded interesting.
-Is Sean going to do it with you?
-Yes, he is going with me.
Okay.
Gio and I have had our differences,
but I'm going to go to casino night
and, you know, make sure I'm not
snubbing anybody while I'm there.
[Alex] It's a group setting,
I'd love to be there.
Even with everything going at the office,
like the dynamic, the drama,
and people, like
-Girl.
-out for each other
-I'm like, how is this a team?
-I hate it. It's very, very weird
The team should be about like, a family.
Lean on each other
when you need help, guidance
That's what it seemed like it at first.
That's because are some people
who are like that
and then there's some people
who poison the well.
That's why I wanna talk
to Jarvis and Rose and be like,
"What are you doing?"
Like, "Why are you acting like this?"
-I've always been on good terms with them.
-Right.
And I'm like, "Why are you guys
screaming at me at the meeting?"
"I'm the only one who has ever
said anything nice about you."
"No one else wants you here,"
but I left and I was like,
"I'm going to leave the office
at the office from now on."
I'm not going to drag
that crap home with me.
-No.
-Because it's so toxic.
Girl, it's so funny
because none of this even matters.
-It's not what's important.
-No.
My mom is sick, she just had a seizure
just a few days ago
Is she in the hospital?
She's supposed to be getting out
today or tomorrow.
But they told us that two days ago.
So like, I look at life
so much differently right now.
It's so hard for me to sit here
and start getting wrapped up
into this drama
because I'm like,
"This isn't what I'm here for."
Right. You're going to make me cry.
-[Brandi sniffles]
-Oh, sweetheart.
-But
-You poor thing, I can't imagine.
Honestly, she's my everything,
and I'm really conflicted right now
because at this time in her life,
she's going through this
and I'm not by her side.
It just feels so weird and so crazy.
The girls at the office,
whatever, it's not important.
-It is really not important.
-Try to focus on you, and, you know
-Don't let them ruin
-Mm-hm.
your positive energy and your outlook
and what you're here for.
To them, they're like,
"I'm just selling real estate in Newport."
For me, this is a dream.
-Yeah.
-You know?
-Yeah.
-Where I come from, this is huge for me.
-I never take it for granted where I'm at.
-Right.
Although it's not easy
dealing with rejection of Newport.
[scoffs] Literally, I'm getting doors
slammed in my face left and right.
[Alex] Yeah, literally.
I'm cold calling,
I'm doing all these things,
and these huge deals
haven't happened for me.
I know they're coming.
It's funny because a lot of these agents
in Newport, they're spoiled.
They think this is
a typical real estate career,
to sell these houses and make
a $100,000 commission after every deal.
As soon as I get one of those deals,
that's life-changing.
I know some people are not offended
by some of the things those girls say.
-You know? But it's just not right.
-Right.
And if you knew my mom, like,
I get my outspoken nature from her.
I'll call, like, "Mom, I let these girls
get under my skin, I even cussed one out."
-She'll be like, "You got that from me."
-Yeah.
She's really strong and such a fighter,
if anybody's going to beat it, it's her.
["Rocket Ship" by Kaci Brown playing]
I gotta tell you
You've been on my mind ♪
Ain't much for converstating ♪
I'm here initiating ♪
Cause I'm not the type
That likes to fall behind ♪
I like this one, dude.
-I like these graphics.
-Sweet.
-Checkerboard?
-Old-school checkerboard, yeah.
-You've been surfing forever.
-Since before I could swim.
I caught my first wave in Hawaii
when I was three.
-[Austin] Wow.
-Yeah.
-So that was super cool.
-[Austin] Epic.
I love surfing, and if I had to rank
the loves of my life it would probably go
I mean, it would probably go surfing,
my dog and my wife, real estate.
Probably, yeah.
[Tyler] How are the girls?
Enjoying Orange County?
-It's beautiful. What's not to like?
-Yeah.
Lisa and I went to the beach,
and there's this couple right next to us.
They just moved here, they live in Laguna,
they're renting now,
they want to buy like in a year, so
-[Tyler] Perfect.
-Yeah.
For me, those organic meetings
are so much easier
than door knocking and cold calling.
I've got that one listing in San Clemente.
And I actually have
a second showing coming up.
That's the first real listing I've had
since leaving the family brokerage.
I worked with some buyers
and did a couple deals that we shared,
but this one, you know, feels like
the start of the new chapter.
-Yeah. Big boy.
-Yeah, so now I just gotta get it sold.
Breaking off from Daddy, that's good.
This San Clemente listing
is a big opportunity
for me to kind of step out
of the family shadow
and, um, let people know
that I'm here to do business.
How are things at home? Everything's cool?
Yeah, it's good. The wife,
it's good to have her home and
-Amazing.
-It's good, it's nice.
-Amazing.
-Date night every night.
Sex every night too?
-Going to pound town, dude?
-That's for me to know.
[laughing]
It's gotta be good after a few months.
Or you're just so excited
after a few months, you're like
The minute man!
-Hey, man.
-Oh, it's okay.
Don't feel bad, you'll get it back.
-I'll get it back. Yeah
-[laughs]
It's a muscle. It takes time.
-It's a muscle. [laughs]
-[laughs]
I personally haven't had
any problems in that department,
but, um, I'm sure Tyler will get back
on his game after a bit of practice.
He'll be back there.
But he's got a hot wife,
so I don't know, maybe it won't come back.
[laughs]
Does your wife know
about this drama around Kayla?
Yeah, so obviously, recently there was
some drama with Kayla and late nights,
but nothing happened,
it was just an attempt or something.
I mean, if you'd been okay,
if you'd been like, "Yeah, let's"
Yeah.
-It would've probably happened.
-Yeah.
But we were able to sit down,
we talked, it's done, we can move forward.
Cool. I'm glad you guys squashed it.
Now we can get back to having fun.
He's married.
And someone crossed the line.
And I think he let it go too far,
to be honest.
You know, three times?
I think, after the first time,
you have that conversation.
-So, poker night?
-Oh, yeah.
-Do you think it will happen again?
-[clicks tongue]
Um
I don't think so.
Are you gonna stay out late
or are you gonna call it early now?
That's the thing, is, I don't want to
remove myself because I am worried.
It didn't become a thing,
you obviously made the right decisions.
You told your wife,
and when and if she meets Kayla,
it's gonna be a bit weird, you know?
Yeah. I guess we'll cross that bridge
if and when it comes.
You can obviously forgive
but you don't forget.
Everybody, let's go ♪
Welcome to the show ♪
Let me hear you say "Whoa!" ♪
We're back!
Let's go, let's go ♪
I have a random question and it's been
bugging me for a very, very long time.
-When people spell out, IYKYK
-"If you know, you know!"
-I didn't know!
-You don't know!
-[Gio] I didn't know what it was! 
-Oh, my gosh, Gio.
Welcome to the show ♪
-What's up, guys? Hello!
-Hi!
-A little empty today, huh?
-Yeah.
It's how I like it, though.
I know, it is kind of nice. [chuckles]
How's it going? What's new in your world?
-Yeah, how's Summit?
-How's Summit going? Yeah.
Pfft!
-That bad?
-Uh
Yeah, so the seller
wants to raise the price.
-Raise?
-How much does he want to raise it by?
$350,000.
-What the fuck?
-[gasps] Shut up.
-What?
-Have you received any offers?
We got two offers. 3.9 and 4.25.
Nothing at asking.
-Why would he want to raise it?
-He's following the market, basically.
Are you guys going to counter then
the offers that you have?
Nope, he doesn't want to counter, at all.
Not even at full price.
Gio, another person
who doesn't wanna counter!
-[Gio] Hold on!
-[Brandi] Wow!
-[Kayla] Wait, where, what?
-[Brandi] Would you look at that? See?
Gio! [laughs]
How's Alex dealing with that?
Well, that's the other thing.
He doesn't like Alex at all.
-Why?
-[Gio] Oh, wow.
He said, in his words,
"She's very aggressive and she comes off
like a car salesman." [chuckles]
How does she come off like a car salesman?
He felt like she didn't even listen.
It just triggered something in him that,
everything she says, he just doesn't like.
So he prefers to just
be in communication with me
Well, you guys should still
be working on everything together
and then you are just the communicator
direct to the seller.
I would love for Summit
to be a successful sale.
However, raising the price like that,
especially so soon,
it just looks really, really bad
on me as an agent.
But, it being my first listing,
I'm trying my hardest to keep it together.
You're definitely
not going to get asking price
after being on the market
for I don't know how long.
In this market.
People are gonna say,
"What's wrong with that house?"
I think it's time to call the boss.
-Yeah, he'll give some good insight.
-[Brandi] Yep.
He'll tell you exactly what it is, so
[line calling]
Hey, Kayla.
-Hey, Jason, how are you?
-Good.
-Good.
I know, uh, me and Alex told you
a bit about what's going on with our
seller in Summit.
The seller now wants to raise the price.
I thought you had an offer.
Uh, yes, we did have an offer at 4.25,
but he doesn't even want to counter.
What a fucking nightmare.
Listen, I mean, this is your decision
because it's your listing,
but I guess we have two options.
Either we tell him no
and give the listing back,
or, as shitty as it is, we raise the price
and just try to stick it out.
We've already come this far,
we spent the money.
Ugh
Okay.
I don't want to walk away from it.
I'll defer to you in the final decision.
-Let me know what you decide.
-I'll talk to you soon. All right.
I want nothing more than for you
to sell it at this new higher price,
but what are you gonna do about Hall?
Do you like to play with fire? ♪
Do you like to play with fire? ♪
[pop music playing]
I'm really stoked to have a second showing
at my San Clemente listing.
We've only been on for a couple days,
but I've been showing it non-stop.
And I haven't even
had a chance to stage it,
but I think we have
some offers coming already.
That's pretty good
for my first O Group listing.
Hi, Tyler.
Good to see you again.
-[man] How you doing, Tyler?
-How are you?
-Good, good. How you doing?
-Good. Good.
-Happy to be here. I love this house.
-I know.
-Thanks for opening it up again for us.
-[Tyler] Easy.
-Okay, so she had a couple questions.
-Yeah.
One was, um, I know most of it's new,
but the skylights?
So, the skylights are not new.
They've been inspected,
they aren't leaking, anything like that.
The roof is new, um,
but they left those skylights.
The other question they had
was on the lot.
So your lot's about 7,800 square feet.
It goes three quarters of the way
into the canyon, not all the way.
So it goes pretty far down.
-[Siobhan] Okay.
-[Tyler] Yeah.
And then the kitchen, which is
one of my favorite parts of the house,
you've got your porcelain countertops,
Thermador range.
-[Siobhan] Very nice.
-[Bryan] Beautiful.
I think they were just concerned about
the quality of the cabinetry itself,
but it seems nice.
You can tell it has kind of that X-factor
-for a remodel.
-Absolutely.
-[Siobhan] Very nice.
-Yeah.
Second showings are super important.
Usually, it means
that the client is interested.
When I first showed San Antonio,
my builder was still kind of putting
final touches on the property.
So hopefully Siobhan and Bryan
will be happy with what they see today.
-Can we look at the primary?
-Yeah, yeah, please.
["Check Me Out" playing]
-Here you still have the vaulted ceilings.
-Yeah.
-Bed would go here, maybe a TV here.
-[Siobhan] Yeah.
And it's a really big primary bedroom
for San Clemente.
-Especially coastal San Clemente.
-[Siobhan] For sure.
Um, and then you've got this bathroom,
which is absolutely stunning.
You've got your mirrors with lights in it,
which seem to be
all the rave at the moment.
[Bryan] Yep, those are awesome.
[Tyler] Yeah. Amazing soaker, big shower.
This house doesn't feel cookie-cutter.
It doesn't feel like a remodel.
-It feels like a new build.
-Yeah.
Give it to me ♪
This downstairs space, this would be
a nice living room, bonus room, game room.
You could do a cool couch here, TV here.
-Maybe a pool table there.
-Yeah.
These beams down here
are the only original thing.
They left them to add a bit of charm.
-[Siobhan] Mm-hm.
-Now the house is bright and usable and
They did a really good job.
-They did do a good job, absolutely.
-All usable.
-Should we look at the rooftop deck?
-[Bryan] Let's do it.
[Tyler] Save the best for last.
You have a big view, you get the ocean,
you get the canyon, you get the Hills.
[Bryan] Right. It's the primo spot
everybody wants to live.
Everybody wants to be here,
especially now.
We've been on for a couple days,
and I've shown it maybe 20 times.
So we have a ton of activity.
I do have offers coming.
I don't have it in hand yet
so I don't know where they're at.
-Okay.
-We're listed at 3,690,000.
We've had so much activity,
I do think it'll sell for that,
if not above list price
with the way the market is.
-[phone vibrates]
-Oh, there, she's texting me now.
[Siobhan]
So, I'm going to go back, talk to them.
And then we will be in touch with you.
-I look forward to it.
-[Siobhan] Thank you.
-Thanks again, Tyler. Appreciate it.
-Alright.
["Show Me What You Got"]
by Ricky Cage playing]
Twenty-four hours in the day, let's go ♪
We've got too many people
Runnin' up on the floor ♪
It's time to show your true colors, baby
Let 'em be free ♪
Yeah, I love the way you move it
When you're moving with me ♪
-C'mon, let's party ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
Let go of your body ♪
-[Gio] Hey, guys.
-Hi.
[Gio] How's it going? This looks amazing.
Everything all set?
They're all good? Outside too?
-What a perfect night.
-Wow.
Show me what you got ♪
Show me
Show me what you got ♪
Tiff and I are hosting
a spectacular poker night at our house.
We invited the entire office,
and we really hope that
everyone can come together tonight
and put their differences aside,
put the drama aside,
have some fun, do some gambling,
some drinking, and just let loose.
-C'mon let's party ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
-Let go of your body ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
It's time to show your true colors, baby
Let them be free ♪
[Tiffany] You wanted to go to Vegas.
-[Gio] Vegas came to us. Phenomenal.
-We brought Vegas to you.
-[Gio] Hey!
-Look at this!
-[Tiffany]! Hi!
-What's going on?
-Good to see you, boss. How are you?
-Good to see you.
-Show me what you got ♪
-Show me ♪
I just wanted everyone to have a good time
and just let loose a bit and
-Tension has been high.
-Yeah.
-Hello!
-[Gio] Hey, guys!
Hello!
-This looks fabulous!
-You look amazing.
-Good to see you, you look beautiful.
-You look beautiful!
[Tyler] I'll do red.
Show me what you got ♪
Hey!
Yay!
Hey! Hi!
-Hello!
-Hi!
[indistinct chatter]
Are you at all nervous
for when Alex gets here or?
-I'm just gonna say hi and be friendly.
-Okay, good.
And maybe it will just disappear.
It's gonna be fine.
-[woman whooping]
-All right.
[woman] Yay!
-This game is awesome. I love this game.
-[Polly] I'll do 25 on ten.
[Sean] Here we go, four!
-Seven!
-[girls scream]
[Gio] What the fuck?
-Lucky girl!
-[Tiffany] You're getting it!
Hello!
-Hi!
-[Kayla] Hi. Your jacket's everything!
-Oh, thank you, you look great.
-[Kayla] Thank you.
-Hi! Hello. 
-[Gio] Finally!
[Kayla] I know, we had a showing.
[Gio] I was getting nervous
you weren't gonna come.
-I know!
-Look at you!
-Love this vibe!
-Hi, Tyler.
[Gio] Better late than never.
-Thanks for coming.
-Thanks for having me!
-I was worried you weren't gonna show.
-Glad you made it.
I'm here, look at me,
I'm not snubbing anybody,
because that's not me. It's not who I am.
-Guys, we're gonna pop it like it's hot.
-Pop it!
-[cork pops]
-[Polly screams]
[all] Whoa! Oh!
[pop music playing]
[Kayla] Wow.
I should do poker for a living.
-[Gio] Hi, guys.
-You look beautiful.
-Gio. Good to see you.
-Good to see you.
Hey! Look who finally got to the party.
-So good to see you.
-You look stunning.
You do too.
Like lighting, can't control it ♪
I see your ego showing ♪
-Hi, Gio.
-Good to see you.
-Hi!
-How are you?
-Good, how are you?
-Good.
You look beautiful, love this dress.
-Ready to gamble?
-Yes.
[Gio] Yeah?
[rattling]
-[Gio] Here we go.
-Okay.
-[Gio] Ball's in play. 32?
-[realtor] Thirty-two red!
-Thanks for inviting us. I appreciate it.
-[Gio] Of course.
Yeah, we're glad you came.
You're my favorite Alexes.
-Really? Okay, two out of three!
-[Gio] Uh oh.
-Cheers.
-[laughs]
-You got it! You're on a roll!
-Whoo!
She's got all the luck tonight.
-Yeah.
-[Alex] Let's do a raise of hands.
Who here wants them to be here?
Like, literally no one.
Hey, baby. Wear your wedding ring.
-Fuck that. I tried, I lost it.
-Get a tattoo like Brandi's husband.
-[Gio] He has a tattoo for a ring?
-Yeah.
It's a little permanent.
[Brandi] Oh! Yay!
-[Polly] Yeah! Look at you!
-[Brandi] I'm gonna take my money.
How has your week been?
Good. Yeah, just busy, how about yours?
I'm trying to find my client a property,
his budget's like 10 million.
-Girl!
-But I took him to Cyprus and
To Alexandra Rose and Jarvis?
-[Polly] Yeah.
-[Brandi] Okay.
[Polly] Honestly
-The showing went fine, Jarvis was fine.
-[Brandi] Oh, good.
After he left, she fucking laid into me,
and it ended up in a huge argument.
Like, she said that someone told her
that I said that I hated her,
and that it was really to say
-[Brandi] Who said that to her?
-No idea.
-She's lying.
-I don't care!
She is the biggest dick
I have ever met in my whole entire life,
and I have met
a lot of over-sized penises in my time.
[laughing] I just spilled alcohol.
Like I do hate her!
Then she fucking honey'd me.
-[Brandi] What do you mean?
-Like, "Oh, honey."
-And I was like
-Polly.
-Honestly
-You need to put her in her place.
It's concerning to me that
there's so much drama in the office.
She actually said she hates me, so I
Huh. I'm kind of baffled.
Polly is the nicest person in the office.
And I love that that's your experience.
I'm not trying to detract from that,
it's just not mine.
You're not likable, no one likes you.
At the end of the day, shut up.
When I left the meeting, I went home,
and had to shower off the negative energy.
I was like, "Uh"!
I am the only one
who has ever been nice to those girls,
who's given them the benefit of the doubt.
You're like, "Stop being nice to them."
-I was, "Stop defending them."
-[cork pops]
Whoo!
Should have aimed it that way.
Yeah, I would love some.
-Let me get you a glass.
-Thank you.
-I can't believe
-I need to get Alexandra Jarvis a glass.
I remember that.
I felt a way about you, Alex, at first,
because you always were defending Rose.
I'd be like, "I'm telling you
about how ridiculous she is,
-and you're always defending her."
-[chuckles]
Talking about what?
[Rose] You're talking about Rose
and defending
Hold on. Alexandra, here.
I need to give her her champagne, here.
I didn't see her ass, she was behind you.
-I was like, "Harr, harr"
-Why didn't nobody tell me?
-Damn, girl.
-I tried. I nudged you.
What I don't like is her to feel like
somebody's talking behind her back.
Kayla knows. She can give us advice.
I have no problem telling her what I said.
Bring her back, I'll tell her,
"Alexandra Hall's always defending you.
Why? I don't know."
-When I went to go get your champagne
-Uh-huh.
all I heard was my name and your name.
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
[Polly] Jarvis laid into me
at the Cyprus listing appointment.
She was like,
"Kayla came crying to me and Rose,
saying you're icing her out of the group
because of some rumor going around."
I'm like, "Wait. What did she say?"
-You going over there?
-I think so.
[Kayla] Yeah, I spoke to Jarvis
and Rose about what happened
because it's not like anyone else
asked about what happened, or my side.
It was my chance to explain myself,
but I didn't go running to them.
I walked. In my heels.
[Kayla] So you told Polly
that I came running to you guys?
No, you shared about what happened.
-Yeah, but I didn't go running to you.
-[Jarvis] I didn't say you did.
-[Rose] No one came running.
-Her interpretation. I didn't say that.
Let the record reflect
that I did not say she ran to us,
she spoke to us because
she was upset about feeling
She's like, "Let the record reflect."
We're not in court, what is she doing?
-Oh, my I'm done. I cannot handle it.
-[Lauren] Cannot!
Reflect this.
She came to me
and shared what had happened,
and I wanted to ask you
what had happened
Yeah, so I was like,
"Why are you gossiping?"
It's not Honey, it's not gossip.
Don't "honey" me!
-Don't fucking "honey" me!
-Don't "honey" her.
-Don't fucking "honey" me.
-She does not like that shit.
Okay, dear. How
-[Lauren] None of that shit.
-She doesn't like "dear" or "honey."
[Lauren]
That's so incredibly condescending.
It's like a bitch slap.
-It's not how I envisioned the night.
-[Sean] I'm sorry.
I find it very hard to believe that
in Alabama, people are like "Honey",
and it's okay.
We do, and we say "Bless your heart"
for a variety of reasons.
Girl. If you say "Bless your heart,"
that's shade.
That don't fly.
If you wanna put together
a list of acceptable words, let me know.
So what flies then? "Bitch"?
No. "Polly."
[Rose] Polly came up and was like,
"I hate Jarvis."
-That's evil!
-[Brandi] Y'all put off hateful energy.
I have never,
in any offices that I've worked in,
any professional settings,
had any kind of energy,
versus what y'all bring in,
it's very weird and it's very unlikable.
-Oh, my gosh.
-[Rose] Grow up. Get over it.
-No, it's not
-There's much worse things in this world.
There's children starving in Africa,
children starving in Mexico.
She does not need to be offended.
[Brandi] You guys have no idea.
-My mom has a brain tumor right now.
-Sorry.
You think I have things to worry about
with all this stupid shit in the office?
I do not.
I'm not a victim. End of the day,
-like, I'm in Newport just like you guys.
-Yeah.
I'm here to struggle
and make my way to the top.
I don't need to, like,
make these, like, silly games
You guys are going around and rubbing
your stink on everything in the office.
You're the, like, bullies
-We're the bullies?
-Are you kidding?
-Alex Hall, give me a break.
-No.
-[Rose] No.
-You guys don't recognize this.
-Everybody else has the consensus you are.
-[Rose] We're having a good conversation.
No, that's not true.
You don't like it when people get
involved in your conversations? Weird!
Interesting.
You're quiet for one second? Thank you.
No, Brandi and I
are having a conversation.
-[chuckling] What the fuck?
-Why is it getting so heated?
She was calling us a bully. We're not!
[Tyler] Because those actions there,
when you laugh and turn around,
could be perceived as actions of a bully.
Okay. I don't think so.
[Gio] What is this all about?
-Because she's a fucking cunt. I hate her.
-[Gio] It's not
I'm not part of this, just trying
to figure out what's happening.
We were having a really good conversation,
Brandi and I
Deep breath, everyone.
I don't know what's happening,
but I wanted tonight to be, like, fun.
Jarvis is honestly the most
condescending, stuck-up bitch I've
Sorry! I know that you're gonna marry her.
Hats off to you.
Excuse me, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to be rude.
Have a good night, guys.
[tense music builds]
[rattling]
[closing theme music playing]
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